>walk in>see this>what do?
>>221409797>what do?Try coming up with a new OP format you unoriginal fuck
start raping faster than grandma
>>221409821It's /tv/, nobody here is original.
>>221409797Detonate my suicide vest
walk out
>>221409797>walk in room I have never before seen in my life, where I cannot recall being invited to or even tolerated in, and disturbing the privacy, safety and peace of a person I never met beforeYeah, that would be a simple 3 step reaction from my side:1. Call the police emergency line. Tell them they should come to whatever this address is, in force, guns drawn and arrest me for trespassing at the very least2. Go to police station and give a full confession, which I blow out of proportions (to my disadvantage) as much as I can without it losing credibility3. Face my court date, represent myself and absolutely guarantee that I will get the harshest punishment anyone on the planet can possibly solicit. Ultimately, beg the judge for the death penalty and if that's not on the table, at least send me into the worst gen-pop prison that exists.
>>221410245Based
>>221410245Well played.
me posting
>>221410245Let's get down, Wood
>>221409821show us, faggot
