we have come to fry for the dragon queen editionprev >>221426661
first for rape
I will not have a single anon harmed!
bear poppa ...
>>221428615what do her farts smell like
cringe troon thread. i'm out
>>221428610is alicent the designated groyping target?
>>221428610BasedWe all love rape here, as any good white man should.
how is every episode such a chore to watch
Weird episodeDefinitely feels like episode 1/2 are episodes 9/10 of season 2
>>221428553There was more world building in six short episodes of AKotSK than we've gotten in the entirety of HotD.
>start war>cry over war
>>221428634They literally are.
We had it so good lads
>>221428610
>>221428639How could Jace do this to her? Why is everyone ruining her life?
I miss these niggas like you wouldnt believe
Apologize.
the show really did die when young alicent became old alicent
>>221428668She was just as retarded as Rhaenyra.
>>221428668I can't get over how atrocious the costuming for the later seasons of got
These threads are so slowThe show is fucking dead
why are white men so obsessed with rape
I wanted to see what Preston thought about the video but he was talking about whether right/leftwingers support Ronaldo or Messi and whether or not Ronaldo supports Palestine for the first 12 minutes lolThey did a lot this episode but I feel like Ulf/Hugh are setting up to be incompetent traitors rather than deliberate ones.
Aegon II is the rightful king. He would've been such a good king.
>>221428678old alicent was KINO for the 2 episodes where she was book alicentshe died in 1x8 when she decided to "forgive rhaenyra"
>>221428702Ulf and Hugh will become rapists so we know they're the bad guys.
I think I might like to keep chickens.
>>221428702No they're very obviously making Daemon a massive asshole to them so the betrayal is his fault and Rhaenyra remains whitewashed.
Beesbury status?
Wait. How did this old fart teleported into the dungeon? Last we saw him was in a carriage transport with the Hightower reinforcement from the south? Novel or TV only original content?
>>221428713The very idea that a mother would EVER betray her children like she did is just plain offensive.
What's her endgame?
>>221428726He'll bee back
>>221428717It's a good thing to do.
aegon and larys have the only compelling plot line and not because it's interesting, they're just the only two actors who aren't hamlet tryharding for an emmy
>>221428615So does Helaena just not give a shit about the people who had her son beheaded?
>>221428713LMAO
>>221428739Apparently, fucking Harrenhal
>>221428733It's an abortion analogy. Her body, her choice.>>221428739Kill everyone who worships the new gods.
>>221428726Bee Magic
Is this witch actually important to the plot or greater universe?
I think they're ruining Alicent and even the normalfags on twitter are starting to notice it.idk if you guys saw there's a video making the rounds where the new theory is that the show is setting up for a tragic end where Alicent is going to watch Rhaenyra die instead of Aegon III lol
>"What will you have me do?" in High Valyrian
>>221428733She only betrayed her psycho son, autistic girl would be spared and the burnt rapist is smuggled from the castle, and even psycho son would he out of the castle so maybe he would.stay alive
When I commit an act of rape, I make sure to do it in the middle of the day while there is an appropriate amount of guards outside, just in case
>>221428762She drives Aemond and Daemon into killing each other and is probably serving the CotF/weirwoods. She exists to help the timeline result in Dany being born so Bran and the weirwoods can take over westeros in 150 years
>>221428762Probably? But they're going off book with her at this point so it's fanfic regardless.>>221428778Be sure not to lock the door.
>larys following argon and not manipulating him to do what he wantsThis guy is no littlefinger
And Harrenhal?
It's weird how they teased how Otto might have survived somewhere else only for him to end up in King's Landing executed just like in the book. It's like they wanted to do something original with him but at the last moment they got scared to commit to it.I mean I get why they had to have him disappear for a while (he would never allow alicent to do her treason otherwise, but whatever). Weird choices by the showrunners
>>221428651Not only was this guy significantly taller than the actor they went with for Gregor in season 4, he also actually looked like he could've been Sandor's brother. Recast was shit.
>>221428807They just wanted Alicent to do all kinds of bullshit, and so they had to make Otto disappear or else it wouldn't be possible. That's the only reason. It's dumb.
she looks so proud of herself when she gives the commandcutest autistfu
>they didnt show rhaenyra getting cut by the throneDEATH TO SARA HESS THE WHOREDEATH TO BALDY CONDAL
>>221428807I think it would be less weird if it was happening in one season, cutting episodes 9 and 10 did a lot of harm
>>221428826I need her and Rhaenyra to eat each other out so badSiscest FTW
>>221428807once again, I mention that I asked what the fuck happened to him at all last week and nobody answered/acted like I was stupid and that it was obvious and now everyone is surprised and doesn't know what the fuck was happening
Why did Alicent and Helaena try to sneak out of the city instead of riding her dragon?Did the writers kind of forget about Dreamfyre?
>>221428690It's the middle of the night. Posters have to sleep sometime.
>>221428765>new theoryHas been going since S1 when everyone saw they had aged Aegon III down, it's clear that Alicent will watch her burned and will probably have something to do with poisoning Aegon to end his craziness
>>221428846Dreamfyre would drop Alicent and Jaehaera like how Syrax dropped Joffrey
>>221428846Dreamfyre might have lost control and raped them
>>221428762She gets preggo but until we get Fire and Blood 2 Electric Boogaloo it's a nothing burger for now.
>>221428860fake>>221428863valid
it's funny to go back and watch season 1 and see milly and now I just see that supergirl still frame whenever I look at her
>>221428600>It's simple: We eat Aegon.
>Goldcloaks obey Daemon and help his coup succeed>Goldcloaks disobey Eddard and cause his coup to failP O T T E R YOTTERY
Would have been kino if Rhaenyra got cut by the throne at the end of the episodeI'm guessing that will happen later on
>>221428830To be fair as much as I hate them she doesn't get cut instantly in the book either
>>221428600I'm not watching this show, is she really this fat now?
so they didn't know what leprosy was or did viserys have some other mystical illness
>>221428901Yeah showing that this early on is obviousThey already hinted at the unworthy thing by making her miss Otto's neck
>>221428747they have no idea about what to do with hersometimes she just sweet and autisticsometimes she's diet BranI'm guessing we'll get at least one scene where she'll say spooky cryptic shit to Rhaenyra
kwab
>>221428891the goldberg cloaks got what they deserved
>>221428916wasn't that sword valyrian steel? shouldn't she have just lopped him in two at the shoulders regardless?
>>221428860Syrax dropped Joffrey because he wasn't her rider. If Helaena is there with Alicent and Jaehaera Dreamfyre will let them on.
>>221428860Not if Helaena was there
>>221428830that's actually only in the eustace version and he was extremely biased
>>221428891GRRM only writes the sames story over and over.
>>221428913no ideaViserys died from being morbidly obese in the book
>>221428930lmaokwab indeed
I don't understand this show's obsession with the prophecy.The Targaryens didn't stop the White Walkers in the end Arya Stark did.
>I'm a literal who and you should give me Harrenhall>Uh, no? Why the fuck would we give it to you ever?>HOW DARE YOU NOT GIVE ME WHAT I WANT, DON'T COME BACK HEREEvery woman in this show is written to be fucking insufferable and retarded. The world's biggest misogynist couldn't write anti-women propaganda as good as this.
>>221428873>Milly
>>221428930How did they fish his body out of the ocean?
>>221428946No you don't get it, it's an HOMAGE, not a recycling of the same stories
why did the show do a billion time skips over interesting shit so we'd end up left with nothing but people going from place to place conspiring against each other and black people reminiscing like it's the end of a fast & furious movie
aaaggghh...
>>221428891>the armed force policing the capital can make or break a coup so it matters whether you get their loyalty or noti mean, no shit
>>221428930lil nigga lying down lmao
>>221428600they have aegon go out of the raven cart while arrows are flying and people are killing each other as if he is immune causally to death and he suddenly moves around just fine and manages to stab a soldier to death with an arrowhead. so much for those terrible injuries......what a load of manura, how can the script and directors be so inept and moronic?
>>221428972
>>221428982>jace, get up
>>221428956it feels like a studio note>keep reminding everyone this is tied to GoT!I wish they'd drop it tooit's far less interesting than the shit they could do for motivations
>>221428989i can buy that his injuries were never that bad, aemond was having the maester drug him with milk of the poppy which is why larys cuts that off
>>221428930kwab
>>221428976JON, GET IN HERE, WE'RE TELLING KINSLAYING STORIES
how the fuck does armor even work? Why did Aemon get stabbed in the back so easy? Like I can excuse valyrian steel slicing through armor easily but why some rando with a dagger?
please tell me the bug-eyed nigger dies soonI can't stand looking at her fucking stupid face anymore
>>221429008between the plates is legit
>>221429008i assumed there was a small gap
>>221429010which one?
>>221428610based and rapepilled
They are really GRRMing it with the fake out deaths (Corlys, Tyland, and now Aemond)
>>221428956I don't think GRRM intended for Arya to stop them. But yeah, it's fucking stupid. Every reference to GoT is just a reminder of how bad GoT ended. They should have tried to avoid that as much as possible and just be a separate thing and hope people forget.>>221428965Didn't he grab a piece of driftwood before he got shot? If he was draped over that, he'd float and they could pick him up.>>221428991Sara Hess wrote episode 3 too by the way.
>>221429010Yikes.
>*record scratch*>*freeze frame*>"You're probably wondering how I got here, huh?"
>>221429010in the book she lasts till the end and has lots of yasss queen moments
>>221428989They don't know what they're doing with those two. They've decided to just make it a silly comedy for some reason so they still get scenes where nothing actually happens and people won't forget they exist before they actually matter again.
>>221429026>Corlys>Tylandsure>AemondWhos actually retarded enough to believe he'd die from a random's stab wound
>>221429012>>221429016chain mail
is the japanese bitch speaking with her natural accent or is she trying to do some weird fantasy shit? I'm not an expert but some times she sounds jamaican or something
>>221429043Quentyn is alive btw
>pirate lady gets on the ballista>literally one shots a dragon first try>goes back to being a strong pirate ladywhy even bring dragons when they get btfoed that hard
>>221429007>>221428976Maario Naharis...
I liked Aemond's anime moment going through the Strong soldiers.
>>221429054weird fantasy shit, she sounds really diff irl
>>221429008Knife went up under the plate. It was pretty clear watching it. How do you think actual full plate knights would kill each other in battle in real life? Usually some kind of grapple and then slip a dagger in.
>>221429028What's really weird is seeing the Dany vision should be a red flag if anything. Why is it a big deal that a Targ will have baby dragons? That's just normal. If they know the prophecy is that a Targ somewhere far from home will miraculously hatch dragons when they were extinct before isn't that a bad thing that their House ended up like that instead of many normal Targs having baby dragons at home like they currently do?
I hate the way they keep treating Alicent. She was the best character in s1. I loved her transformation into a player. This young girl is forced to uphold this horrible patriarchal system that in a sense ruined her life. It's a realistic thing anyone can see themselves in. A perfect tragedy. Now it's just misery porn. I admit, I am but a weak man. Brothel Queens would've been the type of gooner kino that would've rivaled Dany in S1. It's awful but I am turned on by the thought and a piece of me wanted to see Brothel Queens. It also would've given us the funniest fucking memes of the century. But this shit? It's just misery porn not worth gooning to. It's not good for plot or themes or character. It's just to make Alicent suffer because Hess is projecting unto Alicent. I hate it.
>>221429004>can buy that his injuries were never that badragonfire burns + falls out of sky + was in a coma for daysthey were utterly totally and completely destruction his genitals were destroyed, parts of his flesh are missinghe would be in a bed for years to say the least and for whatever life he later had would be....sad
>>221429010she hatches a beautiful pink dragon at the end of the war and bonds to it giving hope for the future of dragons before she dies of (((mysterious causes))), but none of that can happen since she's in the Nettles plot and Sheepstealer never dies onscreen.>>221427963I think Fake Daeron is taking the other half of Nettles' plot building up a relationship with Daemon since having a healthy relationship with Rhaena is in no way obstructive between Daemon and Rhaenyra.
kingly and inspiring
>Luke dies like a bitch>Jace dies like a bitchthe seed is weak
>Invite everyone into the castle>tries to run away and hidewhy? You already betrayed everyone, just stay and help
>>221429008>the fuck does armor even work?in these stupid shows it usually does not workhow many times have seen it deflect an arrow or bolt or sword blow etc
>>221429092so... not Strong?
>>221429051rondel dagger
>>221429067the back would have been covered by armor, the gaps in plate are like armpits and groin.
>>221429008all the durability had to be transfered to Dunk
>>221428891>Goldcloaks obey Daemon, because they're afraid he's a wild card commander who'll cut apart anyone who doesn't fall in line.>Goldcloaks disobey Eddard Stark, as he doesn't understand loyalty is bought, among the goldcloaks
>>221429078>Brothel Queensnot going to happen, reddit will riot
>>221429109Look at this armor bro. There are overlapping plates with gaps between.If you wanna call the design retarded that's a different discussion.
>>221428600Will Daeron ever get his chance to be daring?
alicent gets nearly raped every episode, its so tiring. just do it and be done with it
>>221429086
>>221429086yea I don't get what they're doing with her character. Book version was a massive cunt but not a little bitch.
>>221429118kek this how can Brothel Queens when the main discourse on twitter right now is "was Jasper Wylde's attempted rape scene necessary?"it really wasn't though and was really fucking retarded
>>221428600I just can't bring myself to give a flying fuck about house of the slop when pic related delivered more pure, undiluted kino in a single scene than this entire fucking franchise was ever able to deliver in the last 13 years of it's existence.
>>221429114goldcloaks actually really liked daemon ever since he was leading them
>>221429109Just watch the scene. You can see exactly how he did it. It was clearly a thing that was possible.
>>221429136looks a little zesty 2bh
What purpose did shoehorning an attempted rape scene of Sir Wylde serve, if not ONLY to remove any accountability regarding Nyra and Daemon killing him later in that same episode?(and reinforce the “green patriarchy bs”)This is really just the entire playbook. Make any Green male a sexual deviant/assaulter, so that any action committed by rhaenyra or daemon is treated as justice.So convenient for nyra that every single rival claimant and their counselor are either depraved or will die in some miscellaneous way, or they betray Aegon so that nyra can remain a perfect queen, its such bs and so uninspired
Are we forgetting dunk was about 40% goyslop, or just pretending it wasn't?
>>221429133wasn't in the book at all. If they wanted to have a rape scene just fucking do brothel queens.
I think it's really, really funny that Alicent's actress is getting fat when Rhaenyra is the one that gets fat in the book
Didn't Jason Lannister beat the Riverlords in the book?
>>221429125His rape of Lady Merryweather will be truly daring
you'd think they'd link up with the gold cloaks for manpower BEFORE getting ambushed at the throne 10v1why would you walk through the castle with one fucking dude, a random archer could've ended the whole thing
>>221429151i thought being a chainsmoker kept you thin
>>221429114Gold cloaks respected Daemon. He's the reason they are even gold cloaks in the first place, they were a joke before being shitty mall cops. He gave them badass drip in gold cloaks and cleaned up the city making them respected as the city guard.
>>221429146I only have a problem with a fart and shit humor
>>221429161They did it for the audience. Daemon needed dumb goyim to think they were surrounded so they can post about how intense it was on westerosi reddit.
>>221429161but that would be book accurate and we can't have that
>>221428891>gold cloaks>dull yellow colorCould they not get some shinier material?
>>221429146The goyslop were shit&fart jokes and the extended flashback, which only amounts to like 25% of the show if we're being real. But I'll give you 30% for them forgetting to include the kino "A knight who did not forget his vows" line.
>>221429143it's these andals, T. living in the closet makes them devious
>>221429125he will daringly fight a tent and lose
>>221429136Yeah, it's really impossible to care about HotD after AKotSK. They fucked up releasing them in this order. They should've put out season 3 of HotD first, make everyone disappointed, then do AKotSK to make everyone have hope again that this universe can produce good content after all. And then we'd get season 2 before HotD season 4 comes out anyway, again it'll suck, but people will have season 3 of AKotSK to look forward to after that.
feminist writers will save -ACK
>>221429161That's what happened in the book. The moment they hear Daemon is coming they turned and took the castle then opened the gates for him. None of this Alicent betrayal and fighting 1 v 7 shit happened. >>221429151actress doesn't give a fuck anymore
>>221429204its a cycle of it's so over, we're so back
>>221429205Jasper kind of forgot about doors having locks
>the boys who clung to me, who... hid their little faces in my skirt, dead, so I may sit upon a throne of swords?feelsbadman
>>221429136Are we really going to pretend that Tyrion's trial wasn't the most kino scene in the entire franchise? I understand recency bias but holy fuck.
>>221428650Daemon is going to look so good in the Redgrass flashbacks.
>>221429145You've cracked the code. They even did the "tell my wife- ack!" to remind you just how terrible he is trying to rape when he's got a wife so it's also adultery, worse than Rhaenyra's adultery.
>>221429205I did like the peek at her thigh we got.
Where the fuck is Joffrey right now anyway?
Daemon killing like 10 dudes in a row because they all rushed at him screaming one by one is so fucking corny. How are we still doing fight scenes like this in current year?Also Rhaenyra just walking behind him like that is so ridiculously dangerous it's impossible to take it seriously
I'm sick of diversity. I don't need to see some random nig or asian in a group shot. It looks retarded.
>>221429253people actually thought it would get better after daemon trying to 1v50 a ridge full of archers lol
>>221428600Replacing the actors killed the show.>no, you don't understand, they're 10 years older now, so we had to replace the 25 year old actors with 30 year old actors.
>>221429188The HotD costumes are mostly pretty bad.
>>221429161Have you heard of plot armor
>Aemon starts by hating Strong bastards>Aemond ends by loving a Strong bastardit really is like pottery
So greens lost, what's the rest of the season is going to be about?
Nothing is ever on Rhaenyra.This episode alone, she did not suggest killing the Queensguard that locked her up, and later allowed him to choose his own death as she left Dragonstone. She had no words for Baela, though we will probably get back to that. She did not want to kill Otto, personally, but Daemon coached her into it.
>>221429148It was to make Alicent's betrayal more sympathetic because she's betraying rapists. Imagine if instead of attempting to rape her sir Wylde grabs her by the shoulders and shakes her saying 'WHY ARE YOU BETRAYING US YOU EVIL CUNT" and looks at her in disgust. Also it makes his beheading more digestible to normals
>>221429217I'm worried AKotSK will go to shit too in season 2.
Imagine being Tyland Lannister, peacefully floating around the sea, not knowing all this bullshit is taking place
>>221429145it's certainly annoyingEvery Green is an evil rapist
>>221429303>4 dragonriders all still aliverealistically nothing actually happened, king's landing is just a place and rhaenyra is now stuck there
He comes....
So why did the show make Ironrod someone to hate on? Filler?
>>221429319Didn't he die?
>>221429303Book ending spoilers: It's how the greens pyrrhically win the war. The show will end with Rhaenyra's son marrying Aegon's daughter. There's another season worth of content during Aegon's regency that probably won't get adapted in the show, so it's going to be a really weird ending for a tv show, if not the most depressing ending for a tv show ever made
>>221429303kings landing as an extended bottle episode
>>221429146The brainrot is real.
>>221429315She didn't even want to continue the war and didn't care about avenging Jace (unlike book Rhaenyra again). Daemon is the only reason they got anything done this episode.
>>221429349they don't win though, that was more like a pyrhhic black victory the daughter gets murdered by a green and replaced with a velaryon too
>>221429303apparently, the Targaryans, from their civil war, will fall apart, and Cregan Stark is forced to take control of the Kingdom as it's missing a ruler.
Why did Orwyle care anyways? Bratty Alicent was asking for it.
>>221429303you actually want spoilers?>rhaenyra goes crazy, small folk turn on her and riot killing dragons (obviously they're going to change this so it's not her fault)>dragonseed betray them which leads to a big battle which the nig bastard dies in an epic loyal way>Aemon vs Daemo. This one I'm actually looking forward to and hope they don't fuck it up>Alicent's little kid rises up but fails
>ratcatchers get killed >rats everywhere>get put in dungeon>even more ratsOtto is in his own personal hell.
>>221429328I guess they are technically alive, but I can't imagine burnt guy amassing support, one eyed guy is at the mercy of the witch, and I cant imagine the show introducing that young boy as a serious player. Im typing all that knowing some bullshit is going to happen because this wasnt the last episode of the show
>>221429273thisI never stop missing her>>221429315It was weird that she started spazzing when she had to kill Otto, he's the person she should want to kill most and she has no problem killing people in general
>>221429349It's Rhaenyra's son who ends up actually ruling, and the dynasty is continued through her, so technically at the end of the succession crises that started it all even though SHE didn't sit it for very long, the blacks win.
>>221429253Would've been really funny if while Daemon was fighting guys 1v1 in a row just one guy with a crossbow from the upstairs level in that room just shot Rhaenyra dead while he was distracted and he just turned around after winning all his 1v1s and was like, oh shit, well I guess I'm king now. Then he leaves the room while the crossbowman upstairs is still trying to reload. Then by the time he gets to the throne room the gold cloaks have all caught up to him so it's him and all the gold cloaks vs. the ten Hightower guys.
>>221429344He should live both according to leaks and canonBut who knows
Next episode will be one hour of Rhaenyra going through the bureaucracy to change it to Queen's Landing, because its her turn.
Which GoT characters, upon nailing their Queen dead-to-rights on treason, would immediately attempt rape?
>>221429273brutal truthmog
>>221429276In the book they don't need plot armor, they actually have an army with them.
>>221429411whtp?
>>221429423Littlefinger but he would choose a better moment and lock the door
>>221429273Don't be fucking retarded, young alicent and rahenyra would look out of place near their sons. Hell, Haelena looks older than them.The show failed because the writing failed
>Why did you do this to me, Jace? Why did you commit suicide? I can't believe what you did.
>>221429402>>221429371It's a pyrrhic Green victory because Rhaenyra is forever labeled a usurper and false queen and Aegon II is listed in all of the histories as the true heir, though the Targaryen line only survives through Rhaeynra's children. No, it doesn't make sense because Aegon III and Viserys II really should label their mother as the true heir all along, but they do it anyway.
>>221429423
>>221429418the virgin rhaenyra
>>221429423all white men from ned stark to davos seaworth including doran bran tommen edmure robin daario theon
>>221429423no one cares iirc in the books he was just mentioned like 3 times and didnt do shit except got his head on a spike
>>221429432He's a professional, after all.>>221429423Idk, maybe Ramsay
>>221429402>>221429349Actually it's Lary's Strong's complete victory in starting the downfall of the Targs
>>221429318They're 100% going to fuck it up by making the Spider plot "more interesting" because really nothing happens in the book other than a failed Seven Samurai plot, a forest fire, and some arguing.
Is daemon and Aemond the only reason to watch this show now
>>221429402>>221429444The only winners are the maesterbergs and hightowerwitzs
>>221429465They're going to both die next episode though
>>221429457It's a decisive Citadel victory.
>>221429444I mean they do treat her as the real queen at the end of the Dance, we don't know at what point in history someone started writing Rhaenyra as a usurper. The actual reason is George wrote the outcome before he wrote the actual Dance and what he's written is no longer consistent with Rhaenyra not being official so you're left with assuming historical revisionism at some unspecified point. Which would be in Blood & Fire if that ever got written but lol lmao.
Why are there so many blacks in this show?
>>221429465I like larys
>>221429457>>221429402>>221429349>>221429444It was a draw
>>221428273>why didn't the kingsguard and high nobility just commit regicide and ignore chain of commandidk man? why don't the cops just walk around neckshotting every criminal they see instantly without a trial?
>>221429465There's Aegon too
>>221429423Barristan Selmy, because the writers apparently really wanted to ruin that character for some unknown reason.
So are they just skipping over the whole depressive Aegon and his long lost brother thing?
>>221428617ambergris
>>221429481So the showrunners can pat themselves on the back
>>221429480Rhaenyra can't be queen because Daenerys has to be the first queen of westeros. That's literally it. It's a plothole necessitated by the story being exacerbated in the extra-canonical books
>>221429481Someone has to stop all those pesky white nobles who attempt to rape queens left and right
>>221429499Yeah he'll just be a toddler for Alicent to treat as a Rhaenyra memento. I'm sad because the Aegon/Vis reunion was kino.
>>221428690nah it's too fast. it will be way better once all the normie tourists who don't even recognize our memes and repost twitter shit / AIslop fuck off
>>221429481to make the based among us hate rhaenyra even more than we already do
>>221429483>rhaey dies>all the greens supps die>aegon dies>blacks led by Stark execute and imprison warcrimers and greens>black crown princess is crowned It’s obvious black victory
>>221429444>Rhaenyra is forever labeled a usurperViserys chose Rheanyra as successor. She was the closest to Viserys as a king, being the best choice to take control of the kingdom
>>221429510Yep. This is why George can't write anything, he goes back and changes things when they no longer work but he can't rewrite the actual books so...
>>221429481I remember season 1 of GoT where theres no or barely any blacks and the season was perfect.
I noticed no retinue ever had archers or crossbowsthat entire Aemon sequence is the most retarded shit I've ever watchedI stopped watching tv in 2005, movies around 2009-10, but gave ASOIAF a chance. I read people praising this episode. Like what the fuck, what has been putting out by hollywood in the past 20 years that makes anyone like the sewage Condall has sharted?
My Queen
>>221429536That was pretty unrealistic.
>Alys never loved him, she just wanted HarrenhalAemondbros... we will always be chud incels, won't we....
>>221429432Little finger would get some bigger better man (like the mountain) to do the raping while he sits in the corner.
>>221429536there were barely any blacks in all of GoT and when there were they were from foreign landseven Dany's series-long B plot barely had any black people
>>221429444>Aegon II is listed in all of the histories as the true heirLiterally only maesters care about this.
>>221429480>we don't know at what point in history someone started writing Rhaenyra as a usurper.IIRC Corlys and Stark guy recognized their mistakes during the "hours of the wolF" or shortly after
>>221429481the main target audiences are reddit women (and nu males), that demographic has decent overlap with suburban blacks
>>221429536Obviously something happens between HotD and GoT.
>>221429549I guess cucking truly is the thinking man's fetish
>>221428600I thought the point of the books is that women can be evil and assertive, and the show does nothing but make her a fucking sobbing wimp bitch that needs constant reassurance to do anything at all. Thanks to feminist rewriting I finally understand women should not be allowed to rule, ever, and that they are inherently emotional little twats.
>>221429554maesters and the 5% of lords who read histories would even know anything about it
>>221429550>barely any blacks in all of GoTSouth of Dorne, on the summer isles, there's a large black population, skilled at archery
>>221429557No? Corlys supported Rhaenyra's son, Stark guy wanted to go further and chase down all the greens out of fear they might still fight for Jaehaera but got talked down and they got them to surrender anyway.
Am i correct in assuming that rhaenyra killing Otto is gona. Be enough for allixent and helaena going insane again and rhenyra turning them into prostitutesI wonder if the writers are afraid to make rhae a horrible queen becuz they know the backlash from Daenerys
>>221429544The people praising HotD now are going to pretend like they never liked it at all by the end of the series. They don't have opinions of their own. They heard critics liking season 1, and until their programming is updated, they will continue to pretend to like this. But whether they pretend to like it or pretend to not like it, they aren't capable of actually liking or disliking anything.
>>221429581anyone somehow expecting bq, something ridiculous only from the mushroom fanfic, is completely insane
>Started season 2>Part where the son dies due to the ratcatcher and guard pretending to be one>look at a few posts from last thread>Everyone bringing up ratcatchersis this just a meme or are ratcatchers still somehow relevant
>>221429567She has the heart and spirit of a king
>>221429567Women should not be allowed to rule, but also women should not be allowed to write.
>>221429595they're apparently going to make a big thing out of rhaenyra feeding rats to nobleslolhow do they even catch the rats though
>>221429574Yeah, I'm aware, but the point is there's like 4 named black people in all of GoT (as in the show, not the aSoIaF book series) and 3 of them are in Dany's shit (Missandei, Duck Sauce, Grey Worm) and the other one is Salladhor Saan Though Xaro was not black in the book as far as I remember, but they also never put that black red priest or whatever he was that Robert would hang out with sometimes in the books into the show
>>221429595Just wait till Season 3. The Ratcatchers take down a dragon.
>>221428600Qrd of the episode, please? Did it match the leaks?
>>221429595they're meme-ing 'cause Daemon quipped about the rats
>>221428991
>>221429595Yes, they'll come up again and again throughout the season.
I got triggered when Aemond let one of the fat strong creep up behind him. He's not the one who actually stabbed him but he could have. How tf do you larp as a warrior for the entire story and let someone take your blind spot just like that?
>>221429606somehow...the ratcatchers returned
>>221429580anon... this post gave me cringeplease read the fucking books... then reread my postyou cannot be that low IQ
>>221429622that's it though, he's literally larping
Quite funny how GRRM managed to write women better than an room full of "professional writers" with a massive budget and "help" from the female cast. Cersei, Catelyn, Sansa, Arya, Dany, Brienne, Genna, Lysa, Royce booba, Mrs. Dustin, Val, Melly, Myrcella, Arianne, Ellaria...all are better characters, different, diverse, annoying, enjoyable, interesting than showverse Rhaenyra, Alicent, Rhaenys, Baela, Rhaena, Jeyne, Helaena, Alys...Even S1-S4 female characters were written better than HOTD's female cast.
>>221429622That was Alys' magic, it didnt really happen
>>221429622Who the fuck stabbed him?
>>221429622Apparently Aemond just forgot that there was a third guy in the room.
>>221429595it was a meme because no one would actually care about the king killing the ratcatchers after one of them killed his heir
>>221429480>>221429532GRRM himself states Rhaenyra is a pretender, as a matter of fact.You don't really have much wiggle room here, blackie.
>>221429642BUT THE SMALLFOLK (who barely care about whether each other live or die)
>>221429631GRRM grew up having 2 sisters.Wait a minute...2 sisters....
>>221429640The one who was in front of him lmao
how much time has fucking passed in this show
If I was a writer for ASOIAF I'd write about some Dragonseed called Bill who finds Blackfyre, names it Will and spends his time abusing the sword's unnatural nature to win fighting bets and then hugs the sword to bed every night.
>>221429643the characters in the actual book treat her as a queenshe is later recorded as a pretender by other peopleproblem is george wrote the latter before the former and now can't fix it because it's part of the plot
>>221429086>literally snot nosedWhat are they DOIIIING
>>221429659It's been like a month since the crowning of Aegon II.
>>221429610>black red priestMoqorro was a big part of Victarion Greyjoy's story. The showrunners completely skipped that story.There were supposed to be more Summer Island archers in the service of Aegon Targaryans assault with the Golden Company.
>>221429662>the characters in the actual book treat her as a queencharacters also treat robb and renly and joffrey as kings, until they don't
>>221429574>summer islesGRRM probably took inspiration from racist 40s-60s childrens stories. For example in pippi longstockings there's a character called the nigger king, who's a pirate from some "southern islands"
>>221429532>Viserys chose Rheanyra as successorThe key tension in this show as a 21st century entertainment product is historically illiterate TV watchers will take that on face value and think no more on it. They'll say and think retarded things like "she was the closest to Viserys as a king, being the best choice to take control of the kingdom". To the 21st century television consumer the succession crisis grrm wrote makes no sense
>>221429086why is this idiot crying when she gave what Otto deserved? Its all his fault that got her kids killed.
>>221429662>the characters in the actual book treat her as a queen>she is later recorded as a pretender by other peopleIsn't this less a problem of who's duh reel kween (I dun wan it), but which noble gasbag ends up winning in the end, and everyone immediately changes their opinion about who was in the right and not? Royal rule only pretends to be about something deeper than who's stronger and ends up on top. If you kill your enemies and take their throne, they were a weak bloodline full of pretenders, self-evidently.
>>221429662>the characters in the actual book treat her as a queenYeah and Austrians totally didn't want to join the 3rd reich at the time.
>>221429673Oh right, I guess I.was confusing him with ThorosBut I feel like there was some black guy who was kind of just casually around the court too, but maybe I'm crazy
>>221429678Go hack off someone's head right now. Come back and post your emotional state. We'll wait.
>>221429676>there's a character called the nigger king, who's a pirateA character? You mean her dad?
This... this might be the worst episode yet
Apparently Otto's actor asked to be killed off early. He didn't give a fuck either anymore.
>>221429698wya anon
>>221429698I've seen enough cartel videos to know it's not too hard mate. Even with a box cutter. They weren't crying about it.
>>221429698If I'd ever burned people to death with my dragon and also ordered the deaths of other people personally I don't think I'd have that much of a problem, especially if the guy I had to behead was almost solely responsible for the succession crisis and war I'm currently in
>>221428826god shes so ugly
>>221428650>arms exposed at the elbow because everyone is wearing fucking football greavesI can’t tell if this is because Hollywood has run out of money or everyone (viewers included) stopped giving a shit.
>>221429597Funny how they retconned the "stomach" part of the speech. It would have been good if they kept that and did fat Rhaenyra.
>>221428650No wonder the episodes are short most of the budget went to their armor.
>>221428639>>221428660Kek. She’s such a complete joke. Literally the author of Oliver Payne.
>>221429698she had 0 problem locking bunch of civilians in with her angry unclaimed dragons
there are no more attractive people on the show
>>221429754Disagreed.
>>221428663Me too, bro.
>>221429754With Otto gone?
son for a son...
>>221429761With ironrod gone.
>>221429754Alicent will be hotter when she's pregnant.
>>221428846Dreamfyre would have flown them straight to the nearest brothel.
why does it feel like everything is being super rushed. like sloppy rushed.major events feel so anticlimactic. did aemond really die?
>>221429754helaena is cute but she needs to slim down a littleor gain some more weight to become a slampig
>>221428717Chickens?
>>221429677who would you consider the best option to follow Viserys as king?Alicent's sons were both hopeless as leaders. Daemond could be a strong leader, but he's too emotional and too reckless
>>221429778This but for Alicent
>>221429777>did a <major character> die in a <mid-episode scene with 0 buildup>is this your first time watching TV?
>>221429777nothing in this show has surpassed the kino of alicent seducing viserys entirely by being nice to him and listening to him talk
>>221429800ntaWe've seen rhaenyra rule and it was a disasterwe didnt see Aegon develop before he was crippled
>>221429795There's going to be an entire series of videos about Helaena's visions predicting The Hound.
>For the rat catchers
>>221429631There was a point when I was watching GoT for the first time like 2 years ago where it was kind of set up where you had all of these powerful women ruling in some capacity and I thought about how if this aired today it would be called wokeslop but then almost all of the main girls ended up fucking up or just went mad. Even Sansa seemed to be getting a bit col and evil though that wasn't exactly her fault. Only Arya and that freefolk girl porky was with remained good throughout the show
>>221428717>>221428745>>221429795I'll be impressed if you anons know why Heleana mentioned chickens...
we were robbed
>>221429777Nobody dies. Characters who died last episode came back to life in this one, and there's more of that coming.
>>221429823yook at all dose chickens
>>221429805bit i read the spoilers. thats not how aemond dies
>>221429823She’s a retarded female inversion of Honorius
>>221429777they're overcompensating for the shitshow of s2 season finale
>>221428726He's alive!
>>221428600this is clownish; there is long white rasta strange looking african american dressed like e pseudo-european lady in front of a european lady and 2 guards.the lower jaw mastery dragon is more believable than this rasta creature.humanity must end, they cannot even produce fun shows anymore.
this shit kinda ass ngl
Why does everything feel so empty? Every scene feels like a set, nothing feels like an actual world
>>221429642Yeah but they needed to immediately villify the greens further after the writers reluctantly had to made the blacks do a bad thing.
>>221429858Not just the finale, the entire season which was basically all “guyzeeee the war is coming soon, I swear, we’ll have to fight them at some point!!”Because they ignored every front not involving the retarded Targaryens (namely the Reach campaign, or the Vulture King).
>>221429880>>221429880>>221429880New
>>221429872>Why does everything feel so empty? Every scene feels like a set, nothing feels like an actual worldin their desire to use a fantasy story as another propaganda asset for their bullshit they have created another piece of trash
>>221429829Ol sloppy chin looks good imo.The problem is they don't really do much in the show but aura farm. And then people treat them so retardedly. Like in this episode alone:>Hmm I am sitting on my WMD and have burned most of my opposition to a crisp, now I will jump off it and try to solo a castle>uh oh I got stabbed>hmm we arrived with 4 WMDs but I have to go inside and solo all the remaining loyalists>uh oh we got cornered in the throneroom, I sure hope plot contrivance will save me
>>221429754
I don't even understand how the pacing is so badGoT when it was decent juggled like 8 main characters at a minimum and at least gave the illusion of them all getting equal focusthis show is somehow spending most of its time on rhaenyra, daemon, and alicent, who do fucking nothing, and then 5 seconds each of everyone else
>>221429697>some black guy who was kind of just casually around the court tooThere is a famous bodyguard in Dorne, Areo Hotah. Constantly sharpening his pole-axe, being born on the Summer Islands, now loyal to the Martel household. Cutting apart a Kings Guard member on orders of Doran Martel
>>221429777>did aemond really die?No? They even set up a motivation for alys to heal him
>>221429984The motivation is the other targ cunt gave her nothing so surely the next targ cunt can be trusted
>>221429777I mean its a great change from the book. In the book Aemond stayed in Harrenhal for weeks like a retard. In the show him recuperating from the wound kind of makes sense.
>>221429697thats Jalabhar Xho, an exiled prince who was hanging in Robert's court trying to convince him to help get his throne on the Summer islands backpretty sure he winds up getting arrested and executed by cersei
>>221430100thank youI knew there was one
>>221429531Rhaenyra and Daemon die too tho
>>221429895yeah, sara hess is a moron. all of her energy and focus was on a random, senseless rape scene.
>>221428956>The Targaryens didn't stop the White Walkers in the end Arya Stark did.Nobody said a Targaryen would stop them. Aegon's 'dream' or whatever is "someone" with their blood will wield that dagger. This means Arya has Targ blood from somewhere.Leaks say Alys and Ameond are going to find out about the prophecy soon.
>>221429423The mountain and ramsay snow probably would
>>221429075The prophecy isn't about the dragons is about the dagger.
>>221429510>Daenerys has to be the first queen of westeros.That was Cersei in the show.
>>221429754Aemond and rany
