Warden of the North editionPrevious >>221408111
>>221418799i want to sleep. how long until the episode starts?
4 hours
aaagghh
>>221418881>me when it's Rhaenyra scene
>>221418845What should I drink?
How will she amaze us tonight?
>>221419008I bet she’s a mean twerker
>>221418974Only thing that can make it good.
Ser Pounce of the House Lannister, wielding the fabled Valyrian longsword, Kitten's Whisker.
Shipping Dunk with Tanselle is just right.Shipping Dunk with Lyonel feels so good.Shipping Dunk with Baelor hits different.Shipping Dunk with Rohanne scratch the right part of my brain.Shipping Dunk with John the Fiddler wakes something new in me.Shipping Dunk is the answer.Dunk is everything.
>>221419008hopefully by joining her troon brothers and committing suicide
>wHaT iF rHaEnYs CaMe ThRoUgH tHe FlOoR oN a DrAgOn?!>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA aNd MySaRiA kIsSeD oUt Of NoWhErE?!>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA aNd AlLiCeNt MaDe Up AnD rAn OfF tO eSsOs?!>wHaT iF aEmOnD aNd aLiCeNt kIsSeD oUt Of NoWhErE?!
>>221419008they will lock her in her room while shitty men commit atrocities in her name
stream link?
>>221419976Billy will save us, anon
>>221418799>he really did it>the fat fuck actually did it>i am actually going to have to eat this>look at walda just horking it down
>"Aegon is a rapist!">only happens one time>taking her word for it>never brought up againI dont buy it. He doesn't come off as the physically violent rapist type, if anything he gets a lil handsy with the maids while drunk, but you don't see people hating Robert for doing the same thing.
Will Stannis be in this?
>>221420141Robert is a Chad, simple as.
>>221420195>fat fuck robertfAIl
>>221420195Has there been a SINGLE Baratheon who wasn’t a chad other than show Renly
So, Rhaenyra is taking KL in this episode, right? I think this'll probably be worse in terms of retcons than ep 1, possibly any prior episode in the series. The one I'm dreading is next week's "conceptual episode"
>>221420263Borros got rekt by a 15yo tully kid
>>221420195Rhaegar deserved it for being so fucking retarded by leaving three Kingsguard, including Arthur motherfucking Dayne, down south to guard a single woman.Had the rest of the Kingsguard been there actually defending him he might have stood a chance against Robert.
>>221420285>having a last stand and killing 10 other knights before dying In battle is gay actuallyNaw, I reject your own
>>221420304Borros got rekt by a Tully zoomer in the sweltering summer of 104 AC
For the prophecy….for the Khaleesi…
>>221420141Fire and Blood just says he got handsy with maids and Mushroom claimed he got his cock sucked by a child (while being nowhere near the capital). Between that and wanting Rhaenyra to look better they made him a rapist.
>>221420345Semoc ehs
>aegon wanted his line to continue >rhaenyra wants to be recognized as queen >aegon is recognized as king >rhaenyras line continues Poetry.
LAAAAANCEELLLL
>>221420405 !ON ON ON HO
>show ends>final scene is of a midget talking to a Maester>"..and that's how the Dance actually happened!">"Mushroom, this is garbage, its somehow worse than the version where you had sex with Rhaenyra. Actually, I'm going with that version of the story for Fire and Blood."
>>221420428Probably the best meme ever produced by got
>>221420405On Daarios dick
>>221420428GET THE NECK STRETCHER
Thread's starting to speed up.
THATS MY SISTER
>>221419008she was good on euphoria
>>221420451Maester Munkun was based
>>221420369such an odd and pointless retcon for grrm to include
What is supposed to happen in tonight’s episodeJust the fallout from the Gullet?
>>221420047>Rhaenyra is ostensibly the protagonist>looks-mogged by Alicent>acting-mogged by AegonNo wonder she goes mad and periods all over the Iron Throne.
Anyone gonna be streaming tonight's eppy?
>>221420556Rhaenyra enters KL at the end of the episode. Screenshot this post.
>poisons Aegon
>>221420526GRRM has no creative control over the show and even called them out for their retarded retcons and changes, GRRM openly said that HotD is not his story and is not Fire & Blood
>>221420580I'll just watch it on Prime Video.
>>221418799You guys think Ramsay will kill Roose in the books too?
>>221419008Won't be with a nude scene, that's for sure
>>221420630I want to believe.
>>221420609can I watch with you anon?
>>221420610No I think Roose is too smart he will get taken out by some other option
>>221420593she should've been his lover and Gaemon's mom instead of the rapist character assassination we got
>>221420639Sure. Let me just post my name and address on a Mongolian basket weaving forum. I have wine.
>>221420607i'm talking the nonsense in Fire & Blood, and i don't care about him couching it in unreliable narrator bullshit
soon
>>221420675History will paint you a villain
Soon
>>221419008Sad lesbian grief sex?
>>221420297They would have all died in the field anyway
>>221420556Tonight might be the episode where Bobby B finally shows up
>>221419737why do you type like a fucking retard
he was right children shouldn't be driving dragons around
>>221420297>Rhaegar leaves Lyanna with The White BVLL>she ends up pregnantJon Snow confirmed for a Hightower bastard
>>221420195Already discussed. See >>221395857
>>221420195based
>>221419737>>221420857>why do you type like a fucking retardBecause she's an executive producer for HotD.
With the retcons and removing of plotlines it's going to be jarring when the plebs randomly turn on Rhaenyra causing her to flee King's Landing, I am sure the writers will make misogyny the reason as to why the smallfolk turn on her
Streaming ep 1 then ep 2 starting in 20 minhttps://kino.tube
>>221418799I'm drunk on ass !
>>221420345
how long until the episode
During s2 I was watching every week on a site call billytv or billystream or something like that I think, is that still around? The anons were funI don't wanna miss incest kino this week
>having to wait for this shit to show up on torrents pain
>>221421207read the thread ser
>Las week, on House of the Dragon
>>221421016spooky
>>221421220I was wanting it to happen so bad, gaslit myself into thinking I was insane for thinking it, and then it happened and I got wet
the reason they call em 'Sheepstealer' is because they steal sheepit's true
>>221421220>last week on The House of the Dragon>One more screw up and you’re off the force Officer Daemon!>I’m pregnant…and Alicent is the father!>I don’t want to be a dragon rider dad, I want to join the circus!All this and more on your weekly soap
>>2214211971h 10min. Anyone got the stream?
>>221421220this is how i imagine my crush would react too if i kissed her. they are all chadsexual
fucking retard
the nicest girl you've ever met on the leftwith a twisted fucking psychopath
>>221421369>cute trad girl and inbred monkefirst season really was gold
I miss monke
>>221421369>We're not so different you and I
>>221421456>Rhaenyra is the protagonist and heroine of the story>cast a rival that effortlessly mogs herodd decision by Condom and Hess
>>221420609It's on prime?
>>221421585Yes, but you still need to subscribe to HBO to watch it.>with ASL interpretationgenuinely tempting
>>221421620for some reason after the show the normal one wouldn't play on demand for me so I watched the ASL oneit's some broccoli haired zoomer making big gestures and funny faces. Not sure how they have words for some of this shit but hey. It was mildly entertaining but kind of annoying/distracting.
>>221421456Alicent/Otto being silver blonde and it not being something exclusive to targs would've added a another layer of complexity to their family dynamics with Rhaenyra, but these subhuman kikes in hollywood would rather do girlpower slop than write anything remotely interesting or challenge Targ exceptionalism.
Where are we stream watching lads? Brettygood last week was several minutes behind
>>221421760Well of course, we're not supposed to challenge (((their))) expy's in the series. Start questioning why incestuous schizos that lost their homeland are ruling western people and you'll run into problems.
>shut the fuck up, your singing sucks mutt
>>221421782Doesn't matter if it's a little behind, the threads this season aren't anywhere near as busy or fast as for the last couple seasons.
>>221421620sometimes I'll watch a movie with audio commentary for the blind and close my eyes just to see what their experience is like, it actually improves some movies imo
>>221421816I did this with Lawrence of Arabia and it was amazing.
Why do the dragons feel so "nerfed" compared to the earlier seasons of GoT?
>>221421969Because they have to dieIt's really thatGeorge wrote that they die from bolts, so they have to die from boltsHotd, for all its faults, tried to make the best with what they had in that regard
>>221422025Dreamfyre was the only big threat and she killed herself because of the roof. Baby dragons and syrax
>>221421969Dragons weren't portrayed as op in earlier GoT seasons though? Drogon got his scales penetrated by regular spear wielding dudes in Mareen.
>>221421969I don't know, how do they seem nerfed?
>>221422143Danarys baby dragon destroyed kings landing on his ownHotd dragons fly for 10 minutes then they die to arrows
>>221422153the one that got brought down by a grapnel? we saw one of dany's dragons brought down by one bolt.
>>221418845thanks
im not ready
Hit the road Jack
Stream?
>>221421873>I did this with Lawrence of Arabiayou messed up, its a mediocre movie if you strip away the cinematography
Did Billy die?
>>221422298Looks like HBO hiding behind 9000 skeletons worked indeed. Can't find any.
Just gonna snag torrent and wait till I am buzzed.
Why'd they make the intro worse
Be honest anons Do you ever self insert in this world
Jace had a strong death
>>221422370yeah I play the Crusader Kings mods
>>221422370I would be a better Aemond/Daemon. Realize i'm the second born and do the dirty work so my brother can keep the family in power.
>>221422370Yea, as Gregor
>>221422370Yes
>billy is down>brettygood is showing something elseWe are lostWe march towards our doomWe have given the war to the pirates now, and men are like dust beneath their feet
>>221422370yeah, i've made up my own house with its seat and history and everything
>>221422370Only in masturbation fantasies
>>221422370Yeah
I'm surprised they found his corpse
lol Rhaenyra thinks Jace is sleepingdumb troon haha
no stream is working
game of thrones yeahmotherfucking game of thrones yeahgame of thrones yeah
Strong acting here
>>221422370no but I do self insert into pro wrestlingI like to pretend to be Edge and Randy Orton when I hear their themes. I push my door open like it's a curtain when their music comes on.
>>221422418Skill issue.
>>221422370Yes, as sheepstealer.
>>221422450based
Starting to see why Westerosi men would rather trigger a civil war than let bitches rule.
GET UP SER
Wait so he died?
Yo this sucks
Her reaction to finding Luke's corpse was more emotionally resonating than this
>>221422465Yeah might switch off
>Jeyne Arryn T-poses and shouts all the Greens to death
>troonryna's dead son was a............
GET UP SER JACE
KWADB
what would you have me do jace
Based lesbian
>>221422496He's smiling up from hell right now
>>221422496SAY THE WORD
>im acting
>>221422504YOU ANSWER ME
Did she name him Sheepstealer or?
Little black bitch ran back to the Vale like 'Oh shit I fucked up'
>>221422510>hellKys
Daemon has gained weight
that went on 100 sec too long
>>221422534He's based but he is still black, so hell it is.
NO, MY WIFE'S SON
>MY WIFE’S SON IS DEAD
Yo I haven’t even watched ep1 kek gna binge both tonight, how shitty is it boys? Can’t wait to shitpost with the fellas
Wait is Rhaenyra actually a troon
>>221422548to be fair he was his (future) son in law
Not a bad scene but her behavior last episode detracts from it
>more Jeyneneat
>>221422534Rhaenyra is a survivor and he tried to contradict her instead of believing her truth.He should have been an ally.
The dialogue is god awful
>>221422558Yeah, the actress (male) apparently was also in Euphoria.
BETTER NOT COME AROUND HERE NO MOREFUCKIN FANOOK
i cant stand this
Did they just come up with the Fish Feed song five minutes after it happened?
Based Jeyne is a cunt
How would the Lady of the Vale know that Jace was dead already?
torrent link when?
>>221422496>>221422534none of the bastards sit in the throne and (canonically) his granddaughter becomes queen consort of a legitimate king.absolute win for this homeboy.
How do I get a Blackwood gf?
wtf they killed the lion?
Best witch scene so far
>>221422601crows
The lads
N
>>221422622Not faster than a dragon
>>221422601her ravens can outspeed dragons
>>221421620>subscribe to HBO
I'M ACTING!!
>happy music for celebrating green defeat>sad music for jace death + announcing it to the troopswait are they saying greens are the bad guys
>SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP
>>221422601email
>>221418799season 1 bran is icsh
Does Lord Strong survive the Dance
How does a man in heavy armor float to shore?
Based Aegon
Aemond will give her a castle and that's how she bangs her?
>>221422668Simon? No Aemond kills them all and takes Harrenhal with Alys as his wife. And this show sucks dick
Aegon does not look nearly fucked up enough. Isn't he a bedbound cripple with valyrian steel armor melted into him?
>>221422547>>221422572It’s HELLS
Did Corlys forget about his grandson Joffrey Velaryon?
Based warrior king Aegon
Alyn is about to pound her out on the beach less than 24 hours since Jace died
And Harrenhal? I shuppose... that's off the table as well?
who the fuck cares about this sensitive brother
i fucking love milli vanilli bros
DONG STATUS: HUNG AND UNCUT
Alicent is bogged oh no
>>221422685Can he actually be in all seven hells at once though?
Why is magic do weak in this world? Sorcery always loses do the sword
Why is this a sad scene with the black guy Shouldn’t he be celebrated by his men for killing the troon with his own hands
>>221422680That’s later
