Why was Darth Vader at a dinner table? Can he even eat?
>>221410238The evil eye tower would have shot them down with a laser
>>221410238Of course he can eat you braindead mongoloid. He has a mouth doesn't he? Or else he wouldn't breathe. He just shits himself in his armor and gets a few protocol droids to wipe it up.
>>221410238because 30 years ago count dooku did the same thing on naboo, using a dinner invite as a trap. anakin liked this idea so much he wanted to try it himself, so he paid the galaxy best bounty hunter to hide behind a pillar and wait 4 hours for them to show up. I actually wonder how long vader was even there
>>221410238How long was he sat there?
>In the early draft of The Empire Strikes Back, Han, Leia, Chewbacca and Lando actually sat down with Darth Vader for dinner on Bespin. During the conversation:>Vader was calm and surprisingly polite.He explained that he wasn't interested in them personally—he wanted Luke Skywalker.>Han was suspicious and hostile throughout the meal.>Leia tried to understand why Vader was after Luke.>After the tense conversation, Vader had the group arrested and the story proceeded similarly to the finished film.>The scene was cut because the filmmakers felt it slowed the pace and that the sudden reveal of Vader sitting at the table was far more dramatic and memorable.how retarded lol
Vader has emergency induction port. Straw.
>>221410608would have loved seeing vader trying to use a fork
>>221410615>Calrissian, I cannot partake of this cuisine without my straw>oh jeez. Somebody get Lord Vaderhis straw. Here you go.>Thank you, Calrissian.
>>221410676>>221410646Kek
>>221410438You think they delivered glovo food to his chamber? Did they enter and hand it to him in his sphere or did they leave it at the door?
>>221410542long enough to rehearse his entry and come up with good replies.
>>221410238>Why was Darth Vader at a dinner table? Can he even eat?Do you remember those COVID guides "how to eat in the restaurant"?>Take off your mask>Take a bite>Put back your maskDarth Vader was eating like that
>>221410238Even if he cannot eat, showing some basic etiquette by waiting for them goes a long way
>>221410599He asked the waiter for breadstick refills 3 times. Boba was itching to go to the bathroom after his 2nd water. Some dates, eh?
>>221410238"What is the charge, Lord Vader? Eating a meal? A succulent Geonese meal?"
>>221410238how did leia not realize it was her old man with her jedi powers
>>221411035It's like when santa comes to visit. You might otherwise be able to tell it's just your dad in a costume but you're so excited about meeting santa that you miss the obvious tells.
>>221410438>Of course he can eat you braindead mongoloid. He has a mouth doesn't he? Or else he wouldn't breathe. He just shits himself in his armor and gets a few protocol droids to wipe it up.Wasn't better for him to have a colostomy bag that constantly shit his armor?>inb4 it was a humiliation sith ritual invented by PalpatineOK, then.
>>221410887Despite the Jedi-Sith tricks, Vader's power mostly comes from aura farming. Sipping luxury wine at a table rehearsing his badass entrance would make sense for the job.
>>221411035she wasn't luke's sister at the time remember they kissed in empire
>>221410238Leia being Vader’s daughter really was kinda dumbI can buy Luke but Leia ?I don’t know man
>>221410238Leia should have been Sheev’s daughter and becomes empress when The Emperor gets thrown down a exhaust shaft
>>221411449Aura farming does somewhat fit with the whole Sith ideology as a valid way to express and increase your power
>>221411747She was already Sheev's granddaughter thoughbeit
>>221411396>It's like when santa comes to visit. You might otherwise be able to tell it's just your dad in a costume but you're so excited about meeting santa that you miss the obvious tells.lol
>>221410238>Han: Vader, can you please pass the coffee?>*Vader presses one of the buttons on his suit and a long straw slowly protrudes out from his chest area and fires fresh coffee straight into Han's coffee cup*>Han: Hey, that's really handy. Maybe you guys aren't so bad after all. What else can you do?
>>221410238retard
>>221410238>Can he even eat?Of course he can. That very same movie showed us he can remove his helmet.
>>221410922ahead of its time
>>221412527Dark Vador BurgerBurnt on the outside, but still a good layer of cheese on his meat
>>221410438And put in the diaper tank.
>>221410238maybe they can put a tube through the holes in his mask or something
>>221412527Quick is so fucking good. Too bad burger king bought it.
>>221410238He was altering the meal. Pray he doesn't alter it further.
>>221412602boba can give him a bendy straw
