IT'S UPIT'S UUUUUUUUPhttps://youtu.be/OEJFW5cUCFQ
Let me guess, Mike will make actual interesting points while Jay just vaguely whines about chuds like he has for the past five reviews they've done.
>>221464905Really hate their butt buddy Gallner reviews. Same for the Quaid and Culkin episodes. Very shallow and superficial.
>>221464905jay is so fucking hot lately
>>221464905god samara weaving is so hot
>>221464940He's literally just 20lbs heavier now
>>221464932>>221464931Yeah... it's been a good 15 years, but I need to find a new friend simulator...
>>221464905Why did Jay decide to let his mustache grow out thick and dense in the middle of summer?
>>221464956His fleeting days of being a hipster twink are over, so now he has to appeal to the bears bankrolling RLM's Patreon. It's very sad, this man is being sexualized by his own audience just to put food on the table.
more gallnerslop
>>221464932Dinner in America is great you fucking faggot
>>221465036>notice me, "not even B-list" journeyman actor senpaiWhy is Mike like this?
>>221464905Where the fuck is the ENT S1 re:View? Why does Rich Evans refuse to watch Enterprise, ENTbros?
>>221464950You'll understand one day.
LOOK AT ME
>>221464905Mike's celebrity crush on Kyle Gallner is getting out of hand
I’m glad they’re talking about this movie because it’s fucking great and deserves to be seen by more people.
Another episode where Mike spergs out about statistics
Jay's obsession with Kyle Galner is getting out of hand.
Who even is Kyle Gallner and why are they in love with him?Do they think he's a big star but not too big so he'll come on their show?
these two like Samara Weaving
>>221465189Jay has a crush on him.
Mike drinks the same IPAs as my dad
Kyle Gallner follows Jay on instagram
>>221465189Isn't he the guy Jay was once a stand-in for? Or almost a stand-in but Jay got bored and left?
3rd video in a row that mike has shit on shelby oaks.
>>221465200it’s hard not to
>>221465189They've had the son of Dennis Quaid and Meg Ryan on their very real shows, of course they thought they'd be able to get him. In fact it's rather rude of Kyle Gallner to not have made an appearance already.
>>221465066Rich is such a typical turn-of-the-millenium atheist that he hears a country song about faith and he immediately turns it off.
Why are there like 50 Indian names in the credits for this movie nobody watched
>>221465231chris can't stop taking the L from RLM
>>221465222
>>221465292>jay saw child kyle gallner and has been obsessed with ever since.
>>221465247VFX outsourced overseas?
>>221465200once I saw her in Ash vs Evil Dead I was in love
>>221464905Mike Stoklasa and Jay Bauman are gay and lame
>Jay dying his beard now
>>221464905Who cares?
Jay has such a big crush on Gallner
>>221464905Considering Jay is a homo and Mike is obviously effeminate, I'm surprised all you Trump voting poorfaggot retards like this channel.
I thought samara weaving in a black wig was Krysten Ritter
>>221464905this movie was a dang ol snooze fest
>>221464905Let me guess, they LOVED it?
>>221465246>he hears a country song about faith and he immediately turns it offYou don't need to be an atheist for that
>>221464932>>221464905Seriously is Kyle Gallner their personal fuck toy or something? Never seen niggas glaze some one note le indie actor this much. He hasn't even been on the show. maybe that's the angle
>>221464905When was that last time they just shat on a movie that wasn't already universally panned?
>>221465830It's a running gag.
>>221464905>We loooovvve your new movie, Kyle! PLEASE COME ON OUT SHOW PLEASE GOD
>Takes place in Texas and South Carolina >Filmed in Kentucky Why do they do this?
>>221465852It's not a gag they're just fanboys
>>221465231Honestly, its getting pretty cringe. Stuckmann is a retard and Shelby Oaks was a pretty bad movie but it was an actual movie with decent production and not some cringe pile of shit hiding behind "lol irony!" nonsense like RLM did.They could 100% put together the budget required for a successful hit indie film but they clearly lack the ability/the confidence that they'd be able to make something genuine that could stand on its own, which makes them straight up bigger losers than Stucktard.
>>221464905I have 0 interest in watching these guys review new movies since they're too terrified of stepping on any toes so they're incapable of criticism despite everything they watch being complete goyslop
>>221465852Its not funny or interesting
>>221465830>Never seen niggas glaze some one note le indie actor this muchthat's literally what /tv/ is
>>221465863One inbred town is the same as the next.
>passive aggressive talk about Shelby Oaks AGAIN Holy kek they're assblasted to oblivion about it. Stuckmann mindbroke them.
>>221465897You're watching RLM.
>>221465894This. It's jarring to go back and watch their old reviews. They just rip Adam Sandler movies or Jeff, Who Stays at Home and whatever apart if they didn't like.Now, even worse movies, they just talk about random shit for 90% of the review and say its okay. I don't get it.
>>221465932>watchingIm not, just clicked on this thread to shame you all
>>221465953Then you can't know if the bit is funny or interesting. You haven't experienced the execution.
>>221465949>It's jarring to go back and watch their old reviewsIt's amazing how full of life and how much more interesting their thoughts on movies were despite being only like 10 minutes. Now they are just miserable alcoholics who ramble about streaming crap and watch a new movie when they need a big kick in ad revenue. It sucks.
>>221464905>Another GREAT movie YOU should go check out is Neighborhood Watch starring (literal quote) our pal Jack QuaidWho the fuck still watches these boomers.
>>221464932That american dinner time or whatever looked and sounded atrocious. They way they described it was just such a turn off. It was meant to be a positive review but everything they said about it just sounded bad.>>221465949I believe the correct title is Jeff, He Who Lives At Home.
Let it out guys. You know Jay or Rich are here.
>>221464905Every single one of these Kyle Gallner movies looks the exact fucking same. He's a dirtbag on the edge of society, he acts rapey towards a woman but she's into it, he waves a gun around, it's a modern southern gothic crime thriller coming of age story. Wow let me drop everything and watch this.
>>221466091Josh used to post on eight-chan when the big GG exodus happened.I said something really insulting about him, and he responded calmly and sincerely and i felt really awful.
>>221466126I actually believe this.
>>221464905It is terrible, tons of smoking and no tits>film critic intellectual gaywads Fucking hell
>>221466067>boomers??they're in their 40sA boomer is someone born between 2000 and 2005
>>221465830they glaze every z-lister hoping one will make it big and kickback to them
Even the Canadians don't want anything to do with them anymore.
>>221465830I feel like they need a guy that's the exact same size as Jay to do some sort of Satanic ritual.
I still watch their videos but let's face it, the guys are losers.I'm not sure even if I can call them failed filmmakers, "failed" implies trying. They never made a real movie, other than that stupid thriller crap with a girl, I don't remember the name. "The Repossessed", something like that. "The Re-something". No one cares about that movie. I think not even 1% of their subscribers even know it exists. If that counted as an attempt, it'd be total failure.If these losers weren't leeching off excess attention from big pop culture garbage franchises they'd still be making shitty wedding videos.These guys are pushing 50 and getting all snooty about how they don't like some crap movie made for children. Well, duh. You know what 50 year olds aren't suppose to give a crap about either? Star trek and the evil dead. That's for children. Or manchildren too, I 'spouse.But you see, they're not regular manchildren, they are slightly more discriminating manchildren! Yes! Give these men a badge.They are just a hipster snooty version of collider. That's why they hate collider so much. They depend on leeching off of pop culture garbage franchises for their livelihood the same way. Do you think people would watch them if they were doing The Gabowskis or whatever still, instead of becoming full blown pop culture parasites?
>>221466551Why did they cut a handgun in half in that picture?
their views are in freefall, how can they fix it bros
>>221466551>watching movies with your friends and getting paid for it means you're a loserthey're literally living my dream
>>221466551Why do 50 year old American men dress like 12 year olds?
>>221465200Who doesn't
>>221466586Have they tried releasing more content?>>221466626So we can hear lesser countries talk all about us on our own website.
>>221466626Cheap. Comfortable. Practical when they're working in the studio. Not being a slave to fashion like some shallow prick. etc
>>221465200Good taste. Samara is proof that nepotism is often a plus.I like Gallner too, even if RLM overdoes the praise.>>221466068I found Dinner in America an enjoyable American indie movie. Nothing incredible but it held my attention well.
>>221466765I, too, love the slop
>>221466666All 4 of them would look better with literally any other hair colour.
>>221464905It's been like 4 years since i watched a video from them, i miss them bros...
>beautiful, warm shotsWhat did Jay mean by this?
>>221464940You just KNOW Jay routinely takes the virginity of all the latina art hoes that keep propping up in the Milwaukee scene.
>>221465055It's his type, same way he cocksucked Max Landis until he got thrown out of the industry.
>>221465055he really believes eventually one of these guys is going to give him some professional role on set, it's really pathetic and desperate.
>>221464905Why I just scroll past this movie and then see ads for it on here?
>>221467025>art hoes>virginitydoubt
>>221465055>Why is Mike like this?he can't accept his ceiling is youtuber
>>221467207Because ESLs are subhuman and easy to market to.
>>221464905I haven't cared about anything they've put out for years at this point. They're not actually smart enough to say anything worthwhile about good movies, they're not willing to pick apart corporate slop they way they were up through the mid-2010s, they don't do any skits worth a damn anymore, so what's left? Just the occasional celebrity guest and listening to bitter gen-Xers getting upset that people don't like woke shit.
>>221467255I'm a white American. I have more ar15s than you so you have to show me respect.
>>221466699>dressing like an adult>slave to fashionPeople's outter appearence is just a reflection of how shitty socitiey has become. Go to any public arena like a sports event, a shopping mall, Wal-Mart, and you realize the standard of dress for men and women, adults and children, has reached a low point in American history. Blue jeans are trendy; t-shirts with slogans, some of them billboards of obscenity that assault the eyes; pajama bottoms are worn to the grocery store; restaurant patrons appear at lunch looking as if they had just rolled out of the sack; grown men wear baseball caps while eating steaks at Outback. We are a nation of slobs.“You can never be overdressed or overeducated.” - Oscar Wilde
>>221467380>Why I just scrollYou're not American and a white person would've read his post before hitting submit. You're an unwanted refugee.
>>2214674051. You're gay, so your opinions aren't valid.2. Go back to /fa/
Their content changed significantly when mike's father passed away. He became much quieter and less funny.We all get old, fellas.
>>221467412I wrote it like that on purpose faggot. How does it feel to be a stupid nonwhite noguns? Did you think you might finally get to be better than another poster for once? That must be disappointing.
>>221467466Ah yes, the old "I did it on purpose" excuse that never gets used by white people. You're going pretty hard on the guns thing for not being a jealous euro hanging out on a site populated by his betters.
>>221467518You really thought to yourself "ooh let me correct his grammar that's a good trick!" You woke up this morning and said to yourself "I'm going to be such a fucking faggot today." You don't even have cool guns because youi're a broke bitch. You grew up in America with a silver spoon and you don't even have the one cool thing Americans can have. You're a disgrace. Sort your pathetic life out before you go around policing the grammar of actual white people.
Look at the ESL outsider get mad and laugh.
>>221467433>1. You're gay, so your opinions aren't valid. 2. Go back to /fa/
>this threadMike won, Mike won hard
>>221467686I'm sorry, but your image didn't make you less gay.
>>221467686>calling a very obviously gay person gay and pointing out that basic things like your biological imperative makes you reddit somehowAre you the ESL poster, because your brain isn't working properly.
>>221467684You aren't laughing you poor faggot. Go play grammar police some more it's your favorite game you fucking loser.
>>221467860No, brown dummy, I'm not. I'm encouraging others to laugh. Reading must be hard in the wrong hemisphere.
>>221464905Glad Mike brought up those retarded DiscussingShill and other jeet pages tweets, it's annoying to read so I'm glad I'm not the only one>Movie opened to 10 million dollars>...>...>...>Budget was 300 million.
I watched this movie because Im samara fan and it was boring nothingburger.>it's le character driven and has great performancesvery cookie cutter characters that barely escape their respective cliche archetypes, and performances are just serviceable. also the movie plays it almost like tragic young love but they are both clearly 30
report eceleb threads as off topic
>>221464905Why do they both suddenly look so tan?
>>221467902>>221464905Samara Weaving is so fucking hot, and now that she's a mom she's even more hot, whoever gets to fondle and suck those milky mommy titties is a lucky lucky man
>>221467989mike sometimes looks comically red
>>221467902>performances are just serviceableWh-what??? How could you say that? You know who’s on the cast? Kyle Gallner. Kyle fucking Gallner. You know, *the* Kyle Gallner from the hit film Dinner in America, my most favorite movie of all time? Something about KYLE GALLNER just makes every movie with him an automatic 10/10 and I am not even joking. KYLE GALLNER please give me a call back I’ve been trying extra hard this month to get in touch :(-Mike Stoklasa
>>221467881Which hemisphere is that? I’m on mountain time.
>>221468017Mike is either homo for Kyle Gallner or just wants him to show up on Half in the Bag.
>>221467998A long time ago some anon was saying she was a pedo and I know that was probably just him projecting his fantasy but every time I see her now I think about her being a pedo.
>>221464905Why do these fat gen x guys only review movies made by and for gay men now?
>>221465112Yeah, just finished it. It was really good, and made me tear up.
>>221465189He’s a good actor and good-looking. I wish I could be like him.
>>221468529I wish I could be a lot of people, what kind of qualifier is that?
>>221468329That's all movies.
Why do they keep trashing him?
>>221465538I'M DYING IT LAUREN
Look at me!
>>221469584Because he is a faggot loser with no talent yet likes to shit on others projects.
>>221469584he actually got a theater release
>trying to figure out why the movie got a short quiet theatrical releaseFor a very simple reason, the couple in the movie isn't interracial. No agenda to push
>still haven't addressed it
>>221465538You dont need to look prematurely old.
>>221467686Podcast livong wont be allowed because it would actually solve homelessness and they want to punish americans while denying them a living wage.
>>221471194*Pod living
>>221471171he's old enough to have grand kids
>>221464905Why is this off topic eceleb shite not saged?
>>221466491The comically small halloween skeleton is actually the remains of the last ritual guy
>>221466929saar..
>>221468070It is both
Mike and Jay just like movies that aren't full of "teenagers" and that's okay.
>>221465891Not everyone has ideas worth making into a film
>>221471067I miss her and the prostitute cop from the Troll 2 review.
>>221465897neither are you
>>221469584because he's a faggot
>>221464905I literally never heard of this movie. Why are these tow hacks reviewing obscure slop instead of popular films like Project Hail Mary or Obsession (yes they talked about it but it should have dedicated episode)
>hyping up a generic movie >constantly downplaying its own hype by saying "it may not be doing anything amazing, but it's well made :)"what is the purpose
>>221472648You're incapable of getting it.
>>221473003relax Jay, kyle isn't here
>>221473213The "I'm talking to the e-celeb" bit is very cool.
>Supergirl. The lead actress said something that upset people. I don't even know what's going on.He's so obviously full of shit. He knows exactly what's going on. It's such bitch behaviour. Either shut the fuck up or tell everyone what side you are on. As if there is any question which one that is.Vagueposting IRL. Absolutely pathetic.
>>221473347That whole segment was so "let's say something to let our patreons know it's okay to still give these white guys money" coded.
>>221473347>>221473421Schizo posts
>>221473347>>221473421>'the reporters FORCED Alcock to repeatedly bring up politics'???
>>221465189>why do people want to be friends with each other? i don't understand it!
>>221467405>You can never be overdressedyeah you can
>>221466626>Not allowed to wear shorts and t-shirt in the summer because you're 50How do you want them to dress?
>>221473615you dont have friends tho?
>>221473645yes i do, that's why i found that post funny
>>221464940I'm just watching his hairline evacuate his forehead every video a little more.
>>221464932Culkin is fine, he is too much of a washup to care, but Nepo Jack is such a fake fuckhead.
>>221473347YouTube video = IRL
>>221473954compared to bluesky yes
>>221473347>le pick a side!Funny how you can always tell when someone spent time watching sports instead of reading. You idiots deserve to be ruled.
>>221473347Jay pretending he isn't terminally online is just too precious.
>>221464931>they bring up criticism that contradicts their opinion>start to make dumb internet nerd voice
>>221464905When they started crying about people talking about box office numbers I couldn't stop laughing. The schizos were right (again).
>>221474451He already picked a side you retard. He's just pretending to be above it, while shitting on on side exclusively.
>>221473421RLM has provided me so much free entertainment they can go get their bag now but it's shameless.
>>221475373Thanks for not bringing up starving African children, Mike. I know it took restraint.
>>221475472He literally makes fun of the stock “incels aren’t ready for a female superhero” lefty response in this very video.
>>221475373Didn't they have multiple videos talking about box office results?
>>221475528Weird how selective it is that he knows all about some things regarding this movie but not other things.
>>221465231Based Mike
>>221475541Sort of. They’ve talked about box office but never in the context of tracking it before a movie comes out and hoping that it fails. Whenever they’ve discussed it, it’s been more analysis than trying to steer a narrative.
>>221475528That was Mike and Jay just laughed along awkwardly, then they both excused Alcocks's fuckups.https://youtu.be/OEJFW5cUCFQ?t=408I literally just watched it, you have to wait a little before rewriting history.
>>221475616Jay calls it a tired trope that’s been used for every female superhero movie for the last decade. I have ears and pay attention and don’t just ignore context so I can pointlessly bitch.
>>221475643Jay is knowledgeable about everything regarding superhero movies except when the stars do embarrassing shit, then he doesn't pay so much attention.Daisy Ridley is charismatic as hell, by the way.
>>221475590>and hoping that it fails.Yeah if there's one thing RLM are known for it's wishing well other filmmakers.
>>221475643Yes, that is part of the excuse. She didn't do anything special and the press totally pushed her into telling men not to watch it. So the incels just hate her for no reason (he's too much of a pussy to just say what he believes).And if those incels are giddy that the movie fails they are pathetic, unlike RLM which has a monopoly on discussing box office numbers while African children starve.
Samara Weavings tummy in this film is actually insane, she is completely shredded yet thin as hell. I wonder what her workout routine is.
>look at all these nerds talking about failing movies, they're all doing it for the wrong reasons>anyway here's our 5th video in a row talking about failing moviesWhat did they mean by this?
>>221476018They are midwits. They are the platonic ideal of the midwit.
Mike and Jay were replaced with skinwalkers in the video, neither complained about the heterosexual relationship between the main characters
>>221464905Stoklasa disaffected cynical Gen-X attitude is so cliche. Unc needs a new game YEESH
>>221476832Jay is pushing for a breadtube pivot internally, with Rich Evan's support. Mike is still vetoing.
>>221476983Why are all of you in these RLM threads so fucking retarded? It's like you can't stand the fact that these guys aren't lolcows so you just pretend they are and say stupid made up shit.
>>221477592>t. rich evans while wearing a gimp suit and being spanked by mike
>>221477592>Why are all of you in these RLM threads so fucking retarded?G Day destroyed these threads.
>>221464905meh
>>221466106That pic in the OP reminded me of Bobby Joe and the Outlaw, which I didn't watch and just watched the sex scenes with Linda Carter, I hear it's a terrible movie.
>>221464905God, I hate you redditors
>>221466067Reddit faggotsOnly Reddit faggots ever did
>>221466626Why are you a retarded faggot?
>>221477807Does Rich's wife know?
>>221473638The little autistic faggot wants them to wear shitty suits that places like Goodwill sells, like he does.
>>221478036Rich has been married to Mike since 2019
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>>221475764>>221478288More
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>>221464905I haven't watched any of their videos in about a year. I don't have a reason for this or a point to make. I only watch best of the worst anyway.
>>221478288I was wondering when this post would show up
Half the movies they review now follow this formula>There's this couple>And they're outlaws or live on the fringe of society>Nothing really happens until the very end where there's a reveal
>>221478845Nothing gets past you anon
>>221465863>American Animals takes place in Kentucky>Filmed in North Carolina.I assume it’s tax credits and grants that motivates this shit.
>>221464905Mike Stoklasa got his anus destroyed by Gooseworx‘s cock
>>221465189Kyle Gallner is what Mike Stoklasa sees as himself if he had not failed being a filmmaker. That is why Mike is so obsessed with him. He sees himself in him and wants to live through him.
>>221464905if /tv/ hates them so much why do they watch every video religiously and go frame by frame watching every second so they can make a pithy observation on an anonymous image board?
>>221478845They are old and hate seeing new things.
>>221467927Make sure to check your spam folder!
>>221468017Who hurt you?
>>221464931They're the Milwaukee chapter of the Angry Joe show.
>>221478857How dare they besmirch the great state of Kentucky. It looks so much different than everywhere else in the South.
>>221479626the grass is blue there
>>221479309Harsh, but not wrong.
>>221479626I don’t think American Animals besmirched the great commonwealth, but it was jarring to watch the movie in the university theater not far from where the real robbery happened and recognize absolutely nothing from the film locations.
Mike should give Kyle Gallner the "goofballs."
>>221478288>>221478451Should have been Supergirl.
>>221464950a lot of women like heavier guys
>>221481310Holy cope
>>221481564you will never be in a loving and caring relationship
>>221481310>womenThe only people thirsting for Jay are men. Gays are fine with an older gentleman being chubby but Jay is too small to really be that twonk bait. Otter is his only redeeming grace. Tell him to stop drinking and start working out. Man's got hair on his head and is ready to be plowed.
>>221465348Reminds me of young Jason
>>221465863The same reason they film a lot in Atlanta or have Montreal act as NYC
>>221464905>hace 2 minutos
I must admit, these guys are slowly growing on me. I enjoy the enthused irreverence & genuine joy for the medium
>>221465828POOFTER
Mike having statistics fatigue is so fucking funny. Like I get it. He's a guy who occasionally shows statistics to analyze while shitpost Twitter accounts do the same but with the absolute bare minimum. It's like your little brother learned a joke from you but only knows understands you laugh at the punchline (I'm Rick James, bitch!!!).
Beautiful: https://jumpshare.com/s/JkUcBUSYGuZ9KmalsKEA
>>221482327You're the best, coach!
>>221474825>>221473347/thread.
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