wtf was wrong with this bitch?
She was an attractive woman
>>221411200Got my balls licked by a Zooey Deschanel lookalike
She's a woman
does having sex with a pretty girl make you dance in the street the next morning? asking for a friend
>>221411200If the roles were reversed, every roastie on the internet would be going apeshit at the man for leading her on. >He used her for sex!
>>221412274It only made me search for my wallet and gold watch next morning after she left in the dead of night.Best nut ever so I'm cool with it.
>>221411200she had options
>>221412323Well?Did you find your wallet and watch?
>>221411200Bih was acting like she's the perfect gf just to stunt on bro with her skank ahh. Preformatively acting like she like the same music and shit. She was lowkey chopped shyt too but bro fell hard because he got no pussy. So many dudes falling for the simp trap to this day it's sad to see. >>221412317Men and women are different unc we know that in 2026. No shit a man doing ts would be worse
>>221411200To be fair she made it clear from the outset that she didn't want a relationship with him and he was complicit in every bit of drama he goes through with her. She does strike me as the borderline type though.
>>221412484What is this mental retardation?
>>221412417No :<
>>221412561welcome to zoomers
>>221411200I wouldn't have said anything, or even listened, which is what no one else did
>>221412569You just gave me an idea. Going to get some realistic cheap ass rolexes and shit. Make it look like I'm a rich cheap bastard. Get the bitch to give it to me cheap, let her steal the crap.
>>221412274Depends on the girl
>>221412586Godspeed anon.
>>221412484Based zoomie coming through. Millenials were turbosimp retards Fr nocap
>>221412274I don't know.
>>221411630Cocaine addict.
>>221412274The first couple times, yes. After that you get used to it.
>>221412586Remember to slip a weight into the fake Rolex.
>>221411200Why don't they make love movie like this nowadays, a relatable bittersweet story.
Haha is that the guy they called Mouthfeel from the set?
