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>>221469037the lenticular box cover was more entertaining than the movie
>>221469037Based.>>221469098Yeah that was the one I saw in Blockbuster, it made it look even scarier to me.
>lenticularI learned a knew word today. I never knew what it was called. Thanks /hor/anyway, is that hippo movie Hungry actually trash?
>>221469037couldn't go in there without seeing these eyes
>>221469149I used to just called it "hologram" since I didn't know any better. Quite a few movie covers back then had special editions with those and then they disappeared for some reason.
>>221469203NTA but yeah real holograms are complicated laser generated shit, but the word is used a lot.Similar with Pepper's Ghost, which is ancient /hor/ technology but quite simple.
>>221469098Most horror movies are, at the very least massively misleading. Got misled and wasted $3 renting sometimes they come back...
Just put on Obsession
>>221469467Imagine simping so hard for a 2/10 Mexican
>>221469540Simping is its own reward.
>>221469540You might say he was Obsessed.
>>221469540album title related.It happens. It happened to me once.
>>221469634whoa
>>221469612>admits he's getting paid to shill
oh fuck brosshould I go back to Ohio?
Please post some horror kino that will make me too nervous to go to sleep tonight
>>221469694Savageland
>>221469694Chime
>>221469467Watching it right now too, physiogamy really is everything when it comes to men.
>>221469694Here, look at this one.
>>221469694I'm a little envious of people who get scared by movies. I'm more interested in the mythologies and characters than scares. I don't think I've ever been scared by a movie.
>>221469757>hfw you remind her she is 30
>>221469780You're 30 and still in your mom's basement.
>>221469694It's a documentary about sleep paralysis, but it goes more supernatural later. Shadow people, voices, demons and shit. Which is funny in its own way. What they describe is "real", just not real.If you've ever dealt with sleep paralysis then you know how scary it can be. If you haven't then this is the perfect movie to watch in bed right before falling asleep.
>>221469816Yeah it's basically as scary as it gets. A simulation of what if demons, ghosts, aliens etc were real and in your room right now.
>>221469845Why does everyone sense ghosts, demons or aliens during sleep paralysis?
>>221469860I also get "there's a spider in your bed" but it always causes fight/flight response instead of paralysis. Then after 20 seconds of checking the covers I'm like wtf is even going on.The most rare was I imagined a death robot with a laser sight was going to kill me if I didn't move. I think it was caused by a light in my room. Again I exploded out of bed and launched myself through the door. And yes I've terrified women doing this.
>>221469860Not him and I haven't seen the documentary in like 10 years but I remember them bringing that up.>Why does basically everyone we interview more or less describe the same shadow people coming for them.....?I don't know either. All the times they've visited me over the years I never saw it as anything truly supernatural. They are fucked up and scary though.
>>221469467Females bleed once a month, it makes sense them for them to have mental issues. Absorbing so much toxins into their bodies through make up also contributes to all their mental issues.
>>221469467I don’t get it, so the main guy and his friend and the girl all work at the same store? Are they friends?
>Necrostorm's new streaming service still not live 7 months after they said it would be
>>221470438you're in trouble if you can't figure that much out
>>221469467Did some anons here really see this multiple times in theaters?How broken is gen Z that a movie like this exists?
>>221470444did Adam Chaplin 2 ever come out? I feel like they've been talking about that release forever
>>221470438IQ of a rock
>>221470462They are coworkers and friends? Or friends first or coworkers first?
>>221470499This is exactly what watching a movie with a woman is like. Why don't you get off your phone and pay attention.
>>221470486Why are they hanging out at work and outside of work?
I watched "The Mummy's Hand" (1940) and it's another campy horror flick. At least it's only 66 minutes long. Universal put a star from "singing cowboy" movies into it as a lead role, and he gets to keep his six-shooter to happily blast away the natives in Egypt. He also gets a comic relief sidekick from Brooklyn who can't stop comparing everything in Egypt to Brooklyn.Anyway, the hero's business is to schmooze rich people to get money for an expedition, to then find gold, diamonds and riches and rob them for himself and his investors. And supposedly in 1940 the Egyptian authorities never objected and were totally cool with this, even lending them their professors to translate hieroglyphs to get on the right track for the plunder expedition. The graverobbing "hero" is supposed to have been one of the inspirations for Indiana Jones 40 years later. And apparently this relatively cheap movie was so successful that it led to Universal producing a string of further mummy movies.
>>221470485Yeah they shipped physical discs a while ago. I would have ordered it but I don't even have a blu-ray player anymore.
>>221470537From memory I think there's some fun factor improvement in this one compared to The Mummy. They have more egyptian sets and settings, which is what the punters want at heart. Big pyramid etc.
>>221470575No big pyramid, but a cave that's supposed to be in the desert. For the introduction sequence they re-used footage from the original Mummy movie. What is great though is the mummy's make-up. Plus they made the effort of painting the mummy's eyes and mouth black on every frame of the film to make it look more terrifying.As I wrote above it did boost the popularity of mummy movies as they made 4 more of these after 1940. They try to have some fun with the sidekick character in this movie, and I guess the cowboy and the beautiful daughter of the expedition financer were also popular with the theater audience at the time.
>>221470650Oh makes sense, I just remember the set.
Just finished Obsession. It was okay and not bad. Definitely would have been more forgettable if it wasn’t so zoomer-centric. Zoomers are losers and desperate for any king of win. Overall, solid movie and no blacks which makes it a good movie now.
>>221470794amazing how effortlessly you can pretend like you didn't spent a month hysterically seething, raging and crying about the movie before even seeing it.
>>221470836I have never mentioned this movie before today.
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>>221470878What are you even talking about?
>Ian Tuason (Undertone) will direct the eighth installment in the Paranormal Activity film franchise, set to release in theaters May 21, 2027.Well I hope he comes up with a better idea for the film than Undertone.
>>221470836There are anons here who have seen it multiple times. Will those anon please stand up?
>>221469098yeah but the shower scene was decent.
>>221469203jurassic park the lost world had a little card with a trex/skeleton one.
>>221470836 I think you’re mixing up my post with someone else’s.
>>221469689who’s the busty hag?
>>221470895it's just our resident saboteur, you can ignore him, he pisses and moans about absolute nonsense>>221470913Paranormal Activity 8 isn't exactly something you hand to a suspected genius. They just know he was able to deliver a feature for a half mil and it made $22M.
>>221470923Fuck up
>>221470939>posted from my mom's basement.
>>221470921Some anon said he has seen it three times in theaters.
>>221470971Pathetic.
>>221470952I will ignore. He sounds like such an idiot.
>>221470952That was my first post in here today also.
>>221471126Your chronic lying might work when your mom asks if you're gay, but not otherwise.
>>221470913>eighth installment in the Paranormal ActivityYeah, that's what we need.
>>221471139Huh? Just stop replying to my posts.
>>221470952I guess that's fair, they tend to make their budget several times over no matter what the film is like so it's a decent testing ground.
>>221471157Ignore him, our resident schizophrenic is having an episode. It is fine. What did you like about Obsession?
>>221471152the masses yearn for ff slop
>>221471179It was good enough to keep watching and nothing about it made me turn it off lol. No black characters was pretty good. I think one black main character is more than enough to make me not really want to watch a movie. I will put on Backrooms soon but I have no interest in it.
>>221470971I think our little whining bitch of an anon is unaware that there are such a thing as theater subscriptions where you pay a flat fee for the month and get to go to as many movies as you want. I have one and go to movies all the time just to have something to do. I ended up seeing Hoppers six times just because I needed something to kill time between other movies.
>>221471236Seeing Obsession three times in a week is mentally ill behaviour
>>221471236It is you kek
>>221471236kinoisseurs know that the theater is the place to be. I only saw it once but obssession was the best theater experience I've had in a long time actually, randoms beside me turned to me after the film to want to chat about it.>>221471294>wahhh stop enjoying thingswhat a fag you are
>>221471236>monthly subscriptionbit hard to believe for anyone under 60
>>221471236>t. anon who saw Obsession three times in a week.
>obssession was the best theater experience I've had in a long time
Obsession was the best theater experience I've had
Just finished. The bane of all 80s slashers fans is the "slasher" that's really just a cop movie. There's tons of them, there's a killer that the plot revolves around, but the movie is low on to absent of kills and filled with witness interviews and worse, charming little glimpses into the cops' lives. This is one of the worst offenders I've seen, a 70s flick not released until the 80s and with aggressively deceptive horror imagery on it. Exempting a couple of "shits" in the dialogue, this is TV pilot material, with a bald cop and his Chinese partner in SF looking for a murderer who removes the hearts from his victims. It's all tied to black market organ transplants, no surprise there, and the killer is Fred Ward when he was still a no name. A boring Rockford Files episode at best, absolutely not horror.
>>221470537>and he gets to keep his six-shooter to happily blast away the natives in EgyptHe shoots a single murderous cultist.>>221470537>Anyway, the hero's business is to schmooze rich people to get money for an expedition, to then find gold, diamonds and riches and rob them for himself and his investorsDid you even watch the fucking movie? He explicitly is NOT that but is falsely accused of such by the villain.You see the riches/artifacts being sent to a Museum at the end.
>>221471714>The bane of all 80s slashers fans is the "slasher" that's really just a cop movieStrongly disagree, I like when the cops have a tangible role like in Halloween 4 or Friday Part 6.
>>221471714>"slasher" that's really just a cop movieso a giallo
>>221471720>You see the riches/artifacts being sent to a Museum at the end.Yes - in the United States. Also he promised Sullivan part of the money he'd get from selling the finds of the expedition. That's why Sullivan signed the contract.
>>221471736I'm not talking about a slasher with cops in it, I'm talking about a police procedural marketed as a slasher movies. They pulled this a lot in the 80s.
Just finished. Just beautifully retarded. What the fuck. Shot in at most 2 days entirely in one house and less than 60 minutes long. A group of college "kids" are hanging out drinking beers and talking about their phobias (like one's girlfriend getting so horny that her pussy sets the house on fire and they die.) One says he wants to show them his phobia and they all need to leave for an hour and when they come back he'll have a "skit" ready for them. When they return, someone in an old woman halloween mask kills them one by one in the most cost effective ways possible. This bitch takes teleporting to new, incredible levels just short of parody. It's actually kinda well shot for something that mostly takes place in a bathroom and a basement. I would've HATED this in 1999, but today it charmed the pants off me. The ending explanation is incredible. the whole thing was all an initiation prank into their friend group for one of the girls, who has a heart attack when she things all off her friends have been killed. But then, at her funeral that all her "dead" friends are attending, she's watching them from her car! Makes as much sense as anything else in this beautiful pile of fucking ass.
well it's not horror but I thought I'd include Danger Diabolik on my quest to see all Bava's giallo/horror era films. pretty funny when he blows up all the tax buildings.the ones I've got left>Kill, Baby, Kill>Hatchet for the Honeymoon>A Bay of Blood>Baron Blood>Rabid Dogs>Shock>Inferno
>>221472735This is one of the greatest horror movie moments of all time and yes, according to the movie, there's only one killer
>>221472878Diabolik is amazing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvRBUw_Ls2o
>>221472961that was great, thanks for that. I think I probably saw that as a kid and would have had no idea.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGifKUml1OM
>>221473124>Running on Empty... food review!
>>221473124I think I can name all of these except #2, the bottom left one, and the one to the right of it.
>>221473309bottom left is Psycho, next to it is Wait Until Dark. I don't recognize #2 either.
>>221473309here you go, uploader posted a list in the vid descriptionThe Ring (2002)The Orphanage (2007)The Descent (2005)Se7en (1995)Sinister (2012)Poltergeist (1982)Paranormal Activity 2 (2010)House on Haunted Hill (1959)Mulholland Drive (2001)Mama (2013)Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)Jaws (1975)Insidious (2010)Friday the 13th (1980)Carrie (1976)Candyman (1992)The Exorcist III (1990)Audition (1999)Alien (1979)A Tale of Two Sisters (2003)A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)Deep Blue Sea (1999)The Woman in Black (2012)The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)Psycho (1960)Wait Until Dark (1967)The Dark Knight (2008)The Conjuring (2013)The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)[REC] (2007)
>>221473479ah great framing even from a tiny square. I need to rewatch Psycho, been putting it off until I feel like watching all of them>>221473501ah closure, thanks. I have seen the Orphanage. and I was guessing REC for the last one but was 50/50 on it
>>221469037Morning /hor/, ar we excited for Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma?
>>221471744This
>>221470971>Some anon said he has seen it three times in theaters.That's me!>>221471236>>221471311Exactly, I've had A-List for years and it's worth it when you have Dolby + IMAX screens at your local AMC. Seeing Obsession blind on opening weekend in Dolby was an incredible experience.>>221470836Unfortunately some "people" exist just to bitch about any and everything 24/7. He is a prime example of that.
>>221474185>"This film is a gloryhole. Its a geyser. I have no fear that its going to soak the world when it hits theatres. Its the best time ive ever had in a movie theatre. Ever."So /hor/ did Kristen Stewart's review of Teenage Sex make you more excited than you already were?
>>221469757I finally watched it and holy shit it's so bad. Normalfags will call anything a masterpiece if enough people on TikTok tell them it is. If the film didn't have such a small budget I'd be calling it astroturfed but they really do just have garbage taste. Even the supposed incel protag I kept hearing about is a fakecel who also does basically nothing the entire movie. Plus it tries so hard to be Hereditary with the "woah dude she's standing in the corner isn't that creepy" thing except they do it 4 times. Seriously fuck this snorefest.
Gimme erotic horror recs
>>221469170>>221469037Does anyone else remember being a kid and being scared of all the horror movie covers at block buster? As a kid from like 5 to 10 i assumed every horror movie was non stop cannibal holocaust level stuff. Like ever other scene is just a carnarium of torture and body parts. I assumed shit like jack frost was just 2 hrs of a demon skeleton snow man ripping peoples faces off and tearing the arms off babies and shit. It wasnt until i was 11 or 12 did i realize how tame (most) horror movies were.
>>221475709Stuff I've seen and remember being pretty sex focused from Justin Laliberty's (Vingear Syndrome) letterboxd list (letterboxd dot com slash jlalibs slash list slash erotic-horror)La BeteBlack CandlesBlack Eyed SusanBlood BeastThe Devil's HoneyErotic Ghost StoryGirl Slaves of Morgana Le FayA Haunted Turkish BathhouseJanieSingapore SlingSlaughter HotelThe Whip and the Bodyany Jean Rollinany Jess Franco
>>221475825first Italian horror I saw was Suspiria and based on reputation I was expecting it to look like the game Splatterhouse. I was pretty disappointed (I learned to love the movie later.)I also rented Bloodsucking Freaks once I was old enough because the box art fucking terrified me and I was shocked to discover the movie was hilarious.
When will he collab with Jane Schoenbrun?
>>221475844Thanks, I'll check out the 70s-80s ones>>221475825A convenient store I used to frequent as a kid had these up for sale and they half scared half fascinated me
>>221470923the only good thing about this movie was that there was a family movie called Jack Frost that came out around the same time, which made for a funny contrast.
>>221476430that's blasphemy, the horror movie is a legit camp classic
Here's Nell Tiger Free doing her Gollum impression in the first video. Her Cartman impression is in the second video and she brings up the same story about doing impressions on dates and wondering why they couldn't call her.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiHv6McT1uI&t=760shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25WCRplHk9Y
>>221477808She cute, I was hoping that the Omen prequel would be her breakout role :(
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/siren-head-horror-zach-cregger-brian-duffield-1236634292/
>>221475844>any Jean RollinMy nigga. Most underappreciated director of all time.
>>221470453Always loved the trailer for this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK6tpgK4FKs
>A paranormal investigator is caught up in an unusual criminal revenge case – the guilty one is always a goldfish. One death follows another, always different and very violent. The causes lie far back in human history.>Directed by the same guy that did 2LDK & 12 Suicidal TeensI'm sold.
>>221469037By far my favorite Michael Keaton film.
>>221479928I remember when practically every magician in Vegas had a goldfish-related trick, usually involving 'swallowing' the little guy whole.Weird times.
ok but why did she make food out of his dead cat?other than just the chock value
>>221479643
>>221474577Are you really that pathetic?
>>221481111You could say there's a distorted link between her knowing his cat died and wanting him to have it around him. Or perhaps she hates the cat because Bear loved it.This is why I rant that it's not a "you get what you wish film" though. It's more like a cautionary tale of buying cheap products that could fuck up your life. She's a broken simulcra of a human. One anon posted that it's more analogous to AI and I agree.
>>221475156It is normie tier and only zoomers and failure men like it. It is like how when one zoomer achieves something, they all act like they achieved something. Failure men latch on too. It isn’t a bad movie, but it isn’t such a primo flick.
>>221474577>Some anon said he has seen it three times in theaters.>That's me!Nta but are you really such a loser?
>Seeing Obsession blind on opening weekend in Dolby was an incredible experience.
it was ok, would've been a lot better if they went all jeffrey dahmer or perfume at the endthink he's watched too many japanese horror films though, too many times i saw something that was ripped straight out of a pop cult j-hor flick
>>221470794>>221475156>>221481786Would you like to ban this movie?
>>221481814no one will remember this film come next week
>>221481814Sure
Bleak year for horror so far. The top two horror films of 2026 have been video game adaptations.
>>221481824People were saying that two weeks ago
>>221481869that was before it hit streaming
>>221481865wut
>>221481814>>221481824My answer is yes if people still discuss it next week.
https://youtu.be/lsYPahdQ1Zc?t=172I don't get how he kills the girl.
>>221481814Ban it.
>>221481814Please ban
>>221481814Fuck it. We ball. Ban.
>>221481903Exit 8 and Iron Lung
>>221482160Exit 8 was garbage, fren.
>>221481988His snow dick was too much for her to handle
>>221482160smug-o-meter>Just personally, my favourite films of the year are>My favourite films of the year are>The best films of the year to me are>The best films of the year are>(WARNING: DANGEROUSLY SMUG BELOW THIS LEVEL, CONFLATING ONE ASSHOLES OPINION WITH BOX OFFICE TOTAL) >The top films of the year are
>>221481786I agree though I thought it did a good job of taking j-horror elements and adapting them.An interesting interview on how they used lighting. A good example of how digital effects and fixing lighting in post aren't entirely bogus. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/OQFNnA98eKY
>half the thread is preet seething over obsessionkek
>Zach Cregger and Brian Duffield Teaming on ‘Siren Head’ Horror Movie Based on Viral Sensationwe are entering the age of the internet meme horror
>>221483445Carve me some turkey bro
>>221483445Couldn't they get a sharper knife? That thing looks like it couldn't cut butter.
>>221483445what's his endgame
>>221483970How come her hair is falling down, but her skirt isn't
>>221483984because then we would see her cute penis
Grandma's raping faster than eminem in this new teaser trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NK6jh04qNyY
>>221484100I'm tired of cringe cgi.
>>221484100looks kind of like sammy davis jr
what movie is this?
>>221484619Hellraiser 2
Oh WTF? They basically just remade Dracula 3000?
>>221484619>I am in hell(bound: hellraiser II)
>>221484829it'd be funny if there were no Draculas
Also more low-budget sharkperson fodder.
>>221484886Forgot pic.
>mfw a classic titties from the crypt episode
>>221482929Where is the seethe?
Just put on Primate. my mom told me to watch this one
>>221486167Listening to foids, ngmi
>>221484619Better Man 2024
>>221486223>>221486167bruh Im like 10 minutes in and the monkey in this movie is literally a dude in a suit. in a movie that came oit in 2025. what the hell am I about to see?
>>221486341you say that as if that isn't the definition of kino
>>221486341What else should it be?
>>221486341
>>221486359>>221486575>>221486627I'm just surprised, I thought it would be cg or something. they obviously had a budget for practical effects in this movie.
>>221486585Lmao what the fuck
>>221486167Based mom. I liked it.
>>221486765I think he's psychologically cracking, that isn't healthy
>>221486765Kek
>Backrooms movie>Sirenhead moviesmile.jpg movie is next
>>221486892I'd love to write a Jeff the Killer found footage>focuses on people trying to find the origin of the picture>but what they find is much more than a meme...
I'm unironically hype for the Sirenhead movie
>>221486945I know nothing about it except he has a siren for his head and that's enough. Sirens are kino, one of my favourite things about Silent Hill is the terror when they go off.
>>221486765He is obsessed with me.
>>221486980there's been a couple indie games using Sirenhead. and yeah, exactly, it's just a cool creature and you could basically do anything with it for a movie so I'm curious what they'll come up with. i wonder if the original creator is involved. he was an artist on Instagram I used to follow back when I used it
>>221487066It might just become zoomerslop
>>221481786Nothing wrong with people sharing their first impressions but seeing the same bait threads over and over in catalog is tiring
>>221487066One thing about it is that it reminds me of YellowBrickRoad, i.e. it can be done in daylight. Not a lot of horror concepts are just as scary at day as at night.
I need a 40yo patricia gf. Stat!
>>221486892It exists, and it is perfect.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CylLsVpfwmY&t=48s
Tonight’s movie is Milk and SerialFeels good getting paid $200 to watch one movie.
