what?
he's a narcisistic sociopath thats why they like him
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>>221464598He's a wealthy alpha male bad-boy and he also has a sense of humour.
>James Gandolfini's final meal, just before his fatal heart attack, reportedly consisted of four rum shots, two piña coladas, two beers, two orders of fried prawns, and a large serving of foie gras.
Gandolfini had great fat distribution genetics ngl
>>221464598he's 6'5 and will kill you for wearing a hat in a restaurant, it's every woman's secret fantasy
>>221464598Tall, rich, violent and has power. No shit he's a 10 to them
>>221464771Even with a gun to my head, I don't think I could finish that amount of food without vomiting.
>>221464973I'm a scrawny bitch and only foie gras sounds rough to me, depends on what large serving means.
>>221465000>and only foie gras sounds rough to meit's the easiest to eat, you eat it on toast
If he's such an alpha why was his wife so fast to feel for that zip Furio?
>>221465028I don't like the taste. I prefer chicken liver.
>>221465082must have had shit foie gras then
>>221465000The issue was thst he wasn't exercising enough. People like Gandolfini are basically like bears. They're supposed to eat an extreme calorie dense diet because, like a bear, every single day requires a tremendous amount of energy expenditure Gandolfini didn't really get unreasonably fat until the middling point of season 5 onwards. This shot was the last time he was just a dude who was built and husky to a dude who was just fat with muscles.
>>221464771damn he was right on the brink If I was at that dinner it wouldn't have went down like it did. I could've ate and drank all that and more no problem
>>221464598My 24 year old gf, I’m 58 and telling you in order to brag, would fuck this guy in a moment’s notice. She tells me she would love to play the part of his daughter’s schoolmate coming over for homework study time but getting filled instead. I guess that’s why she likes me because I have the same build and lack of hair.
>>221465092Heard that been there. Just don't like them. But the prawns and all the drinks don't sound like that much. I'd switch pinacoladas for more beer, but I could definitely down that through the night. There was that other story of some brit actor who died boxing drinking and that was much more hardcore.
>>221465150Oliver Reed
>>221465113>People like Gandolfini are basically like bears
>>221465113It was also the cocaine, and being fat, but cocaine and alcohol with the instantaneous effects of gorging yourself can be enough to stress your heart on the spot (even if you miraculously have no long term damage)It's even true with less directly cardiotoxic stimulants; I went temporarily blind for like 30 seconds after going nuts on a buffet (as an intentional "cheat" despite not being that much of a fat fuck)
>>221465542>I went temporarily blind for like 30 seconds after going nuts on a buffet
>>221465579Shockingly I am not American>ChinanewsThough it was a Chinese buffet
>>221464598>mfw I'm from a decaying med culture with shitty women in my family and I watch Sopranos for the first timethis shit is literally like a documentary of my life as AJ, like LITERALLY
>>221464873>he's 6'56'0
No different than liking fat chicks. Lots of dudes like fat chicks. Lots of dudes fuck fat chicks. Does that make them gay?
>>221466104that makes the cut off
>>221465113He was out of breath in most of the scenes he was in.
>>221464771Probably a couple of 8 balls also
>>221466088just talk to your dad more and spend less time inside
>>221466131It's statistically tall but it's a long way off 6'5.
>>221464598Actually a really good build for how fat he was. He would have been jacked with just a little effort
>>221464771Not bad for a last meal.
>>221465542>>I went temporarily blind for like 30 seconds after going nuts on a buffetGenuinely what was that experience like? Can you describe it?
>>2214661975'9 guys say they're 6'1 so the scale is fucked
Why do people struggle to accept Tony as being attractive to women but say nothing about this ugly manlet rat faced fuck fucking the hottest women in the show?
>>221466374>UglyHe looks like he was chiseled out of marble you jealous monkey
>>221466311well his vision went dark and he couldnt see anything
>>221466374adriana was not that hot, dare I say they were looksmatchedyeah I know I’m catchin not pitchin
>>221464771Ive never had foi gras so i cant comment on how heavy that really is but the rest isnt so bad.
>>221466374She was raised in an environment where she was taught dudes like him were the coolest.
>>221466374he could have been a success in male modelling you jealous loser
>>221466374Adriana looked like the queen of the trailer park. She was not hot.
>>221464771>four rum shots, two piña coladas, two beerslove being at the point in my life where i know i could 100% do this. the food in addition would fuck me up though
>>221464802there's a reason there were no pool scenes in season 6
>>221466686nice bait retard
>>221466088the best is over
>>221466686It wasn’t just adriana
>>221464598>very fat>no man boobswtf
>>221466374as far as male modelling, he'd probably be a success
>>221466852he wasn't "very fat" in season 1
>>221466827except for the scene where aj tries to drown himself
>>221466884he didnt take his clothes off
>>221466877I mean in that picture. He's quite fat and has no man boobs.
>>221464598Caucasoid females yearn to be civilized by a strong roman centurion.
>>221464771I actually made that for myself with some mods. Of course called The Gandolfini, it was>one malibu, lime, and coke in place of the rum shots>one piña colada>one beer>huge order of coconut fried shrimp>foie grasIt was a really nice snack.
>>221465113>Gandolfini didn't really get unreasonably fat until the middling point of season 5 onwards.he was fat well before that, although it's weird seeing how much more thin he is in the pilot and season 1. he's fat but he's not a complete unit
>>221466799>>221466861but why male models?
>>221466833I’m dead serious, even hunter scangarelo mogs her
>>221464771>foie gras.How does foie gras taste? Just eating any liver makes me sick of it real quick. Is foie gras supposed to make liver taste more palatable?
>>221466852Man boobs are mainly genetic.
>>221467282foie gars is nothing like liver
>>221467552it is liver
>>221466088You just betray your own ignorance
>>221467552it is liver, nigger. If what you're trying to say is that it doesn't taste like it the describe it.
>>221467631>rich buttery custard>literally no earthy metallic taste whatever you're dumb ASF
>>221467282I looked it up weeks ago and its the fattened liver of a goose that had been force fed.
>>221464598I had a goth asian roommate who told me she thought he was hot.
>>221464771just a fucking kid....
>>221467282It doesn't taste anything like liver, there's no aftertaste, and it's more about the texture than the flavor. It's similar to a perfectly ripe avocado.
>>221466822I mean thats really not that much if your there for over an hour. Pretty typical for a holiday
>>221465070Becuae shes not in high school anymore and older women generally want to be treated better
>>221465070Furio was everything Tony was and also wasn't. He had all of Tony's stats and specs while being better at literally everything and a better man in general.
>>221466088Alot of these people very much remind me of my mother's extended family. Alot of them feel like aunts and uncles Ive never met
>>221466104His behavior and wealth makes him come off like he’s 6’5 though.
>>221466088iktfbroI'm not med but meadow is a spitting image of my sister life trajectory wise. Literally everything about it down to her forced outrage over gay socjus shit. I had to put the show down part way through s3 because everything related to her was hitting way too close to home
>>221465210pretty crazy reputation, along with Burton and Harris
>>221466686I actually agree. I was never all that attracted to Ade. She was basically Peggy Bundy.
>>221468444>I mean
>>221468604Haha I wanna fuck your sister
Tony Soprano is soooo (etc) sexy.(He is sexy though)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GCQnTPF4_o
>>221467937He’s a big hit among Asian ladies
>>221469028>Video Unavailabletoo sexy
>>221466686This, unironically Carmela was hotter
>>221467631>>221467717i was going to explain it but i'm tired so just go fuck yourselves
>>221467631It's actually hepatitis
>>221468604>spitting image of my sister life trajectory wisesort of like my older sister. Amazing how apt many young white women are to join the leftist religion. Gives them a set of clear morals and builds up their identity. Easy for them.
>>221466311White splotches and dizzy then suddenly black in the "middle" of the field of vision (I could "see" my hand moving but couldn't). It could have been some sort of hyperglycaemic thing going on rather just "stress" from processing all the food
>>221466686>>221469167>>221468886D girl was the hottest woman in the show and it wasn’t even close.
>>221470919If you grew up in NYC you banged so many of these skinny redhead jewesses. She's not that special
>>221470919Her or Ro, yeah I said it
>>221471014Good choices.Ro singing to Carmela to comfort her while she's crying in the French museum gave me a weird boner. Thanks for asking.
>>221470981
>>221464598Aside from the balding, I look like this.
>>221464598this is my goal body type
>>221464598He's tall and has a good frame. It doesn't matter that he's carrying an extra hundred pounds because you can see he has the upside down triangle figure underneath. That is literally all women care about. Retards can pretend they care about money or status or power, but all women care about is genetics. They're like animals.
>this thread again>still no evidence provided women are flicking their beans to tony
>>221471234Wealth is genetic too though. You don't get to be rich unless you're born into an already successful lineage or are extremely competent. Both are signs of good genes since wealth represents resources and social status.
>>221464598>murderer with moneymore like an 11
>>221471417True. I know Marx said life is purely circumstantial and I can't remember who he got it from. It was either Hegel or Engels; I get them mixed up because their names are similar. Ambition and discipline are nothing other than genetic factors.
>>221465113which shot you fortune-illiterate mong
>>221466374Chrissy is pretty handsome though.
>>221465579>Wang creates anti US propaganda>it actually goes hard afmany such cases
>>221464598Show me evidence of ANY woman ANYWHERE calling him a "10".You can't. Fucking bullshit clickbait faggot OP.
>>221467125underrated
>>221466686Her body was insane but she has a hawk face CA CAW!
>>221468486Furio was everything Carmela thought she lacked with Tony but she would be tired of him very quickly, she would miss Tony's power very quickly
>>221464771Big Smoke??
>>221464598why did he let himself get so fat? He could've piled on a few extra pounds but just maintained it
>>221472538Because he didn't give a fuck.
>>2214666866/10 face + 9/10 body. Her body was smoking hot.
>>221470919I'd give it to the Persian peyote prostitute personally.Valentina my runner up and D-girl in 3rd.
Gandolfini is at the edge of builtfat, about to enter just fatmode (w some muscle) like that other dude said.And you need to understand that women weren't turned on by Gandolfini, they were turned on by Tony.
>>221464598You wouldn't get it. All women dream of getting smacked around by a fat, hairy wop and having their skull chipped by their comically oversized rings.
>>221472306Tony wasn't a boss for the vast majority of their relationship, anon.
>>221472852True but reportedly he has always been a troublemaker and behaves like a leader, Carmela is factually attracted to that and to the power that gives herself over other women. She would definitely miss that with Furio which is more of a no-nonsense introspective personalityI see Carmelas attraction to Furio as a subconscious way of rebelling against her own desire to be dominated by Tony and the comfort that gives her
He still wasn't fat enough to drop like he did, when he did, without another contributing factor. Either a ton of stress, casual drinker, family history of widow makers, maybe even coke in the 80s. Guys half his height and twice his weight routinely get to their 70s. All they found in his bloodstream was mayonnaise and chili sauce iirc.
>>221472975Again, anon, none of that was true for the bulk of their relationship. The guy was totally dominated by his mother, who turned out to be correct in her assessment of their relationship (Tony got bored with her). Their really isn't anything she was attracted to in Tony that wasn't there in Furio. Money and power, both had that. Tony of course had more later on, but it wasn't the winning aspect.
>>221464598This man has the attraction of 10 gorillian Italian niggas
>>221473001Depends on his life. He put on a lot of weight pretty quickly. Especially rather late in life, that's a big burden on the heart. Guys can be fat and live long, but it's usually guys who were big all their lives.
>>221473001He drank like a fish, had a heavy coke habit, and apparently was a "compulsive eater" to boot. Unfortunately early death was always on the cards.
>>221473046>who turned out to be correct in her assessment of their relationship (Tony got bored with her)Nobody could have predicted that Tony would be into goomars like every other gangster in the show.Oh wait, actually everybody should have seen that coming and carmella is a pisspoor character for being surprised by it.
>>221473064Sure, but it would be helpful to know family history. There's a chance he could've been 0 body fat and dropped anyway. Shocking how often that occurs. The role of alcohol will always be underplayed, but its quite literally poison. Curious to see if these non-drinking generations put a dent in mortality numbers, but I'll be dead by then, thank Jesus.
>>221473099As an alcoholic I don't understand how some other alcoholics can eat so much. I'm not sure if I am lucky or not for not wanting to eat for a week.
>>221464598i would entertain his balls
>>221473108>Nobody could have predicted that Tony would be into goomars like every other gangster in the show.That wasn't the issue, anon. He simply had no interest at all in her. No, one doesn't anticipate that. Tony was not happily married, either. He consciously and unconsciously tried to blow it up.
>>221473204That totally is the issue though, as evidenced by the myriad conversations the two characters have about it.I guess you could argue its the result of his disinterest but at that point its a semantic distinction.He may not have been truly happily married (or truly happy with anything, ever) but he would have wanted to stay married to carmella forever while he fucks whore on the side.
>>221464598It's sad that this is not nearly as fat as a lot of people I see in my job at walmart.
>>221473244Tony took goomars because of disinterest, but he would have anyway for the same reason most the rest did: they worshiped that old mafia mystique like you see in Godfather, goodfellas, etc. But Carm made her piece with all that. She didn't like it, but could ignore it. Tony, as was his self-destructive nature, rubbed it in her face pretty much any time he could. That's what was driven by his boredom.
>>221473164Early stage alcoholics get an increased appetite. I've been drinking for 14 months straight now and just had my first 4 day alcohol fast. Head hurts like a motherfucker while the rest of my body has no sensation. Even drinking more doesn't relieve the headache. If you do it long enough you'll supposedly lose weight, but I don't see how. I'm already consuming 1,700 calories of pure whiskey per day. Once my tolerance grows higher I should start gaining weight without food.
>>221466374it's like a natural canopy
>>221473324Yeah I have been an alcoholic for 14 years and already destroyed my heart. I hardly eat at all. I haven't eaten a single morsel in the last 24 hours.
>>221464598https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu8dCwpj0iU&t=114they love it
>>221472538he's one of those guys who just loved food or maybe had a food addiction, like marlon brando
>>221464598>womenYeah, all 4 who gave him a 10.Don't watch extremely jewish shows like The Gelded Sopranos, it'll castrate your mind and Israel will take a giant shit on your soul.
>>221466918so my mom did this to me?
>>221465542>I went temporarily blind for like 30 seconds after going nuts on a buffetGod bless America
>>221472538When you have X, Y, and Z, especially past your 20s, you might not care whether you're a little fat or a lot. not about the health consequences or the way you look.
>>221464598It was a god damned horse you sausage eating fat fuck
>>221472570You could say she had a 5/10 face even, but great bod.
>>221472852>Tony wasn't a boss for the vast majority of their relationship,what do you mean? he wasn't always technically the boss of teh Soprano family, but he was effectively for most of the show.
>>221473412His addiction was both booze and food so he's more like Orson Welles whose average lunch was apparently two steaks and a pint of scotch.
>>221473527>the showYeah, the show. Not their relationship which started in high school.
>>221473529Wells lacked either the coke problem or family history, also he never seemed particularly anxious.
>>221464598I'm gonna learn all the wrong lessons from why women found James Gandolfini attractive and just get really fat.
>>221472975>I see Carmelas attraction to Furio as a subconscious way of rebelling against her own desire to be dominated by Tony and the comfort that gives herI don't see that at all. She just found Furio attractive, good conversationalist, got along well, etc. They just made a connection that was more than platonic, like she did with Wegler and the painter.
>>221473324>I've been drinking for 14 months straight now>just had my first 4 day alcohol fastNigga are you aware that you can easily die from alcohol withdrawal? I mean like 1 out of 5 heavy drinkers die if they stop abruptly. You don't do that, if you want a bit of detox, you lower the intake, but don't stop. Even in hospitals alcoholics get a carefully measured dose.
>>221473565>why women found James Gandolfini attractiveThey didn't, which is why he ended up with some ugly immigrant.
>>221473001Being super fat into your 40s and 50s raises plenty of health risks, similar to over drinking and smoking for years. Plus he was apparently a big partier. He lived large lol.
>>221473551Touche but I was just talking about the food and booze addiction making him closer to Welles. Brando only had the one vice and that was food. And producing children, I guess.
>>221473164yeah when I drank heavily I didn't care about eating, imagine that's common. He wasn't necessarily a serious alckie though, just a "big drinker" at least.
>>221464598You forget what a great actor he was, he was kind of seamless he was so good in his role.
>>221473543ah, I should learn to read.
>>221467911they most certainly are not force fedthat's just the angle PETA went for because it makes it seem worsethose greedy fuck geese fight each other to get to the feeding tube first
>>221472570Booyah hottie
>>221464710This. Also, women lie, Anon.
>>221473678>Women are all masculine now because all the fucking hormones and chemicals Sucks but I guess that means women who were naturally more masculine are going to be more feminine
>>221464771How did /tv/ reacted when he died? It was all soprano memes shoved into the sticky?
>>221473678i would have begged tone to facefuck me
>>221468444>>221466822thats average for a 16 year old, you fucking pussies
>>221464598This was considered fat in 2000
>>221464771mixing that much alcohol with seafood is where he fucked up
>>221473776I was here when Tony Soprano die. I cried, posted Sneed and Bane, and poured out some cognac on the ground.
>>221468486Don’t forget the goofy accent. Women will fuck a garbage bag if it has a French/italian/english/spanish accent. Triggers their princess fantasies and they imagine they can get married in a castle back in the home country.
>>221466374You are incredibly out of touch if you don't think most women to this day wouldnt line to fuck chrissy
>>221473912Think it was more it was hot as fuck too. He must have been about 300lb at that point. Weak heart from all the coke + booze + 100f heat
>>221473582I meant I went 4 days consuming nothing other than alcohol.
>>221466374this is a nw3 in italy
>>221464598There's a thread about this at least once a week by the finooks at r/thesopranos. Men are baffled, meanwhile all the women say they're creaming for him and that his body is mad ripe.https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/sopranos-actress-sarah-shahi-says-james-gandolfini-gave-her-one-best-on-screen-kisses-career
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>>221465113He had average musculature at best. When I was fatter people also assumed I was strongfat but I wasn't. Your arms get thicker and people think it's muscle but it's not.
>>221464598The character had a larger than life personality. Loud, energetic, abrasive, violent. Women love that shit.And besides balding and being fat he wasn't that ugly. He's average looking.There's also the exposure effect. The more you see an ugly face the more you get used to it and the more it becomes attractive. There are studies about this.
>>221466374Women love big noses, plus he has great hair and great eye area.
>>221477114>There's also the exposure effect. The more you see an ugly face the more you get used to it and the more it becomes attractive. There are studies about this.This is what happened with Benedict Cumberbatch.
>>221466800>literally the perfect toned body and shapely ass>not hot
>>221464771That’s a small amount of food for the average person, I’d say
>>221464771Sounds like a reasonable breakfast to me
>>221464598He's an actor with tons of money, that's what.
>>221464598Yes, men with money and power are 10s to women. They care about literally nothing else as long as you have those two things.
>>221473001yeah i never got why people act like he was bacala tier fat and was obviously destined for an early death, brando lived to 80 ffs
>>221478207>i never got why people act like he was bacala tier fatHe was by the time he died. This is way more than a beer belly or "dad bod". he was carrying 200 lb of pure fat all over his body which was constantly weighing him down and constricting his blood vessels and organs.
>>221477443wasn't big at the time
>>221464598test, am I banned?
>>221478484nope, all good
>>221471234Oh yeah then where's all the Ukranian hookers, born again Christian office ladies, and insane saleswomen throwing themselves at met. 6'2 110kg 22" biacromial
>>221473324Long term alcohols start to lose weight because of liver damage causing aromatisation/shutting down their endogenous test, and heart failure causing cachexia (that is if the fluid retention doesn't outweigh the lean mass loss)
>>221464598>tall>violent>murderer>felon>unpredictable >rich>feared>respected>powerful>boss >already married >has dozens of beautiful women already chasing and sleeping with him >loves animals What’s not for women to like???
>>221474323You're destroying your stomach lining. Force yourself to eat or soon you won't be able to both drink or eat at all.
>>221473001>bloodstream was mayonnaise and chili sauceragu?
>>221478721/thread. Women are attracting to Tony the character, not Gandolfini irl. Same deal with fat David Harbour in Stranger Things.
>>221478721One of the biggest lies, although there are a lot of these, that women have managed to make a societal fact is that mens sex instinct is greater than theirs. Women are practicing fetishists, practicing eugenics via selection and abortion while having sex whenever, wherever they can.
>>221466800bud when is the last time you saw a bird as fit as adrianna showing off her stomach and her shapely ass with zero compression anything? yeah right off you go to your wonk doodle whales
>>221466374There was literally a scene where Tony shit on him for being ugly and Adriana was way out of his league.
>>221478993>Women are attracting to Tony the character, not Gandolfini irlwomen are not capable of differentiating actors from the characters they play
James Gandolfini/Tony Soprano was a handsome chad all the way until his later obese years, and even then he was a solid 7. I dont know where these "what do women see in him" memes come from. He's tall, broad, good facial features.
>>221464598only men are attracted to youth and beauty.women are attracted to status and power. this guys has that.
>>221475463imperioli and frank vincent both had the same thing, small forehead but a crazy strong hairline. black magic shit
>>221478346he's simply cultivating mass
>>221479127I’m talking about internet users saying nothing
>>221475619Redditors aren't even close to a presentative sample.
>>221481206Lots of sicilian descended people have that. Many of the women have to shave their foreheads because dark little hairs creep in from their already low hairline. It's because they're the brownest Europeans except maybe Greeks and Albanians.
>>221464771>>221474174Unironically bet he'd still be alive if the European hotel he was staying in had AC. He died in the middle of June in Rome. I'm looking at the weather for Rome rn and it's over 90 F
