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I miss Lohar
I don't trannies deserve to die
>>221541902No one cares about the Vale, stop making threads centered around those boring fucks.
Give me these two women and I'll be happy a man
>>221541902What is /tv/ opinion on this scene?
>>221541902By decree of the King of Calcium and the most suitable ruler of Westeros, all future threads shall remain free from any reference to House of Trash in the thread's title
>>2215419311 dragon and 2 stags buys them for an hourBROTHEL QUEENS
>>221541931Those two are taken, you can have these instead
Anyone has that picture about Black vs Green arguments that has Aemond with laser eyes going "the lads look strong"?
>>221541931They should've gotten someone older to play Alicent. Hard to believe shes their mom.
>>221541942Epileptics are shaky
>THE BLACKS DESERVE THE CROWN>THE GREENS DESERVE THE CROWNAll jokers, the blackfyres are the rightful heirshttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1783026006259431.mp4
>I'm sure to win because my speed is superior
>>221541938Off screened 'feed
Anyone got the Vaemond pic wearing a suit and holding a cup
>>221541929>practically untouched by the wars>army almost entirely intact>the lord and almost its houses safeThe Vale won. Keep coping.
>>221541973Alicent got preggers at 14. She's supposed to be an extremely young mom in the books
>>221541980Blackfyre bastards get the rope, not the throne.
Where is the Blackfyre Truth Social poster when you need him
>>221542002They look so tuff thereAbsolutely mogging the greyjoy whore, shansha, the prince of dorne, whoever the fuck he is.That's what a king and his hand should look like.
>>221541921What if Lohar was a real woman?
>>221542008>bastardslegitimized>egg talking shit sunny side up or fried?Aegon Blackfyre has already landed in westeros, he's getting that iron chair
>>221542022
>>221541995
>>221542036What if pigs walked up oak tree?
>>221542042I sense a crossbow bolt in his throat is more likely.
>>221542006But it gives her scenes with her sons too much sexual tension.
>>221542067Thanks bro
>>221542047honestly taking the consolation prize and marrying into the dornish (or filthy diggers as I like to call them) instead of conquering them with FIRE AND BLOOD is fucking pussy shit
>>221542067Nothing. Wrong.
He comes....
>>221542103Already discussed. See >>221395857
TAOOBA
>>221542006thats kind of the normal age in the universe though.Cersei calls Sansa a woman grown the second she got her first period.Cat was 12 when she was bromised to Brandon. Sansa tooDany was 13 or somewhere there when married to drogo
>>221542103>can't beat them at war>beat them by outfucking them I'd say based honestly.
>>221542079And that's a good thing
>>221542103Based AIryan
>>221541980
>>221542149Henry would never!
>>221542162We shall see
>>221542137>kingdom who crippled your family from the start by killing a dragon and the conquerors sister>caused countless deaths of your people in the following centuries>give them the poweful position of being in the royal family
Show about great bastards and Blackfyre rebellion would be much better than hotd
Why did they cut young Griff?
>>221542178>Egg shocked that fat slag lusts for BBC
>>221542199He overshadows the bossbabe dany
>>221542006And she was riding Jaeharys’ senile cock years before Viserys got to take a dip.
If the people from the Black Walls in Volantis are descendants of the valyrian dragon lords, how come the targs never look for brides there?
>>221542183I'd respect the dornish more than and*l cucks anyday if I was a targ. Dornish actually put up a fight and didn't hide behind the septims and maesters to do it.
>>221541931It's so nice of Helaena to pretend she's the one drinking fat-fuck-slop when the cameras are around.
>>221542178
Henry Cavill as Daemon BlackfyreJamie Campbell Bower as Brynden RiversLuke Evans as Aegor Rivers
>>221542183From Dorne PoV it's shit too>dragonriding fucks come from nowhere and burn your realm>resist them anyway>they lose the dragons>they try to invade you anyway and fail>your ruler kneels to them anyway for a crumb of underage royal pussy
>>221542220Because they're too scared. Who knows they might encounter actual huge dragons there who will eat them.
>>221542220You know how far away volantis is?
>>221542227She isn’t pretending, she’s gone full method for that pudgy little Queen consort.
>>221542251Isn't it actually closer than far Norf?
>>221542266Well there's not a King's road to volantis.
>>221542256Does Olivia Cooke her own meals?
Henry Cavill should be banned from wearing white wigs
>>221542240If henry could act he should be aegor.
>>221542223>septims
>>221542266There's the narrow sea filled with pirates in betweenWesteros is a shithole compared to essos btw, its like early medieval vs the renaissance. Why the fuck would any noble in essos willingly choose to move to westeros, especially after the dragons were gone
Who should play young Rob and Eddard in a prequel series?
>>221542068Based piggies.
>>221542302The only King I'd kneel to.
>>221542306Tom Holland and Timothee Chalamet or Jacob Elordi
Where do whores go, chat?
>>221541981>Vhagar is big but Syrax is quicker
>>221542223The Martells are literally Andal themselves from their father's side and the name Martell is Andal.
>>221542350Wherever corn grows
>>221542273Sea travel is faster than land travel.>>221542303Essos is backward shithole with Rome-tier plantation economy that can't defeat Dothraki. The elite Essos soldiers are bronze-using phalanxes (and Westerosi mercenaries kek).
>>221542361One drop rule. All targs are basically mexicans now.
>>221541980>>221542042>>221542149I stopped caring about these fags when it was all just a bitter cuck mad the gigaslut wanted to fuck the school shooter over him.
Isn't there a Chinese empire equivalent in the lore?
>>221542293Henry shouldn't be Aegor
>>221542382YI Ti or something
>>221542366You're confusing the actual cities of essos and the wastes and dothraki sea.
>>221542371Ibbenese should conquer Westeros next, the homos(apiens) had their chance.
>>221542375>gigaslut wanted to fuck the school shooter over him.he just liked to watch
>>221542375I mean that's just Aegor's autism. I have to imagine more nobles than just bittersneed and fireball were coaxing blackfyre into it. Alot of low level knights and lords supported him. It was more due how top heavy the targs had become with choosing favorites.
>>221542375Wars have started for less
>>221542410>when your wife has more backhair than you
>>221542397Free Cities have slave based plantations and warfare based on paying for Unsullied/mercenaries too.
>>221541981Is the mountain even that good of a fighter technically, or he all just pure raw strength? Bobby B was strong as fuck but he was also quicker then you'd think and had that natural instinct as a warrior.
Are there any bigger suckers than Pre Tywin, Lannister lords?These guys not once got anything of note for throwing in their cash to the crown. From the council of 101AC to Gerold the Golden and the Blackfyre wars where they get assrapedThey get absolutely nothing
>>221542458basedlove a free market
>>221542460He's faster than you would expect but he's not a prodigy of technique. He's just good because he received formal martial training, + his gargantuan size.
>>221542460Bronn refused to fight him because he was fast and skilled, not just strong
>>221542458Ironically only the unsuccessful ones. Braavos is the most famous and powerful of them despite having no slaves, cockless slaves, or elephants.
>>221542473I have to assume fatman did that on purpose to make Tywin and his ilk more impressive.
Everyone wants to fuck this bitch
>>221542503me too
Did Rhaenyra give Otto the Ser Rodrick treatment on purpose for calling her a weak ass bitch?
>>221542382Yeah it's by Qarth. Its by Asshai which are the shadow people which I think Mel is from there and it might be Japan? The lore isn't too clear
>>221542503She should steal the treasury and escape to Lys with 'nyra so they can fuck.
>>221542473Tyland was based>>221542510not really, he ragebaited her and humiliated her as his final act>bro can you do it? your bitch cant even cut my head of properly>she goes for it herself>infront of an entire court she's dripping snot and crying then botches an execution too
>>221542510She got offended he wanted Daemon to do it because she saw it as threatening her womynhood
>>221542503I fucking don't want anything to do with that
>>221542002Rob Aryn is Baelish's bastard.
>>221542512Asshai sounds more like a combo of zoroastrian persia and india than anything.
>>221542516Neither her nor 'nyra are lesbians, anon.
>since he isn't real Daeron, can I keep him?
>>221542539Why is fDaeron cuter than the real Daeron
>>221542510No? She literally made that first slash with her eyes closed, she's just a bitch.
>>221542250Are you retarded
>>221542551In universe: to better bait Daemon.Irl: because that's a girl.
>>221542199They gave his role to Cersei as the monarch in power when Dany burns Kingslanding. They included the Gold Company since they're supposed to be there when it happens as Young Griff's supporters
>>221542460On technical fighting ability, I don't think he's that great. But he's massive, has a large reach when he's easily swinging around a two hander sword in one hand, and he's faster then you'd expect (not to the same tier of Robert was fast for his size and strength, but faster then a absolute unit like him should be)With that level of strength, reach and speed, he doesn't really need to be good on a technical level unless he's fighting someone like Jamie or whatever.
>>221542503NghhhhhhhhhhI cannot contain myself....Damn traitor.... needs rape correction....
>>221541942It's pretty heavily implied in the books that he was never an epileptic and that he was being poisoned by littlefinger
>>221542539>himDaemon can smell underage pussy from a mile away.
>>221542596Anyone else got a bit surprised when Aemond said this?
>>221542551Because that's a womanYes, a ftm tranny.
Might go on an evening rape walk
>>221542591I guess the power balance is how good of a fighter is the Hound? The Hound is strong sure but he's also a good fucking fighter. I mean both kill Dondarrion and he couldn't be a total loser at jousting and sword fighting.
>>221542503sexo
Why was bro not just killed on the spot? The Grand Maester and a load of guards walked in on him trying to unwillingly bum the queen
>>221541981Oberyn unironically did win because his speed and skill was superior, he just threw by spazzing out and trying to get the Mountain to implicate Tywin in Elia's murder
>>221542640The Mountain kills for fun and because he has to. The Hound has been training with the blade for almost his entire life for the express purpose of being good enough to finally kill his brother.The Hound's definitely on a higher power level, which is then balanced by their size difference.
So they are making the Brothel Queens canon right?
>>221542651God the embarrassing shit women have to do in order to get a shot in Hollywood, even now. Almost makes me want to become a feminist. Almost.
>>221542654Innocent till proven guilty or whenever Daemon feels like feeding more souls to Dark Sister
>>221542654Maybe because he's a nobleman, but I think it's because the writers didn't want to.
>>221542533Good, that's why he's such a chad
>>221542199Because his very existence is a pointless retcon, part of the general bloat that has killed the series.
>>221541981Even Jamie thought that when considering people who were stronger then him, that despite that his speed and skill would let him prevail. Oberyn was doing well enough throughout the fighter, staying out of range with his spear until he focused more on getting his confession.
whos ready for the absolute shit show of an episode that ep3 will be? even worse than the first 2 eps
>>221542705Young Griff is. Amuch better way to incorporate the Golden Company than Cersei's 'muh elephants' and le Euron Bigcock's swerve
>>221542677There is not a doubt in my mind. The gold cloak scene with Alicent was foreshadowing. The writers are hellbent to have Alicent get assaulted sexually or otherwise every episode. The actress that plays her warned that it only gets worse.
Did no fucking targs send a letter to the wall or go the fuck up there themselves to get Dark Sister back? Did Egg 'know' and let Bloodraven take it with him?
>>221542705>his very existence is a pointless retconHis coming was foreshadowed as far back as book 1.
>>221542757Blood Raven can just mind control the entire population into ignoring his theft.
>>221542708>Even Jamie thought that when considering people who were stronger then him, that despite that his speed and skill would let him prevail.That's because Jaime, apart from being fast and skilled, was also a relatively large strong guy. Not anywhere near Mountain tier but not a dexfag.
is the larys foot fetish jerking off session thing from the books as well?
>>221542640>>221542672The hound sounds more closer to Robert is described in his prime, deceptively fast for his speed and size, especially in plate armour.
>>221542728Thank the gods for these writers then, atleast for once. Seeing Alicent bounce on it crazy style will save the season, bonus points of Helaena is included
>>221542762>book 1source? also i thought he had whitish hair
>>221542705It's literally false dmitry. And fatman LOVES shoving historical events into his work I bet he thought about it for a while. And it's hinted at in Swords or Crows I forget. It's a Brienne chapter. It must be crows.
>>221542771Jamie was a quality build. Mountain pure STR, Oberyn a dexfag
>>221542762Wrong colors on the flag.
>>221542677It feels like they wouldn't, but then again I assumed they'd cut the Honeybee Inn stuff from the Final fantasy 7 remake, and instead they leaned into it. So maybe
>>221542757What would you have them do? It's like if the sword got lost during an expedition into the Arctic Circle just wander around doding the natives and polar bears hoping to bump into it.It's the same reason the Lannisters eventually gave up looking for Brightroar
>>221542677Yes, but with Rhaenyra and Mysaria, and they do it for free of their own will.
>>221542828They're the right colors since that's what he publically isWhat's more baffling is the short black hair, which is nothing like what he's described as
>>221542006wut. shes an old bitch in the book
>>221542841For a Valyrian steel sword? yeah I'd send a few hundred men and some money north to see it could be found. Be a good excuse to support the night's watch too.
Has HoD got any more seasons or is this the last?
>>221542847Rhaenyra and Mysaria and Alicent and Helaena foursome hnnnggghhh
>>221542506needs more rape to me
>>221542881Dark sister is the gayest Valyrian sword and for women so they probably just let it go
>>221542892Six more seasons are greenlit,HotD will go a season longer than GoT did
>>221542894While Daemon watches on a weirwood chair.
>>2215428924 seasons are planned
>>221542919There is no fucking way they can drag this on for that long. Just how?
>>221542919I'm worried that you're not joking
any female nudity next episode? all I seen so far are dicks
POV: you're sara hess writting Alicent scenes for the hit show HOTD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPU2dvx57Vk
>>221542920With Alys sucking him off while he has the weirwood VR set on watching the rape... the rape Sansa, which was so beautiful
>>221542927Oh good, so Rhaenyra can wast this entire season debating whether to kill Helena and Alicent, with White Worm and Daemon acting as the angel and devil on her shoulder
>>221542778Of course not.
>>221542919There's literally not enough material for this
>>221542881Even Harlaws and Drumms have Valyrian steel swords. Just wait for the next ironigger chimpout and take it from them.
>>221542778The showrunners confirmed it wasn't a foot fetish. It was a power thing, making Alicent humiliate herself, not feet specifically.
>>221542503I wouldn’t even rape her. It’s not that she’s not attractive, but she’s the most unlikeable evil woman in Westeros, a mother who straight up is willing to let her sons be murdered so she can dyke out with her childhood friend, a vile bitch who watched her father be executed because she betrayed him. I wouldn’t even wish a rape bastard on her, they’d deserve a better mother than her.
>>221542788>>221542854When Tyrion meets Young Griff his hair is dyed blue to disguise his identity. I think Jon Con's hair was dyed as well.
so when's dunk coming
>>221542982Damage control after everyone hated their hamfisted viral marketing meme engagement bait
>>221542967Material is immaterial, this is the Condal/Hess train now
>>221542830>Halaena going into catatonic shock and imagining a full-scale dance routine to copeI’m all for it
>>221542999He has no dick he can't
>Clubfoot>lets give him a foot fetishso clever and funny
>>221542976The Valyrian steel autism is so weird. We never really hear of any taken for rebellion besides Ned. Only in battles or duels.
>>221542982It was feet>>2215429992027
>>221542976With how rabid Tywin was for a Valyrian steel sword it's surprising he didn't steal House Drumm's sword since they previously stole it from House Reyne. He could have easily framed it as reclaiming Westerland property.
>>221542976Man the Freehold really was just giving away their magic swords to anyone. Even the fucking Mormonts, one of the poorest fucks in the North, had a Valyrian steel sword.
>>221543030Causing her to get PEAKED one dayAbsolutely Cinema
>>221542967
>>221543056I imagine it was one of those things you go on a fancy vacation, check out the slave pits, see the blood sacrifice temples and take a sword home as a souvenir.
>>221543051>he renames it Golden Rain
So .... What happened to Widow's Wail?
>>221543056>he actually thinks Longclaw isn’t just Dark Sister under an assumed identityState of you
>>221542984>I wouldn’t even wish a rape bastard on herThat's what butt stuff is for.
>>221543107I've never heard this theory but it makes perfect sense lmao
>>221543103Doesn't Tommen have it now?
>>221543074?
>>221543107>darksister: long sword, slender blade built for a woman>longclaw: bastard sword, blade wide enough for three fullers It’s impossible for them to be the same
>>221543107But isn't Longclaw a bastard sword?
>>221543159>built for a womanIs this ever really stated? I know it's name and Vissy had it first but it was mostly used by men for 90% of the killing
Why tf does France have two yellows
>>221543161That's why Jon has it now.
>>221543174
>>221543199Niggas been walking around with a toy Barbie sword, not very aura, blackfyre W
>>221543127The theory came about because the Mormonts were so poor. George has said Longclaw isn’t Dark Sister though. Long time since I’ve read the books but I’m sure Bran mentions a sword by the Three-Eyed Crow’s side when he finally makes it to his cave.
>>221543127Darksister is with Bloodraven in his cave. Bran sees itBlackfyre is in possesion of Illyrio Mopatis
>>221543199Tranny sword tranny sword!
>>221543247griff gonna get it?
>>221543043If I had 1 of the 15 lightsabers left in the world I'd hold onto it for dear life. I'm sure the rightful house had enough legal protections on them that if someone did take it in battle they would be expected to give it back or face the wrath of the Law. Like when Ned gave Dawn back to House DayneUnless your Ironborn who just don't give a shit or Tywin who doesn't give a shit about the law.
>>221543262thats the plan Illyrio supports griffI personally believe that he's griffs father and the bother is a blackfyre
>>221543262Mostly likely after he takes Storms End he'll be presented it by the leader of the Golden Company as proof of his legitimacy but will also be a dog whistle to the remaining Blackfyre supporters since Young Griff will have Bore the Sword.
If Faegon turns out to be legit and Dany burns him anyway it's going to hilarious
>>221543399The entire story we're given of the events just make no sense anyways. There was a lot more at play than just "Mountain and Lorch went into the room and rape murder time"
>>221543247Illyrio doesn’t have the sword. Tyrion is overhearing half a conversation about Daenerys spoken in a language he doesn’t understand - Queen, dragon, sword are all things going on with her. Illyrio gave Griff coin, armour and a load of sweets.
>In the television adaptation Game of Thrones, Aerys is portrayed by David Rintoul in a flashback scene. He was previously played by Liam Burke in the rejected pilot episode of the series.Wtf what rejected pilot?
>>221543474lurk ten more years
>>221543474https://gameofthrones.fandom.com/wiki/Pilot_(Game_of_Thrones)
>>221543474The one with a different Dany, Catelyn and a weird intro with a maester writing out the story.
How did they even get Dark Sister back? Surely the first guy finding it sticking out of Aemond's head would have ran off with it, like what happened with House Royce's Lamentation?
Sooo did they really kill off the Lannister bro who was with Lohar (would btw)?
>>221543555>a weird intro with a maester writing out the storyhaha good thing that never came back
>>221541931So you want both a pet and a slut to cuck you?
>>221543558They just took their submarine and went down to the bottom of the gods eye, locating vhagar using radar scans. Then they built a crane on the ocean floor tall enough to lift vhagar out of the water. I’m joking; the battle of the gods eye never happened, it’s a small folk tale
>>221543558Multiple divers went down into the God's Eye to get the thing, likely at Royal request in exchange for a hefty reward. What's a lone peasant going to do with Dark Sister? Turn into Smeagol with the one ring? Go on a rampage to try and sate the sword's unquenchable bloodlust?
>>221543558>>221543622How would anyone even get to the bottom of the Gods Eye?
>>221543666Diving bells
>>221543666You get someone who can hold their breath, tie a rope to them and some weights to their feet, then pull them back up in 2 minutes. IRL I heard when spanish galleys with gold crashed they'd swim super fucking deep for bags and handfuls at a time lol.
>>221543666They wouldn’t
>>221543666Lothar Longarms reached down with his long arms.
>>221543697/thread
You’d think they’d cast hotter men given how these game of thrones shows are for women.
If Larys Strong offers King Aegon, is picrel in the realm of possibility?
>>221543666The average lake is 137 feet deep, which from descent to ascent would take a trained diver around 4 and a half minutes to do. Your average trained diver can hold their breath for 5 minutes or more with the record being 13 minutes.Easy Peasy.
>>221541902Gods be damned, the art for ASOIAF gets worse every day...
>>221543827Anakin Targaryen lololol
>>221543827
>>221542993The hair in the pic isn't blue and it's short.
Why should I not strike him as my own sons were stricken?
>>221542002
>>221543474>>Benioff and Weiss never anticipated having to refilm the pilot. After showing a rough cut to friend and fellow scriptwriter Craig Mazin, they expected Mazin to give them a few written notes on points to refine. Instead, the only thing he wrote on the notepad he handed back to them was "MASSIVE PROBLEM" spelled out in capital letters.[3]>>Both Mazin and HBO felt that there were major problems with the pilot, which devastated Benioff and Weiss. After Season 5, they explained that this had a huge emotional impact on them and considered it the low point of their careers. Ultimately, they decided to take the unorthodox step of outright re-filming almost the entire first episode and learn from their mistakes.>>One of the major criticisms was that basic exposition throughout the pilot was deeply flawed as Benioff and Weiss had no prior experience in television. Particularly, Benioff and Weiss have frequently noted was that many people at private screenings of the pilot didn't understand the familial relationships of the major characters. Specifically, they didn't realize that Cersei and Jaime Lannister are brother and sister, or that Tyrion is their brother. In reworked scenes for "Winter Is Coming", Benioff and Weiss made it a point to emphasize this: in Jaime and Cersei's first scene he goes out of his way to say "as your brother I need to tell you..." etc., and also dubbed in off-screen voiceovers have characters shout "It's Tyrion the imp! The Queen's brother!".[3]>americans dont understand anything unless it's spelled out to them: "as your brother!"
>>221543896I didn't draw it.
>>221542126>thats kind of the normal age in the universe though.It is in Westeros because Gurm don't know history and has a fetish for that kinda stuff but historically, the average for a medieval English couple to get married, is something like 22 for the guy and 19 for the girl.
>>221542757Daeron II gave him Dark Sister, Egg can't just take it from him unless he's dead.Bloodraven disappeared north of the wall with it and Egg was too busy dealing with the lords and trying to hatch the dragon eggs by then to care about the sword.
The real question is why hand off both your ancestral family swords to bastard sons? Why isn’t it in the hands of Baelor or Maekar to begin with?
>>221543214>blackfyre Wblackfyre has lost or tied every duel with dark sister lmao
Celtigar axe moggs Targshit toys
>>221544129>BlackfyreAegon IV gave it to Daemon to show that he is his heir.>Dark SisterBloodraven was jelly and brainwashed Daeron into giving it to him
>>221544136I seem to recall aegor skullraping cuckraven with his big blackfyre
>>221544201Nightfall is the best Valyrian sword because it’s the only one that ever seems to get used.
>>221543474>He doesn't knowPic related played Waymar Royce and DanyRumor going around is that George asked Ira to cast them as Bloodraven and Shiera for AKOTSK cause he kinda still feels guilty for them being fucked over by HBO specially Tamzin with Dany
>>221542223>Dornish actually put up a fight
>>221543827Daemon stop I've got the High Ground!I loved you like a brother!
>>221544313
>>221544243And I seem to recall bloodraven taking bitcherseethe in chains back to kingslanding the next time around.
>>221542240Good casting, too bad HBO will fuck it up...
>>221541931oh to have Halaena sisterwife...
>>221542240>Luke EvansAegor's a homo lmao
>>221544350His bros saved him. Meanwhile no one saved Cuckraven because he has no true friends.
>>221544282Tamzin's been quite consistent in interviews that she didn’t mind the pilot flopped because she wasn’t particularly interested in the role in the first place. George can let go of that guilt.
>>221544417Nice cope for getting your ass handed to you by a girl's sword.
>>221544382Older or younger sister?Very important question
I still don't understand how this show has such amazing armour and clothing, but such fucking shit wigs.
>>221542266
>>221544460Akotsk doesn't have any wigs
>>221544460I don't know shit about wigs, what's bad about them?
>>221542240>Jamie Campbell Bower as Brynden Rivers>Luke Evans as Aegor RiversOnce brothers eh
>>221544429I want her to be the older sister
>>221542503>Everyone wants to fuck this bitch
>>221544129Wouldn’t be much of an edgelord albino sorcerer without his magic sword now would he
>>221542757>Did Egg 'know' and let Bloodraven take it with him?Egg and Bloodraven were working together. Bloodraven knew he needed to meld with the weirwood internet and King Aegon "banishing" him to the Nights Watch was the plan.
>>221544481Based on that image and pixel counting Volantis is closer to KL than the Wall.
>>221544424What's she gonna say? That she's pissed on losing out on millions?
Where's the ep?
>>221544731Because it is.
>>221544764She could have done a Sean Young and turned up on set with her own Targaryen wig.
>>221542220Volantis could have a whole cadet branch of Targs due to Saera for all we know.
>>221544764Henry is relentlessly handsome
>>221544571Uooghhhhh GwinGuh
Is she a virgin?
>>221543827Every straight woman finds Matt Damon hot though. There were rivers of thick, viscous girlcoom flooding living rooms when Daemon started whispering to Rhaenyra in High Valyrian.
>>221544905Only Hags
>>221543474>Wtf what rejected pilot?The pilot episode was SO bad, HBO scrapped the whole thing and started over again. Some actors, like Jennifer Ehle who had been cast as Catelyn Stark, bailed on the production.
>>221544879Dirty whorish leavings from the womb of a dirty whore are unfit for the Iron Throne in any universe.
>>221544328Awww look at the boys playing tag :)
>>221544905>Every straight woman finds Matt Damon hot though.that can't be
>>221541902I want to see his epic battle with the Gryphon King.
>>221544913Catelyn Stark is canonically one of the most beautiful women in the Seven Kingdoms, they really did her character dirty with the two women they got to play her.
>>221544899Oh no. Not even close.
>>221544899>sole woman hanging around in a camp full of rowdy menhighest body count in the seven kingdoms
>>221542115Absolutely based.
>>221542220Targs hated Volantis for the Century of Blood, Aegon flying on Balerion actually burned their ships attempting to retake Lys.They aren't descended from dragonlords either, they're descended from merchants and moneylenders that ruled the colony and usually had to go crying to the dragonlords in Valyria to save their asses.Fuck Volantis and fuck Valyria.>Volantis grew powerful trading with Valyria and the Rhoynar, although the nearby Rhoynish city Sarhoy declined. This led to the lengthy Rhoynish Wars.[6]>In the Second Spice War, the last of these wars, Volantis and three Valyrian dragonlords destroyed Sarhoy and sowed the ruins with salt to prevent the Rhoynish city from rising again.[33] Prince Garin of Chroyane declared war and marched at the head of the biggest army Essos had seen. He won victories at Selhorys, Valysar, and Volon Therys, where he faced a hundred thousand enemies, a hundred elephants, and three dragonlords. After Volon Therys, the Volantenes behind the Black Walls asked the Freehold for help. The alliance between Volantis and the Freehold shattered Garin's host, and it is said the blood of the Rhoynar turned the great harbor of Volantis red as far as one could see.[33]
>>221543508GRRM was also in the pilot episode.
>>221544931Still more Valyrian than you Egg.
Can't stop thinking of Alicent feet
>>221545093your buddy cop shit is not it, larys
>>221542482Nah, Bronn never mentions thinking he’s all that skilled - “Freakish big and freakish strong, and quicker than you’d think.”
>>221544989>highest body count in the seven kingdomsThat doesn't apply to Joan Of Arc
>>221543666>How would anyone even get to the bottom of the Gods Eye?There's an island in the middle, so it's probably not that deep.
>>221543951Yeah, it's the viewers fault, not the utterly talentless hacks.
>>221545118>That doesn't apply to Joan Of ArcThe holy paragon of christian virtues? No shitIt applies to every other woman on the planet though
>>221542661>>221542708I love the cutaways to Jaime during that fight. Nicolaj did a great job of looking genuinely happy and impressed at the same time. He was like, “This nigga gettin’ SCHOOLED.”
>>221545130Raventree Hall is in the wrong place on that map
>>221544972Jennifer Ehle was a good choice as Catelyn, the wizened old librarian who got the role was not.
>>221545014>In the battle at Volon Therys, the water wizards raised enormous waterspouts against the Valyrians' three dragons, and the Rhoyne flooded the city.[1] The Valyrians returned with 300 dragons, destroyed the Rhoynar army, captured Garin, and destroyed his city, Chroyane. >According to legend, the men of Volantis and Valyria hung Garin in a golden cage, and carried him north to his city of Chroyane, to witness its destruction and the enslavement of his people. Garin called upon Mother Rhoyne to destroy his captors, but they only mocked him. Nevertheless, that very night, the waters of the Rhoyne flooded out of season and with great force, drowning the invaders. Additionally, a thick fog fell upon Chroyane, and the Valyrian conquerors began to die of greyscale.And we're supposed to like these lizardfuckers lmao
>>221545227Email Gurm.
>>221542804Speaking of DEX, what’d you think of that slick-ass move Oberyn pulled where he kicks the spear while thrusting it forward from the very ass-end of the shaft? That’s one of the coolest moves I’ve ever seen done with a spear.
New thread:>>221545307
You guys never noticed this, but the Mountain disarmed Oberyn first and got another lance thanks to his servant. Gregor was the better fighter. If the servant hadn’t been there, Oberyn would’ve had to fight him with a broken lance.
>>221543041>Hey, let’s open a night club in the cellars of Harrenhall …>Got a name in mind?>As a matter of fact …
>>221543184GODDAMMIT, CARLOS!
>>221543867Aenakin.
>>221544571>There could be big stupids here!
>>221545056He should rock this look more often.
>>221545321thats a squires job
>>221545145both the series and the viewers are both shit
>>221541938Daemonjak
poppa bear?
jeor is icsh
>>221548630jeor is too old to be icsh but he is kino tho
