>Uh, "ACHKTUALLY" You need your parents permission to go to Hogsmead because it's risky?>Forbidden forest>Oh yeah! Let's send the troublemakers here for detention don't care if they are 1st year!Why is Hogwart retarded?
In case you haven't noticed a good half of every book is miseryporn. In early books it's Harry repeatedly getting shafted because he's an orphan and people distrust him.
>>221409196People contradict themselves all the time in real life too. They tell kids stranger danger but then they have shit like trick or treating and drag queen story hour it's basically the same thing
>>221409196It does make some sense that kids can go into the woods with a chaperone but are forbidden from going aloneIt's like if you give a kid a gun you don't just let him go hog wild you supervise him
Why did Rowling think it was appropriate to have her readers picturing a 14 year old girl being restrained by a group of men and having her underwear exposed for sexual thrills
>>221409359To be fair I'd have laughed at such a thing when I was 14
>>221409228I love how book 5 is entirely about people refusing to believe Harry and ostracising him and making him paranoid and angry as a result but meanwhile there are infallible and myriad ways to prove Harry wasn't lying about Voldemort but not one person comes forward to suggest they use them to prove Harry is innocent or at least blameless.
>>221409359>see this floating in the air right at eye level>immediately start laughing instead of popping a gigabonerWas Malfoy gay?
>>221409394I masturbated to it at 14
>>221409398Like how the real world treats peoples who believe we are ruled over by pedophiles who want to destroy western civilization as crazy lunatics? Despite all the evidences?
>>221409359Yeah can't lie, this is exactly the sort of shit 14 year old me and my friends would do and say
>>221409439Pretty much half the government and most of the population wants the Epstein files released and freely acknowledge we are under control of a cabal of pdfile billionaires. The equivalent in HP would be basically every kid at Hogwarts believing Harry - even most of the Slytherins - and half the ministry demanding Harry's memories and testimony under truth potion be used to exonerate him but Fudge and a minority of ministers refusing to do so for reasons they won't elaborate on (which would've made a much better book).
>>221409435ZAMN
>>221409196Rowling is a hack and the world building has in HP is garbage.
>>221409196Because wizards are comically bizarre people with no sense of right or wrong and no internal logic outside of the lulz
>>221409252Power in numbers is supposed to make trick or treating safe, but pussified parents have mostly cut it out for really faggy shit like "trunk or treat" anyway.It used to be "children are going out and being extra shitty" night in its origin, my depression era grandmother told me that she and her brother would go out and steal from people's gardens on Halloween- this was the literal depression, people needed those vegetables to fucking live. Nuts that she didn't get shot.
>>221409439Harry Potter has been repeatedly physically maimed by Voldemort.You've never been shanked by Epstein or Oprah.
>>221409398Dumbledore's master plan was to bide for time, that's why he did fuck all in book 5 and Sirius died for it.
>>221409435how is an ass like that attainable for a woman?
>>221410777nice necro, hindu rape rat
>>221410777By the end of it it's very clear Dumbledore never had a plan, and the entire series was him chastising Harry for not doing things he entrusted Harry to do without telling him exactly how he wanted. He couldn't have possibly planned for that Elder Wand shit either.
>>221409941I have. Oprah touched my dingaling and poured bees in my ass while Epstein watched and recorded it.
>>221411749>No!xDD
>>221411749Damn, I can't believe (I could believe) that Corey Feldman is on /tv/.
>>221411749Did they feed you to sharks afterwards or bury you under a golf course?
>>221409270A retard that can barely use magic and a cowardly dog as guardians. And they split up so two kids are with the dog and no adult at all. In the forbidden forest. At night. At a time when a nameless evil (in addition to the hostile centaurs, giant spiders, werewolves and whatnot) is stalking the forest. As punishment for being out in the hallways after curfew. Pretty based desu. The books always should've kept that tone. It only started becoming dumb retroactively when they tried to be more serious.
>>221409196>You need your parents permission to go to HogsmeadIt was an excuse to keep Harry on the grounds while a serial killer targeting him was on the loose. It was as half-assed as every other measure to protect Harry, no one was watching him and he kept sneaking out anyway.
>>221412059It's like making truants go to Detroit as punishment
>>221409594Why do you think half the government and population seemed to start caring about the Epstein files last year?I don't remember Joe Biden saying "yes I will release the files" or "no I won't release the files". Nobody seemed to care or even ask. Same with his attorney general Merrick Garland. I don't remember him being asked about his status prosecuting the pedos in the files like Pam Bondi was frequently asked
>>221409359Draco and Hermoine should have been snogging on the down low.
>>221409228The only reason the entire cast wasn't chilling on a magically warded island in the tropics and having a throuple gangbang every day for the final book was because Rowling's a retard that wants everyone else to be as sad and retarded as she is. There is no other reason for them to be shivering in the middle of bumfuck nowhere Scotland in the winter stealing chicken eggs from farmers than that. It's why writing fanfiction of the books is so popular, even a child can be smarter than Rowling.
>>221409398See the following >>221409439The overwhelming majority of people are soulless, they are golems, with no capacity for any type of independent thought, they cannot even compute the notion of truth being intrinsically good, they are "social creatures" in the sense of total submission to the group and nothing else remaining on their mind.
>>221409196>ctrl F moldMold.
