Betray your foster parents and siblings for some Jewish pussy?
>>221478366Listen to G-d and follow His commandments
>>221478366we wuz kangz
You're playing with the big boys now
>>221478366Like seriously, it is so weird.It's literally saying you should side with family you never knew over the family that raised you.
>>221478500To add, songs like "Believe" suggest the story is about believing things will turn out fine under oppression.But that is completely removed from Moses' story.Besides, that is really stupid philosophy, because it suggests you should wait someone fixes the roof for you instead doing it yourself.
WITH THE STING OF THE WHIP ON MY SHOULDER WITH THE SALT OF MY SWEAT ON MY BROW
"Babe wake up, it's time for our weekly argument about the historicity of the Old Testament under the pretext of discussing a cartoon from the 90's."
>>221478366Even if your foster family means well, it's okay to withdraw your support of them when the family business involves enslavement, torture, and the occasional mass infanticide.
>>221478366Moloch is stronger than Ra and will give you better crops and more rain
>>221478810the hebrews did all those things. Moses himself had children killed in judges 31.
>based on actual events>``what is the moral of the story?"
>>221479210>based on actual eventslol, lmao even
>>221479166Obviously allegorical tale to teach people not to make rash oaths. I sometimes wish Christianity was more of its own thing and only educated/curious Christians read the OT(in the same way that you're probably not going to read the Book of Enoch or Shepherd of Hermas unless you're a religion nerd or grad student). It's just exhausting having to listen to dogbrained takes from atheist trolls and retarded evangelicals.
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>>221479166>ask the gods for help in battle>daughter dies as a result Wait a minute, this is just the plot of God of War.
>>221478366Killing babies is ok if god does it apparently
>>221478810>enslavement, torture,it is 1300 bc, slavery is literally moral>the occasional mass infanticideIn the source material, culling is justified because Hebrews breed so fast they threaten to outnumber the native Egyptians
yeah half the bible is about subverting another culture that trusted you from on the inside
>>221478366What did Ramses actually do to deserve to be fucked up so hard?He isn't responsible for his father's infancy.He didn't let Hebrews go, but why would he? In terms of the movie, the Hebrews are the economic corner stone of Egypt, letting them would be just bad politics.Now, what he could have done is introduce some type of reforms to improve the positions of Hebrew slaves, like starting to pay them wages and reduce intensitiy of their labour.But Moses doesn't even propose anything like that; he wants the radical solution, because a flaming bush told him
>Antz: october 2, 1998>The Prince of Egypt: december 18, 1998DreamWorks' first animation movies. I honestly prefer Antz
>>221478366The Jew destroy the blacks (kangs)
>>221480033the true israelites were black
>>221479965>both are about Jewishnesswtf the fuck did they fucking mean by this?
>>221478366Jewssy
Who the hell cares? DreamWorks lost all its credibility with the Shrek sequels
>>221480127What do you think the SKG in DreamWorks stands for?
>>221478366moral of the story was that the animators should've failed to meet deadlines so they could work on a much better film
threads like this make me not regret that citizen vigilante exists
>>221479281>Obviously allegoricalCan I get a point by point list of exactly what sentences in the Bible are true and which are not?
I enjoyed their next film more
>>221481578Learn to think for yourself instead of asking r/atheism what your opinion is.
>>221481697I accept your concession.
>>221481723LMAO even thinks in canned thought terminating cliches.
Antz is better
>>221479166>unfortunatelyHe knew exactly what he was doing.
>>221479405member how Kratos killing all the gods except for YHWH was prophesied in GoWII?
>>221480168Semites Kill Goys?
Why did it stop before this scene?
>>221478674MUDSANDWATERSTRAWFASTER
>>221478388I really don't understand how OP missed that one.
>>221479777>What did Ramses actually do to deserve to be fucked up so hard?He rejected God's commandment. It's his fault for believing in false gods (Ra and such) and not the one true God. After he is shown his folly and agrees to free the Hebrews, he then goes back on his word. A rational man would have freed the Hebrews and immediately converted Egypt the second the Nile turned to blood.
>>221478366>Be jew>Commit genocide>Still pretend to be the victim
How do so many years of history lose to some guy with a fedora and neckbeard?
This guy in 2004 wasn't a fan of early DreamWorks
>>221478366>some Jewish pussy?Pretty underrated most likely because her name is hard to spell
El Dorado is the only one I liked (although not because of Tulio or the villain)
>>221478366Yes.Look up the book of Esther. It is their codified tactical manual for the very subversion you described.
>>221480168Steinberg Kohen Goldstein?
>>221478366
>>221478674ELOHIM GOD ON HIGHCAN YOU HEAR YOUR PEOPLE CRYHELP US NOWTHIS DARK HOUR
>>221479281I'm pretty sure that one actually happened but the bible is ambiguous on weather she is given up as an offering or of she is given as an "offering" in service to the temple.
>>221481773Cillian Murphy was really good in this
>>221479281I'm pretty sure the Jephthah thing happened but given the strict prohibition on human sacrifice (as per Moses) she was probably put into service of the Temple rather than burned which is why she spent two months mourning her virginity (which would never be lost) rather than mourning her life
Sinbad is a very bisexual film
>>221483311She's not even Jewish
>>221484838And neither are modern Jews
DreamWorks wasn't kidding with the voice cast of its first animation movie
>>221478388Pharoah was going to do just that, but the G-d hardened his heart. What's up with that?
>>221478674I really enjoyed the 40k scale of everything in this movie. I went to Egypt after seeing it. Everything was so small irl
>>221482227Aren't the three wise men supposed to be him and two other gods from Norse and Egyptian mythology specifically? Such a cool concept.
>>221478388This. Also embrace Jesus as the son of god and the law of Moses given flesh.
>>221478366>Jewish pussyZipporah was a Kenite, even Moses didn't settle for a Jewess.
>>221479281This is literally why gideons bibles only supply the gospel and psalms. Interpretation of Old Testament scripture is multi levels deep and homeless guys will read Job or Leviticus and have a fuckin demon come into them. Me? I had a full blown Saul style christophany after buying a 250 year old bagster’s KJV and reading it flippantly only to have the book read me back.Now I spend my days reading esoteric lit and watching bootleg Masonic lectures and getting ZERO pussy because god turned me into a zealot evangelist. Life was way easier back when I was ignorant. Now everything is disciplined.Glory to our Lord Yahshua
Terrible movie
>>221478366Bruh his brothers abandoned him to rot