So many of your bad life decisions probably come down media influences you saw in your childhood. For exampleNo you cannot fix her.
>>221405409Do robots need giant honkers like that?
>>221405484SHe is just based on the vietnamese stripper from the stripclub the mainframe guys had lunch at when working on the show.So yes.
>>221405484Thats where they store the energon to feed the baby robots, haven't you ever seen a factory.
>>221405484this nigga has never been to number 5 orange
>>221405409>So many of your bad life decisions probably come down media influences you saw in your childhood.I was just thinking about this the other day. Not for myself, because I'm pretty neurotic and aware of media's influence on behaviour, but for others.
>>221405484They base their forms on the animals / bugs they scanned. It's just a coincidence she.got spider
>>221407332and the boobs 2/3rds the size of her head?
>>221405409Beast Machines really screwed him over though.
fuckin hated silverbolt
>>221407459Beast machines was fucking wierd, and not in the fun fever dream kind of way. They all got screwed over.
>>221405409Yes I can.
>>221405511is that from the wiki? im pretty sure the wiki is run by an autistic pervert that just makes shit up
>>221407559No its true. Various strippers volunteered to be used as model references for ReBoot, since they were big fans of the show.
>>221407599gonna need a source
>>221407616Co creator Gavin Blair told this in an interview.
>>221405409She ruined me.... :(
>>221405484The major from ghost in the shell and the puppetmaster both do, so yes.
>>221405409Agenda 2 was such a kino animated movie
FOR THE ROYALTY!
>>221405484Does she need the vagina too?The answers to both is yes.
>>221405409But if you save her, eventually she'll save you.But everyone will ignore it because Beast Machines is trash.
>>221408546I liked it. The intro was hype af! The et was cool.
Bros I fucking love robot car women
Decepticons, terrorize!
>>221409694Pink is cute but there's something about the snarky blue bike that's a lot more appealing to me.
>>221407616We've known about BA's stripper origins before the wiki even existed. That infornation got out while the show was still airing. The source is on the wiki. If you want it so badly, go look it up yourself
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>>221405409I have never tried to fix anyone.
>>221407652>blaming cartoons for being a weak bitch exactly what a weak bitch who can't accept accountability would do
>>221407599Reboot looked like shit so i never watched it
>>221410249- Megaempress is a female Decepticon built of of Megatron's spare parts.- There's an alternate reality version of R.I.D. Optimus (the anime fire truck one) that's a girl instead of a guy. She gets turned little and yellow.- There's a second female yellow anime fire truck Prime called Yellow Splendid Convoy, except she's regular big size. She's from fiction that reused old toy designs as new characters and is a reference to the first Girltimus Prime. Her fiction takes place in the precursor universe that came before the normal Japanese G1 universe.
>>221410391you missed out on absolute kino for a very stupid reason
>>221405409>watched it on TV as a kid>Season 1 end with the planet blowing up and everyone dying or some shit like that>had no idea it's just a cliffhanger since the rest of it never aired in my shithole
>>221410501>nooooo you must watch it even if it looks like complete dogshitCgi cartoons in the 2000 looked like ass
>>221410488>Megaempress is a female Decepticon built of of Megatron's spare parts.Don't forget her entire team is evil woman heaven
>>221410586Most of ReBoot was 90's.ReBoot premeired BEFORE Toy Story 1.
>>221405409>No you cannot fix her.And yet, theres no choice at all.
>>221405409Remember that Silverbolt fixed her by literally just being the first person that was ever nice to her in her life.
>>221410835I can not watch this episode without tearing up.Rest in power Dinobot. A true hero of Cybertron.
>>221410586>2000s. Son, are you really old enough to be on 4chan?
>>221410586looks fine to me, and it wasn't even 2000's yet
>>221411012Someone should make new cartoons that look like the original Myst
>>221411090But the original Myst was live action.
>>221410835Bbbbased! A.true warrior! Heart soared when he made.that choice.
>>221411143>>221410935Im biased, but Code of a Hero might be the best transformers episode of all time.
Beast wars
>>221411248BEASTIES!
>>221411188Right up there with the episode that has Optimus face.to face with the vok. I couldnt believe a cartoon could be so complex.
>>221411296>Optimus face.to face with the vokThey were a great asspull. The abduction of Airazor and Tigatron and the later creation of Tigerhawk and their power blew my mind as a kid.I still wish Tigerhawk had a couple more episodes, at LEAST.
>>221411248*breast wars
>>221411392When starscream takes over was neatbeven if I hadnt seen the original cartoon. I knew enough of the lore to be hype.
>>221411969Waspinator really did get it rough. I agree, it was nice seeing Starscream kick some ass in his body.
>>221405409He didn't just save a hoe, she did turn into a housewife. Silverbolt was laying that spark so good he did the impossible, the improbably, but that's what Maximals do when there's trouble.
>>221405409AnonCongratulations! You have now reached the age where you acknowledge the fact that everyone that said that violent movies, violent video games, overly sexualized shit and all the things that overly moral people complained about in the '80s the '90s the 2000s to this day. Now you see where they're coming from cuz you're older and you realize that part of your personality came from something that you watched a long time ago. For me I was raised myself that is on good movies. Didn't matter what the ratings were. I'm 36 years old right now but when it came to TV all I did was watch cartoons, cartoon Network and Nickelodeon. I got to see all the cartoons from the past. I got to see all the cartoons of the present. When I wasn't watching cartoons or movies? I was watching stand-up comedy. From as long as I remember, every time I tell a story I tell her like I'm a stand-up comic. My personality is just one large cartoon character conglomeration.On the plus side it has made me funny which has resulted in me getting laid. However, I sometimes wonder if when I was a kid I watched stuff like boy meets world or any show that was targeted towards a younger audience/teenage audience that maybe just maybe I would have gotten laid sooner in high school instead of after high school
>>221412005To be fair, she was originally a Maximal. Just needed that eagle/dog love to remind her.
>>221405484Where else would you store ammo and energy?
>>221410835>>221410935>>221411188I don't care if the original transformers came out. I don't care about any of the lineage of the transformers. The best transformer of all time is dinobot. Beast wars is probably the best piece of transformer material and dinobot is probably one of the best written characters, not just in transformers, but like in television and movie history. I'll go as far as saying that. Motherfucker dies not once but twice with honor even though he spends the beginning part of the show. Being a bad guy becoming a good guy and if my memory servesn't right bouncing back at least a couple of times before, ultimately settling on being good. Good.And his voice is amazing
>>221412294Hard agree bro. Its a shame that we never got the episode where Rattrap fuses Dinotbots consciousness into Dinotbot 2 though. Thats a very real plot hole that we were dealt.
The one were they in cyber trouble running away from drones was cool but I only caught a few episodes. The bat guy wss a cool addition and rhinos being the tank was a neato plot point.
221412575This is the absolute worse bait Ive seen in years.
>>221412575Yeah Beast Machines was a horrendous show but Tankor was cool.
>>221412641>Tankor was cool.Why are you gay?
>>221412591>>221412641It didnt measure up but it was a cool direction. Risky as hell. They really swung for the fences.
>>221407399>Boobs? Ewwwww!!!Shut up retard
>>221407399absolutely critical for pleasing human men
