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>Rhaenyra didn’t cut herself on the Iron ThroneHEEEEEEEEEEESS
I miss Vaemond
How do I tell a male and female dragon apart?
>tfw someone says something ratcatcherphobic
>>221447409Dragons are canonically trans.
So basically GRRM just wrote the same chars in a different time period?
She didn’t ask for any of this.
Is Hess a secret Chudette?
I can't remember most of chars names. Sea snakes kidsthe guy with the sniffing addictionThe fat guyThe raperAny of Rhaenyra's advisors except MysariaThe vale womanThe pirate womanThe witchThe black maesterSome targ twink in a army camp tent or somethingThe brown hair mop top twink that Daemond talked to
>>221447409male :female ;
>>221447448>The raper
>>221447395You're missing critical information
>>221447395There is still time.
>>221447371poppa bear?
GreenrapersHighrapersRapedcentThe rape rod
How many rapes did you guys do today? 2.5 for me but it is summer
>>221447534RAPEGON THE SECOND, RAPEBORN, KING OF THE ANDALRAPES, RAPENAR, AND THE RAPE MEN, LORD OF THE SEVEN RAPES, PROTECTOR OF THE RAPE
>>221447588I just raped the shit out of some pre-FTLs in Stellaris.
>tfw house of the dragon is just woman moments making awful decisions
Notice how blacks (daemon) only have consensual sex. Why can greens only get pussy with rape?
>>221447371I asked this question last weekWho are the "smart" characters in House of the Dragon? The ones who use their wits to rise above their station and solve problems with their minds, rather than their swords In Game of Thrones you can point to varys, littlefinger, tywin, olenna, tyrion, stannis and others.But who in hotd is smart? If no one, who do condal and hess want us to think is smart?
Daemon looked based when he sat down even though he crossed his legs. I always feel like a fag when I cross my legs, so I will replay this scene and study his technique.
>>221447432>daddy I wanna be the heir!!!>gets herself, daemon, her three bastards, and most of the dragons killed
>>221447637Daemon is the only kinda smart character in the book because he cucked aemond and took kings landingI guess the lads and roderik are kinda smart as well because they outplayed the lannister pretty hard
>>221447637Larys Strong, Mysaria, Alys Rivers.
>>221447637Only Corlys and Otto, really. And Alys.Speaking of, do you think they'll spoil Alys' bastard child and its fate in the show?
Why was Otto in prison? I don't get it
>>221447711He had the keys to the yard.
>>221447588>.5explain
i havent read the books, the show is shit, i try not to spoil myself because likely the end point of the show is probably the same as the booksthe women are all so fucking dogshit, at this point i'm rooting for aegon because he's a chud rapist
>>221447705It was a stillborn
I was cheering, pumping my fist in the air, crying when that guy wrestled Alicent to the ground and pulled up her dress. I really thought we were in for one of those classic GoT rape scenes you still occasionally reminisce about with the lads years later. Of course, they had to just ruin it for us.
>>221447448Laenor, Laena, Alys, AdamOrmund HightowerSimon StrongIronrodBartimos celtigar, maester ?Lady ArrynShirrako LoharAlys RiversGrand Maester OrwyleDaeron? Or do you mean GwayneOscar TullyDidn't look up any of these and watched each ep only once. Have you tried watching without being an ADHD addled retard?
>>221447668>>221447705I like Alys but when youre playing by a different set of rules than everybody else because youre magic its hard to call you smart
>>221447760That little glimpse of Alicent's thigh surprised me due to the sexlessness of this show.
>>221447792I literally shouted YES
What was Rhaenyra's original plan? Did she really just want to walk into the castle and sit on the throne and think everyone would just accept her? Did she think Daemon could just kill every soldier in King's Landing by himself?
i’m not watching until more mommy son alicent incest is confirmed
How many rapesodes left in this season?
>>221447430He didn't write this at all. He had some broad strokes about the history and some key events of it, but the characterisation and plot first came from Elio Garcia and then rewritten by HBO
Should I eat something today?
>>221447972Drink some booze.
>>221447840They were both retarded. Even Aemond got stabbed by some dude after he was moving like those LOTR elves for a bit there.
I'm afraid this season is hot dogshit, my negroes
>>221447744It clearly wasn't unless it died after Fire and Blood in an attempt for her to use blood magic.
>>221447722That's Jaime fookin' Lannister
>>221447840In the books, they you know, take it properly with a garrison of leal lords.
>>221448048She kidnapped a random baby
>>221448078
Does rhaenyra ever capture Aegon
>>221448108No
>>221448108
>>221448108No, in the books she oppresses the minor lords and smallfolk so badly that they rise up in revolt, kill all the dragons and she has to flee to Dragonstone, where Aegon is waiting for her having taken the castle in a surprise attack and feeds her to his dragon while her little son watches.
>>221448108no he just kills her :)
>>221448148That's not what happened
>>221447421
Alicent is hot but she's also got that very fucking British physiognomy so there are some angles where she just looks like a slab of drywall. It's been fucking me up this whole show.
>>221448148>No, in the books she oppresses the minor lords and smallfolk so badly that they rise up in revoltWhich is nonsense but as Gurm needed to get rid of all the dragons and knows fuck all about economics, the peasants of Kingslanding suicidally chimpout and somehow kill all the FIRE BREATHING DRAGONS because of increased taxes (that only fall on Kingslanding, as if that would help Rhaenyra) because the Greens smuggled out bazillions of gold bricks from Fort Knox... I mean, the Red Keep.
>>221448508>ShirrakoThe dragons are total glass cannons. few arrows or chains and they go down incredibly easily. If you can avoid their head, you are safe.
What is her endgame?
>>221448508storning of the dragon pit is the greatest thing George ever wrote and I love how much it makes people seethe
greens are on the ropes, i just don't see how they come back from thisalso why is this thread so fucking slow? the ep only came out yesterday
>>221448711If you like it because of memes and shitposting that's fine but it's horrible writing.>>221448726Because the show fucking sucks and the green will come back because MEN betray WOMEN
>>221448764>MEN betray WOMEN:O
>>221448726It’s becuase daemon is gonna ruin everything. You can already see them planting the seeds.
>>221448784Why the fuck are you blaming him? He had nothing to do with the riots.
>>221448726>also why is this thread so fucking slow? the ep only came out yesterdayIt's an inferior product compared to Dunk&Egg.
newfag here, how is this episode not the end of the show? with rhaenyra taking the throne and the city and having the much bigger army and 90% of the dragons or whatever what the fuck else is there to show
>>221449064Bad writing basically
>>221449064>what the fuck else is there to showHow Aegon wins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjxtPdo-2WwI know I'm late but I love preston shitting on this show so muchIts so funny
>>221448508>and somehow kill all the FIRE BREATHING DRAGONSWarrior himself helped them
>>221449064Aegon is still alive. It ain't over.
>>221449203It's over for him...
So the dragons came back to life after 100 years with Dany and then just died again after a few years lol
Will aemond redeem himself or is it going to be a constant humiliation until he gets ack'd from this point on
>>221449249the witch lady is gonna breastfeed him and nurse him back to health
>>221449249His arc is done until his death.
>>221448697To help sheepstealer kill all their allies
>>221448016Booze ain't food.
>>221449249He rode to Harrenhal alone, tried to singlehandedly massacre every member of house Strong, got stabbed in the back, collapsed to the floor, tried to crawl his way back up so that he could murder a defenseless woman before begging that same woman to save his life. What the fuck is his problem?
>>221449249How can he redeem himself? When they made him killing luke accidental I thought they were going to give him a more complex personality but then they make him burn his own brother, sharp point, and the strongs even when not in tardrage mode.They can make him compelling still, I guess, but redeem him? It's hard.
>>221449314Chuds do be like that
>>221449228Drogon is still alive after the ending.
>>221449314mommy issues desu
>>221448208Sorry, I forgot, beautiful queen Rhaenyra owned the chuds and lived happily ever after t. Hess & Condal
Seven hells, I really could go for a quick rape right now. Green supporter, btw.
They're going to make Daemon have gay sex to further own the chuds aren't they?
>>221449343>dragon is named drogonBRAVO GRRM
>>221449343wait really? i don't even remember that, does he just fly off into the sunset?
>>221449367Ohhhh the greens must be the bad guys then....
>>221449368Daemon? NoAegon? Maybe
>>221449227It's only a prologue.
>>221449443No it's pretty much done until his death unless they pull cringy oc shit
