>Jerry, now that we're in prison we can rape the weaker 2 in the group
They all slowly turn and smirk at Elaine. Cut to black. *bass line*
>>221413091The four are stuck in prison
George is complaining that he keeps getting raped.>They're fucking me, Jerry! They're fucking me in my ass! George is not happy, baby!
>>221413167SUMMER OF GORGE
The four are stuck in prison
>>221413122George is canonically powerful and athletic, Kramer is an uncoordinated weak goof
>Jerry gets shanked>Jerry expires>The four are stuck in prison
>>221413227>>Jerry gets shanked
>>221413122>>221413167>>221413209This. George has celebrated Festivus for decades. He can probably wrestle into submission the leader of the AN or whatever toad wants a piece of his ass.
>>221413267He's stocky.
What's the deal with the keys to the yard?For one thing, it's not a yard!For another thing, the screws are the ones with the keys!It's crazy!
>>221413122George would rape the shit out of Jerry we all know it
Kramer had a great lawyer, he'd be out in months if not weeks
>>221413091>The Seinfeld reunion show centered on George Costanza, who married a woman named Amanda and made a fortune by devising an iPhone application called the iToilet, which directed the user to the nearest decent public toilet anywhere in the world (in "The Busboy", an actual Seinfeld episode, George brags about being able to find "the best public toilet [...] anywhere in the city"). His wife left him before he lost his fortune in the Bernie Madoff Ponzi scheme, and George then moved in with Jerry. In the years since the original finale, Jerry donated sperm to have a daughter with Elaine; the child, unknowingly, calls him "Uncle Jerry", but learns the truth by the end of the episode and eventually calls him "daddy". Most of the reunion show revolves around George attempting to get back with Amanda, who received half of George's money and would want a prenuptial agreement to ensure he did not get together just for the money.Canon?
>>221413124lmao
>>221413091Unrealistic. Trump would have pardoned them after ordered to by kosher kushner. They're chosen.
>>221413712Kramer always fucks him over.
>>221413833rewrite with the central character being a gay brown girlboss
>>221413255>that poster on the wallWhy did he have that? hilarious
You SUCK I'm gonna cut you
>>221413122*George turns to Elaine*>I already got dibs on Jerry>>I didn't hear you say you had dibs>No, I said it a long time ago, I told him if we ever end up in prison together I got dibs.
>>221413091>they made me SHOT CALLAH Jerry!>you'rea shcat callah?!?!>THE SHOT CALLAH JERRY!
Kramer tries to make prison hooch in his toilet but still has to use it, so he sections half for the hooch and pisses and shits in the other halfJerry and George take a sip before he lets them know
>>221413167>who is this?
>>221414756it becomes a cell-wide sensation and the rest of the prison wants some so he just doesn't tell anybody. When another inmate finds out they need tohatch a scheme to paint the inmate as a snitch to have him killed before he can blab. Cosmo gets off scott free.
>>221413917holy fuckin TDS. nobody even said anything about him and you just HAD to bring him up lmao. do you worship drumpf or something? i bet you got his covid vaccine like a good little bootlicker
>>221413091>THEY ENDED IT ON A CLIP SHOW
>>221414778>do you worship drumpf or something?he obviously hates himnice reading comprehension
>>221413712That's the lawyer who just lost their case though.
>>221414803if someone is on your mind 24/7, you clearly worship them. even if you won't admit it.
>>221414789no, they ended on the prison episode. the second-to-last episode was a bullshit clip show. any writer that suggests a clipshow for an episode should be beaten to death with hammers
>>221414865no, that's fucking retardedyou made a mistake, own it and move on
>>221413712>You won't believe it, Jerry. That NIGGER, Jackie Chiles, refuses to represent me! After everything I did for that no good monkey!
>>221414900you're literally thinking about drumpfie right now aren't you chuddie? does he make you angy? you gonna stamp your little feet? how many doses of his vax did you get, bootlicker?
terrible finale
>>221414947not like you could have done any better. all your ideas suck ass, and you know it.
>>221414970fuck off jerry, your comedy sucks
>>221413091The show should have ended with Kramer putting the other three in a concentration camp. George and Elaine in the masterbation machine but making faces like they like it. Jerry on the Halocoaster. Freeze frame on him with his arms in the air like he's on The Scream Machine, theme plays, the end
>>221414895Perhaps he means the finale functions effectively as a clip show. The trial scenes are a bunch of cringe callbacks like "Hey, remember the low talker? That was funny", "Remember Teri Hatcher and how she said the thing? haha". Even Jane Leeves gets dragged back on to reprise a bit part no one cared about the first time. No idea what Larry was thinking there but it made a bad episode even worse.
>>221415080i thought larry had very little to do with the last two or three seasons
>>221415105Yes but, out of respect for his being the show's creator, he was brought back to do the finale.
>>221414931Please go to another website
