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What makes Jon Bernthal so intimidating as the punisher? (Nose, face, scream?)
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Literally nothing.
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Freeze global
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Jon Bernthal was a regular at the 100% local family owned sandwich shop I worked at. One day two tourists from the Bible Belt came in like they owned the place. They were blaring a Joe Rogan podcast on speaker and barged past an LGBT couple. I asked what they want and they just stared blankly and said "I'll have the uhhhh.....".
This is when I noticed Jon looking over from his regular table, vexed by their uncouth presence. They finally realized we were a vegan establishment because the big fat one said "This here's one of them vegan sissy places!", and the tall skinny one (missing all but one of his teeth) guffawed "Aint nothing but a bunch of manginas here".
This is when I saw Jon calmly get up and begin to walk over, the two buffoons utterly unaware of what was approaching at their six.
"Hey". That's all Jon had to say for the whole sandwich shop to go silent. The Black single mother of 8 looked on with admiration while the centre-right leaning transwoman looked up from her many books on intersectionalism.
The unwelcome deplorables stared at Jon, sizing him up. Unshaken, Jon laid it down. "Don't disrespect the sandwich parlour", he warned. But the Trump voters' hubris sealed their own fates . "I ain't gotta listen to you, mister vegan" retorted the fat one.

*thump* *crack* *thud*

That's all I heard. Next thing I know, the two far right internet trolls were down. Jon didn't say a word. He simply returned to his table to finish his sandwich as the whole shop witnessed history being made. Suddenly, a "burn local!" shout was heard from the back, starting a chant of "burn local" that overtook the whole restaurant. Jon even tipped 50% on his way out as he stepped over the dispatched Trump voters. They awoke in a stupor as I swept around them and asked what happened. I simply said, "fuck around, find out" before they gathered themselves and left in utter embarrassment.

THAT'S why I Burn Local to this day.

>>221414087
Freeze global sisters seething
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Scratching his head.
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>>221414087
>we represent the lollipop guild
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No long term multicultural country can permit whites to have freedom of speech
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>>221414068
it's not the pasty ahh white skin that's for damn sure
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>>221414068
>insufferable kike
>intimidating
Kek!
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>>221414068
I disagree. He’s not physically imposing enough. Too short. Narrow shoulders. Not good. Watch Ranting for Vengeance on YouTube. He does a great Punisher series breakdown.
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>>221414068
He doesn't play the Punisher. He plays some soft, confused man-animal that ignores tactics and isn't nearly large or intimidating enough to play Frank Castle. He's more like an incel who did 3 years in the Marines trying to play vigilante.
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>>221414068
The face and voice are rugged enough but he's short and not buff enough
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>>221414128
what a heartwarming story
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Another failed russian agitation thread
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>>221414087
This is shopped right? His proportions are even more midge-coded than Warwick Davis.



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