B-b-body..????
ok chucklenuts, how would YOU react if you were just told live on air that your missing neighbor was just found dismembered?
>>221404484I would do a 360 and walk away from the camera shot
>>221404467Nothing will ever beat this glow up
>>221404484>"jesus christ"
>>221404484I wouldn’t say anything, I’d listen, and that’s what nobody did
I wish we could somehow show the inmates he's in with the whole "SSTAAAYYVAANNN" interview
>>221404467>making fun of person who is shocked at someone's deathYou're pretty pathetic aren't you
>"Wahy'd ya do it, STAYVUHN?">Leans back
i don't know
i want my body back / body back / body back
why does he wear the underwear mask?
>>221404653Memes aside why did he do it
>>221404710he wanted to see a fat man abuse a chair
>>221404484I wouldn't say a single word to them. I would listen to what they have to say, and that's what no one did.
>>221404484If I was the murderer like he was I would decline to do an interview. wtf.
Did he raped her or just kill her?
>>221404467You guys should watch his interrogation if you haven't already. He doesn't move a muscle for like two hours.
>>221404710he was obessed with her and she was about to move
>>221404719If nothing else this whole case was excellent advertisement for whatever chairs those dudes were using. Things are indestructible.
>>221404737He didn't do anything to her, he is innocent and knows nothing about her death.
>>221404737i think he killed her THEN fugged her
Makes me so antsy all the time because I try to hide my alcohol addiction by throwing all my empty bottles into a public dumpster bin and I'm always suspicious someone is watching me
>>221404484
>>221404484I wouldn't be on camera because everytime media has tried to interview me I've told them to fuck off.
>Look what I can do, Steven!
By magic you’re suddenly in Lauren’s body a week before the murder. What do you do? Me personally I would carry a gun with me and have a family member take all my shit somewhere else.
>>221404484>Like zoinks scoob
>This is the young 22-year-old I was talking you about
>>221404801you would deny us the interview footage?
>>221404801How was she supposed to know he would kill her before it happened? Or had he done stuff in advance..?
>>221404829YER HAIR WAS THAR, STAYVUN
>>221404787and how many times has this happened
>>221404824she looks like puddy from seinfeld
>>221404803kek
>>221404801I would kill steven before he could kill me
>>221404737he was going to rape her but then she was like "steven what the fuck" because despite wearing a mask, he had that goofy hair sticking out under it and it was comically obvious it was him. Then he panicked and killed her.All that and didn't even get what he came for...
>>221404831Don't give your neighbors access to your fucking keys. She's kind of dumb for doing that
>>221404916He wanted rape. He didn't expect to go to prison to get it.
>>221404535I get the reference
I hope her friends and family don't know she's a meme here
>>221404746was it an act or did he have a genuine mental break?
>>221404916Another proof that if women just gave free sex, they'd all be safe.
>>221404484I'd say "Big, if true". Then stare directly at the camera.
>>221404955Wow I'm surprised Marilyn Manson was Jewish
>B-B-B-B-B-BODY?!>tugs on shirt neck and a bunch of steam shoots out>LIKE, ZOINKS!!>begins running in place while cartoon running sound effects play>run off screen so fast he leaves a STAYVUN shaped smoke cloud>runs through a nearby brick wall leaving a STAYVUN shaped hole>reporter turns to the camera and says GOLLY!
>>221404863Well none yet, but when they do that is what I will say.
>>221405017did stayvun transition
>>221405311No, the girl he slaughtered. Duh
>>221404484what a shame. she was a good neighbour what a rotten way to die.
>>221405458nobody is making fun of her, if anything she'd probably be happy that people continuously mock the retard who killed her
>>221405522Steven was a retard?
Times you acted like Grant Tiernan Amato?>i also got kicked out of UCF after a pattern of non-attendance while pursuing a science degree>i also like anime and Twitch>i also was born as a white male in Florida in 1989>i also send large amounts of money to Eastern European women online>i also live in my parent's house at an advanced age>i also have an over-doting, enabling mother
>>221404484>Don't film me unless you're paying me
>>221404863One time for meThey wanted to make something about how snow is scary for muh economy and shit, I was just walking my dog and she was happy to play in snow
>>221404484backflip
>>221405022100% an act. He thought if he didn't show any signs of nervousness he could be cleared.
STAYVUN this ends now!
Bro, they never found her head. It's like the only real detail that came out of all this.
>>221404484it's not his reaction that's the problem, it's his reaction coupled with the hindsight that we know he did itit's also funny that the garbage truck ended up not taking the dumpster quick enough before the cop searched it, but at the same time he left DNA all over her place so that part of the evidence doesn't actually matter
>>221406306>Stayvun, you're about to witness the power of ketamine-enhanced interrogation tactics.>i'm the one who's enhanced, Stayvun.
I think you have to be extremely low iq to kill someone in the big 26. Self defense ok thats fine but people who actually make a plan and follow through with it are actually retarded. I dont get it. I mean sure if you do it and dont care if you're caught thats understandable but people like that black tiktok singer who thought he was gonna get away with it baffle me. Im pretty sure everyone watched a few crime stories on youtube or the id channel and theres virtually no way to get away with anything anymore
>>221406330>it's not his reaction that's the problemhis reaction was absolutely the problem, he came off as a total creep incel with weird hair and holes in his Billabong t-shirt. any normal person would clock him as the murder suspect.
>what'd i just say about screen watching stayvun??!?>last warning stayvun or im taking that controller for good
>>221406330He had alibi for the dna in apartment because he said her friend and him locked themselves inside to look for her
>>221404484N-nani? M-masaka?
>>221405661Was surprised to find out that this guy was talking to the wife of that guy from Ghost Adventures and was trying to find a way to get him killed.
>>221406347no it didn't, it came across like generic shock and sorrow, because he was shocked and sad that her body had been foundwhich coincidentally resembles the reaction a dumb oneitis simp stalker would have even if he hadn't killed her
>wife and kids?
>>221406378The wife is in prison now, isn't she? Why did she throw her life away for a bald cuck with a life sentence?
>>221406395Yeah she got like 3 years. Load of shit.
>>221406339I think you're overestimating how good police are. I think even STAYVUN would have gotten away with it if he hadn't gotten unlucky with the garbage collector being late
>>221406379>”Ieeeen, ieeeeen, ieeeeeeeeeeeen, nobody knows where she is ieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen nobody’s seen her”>”WHO COULD DO THIS???” *loses his composure, sobbing uncontrollably despite being a grown man on TV*>”B-B-B-BODY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!”>hair proofs outward and grows into split ends>eyes sprout outward on eyestalks like the Ren & Stimpy show>phone buzzes an Amber Alert for a missing girl named Lauren>dumpster being emptied by garbage truck starts spilling dismembered girl parts in the vicinity of Stayvun’s apartment>Billabong t-shirt catches on fire>”I think I need to sit down”You're so right. How could they possibly know it was him?
>>221406389Why is he smiling
Why did you buy 3 guns when you can only carry 2 stayvun?
>>221406339nahif you drive 300 miles and kill some random person in the middle of the night in some backwater town where you've never been before, and then immediately go home without anyone you know ever knowing you left, the only way they'd catch you is if your license plate or your full face was visible on camera, even then it would be iffy in court because they'd have no plausible reasons for why you would've done it and the jury could side with youthat's still the way to go
>>221406449you'd also have to leave your phone home
>>221406422Sorry, autist, but have some perspectiveYou understand there was literally a person there reacting to his reaction, the reporter and she went >Oh fuck, I think I just revealed to this guy (apparently a friend of the victim) that she's been murdered, I better backpedal because he's spazzing out
>>221406330>it's not his reaction that's the problembruh this is a documented thing that cops see all the time. Some suspicious weirdo tries to ingratiate himself into the investigation and lone fucking behold he was involved in the crime
>>221406410it depends on the funding of the police department, in some cities a homicide will activate like 20 different police units with 400 detectives and they will absolutely find your ass
>>221406474They will never catch me, I'm too smart.
>>221406449i mean yea but most people dont kill random people its always someone they know
>>221406472You understand that he got called into the police station hours after he gave the TV interview?I'll ask you again: How could the police POSSIBLY know it was him? He's as normal as a queue at the DMV.
>ON TODAYS EPISODE OF GHOST ADVENTURES>why'd (why why) you do it (it it it) stevan (en en en)>what was that?
>>221406467that too, but stillthe old adage of someone murdering a random person applies even to this day, and people aren't easily convinced that anyone would ever actually do that for no actual reasonand obviously you'd need to have a clean record and whatever else
>>221406492He had done two police interrogations before that
>>221404484>yooooooooo can i see it doe
>>221404467>be American>have the right to remain silent>don'tWhy are Americans like this? You can literally even have an attorney present to hang out with you while you remain silent and they try to badger you, what's the deal? In my shithole country you have no right to an attorney present, they just let you call a lawyer who tells you not to say anything then they can keep you in a room for hours trying to interrogate you just you and them.
>>221406473>Some suspicious weirdo tries to ingratiate himself into the investigation and lone fucking behold he was involved in the crimeHe was her neighbor, so it wasn't suspicious until he acted suspicious with the cops by being a weird autist talking about how he was a virgin randomly or whateverBut again, that interview wasn't suspicious by itself>>221406492>You understand that he got called into the police station hours after he gave the TV interview?You understand they knew she was raped by that point and he was just the nearest guy, right?
>>221404467
>>221406449>leave trace DNA evidence when you exist in a room from dead skin cells and breathing>you're picked up on about 100 traffic cams because you traveled 300 miles including a bunch in the person's area>police look for any vehicle that's not normally in that neighborhood on the cameras>see yours>track your vehicle all the way from 300 miles away>police bring you in for interrogation wondering why you drove 300 miles to that place on the night of the murder and no other time>if you're smart you remain silent>they get a court order for your DNA>it matches DNA at the scene>they find your 4chan posts about driving 300 miles to kill someone without getting caughtNice one anon.
>>221406631Make it a homeless bum they won't even investigate
I know these murderers are deranged or not thinking clearly but I don't know how they dismember a body and seemingly have no trauma after the fact. I'm not sure I could do it even if it meant securing my freedom and covering my tracks.
>>221406714or a darkie or a prostitute
>>221406721You'd probably be fine. Human beings have insane resiliency and ability to do what has to be done. It's the same way peaceful dudes wind up killing a bunch of guys with an e-tool in war. You either do it or you die, and then you compartmentalize it. I imagine you detach quite a bit in the act. There was that one guy who even dismembered his own parents for their money and boiled his mom's head on the stove and was just kinda detached and chill about it.
>>221406714Didn't a crazy incel kill a hobo a few years back and the police investigated because the homeless guy was well-liked in the neighborhood, kek
>>221404484If it was me on screen it wouldn't have gone down like it did. There'd be a lot more blood on live television.Wait, she was Vietnamese, right?
>>221406785>sagging his pants around a bunch of high estrogen blackiesYeah this guy zesty, no wonder he did so well on the casting couch
>>221406530Steven wanted the best of both worlds by suffering through the hours-long interrogations while barely talking. As for other criminals in similar circumstances, though, what good would it do them? Someone like Steven leaves plenty of other evidence to get nailed on, and refusing to cooperate with a murder investigation has scant few reasonable excuses. Yeah, the criminals never seem to talk their way out of it and it usually backfires, but your choices by that point are between hoping the cops are incredibly incompetent or throwing a hail-mary.
>>221404516You guys tricked me into believing this was an actual real photo for like a year
>>221404801have sex with steven
My sister is on her period and I'm soooo horny I think I might have to go in anyway.
>>221407201it is
yes
>>221407164Not really. Look at something like the Colonel Russell Williams shit in Canada. They got a confession out of him because he retarded and sat in a room talking to an investigator who tricked him into thinking they had more evidence than they did. Many such cases.
Stephen' elegible for parole in 2041.
>>221407460bro that's the year of the clankers the fuck you talking about 2041 anno domini lmfao
ewu is dead. theyve 100% committed to their femoid audience posting literalky nothing but stories about babies, domestic violence, boyfriend on gf murder, rape, etc
>literally thousands of police investigations>lets meme post about steven or chris watts yet againindian behavior
>>221404710He had to get it on.
>>221406336KEK
Did he know
>>221404535>>221404723>>221405067>>221406111>>221406245>>221404513>>221406785>>221406525>>221406355AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>221407737i must have inherited the true crime slop enjoyment gene from my mother because that sort of content is like crack to me
>>221407737ewu peaked with releasing inner bipolar guy
Why is he so obsessed with his underwear
>>221407954i like it for the puzzle/mystery of piecing together evidence and interrogation, as well as reactions to being caught.women watch true crime for interpersonal drama
>>221408177why are you so obssessed with this same fucking case
my favorites are always the teenagers that do it for the lulz
>Killer Is Caught After 20 Years>Cops Discover The Worst Murder Of Their Careers>Parents Realize Their Son Is A Serial Killer>Husband Thinks He Got Away With Wife's Murder>Grandma Discovers Grandson's Horrifying Secret>Police Uncover Horrifying Secret In Mom's Trunk>Classmates Realize Their Friend Is A School Shooter>Woman Unknowingly Films Her Own Murder>Kidnapped Boy Found In Deranged Murder Basement
>>221404484"like that desperate housewives show?"
>>221404516Its such a subtle edit that it could be real.
>>221404516
>>221404774I love that reaction. Controlled but expressing consternation at his situation.
>>221405148Into the unwell is a new cartoon based video game that is in the same vein of Felix the cat and cuphead.
>>221406339The one with the girl's body in his trunk? He is just a total simpleton, just like Chris watts. Just dummies incapable of forethought.
>>221404955who the fuck doesnt
>>221409149i dont care about clickbait hyperbole, but the spoiling of whodunnit is gay
>Guys... Down the hill
>>221406631Not to mention the flock of ring cameras and Tesla cams that catch you getting out of the car caught on traffic cams and show you walking up to the house, then leaving an hour later and getting back into that car which they track you driving back home. We live in an age of constant surveillance.
>>221409374Sanpaku eyes
For me it's when they leave their murder plans lying around or explain everything in detail in a diary, a la Alyssa Bustamante.>Goes to prison>Tells new fresh fish cellmates that she's in a prison gang, but she'll keep her safe>As long as she becomes her sex slave>All of them do>She's not even in a gang and is pretty much hated in the prison>It only becomes public knowledge when one of the "sex slaves" refused to lick her ass
>>221404484I'd scream NOOOOOOO while falling to my knees and crying.
>>221409710>slamming fists down against the ground>DAMN YOU WORLD!!! IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME! IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!>peek out of the corner of your eye to see if they're buying it
>>221404801I'd make an OF account and transfer the money to my normal body
>>221404749so she was making a move?
>i didnt do it!>i fucking hate them! they ruined my life!>i have anger issues and didnt take my medswelp
>>221409764He had to get it on
>>221409673>Alyssa BustamanteI could've saved her.
>>221406600Do you clean your kayak steven?
>>221409710>I'd scream NOOOOOOO while falling to my knees and cryinghttps://youtu.be/PODOMv1Pz48?t=18
Does anyone remember that guy with the youtube channel who was 100% a serial killer and shilled his channel on /x/? QRD>Someone makes a thread on /x/ about some non-/x/ channel>A tall fat guy going around Detroit(?) and interviewing homeless prostitutes>Does it Harry Redknapp style from his car window>Always gives them a few bucks for having spoken to him>Threads get made practically every time he uploads a new video>Which there's no point in because they aren't /x/ videos as I say>Then someone makes a thread and mentions how something like 7 of the 9 prostitutes he interviewed have all since been murdered>Pure coincidence prostitutes are murdered all of the time and so are homeless people and in particular homeless prostitutes and especially in places like Detroit(?)>After further digging they were all murdered within days of when he conducted the interview, some on the same day and only hours later>Someone makes the point that in all of his "interviews" the focus is on early family life swiftly followed by how much they're in touch with their families still now, who they have in their lives that care about them, and where they hangout/sleep>Youtube channel is instantly deleted and he never comes backI wish I could remember his name.
>>221407201Sorry not sorry.
>>221404801Quantum leaping isn't "magic", faggot. It's science.
>>221409788So many of them could have been saved. We all failed.
>>221406339Depends on your skin color, really.
>>221406492Retard.
>>221407930>collection of toilet rollsWhat for?
>>221409556For all we know he was just some guy passing by.
>>221406433He is ass drunk
>You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in the court if law. Stays silent for 3 hours>We got him sweating chief. I know he's gonna crackStays silent for 3 more hours>Fuck he's good, we'll have to let him go I guess lmao
>I thought that, maybe your reaction to learning about the body was a bit strange. But you know I got to thinking, about the shock of it all? Your neighbor has been cut to pieces, her body found right outside your apartment complex. I think I'd need to sit down too. >Exactly. My friend and classmate was dismembered by a hacksaw!>Terrible. I'm sorry, I'll stop bothering you, Stayvun.>Oh, just one thing. Did that reporter mention the hacksaw? Because we haven't revealed that information to the public yet. Guess the news has loose lips, right?
>And then you stomped her! You stomped her because she's a coal burning whore and she treated you like shit! You stomped her for all the years you had to take it! You stomped her because you are such a weak fucking sister, Jacob, and you wanted to erase all memory of it! Go on, deny it! I would have done the same thing kid
>>221410240>sped-up footage>.jpg
>Why's you walk on land stayvon?>I don't know>Did you think the land was your girlfriend stayvon?>I don't know>Does that make you mad stayvon?
>>221410393This is America!Let's change the subject.This is Germany?
>>221410393>>221410240indian
Anyone remember the other video with the same cop? It's not an interrogation I think he's just giving a press conference or something after catching someone else. He has such an unmistakable voice.
>>221410473>THE AIR WAS THERE STAYVUN
>>221404757Nobody cares that you’re an alcoholic
>>221404516If he'd really looked like this he wouldn't have had to sniff Stacy's panties and fap in her closet. You degens will do anything but try to improve
>>221404801Dumb bitch knew someone was breaking into her place and stalking her and proceeded to... tell a foid friend about it and do nothing else
>>221404927He had a master he stole from the janny
>>221404484M-Masaka!!
>>221404829https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iQLNR9btr4
Ya can't get past me stayvun
>wakaranai
>>221404875That's right
>>221404710Read crime and punishment. There’s something about people who study criminals wanting to commit the perfect murder. This idea of being able to outsmart all the authorities, even God himself appeals to a certain deranged ego that considers himself an intellectual.
This was the case that got me into watching interrogations and bodycam footage. Made me understand that more than half the world population live like animals.
>you can be the most mid girl in the world and some creep could randomly become obsessed with you and put your life in dangerI'd hate to have a daughter, I don't think I could handle the stress
>>221407201It isn't???
There will be no more video games.
>>221409374>>221410665Wtf I have been lied
>>221406339Baltimore has like a 50% clearance rate for homicide cases. The big mistake is killing someone you know. If you just went to a random part of the slums and killed a hobo there’s a 50/50 shot of getting away with it
>>221404484I'd laugh and cum and shit my pants and cry.
>>221404824>studying to become a public defender.She deserved it
>>221404484NO MORE VIDEO GAMES STAYVUN
>>221404955>>221405093IKR?
release me and release my friends into my custody or i will be releasing my bipolar....tick tock your move pigs....
>>221405661He was in the UFC? He looks like a wimp!
>>221406764you talking about the one where the guy cut off the hobo's head and hands and put em in the family freezer?
>>221404484I don't know
>>221406339It's all about context.Me killing a manager I don't like? 100% chance of being caught. Some darkie killing a rival gang darkie in their shitty no-police allowed hood with a knife?50/50, maybe if someone snitches.Also depends on you document and digital footprint, your average darkie doesn't have a fucking ID(they're allergic to it), they drive a stolen car or their "grandma's" car, doesn't have a fixed address or a job. It's like credit score and debt recovering, your average wageslave is fucked if he misses a payment, jamal can accrue 10k debt because they can't fucking find him.
>>221404484https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhYtMYYI_kU
>>221404803Haaaaaaah
>>221410896I think that's what gets me about Israel Keyes. Based on his whole MO it's impossible to know how many people he killed or if he really did just get too cocky too early.All of the normalfags are adamant it's the latter and I can't tell if it's just cope or not because you can't really say either way.
>>221404484Admitting your innocence?"that's bad, I promise I did not stab her 13 times"
>>221404484Damn, I should have hid that bitch better
>>221409149>Nigga Moms React To Son Got Kill 10 Ours
>>221406478Ah shit I haven't guffawed in a while. My gf will show me inane stupid ass shit on tiktok but this finally got me. Ty anon. Saved.
>>221410384Zoomer Colombo needs to be made.
I like the ones where it shows you how fucking retarded people are>Woman poisons her husband>Calls 911>Says he collapsed while he was eating supper>Meanwhile she was on the phone with her friend at the same time as she was on the phone with 911 talking about exactly how much antifreeze she had given him>The one where a wife and her friend murdered her husband>Drove out to bumfuck nowhere and dumped his body off a bridge into the river>But called 911 first to report him missing>Then dumped the body while she was still on the phone to 911>With the operator mentioning how they were talking about how heavy the body was and heard a very clear "splash" noise
>>221411169Just saw a cop do the "one more thing" in a bodycam
>>221411191Post it. Very douchey if it wasnt a real crime and instead some traffic citation.
>>221404484>What? No way!
>>221411217https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuJj5F9FmuQColumbo style at 24:00
>>221404484I wouldn't DO anything, I'd listen - and that's what no one did.
>>221411175>The one where a wife and her friend murdered her husbandShame, was looking forward to being entertained by some half hour youtube video.
>>221411217>tries to grape sister in law>threatens family with guns>kills stepdad for interfering>tries to have everyone else killed>insane psychopath>12 year sentence, he'll be 29 when he gets outmany such people walking around!
>>221404467GIRLS DIDN'T SHOW YOU THE RESPECT YOU DESERVE
>>221410384How would Columbo have cornered Steven?
>>221409673>>221409788>New information regarding the forced sexual contact perpetrated by WERDCC inmate Alyssa Bustamante against an 18-year-old inmate has been released to the media.>A transcript of the June 12, 2016 incident as described by the victim to the facility's head of security was made public during Bustamante's latest court appearance. According to the victim, during the daily wellness activity in the correctional facility yard, Bustamante informed her she would win the protection of the prison's white supremacist gang if the victim would perform certain tasks. According to the transcript these tasks included sharing her meals, giving away her mail and performing sexual acts. While victim was willing to comply with the first two, she was reluctant to engage in sexual activity, but after verbal provocation the teen agreed to perform and receive oral sex from Bustamante.>Eventually the sex acts Bustamante requested became more deviant in nature, such as anilingus and forced insertion of objects. When the victim refused said acts, Bustamante physically assaulted her and forced the girl to engage in the above mentioned sex acts.>The teen eventually informed WERDCC security of the assault after she found out Bustamante had lied about the existence of a white supremacist gang in the facility.
>>221410823Never seen that guy before but he looks like he fancies himself a genius.
>>221406714>>221406745Keep believing that incels.
>>221411310It's not a story ChatGAYPD would tell you.
>>221411587https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2WVEla34Tkhes great spends half the video interrogating himself i dont get why he never reached stayvun status
>>221404484Big Mike 2028, time for harmony
>>221411584Sweet.
No more video gamesLast LAN party ever stayven
>>221411646jej
>>221409788poop
>>221411584>bustamante>white
>>221411625Aktschually that was google's AI, but chatgpt couldn't find it either. I'm pretty sure it's just a made up case, and that's fine.
>>221411584>its like a reflection of modern society>people engage in crazy shit that gets crazier and crazier>the racists never existed in the first place
>>221411584searching for that text just leads back to 4chan. did you make this up?
>>221409573And yet half of murderers aren’t caught… makes you wonder why the cameras are there
>>221411584>>221411806HAH some of you fuckers are just as bad as those fags from reddit and kiwi farms.
>>221404484Yeah, it was a couple of black guys.
>>221404829why would somebody voluntarily subject themselves to this? Tell them to fuck off and get a lawyer.
>>221411903He is insane and in a stressful situation. Isnt he a law student?
B.. Bane?
>>221409788Used AI to make giantess pics of her
>>221412053>WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK STEYVAN
>>221409788more like alyssa bustmynut
>>2214048634 or 5.
>>2214047874 or 5.
>>221410823lil blud thinks he tuff
>>221411903They don't voluntarily subject themselves to anything. You have the right to be silent but it doesn't mean they have to let you go. It's a tactic they are allowed to do to wear you down so that you might confess. Sometimes they hold suspects for hours at a time.
>>221404484>damn, that's crazy
>>221412479Well cant you tell them to go fuck themselves and that you aint saying anything without a lawyer?If they arrest you after that they were going to arrest you anyway
>>221412515you can say that and you should say that innocent or not.
Never talk to the police about anything. You aren't going to convince them to let you go so just say nothing and make their lives more difficult.
WE FOUND 'ER 'AIR STAY VAUGHN
>>221412053Hah
>>221404710He was a burglar and voyeur. She probably caught him and he freaked out and killed her.
>>221406347Insane projection. Seek God or something.
>>221404484Again!? LmaoThen turn 360° and sit down
>>221406389The most criminal thing is how hot he is goddamn
i think he got set up...
>>221404774kek
>>221410869The fact that it took so many replies before getting this answer is extremely disappointing
all jokes and memes aside why don't people just NOT talk to the police if they don't have to, can't you just leave and then they either have to let you leave or have to arrest you, in which case you can get a lawyer why the fuck would you engage in hours and hours of interrogation when you're free to go
>>221414552because they are stupid and think if they stay quiet they will appear more suspicious and they think they can talk their way out of it.
>>221407321>>221409754Kek
>>221410613Committing a perfect crime is easy, and the first rule is obvious: do not kill someone you know for fuck sake. Of course the police will investigate those who know the victim, you won't get to kill someone you fantasize about or hate and get away with it, you want to kill, it's going to have to be some random prostitute or dude hiking alone. That's not interesting enough? Then you'll get caught.If you kill and it's not someone totally unrelated to you in any way, you will get caught (unless you're black and you're shooting another black in the ghetto without it being in broad daylight).
>>221404484>She just died? Wow. I didn't know that...She led an amazing life. What else can you say? She was an amazing woman, whether you agree or not. She was an amazing woman who led an amazing life. I'm actually sad to hear that.And then I walk away and salute the nearest passerby while 'Tiny Dancer' plays off my phone speaker
>>221405022Both. He planned something like that, but any sane person wouldn't be able to maintain this so perfectly for so long. He broke down and the way he did happened to be the way he planned his defense.
