>Anck Su Namun..As a kid you laughed. As an adult you wanted to sit down next to Imhotep and buy him a beer.
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>>221477873ancient egyptfoids will NEVER understand
>>221477646NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>221477873Fucking simp
>>221478062Good morning
>>221477646>As a kid you laughed.What kind of fucked up kid were you
>>221477646he tried to murder a little child. fuck him
how the fuck do you fall in love with the Pharaoh's used goods
>actress who played Anck Su Namun is a lesbian who claims she feels no attraction to men whatsoever>...except Arnold Vosloo, whom she admitted she became infatuated with while shooting the movie, but deliberately distanced herself from him because her attraction was "threatening her sense of identity"
>>221477646as a kid I didn't laugh at this scene.... I felt empathy for Imhotep
>>221478177>tfw destined by fate to be together, but she consciously chooses to be an aloof lesbian.
>>221478276Yeah... it's just sad man
>>221477873Simphotep got fucking gaped
>>221477646Even as a kid I pitied him
>>221477646Everything he did was for her. Disobeying his Pharaoh, risking the wrath of the gods, being mummified and eaten alive for three thousand years. Bringing her back from the dead. Then when he really needed her, she turned her back on him. If there's a better depiction of the real character of women I've yet to find it.
>>221477646>As a kid you laughed.I wasn't retarded then and I'm not retarded now why would I laugh? Did you laugh because "funny foreign sounding word"?You were probably more accepted by your peers than I was, because you were such a stupid normalfag retard
>>221477646>Lady betrayed her husband>Is surprised said lady betrayed himMany such cases.
>>221477646I didn't laugh. Even then I thought it was sad as fuck, especially his glance at Rick and Evelyn. He just wanted to be loved and the betrayal was so bad that he completely gave up and rather chose the underworld. And this is the guy that tolerated torture, being eaten alive and complete humiliation in the first Mummy to reach her again.
>>221478177modern women are unironically scared of being attracted to men and too "girly", I've seen reddit posts where they admit they like pink or want to be a stay at home housewife like they are going to confessional, no idea what causes this behavior
>>221477983This just looks like a theatre play, not really that bad on its own. Shitty cgi was much worse
>>221479804Didn't know reddit is real life for you anon, that's grim
>>221479846the scorpion body itself is great CG, it's mostly the ridiculously cartoony looking Rock's head superglued on top of itplus that shot just looks kinda silly because Imhotep runs into place for the scene in a funny unnatural way
>>221477983What the FUCK were they thinking?
>>221479804>waah waah waah reasons and cope why women find me unfuckablearent you faggots tired of hearing yourselves?you're like those attention whores that threaten suicide every other week but never go through with it.
>>221479987>>221479863I guess I said the bot activation phrase somewhere in there
>>221480001no we just want to talk about movies, not your nonexistent sex life
>>221479804>no idea what causes this behaviorI think you knowstarts with a jends with ews
>>221480032I didn't mention your mother
My jewfu
i held my ex gf back from trying to attack the police posted outside her brothers door because they were waiting for the coroner to show up for his OD and i think about it a lot but she’s ghosted me for 5 years now and there’s zero chance she doesn’t remember that night feelsbadman
>>221480100>instead of aging gracefully into milf mode she got boggeddon't look her up now
also the mummy is the goat adventure film and mummy 2 showcases sexo women
>>221479884what kek's me is they animated the rocks head looking up at Imhotep even though hes about to die.
>>221480126you should have let her get herself fucked up and arrested. she would have blamed you for not holding her back, then you could have dumped her first. lmao women are so fucking trash.
>>221479804>no idea what causes this behavior2 Corinthians 4:4 KJVIn whom the god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not, lest the light of the glorious gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine unto them.
>>221480434oh shut the fuck up christcuck>you have free will.. actually not>god desires everyone to be saved.. actually not
As a kid I wanted to penetrate this latinx skank with my shitty tiny child weiner
>>221477983 best scene ever
>>221477983looks fine to meif you pause it's like a renaissance painting or smth
>>221480100she looked so gorgeous In the flashback Egyptian scenes in mummy 2
>>221480501Her fight with Weisz in Mummy 2 was one of the sexiest things I'd ever seen in movies. Hotter than porn at the time.
The first two Mummy movies + The Scorpion King were peak childhood movies, seriously.https://youtu.be/Q3YAwp7hPpQ?t=429I still don't understand how my boy Mathayus goes from a chill hero to a conqueror that sells his soul in exchange for power
>>221477646As an adult i watched it for the first time and couldn't believe people were raving about such an awful movie.I realised its fan base is 99% women.
>>221480913>Let's get this guy>*pulls back slide to cock revolver and chamber a round CHK-CHK*
>>221477646So is he going to be back in the next movie or not?
