Warden of the North editionPrevious >>221408111
>>221418799i want to sleep. how long until the episode starts?
4 hours
aaagghh
>>221418881>me when it's Rhaenyra scene
>>221418845What should I drink?
How will she amaze us tonight?
>>221419008I bet she’s a mean twerker
>>221418974Only thing that can make it good.
Ser Pounce of the House Lannister, wielding the fabled Valyrian longsword, Kitten's Whisker.
Shipping Dunk with Tanselle is just right.Shipping Dunk with Lyonel feels so good.Shipping Dunk with Baelor hits different.Shipping Dunk with Rohanne scratch the right part of my brain.Shipping Dunk with John the Fiddler wakes something new in me.Shipping Dunk is the answer.Dunk is everything.
>>221419008hopefully by joining her troon brothers and committing suicide
>wHaT iF rHaEnYs CaMe ThRoUgH tHe FlOoR oN a DrAgOn?!>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA aNd MySaRiA kIsSeD oUt Of NoWhErE?!>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA aNd AlLiCeNt MaDe Up AnD rAn OfF tO eSsOs?!>wHaT iF aEmOnD aNd aLiCeNt kIsSeD oUt Of NoWhErE?!
>>221419008they will lock her in her room while shitty men commit atrocities in her name
stream link?
>>221419976Billy will save us, anon
>>221418799>he really did it>the fat fuck actually did it>i am actually going to have to eat this>look at walda just horking it down
>"Aegon is a rapist!">only happens one time>taking her word for it>never brought up againI dont buy it. He doesn't come off as the physically violent rapist type, if anything he gets a lil handsy with the maids while drunk, but you don't see people hating Robert for doing the same thing.
Will Stannis be in this?
>>221420141Robert is a Chad, simple as.
>>221420195>fat fuck robertfAIl
>>221420195Has there been a SINGLE Baratheon who wasn’t a chad other than show Renly
So, Rhaenyra is taking KL in this episode, right? I think this'll probably be worse in terms of retcons than ep 1, possibly any prior episode in the series. The one I'm dreading is next week's "conceptual episode"
>>221420263Borros got rekt by a 15yo tully kid
>>221420195Rhaegar deserved it for being so fucking retarded by leaving three Kingsguard, including Arthur motherfucking Dayne, down south to guard a single woman.Had the rest of the Kingsguard been there actually defending him he might have stood a chance against Robert.
>>221420285>having a last stand and killing 10 other knights before dying In battle is gay actuallyNaw, I reject your own
>>221420304Borros got rekt by a Tully zoomer in the sweltering summer of 104 AC
For the prophecy….for the Khaleesi…
>>221420141Fire and Blood just says he got handsy with maids and Mushroom claimed he got his cock sucked by a child (while being nowhere near the capital). Between that and wanting Rhaenyra to look better they made him a rapist.
>>221420345Semoc ehs
>aegon wanted his line to continue >rhaenyra wants to be recognized as queen >aegon is recognized as king >rhaenyras line continues Poetry.
LAAAAANCEELLLL
>>221420405 !ON ON ON HO
>show ends>final scene is of a midget talking to a Maester>"..and that's how the Dance actually happened!">"Mushroom, this is garbage, its somehow worse than the version where you had sex with Rhaenyra. Actually, I'm going with that version of the story for Fire and Blood."
>>221420428Probably the best meme ever produced by got
>>221420405On Daarios dick
>>221420428GET THE NECK STRETCHER
Thread's starting to speed up.
THATS MY SISTER
>>221419008she was good on euphoria
>>221420451Maester Munkun was based
>>221420369such an odd and pointless retcon for grrm to include
What is supposed to happen in tonight’s episodeJust the fallout from the Gullet?
>>221420047>Rhaenyra is ostensibly the protagonist>looks-mogged by Alicent>acting-mogged by AegonNo wonder she goes mad and periods all over the Iron Throne.
Anyone gonna be streaming tonight's eppy?
>>221420556Rhaenyra enters KL at the end of the episode. Screenshot this post.
>poisons Aegon
>>221420526GRRM has no creative control over the show and even called them out for their retarded retcons and changes, GRRM openly said that HotD is not his story and is not Fire & Blood
>>221420580I'll just watch it on Prime Video.
>>221418799You guys think Ramsay will kill Roose in the books too?
>>221419008Won't be with a nude scene, that's for sure
>>221420630I want to believe.
>>221420609can I watch with you anon?
>>221420610No I think Roose is too smart he will get taken out by some other option
>>221420593she should've been his lover and Gaemon's mom instead of the rapist character assassination we got
>>221420639Sure. Let me just post my name and address on a Mongolian basket weaving forum. I have wine.
>>221420607i'm talking the nonsense in Fire & Blood, and i don't care about him couching it in unreliable narrator bullshit
soon
>>221420675History will paint you a villain
Soon
>>221419008Sad lesbian grief sex?
>>221420297They would have all died in the field anyway
>>221420556Tonight might be the episode where Bobby B finally shows up
>>221419737why do you type like a fucking retard
he was right children shouldn't be driving dragons around
>>221420297>Rhaegar leaves Lyanna with The White BVLL>she ends up pregnantJon Snow confirmed for a Hightower bastard
>>221420195Already discussed. See >>221395857
>>221420195based
>>221419737>>221420857>why do you type like a fucking retardBecause she's an executive producer for HotD.
With the retcons and removing of plotlines it's going to be jarring when the plebs randomly turn on Rhaenyra causing her to flee King's Landing, I am sure the writers will make misogyny the reason as to why the smallfolk turn on her
Streaming ep 1 then ep 2 starting in 20 minhttps://kino.tube
>>221418799I'm drunk on ass !
>>221420345
how long until the episode
During s2 I was watching every week on a site call billytv or billystream or something like that I think, is that still around? The anons were funI don't wanna miss incest kino this week
>having to wait for this shit to show up on torrents pain
>>221421207read the thread ser
>Las week, on House of the Dragon
>>221421016spooky
>>221421220I was wanting it to happen so bad, gaslit myself into thinking I was insane for thinking it, and then it happened and I got wet
the reason they call em 'Sheepstealer' is because they steal sheepit's true
>>221421220>last week on The House of the Dragon>One more screw up and you’re off the force Officer Daemon!>I’m pregnant…and Alicent is the father!>I don’t want to be a dragon rider dad, I want to join the circus!All this and more on your weekly soap
>>2214211971h 10min. Anyone got the stream?
>>221421220this is how i imagine my crush would react too if i kissed her. they are all chadsexual
fucking retard
the nicest girl you've ever met on the leftwith a twisted fucking psychopath
>>221421369>cute trad girl and inbred monkefirst season really was gold
I miss monke
>>221421369>We're not so different you and I
>>221421456>Rhaenyra is the protagonist and heroine of the story>cast a rival that effortlessly mogs herodd decision by Condom and Hess
>>221420609It's on prime?
>>221421585Yes, but you still need to subscribe to HBO to watch it.>with ASL interpretationgenuinely tempting
>>221421620for some reason after the show the normal one wouldn't play on demand for me so I watched the ASL oneit's some broccoli haired zoomer making big gestures and funny faces. Not sure how they have words for some of this shit but hey. It was mildly entertaining but kind of annoying/distracting.
>>221421456Alicent/Otto being silver blonde and it not being something exclusive to targs would've added a another layer of complexity to their family dynamics with Rhaenyra, but these subhuman kikes in hollywood would rather do girlpower slop than write anything remotely interesting or challenge Targ exceptionalism.
Where are we stream watching lads? Brettygood last week was several minutes behind
>>221421760Well of course, we're not supposed to challenge (((their))) expy's in the series. Start questioning why incestuous schizos that lost their homeland are ruling western people and you'll run into problems.
>shut the fuck up, your singing sucks mutt
>>221421782Doesn't matter if it's a little behind, the threads this season aren't anywhere near as busy or fast as for the last couple seasons.
>>221421620sometimes I'll watch a movie with audio commentary for the blind and close my eyes just to see what their experience is like, it actually improves some movies imo
>>221421816I did this with Lawrence of Arabia and it was amazing.
Why do the dragons feel so "nerfed" compared to the earlier seasons of GoT?
>>221421969Because they have to dieIt's really thatGeorge wrote that they die from bolts, so they have to die from boltsHotd, for all its faults, tried to make the best with what they had in that regard
>>221422025Dreamfyre was the only big threat and she killed herself because of the roof. Baby dragons and syrax
>>221421969Dragons weren't portrayed as op in earlier GoT seasons though? Drogon got his scales penetrated by regular spear wielding dudes in Mareen.
>>221421969I don't know, how do they seem nerfed?
>>221422143Danarys baby dragon destroyed kings landing on his ownHotd dragons fly for 10 minutes then they die to arrows
>>221422153the one that got brought down by a grapnel? we saw one of dany's dragons brought down by one bolt.
>>221418845thanks
im not ready
Hit the road Jack
Stream?
>>221421873>I did this with Lawrence of Arabiayou messed up, its a mediocre movie if you strip away the cinematography
Did Billy die?
>>221422298Looks like HBO hiding behind 9000 skeletons worked indeed. Can't find any.
Just gonna snag torrent and wait till I am buzzed.
Why'd they make the intro worse
Be honest anons Do you ever self insert in this world
Jace had a strong death
>>221422370yeah I play the Crusader Kings mods
>>221422370I would be a better Aemond/Daemon. Realize i'm the second born and do the dirty work so my brother can keep the family in power.
>>221422370Yea, as Gregor
>>221422370Yes
>billy is down>brettygood is showing something elseWe are lostWe march towards our doomWe have given the war to the pirates now, and men are like dust beneath their feet
>>221422370yeah, i've made up my own house with its seat and history and everything
>>221422370Only in masturbation fantasies
>>221422370Yeah
I'm surprised they found his corpse
lol Rhaenyra thinks Jace is sleepingdumb troon haha
no stream is working
game of thrones yeahmotherfucking game of thrones yeahgame of thrones yeah
Strong acting here
>>221422370no but I do self insert into pro wrestlingI like to pretend to be Edge and Randy Orton when I hear their themes. I push my door open like it's a curtain when their music comes on.
>>221422418Skill issue.
>>221422370Yes, as sheepstealer.
>>221422450based
Starting to see why Westerosi men would rather trigger a civil war than let bitches rule.
GET UP SER
Wait so he died?
Yo this sucks
Her reaction to finding Luke's corpse was more emotionally resonating than this
>>221422465Yeah might switch off
>Jeyne Arryn T-poses and shouts all the Greens to death
>troonryna's dead son was a............
GET UP SER JACE
KWADB
what would you have me do jace
Based lesbian
>>221422496He's smiling up from hell right now
>>221422496SAY THE WORD
>im acting
>>221422504YOU ANSWER ME
Did she name him Sheepstealer or?
Little black bitch ran back to the Vale like 'Oh shit I fucked up'
>>221422510>hellKys
Daemon has gained weight
that went on 100 sec too long
>>221422534He's based but he is still black, so hell it is.
NO, MY WIFE'S SON
>MY WIFE’S SON IS DEAD
Yo I haven’t even watched ep1 kek gna binge both tonight, how shitty is it boys? Can’t wait to shitpost with the fellas
Wait is Rhaenyra actually a troon
>>221422548to be fair he was his (future) son in law
Not a bad scene but her behavior last episode detracts from it
>more Jeyneneat
>>221422534Rhaenyra is a survivor and he tried to contradict her instead of believing her truth.He should have been an ally.
The dialogue is god awful
>>221422558Yeah, the actress (male) apparently was also in Euphoria.
BETTER NOT COME AROUND HERE NO MOREFUCKIN FANOOK
i cant stand this
Did they just come up with the Fish Feed song five minutes after it happened?
Based Jeyne is a cunt
How would the Lady of the Vale know that Jace was dead already?
torrent link when?
>>221422496>>221422534none of the bastards sit in the throne and (canonically) his granddaughter becomes queen consort of a legitimate king.absolute win for this homeboy.
How do I get a Blackwood gf?
wtf they killed the lion?
Best witch scene so far
>>221422601crows
The lads
N
>>221422622Not faster than a dragon
>>221422601her ravens can outspeed dragons
>>221421620>subscribe to HBO
I'M ACTING!!
>happy music for celebrating green defeat>sad music for jace death + announcing it to the troopswait are they saying greens are the bad guys
>SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP
>>221422601email
>>221418799season 1 bran is icsh
Does Lord Strong survive the Dance
How does a man in heavy armor float to shore?
Based Aegon
Aemond will give her a castle and that's how she bangs her?
>>221422668Simon? No Aemond kills them all and takes Harrenhal with Alys as his wife. And this show sucks dick
Aegon does not look nearly fucked up enough. Isn't he a bedbound cripple with valyrian steel armor melted into him?
>>221422547>>221422572It’s HELLS
Did Corlys forget about his grandson Joffrey Velaryon?
Based warrior king Aegon
Alyn is about to pound her out on the beach less than 24 hours since Jace died
And Harrenhal? I shuppose... that's off the table as well?
who the fuck cares about this sensitive brother
i fucking love milli vanilli bros
DONG STATUS: HUNG AND UNCUT
Alicent is bogged oh no
>>221422685Can he actually be in all seven hells at once though?
Why is magic do weak in this world? Sorcery always loses do the sword
Why is this a sad scene with the black guy Shouldn’t he be celebrated by his men for killing the troon with his own hands
>>221422680That’s later
>This dude will fuck Aegon III's youngest daughter in 40-50 years
>>221422680>t. expecting this show to respect continuity or logic or common senseNgmi
>Ulf will remember that
>larys + aegon enacting akotsk s2might be good but they will just fast travel
>>221422711uncircumcised dicks are disgusting
>>221422754
>and yet I count that of more worth than a mountain of gold100% a woman wrote that line. Sounds like some shit out of a children's cartoon.
>>221422757cute boy
>>221422759two most crippled characters in the series traveling as fast as those with dragonsthis shit sucks dick
>>221422757>cucks him for Harwin Strong>civil war happens anywayheh
i did not need to see that
>>221422723>Because the black guy cant do a heckin trans hate kill and smile
CFNM bros. We are winning
WE WUZ KANGZ N KQEENZ
>>221422803>CFNMCanada France Nigeria Mexico
>a woman maesterdumb peasant
lmao random ass hoodniggers on dragons. god this show fucking sucks.
based rhaenyra learning the consequences of her actions
What happened to having the heart of a king or whatever
>black guy dutifully searches for his father>two white dragon riders are bumsCome on now
I am having to mute the chink's scenes.
>>221418799This has straight up turned into a black show. A few Valaryons in S1 turned into an entire parade. This episode is nonstop black after black after black. Who the fuck watches this garbage?
The White Worm should be queen
Why is Lord Jasper a rapist now?
>mysaria scene
kek EVERY Green man is a lecher or creep or coward
The White Worm should be white
>chink gets an extra long scenefuck off
>>221422868just like the bookexcept daeron
>>221422868Ormund? Roxton? Daeron? The only part of the show left that isnt complete shit, yet i guess
>>221422847I watch it
>>221422861he's a green, isn't he?here's your trad faction
>ynr otto hightower is still in the show
>>221422888Why do they like Jeff Hardy? Don't they know he's white?
GOD’S EYE TONIGHT
What the fuck was he thinking?
>>221422902no
>>221422900Jeff Hardy and Ric Flair are honorary blacks
>what would you have me do I AM BUT A WOMAN WITH A KING'S WILL
>Gets caught trying to rape the queen>Uhh she's a traitor!Great plan
>>221422919Has adult Rhaenyra done one fucking thing?
What the fuck was that
>muh WHITE WALKAZlol lmao
>>221422906>>221422929He's a Green, isn't he?
What is this weird love triangle?
MUH PROPHECY
>>221422931Yeah she gave two traitors her two biggest, most experienced dragons.
>>221422919>I know I have the body of a weak and feeble woman; but I have the heart and stomach of a kingWhatever happened there
>>221422497Is this loss?
literally who
Why is Mysaria in every other scene now?
>Larys told me he got to jerk off to your feet, whip em out baby!
Fucking Dany mention...
rape time
>>221422968wait, wutwhen
He gives her the iron rod...
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
I know Daemon is pissed and all but he really shouldn't be actively trying to piss of the mother fucker who now has Vermithor
Sure would have been nice if we had any time with Jasper to show he's a rapist instead of him just popping up to rape Alicent.
This show is now only for trannies and blacks and black trannies
>>221422977daemon just mentioned herhe saw her during his vision with bloodraven
>>221422993he's always been kind of a dumbfuck tbf
>>221422977Daemon gets visions of her tits
RAPE ME
>WHITE MEN EVIL BAD RAPIST WAR MONGERS>WOMEN PEACEFUL KIND INNOCENT VICTIMS OF RAPE WISE SMART
>>221420610Roose will transfer into Ramseys body
LE HONORABLE NIGGER WHO STOPS WHITE RAPISTS
>Autism makes you forget your toddler getting beheaded
>whats the plan your grace?>dragons like duuuhh
Lol0 pity for a woman who manipulates her son to go die in war
so green court is full of rapists now too? even their chief justice is a rapist?for what purpose
Ser Freddryk looks like he's tired of listening to bitches
>black maester is merciful and reasonable >whites are all rapists and freaksMEGA WOKE SHOW
>>221423033all men are rapists silly
Alicent is the worst fucking character in this show. Worse than any niggeryon
>>221423016does the arch maester or whatever even have the authority to order the arrest of another high ranking courtier
>>221423033>nowthe greens are the villains, anon
>>221423041Just like in real life
>>221423041why do they still do this?Its incredibly obvious that normies can tell
Fuck I hate thia garbage show Why is this the only swordslop available
Did they stop casting intimidating people intentionally or is it just because they’re all Targaryen?
>>221423074swordslop is too expensive now
I HATE RHAENYRA >I HATE RHAENYRA I HATE RHAENYRA >I HATE RHAENYRA I HATE RHAENYRA>I HATE RHAENYRA
>>221423033greens bad and rapists (except the black maester) and blacks good with black people on their side. white people bad
>>221423055I don't get why they rewrote her backwards.
>>221423058the blacks are fighting a war for a pretender
You know what alicent deserves to be raped actually jasper did nothing wrong
>>221423091>named heir by the kingnot a pretender, and she wins (greens go extinct)
>>221423086black people always being good is obvious in goyslop media, its why every plot with them is always obvious since you know the nigger wasnt the one whodunit
Why would you attempt to rape the queen dowager in a guarded palace?
>>221423112She dies before she 'wins'
Helaena is cute
Doesn't even seen like her son was brutally murdered a few days ago lol
>>221423124irrelevant, greens go extincther line holds the throne. lol you lose.
>>221423112>>named heir by the king>not a pretenderare you retarded?
>>221423121wypipo can't control theyself
>>221423132>House Hightower continues to be patrons of both the Citadel and the Faith of the Seven.They are as rich as House Lannister and can field three times as many swords as other Tyrell bannermen, as well as the manpower of Oldtown. The four-decked Honor of Oldtown is the flagship of the Hightower fleet.
>>221423074The entire series is ass… yet here I am
>>221423121he's an iron rod
>Helaena is a retard now instead of autistic
>Her sons were always kindDid Haleana forget that they used to bully Aemond for not having a dragon and knocked his eye out fighting? Fucking hate this black whitewashing.
>>221423121ALL men are unredeemable rapists
Are the rumors about Haleana fighting Ulf true then?
He comes....
That tron ass helmet looked like shit
Did Aemond just get shanked through his armour?
>>221423120I'm surprised they still do this
>>221423152lil bro can't handle the bantz
>>221423155No, no, no!
>>221423155HE COMES!! HE COMES!!
>>221423132Yeah and Dany gets stabbed and the 3 eyed chud becomes the eternal God emperor
>>221423143good for them, aegon the elder still lost and his line went extinct lol
>Gold cloaks open the gates because they are loyal to Daemon>Lol no it was actually because Alicent orchestrated everything
It's her turn!
>AEMOND EVILNESS IN TAKING HARRENHAL >RHAENYRA GOODNESS IN TAKING KING'S LANDING
You can’t just kill six royal guards like that
Targ fucking shits
>>221423222Themes and such
The fuck does Rhaenyra even have a sword?
Remember season 1 of Game of Thrones?It's like that, get it?The Goldcloaks switch sides!!!
>>221423251you can have one as well if you want anon
>>221423179yeah and blacks lost the war and went extinct lol
Fucking tired of all these fucking Targaryen shits
This is so ass
>>221423270kinda makes me glad they're overthrown and destroyed in the end
Imagine having to work a 9-5 in Flea Bottom and Targshits crop dust you
single guy with a bow kills daemon and rhaenyra…
>>221423286>Overthrown and destroyed>By a Baratheon>An offshoot Targ shit house
>>221423292at least you can have a bowl o' brown, mayhaps?
they had a whole what 8 guards in the castle lmao
This was a decent end to s2
>>221423307by an alliance of houses, yes
>>221423317they had more but they are standing down
>>221423325lel
>>221423317ah wait there we go
I'm so tired of these dragon fuckers
>Ser Otto was imprisoned by Laryslol?or somethingnot sure what to think
Did they make Jasper a rapist so Rhaenyra isn’t inclement for beheading him?
>>221423351We knew that last season.
>>221423352lol duh
this is the dumbest fucking show, this is dumber than game of thrones season 8
>not perishing as honorable men who never broke their vows like the old guard at waterloo while fighting the pretender shitsyeah, all targs are utter fucking shit
>>221423352Yea
NOT OTTO NO
>>221423360We knew he was imprisoned, not by Larys tho
Greens: pro rapeBlacks: anti rapeI know which side I'm choosing.
Rhaenyra is honestly annoying to listen to, like a bitchy HR manager
>Heart and soul of a king>Can't behead one of the main reasons she is not the Queen
>queen by bloodbut in westerosi law monarchy cannot pass down to a female, nor through a female
>>221423414Sexist.
Did Alicent expect to leave the city on foot lmao?!
>no Maelorthis.show.is.retarded
>>221423414>westerosi lawNull and void the moment Aegon the Conqueror set foot on the mainland.
this look like anthony edwards
They couldn’t even let her kill Otto without remorse
>>221423423Season 3 Alicent is functionally a different character from Season 1 Alicent kek
I know valyrian steel and all, but I simply don't believe she could take his head with one swing.
larys imprisoned ottoman? when?
>>221423430>null and voidnot according to aegon the conqueror's own policies
>>221423414Westerners don't get their own laws.You will listen to the decrees of incestuous schizos or you will be imprisoned. Now let more Summer Islanders into your realm.
>>221418799>Rhaenyra took the Theon school of beheading
>>221423455idk lol
Ohhh caaaaaattt fiiigghhht
>Alicent walks in to her dad's head>Oopsie
Was fine with her sons getting killed but not her dad wow
Rhaenyra is a dumb fucking bitch who can't do anything lol, great
>>221423460Any implied adherence to Andal custom is at the grace and will of the King or Queen.
>>221423449lorewise it she could just because of ths sword
new thread?
Otto should have smiled and winked at herand very much the spirit of a king with her crying like a bitch again
If Sara Hess and Ryan Condom write the Aegon's Conquest series/movie: >NOOOO BALERION DON'T DO IT!
Why would Rhaenyra not use her own sword the fuck
>>221423500GRRM called Rhaenyra a pretender as well btw.
>>221423495WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE HER DO?
>>221423525Her sword is not valyrian.
>>221423466>>221423500i guess i understand now why people hated the targaryens and overthrew them
You can’t even meme this shit it’s just plain bad
Its like who careds about her specifically?
GRRM must be spinning in his gravy
I guess none of the greens are allowed dignified deaths, only the blacks get that.
>>221423531A Valyrian sword is not required to decapitate a dusty old man
>>221423524It's fine, Aegon would be trans and Balerion is already the BLACK dread. They'd show Harren raping someone just before this.
>>221423535And that's a good thing!
She's gonna get the period now lmao
>I walked through blood and bones in Kings Landing, looking for my half brother. He was in northern Harrenhal at the time.
i just wanna hug helena
so she was fine letting her sons die but killing her dad is stepping over the line?
my finger nails are so dirty rn icl
>>221423121unbased = safe rapebased = wild rape
>>221423547I wonder how they will make the voring dignified.
RHAENYRA TARGARYEN LOOKED DISGUSTING--SNOT HANGING--BEHEADING OTTO BEFORE THE IRON THRONE. VERY VERY DISRESPECTFUL.
Solid 6.5/10 episode. Way better than the previous.
Guys why are the brown girl and the harrenhal witches given so much screen time its like why not just worldbuild or whatever
what the FUCK
2-hit ko
i haven't read the bookhow much does this episode and its events deviate from the books - without spoiling the books please if you would be so merciful?
Pathetic fucking shit, couldn't even have her kill Otto without looking like she didn't want to.
>>221423583It’s barely a 2/10 please have some standards
Woah. I am actually pissed at what they did with OttoAnd IronrodWow, what the fuck
Why must we hurt one another?
>>221423595GRRM literally disowned it what do you think?
getting BIG TIME season 1 vibesWE'RE SO BACK
its hilarious that the best part of the ep was the part with the Valeryons haha
>>221423595In this episode "the sack of kings landing" was supposed to happenThis should tell you all about how much they are whitewashing Rahenyra
>Alicent being shocked that they executed her father after she already promised to give up her sons no questioned asked
>>221423613Shoo shill botBad shill bot
>>221423599Yeah not good
>>221423532This kills the targfaggot
>>221423595Even the s1 intro was already changing shit
fake daeron spotted
>>221423619i see. i had heard about the show whitewashing her before.will be interesting to see how this further develops. i will then read the books afterward
>>221423583what are talking about? nothing happened this episode until the very end and then it left us on a cliffhanger that the teaser for next episode answered anyways (lol?).
>>221423623Its so stupidI liked Alicent until the last episode of season 2Why the fuck are they doing this with her character
I recall her being totally distraught and immobile for half a season after Luke died?
>>221423559>she was fine letting her sons diejust the one incest psycho son
aemond sucked wtf he was taken down by those retards. and the rape.... it was beautiful
House of Dragons, more like House of Hags :^)
>>221423595off the top of my head, it's been a while since I've read the bookAlicent isn't a turncloakRhaenyra isn't the one that kills Otto
HOUSE OF QUEERS
Is AKOTKSTVTK written by different people?
Otto was intercepted by Larys and sent back to King's Landing where he was already leaving from......for no reason?I'm confused guys
Was Aemond too busy killing those people in slow motion he forgot the guy behind him?
>>221423595its deviating a whole lot. mainly because the book was never this one sided.greens are "objectively" bad here even though they are trying to put down a pretender attempting to steal the throne, because women good, men bad.
>>221423661> he was taken down by those retardsThat's not the issue, he soloed half the castleIt's just how they can't help themselves>Aemond begging for mommy>Otto killed mid sentence>Ironrod killed mid sentence (and turned rapist)It feels like "DO YOU HATE THE GREENS YET? DO YOU FIND THE PATHETIC YET?"Yes we get it mr writer.
>>221423670What do you think?
>>221423670Yes
surely this is the last season yeah
>>221423588Because a woman show writer is writing a new story for women audience using characters that some fat man came up with. enjoy!
Helaena is very pretty.
>>221423693They've already said it'll be 4
>>221423697they turned her into a retard
>>221423697Her face is annoying but I also kind of like it?
>>221423588The harrenhal witch matters in the sense she's important to AemondThe black bitch is replacing a black tomboy from the books who tamed a dragon, for some reason
HOUSE OF RAPEA STORM OF HURT FEELINGS & INCESTI liked the bits where old white men died but I think we needed a bit more transformer representation, there was not one part I could flick my bean. 9/10
>>221423706at this rate it's getting cancelled
I made a really funny post earlier that you guys ignored.
>>221423694I mean its super samey its been the same episode over and over again
>>221423671i think larys got hands on otto as soon as aegon stripped him of being the Hand and he made his way back to hightown
Did this bitch really equate this fuckass show to Shakespeare?
Other than (yet another) unnecessary rape scene, this was a very good episode overall
>>221423697>>221423709>>221423711women who just 'look stupid' in the face (which this actress is doing), as long as they are otherwise physically attractive as well, gets me bricked up so fucking hard holy shit
>>221423222Aemond didn't have anyone running to him and plan a surrender
>>221423712yeah I mean the witch is cool I suppose maybe im still mad about her bloating last season doing nothing the black and brown ladies are just there
>>221423732Maybe I didn't see itMaybe it wasn't that funny
are we gonna see helaena on dreamfyre at all? i hate this shit about her being a pacifist pussy
>>221423732which one was it anon? i'm sure it would've given me a chuckle.
A woman cannot decapitate a man
I dont even remember why Aemond went to Harrenhall why does anyone listen to their stupid ass mother
>OHHH I AM A WOMAN AND A QUEEN AND I NEED TO DO RULER DECISIONS AND MY LACK OF THE DECISIONS MADE ME LOSE MY KIDSThe horrors of women in the "middle age".
>>221423759>are we gonna see helaena on dreamfyrelol no
>>221423759No, she was insane and never rode on the book after blood and sneed
If you aren’t mysoginist by now you’re insane
Does Condall do anything other than suck his own dick
her movie bombed... bigly
Holy shit the "Otto disappearance" mystery box was absolutely NOTHING, what a garbage show LMAO.
Recap with the ladshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRebG5sTbfY
>>221423820Otto died on the way back to his home planet.
I found it funny how they even made the guard holding Aegon and Larys prisoners a big poor dumdum so it would make Aegon look bad for killing him with the arrow head, the writing of this garbage is dismal.
As long as they don't change anything about Roddy the Ruin, I don't give a singular fuck about anything else.
We get it, women love tv and its kinda cool to entertain chicks who doesnt like to have they bitch happy, but this shit wack as hell theres just nothing there the punchline is always X impacted Raneyra/Alicent's feelings!!
>>221423839who are the chuddiest recappers right now? im currently watching preston because he's autistic, but i also don't like him because he's a literal us state department spook
>>221423618It's funny, season 2 the velaryons parts were the best, on season 1 they were just straight up filler, so far velaryons are carrying season 3 meanwhile we have to lose time with "boohoo being a woman is pain and ball torture".
>>221423845Holy shit I didn’t catch that, they couldn’t even make it a normal guard
>>221423851kek you think waman are watching this slop?
I drank some California Chardonnay. What a shitty episode.
>>221423855Our hilts hurt, but its tongue and cheek, they are not seriously analyzing more like shitposting
>>221423855our hilts hurt but it's like meta irony chud commentary
Genuinely cannot believe they really had Alicent think she was just going to walk out of the city.
>>221423874damn anon are (you) me?
they are puting random rapes in every episode now lol, foid writers are truly mentally ill. cant wait to find out whos gonna be assaulted by evil men next time!
How did the fish Jace's body out of the ocean?
I don't even remember who the guy who tried to rape Alicent was
So... what was the master plan of the "rapist" (forgot his name) by raping Alicent? And come on... He was the master of laws... you know... you are not supposed to rape the former queen...
>>221423894Those cunts reuploaded the meme I made about george wounded and baelor saying "salad, not bacon. bacon will kill him." and got 3k likes, and what did I get? 2 (you)s.I hate them
>>221423861i mean its been 2 years youre right haha
>>221423848He dies in a 1 v 1 against ormund instead of a 1 v 2. Get nerfed northcuck
>>221423933He had no plan, the writers needed someone to do something out of thin air to make Alicent look like the victim and he just got chosen out of a hat.
Was Helaena trying to Himmlermaxx with the chicken farming?
helaena, alys and mysaria are literally the only hot women on the show
Boring episode, Rhaenyra is so retarded and makes me so mad I was actually seething kek>>221422370I didn't, but then I had a dream Aegon was seducing me which both gave me a crush on him and also gave me a prebuilt shiny Targ OC who I've casually built on in my head
>>221423967One of these is not like the others
not gonna lie, girl boss nyra was cute kek
>>221423839thank you, niggerman. i just finsihed watching the episode and needed some influencer to tell me what i should feel about it because i am just too incapable of thinking for myself.
>>221423981tell me
>>221423967theyre all ugly bro. at least fake daeron is the only girl who looks good now
>>221424021Helaena is beautiful!
>>221423759just play the CK2 mod as the Greens and set her as a commander, her and Dreamfyre absolutely kick ass in the mod.
Having her snottily weep and dither while executing the guy that has been her #1 enemy since she was like 10 years old is crazy, the guy that singlehandedly created the entire usurpation out of nothing ffs. By trying to make them sympathetic they have turned Rhaenyra and Alicent into the most pathetic retard characters in the series.
>>221423967Haelena is so pretty desu.
>>221424021nah you have no tastehelaena has that retard-attraction, she's like breeding cattlealys is like a medieval goth girlmysaria is petite like a crackwhore, my cock would look amazing being gripped by her tight pussy
>>221423989She wasn't a girl boss? She was clearly terrified the entire time.
VERILY THE KING'S MINSTREL HAS SAIDTHE DRAGON WHORE'S SON IS DEADAT THE BATTLE OF THE GULLET HIS BODY ROTS
>>221423732well you ignored mine
Haelena was cute.
did they have coffee back in those days?
>>221424051This guy gets how to be horny and watch a fantasy showIf nothing else I at least leave episodes turned on af
Why coudlnt the King bring a Targaryan woman to make him a male heir? just impregnate and be done with it, only business thats it
Miss me?
>>221424075No but they have corn
just
>>221424102i swear if grrm ends up doing this i'm not finishing tww
>>221424102Unironically yes I love Cersei even when she's retarded, twincest for the win 5ever
So many baffling writing decisions.
>>2214241100_o
the best scene was by far aegon and larys on the road for 20sec,
This all but confirms the Brothel Queens.
>>221424110Me like
>>221424131Aegon is the only good thing about this show now
>Alan is just a fat bald black guyIf I wanted to see that I'd look in a mirror Wtf
>>221424126>Show gets made fun of for contrived misunderstandings driving the plot>Make Rhaenyra kill her best friend's dad right before she suddenly enters the room
>>221423967>slag>big jawed scottish slag>some weird bugyeah its over. there are no cute girls on this show. probably helaena is the best one whitch says alot
Not enough Aegon scenes
>>221424110Daeron the Drag Queen
shes got a bigger underbite than sheepstealer
>>221423967Alicent is the hottest.
Why'd they make him so cute?
>>221424169How is Helaena not cute. Are you gay and trying to fit in?
>Aegon is the only good thing about this now What a waste of an adaptation of one of the most important parts of the ASOIAF lore lmao
>>221424030Damn whore whenever I played as Rhaenyra I either had to avoid her or just put Hugh Ulf Nettles Rhaenys AND Daemon in the same army to take down Dreamfyre
DUNK & EGG BTFOS1 ratings are in and it's a big difference from the Samba TV numbers. HoTD leads bigtime in the 18-39 demo in S3 with ratings continuing to SKYROCKET
>Aemond rushes into Harrenhal with no plan at all>gets stabbed>begs for helpBravo
I'm not going to like this one, am I, bros?
>>221424195This looks like shit
>>221424227
>>221424227Fuck off back to >>>/r/theredpill
>>221424200Unironically would read a fanfic where instead of going catatonic after B&C, Helaena instead goes on a vengeance spree on Dreamfyre. >>221424199The Blacks are going to look even more pathetic when they don't win in this adaptation
>>221424168And how did Alicent even end up in the throne room? She just abandoned her plan to flee and said fuck it I’ll walk in and ask Rhaenyra
Sheepstealer and Caraxes are so cute <3
I miss Dunk & Egg... Holy shit HOTD lost the plot with these misunderstandings being the main force to move the plot forward.
BETRAYED BY HER REALM
>>221424275I think the implication is that they got caught by the Goldcloaks.
Daemon = chad killing several knightsAemond = KWAB
Sooooo is Nyra x Ali still gonna happen or what
>>221424225Incel rage.
So tranny daeron is dying in a tent and real daeron will live as redhead Hightower squire?
>aemond defeated by a fat boy using a kitchen's knifeWhat is the purpose of a suit of armor in this show if a small knife can kill you
>>221424225meanwhile CHADgon thinks on his feet and destroys blackshits with an arrowhead
Aemond should have drank the Arbor Gold.
Show Rhaenyra is a worhless XX chromossome homo sapiens walking DNA biomass. She isn't even capable of being a girlboss when it's the only fucking right time to be a girlboss, having to being shows to feel le bad about killing people who wanted her dead. FUCKING RETARDED USELESS SHOWRUNNERS
>>221424296>gets his kidney punctured by a half retard while in full armorKWAB
>>221424328He’ll be one of the pretender Daerons that pop up post-Dance and go down in history as an imposter
>>221424335He's wearing flexible armor, and is stabbed in a weak point by a weapon specifically designed to stab weak points in suits of armor. It wasn't a kitchen knife as far as I saw, but his sidearm.
>>221424225KEK
>>221424303Yes, Rhaenyra is putting Alicent in a maid outfit and making her lick her feet>>221424335GoT has some stupid battle and fight scenes but I really did like when Jorah relied on his armor in that fight in S1.
>menbad>womengood>niggersgood>blacksgood>tranniesgood, and alive>white menbad>greensbad rapists>grrmnegative nancy
>>221424335you see, anon, he was really just that Strong.
>>221424169this story is packed full of hot targ girls with silver hair, pale skin and big tits. instead we got this.
>>221424271she's an absolutely atrocious writer, though
>>221424227yeah. it's shit.
>>221424328>season 4 post credit scene>daeron meets rhaena, sheepstealer licks his face like a dog >”he likes you! And who might you be ser?”>”The names….garmund….”
>>221424225meanwhile daemon cuts down like 10 soldiers siongle handedly. another humiliation ritual for incels
Aemondbros....
>>221422591Why does she look like that?
You guys don't get it, Aemond had to let himself get stabbed so we know that being an incel chud doesn't pay off, unlike being a based lesbian queen
>>221424225Aemond is really the perfect representation of the modern Incel archetype.
>>221423967>show written by femoids where the only attractive characters are twinks>having attractive femaleslol, lmao.the entire way femoids operate is to perpetually seethe and attempt to bring down the women who dare utilize their womanly charms
>>221424335They relied on the historical fact that much of late medieval warfare between plate armored opponents was trying to stab trough small gaps on the plates. The real stroke inducing outrageous shit was to have us entertain the idea Aemond, who just butchered dozens of trained soldiers, would expose his back for no reason like that.
>>221424459He soloed like 10 soldiers, and its the first time we see him fightAll things considered, even though at the end he was a bit pathetic begging for MILF milk, we come out well
Why did she walk into that place when she could’ve gotten stabbed by some rando. As if that’s never happened to anyone…>but she has me
>>221424225This is just a way for the show to justify why Aemond will not be afraid of dying anymore, because he will believe that Haelena just predicted the stabbing but not the witch saving his ass.
>>221423861My wife watches this slop. And likes it. She doesn’t watch many tv shows and I think she is just relying on nostalgia from old GoT stuff.
Aemond got stabbed because Saras a03 ass thinks it’s romantic. “The seductress witch heals the wounded dark warrior princes wounds…and also his heart”
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