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>NOOOOOO THE ODYSSEY IS WOKE
No it’s not and even if it is you’re all going to see it anyway
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>>221478354
I'm currently reading up on the Odyssey so it'll be interesting to see what characters and events make it in and what will be completely made up nonsense.
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>>221478354
>you’re all going to see it anyway
No, i´m good. I´ll just rewatch Troy and The return and call it a day.
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>film maker makes people read and seethe
based Nolan
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haven't watched nolanslop since tenet
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>>221478354
yeah yeah yeah...
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>>221478354
I. don't. want. to. look. at. it.
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>>221478354
I won't, shill.
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Nolan doesn't have the internet or a cellphone, he thinks troons and blacks are normal now.
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>>221478354
The cast is appalling, I'll never watch this lazy, racist trash.
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>>221478354
>you’re all going to see it anyway
there's no world in which I watch another nolan movie kek, even if it looked good (and this doesn't)
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>>221478354
I’ll watch this movie when it comes out on betamax
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>>221478354
hahaahha

Every single time I see this thing I just burst out laughing. It is so absurd looking.
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>No it’s not
Yes it is.
>and even if it is you’re all going to see it anyway
Nah.
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i'll wait for the inevitable fan edit.
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>>221478661
Take that back, they are a symbol of non-toxic masculinity!
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why should i watch it? nothing about this movie screams "must see"
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>>221478516
IKR Matt Damon ffs
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>>221478516
How is it racist?
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>>221478354
>you’re all going to see it anyway
no i wont
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>>221478354
I have never seen such a Greek warrior
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>>221478354
the worst casting for any movie so far
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Oppenheimer sucked. This will probably suck too.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcTe1oL8L1Q
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>>221478354
I spent all my money on Obsession and Backrooms. IF IT WILL STOP RAINING I CAN CUT THE GRASS TO GET MY ALLOWANCE
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>>221478354
He's dying... bros... wtf?
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>>221478354
I'm seeing it on standard 70 and then if it's good I might make the trip to see it on IMAX 15/70 since the whole film was shot that way.
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>>221478354
don't care
not watching it
cast is bad
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>Thou art Achilles?
>Nay, 'tis the name of my dead self. I have been reborn, flesh resculpted as if by Hephaestus. Thou shalt call me...Titus Removus.
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>>221479651
Do fighters often train against pool noodles? Genuinely curious.
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>>221479587
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>>221479632
She looks so fucking awkward, like she's trying so hard to imitate men's mannerisms and behaviour but it just looks off
The way she gives a half assed thumbs up just says it all lmao
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>>221478354
It's funny because this will be the end of Nolan. He didn't make a great movie for 12 years, but even his recent movies were watchable which gave him a credibility. After this he will be radioactive for all producers.
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>>221480346
Cool cope
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>>221478354
Just like they'd all see Supergirl, right?
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This is sad. She was a cutie, now she's just a manlet.
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>>221478354
>you’re all going to see it anyway
Gone are the times when blockbuster movies were this big event that would bring everyone to the theater. Why would I waste my time watching some putrid diarrhea excreted by Hollywood when there's a vast sea of movies, shows, books, games and even youtube videos I'm actually interested in which are much more entertaining than the newest hollyslop?
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>>221478354
Elen Page has seen better days
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>>221478354
>not woke
>actual tranny
No i wont watch it.
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>>221478354
Was there any time liberals bullying people into financially supporting woke crap through internet social shaming actually worked? I don't think it ever has. But people like OP keep doing it.
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>>221478354
>paying for movies
Lmao
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>>221479587
Poseidon only turned Ceanis into a man because he raped her and got her pregnant, and men can't procreate.
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>>221478354
No.
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>>221478354
>It's not a new story that you would be curious about
>The cast is either actors past their prime or some DEI freaks.
>There is no hype for anything to make people actually go and see it.
check for grammar
It's a disaster in the making. The question is how badly it will bomb.
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>>221478354
>No it’s not and even if it is you’re all going to see it anyway
is this just some stupid bait? You'd have to be retarded to watch recent Nolan films, watch the new trailer, and pay to see it. I know most people, including /tv/, have awful taste, but fuck what a stupid way to spend $12.
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I haven't watched a Nolan film since TDKR
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>>221479932
They use them training to smack you in the head with to train head positioning, movement and defence, not happening here because its a mc dojo
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>>221479231
hiring niggers,mutts and troons to play human roles
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>>221478354
There's currently a 95% chance that I won't even torrent this shit as I can't stand the entire cast.
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>>221478354
>No it’s not and even if it is you’re all going to see it anyway

Why would you think that?
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>>221478354
Nope, and I openly belittle the fags that bring it up at work to the point where its only being mocked now. Im doing my part
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>>221478354
I haven't watched the previous 6 Nolan flicks and I'm sure as hell not gonna break the streak with this one.
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>>221478396
>have complete story with a history and people for reference
>it's accepted that because it's a movie you can leave out large sections leaving only the best parts
>movie basically writes and directs itself
>throw it all out to make up your own bullshit
>keep the name despite it being nothing like the original
>it bombs
>"this is your fault viewer"
why do they do this?
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>>221478354
>you’re all going to see it anyway
Sure, on Cineby.



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