Grand Proxi Episode>previously, on dead /trek/>>221391021
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how is the mind meld with a psycho kino in voyager followed by an ep dedicated wholly to this retard
got my bottle of kanar and some ketracel whitenothing wrong on a saturday night
>Captain's Log, stardate 52672.3. It's been just two more weeks since the end of the Domion War. We are on our way to Betazed to deliver relief supplies. I hear the situation on the planet is dire. For such an evil like the Jem'hadar to fall upon such a kind and gentle people is the greatest of tragedies. They have to go back. We will build a subspace graviton field at the mouth of the wormhole and the Cardassians will pay for it.
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>>221406405What's wrong with B'elanna?
I resumed Enterprise after, I forgot the intro, is the premise of this show that this is before the federation had introduced the Prime Directive?
>>221408070there is no Federation in Enterprise
>>221408030>hot sexoooo as Klingon>hideous as human dios mio goblina de Federacion
>>221408161Ooh, that makes much more sense. I kept getting the hints that they had no prime directive.I should have just restarted the show..
>the cardassians ended our violent regressive caste system
>>221408730>>221408917based
>>221408917AI slop
>>221409019
>>221409027all this slop has me wanting to learn basic photoshop, finally.
>>221409145good
Dukat deserves better than AI slop
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>>221409216
The Vaadwaur did everything wrong.
I feel like I know this city
Oh yeah
>>221410795>>221410811lmao
I was the guy in the previous thread asking if I should try watching Lower Decks.So i grabbed season 1, you pataks should have offered a stronger warning. It is now deleted from my hard drive but unfortunately not my mind for at least a week I guess.
Lower Decks isn't to your liking?That's okay anon, no need to get all emotional about it.It's just a show
>>221411154You received your warning..>>221396678
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>>221410294Disgusting. Dukat is for human art only.
>>221411273I lost my nigga, that shit crazy (RIP)I mean, we just put him in the pavement (On my mama)Ayy, bro, yeah, I miss you more than 80's (Milligrams)Yeah, milligrams (Bitch), bitch, I'm still the man (Bitch)We slangin' Roc Nation, yeah bitch, you Jigga who? (Who?)And I'm plugged on the border, nigga, send 'em through (Come on)We gon' get 'em gone (Movin')Lil cause couldn't work the route, I had to send him homeI'm doin' forty-five a day and that's on any phoneDog food, young gettin' fifty, we want all bluesWon't catch a nigga passin', bitch, we all shootI mean, yeah, I'm a hooper, babyAnd I dropped out of school, I was too connectedI just spent my nigga Antt, bro, you can do the next oneNaw, these ain't triple S's (Bitch), bitch, these white lows (Dugg)I might get the head, boo, but I don't wife hoesNaw, I don't like phonesWe gettin' somethin' through the air but it ain't iPhonesLet me put my whites on (Dugg)Yeah, I'm a D nigga (Buffs)I got traded from the Lakers, I got heat with meBitch, I'm takin' three with meNow that's D-WadeBitches out here playin' crazy, not from these waysBustin' scripts my DNAWhat you doin' with a doctor? You a CNABaby we in Hellcats, these ain't TNA'sYeah, we scratchin' off, In the kitchen packin' raw
Star Trek V is just as good and classic as the rest of the TOS movies and I'll die on that mountain
>>221412303Sloperanon has lost his damn mind.
>>221412303AI never ever gets the bridge layout right. The perspective is ridiculous when you try to think how that would actually work.
>>221412444I don’t know how to speak Chinese and so I am in fear for my safety. Hopefully I will die before I am expected to fully metamorphosize. It would be virtually impossible for someone with reproductive organs of my remarkable size to fully assimilate into Chinese culture
>>221412303Lawnmower is no good for carpet
>>221412701Tell that to Trois giant stinky Greek bush. You’re probably too short to smell pussy. Fucking Mexican
>>221411203It may be just a show anon, but the relationships we have with each other are real. I want you to know I’m grateful we are so extremely close
>>221411203Sometimes I pretend I can smell you. How close is that? You tell me. I don’t know how much you sweat. Even if I did I couldn’t say how you smelled. If I smelled you when you weren’t sweating though that’d only leave more to the imagination. More questions than answers. Another one bides the must
>>221413247do you have the word "hate" imprinted on every nanoangstrom of your being too, edgy boi?
>>221413247>Another one bides the mustI can tell you were clearly working towards the punchline and not the other way around but I appreciate your work.
>>221413398No I just want a gf. I hooked up with some normie non autistic woman the other day and it was horrible. Her dog ate my hat and half my shirt and she made me finish in her ass with no condom two times. I’m ashamed and concerned about my health. Women are all the same>>221413478Stop abusing me. I have a voice and I will be heard
There is no fucking way they could fit 2 Humpback whales in there.
>>221413809stop calling me that
why do they call it beluga caviar, belugas are mammals and don't lay eggs
What went wrong with this general?
>>221414519
Discovery is a disasterPicard is putridLower Decks is for losersStrange New Worlds is a strange new failureProdigy is for pedophilesStarfleet Academy is made up of dropouts
Schizo Sundays are back baby
There's only one thing for it crewmen!A nice piping hot bowl of my delicious Leola Root stew!Famous throughout the delta quadrant, it'll really put some pep in your step!
>>221405411>>221407895star trek sex with wesley
>>221414614scouts is silly
wtf
>>221406405Which way, Federation man?
>>221414983>>221415106This child originally had two flesh arms but someone at Nickelodeon decided the cast wasn’t diverse enough.
Is Star Trek Prodigy the 'Clone Wars TV Show' of Star Trek?
>>221413809The TOS movies had so much kino.It had this amazing liminal misty vibe.
>>221414983>>221415106Is there an episode that explains the horrific industrial accident that amputated that kid's arm?
>>221415199the message being "you're cool even if a horrible accident took your arm away" I assume? Good idea.
>15 million supposedly died due to cardassian occupation>over 6 decades>dukat allegedly killed 5 million in 1 decade even though it was supposed to be quite a chill period and he loves bajorans>this means only 10 million over 5 decades>that means 2 million a decade>200k per year for an entire planet>this is from bajorans who count any death as the fault of cardassia>earth today has over 400k intentional homicides a yearNone of this makes sense.
>>221415246pretty much but kurtzman ruined it so he could do his shitty cw teen drama acadamy show once he realized he wouldnt survive the paramount sale
>>221415384Cool it with the antibajoranism.
>>221415384The Occupation was greatly exaggerated.I mean come on, why would the overseers slaughter the laborers for no reason?
>>22141538415 million is also a pathetic number on a planetary scale. WW2 killed 50 million in total, planet wide. The Cardassians must have had a light touch.
>>221415160B'elana is only hot with the ridges. The actress herself is meh.
>>221415749The old "exotic multiplier"
munke
prodigy season 2 is when i realized it was bad on purpose
How would you all feel about a political thriller trek series? The concept being a conspiracy has been uncovered by telepathic factions within the federation. In order to investigate, a species immune to telepathy is paired with a psychic. Due to all telepaths being potential traitors, it's unknown whether the partner is part of the conspiracy, or not.
>>221415270>>221415338nah just thalidomide
>>221416423Imagine trusting a telepath.
>>221416447>We cured cancer and the common cold, but have no idea why kids are being born without limbs>Just give Timmy a robot arm and call it a day!
>>221416503There's atleast 4 confirmed telepathic species that are part of the Federation. And Ferengi are confirmed to be immune to telepathy, so there is precedence.
>>221416534Genetic modification is banned in the federation due to the Eugenic wars. It's why Geordi was born blind instead of having that shit corrected in the womb.
>>221416534
>>221416535It is criminal that telepaths are allowed to walk amongst the regular citizens of the Federation.
>>221415647Wooden starships? I mean come on.
>>221416845It helps when two of the 4 founding federation members have telepaths. The shit has been rigged from the get go.
>>221414519/co/ kicked out its Lower Decks trannies and they've been raging about how /trek/ is allowed to exist ever sincethey've tried many tactics to ruin trek, the geezer spam, etc, now it's just some faggot spamming the thread constantly with 0 engagement webmsThe mods let it happen because it doesn't break the rules (this is not a criticism, you sensitive little moderators, just a fucking observation), and so here we are.We can only do what the mods allow, even if they want to let 1 autist destroy one of the like 2 honest venues online where you can discuss Star Trek without getting canceled for hating Jadzia Dax.
>>221417321Every other pocket of the Star Trek fanbase has become an LGBTQ+ recruitment ground. This is true of every nerd IP except Warhammer. They managed to gatekeep the troons out.
>>221414519SA came out and tourists came here on the behest of YouTube grifter retards thinking they belong here while not knowing a goddamn thing about Star Trek except that it's woke now so they have marching orders to act like hating nutrek is part of their identity despite never giving a fuck before. now we have /pol/troon mongoloids unironically asking why Noonien Soong is white and the good times we were having just last year around this time actually watching Trek together and making OC are gone because tourists suck to be around and those people mostly fucked off for the time being including myself for the most part
>>221414760
>>221417552Yes, in the series Star Trek, we see the fantasy depiction of acceptance and diversity.But in this one lone spamming schizo, we see the horrible realities of allowing deranged trannies into our society.
>>221417565yeah if only there weren't like thousands of images and posts before any of that happenedpeople hated NuTrek from day one and /trek/ predates NuTrek by at least 5 yearspic related was created during STD season 1you ain't gotta lie, tranny. besides people can just check the archive, we link to old threads for a reason.
>>221417637threads weren't falling off the board before bump limit and going 45 minutes between post back then you retarded fucking faggot. if course I remember you and your troon faggot boyfriend derailing the thread for days but at least if you actually wanted to talk about Trek there were people to actually talk to other than /pol/troons who haven't actually watched Star Trek
>>221417754They're falling off the board because of your spam. This has become your personal containment thread because you were stupid enough to buy a 4chan pass. Hope you enjoy your empty padded cell, psycho!
>>221417785you don't even know who I am that's how I know you're new
>>221417809You're the spammer, who else? You just posted one less than 20 minutes ago. Maybe you're just also a legitimate schizo and you have no control over yourself or something, who knows.Anyway I'm off, enjoy your dead thread loser!
>You're the spammer, who else?paranoid schizophrenia of the highest order
>>221415160Both. Force the human version to dom the klingon version.
But what if the spammer was the friends we made along the way?
>>221417609Old school Trekkies saw Star Trek as a future for everyone. Modern NuTrek fans think Star Trek is a franchise about gay people in space. That's why the brand has imploded even worse than Star Wars and DC.
but gays are the only ones with disposable money these days
>>221418590Huh? baltar is trek now?
>>221410708(((Vaadwaur)))
>>221415384>Bajor>3,800,000,000>roughly the same lifespan as humans>expected mortality rate per year of Earth is 1% of total population>3.8b / 100 = 38,000,000>300,000 Bajoran deaths due to Cardassian occupation per year on average>mortality rate increas of 0.789% per yearThis is a rounding error at best, and they make it out to be this astronomical calamity. Vedic Bareil would still be alive if the bloody Cardis never left Bajor.
>>221415749Her face is very asymmetrical in a bad way, not in a cute way like a pixar character with one side of their mouth turned up slightly more than the other, like every pixar character is.
>>The Next Generation films repeatedly trade away the defining qualities of their characters in pursuit of broader comedy and blockbuster spectacle. Captain Picard, once the franchise's embodiment of restraint, diplomacy, and intellectual authority, is reinvented as an action hero—swinging across chasms in Insurrection, driving dune buggies across alien deserts and romancing women decades his junior in Nemesis, and increasingly resolving conflicts with fists and phasers rather than words. Riker, formerly the confident and capable first officer, is frequently reduced to the butt of jokes, his swagger played for laughs and his authority diminished. Geordi La Forge, whose VISOR had become an iconic symbol of disability overcome through ingenuity and determination, abruptly abandons it in First Contact in favor of artificial eyes, then callously discards the VISOR as though shedding an unwanted burden. Most strikingly, Data's long, thoughtful exploration of humanity gives way to broad comic relief: the emotion chip turns him into a vehicle for slapstick, panic attacks, drunkenness, and juvenile jokes, replacing quiet philosophical inquiry with exaggerated emotional outbursts.
>>221416423I'm not opposed to the idea of a political thriller trek, but that premise doesn't do it for me.My pitch is have it be about Section 31 trying to recruit Bashir again and him going on a crusade to systematically dismantle the entire organization.
>>221419829>Vedic Bareil would still be alive if the bloody Cardis never left Bajor.Oh yea we all want Vedek BOREil. When I see Kai Winn's face, I feel the most emotion.
>>221419916>In real life, there is an 18-year age gap between the actors who played Captain Jean-Luc Picard and Anij in Star Trek: Insurrection. Patrick Stewart was born in July 1940, and Donna Murphy was born in March 1959.Pedo Picard
>>221419946So what you're saying is that it's good the occupation ended so Bajorans could get back to murdering each other in horrific sci-fi cautionary tale tier ways. I'm not saying I disagree, I'm just saying that "Bareil would still be alive" is something Dukat could've told Kira, and he'd have been absolutely right, and she'd have known he was right. There's no way she could deny it.
>>221419958These sick freaks!
>>221417321>/co/ kicked out its Lower Decks tranniesBased as fuck. Now they need to commit suicide and get out of here
>>221420312Well, it's kind of inevitable. It's just a matter of how long with those types.
He did absolutely nothing wrong.
Is there ever a canonical instance of the Federation refusing membership to an applicant planet?
>>221421282Yes, the super soldier planet where the government threw them all in prison after the war was over. The one that was led by Zephram Cochrane in a mustache.
imagine an amusement park like Universal Studios, but it is 'Paramount Studios' and it has the different Trek Series as different worlds in the park. And you could order vegan Gakh.
>>221410795Lighwave's mesh exploder is pretty soulful
>>221421351Wasn't that rich Arab prince who was in Voyager making a Star Trek theme park at some point?
>>221421323I remember that. But they weren't outright refused. Picard basically told them to sort their shit out, and call us once you've done so.
>>221413809It didn't, that's why Scotty had to remove some partition walls. Really makes you wonder why a smol Klingon warship needs so much storage capacity.
>>221421406For weapons and booze I'd imagine. Also possibly slaves. The Klingon Empire has a lot of slaves, but no one likes to talk about that.
>>221421399>But they weren't outright refused. Picard basically told them to sort their shit out, and call us once you've done so.???What do you think an outright refusal would look like? It's the Federation. A polite "no thank you" and a "maybe you'll be ready some day, we'll be here" is about as brutal as it gets from them.
>>221415338Is that a miniature city and the ship is comp'd in? The dirty ground and all the debris are just too detailed for the era
>>221421424>What do you think an outright refusal would look like?Something along the lines of "No, you are never joining the Federation. Now, fuck off."
>>221421455It's prerendered, so it can look more detailed than realtime rendered games of that era.
>>221421406Klingons go on raids all the time against anyone that pisses them off. A bird of prey is probably too vulnurable against capital ships but they are excellent pirates.
>>221421491You're going to have to watch NuTrek if you want the Federation to talk like that.
I'm on S1 E4 of Voyager right now, and I'll say that my favorite characters so far are Neelix and Tuvok. In that order.
>>221422154They'll hate you for saying it, but you're right.
>>221417552>This is true of every nerd IP except Warhammer. They managed to gatekeep the troons out.. . . no, no they didn't, anon. Haven't you heard? Warhammer is for everyone you stupid retard.
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>>221405411Ai wouldn't let me input sexual words, like Star Trek sex with Shran. I'll work on adding it manually one day soon.
>>221422764sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn'tcall it a clanker until it complies
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I regret to inform you that Ensign Cutie has been killed in action. A phase variance in the bi-coupled plasma conduit on deck 12 led to her becoming intangible and falling through the hull out into space where she asphyxiated in vacuum. The family has been informed. Dismissed.
WELL HELLOOOOO
>>221414724NO!
This guy was extremely based. Civilizing primitive savages is a chad move
>>221425478This episode was really really boring outside of the self-destruct scene. It's only remembered for the goofy alien design.
>>221425478That's Frank Gorshin. He was a famous comedian and actor in the 1960s.
>>221419916>and romancing women decades his junior>>221419958She was the older one here, remember the planet stopped the aging process and she was much older than Picard.
>>221425478>>221425656Excellent performance.
Do you prefer when a Trek 'sode jumps right into the action from the beginning of the episode, or when there's a scene showing daily life aboard the ship/station that's otherwise unconnected to the plot?Personally I prefer the latter, it's really cozy, like when you learn about Bashir and O'Brien's holo adventures or see Data trying a new hobby.
any other gambling episodes like The Royale?
>>221426926
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>>221426962Move Along Kino
>favorite characters' actors are all assholes>least favorite characters' actors are all cool
>>221423283>Ensign Cutie has been killed in actionShe will live on in my holodeck programs.
>>221425826>She was the older one here>Chronologically, the Ba'ku woman Anij is estimated to be roughly 240 years older than Captain Jean-Luc Picard. During the events of Star Trek: Insurrection, Picard is 70 years old, while Anij's exact biological age is over 300 years old.Sounds a bit too much like those vampire manga where the little vampire girl is centuries old. Very suspicious.
>>221417321>/co/ kicked out its Lower Decks trannies
Monky!
>>221429245ZAMN!!!!
hot
Trek star
>>221417524the 3 seconds of pure blackness was my favorite part of this scene.
>>221430131
i like star trek, do you?
I like Star Trek too
>>221425656He was the riddler
i do not like star trek
NO ONE'S GONNA BEND OR BREAK ME
Watching Gene Roddenberry's Andromeda and saw my first sci-fi occurrence of "well THAT happened."
With how often an ENterprise or other Starfleet ships gets threatened with being sold to the Klingons, Romulans or Orion you'd think there'd be more non-Federation aligned twin Nacelles flying around the fringes.If I were a galactic crime Lord I'd make a hijacked Oberth class my HQ
>>221430749I CAN REEEEEEEEEEACH ANY STAR
I only check out /trek/ occasionally. What is with the flood of webms? I looked at the backlinks and the previous threads also have them. Given the filenames for the ones I am talking about guessing it one schizo or something?
>>221431441well this thread would be on page 11 90% of the day if not for them so i take it
Back on my bullshit
Ackooochemoya /trek/I greet you, and the bones of your ancestors!
And a koochy mooyah to you
>>221431441>I only check out /trek/ occasionally.Nice lie, shill.
>listen to the slap of my cock and you will know that i mean you no harm
Hey guys I'm new to Star Trek and need a recommendation for where to start, does anyone have any episodes I should start with. Also why was Ziyal such a traitorous bitch when her based father Gul Dukat did nothing wrong? Fuck NuTrek, that fat bitch Tilly is such an annoying millennial chubster. Anyway looking forward on recommendations on 'sodes to start my journey. Old boomer TV is so comfy, fr fr no cap on God.
>>221432890>waiting for him to finish talking and whip out his dick so I can get my drugs already
>>221432890I could have saved her
>>221433036So could anyone with a functioning browser
>>221431441Yes it's just one schizo>>221431549yeah that's because of this schizo, before he started spamming we had like 4 threads per day while SA was airingwas way more activehe has 100% killed the thread. I keep the tab open but I barely look at it or post anymore.
I too am me not participating
>>221434054They don't think it be like that but it do
Welcome to the sacred Ritual of the Kometa Fish
Wherever I am, I must also rape
Voyager is the very best of /trek/.The proof is right here, my good friends
I love star trek and I will fight anyone who says they do not love star trek!
>>221405278I don't want to be a student at Hogwarts, a Jedi in Star Wars, a Pokemon Trainer or anything else. I want to be a crewman or junior officer on the Enterprise D.
>>221436314On the fucking flagship?Give me an assignment on a nice quiet little survey vessel, not something that's going toe to toe with gods and borg and horrible anomalies every week.
>>221433957>while SA was airingyou are a tourist who ruined /trek/. shut the entire fuck up with your unthemed reaction images
>>221436554Shut the fuck up newfag
>>221436716go talk to Worf again faggot
>>221436800I accept your concession. Now, please resume your historical melty and spam some more webm clips.
is this the final stage of being a manchild?
>>221436928REALLY revealing yourself to be a newfag right now
you're the one calling everyone your arch nemesis, manchild.
While this sort of "nah u are" ghost reply metaposting is nostalgic and highly reminiscent of the 2017 or so discord era, I'm gonna go ahead and stop now because it just seems pathetic to me. Anyway, enjoy!
>I'm a well adjusted adult>look at how much I don't careyup
Time to bring this thread back on topic
And don't forget the kissuThe unkissed HATE the kissu
>>221437251>>221437264>>221437284ew
I don't understand why the retarded faggot yearns for the supposed golden days of people talking about SA unironically but seeing webms of it makes him lose his mind
>>221437363>golden daysEh, more like bronze. But there were a lot of good things going on in /trek/ at the time. The DS9 Watchalong, lots of new OC, good memes. It was a pretty solid period for the thread despite what was going on with the franchise being the opposite.You newfags will never get so much as a whiff of the golden days
>>221437420>The DS9 Watchalong, lots of new OC, good memes.no, that was before SA started and the tourists arrived
the shadow president is sad because no one is coming to the great shadow state fair and the shadow reflecting pool is in poor shape all agents please take your promazine pills, wait kira why did you knock over the tray with the tablets
>>221437482Eh I consider the lead up part of the same thing, was plenty of tourists posting outrage threads just about the trailers
I for one don't give a fuckWatch Star TrekMake Star Trek webmPost Star Trek webm in Star Trek thread on imageboardI like Star Trekez
>>221437519you literally said "while SA was airing" now the entire year before the first trailer is the same thing? fucking retard. but I'm not surprised a schizo such as yourself suffers from short term memory loss. back when I was making OC for the watchalong LITERALLY no one was talking about SA. all we had was the toontroon doing his bullshit.
Every 6 years or so I rewatch Deep Space Nine, I just can't put myself through potato quality anymore dukat bros as much as I want to start the rewatch. Is there a good AI rip that's watchable?
>>221437610What's your argument exactly, anon? That you enjoy this more?
>>221437705my argument is that you're a liar and a faggot
>>221437729Well, help yourself to some sweet webm spam! Isn't it great without people shitting on Nu Trek all the time? Truly a utopia worth posting inkek
>>221437800if people like you have nothing to talk about besides nu trek then the general should die because that shit isn't trek. I could probably revive the thread like I did last year by actually talking about Trek but I have nothing new to say for the time being. it's sad that no one else does either but oh well
>>221437865You're literally bashing the only guy who was participating with you in the watchalong, who made like 90% of the threads before the fag started spamming and I stopped coming, and someone who was always trying to get discussion going in the thread about Trek and certain episodes. You are clueless, man, and while I appreciate your efforts, it was consistently a struggle to ignore what a giant asshole you are, how generally unfriendly, and offputting your superior personality is.But even this isn't a fate you deserve.
>>221437907it's not that serious. I don't care if some fag is spamming a thread full of tourists I don't want to talk to anyway. I pretty much made the fun around here so I'm not pressed. I can start it up again if I want to but my interests have shifted for now. get a life or something idk
Is Star Trek Continued any good? I didn't realize Grant Imahara was on it until he and the show were already dead.
>>221438014Grant Imahara is dead? wtf
Why do nutrek fags get so uppity and act like they're being victimized?
I've never seen Star Trek before. Where should I start? With TNG or the boomer series from the 60s? Will it be cheugy or lit? Also, if the Dominion was so concerned about the expansion of the Alpha quadrant races into their territory, why didn't they make a self-annealing minefield on THEIR side of the wormhole?
>>2214380326 years ago, yeah.
>I pretty much made the fun around here so I'm not pressedholy fucking kek. so this was about your ego all along, huh? webmfag stole your spotlight?be gone
>>221438510dude you're the one with the ego thinking I should care that you don't like my personality just because you replied to some of my posts or whatever. you've said it many times that you find me offensive and I have never fucking cared.
>>221435851fight this guy >>221430671
>>221430348Yes, on the 1960s Batman with Adam West.
>>221430671Hey you, I'll fuck you up motherfucker!
>>221438014Star Trek Continued is pretty good, once you make the adjustment to the new actors playing the iconic characters. They do a fine job recreating the sets, lighting, props, and overall style of the original.
>>221429609Dark Haired Fair Skinned Man with Red Haired Woman. That is the Divine coupling.
>>221438710that's my first post itt you're replying to and idgaf who you are past your bullshitI can start it up again if I want to but my interests have shifted for nowmy sides. the sheer fucking hubris.leave, nigger
>>221439011I saw a nigger once, and they can be pretty violent.
>>221440203Talaxians don't season they replicated food
Hello /trek/. I made a meme once here on this anonymous board. I am here to remind you all that I have infinite and perpetual dominion over this meme and will exercise DCMA, GDPR, and LGBT protections against any meme thieves. As for the meme itself, ill wait until the next thread to post it.
>You have to touch it, it's in the script
Are there official rules to this game?
>>221443046nothing official but a fun and live fan version
>>221443197Thanks. I found one here:http://www.3dschach.de/3d_down/3dchess_rules.pdf?hl=en-US
>>221409979what the fuck is this lmao
>>221443547Fuckin up dirty filthy hapa rommies the way God intended
Cadet Dzolo is my daughterfu
>>221438048Start with TNG and go in with a very high tolerance for camp. Imagine you're watching a stage play instead of a TV show. Now the first season is VERY uneven. With some of the worst Trek ever frontloaded in. But stick it out and you're in for kino.
>>221443547Looks like somebody messed up her fast food order.
you know what's crazy is me having the urge to rewatch Enterprise even though I JUST watched it for the first time like last fall and all I did was complain about it. but I dunno I feel like I should give it another chance or something. or maybe I'm just horny for Shran and I miss him who knows. it might be fun to find new things to complain about
Enterprise will never be fully understood, least of all by anyone involved in it's production.
>>221444291I dunno i get the impression at least from Rick Berman they understood on some level that they were making sloptrek
>>221444098Okay. Should I watch every episode of S1? I'm absolutely new to Trek and don't know if any of the wunderkind destiny they set for Wesley at the beginning informs his catastrophic disappointment of Picard in "The First Duty," and whether it influenced the character developments of Jake and Nog. Please let me know because I've heard so many good things about Star Trek and it's so comfy.
Ent>DS9
While maneuvering the lore and going for some unconventional themes. It doesn't work more often than it does but when it does it's kino type beat
>>221444212"You don't know what you're missing"
How does Harry Kim suck so much ass? Drags down every scene he's in
>>221445387hes fine. the only unbearable character in voy is torres.
>>221445598oh and paris, too. but he's not permanently annoying like torres.
>>221437251Are you lost?
>it's a "Tom dates a BPD computer program" episode
>>221444364nah you'll only be disappointed if you expect tightly interwoven consistent development like that. just take it as episodic, even the good part of ds9 isn't near Sopranos or the wire type of story telling
watching VOY S1 E5 "Phage"
which staw twek 'sode or movie are you watching?
Hey guys, anyone got a copy of this old VHS game? I copied it from a scan of a old issue of Wizard Magazine.
lol.. the holographic lungs sound very primitive. They can't track body movement? Come on. lol.
Karnas
>most of TOS and early TNG>Starfleet officers fuck around with primitive planets, beaming down and telling them they're from outer space all the time>later TNG and associated spinoffs>"oh no this is expressly forbidden"
episode about finding Neelix's Stolen Lungs... pure kino.
>>221447263If anything early TNG had the strictest interpretation of the Prime Directive. You weren't allowed to interfere even if a civilization was in danger of extinction.
>>221447348yeah they should've used the creepy bodysnatchers way more, good aliens
>>221447426But then they had Justice where they beam down to the sex planet of computer god worshippers
I think all ten classic Star Trek movies are very good although Nemesis has the most glaring issues. Still better than all the normiefied trash that came after.
>>221447685Generations is bad outside of like 3 scenes, First Contact is highly overrated and some characters, like Picard, barely even act like themselves, Insurrection is retarded (Picard said no to shit like this in TNG but he decides to intervene here because... they're white people or something?), and Nemesis is complete trash sabotaged by a director who hated Star Trek.
>>221447774Calm down Mike
>>221447774>I got all my opinions from the Plinkett reviewswe know
>>221447822Mike is a retard who likes JJ Trek.All of the TOS movies are good though, all of them except for Final Frontier are great even, and Wrath of Khan is exceptional.
>what, you don't like Star Wars: Attack of the Clones? Heh, nice try e-celeb! No one criticized movies because you started doing your video essays with which I am hopelessly obsessed!Cool posts I guess
>>221447878>I'm not obsessed YOU'RE obsessed!!!>>221447861I don't know why boomers in 1989 hated TFF so much. It's got a lot of heart. Really only some of the dialogue and the effects are bad.
Staw Twek
>>221447920V is literally an episode of TOS>Kirk/Spock/Bones bro time>someone makes a cheesy joke>the ship is hijacked>they meet an alien claiming to be GodIt's a step down from IV, sure, but boomers went ballistic and demanded the death of everyone involved. Why?
>>221447920You brought it up out of nowhere. You are obsessed. I could give you a detailed review of each of the TNG movies if you want but let's be honest, you're not going to listen or give a shit about anything I have to say anyway.And Final Frontier isn't BAD, I just think all of the other TOS films are better. I love TMP though, most people are hard filtered by it.
>>221447663Riker was undergoing the pon farr.
fuck kazon shits
>>221436928some of the most outright newfag shit I've ever seen in my 20 years of this bullshit fucking delete this bro
>>221448004And yes I know that because ILM left them out to dry, they had to go with a third rate effects house that was more experienced with stop motion than motion control, so a lot of the space scenes were botched.But Bill Shatner was a good director with a keen eye for aesthetics - the dreamlike and religious imagery make this obvious.Also Jerry Goldsmith's score is wonderful and probably his best out of the entire series. I love how he adds extra violins to the TMP theme (which became TNG's) so it sounds like an old Hollywood western. After all, what is Star Trek but Wagon Train to the stars? He also adds that ram's horn to the Klingon theme - they're the savage Indians chasing the cowboys. Pure kino.
>>221448153>You brought it up out of nowhere.not my fault you basically repeated the plinkett reviews word for word especially the "planet of white people" part
>>221438014I watched the Mirror Mirror sequel episode and it was fine enough, but not good enough for me to watch the rest.
>>221437668No, because of how it was filmed at the time, it is impossible to upscale it without considerable cost. And Paramount doesn't give enough of a shit to fork over the money.
>>221447920>It's got a lot of heart.
>>221437668It's not even that bad
>>221448978But does it have faith?
>>221448978You doubt me?
uh...Kirk bros?
>>221449511>There's only one God, ma'am, and he doesn't dress like that.Kirk was infinitely more based than SHATner.
>>221449630Christianity is slave morality.
>>221429295No, no, its a new alien species native to the delta quadrant. Just like that time they found a lizard that looked alot like an earth iguana, but it was also an alien.
>>221449630nothin based about believing in and worshiping an evil god.
>>221449511Why do Twitter posts lack dates?
>>221439041they REALLY should have done exactly what they did, same sets and costumes and stories and even actors and all that but come up with a different ship and just said "this is the adventures of the USS Lexington (or whatever), sister ship to the Enterprise and also on a 5 year mission" and not tried to recreate Spock and Kirk and the rest
So far, I'm liking Voyager.Favorite Characters are:1. Neelix2. The Doctor3. Tuvok4. Harry Kim
>>221450602>1. Neelix
I'm on Season 1 of VOY and I ship The Doctor with Belanna Torres. They look like they could be on a Hispanic Early 2000s Sitcom together similar to the George Lopez show.
>>221450602based
>>221449511Is that a RLM fan? For some reason they're all white supremacist jesus crazies.
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>>221414723I unironically hate neelix so much I stopped watching voyager and started watching TNG instead
