Men don't hit the wal-ACK!
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>>221506564>wife 46 years his juniorHow is this hitting the wall? The man has won
i can't believe **** van **** is still alive
wasnt he hopping n skipping on the red carpet like a year or 2 ago?
>>221506591I think it was sarcasm, retard
Looks pretty good for a centenarian
>>221506591Exactly. You just know he’s blowing her back out nightly.
>>221506564when he was 66 she was literally a baby
>>221506617Did someone call you a retard recently?
>>221506611There's two types of old people, those who slowly degrade and spend the last 20 years of their life basically being a cripple until they finally die and those who are still sharp and healthy until they decline very suddenly within a few months, Van Dyke is the second type.
>>221506617Next level irony
>>221506564>architect of the centuryHe won.
>>221506591She was only 40 when they got married. I hope this pedo burns in hell when he dies.
>>221506670everytime he rails those cheeks he gets a year younger
>>221506653Nigga who taught you math?
>>221506658There’s more than two types. My mom’s a literal boomer (yes I’m an oldfag) and she weighs 300 hundred pounds. For twenty years I would have to hear about how she went to the doctor and lost 15 pounds, at least once a year. She’s still mobile but has now fallen twice. Both times she was unable to get up without help. How she’s still mobile is beyond me. She’s 77.
>>221506564D*ck Van D*keIts 2026, show some respect to marginalized people, anon.
>>221506564>women hit the wall at 30>men hit the wall at 100Lmao
>>221506726Every time I consider getting into a serious relationship with a girl, I ask to meet her mother to see what I can expect.
>>221506811Not saying there’s no truth to that but your post also has a ring of cope to it. Dick Van Dyke isn’t the average neet.
>>221506722Kek
>>221506564lmao gold diggers r crazy
>>221506853I’m the anon you’re responding to and that dosent necessarily play out in real life. My wife and I are fourty seven. My wife takes care of herself, does yoga, eats right. Her mom looks like an unwashed asshole and is an active hoarder. Same with me. I stay in shape and eat right. My mom treats her body like a garbage can. The trick is weather or not she thinks like her mom and resolves conflict and deals with stress like her. My wife is nothing like her mother. We really don’t have much contact with either of our families because we are very different from them and have grown beyond the shit systems we were raised in while they refuse to even acknowledge there’s a problem.
>>221506564I knew a girl who hit the wall at 18
>>221506915How much money could he possibly have, his career peaked 50 years ago.
>>221506611sad when they go young like that>>221506623He's about to have a glow up as an urn
>>221506670I wonder what Neil Breen's wife looks like... That's insane level of letting yourself go at only 54 years old but I guess that happens when you r husband is 1000
>>221506978My neighbors daughter is 16, she was fat until about age 12 then lost weight and got really pretty, and now she's still thin but turning into an uggo, poor girl had 3 good years all before she even had a boyfriend.
>>221506811>>221506875Glad to have you bugs on board.
>>221506564>100 year old man taking advantage of that poor 54 year old childWhat a predator. What could they even talk about?
>>221506983If you're not retarded your wealth grows exponentially as you age.
>>221506564How mad do you think she is he's lived this long? How many times over the years do you think she's considered just poisoning him before thinking "surely, he'll die in his sleep naturally soon enough"?
>>221507091He will probably out live her since she's morbidly obese and got the jab
>>221506564More like Dick Van Kike
>>221506726My grandma was the same. Weighed more than 300, had tons of health problems, lived until 80. As long as you don't get a heart attack or cancer the 20 pills a day will keep you going.
>>221506564I can't imagine a more pathetic existence than a 100 year old stuck with his aged trophy wife because your life was spent in debouchary.
>>221507386She’s a hot dish.
>>221506564I just watched an episode of Columbo with him as the murder and even back then, more than a decade before I was even fucking born, Dick was old as shit. I’m talking the oldest person in the entire episode by a wide margin.
>>221507027>>>A federal registry
I really would rather not live to be 100 fucking years old
>>221506579Whoever the mystery meat foreigner who made this is, they need a crash course in how commas work.
>>221506983Are fucking serious?
>>221507539as soon as I cant walk on my own, I'm out
>>221506564Many of us will probably be dead by our 60-70s if you even get that far. I've known people that died from aneurism and accidental suicide in their teens and family obliterating car crashes in their 20s, liver failure by their 30s. The fact Dick is still kicking at all is massively impressive. Really it's an existential question of if you even want to live that long. Is there anything on the other side that justifies your life? Do all ants go to heaven?
>>221507386I can imagine, you dying a virgin, lmao.
>>221506564>She started going to the gym>Lost weightNo wonder he looks so frail right now.
>>221507115>died from the jab Two more weeks!
>>221506564What a sick fuck pedo. He was 46 when she was a baby.
>>221506966NTA either but you're the exception to the rule clearly. Most women don't turn into fat hoarders as they age... they may let their bodies go but they don't become literal trolls. And even if they "let it go" you'll still see how the fat distributes for them, whether it's to the areas you want or the areas ya don't.Point being, it's good advice to follow to look at someone's parents to see how that person is, behaves, and who they will become.
>chick loses curves and big mamas>guy loses his glowholy shit
>>221507954>She was 17 when you were 63 YOU SICK FUCK
>>221506726My grandfather was good in october and poof, died of cancer in february, 4 months ago
>>221506670>>221507412based
>>221507716Yeah it's impressive to live this longSo many thing could kill you everydayMissed a stair ? DieA drunk guy is driving ? DieA junky want your phone ? DieEarthquake and a thing fall on you ? Die
>>221507386A life spent in debauchery doesn't live to 100
>>221507972>Point being, it's good advice to follow to look at someone's parents Show me where I said it wasn’t. >and who they will becomeNot if that person dosent act like their parents, which I implicitly stated. Did you read my post? > Point being, it's good advice to follow to look at someone's parents to see how that person is, behaves, Why are you going to look at her parents to see how SHE behaves? You sound like you’re either incapable reading comprehension, or of coming to know a woman on a personal level because you have little experience, and I’m not talking about getting your penis wet a couple times.
Do you think he’s going to make it to the next Mary Poppins movie?
>>221506564you just gotta put on muscle when you’re young
>>221508070>City fag problems
>>221508096your entire post is you saying "that doesn't necessarily play out in real life" which is either you pointlessly reminding people that exceptions to the rule, in fact, exist, or you being stupid enough to think that they don't.Idk why you're so mad right now but bottom line is your post sought to refute the good advice from the other anon by I guess humble bragging that your wife escaped being like her mom. Which yay for you. It's not the rule. Go back and reread your own post, maybe wait until tomorrow, so you can have a fresh set of eyes to re-evaluate what you posted. have a good night anon.>Why are you going to look at her parents to see how SHE behaves?Just read this before I hit submit. If you honestly didn't even consider observing her parents and home life before you married her, then you simply got lucky with her turning out okay. So yeah you got an exception to the rule. Anybody else out there, please do not marry women who have packrat slobs as parents. That does not bode well.Also I am married, too, except I have three kids. Hopefully you don't have any, as it thankfully sounds like you don't. Someone who doesn't think people take after their parents is someone too ignorant and unwise to be a good parent themselves.
>>221508146Only one of those things aren’t found in the country and you have to come into town to get groceries you ignorant baboon. Even the Amish go the grocery store and there’s tons of met heads robbing shit out in bumfuck so stop being a retard.
>>221507716If you're a massive fat fuck maybe. For anyone remotely taking care of themselves, 60s is not crazy old. Men should expect to live to at least 75 barring some shocking cancer or whatever. Remember life expectancy =/= lifespan
>>221506811>women peak at desirability at 18No they don't.
>>221508284It's probably 25 or so in practice, moving up as a man's age increases, but with 35 as a major wall.If there was any source for that 18 figure, which is doubtful, it was probably going off pure visuals, which I'm sure is totally different from whatever test would've given 50 for the men
>>221508189>someone capable of doing better than their parents and believing in their wife to do the same is less capable of being a parent than someone who is angry at others ability to overcome the home they were raised inWhat an odd cope :)You’d think someone happily married and a father of three would be happier than spending their time lashing out at people on 4chan.
>>221507091Nah, she knew what she was getting into. Even in his 90s, the guy was going to the gym multiple times a week.
>>221508343>my secret? 100% pure, organic, distilled fresh baby blood! With no high fructose corn syrup, of course.
>>221506564>being shocked that a guy who 20 years ago had a role as someone trying to steal an immortality artifact from the museum because he's got two feet in the grave happens to look bad in a candid camera shot from a tabloid ragDude is 100 years old, can barely walk without help and STILL gets you malding enough to post this.Dick van Chad does it again!
>>221508213>There's no in between the town and countryBaloon head
what was it all for dick
>>221508326Wrong. It's 13. This is supported by scientific studies.
>>221507027Youre really invested in the attractiveness of this child
>>221508774Dude if you've seen the ass on 16 yo girls nowadays you wouldn't call them a child, lol.
>>221508774yeah I was talking about a party girl I knew in high school who looked like shit by 19 because of drugs alcohol and a bad diet... then this fucking indian comes in and starts talking about his 12 year old neighbor... I hate this place sometimes
>>221506564SHE'S ONLY 54 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCK
>>221506564>dick>van>dykelol lmao no way thats a real name stopp bullshitting
>>221506564Damn that's a rough 54
>>221506591having a wife in her 50s is a KWAB moment no matter how old you are, simp
>>221508343>all my friends are dead
>>221506722He was actually born in 1826, those big fat fucking milky jugs have been sustaining his youth.
>>221508037>>221507412
>>221509187I thought that was a Jim Carrol song?
>>221506564>wife Arlene, 54lmao she thought he'd kick the bucket pretty soon after they got married I bet
>>221509316You're thinking of people who died
>>221509295He won the game by breaking up with her.
>>221507716>accidental suicideWUT
