>Project Icarus has unexpectedly been destroyed when it got close to its objective
>>221480498>Project Ship Of Theseus has went through so many changes and revisions that they’re not sure if it’s even the same project anymore
>>221480498>captain's log #45: Project Hubris has escaped. I've put the entire facility on lockdown. May God have mercy on us.
>we've received an observation report from Project Watchtower
>Narcissus flowerwho writes this shit
>>221480498>We are unsure if subject "Schrödinger" has survived the procedure
>>221480498>The computer onboard satellite Hermes 1 has started sending back messages
>>221480498back to your containment board, apu >>>/int/
>Project Odysseus... is a fucking mess
>Project Zeus>protagonist will not be informed of the meaning of Project Zeus until the time is right for him to know the meaning of Project Zeus
>>221480498>Project Samson had a close shave but has now lost all power
>Project Peepeepoopoo started shitting and pissing unexpectedly, may god have mercy on us all
>our ships Terror and Erebus seem to have encountered some horrible fate
>>221481227Fuck you. This is literally the one amusing thread posted in the last month and it's making fun of a common /tv/ and film trope, thus on topic.
It's almost like scientists have realistic concepts and context when it comes to naming things like probes that will be used for messaging or getting dangerously close to the sun.
>>221481280Uh oh
>>221481322Who wrote this fucking script? Were they trying to be edgy with the names?
>"Put project Purgatory on hold we have a bigger problem"
>>221480498>Project Frog is currently making the best and entertaining threads on the catalog by far
>>221481322>the wreck of the terror was found in terror bayabsolute schlock
>Project Lazarus has somehow led a zombie apocalypse
>We found some weak spots in project Achilles
a brand new weapon platform...they call it Project Ares
>It's Project Apollo sir, its landed on the moon.>... well that's not clever or funny
>We expect a major breakthrough with Project Sisyphus anytime by now
>I'm afraid we've suffered another setback on project Sisyphus
>sir there's horrifying screams coming from the portal, should we abort?>no we have too much invested in this energy project to stop now>commence the first test of Project Hellfire
>Turned out Narcissus was just a vanity project all along
>>221481873>>221481877>are those who are working on project sisyphus happy with their progress so far?>one must imagine so
>Sir we need to close the ouroboros department, it's eating its own funding
>>Project Phoenix came to life out of the destruction of its preceding project.>>221481227watch out guys this anon said no fun allowed
>Sir, according to the intel report, project "Plato" is just smoke and mirrors.!
>Entire future society has its rulers named after figures from Greek and Roman history/mythologyBravo
>Sir, we've spent ten years building this state-of-the-art colony ship that will ferry our species to a new star>What's its name?>...The Ark
>>221481322>>221481477LMFAO
>Project Darwin seems to have evolved into a completely different beast then the one we first started with
>Project Pandora has caused unintended consequences.
>Project Butt Naked has just showed its ass in front of everyone >and it gets worse, sir. They've pulled the plug on Operation Euthanasia
>>221480803>Captain's log #25: Project Hubris is proceeding as planned, and all readings are within the acceptable parameters. Within just a few weeks, we shall hold the power of God within our hands.
>Project Sol caused a nuclear explosion that burned everything in a hundred mile radius.
>Project Prometheus was an attempt to bring humanity to the next level.
>>221480498>Somehow Project Lucifer has rebelled against us!
>Project Simpson unlocked the secret to immortality...but at a terrible cost.
>Somehow, Project Palpatine returned...
>>221482511lol
>Attempts to shut down Project Hydra just result in it getting more funding.
>>221482423>that sounds fuck tarded bro>all right what do you have then?>Project Noah
>Project Abel was killed off in order to provide more resources for Project Cain.
>sir, their gladius has been fully intercepted by our aegis
>Operation Sunrise has revealed everything
>Ruling state of humanity is called:>Imperium>Hegemon>Society>Dominion>Sovereignty
>Project Freedom was meant to bring democracy to that middle eastern country or that communist country
>Captain, we need to talk about operation catastrophic failure...
>>221483051>Despite the name it was actually a blinding success!>... but because of the name, that's actually a bad thing
>>221480498It turns out Janus Inc. has been two-faced about the purpose of its product
>>221481231>108 men have died for this project sir
>>221480498Project Midas has made us stinking rich... but at what cost?
>I can't reach Project Tower of Babel, their communications are getting jammed
>>221481322still not convinced this actually happened
>The Dindu Method has provided some catastrophic results in the past, but the analysts insist nothing has ever happened and that it's a good system.
>Project Baskin was cancelled due to a lack of funds.
>>221481231>You know the test cattle we have for Project Helios? Feel free to cook one
>>221483161lol
