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I know drill sergeants are supposed to be tough but this guy is over the top. I would have laughed at him too.
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>>221407379
its not that hes intimidating per se but hes psychotic and has complete authority over your life by the huge military apparatus you are now enslaved to
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>>221407379
DIs have been successfully turned into massive pussies over the past 40 years. They can't hit you, they can't even insult you, all they can do is yell in your face and make you do a few more pushups
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it would be bad enough having a manlet yell at you
imagine a woman doing it in the modern army
i hope for a draft due to all this iran nonsense because it would be the funniest shit ever
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ns2FkZNTC0
>we will treat you with firmness, fairness, dignity and compassion
>if you feel that I've abused or mistreated you, I expect you to report it to the captain
fucking LOL
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>>221407573
Drill Sergeants don't need to hit you. Everything about basic is a mindfuck. 99% of 18 year old kids don't have the ability to withstand the assault on their ego that the system has perfected. If you volunteered you're already mostly there before you even arrive at intake. The army will precision drop a PTSD inducing psychological turd straight into your soul and you will look back on it as the best time of your life, with contempt for those who avoided it.
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>>221407815
the army is starved for recruits so all standards are dropping like a rock. In 30 years they'll have emotional support puppies at basic. Autonomous drones are the only hope
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>>221407379
what's the point of a tie that's the same color as your shirt
at least make it the same color as your hat
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>>221407631
>report it to the captain
Kek, the captain is the last person to give a shit. One my of my drill sergeants slammed some dumbass through a barrier when we had live fires for acting like a dumbass and broke his collar bone. He was awarded drill sergeant of the cycle. Our captain hated us so much he refused to even talk to us when we finished our saber challenge and the first sergeant asked if he had anything to say. He just stood there with his arms crossed and shook his head because he fucking hated us.
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>>221407631
this is a parody right?
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>>221407851
IT'S NOT A "HAT" IT'S A CAMPAIGN COVER YOU FILTHY WORM. DROP AND GIVE ME 50 NOW NOW NOW!!!
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>>221407863
Every CO has an open door policy, but that shit is more like a dare than anything. Yeah, if your sergeant is sticking things up your butt or some other bullshit that will make national news he will want to know about it so he can tactically distance himself from it before the fan blows chunks of shit on him, but for any problem less than that he's just going to sign whatever disciplinary paperwork that lands on his desk and dare you to take advantage of the colonel's "open door" policy (and that guy will absolutely fuck your shit up if you are dumb enough to do it.)
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>>221407379
R. Lee Ermey was a Marine drill instructor as most of you know
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>>221408034
he also ran a brothel in Japan. Imagine how disciplined those whores were
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>>221407379
I don’t know what the Marine equivalent is called, but when I was in Navy basic, they always dangled the threat of getting ASMO’d over your head if you were too much of a fuckup, meaning that you would get sent to another division (again, don’t know the Marine equivalent) that was three weeks behind the one you were currently in, essentially extending the amount of time you were going to be in basic by three weeks, which nobody wanted.

They can also apparently send you all the way back to P Days (Processing) at the very beginning of basic if they want. Usually the fear of that is enough of a motivator. There is a little bit of a brainwashing effect going on, because for the duration of the process, you are completely cut off from the outside world, so the only information you receive is what they choose to tell you. I’m going to show my age here, but I found out about the Siegfried and Roy tiger attack and Schwarzenegger becoming governor of California because our RDC told us about it.
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>>221407379
GET ON YOUR KNEES SCUMBAG
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>>221407995
Yeah, use that open door policy and you'll get assraped for jumping chain of command
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>>221407379
I couldn't be in the military because if some drill instructor got in my face I'd punch his fucking lights out
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>>221407520
I dont know why or how millions of people from the 1910s to 2000s got duped into believing giving your life for politicians in a foreign conflict you barely understand is the highest honor possible.
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>>221408391
>t. Low impulse control zoomie
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>>221408485
It's easy. You get shamed if you don't fight. Social pressure was the strongest weapon invented by man until the kikes broke it beyond repair.
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>>221408485
Americans are golems and always have been.
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>>221408485
>t. coward
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>>221408391
Not how it works.
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>>221408646
It's pretty simple: You get in my face, you get knocked on your ass. Wouldn't be the first time.
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>>221407520
just quit lol
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>>221407379
Don't know if this needs to be said but this treatment is probably the lowest of the low. If you're in the military in any capacity you're the greatest slaves ever created. If you're spec ops you're like God of the Slaves. Actual Zogbot without any trace of humanity left.
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>>221408485
they didnt know any better, its not like they had the internet to give them the knowledge that they were all just pawns. what they say is what they knew and if you queationed it you were a traitor
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>>221408667
And then they put you in the brig, and then if they feel like letting you out, you go back to the beginning of basic and try again until you get it right.

That’s not a situation that you just punch your way out of, especially if we’re talking a hypothetical where you’re a conscript. That’s how niggers think.
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>>221408708
I can’t speak for how it was during the ‘Nam draft, but I went in expecting this, and it wasn’t that bad. I sucked in the athletics department, but I kicked ass in academics to the point where they gave me a McDonald’s double cheeseburger for doing so well on one of the tests.

They don’t just beat you down constantly, they find what each person is good at, and everyone’s good at something, or at least learns to get good at blending in with the crowd.
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>>221408485
Humans used to "wage war" on megafauna to survive which was kinda justifiable. After we killed them off it now boiled down to a post game session of killing each other for bizarre, nonsenical or arbitrary reasons.
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>>221407594
If anyone is suited for the job of yelling at people, it's a manlet. Manlets are permanently angry.
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>>221409242
You sound soft as a dough boy. Good news: The world needs cogs.
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Yelling back or laughing makes you a felon for the rest of your life. Military laws are broad on purpose. Joining the military is genuinely stupid.

https://www.ucmjlaw.com/courts-martial/ucmj-article-91-insubordinate-conduct/
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I wish I joined the military when I was young. You get free healthcare for life and college and retirement money. By the time I got out I would have had physical strength and stamina as well as discipline to do well in my later years instead of becoming a loser neet. Oh yeah you also get like 0% interest rate loans for life too
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>>221410963
It was so fucking hilarious seeing all these tough guys getting bitched out by the drill sergeants when they got in their face and afterwards they'd mutter about how they should have fought them but in the moment they just froze up under them yelling at them.

You wouldn't do shit. The fact your gay ass won't even join and try to act like a badass on 4chan of all places tells me you're a bitch and I'm glad we didn't have to waste tax money on sending you through meps and basic. Now why don't you go find the nearest tree and apologize to it for wasting the oxygen it produced
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>>221408536
This is now a vax thread.
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>>221408593
it's past your bedtime grandpa
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>>221408814
But now it's gone so far in the other direction that I come here and interact with people who distrust and disbelieve absolutely everything presented to them and have a worldview that's more akin to spy movies and conspiracies about everything. Living in bubbles and believing the most cockamamie shit imaginable from "sources" like anonymous social media accounts.

I will never think it was wrong for the Allies to fight and win WW1 and WW2. Remove yourself from this digital landscape and virtual world and imagine being a part of something huge that you thought was worth dying for.

You only wish you could experience such a thing.
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>>221412099
I'm not a liberal so I don't agree.
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>>221412159
What 'liberal'? Why are you trying to two-sides this one? The people who fought in those wars were not liberal or conservative. They were just Americans. I guess you can't possibly understand anything like that. Your brain is fucking warped, your values are shit, and you are totally ignorant. Someone who brings up liberalism here at the drop of a hat usually is all of those things as you are.
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Oh I get it, you think it's 'liberal' to not reject all of the news. You're fucked.
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>>221411060
Hi recruiter! No, will won't die for Israel, thanks for the offer though
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Why do Americans think being yelled at by some overpaid bureaucrat is cool? Why do they think being humiliated by the state is some kind of rite of passage?
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>>221411211
Cocksmokers like you spout off all the time because you're used to doing that with passive pussies who won't fight back. Sooner or later you'll run into someone like me that just doesn't give a fuck and we'll flatten you out.
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>>221408684
Wow, why didn't everyone who got drafted to Vietnam do that? It's so simple. Just quit. You don't have to be conscripted if you don't want to.
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Basic training is a good idea, but people are too small to execute it. You'll never convince me that the DS's don't get a thrill out of being an asshole, even though the point is supposed to be simply dispassionately piling on the stress to test how a recruit with deal with the stress of war/miltary life.
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I just realized, every single one of them was probably part of McNamara's Folly, Pyle was obviously retarded, but the rest of them, including Joker, are under qualified for other reasons to be in the army, Joker has poor eyesight for example. Around the second part you can see most of the men dying for stupid decisions because of their inadequacies
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STOP LAUGHING YOU MAGGOT
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>>221412537
Yes mommy. I'm sorry mommy.
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>>221412512
also reminds me about an early draft of Forrest Gump:

>Eric Roth: "Originally, I had Forrest in a platoon with people who had various disabilities. There were people with Tourette's syndrome and other conditions. It was kind of a satirical notion. The Pentagon didn't like that very much. They said, 'We're not going to support the movie if that's the way you're going to portray the Army.' So we changed it."
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>>221412537
Yes senor negerita
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i would laugh so hard when a tiny woman with a funny hat yells at me
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>>221412678
You will have already been conditioned to obey by the time they let 5'4 women boss you around. The whole point is to increase the humiliation until you like it.
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>>221412716
even if you don't want to obey, what's the point of joining the army then? It's not like there was a draft, you want to be there and not being kicked out
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>>221412746
>what's the point of joining the army then?
Lifelong disability checks.
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>>221408180
You're pretty old Anon. Were you using 4chan at the time or around that time?
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>>221412767
then obey and get injured eventually, but don't get kicked out for being a buffon
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>>221411060
>I wish I joined the military when I was young
I do too. Would've opened some doors and gained some pretty good lifelong benefits, might have even considered a career in it
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>>221412746
>even if you don't want to obey
That is not the point, you want to be there, you agreed to losten to orders, these excercises exist so that you will obey all orders from higher-ups, instead of going 'How' 'Why' or 'I think that my idea is better'.
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>>221407379
he'd PT you till you fucking die
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>>221407594
ermey was 6', they are all standing on their footlockers in that scene



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