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Realistically, who could even defeat him? He has the power of God on his side.
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the jonkler
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Maybe an extremely devout alien?
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Iron chariots:
>And the LORD was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron. Judges 1:19
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We could try blasting him with demoralization propaganda. This will crumble his soul from within. Everyone has a breaking point. If we localize the propaganda directly to him, it would have an ever greater impact than the run-of-the-mill propaganda that targets general audiences.
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Oh, you think God is your ally. But you merely adopted religion; I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING!
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Three options
one: while he's quoting Job, I throw a rock at his head. If it worked for cain it will work for me.
two: my new supervillian "Crossman" it's just a big sentient crucifix with arms and three: knowing gods twisted sense of humor, he'd kill bibleman himself with a bolt of lightning. Or Bibleman, Quranman, and Talmud man would all jihad eachother in a three way tie.
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LarryBoy.
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Epicurus mogged him 2200 years ago.
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I would rent this and veggie tales growing up in an evangelical church. Dr. Dino was also top tier creationist kino too this dude had hours long videos of how humans lived along dinosaurs, the earth was covered in superfauna and nephilim before the flood.



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