Fuck I'm madThis movie was so fucking pointless. I was angry at 4, but now Toy Story 4 feels like a masterpiece in retrospect. Can we have a hate thread? Why does this movie's existence make me so mad?
>>221408609I thought the new one was 4. It's 5? Are you trolling?
>>221408635First 3: Good movies4: everyone said it was pointless and trampled on the closure that 3 ended with. Had redeeming qualities though5: The most shameless cash grab yet. Nothing happened in the entire movie except for "bonnie made a friend"Half of the movie follows a bunch of freshly opened buzzes and they literally don't contribute anything to the movie except one scene where they help at the end of the movie.
>>221408609because you're not the target audience. bonnie is 8, and COINCIDENTELY india is planning to introduce ai curriculum for grade 3 students this year. the mouse also needs to sell more merch. win-win, just not for audiences.
>>221408609Why the fuck did you watch it? It's like getting mad at a direct to VHS sequel to an old Disney cartoon.
>>221408677I wasn't the target audience for 3 or 4 but they managed to not be soulless pieces of pointless trash.
Why is Woody there? Didn't he run away with that porcelain girlboss?
>>221408677>bonnie is 8This movie is not to an 8 year old today what Toy Story was to an 8 year old in 1995.
>>221408743They use a walkie talkie to call him, and he comes back to help.It ruins the emotional sendoff of 4 if they can just see each other again whenever.Woody also doesn't do a single damn thing in the whole movie except to be the butt of "old man" jokes. If you took woodie out the movie wouldn't change whatsoever other than being like 5 minutes shorterHalf of the movie also follows a bunch of buzz lightyears still thinking they are real buzz lightyears. They also don't do anything for the whole movie except one arbitrary deus ex machina at the end.
>>221408803you mean half or more of the movie turned into dreamworks minions
>>221408609>my based chud critical drinker told me its bad, so its bad :))
>>221408609Why is Jessie the face of the franchise now
Wah. My kidslop is not amusing me as an adult. Wah.
>>221409096I'm pretty sure half the basis of the movie was already explored in the invader zim movie years ago
>>221408803>Half of the movie also follows a bunch of buzz lightyears still thinking they are real buzz lightyearsHow does that make sense? Like I know they already did it in Toy Story 2 but at least there the other Buzz assumed our Buzz was an imposter. Now do they just think they're all clones of each other? Why would they still believe they're a real person, when there's a bunch of other Buzzi walking around with the exact same personality?
>>221408609Nigger why would you watch it
>>221408609Remember in 4 when they suddenly made buzz an indecisive retard incapable of thinking and planning to any degree?.. (to the point that he's pressing his suit buttons to hear random voice lines so he can have some prompt/direction of what to do)Even though that directly conflicts with the core of his character and everything that he's done in the last 3 movies..FUCK THESE SHITTY WRITERS. They don't even know their own characters.
>>2214086094 was complete dogshit and if you watched 5 you deserve whatever happens to you.
>>221409169you don't want to know
>i'm disgusted by the fifth helping of slop that i atedon't worry, toy story 6 will make it all better. make sure you watch it on opening night.
Thank God I was a kid 25 years ago when Pixar peaked
>>221408609I thought 3 was mediocre and never watched another Toy Story after that
>>221408609NEVER trust a man with the name T. Hanks.
>>221408609What were you expecting? Obviously it lost it's soul fucking ages ago.
>>221408609I liked it enough, had heart and humor
>>221409169A shipping container full of Buzzlightyear toys still in their boxes washes up on an Island and they all wake up in 'demo mode'. The rest of the movie they attempt to reach "star command". It was my favorite part of the movie actually, it was funny.
>>221408733uhh this movie is kino?
>>221408673>Half of the movie follows a bunch of freshly opened buzzesWouldn't Buzz Lightyear be an old toy at this point?
>watching 4 to begin withlmaoLMAO
>>221413964I'd assume the Toy Story universe has the same thing going on that ours does where media franchises basically aren't allowed to die.
>>221408677>AI curriculumI was going to say this is a disaster, but AI will probably be a better teacher than 90% of jeet teachers, so whatever.
>>221408609The concept is extremely dated. How long ago did the whole "kids are using ipads and that's le bad" discussion start, like over a decade ago?
>>221408609The tablet felt out of place aesthetically in a way even the fork character didn’t and that was the entire point of that character.
>>221409091You know why.
>>221413980Yeah but it would be different series or something like they do with Transformers.
>>221408609They keep making more toy stories to make it about the female characters kek
>>221408609>Can we have a hate thread?That's almost every thread with a new movie on /tv/.>Why does this movie's existence make me so mad?You're a retard with low emotional and mental regularity
>>221408609Bonnie keeps fucking pissing me off. ngl tho, the balding woody gag gets me every time.
>>221408609Can't wait until /ourugy/ gamingmagic13 spends 6 hours straight tearing this shitty movie a new asshole, like he did with Toy Story 4.
1. Toy Story - 5 star masterpiece2. Toy Story 2 - 43. Toy Story 3 - 4.54. Toy Story 4 - 35. Toy Story 5 - 3.5
>>221408609It's like the KOTH reboot where the issues It's tackling are like 6 years out of date. If this came out in 2019, it would timely and appropriate. In 2026, everyone already knows about kids and tablets and how screen time can affect them.
>>221414045really? you mean like how pokemon releases new creatures every gen? and yet we still see pikachu, charmander, squirtle, meowth, jigglypuff, mew, etc as merchandise across the board
>>221414104I unironically can't believe zoomers watch that kind of slop.
>>221413964bro, I can go to target right now and get some new version of a legacy toy. TMNT is never going out of style.
>>221408609Why is Woody hiding timidly behind Jessie?
>>221414196because this is HER story and forget about her story in toy story 2 please we're just going to ignore the morals taken from that bit
would be the plot for toystory 10
The biggest tragedy of the Toy Story franchise is they never introduced Mira Nova as the girl toy from Buzz's toy line like they did Jessie and Woody. We'll never get it now because she's too hot and the studios pretend the old Star Command cartoon doesn't exist especially after releasing that awful Lightyear movie.
>>221414244Bonnie is an old childless hag living in a hoarder house and the toys have created a small insulated community under huge piles of boxes and trash and occasionally have to venture out for resources into the radioactive wasteland of cat piss/feces and dodge cats and rats trying to attack them.
>>221414277Woody is cannonically homosexual for Andy so he can't do a interratial sex with a space toy as jessie with buzz do
>>221408609>Why does this movie's existence make me so mad?Because it's a reminder of what was once treated with reverence being drug through the mud by the occupants now in control.
>>221414299I can't wait for the andy incel plotline of the movie
>>221414333out of frustration andy uses a sex doll then the sex doll later kills andy. Woody tries to get revenge on the sex toy for killing andy
>>221414368I wonder if sex toys technically count as toys and are sentient.
>>221414443they absolutely are sentient in the toy story universe. They are like the prostitutes of the toy world.
>>221408609It's a shameless cash-in. Also the tablet is trans
Toy Story 4 is just a blacked allegory.
>>221413964>>221408673By this point Buzz Lightyear is a 20 year old franchise in the movie's universe. No one would still care
>>221409091Why even ask questions you already know the answer to?
>>221408673I preferred 4 to 3
