>>221478618
you were never IN, unc

can they just admit their fucking out of ideas?

>>221478618
>not going straight for the SCP money

>>221478632
fr fr on god dat unc do b cappin type shit

>>221478618
>zach killed his friend to do this kind of slop for the rest of his life
was it worth it, retard?

>>221478677
unc, nobody has been typing this shit for like 2 years. refresh your zoomer lingo if you want to mock anyone

Still no Pepe the frog movie :(

>>221478707
type shit

>>221478651
What about their "fucking out of ideas"?

>>221478705
You think he would give Timmy a pity gig....

>>221478707
fr

>>221478723
Kill yourself, its not enough that that ugly dumb shit is spammed everywhere at all times and all places?

>>221478618
AI movies can’t come soon enough

>>221478655
Even if SCP wasnt riddled with trannies, it'd be like a minefield of copyright. Anyone who's picture has ever been on the wiki (SCP-173, 682, 106, etc.) is gonna come out of the woodwork to get a chunk of cash if it turns into an IP, not to mention the writers.

>>221478632
I'm in a house that I own, nephew.

>>221478707
I just heard someone speak like that at a gym a few days ago

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when are we getting The Maze(TM): The Movie?

>>221478926
No it's not.

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>>221478618
I sincerely hope Zach has a brain aneurysm. I will never forget what he did to Travis.

so now they they just make knockoff slenderman shindy shit into movies? fuck, and I thought the minecraft retardation was bad

>>221478618
>capeslop
>scp slop
Looks like I will be saving tons of CASH

>>221478707
frfr

>>221478707
ahahah you broke character because the other guy was more fluent in zoomer!!!! KWAB

>>221478774
Seriously. At the very least.

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>>221478926
miserable

the age of capeshit is over

the age of creepypasta shit is now

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>>221478723
it was actually pretty good.

>>221478707
yolo swag

>>221478618
I want a poppy playtime movie with fuckton of fanservice of mommy long legs. You know what? Forget poppy and the play time, just make a porno-horror movie about mommy. Horror is pretty dead as a genre and needs to update.

>An empty room
>a bpd girl
>a stickman with a microphone head
honestly what the hell is wrong with zoomers?

>>221479131
a fuckton

>>221478618
>>221479057
The only good "creepypasta" is Ted the Caver and it would make a great found footage film like Blair Witch, they should adapt that instead of this zoomer crap

can we get one of a creature with a traffic cone for an arm and get this he appears in a room where there's nothing but a couch

who was that lantern-head fella /x/ created?
was like their attempt at a Slender Man type thing, way too late, don't think it ever really took off. but maybe now...

>Backrooms movie comes out long after the trend has gone stale and most people have moved on
So why the fuck are they bothering with Siren Head, which is even older and more stale?

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>>221478723
untrue, unfortunately

what's a siren head? First time i'm hearing about this shit

>>221478707
>are we the uncs?

>>221478632
uncbros...

>>221478707
lil bro ain't cooking fr fr

Will they ever make a scary Godzilla movie

>>221479363
It's judt Silent Hill where the manifestation of the cursed town is a lanklet that screams really loud

>>221478651
>>221478618

Hollywood made a Slenderman movie back in the middle 2010s. A lot of Indie horror films have made Slenderman movies. Heck, even SyFy had Channel Zero which was based on various creepy pasta stories.

>>221478723
>>221478926

Kek.

>>221479109
that would require constant quality cgi, sirenhead is easier because you just make some gay racebaiting drama and have them wander around the woods for 90 minutes before you see the monster for one frame

>>221478618
i appreciate hollywood's effort to always be 10 years behind internet trends.

This one was always really stupid. It only works for the momentary shock of seeing a structure in the woods start to move, the monster design itself is goofy as hell and there nothing else to do with it from there.

>>221479363
One of the billion internet monsters that were created by money grubbing assholes after the success of Slender Man. It's whole schtick is that people go missing in the woods, someone goes out to find out what is happening, sees a radio tower in the middle of nowhere playing a strange alarm constantly, and then it starts to move.

>>221478618
It's true, they cast me as siren head

I don't understand why Hollywood insists on taking shit that works better as a short film at most and stretching it out into a feature length movie.

Look at Lights Out. Really cool short video, really fucking stupid and dumb movie.

https://youtu.be/FUQhNGEu2KA?t=8

>>221478618
scripts are dozens of pages, maybe hundreds
how do you stretch a 4chan post into a movie?
"it took an hour to write, i thought it would take an hour to" or whatever Fry said about his Single Female Lawyer script

>>221480544
let me help you out:
money

>>221479273
/leftypol/ in human form.

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>>221478618
>What is Siren Head? It's creature designer Trevor Henderson's hostile, 40-foot cryptid, a rotting skeletal figure with two sirens as a head.

>>221478975
lol, trevor?

>>221478618
Hollywood always jumps on trends right as they've gone out of style.
It's actually impressive, this would have worked in 2022 or something, but not now.
Fuck, I think this is the first mention I've seen of Sirenhead in years.

>>221478707
ayo dis shyt bussin'

>Never got a big name Anasi's Goatman copypasta movie or a forest skinwalker rake copypasta movie
>Here kids!! Here's SIREN HEAD!!!

I fucking despise the Demiurge and this shithole hellscape he's concocted.

>>221478707
On. Fucking. God.

>>221478707
no bussin?

>>221478618
Bye.

>>221478707
The oldest zoomers are boomers now, we need to be co-opting aoomer slang

>>221478618
Hollywood is so fucking creative bankrupt that they will put internet creepypasta on the screen, lol.

>>221478618
I want a RIPPEN movie now too
since Hollywood is going full /x/

>>221481165
We can finally who was phone

>>221478618
youtube is the final frontier for cinema. been saying this for ages.

>>221481152
>>221478651

They're not out of ideas. Just done taking chances. They'll place bets on brand recognition and a built in fan base so they can for sure make some profit.

It's always been monetary.

>>221480517
you were mistaken on the anatomy. you were actually cast as ugly-ass.

>>221481370
I don't believe you are as young as you are portraying yourself. I think you are lying on the internet.

>>221480469
That's it?
SCP is filled with better ideas

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We need a Zeke the plumber movie.

>>221478707
It's absolutely over for this anon that I quoted.
It's actually never been. Moreover, in the history of it being over.
We're talking '80s level. Hulk Hogan combined with '90s Stone Cold. Steve Austin combined with the love that women and children had for John Cena from like 2005 until 2026 and it's still more over than all that combined.
It'll never be more over than this moment of overness

>>221478618
>the same fucking yes men pleb directors for every fucking movie now
>the same fucking cast every movie
>the same fucking shit reddit stories taken from le 4chan plots
Fuckkk OFFFF

>>221479223
There was nothing stale about that movie box office wise lol, youre just some 45 year old who heard about it and immediately wrote it off

>>221480037
Channel Zero season 1/2 are actually pretty good. It was a good idea for that network so of course they canceled it and stopped giving a shit when they could've beaten all these studios to the punch.

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>>221478774
He has no actual say of who gets to be in his movies
>this is the girl

>>221480469
IM GOING INSANE

>>221480469
I think it was just created by a dude who likes to make stuff on the internet for free (these still exist you know). It's not really riding the trail of Slender Man when ol' Slendy is like 15 years older

>>221478618
We are going to see a movie based entirely around pewdiepie caling someone a nigger

>>221482342
Siren Head was made in 2018, well past monetizing shit and writing out DEEPEST LORE crap was a thing.

>>221479273
She's cute

someone post the vid, you know the one

>>221478632
I was finger banging your Mom in the sweltering summer of 2004, junior. Take a seat.

>>221479151
thank god someone who actually knows about ted the caver

>>221478618
a whole new era of slop is upon us... as a zoomer I apologize on behalf of my NIGGER generation.

>>221478707
you've clearly never watched any police body cam videos

>>221484034
I just found on youtube that some guy did exactly what I thought about and made a found footage series based on Ted the Caver, haven't seen them but they seem promising, didn't know about this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2Ukd7bxax4

>>221478707
ong bru

>>221478707
>alpo still using unc

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Was just thinking "Skibidi toilet movie when" but they are already making it

It feels weird seeing all this dumb shit like Backrooms and now this being adapted since my 9 year old nephew was obsessed with both of them like 3 years ago.

>>221478707
you didn't even say crashout or anything bruh, besides using the word unc your entire post is indistinguishable from a millennial or gen xer, how does that make you the authority on what zoomer lingo is

>>221478618
>Sirenhead's creator continues to be stolen from
DOA
It lacks the soul of the spirit that made iron lung and backrooms successful

>>221481928
:(

>>221479273
>pizza
You just know

>>221478618
who is "we"? Im not watching that garbage.

>>221478651
>can they just admit their fucking out of ideas?
They fired all the writers. (remember those strikes making the news? That you dont hear about anymore?
They will never admit they were wrong

Salad fingers the movie

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solo movie incoming

>>221478950
Use the concept without specific SCPs niqqer

>>221478963
They did. It's called The Exorcist.

>>221487359
That's dumb. The most popular SCPs are tied to their old ass pictures. You're just setting up a flop by making 173 look completely different. It's just worth it to pay the fees or royalty to whoever owns it or just tell them to fuck off