Have you ever done cringe shit you've seen on tv or film?When I was a teen I used to walk around with a cane like House just for fun...
You have autism, anon
>>221413666treat him for sarcoidosisalso checked
imitating jack sparrows gait for a very very long time
>>221413666I actually do have Autism. How did you know?
>>221413641one of my friends started smoking and talking in a vaguely southern accent after watching true detective season 1he would also carry a flask around everywhere and sip from it in the middle of conversationthis went on for months and then he randomly dropped it one day
I grew my hair into a mullet and got it permed to look like David Hasslehoff
>>221413802When I was young and just began drinking I used to talk with my hands like Jack Sparrow when I was wasted drunk. It was so cringe you probably couldn't imagine it, luckily it didn't last too long at all because one of my friends told me to cut it out like right away and I was like, "Holy shit what the fuck was I doing?"
>>221413641Holding my nose and doing the Bane voice when I was 13.
>>221413641>Have you ever done cringe shit you've seen on tv or film?sure all the time even now I sometimes copy things from movies to forget my shitty life
>>221413641i pretended that blacks are whites with a darker skin tone
>>221413641I have to use a cane now because i have a tumor in the left hemisphere of my brain and it made me realize two things. One is that House uses his cane the wrong way, no wonder he is always in pain and second, he is absolutely right that if you are a cripple people will let you walk all over them. The only highlight in all this is that i get to be as much of an asshole as i want, i can at least live the 3 to 5 years i have left without a social filter
>>221414204I think in the show they actually bring up the fact he uses it incorrectly (you'll remember a few episodes where he has the 4 legged cane)
>>221413932still do this at 30
Eye patch to give me super villain vibes at work
>>221414204>if you are a cripple people will let you walk all over themyou haven't met me
>be me>binging picrel #mynewfavshow.webp >can feel it happening>start acting like them>i got this>this is on me>try not to but conscious effort not to makes me lean into it worse>walking like a gangster retard>drama all the time>super serious about everything>can't fucking help it why am i like this>had previously told everyone at work how cool the show was>had a t-shirt with the logo on itso fucking glad I didn't buy a cut and grease back my thinning hair
>>221413884are you me
>>221413869unironically you are cool. Maybe not now because of all the crappy comedians that have adopted the mullet look for some reason but still
I still say "byootifoo" and stick out my lower lip
>>221414204Stay based, anon.
>>221414204Any ideas on what you'll make your last post ever about?
>>221413641I saw All Grown Up or whatever this Rugrats sequels was called, and I saw one of the kids having an imaginary alien friend, so I wanted one so badly.Except my lore for an imaginary alien friend was cooler. I was basically a half-human, half-alien hybrid and he came from another planet because we both were the last remnants of his species that was hunted down by a race of giant alien ants. We had cool powers that were sorta like Green Lantern constructs, and we had cool laser swords AND we skated on flying skates.I pretend to fight alien ants right in the school corridors, swinging my stick and making audible sound effects. I also told people not to sit near me because my alien friend was sitting with me already. I was know as "that weird alien guy" and I've heard my "friends" snickering behind my back about my imaginary friend.>inb4...Yes, I'm autistic.
nope not me
>>221413817because you walked around with a cane to emulate house as a teen.
not tv or film but I wore a blue bandana like solid snake
>>221414939i had a similar thing where i watched a ton of mobster shit in my early teens and it really influenced the way i speak english as an ESL. even to this day i have a slight tinge of a new jersey/new york accent, but back in my early teens it was especially bad. i basically spoke like silvio lmao
>>221417215You havent seen escape from New York?Kojima has
