Daddy's princess editionPrevious >>221545307
i am a BASTAAAAAAARDand my mother is.. a whore
Tax the rich and feed them rats.
I don't know how I'll be able to stand a fully Rhaenyra oriented episode. If I hated some plotline in GoT the next scene would usually be more bearable. This might be the worst episode of the whole extended gotverse yet.
>>221555236You're also a man. And all men must die unless they accept R'hllor's blessed embrace.
Isn't Egg's mom a Dayne? Will Egg learn to duel wield?
Favorite background girl waifu...?
>>221555317
>>221555223Dunk my beloved
>>221555317Dyana
>>221555317the maid aegon rapes
>>221555317Brothel mommy
>cut mushroomI refuse to watch this shit Dinklage should be thrown about for causing this
>>221555317Elinda Massey. She has a weird alien skull that's oddly attractive.
>>221555389What does Dinklage have to do with it? Was he going to play Mushroom? who would you cast as Mushroom?
>>221555389what do you mean? he was on rhaenyras wedding.
>When a lizardfucker talks shit and you just want to blast him away with your Dawn arcane magic
>>221555406>What does Dinklage have to do with it?He literally destroyed the midget marked with a twitter rant to the point disney fired the 7 dwarves from their snow white movie.
Unsolicited thoughts on HoTD (I've watched all of HoTD over the last week; I've watched GoTD and Dunk and I've read some of the books):S1 is way better than S2The Blalyrians are fine - at least it makes it more explicit that Rhaenyra had bastard kids.The minorities in other places is a bit odd, in the context of GoT. Ok in King's Landing that fine, it is a port city and plausible, but the nonwhite people in the Riverlands or whatever is a bit strange. Doesn't this mean that something happens between HoTD and GoT that led people in Westeros to start killing visible minorities?Also the worst part of HoTD are the stupid allusions to later events. Nobody cares. We don't need to be constantly reminded about Danny or the winter zombie shit. It's like those retarded Hobbit movies. We don't need 'memberberries for events that happen later (but that viewers have seen previously in other series/films). It is treating the audience like idiots, which to be fair is what we are for the most part, myself included.
was khal drogo ever going to fulfill his end of the bargain with vis?
>>221555439>The Blalyrians are fineyeah no, not going to waste my time reading the rest
>>221555440No but then they tried to kill Dany so he decided he was going to invade sneedteros.
>>221555439>Doesn't this mean that something happens between HoTD and GoT that led people in Westeros to start killing visible minorities?Anon, you are thinking about this more than the showrunners...
>>221555424Daemon gets brutally mogged in every negotiation
>>221555461I sometimes wonder how he'd do in battle against Stannis or the others if he ever went to westeros. Someone probably made a fanfic about this already.
>>221555253she's pretty enough to tolerate. isn't she?this used to be all shows. you'd watch retarded shit if it had pretty women in it but now that it is sexless, you hace to pay extra attention to the retarded plot.
The Dunk and Egg story is far fetched. Why would Egg and his brother be traveling without eacorts to begin with? And then there is absolutely zero chance Maekar lets a random hedge knight (who just fought a duel against his family for attacking one of them) run off with his kid.
>>221555493They would eventually lose vs minor tactics
>>221555493Dothraki are nonsensical and useless in combat
Mayhaps..
>>221555440According to GRRM, he was, but it would have been on his own time, which could be decades, and with no expectation of success. GRRM said Dothraki don't barter/bargain. They exchange gifts. Drogos gift was a promise he would invade Westeros. Visyeres whining he wasn't doing it fast enough is an insult, because it means Viserys is complaining about a gift.
>>221555508>The Dunk and Egg story is far fetchedof course it is. how else would it draw attention?>Why would Egg and his brother be traveling without eacorts to begin with?they ran away to get drunk. his brother isn't a proper fighter and doesn't care to become one.>And then there is absolutely zero chance Maekar lets a random hedge knight (who just fought a duel against his family for attacking one of them) run off with his kid.Dunc dunked on him by telling him his other kids are failures because they had everything and Maekar had enough kids to try one with a hedge knight. it's not like he'd ever be a king.
>>221555565Theres like a hundred thousand of them and Robb said that fighting them in open terrain is suicide
Marrying Daenerys to a khal was a pretty terrible idea
>>221555565if they were actually written well and like mongols IRL they'd probably wipe their asses with westeros but as they are they're laughably terrible and nonsensical
>>221555493>>221555546Ignoring the White Walkers, they probably just end up leading to mass famine deaths on both sides. They wouldn't be able to take castles, but they probably wreck havoc raiding food and trade. And as Winter set in, all the settlements would have no food, and the Dothraki would have already raided everything. They Dothraki probably just retreat back to Essos.
>>221555580Yeah the greatbows they use from horseback are insane.
>>221555580Robb never saw on though, so there is no reason to truly believe it. They hadn't even conquered Essos.
>>221555610>implying horse archers would fare better than shirtless guys dual wieldinglollmao
>>221555580>Theres like a hundred thousand of themOverall maybe but only carl drogo was going to invade westeros and his army wasn't that big not to mention they are too dumb to not offer battle anywhere.>>221555618I doubt it because they would eventually defeat them with strategy like digging trenches.
>>221555578>Dunk dunked on himWhich wouldn't work. Going up to a part and saying "Your kids are fuck ups. Let me raise one. Btw, I am a homeless wandering criminal" would have a success rate of 0%.
>Otto calling Rhaeny's bursting through the floor to kill a few hundred people a bad omen and not a easy way to demonize the BlacksWhat did he mean by this?
>haha stupid valyrian chuds. who would ever build their civilzation around volcanoes
>>221555645>digging trenchesBut the Dothraki aren't going to square up and fight them on their terms. They are raiders. They would just ride around raiding everywhere there aren't trenches. Westeros is a goofy economy where none of the kingdoms are self-sufficient. So a horde disrupting trade even a bit should lead to total economic collapse.
>>221555508in the show maekar didnt allow it and egg just ran off with dunk on his own so its fine
>>221555666Yup, the californians are stupid too.
Is being a pirate the best occupation a peasant could hope for in asoiaf? Seeing as there’s no upwards mobility in that life (almost like real life)
>>221555693>But the Dothraki aren't going to square up and fight them on their termsThey would because they don't care about anything, if you challenge them they will fight just look at the cockless army lore.
>>221555666Its crazy to think that one day Yellowstone will wipe out America and in the European Sultanate they will have legends of blue-eyed advanced slavers that used to live on the now dead continent.
>>221555744>he thinks humanity will still be around by that timelol
>>221555658>criminalthe gods judged him innocent. he is an honorable knight.
>>221555744>legends of blue-eyedlmao. they will be talking about the amerimutt golem who served some jewish shithole in the middle east
>>221555508>And then there is absolutely zero chance Maekar lets a random hedge knight (who just fought a duel against his family for attacking one of them) run off with his kid.There is quite a strong chance actually. Maekar is proud and stubborn but he isn't stupid, and realizes that his sons growing up at court ends in disasters like the one that killed Baelor Breakspear. He's got a bunch of kids and he's far from the succession line at that point, so he takes a chance to see if a true knight might save Egg from the same fate as his brothers.
>>221555744Yellowstone won’t erupt for another hundred thousand years. “America” as we know it today will already be a myth. Shame that we won’t see millions of LARDmericans trying to escape their fiery demise on mobility scooters :(
>>221555477Good scene, one of the few with Suemon. Having Daemon also be a heckin' epic swordsman who can solo a garrison of a Castle kind of takes away from the Targs characters as thugs with big weapons and depreciates the scene between a faux-man (Daemon) and a real man (Amos)
will a tully waifu have bigger tits than a lannister waifu
What does Maekar think of Aemon?
Why do they show gratuitous full-frontal male nudity in basically every episode now? I hate Hollywood so fucking much.
>>221555424Is there any mention of the hightower's valyrian steel sword after dance or is it lost forever?
>nooooo theres a penis on my screen
>>221555744vgh
I wonder if GRRM's plans for the Hightowers in WInds changed after he wrote F&B and it got adapted to give them a bigger role because nothing in the first five books suggested that they wouldn't absolutely get destroyed by Euron
>>221555604>the last of the blood of the dragon kings reduced to some barbarians cumrag The absolute state
>>221555850this but unironically
>>221555878Euron is going to get BTFO by Aegon, it's going to parallel Stannis' flight North (to save the realm). It's to make Aegon into a superhero everyone in the realm loves and applauds (having saved the Hightower and the Starry Sept), all the free stuff George assigned/contrived to him throughout the books will present itself as he enters Kings Landing and seizes the throne (Tommen will already be dead), then Dany will show up and kill him and all his followers. It will be great.
>>221555950Dany will learn that Aegon is a Blackfyre and tell people only for them to still prefer him to her and her army of rapists and eunuchs.
>>221555839you lost
>>221555950How is Aegon going to defeat a literal kraken
>>221555950Truth nuke
>>221556000But I thought we won? Also, checked.
>>221556022
>he wants an adaptation of the Dance? do it, but add out of place blacks and turn it into a sapphic lesbian fanfic
>>221556042>>a sapphic lesbian fanficit isn't though??
>>221555878Just compare how much stannis was built up in the first book to how much the hightowers were built up across five, GRRM didn't think about them much at all
>>221556042>make it just good enough to keep him watching so he relives the pain every week
>>221555424>what is kings landing worth?>nothing.>everything.ahh scene
>>221556060>he doesn't knowhehehe. It's literally all building to Rhaenyra and Alicent cuck-queening Mysaria. Alicent is trying to murder her children to lick pussy. The story is entirely inverted to turn it into lesbian fanfic, with a side and a healthy dash of men bad women good.
>>221555850I’m not caught up yet but is it as delicious as Arlan’s sword of the morning?
>>221555974The moment he pulls out the sword everyone is going to assume he's a blackfyre
there's no way there's no aemond or aegon for two episodesmaybe for tonights episode but no way for twopretty sure episode 4 is when sunfyre comes backwho said thatyou lying fuckyou better be anyway, I can't do it
>>221556009Euron can't summon krakens. He will flop and end up with a finger up his bum.
If I were Aegon I would not object to Rhaenyra as Queen and just live life.
>>221556061>>221555878Something happened in the course of George’s building that made the Ironborn and the Hightowers a lot more important to the history of Asoiaf. You could see it when he released the 2014 worldbook and there was this insane amount of lore for the iron islands, more so than any other region, that totally opened up new avenues of theories and tied them to Hightowers and empire of dawn era pre first man Westeros.
>>221556159Left is out of place.
>>221556187*centre
>>221556159In the books he had no interest in it and was forced into it. This is kind of what happened in the show, but in a different wayalso, hilariously, they're trying to undo it. They want Alicent to be guiltless because men are bad and did everything, so even though she pushed Aegon into this, it's now Aegons fault.
>>221556136>Aegon VI Targaryen's coronation>all the lords are sitting in the great hall, feasting>commander of the city watch rises the glass>*ding ding ding*>i've an announcement to make>first I would like to congratulate lord Brynden 'Bloodraven' Rivers for fighting all Blackfyre claimants>even after his exile he fused with a weirwood tree to live forever and ensure Targaryen remain in power>he managed to sniff all of the frauds and switched babies like Dany (switched for Daenerys)>HOWEVER>he missed one...>he tosses his gold cloak away, revealing a Bittersteel beneath>...and his plans Blackfyred>it means we need a change of decoration I suppose>Marwyn the Mage waves his wand>all Targ flags change into Blackfyre ones>all Blackwood flags change into nooses
>>221555346Season 2 never ever ever
>>221556159Already discussed >>221395857
menstrual blood enjoyers we are eating g o o d tonight
>>221556176wasnt it elio and linda writing that?
One thing this show has done is reignite my puerile desire to tame and ride a dragon. I haven't felt this way since I read Eragon over 20 years ago.
>>221556038Bit weird for a veteran of numerous conflicts to say that
>>221556042>but add out of place blacks and turn it into a sapphic lesbian fanficChase Infiniti/Ella Balinska????
>>221556278it makes more sense in the book
>>221556272No
>>221556195at least they're brits
>>221556176>>221556061It’s obvious the Hightower is George’s version of barad dur. By feast for crows he already established they have a palantir up in the tower. Hightowers are saruman and Euron is Sauron. Hightowers and ironborn shared an origin and split off in Westeros, and will team up again once more at the end of days. Malora Hightower is the woman with hands of pale white fire beside Euron in aerons vision
>>221556401But why the fuck were the Hightowers so important all of a sudden? They should've been a great house
>>221556278>>221556323>changed Pray to Hopelol. You know they tipped their fedoras to themselves over that one.
>>221556211>Aegon VI Targaryen's coronation>All the Lords uninvolved with the War for the Dawn in the North (led by Jon and Stannis, who is still alive btw) are feasting>Every snake, every schemer, every little rat has scurried out of the dark for this moment>They're being awarded for supporting the snake-king from the shadows. >Baelish is there, the Tyrells are there after shaking off Tommen, Varys and Illyrio are there, the Dornish are there. The Freys are there. The fairweather Stormlords are there The evil houses of centuries past like the Peakes are there. Mercenary Captains of the Golden Company are there. >All that remains in the field to resist are the die-hards (loyal to the Tully-Starks in the Riverlands, Stannis' last men in the Stormlands, loyal Westerland bannermen in the West and Riverlands. All totally spent forces. >Dany's army storms the cities and totally massacres their troops while Dany melts the Red Keep and kills them all, leaving only the virtuous alive in Westeros It's such an appealing scene. To see all the guys who's power is built on lies and deceit just getting wiped out in fire unable to worm their way out.
>>221556435because he went full retard with the magic shit
>>221556435The Hightowers are a great house
Did Daemon end up solving the Scooby Doo mystery of Harrenhal?
>>221556489Yes
>>221556435Why the fuck is a bastard of Aegon Targaryen the 4th the three eyed crow beyond the wall that has been sending visions to bran since the beginning and is super important to history even though George didn’t know any of that until storm of swords
>>221556506Until dance of dragons*
>>221556489the mystery was literally just muh white walkers
>>221556506Any theories on who grrm planned the three eyed crow to be before he decided that blackfyre shit would play a major role in the main story
gods i hate bloodraven so much
>>221556611The Three Eyed Crow was, and still is, Future Bran. Bloodraven doesn't know what Bran is talking about when he asks him if he's the crow (and assumes Bran is talking about his position as a member of the Night's Watch).
>>221555788He has no reason to believe Hedge Knights end up any better. Dunc is broke and retarded, and was also involved in the same incident that got Baelor killed. We, the audience, know Dunc is a lovable goof with a heart of gold. But why would Maekar know that? To him, Dunc is a bigass giant vagrant who reckless would attack a Targaryen prince. Even if he thinks having the kids at court is a bad idea, he could just send his kid to squire for some renowned tourney knight or something.
>>221556435because george is a garderner and the hightower flower grew large so he tended to it
>>221556611A Hightower probably
>>221556038why he speaking on nigga slang? it do be like that
>>221556635Next you'll say is that george always intended Bran to end up as king
Jasper Wild by name, wild by nature
Evil Rhaenyra is cute!
>>221556611Almost certainly Benjen. Small chance it was Ashara Dayne.
>Helena forgives Daemon for murdering her little kids scene
Will Darkstar be in tonight's episode?
>>221556757She wants his dick.
>>221556757Helaena's characterization revolves entirely around being curiously indifferent about all the vile shit done to her by the Blacks
>>221556757>shes just on his side because.. they're the good guys and shes a woman whos a good guy so the good guys are together! and the bad guys do a heckin rape!!!this show is written by 12 year olds, it's crazy.
>>221556766He's already been in all the prior episodes
>>221556631 Found Shiera's 4chan account.
>>221556783>should we the prime character showing the atrocities of ware and portray her faithful? nah, turn her into le prophecy smiling retardo
I was supposed to be productive today and help my grandfather and shit but I think instead I will seethe and rage all day about this shitty dragonslop
>>221556635Cute theory anon, HOWEVER
>>221556787Don't be so rude to 12 year olds, they can make infinitely more coherent fiction that's, more importantly, cool and fun
>>221556611It was always going to be some kind of “dragon” greenseer at the roots of the wierwood. George just picked the lamest version of that Odin Yggdrasil nidhogg parallel
>>221556855sorry what I meant was 12 year old girls. I WISH we got HotD written by 12 year old boys. That'd be kino.
>>221556787Why did dude on the council try to rape instead of just denouncing the queen mother to the other members of the council for her plotting?Was there some sort of political point to raping?Do you get extra points for raping a traitor prior to denouncing them?
>>221556882Raping a traitor is legal so might as well get the free ones in where you can, and they don't call him Wild Ironrod for nothing.
>>221556706IIRC George said the first scene of ASOIAF he imagined, while writing Avalon, was Bran finding the Direwolves in the snow - so yes, Bran is the main character.
>>221556882umm hes the bad guy and he's a man and alicent is a woman who has to suffer in the cruel world of men who rape and rape and rape and if only we'd stop raping and holding women back society would be amazing?fucking idiot?
>>221556744Septa Lemore is Ashara Dayne, she swam to Essos (naked) after jumping from the cliff.
>>221556837Since when is Brynden a Targaryen name?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE QUEENSGUARD ARE ARRESTING ME FOR TRYING TO RAPE THE QUEEN IN BROAD DAYLIGHT IN HER QUARTERS IN HER CASTLE IN HER KEEP? UNHAND ME AT ONCE! RAPE IS VERY SILLY!
>>221556872I don't know, I think 12 year old girls could at least deliver some decent bitchy dialogue and gossip intrigue
Will Bryndon Hightower show up?
>>221556882i don't understand how you're confused, lord Rapeman is on the team of the Bad Guys therefore he will try to rape women, it's easy to understand
>>221556953I wonder if any Queen or noblewomen have a exhibitionism fetish...
>>221556961Honestly you're right, even a feminine HOTD would be way better, if it was actually feminine and not whatever the fuck feminism istruly the worst of all worlds. jesus god let it end soon
>>221556953>Get your hands off my penis!I think the Master of Laws was confused that he too can break the law
>>221556977no but see they had a scene where Gwayne walked into camp and saw a soldier doing a rape, and he wasn't happy about it. Therefor the greens are actually complicated. See? What a complicated nuanced grey conflict. Thank you Sarah Hess. Can't wait to see bleeding pussy on the throne.
So, how is Helena going to die?
>>221556949he's a Blackwood
>>221556949>once a man of the Night's Watch named BRYNDEN, now more tree than manCertainly not referring to Bran and he was just a bastard so his dad could name him whatever he wanted
>>221556837The Appendix also says>JOFFREY BARATHEON, the First of His Name, a boy of thirteen years, the eldest son of King Robert I Baratheon and Queen Cersei of House Lannister,and >MYA STONE, a maid of nineteen, in the service of Lord Nestor Royce, of the Gates of the Moon,(She's not a maid, she has been fucked at this point)
>>221557005tbf there's basically no evidence that he was doing a rape
I like how the story has become so biased that people aren't even discussing whether the throne will cut Rhaenyra like it did in the books, because everyone knows no way it happens in the show
So uhh, just out of curiosity,why didn't Helaena escape on her dragon with her mother and daughter, instead of fleeing through the streets with no protection whatsoever?
>>221557018It's going to be fucking retarded, I'm sureEither some green will kill her or someone will do it and blame Rhaenyra for propaganda purposes
>>221556984It's shocking that D&D of all people, complete novices that they were, were able to deliver a semi decent GoT for around 4 seasons
>>221557047Helaena doesn't have the stomach for riding her dragon
>>221557067Does she have the stomach for raping?
>>221557062It's amazing what you can accomplish when you just follow the spirit of the source material. You don't even need to match it 1:1, I don't think anyone reasonable expects that. But trying to honor what it was going for rather than completely inverting it tends to work out. It's crazy.
>>221557046I think I shitposted about rhaenyra period blooding on the throne and the sexist maesters saying it spurned her back in season one
>>221557046haha if only you knew how bad things really are
>>221557085Wheel of Time books were more popular then ASOIAF and the show still got cancelled after three seasons
Is the period blood thing real or are we just memeingThat's a bit much even for these retards
>>221557113I think people forget (or have been made to forget) how much early GoT gained by being the tits shows
>>221557113I watched 2 episodes and it was the same diversity womanslop as every other show. If that show followed the source material it was already garbage source material and never going to make anything good.
>>221557046good filename
Is Duncan the Small the only Targ without a traditional Targ name?
>>221555439No they aren't. The joggers ruined it.
>>221557126It’s real
>Helena rapes Daemon, demanding that he replace the child he took from her, and as she flees her pursuers she falls from the walls and the smallfolk blame the meany Blacks thereby leading to the riots
>>221557176
>>221557113>and the show still got cancelled after three seasonsI'm surprised it even took that long. The TV adaptation was shockingly bad and goes off the rails so much that it's only loosely similar to the books. HOTD is a masterpiece compared to it.
>>221556964Why does a Hightower have a northerner name
This series needs more female rapists
>>221557203We're never getting anything cool or sexy or fun ever again.Just endless dongs and men bad. It's unironically over.
>>221557198His dad named him after his northerner gay lover
Why did Rhay Rhay have to perform the execution herself? Nobody present was a Northerner
>>221557062Because they were just adapting the books instead of injecting their own writing.
>>221557224northern sissies are built for BSC…damn you may be right
What have D&D been up to lately?
I can't wait for the Rhaenyra period scene. I'm going to eat out my gf at the same time, she's on her period now as well
>>221557203canonically she raped alot of lannister soldiers
>>221557279sitting at home by the phone waiting for that star wars call...
>>221557198Northerners were southerners once. Brandon of the bloody blade was a genocider of children of the Forrest from the south before they migrated north, og starks were likely part of the same group that Hightowers, daynes, ironborn and durrandons decend from
>>221557279Adapting some chinese novel series
>>221557279Laughing at George and Ryan and Sara from their mansions
>>221557279Touching each other inappropriately
>>221557279chinese ayy lmao series
>>221557279Jerking off to hate comments from disgruntled dany fangirls
>>221557368Those don't exist anymore, anon.
>>221557315>The Adventures of Finn trilogy
>>221555604it wasn't so terrible from a blackfyre point of view...
>>221557386That's not true, I only started liking her when she went kill crazy
Was Ned's sense of "Stark honor" the same as the Starks of old? Would they have respected him or think of him as a retard?
>>221557447Northerners traditionally have little honour, he just picked it up from the Arryns
>>221557386Most normies who still are into this series cope by saying it wasn’t George’s ending dany would never do that and that Jon connington will burn kings landing
Is this show actually kino or is it just something to watch until something good comes out?
>>221557203Rhaenyra raped Criston.
>>221557447Ned was raised by Arryns. That's where the honor autism comes from. Actual Starks and northerners are closer in wildlings to culture than they are to southerners
>>221557447His sense of honor was some sissy southern nonsense he picked up from Jon Aryyn. Not honor in the true Stark sense.
tonights ep is going to be dog shit isnt it?
>>221557482if he was raised in the proper way, would he have survived or lasted longer?
>>221557447The starks of old would have hated Ned for disobeying king Robert and not crowning Joffrey because he took an oath to obey his kings word
>>221557279I have two series I am autistic about, asoiaf, and three body problemThey are giving three body problem the GoT Season 8 treatment. In fact, GoT S8 is kino compared to what they did to three body problem. It's a catastrophy.Luckily the chinks already made a kino version of it.
>>221557519umm men bad, did you not see aegon did a rape??????
>>221557506He was raised properly. If he was raised as a Stark like his brother and father were he would’ve died before the rebellion even started.
>>221557469>normies knowing about jon connington
>>221557506He would have raped more
Are you even a man if you never raped?
Timothee to be casted as Aegon the Conqueror
>>221557539Name me six characters who didn't do a rape
Maybe there's something to this whole rape thing, the way everyone seems to want to do it. Am I missing out? Maybe I've been wrong my whole life, writing it off. Maybe it's the purest pleasure there is.
>>221557591r/freefolk looking nigga
>>221557587>castedsar
>>221557519Otto and Alicent not knowing how to manipulate Aegon remains the biggest plothole of the show for me
I wonder if Cat henpecked Benjen into taking the Black. I can't think of any other reason for him to take it.
>>221555350I've only ever been with a Greek guy and an Italian guy. I want to get fucked by a white man like this someday.
>>221557622After the ratcatchers they knew they had no leverage
>>221557622I literally can't even imagine the relationship between Viserys and Aemond, or Aegon, or HelaenaAt least we got lots of drama for the boring ass valryniggas though.
>>221557593JaehaeraJaehaerys (son of Aegon)Joffrey """Velaryon"""BaelaRhaenafDaeron
>>221557471>Season 1kino with shit parts thrown in>Season 2shit with a few good parts>Season 3no longer able to pretend the show isnt fan fiction tier, but could still be better than season 2 (cope)
If you watch HotD you are a tranny. Only niggers and roasties watch this shit.
>>221557648Nope, all rapists
For me, it's Baelon Laemon and Gaymon
>>221557591That nigga looks like a Titan from aot
>>221557656Season 1 is actually dogshit. We were high on copium.
>>221557641He was an abusive at worst, neglectful at best, father. We saw how he really felt about them when the blacks cut out Aemond's eye and he took their side because someone said a truth about Rhaeneyra
>>221557657I'm Nubian, what of it
>>221557658Name 6 people each of them raped.
>>221557624Didn’t he take the black before the rebellion even happened?
>>221557677The audience
>>221557593Robert BaratheonKhal DrogoTyrion LannisterJaime LannisterRhaegar TargaryenAegon II Targaryen
>>221557657I'm a woman who was AMAB, what of it
>>221557687TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTToTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>221557679All we know is that he took it after the war.
>>221557691All Manwoodies Are Bastards?
>>221557673>dwagon came through the floorits goofy but doesnt ruin the show unless you are a turbo austist>allicent misheard him!its dumb and weird but show is still salvageable>cole killed a guy and murder is wronghe had the queens backing >it has black people in itits being filmed in UK, go figureseason 1 issues arent that big of a deal
>>221557689All upstanding gentlemen, just slightly passionate, full on some may say
I used to think Benjen was Jon’s father. I can’t believe it was Ned’s roastie sister that created Jon instead :(
>>221557727none of those are even in the top 100 of my issuesExcept the dragon floor which is dogshit. That's like number 87.
>>221557714All Manderlys Are Big
>>221557727The biggest deal: the only good actor dies
>>221555223egg is icsh
>>221557751Not even Niggaryons? I think they should be in at least top 50
>>221557656So...just watch season 1 and drop it. Thanks for saving me 2 seasons of time
>>221557781jeor is icsh
>>221557727>its goofy but doesnt ruin the show unless you are a turbo austistIt damages it heavily. Why does Rhaenys stomping over thousands in a coronation do 0 damage to her or her faction's reputation, but Aegon executing a dozen ratcatchers turns him into Maegor 2.0? If you have faculties it's not possible to avoid how absurd it is.
AGHHHHHH HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COMPETE WITH THAT
>>221557624He felt guilty for knowing the truth about lyanna willingly going with rhaegar yet failing to tell brandon about it, perhaps because lyanna told him to keep it a secret
attention valyrian dragonkeepersi am having sex with bloodraven's waifuas you were
She will be cast as Shiera Seastar in S4 KOTSK.
>>221557727S1 sucked dick from Episode 1, where a bunch of highborns literally slaughtered each other in a tourney.
>>221557749R+L=J is D&D retardation. N+L=J makes so much more sense.
>>221557749Benjen is Robb's father. Cat was slutting it up while Ned was out.
N + A = J and Ned and Ashara were already married, making Jon the heir to Winterfell. We don't need more Targs, but there's always room for more Starks. Simple as.
Androw Farman is literally me
N+C=J
Any titties or ass tn?
>>221557957Benjen's weewee couldn't even produce sperm during the rebellion
>>221557957Some of Cat's sons are maester Luwin's.
>>221557985She would have been a good Catelyn Stark.
>>221557985man titties and arse mayhaps
>>221555663Undoubtedly the worst, most nonsensical scene in a show full of bad, nonsensical scenes.
>>221557989Facefucking a Weirwood tree cures infertility. It is known.
>>221558017Bingo. Book!Catelyn and AFFC!Sansa are fucking hot and breedable.
>>221557985More cocks.
>She-Wolves of Winterfell and Village Hero are unfinished >"S4"
>>221558037Not really. And Cat got too old.
How did Alicent know Daeron was an impostor when she hadn't seen him since he was a baby
>>221558037Nope, Book Catelyn is an insufferable cunt
>>221555439>The Blalyrians are fine - at least it makes it more explicit that Rhaenyra had bastard kidsJesus Christ, this retard posted the exact same thing a week ago. Take your fucking meds already.
>>221558059Mothers intuition
>>221557834have you only watched the show? the peasants end up killing the dragons
>SANSA: The other things he did, ladies aren’t supposed to talk about those things, but I imagine brothel keepers talk about them all the time. I can still feel it. I don’t mean in my tender heart it still pains me so. I can still feel what he did in my body standing here right now.What exactly is she talking about? What did he do she can still feel that Brothel Keepers talk about? Did she get prolapsed?
>>221558037More like AGOT!Sansa
how did it heal so much? did he use ivermectin cream?
>>221558085She didn't get paid
>>221558098
>>221558099It's been 2 years
R+D=J(they aren't want you think it means)
>>221558059She doesn't. She thinks it's the real one and wants to fool Rhaenyra.
Real Daeron being a tranny will be hilarious
>>221558013>Maester Luwin took the paper from the dwarf's hand, curious as a small grey squirrel.>"I'm not a squirrel," Arya insisted. "You are." Greenbeard laughed.>"You're not my son," Ned told Bran when they fetched him down, "you're a squirrel. So be it. If you must climb, then climb, but try not to let your mother see you."
>>221556278Probably because his hometown has never been sacked before.
P+V=J
Satin Flowers? Robert's son.
>>221557386The venn diagram of Dany fans and Rhaenyra fans is one circle
Baratheon=Strong
>>221557386the Dany fangirls are all team Black showfags rooting for Rhaenyra and will be very angry at how events develop from here
>>221557591They really don't do the actress any favors with that stupid looking pulled back hairstyle
Gregor Clegane is a Baratheon
>>221558184>>221558200you sure? They are quite different characters. GoT also lost it's goodwill in S8
>>221558123It's been a few months since Viserys died and much less time since Aegon got fried
>tards on reddit arguing that Baelor would've been team blackBaelor and Maekar literally went to war to stop bastards from trying to steal the throne from trueborns.
>>221558200>Thinking things will play out like the book>When the book has already been Blackwashed at every turnKek. Greens are in for a rough time if they think the book will save them. Pro-Tip: Rhaenyra emerges from the dragonflames unburnt in the show. She goes to Essos and becomes Melisandre.
>>221558257Go back.
Daemon is legitimised
>>221558268King Joffrey the Gentle made sure The Chomp happens.
The real red pill:Rhaenyra Targaryen is actually a bed.
>>221558227The show purposely ties Rhaenyra to Dany by calling her the mother of dragons (this makes zero sense. She's just a dragon riding Targeryen woman, AKA every targ woman ever. Helaena or even Alicent would count as mothers of dragons if it means giving birth to Targeryens) and need I even mention the exceedingly stupid prophecy bullshit that Daemon (rightly, but with no evidence) concludes means her line would be the one to lead to Dany who will stop the others (even though Dany did more harm than good and the whole whitewalker invasion was overblown as fuck (and probably had a lower death count than the WOT5K or even the Dance)
>>221558268>Stannis fucks RhaenyraFunny.
>>221558285The Chomp is bodyswapped Faceless Men it's confirmed when filming began
he could've been a decent king if he had a mother and father who gave a shit(or even better, he could've ruled with his sisterwife Rhaenyra)
>>221557807*pouts at you icsh-ly*
Which of the two remaining Dunk stories do you want to see more? I think the third has the highest stakes by far, so probably that one for me.It's crazy how in 2 years Ira Parker will have to start writing fanfiction unless George is gracious enough to write a SINGLE novella in that time.
>>221558286Daemon is a horse?
>>221558286A BED
Bastards sons? Who here hasn't been guilty of layin' with someone outside of the bonds the Seven? Rhaenyra's sons have a mother that loves 'em and a father that claims 'em. That's more than more than I got. Egg don't know his mom either, but I don't reckon you'd call him a bastard on account of havin' only parent. Ser Arlan always said that family is made by love, not by blood. So yeah, I reckon this humble hedge knight will be pledgin' his sword for Rhaeynra Targaryen.
>>221558268>>221558313this would be so lame. I believe it though.
>>221558362>RhaeynraDunk the Lunk
>>221558327>Iron Throne slices Rhaeynra and Viserys up whenever they are near>Aegon literally lounges asleep on itThe throne has spoken. Aegon is king.
>>221558346Rhea is a horse (well, no longer)
>>221558362Dunk stands for protecting the innocent, if he was present in the Dance he'd kill Rhaenyra and Daemon (for killing the servant in Driftmark to cover up their bullshit)
>>221558378Dunk would have caught Jaehaera.
>>221558373>he doesnt knowheh you sure chuddy?
I didn't know the broad playing Rhaenyra is a they/them retard. Her boyfriend is also a manlet and looks like a cück, lol.
GET THE THREAD STRETCHER
>>221558378But that servant tried to fondle a Dornish girl, he would look the other way
>>221558423Rhaenyra raped a Dornish man so it evens out.
>>221558257they also think olenna would have been team black lmao
>>221558445No.
>>221556435Maybe GRRM should plan out his stories ahead of time?
>>221558290It sucks how the walkers ended up being such nothingburgers.
>>221558328jeor is icsh
>>221558445>>221558423YOu can't rape the Dornish
Plus, he's a Stormlander
>>221558099He rubbed vitamin E oil on it
>>221558523I liked it because it denied Targaryens and their fans a victory and justification for their reign of terror. They weren’t le grey anti heroes who’s dark side was for the greater good; they were simply villains who lost
Apparently in tonight's episode Alicent will say "why are you blaming me for what men have done??"Nigga you were the Queen for 20 years, you raised your sons to hate Rhaenyra and her children, you started all this shit alongside your father, you forced the crown onto Aegon's headwhat the fuck do you mean what men have done? well i guess this makes the show very realistic in the sense of faithfully portraying how women like to dodge blame
So, who will do some raping tonight? Daeron? Aemond?Maybe Cole could go for some rape.
>>221558743I mean, Dany is one thing but the other targs long forgot their family's purpose to repel the night king. They deserved their downfall.
>>221558827no rape today because its the experimental menstruation episode from hess
>>221558098Suck her toes
>>221558861I’m gonna have a real problem trying to figure out who the bad guy is supposed to be then
I AM NOT CRAZY! I am not crazy.I know the Princess cucked Ser Laenor, I know she fornicated with Daemon on the beach, one hour after Laena's funeral. As if she would ever meet up with him for anything else. Never. Never! I just - I couldn't prove it. She - covered her tracks, got Daemon's dragon to blot out the sun for them. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This adultery? She's done worse. Those Strong boys! Are you telling me her sons just happen to look just like the late Ser Harwin? No! She orchestrated it. Rhaenyra!She cucked Laenor WITH HER NUNCLE! I swore an oath to her, and I shouldn't have. I expected her to have Laenor's children. What was I THINKING? She'll never change. She'll NEVER change! Ever since she was the heir, always the same! Couldn't keep her cunny away from her relatives! But not our Rhae Rhae, couldn't be precious Rhae Rhae! Cucking us blind! And her bastards get to inherit Driftmark?! What a mummer's farce! I should've denied her claim when I had the chance! And you - you have to disinherit her! You->gets decapitated
>>221558916You won't>the throne reject people by cutting them>it "rejects" rhaenryra>it was menstruationMEN are le bad
>>221558918Uh niggy she cucked Laenor with the Strong guy not Daemon
>>221555261>>221555887>>221556159>>221551624>>221551637>>221552486Already discussed. See >>221395857
>>221558327>Otto doesn't try and train him at all because he was meant to be a puppetI never understand this logic in stories, Otto is old as fuck, what happens when he's gone and Aegon is left at the helm with no idea how to steer?
>>221559192Ya Tywin was gonna use tommen as a puppet and immediately started teaching him how to rule
>>221556159Daemon would end up killing you
>Vaemond resurrected via Harrenhal dark magic and Ironborn-style autism>Corlys vs. Vaemond>Anakin vs. Obi-Wan style
>>221559192He hoped Alicent would take the reins.
NEW THREAD >>221559524>>221559524>>221559524>>221559524>>221559524
new thread?
>>221557018Mysaria is going to gank her after she realizes that the Blacks don't care about the smallfolk, so she kills Helenea to insight a riot which leads to the Storming of the Dragonpit just like she planned more then 18 years ago when Daemon was railing her on the back of CaraxesORHelenea says something cryptic then ends it with "My work is done here" then walks out a window Tommen style while a Goofy scream sound effect plays.
