>THIS SUMMER>OPEN THE DOOR(cast 'em)
I really miss the Don LaFontaine trailers
>>221478676john justice wheeler as ansem seeker of darkness
>>221478676Isn't the plot of this franchise extremely convoluted and weird
>OPEN THE DOOR>UNLOCK AN ADVENTURE>OPEN YOUR HEART
>>221478676How do you make a theatrical kingdom hearts movie without mickey?
Don Cheadle as Sora
>>221478827>WILL YOU STAND AND FIGHT OR PERISH LIKE A DOG
>>221479575he's not dead they can call his agent
>>221478676Don't fix what isn't broken, keep HJO as Sora
>>221478676>THIS SUMMER>OPEN THE DOOR>fade out>fade in to Sora’s big crinkly feet wiggling his toes in front of the camera and stomping on Paopu fruits
I can't fathom how the logistics of the movie would work. I guess they did something like it with Wreck-It Ralph, but going to the Disney worlds and getting involved is part of the appeal, and they would either have very few worlds(lame) or reduce most of it to a montage(pointless). Kingdom Hearts is a game and works best as a game, but if they were going to make an animated feature, which they aren't as Disney barely acknowledges it outside of Tokyo Disney, it would be better suited as a long form series.
>>221480024>Sora... why...
>>221478676>*Skrillex starts playing*>MAY YOUR HEART BE YOUR GUIDING KEY
In an alternate timeline a Squeenix exec got in an elevator with a WB exec and we got Looney Tunes KH
>>221480060Yeah I think a series would be best but there’s no more effort in western animated series anymore
>>221479927Disney doesnt let mickey be in theatrical movies anymore. His agent would tell square to kill themselves
>>221481323But mickey’s the king
>>221478827There is no voice actor or trained AI that can read far less act that many lines with Donald's buccal speech
>decide to replay KH>everyone across the site suddenly starts making threads about it LEAVE ME ALONE
>>221481711You never left Data Daybreak Town, you need to wake up now, we're trying something new
>>221478676Disney won't do anything Kingdom Hearts related before Nomura dies.
>>221480014HJO sucks as Sora. Miyu Irino is the GOAT sora.
>>221481858Genuinely kys
>>221481582There's a video I saw the other day where someone had a pretty good stab at it. Can't find it though.>>221478676Someone leaked a bunch of storyboards and concept art from a canned TV series a few years back
>>221481888You first. The english dub of Kingdom Hearts is absolutely horrible with no redeeming qualities.There's a reason they eventually released dual audio for the series.Checked
>>221481711Darkness within darkness awaits you, Anon
>>221481323Mickey's in a shitload of things. The reason he's not in theatrical movies is because Disney follows the different IP "for every stage of a man's life" model like Ford? Chevy? did in the 50s and 60s. When you're a toddler they hit you early with Mickey. As you get a little older they get you into Star Wars and Marvel. Once you're in your teens and 20s they get you to watching ESPN and ABC. As an adult you have your own kids and go to fun for the whole family Pixar movies and take the family to Disney World. When you're old and retired you and your wife join the Disney Vacation club and do all your vacations through them. You don't see Mickey because you're older than 5, but if you have young kids they ONLY see Mickey.
WHEN YOU WALK AWAY YOU DON'T HEAR ME SAY PLEAAASEEE OOOOHHH BABBBY DON'T GO
>>221481711You're confusing the cause and effect. You didn't decide to replay KH. There was enough KH discussion that it subconsciously made you decide to replay it, and now that you're actively thinking about it, you're noticing the threads. This is how advertisements work, by the way. Once you see it, you can't unsee it. It just sits there in your brain like a bomb ready to go off at the right trigger.
>>221478676obviously debra wilson as sora
>>221483048Well no it’s because I rewatched Oneyplays KH play through
>>221483038Hikari > Simple and Clean
>>221479859I shot my drink out of my nose reading this
>Nice character designs.>Now double the zippers.
>>221483229Literally fucking who?God damn zoomers man.
>>221478676Kingdom Hearts' story is so fucking retarded and nonsensical that Nomura has outright admitted to reading fan theories online to remind myself what's happening
>>221483307*himselfI am clearly not Nomura
>>221483038>couple of months ago>brothers, and other family members and I are at some law office filling out paperwork for the will of my dad>listening to music with one earbud in>Alarm goes off on phone and for some reason it just blasts my music as well>instinctively try to turn the volume off with the side buttons but it doesn’t do anything >at this point everyone just went from awkward silence to laughing at me because it was playing https://youtu.be/jYDM0sYfqnM specifically at 1:46>Try to laugh it off but inside want to kms
>>221483307The only people that are confused about the story are the people who only played 1 2 and 3 while skipping all the other games.
>>221483307Its not that complicated.
>>221483291I’m 33
>>221480060it should be a TV series with ~45 minute episodes that each take place on a different world. one season, one game.
>>221483363Yet I'm still calling you a zoomer for watching literally who streamers.
>>221483347I played every game except one (Dream Drop Distance) and 3 confused the fuck out of me. Every little thing is important, it's insane.
>>221478676How the flying fuck would you make a Fortnite movie? Just have a bunch of toddlers running around screaming “AMONGUS” or some shit?
>>221483402>and 3 confused the fuck out of meThen congratulations. You are stupider than the core demographic for this game: 14 year old Japanese boys.
>>221483347>skipped that random GBA game?>hehe too bad, you missed out on the story
>>221483427Yeah I know, but why do you have to be so mean about it?
>>221483427>the core demographic for this game: 14 year old girlsFtfy. The leaned heavily towards the fujo pandering after the first game
>>221483359Fuck Terra
>>221483446Do you know where you are?>>221483450The core demo is officially boys. Its a shounen series after all.
>>221483427The 14 year old boys were either babies or not even born when KH2 came out
>>221483471You don't understand how core demographic works do you?
>>221483488You don’t understand that intended, official vs the demographic it hits is a real thing in business and marketing do you? Announcing “our series is for X” isn’t going to make the teenage girl audience who like fujo shit disappear and be replaced with a boy audience
>>221483463That's no excuse. Didn't your mother raise you with manners?
>>221483536Then its a good thing I was always referring to the former and not the latter.And KH is still to this day primarily played by boys. Girls just wank over the characters and don't play the actual game. Like normal.
>>221483578No it’s not. Zoomers and gen alpha consider it uncslop
>>221483663I don't know what that means.But KH3 sold really well. So people are playing it.
>>221483678>KH3 sold wellA lot of people over 30 still play games. Youll figure that out when you’re older. I never said it flopped btw
>>221483722I'm older than you retard.That's why I don't know what your zoomerspeak means.
>>221483732Yet you think game sells are only exclusive to children. Interesting
>>221483762I never said exclusive to children. I said children are the ones PRIMARILY playing it.
>>221483347Don't pretend you played the mobile gacha in preparation for 3, which basically ignored every previous game except that one
>>221483402You skipped the one game, other than the mobile one, that's a direct prequel to 3
>>221483792I did play the mobile game. I quite enjoyed it.I was in the Bears clan with that Moose tripfag.
>>221483817Well, in that case I kneel
>>221483834I feel sorry for people that didn't play it cause the only way to actually know what happened is to download the remnants of the game and watch like 1,000 hours of cutscenes.
>>221483779And that’s wrong. KH doesn’t resonate with what kids want to play now. They like gun and ball slop
>>221483883That's what western kids play.Jap kids don't play nothing but Fortnite and Minecraft.And Jap kids is who KH was made for.
>>221480060It would be a worse clusterfuck than the Mario Movie, if not done correctly
>>221483902The games were never for specifically “Jap kids” this is just your feeling ie opinion
>>221483981It was made in Japan.Japan is notoriously insular. They don't care about markets outside their own. This isn't feeling. This is fact.Kingdom Hearts was made for no one but the Japanese people. The fact that people outside Japan liked it was a bonus.
>>221484027>It was made in JapanLiteral caveman tier reasoning it’s actual laughable lmaoSquare was already insanely popular, that’s why Disney worked with them in the first place
>>221478827It's convoluted to an extent I can only describe as omega-level autism. Just so you have a taste of it, the main villain's plan revolves around him casting aside his own body so he can send his disembodied Heart back in time and get his younger self to also time travel to the future so he can gather different versions of himself through time and have them also time travel to the present so they can occupy replica bodies. Everything I just said only covers about 10% of the insane absurdities in this series btw.
>>221484207>that’s why Disney Japan worked with them in the first placeftfy
