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I forgot how zesty joe rogan used to be

https://youtu.be/VcJMSpfumCI?si=1Yf30srGDCy5A5uP
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He still has sugar in his tank
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It’s called being a late 90s comedian. He’s fucked more 10/10s in one year than you will or could in your entire life.
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>>221413208
You guys think literally everyone is 'gay' because of some still photo or whatever of them looking vaguely fruity
Pretty sure if some famous person was actually gay, there would be actual evidence of actual gayness
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>>221413208
tbf you can't really look good without a lil zest
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>>221413243
Joe pls
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>>221413243
>>221413272
This guy knows. Sometimes you need flair. Clint Eastwood went completely the other way, just like John wayne.
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>>221413208
None More Zest
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>>221413225
As much as I don't like Joe Rogan I hate his dad more and have some empathy for how Joe turned out. What a completely rotten bastard his father must be.
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>>221413317
lol nice tattoo faggot
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>>221413208
i mean white "males" have never been know for their masculinity. the early aughts was an especially zesty time for them
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>>221413272
>>221413316
Why would you want to look good? You wanna get buttfucked?
>>221413353
lol it's pretty siqq n twiztid broheim. I am pretty sure he has it covered up with his full arm sleeve tats now
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>>221413317
Hook me up with some t brah.
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>>221413243
This and also >>221413251

Wearing a silly ass shirt doesnt make you 'zesty', but terminally online virgins love to call everything gay because they're terminally online virgins
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>>221413339
Imagine growing up virtually fatherless and then you become incredibly successful and rich and famous and your dad calls you a literal faggot and gossips about you like a spurned housewife.
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>>221413251
>there would be actual evidence of actual gayness
why has he continued to stand behind Schaub for the last 10 years

literally makes zero sense, they're not family, and he's notorious for throwing friends under the bus when they're not popular
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Rogan is just famous for being famous. He's never done anything of note.
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>>221413243
>He’s fucked more 10/10s
Guys probably
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>used to be
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>>221413545
Keeping a conversation from drying up is a skill.
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>>221413208
I was watching News Radio bloopers a while ago and for maybe one second I could remember how we used to think acting a little gay was the funniest thing and an easy laugh but then he keeps going and I'm pretty shocked by how zesty he's zestin
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>>221413339
qrd?
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>>221413746
he does a bunch of interviews where he trashes his son and calls him a fruitcake and a lil faggot etc
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>>221413251
He literally says he'd rather do gay porn in the video you didn't watch.
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>>221413482
>>221413746
this. abandoned his son and then calls him a faggot once he became famous. prob asked him for money and joe said kick rocks faggot.
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>>221413808
>>221413831
damn. Tragic shade to the whole Joe story. Wow.
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>>221413208
He must of got depressed when he started going bald that gay men were no longer going to hit on him.
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>>221413730
Its still funny, Shane Gillis and tony h still do it. Darnell hates it, calls it white boy humor. Can't stand Darnell in comedy podcast but he is right that it is a specific route they take.
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>>221413208
American Dad even made a joke about it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0narK3mYuU
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>>221413251
it's scientifically proven the gayer you are the longer your nipples are
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>>221413808
His dad was a poorfag bad father, it’s natural he’s going to continue being a piece of shit until he dies. The guy probably tried grifting his son for some of his money and when rejected he doubled down on being a shithead.
It’s based that Joe is fantastically rich and famous and his dad has to be faced with that reality every time he wakes up and looks around his dreadful hovel. He’s nothing and all he can do is give sound bites to the media and try to get Joe’s attention like a little buzzing gnat.
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>>221413208
>used to be
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>>221413243
>10/10s
10 inch by 10 inch??
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>>221413208
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>>221413339
>They're so Italian they all keep making pistol shapes with their hands
That video was hilarious.
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>>221413973
>I am not spending an entire afternoon with this polarizing figure
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuck!
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>>221414086
funnier in context. Don't be sensitive
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Remember when he wasn’t a pro China or pro Palestine moron

>Palestinians are nice people
>China doesn’t interfere as much as the USA in world affairs
>I love the smell of Dave Smith’s balls

Remember when he wasn’t a huge fag?
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>>221413208
>I would rather do gay porn
curious how his mind went there
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>>221413293
He didn’t say what gender those 10/10s were
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>>221413243
Were they midget 10/10s?
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>>221414290
Tiny tasia in goo girls is a 10/10.
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>>221413317
Didn't know he was down with the clown.
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>>221413243
>He’s fucked more 10/10s in one year than you will or could in your entire life.
So did Rob Halford and Rock Hudson, bud
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>>221413251
I think he's gay because he's an enormous right wing faggot.
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>>221414231
those fighting movies are pretty gay
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>>221414414
but not as gay as gay porn and he made his choice really clear
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>>221413317
He from Jersey Shore?
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>>221414361
>pro gay anti racist bernie sanders supporter is right wing
that's enough internet for today
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>>221414631
He was born in Newark but moved when he was a kid and then he moved again to the Boston area to finish high school and started doing stand up.
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>>221413243
>10/10s
He fucksd 10 guys in a row 10 times?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nG8KbhPJTHs
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Have you ever heard Joe talk about gays and his time spent growing up in san fran? Have you ever heard him talk about men's physiques? He's 100% closeted gay.
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>>221413225
He's just Italian.
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>>221414780
I'm giving him the "90s male model with relative success" level benefit of the doubt
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>>221413243
>Fact check:
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>>221415171
Remember when this guy made one shitty song that conservatives ate up and then he turned out to be a total libtard?
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>>221415171
you see a bird and claim it cannot swim. You have heightmogged yourself, you have heightmogged your own soul
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>>221414037
I think Dave flips a guy in this episode
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>>221415171
>4'9" 60 year old would beat the shit out of everyone itt
grim
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>>221413339
His dad being a piece of shit doesn't change that Joe used to suck cock in the Worcester gay clubs every night in the 90s
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>>221413208
It was the fashion of the 90s
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>>221415808
It was a direct reaction to the repression of the 80s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtlNEZqvMhg
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>>221413501
So because two non gay men don't backstab each other, that means they're gay. Ok.
I mean actual evidence. If he were gay he is popular with millions of young men, he'd have every chance to fuck tons of them. Where is the evidence of any of that?

>>221414361
>words don't mean things!
Tell me, what exactly is wrong with being a 'faggot'? If you are not right wing then you shouldn't have a problem with them, right? So why are you using it as insult? Perhaps in a shameless attempt at manipulation?
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>>221413251
this anon is gay
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>>221414153
Found the jew
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>>221413251
>You guys think literally everyone is 'gay' because of some still photo or whatever of them looking vaguely fruity
Every dude is gay, and every woman on earth is actually man. It's so fucking tiresome. I'm not sure exactly how underaged you need to be to think this shit is funny.
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>>221416790
>>221416910
They are insecure. They are the exact equivalent of ugly old women who go tearing down young pretty women's looks. That's why they call every successful male gay
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>>221416972
>successful
>posts here
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>>221417208
never claimed to be but at least I'm not insecure about it
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>>221417219
i'm gay and a failure so how do you think i feel
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>>221413243
Take it easy Joe
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>>221417249
bad? I don't know. at least you can get sex unlike most of the straights here
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>>221417357
>Take it easy Joe
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>>221413208
>used to be
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Conan is more or less the same guy but Rogan is just... so... slow... now. Where's that Italian bravado?
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>>221414037
Why don't more fighters do this? Seems like a legit strategy
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Just a normal photo a straight man living in San Francisco would take.



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