What once was editionPrevious thread >>221555223
I drank the Arbor Gold...
What happens this episode?
>>221559555Rape and menstrual cycles
What wacky new misunderstanding will befall House Targaryen this week?
For me it's Satin
When is the sharting starting
TAOOBA
WAAAAAAAAGGHHHH
>tfw Rhaenyra and Alicent become the lesbian empresses of Essos
Helen of Troy.
>>221559697how does your image relate to this?
>>221559735
>>221559751>letting alicent double-mog rhaenyrano fair
>>221559832
Did you get sad when Jace died? I was indifferent. The breaks between seasons are so long and the characters are so underdeveloped that I don't really care much.
>no Aegon this week>no Aemond this week
>>221559854It's sadder when dragons die desu.
>>221559854No, his character was being a son of nyra, thats it
>>221559854maybe if they did things right I'd care but the whole thing was contrived since they've merged nettles with rhaena
>>221559854Jace was a non-character, like in the books. No real point to care about him or any of Rhaenyra's bastard sons.
>>221559902Cutting Aegon and Viserys from the Gullet ruined it
>>221559854More sad about his dragon then him. As you say there's very little time to develop characters.
>>221559929>As you say there's very little timeOh they have plenty of time, but they use it for the nig girl chasing a draogn in the vale or for Alicent feeling about about how she just has to betray her own family she spurned to war, instead of good stuff.
>>221559929There would be enough time without pointless scenes with Corlys in the harbor, Alicent meetings and Rhaenyra sitting in her quarters.
>>221559524so long kingmaker.i hope fabian gets treated better in his career than these faggot showrunners
>>221559929>More sad about his dragon then him.
Imagine when the Conquest film comes out and in the Eyrie scene Visenya says to Ronnel "What would you have me do?"
>>221560010oh shit it's butcher's ball. is that roddy the ruin that's been cropped out?
>>221560083Yes saar, it's a fresh leak straight from Xitter
>>221559854Bastard blood, shed at war.
>Rhaenyra is defeated>Viserys's ghost appears>"Father! Is it... over?">"At long last. No woman rules at all, my realm's delight...">"I see... only bad ratings... before... me">Viserys closes his retarded daughter eyes as Corlys walks in>"Without its girlboss command, the restless fandom will become an even greater threat to this show... Ratings must be maintained. There must always be a Retarded Wokelyrian character...">Viserys ghost disappears>Corlys retrieves the Woke Crown and examines it>"The weight of such a burden... must be mine. For there is no other...">"CORLYS! You hold a grim destiny in your hands, brother - but it is not your own">"Vaemond?! By all that is salted...">"The dragon's flame sealed my fate. The world of the Canon can no longer comfort me. Place the crown upon my head, Corlys. Forevermore, I will be the jailer of the normies">"No, my kid brother. I cannot">"Do it, Corlys! You and these trans knights have your own destinies to fulfill. This last act of kino... is mine">"You will not be forgotten, kid brother">"I must be forgotten, Corlys! If the world is to live free from the tyranny of bastards, they must never know what was done here today">Corlys nodes>"Tell them only that Maegor with Tits is dead. And that Vaemond Velaryon died with they/them... Now, go. Leave this stupid season, and never return..."
>>221560010I bet the HBO clowns cut out the norfern poooftahs being too scared to fight him.
>>221560010This episode? So soon?
>>221560010Butcher's ball already? Feels a bit early but I suppose it's because they've completely skipped the war in the reach so far.
>>221560010The character of Criston ended up being a complete wet fart. Just a bizarre lightning rod for femcel hatred. Remember when GRRM geeked out about Fabien Frankel being cast as Criston, thinking it's going to be some excellent character? Kek.
>>221560065>Using "tour de force" unironically
>>221560155>a tour de france
>>221560147>>221560136it's a leak from episode 6. not today's episode (ep 3)
>>221559854No, which is quite sad because Jace's death in F&B made me sad, you could feel he would be a great King just based on his decisions and how he was leading Team Black with Corlys after Rhaenyra became Queen Vicky and Daemon was too busy murdering children. Even Rhaenys' death in F&B managed to make me a bit sad. HOTD making Rhaenys into a annoying granny who can't decide if she's on Rhaenyra's side or not and her stupid speeches AKA Hillary Clinton-Targaryen, and Jace being reduced to a fool bastard who can't even speak High Valyrian, forced to be pretty on the background while mommy saint rhaenyra does everything ruined those two characters.
>>221560134>we badass norf men have come die for le reddit queen>uhm is that a heckin 3v1? archers shoot pleaseKWAB first men are eternal cucks
>>221560172A tour de france lesbian scene between Rhaenyra and Alicent would make ALL of this worth it.
>>221560155All that's left in hollywood are clowns who actually take themselves seriously and arrogantly think they're better than anyone else and anyone else's work.They were scabs during the strikes years ago and managed to climb up through sucking ass and dick all these years and are now so entrenched that they bring in even more cheap hacks like them.
>>221560206Die. Not be slaughtered.
>>221560176>we could have gotten more Cole development before his death>instead we get Ironrod rape scene
>>221560133
>>221560066Imagine they hid a scorpion behind the waterfall. Even if they didn't hit the eye (they would have a lot of time to aim) even disabling the dragon would mean Visenya is stuck as a hostage.
>>221560263I was wanting more Gwayne, but they were too liberal to understand the potential they had with him.
>>221559995>>221559996Oh I don't mean that they don't have the time, they just don't use it. It's the biggest issue with this show compared to GoT, they barely spend time to develop people, to focus it entirely on Rhaenyra and Alicent.
>>221560314gwayne might be on the spikes too. not confirmed yet 100%
>A son for a sonDo grandsons not count or something?
>>221559854Would have been way sadder if Rhaenyra made him her husband
>>221560150Criston doesn't even do anything exceptionally bad. Why are women like this?
>>221560347No, neither do fathers
>>221560176That makes a lot more sense. I'm worried how much of the war in the reach we're actually getting though, it's easily the best part of the entire storyline in the book but it should've gotten more prelude already last season and I still have no idea how they're gonna do Bitterbridge without Maelor.
>>221560314Cole and Gwayne are really good together, they play off each otherCole being a paesant raised knight who used to believe in honor but who got completely disillusioned and dismantled by the events of his lifeGwayne a stuck up noble, but who still believes in honor and duty and all of that.2 episodes in, and only 2 short scenes, they are wasting them completely.
>>221560282Maybe if Visenya kind of forgets to approach from above.
>>221560010>He is the common-born son of the steward to the Lord of Blackhaven. He has no claim to lands or titles, all he has is his honor and his skill with sword and lance.>He is a challenger, a champion, cheered by the commons, beloved of the ladies.>He is a lover (or is he?), a seducer (or is he?), a betrayer (or is he?), a breaker of hearts and a maker of kings.>FIRE & BLOOD readers know him as Ser Criston Cole. HOUSE OF THE DRAGON viewers will know him as FABIEN FRANKEL.>In some of his other roles, Frankel has been the son of Dennis Franz (NYPD BLUE) and the lover of Emilia Clarke (LAST CHRISTMAS). And now he is getting tangled up with some more Targaryens. We shall see how that goes.>Welcome to Westeros, Fabien. And do keep that sword sharp.In hindsight, what on earth was GRRM babbling about? Criston ended up being little more than a designated hatred sink for the normies.
>>221559889True, dragons did nothing wrong, its all targshits
>>221560399She landed on the courtyard.
I am genuinely so fucking tired of women and their retarded, childlike politics
>>221560386Honeywine is cut and first Tumbleton is some reversed bullshit apparently
>>221559854The same way I felt about Jackie in Cyberpunk 2077. More a sense of "he seemed alright" then any real emotions. I didn't know enough about either to really care.
>We won't get Caltrops kino
>>221560403damn. fat fuck was excited to see criston cole on screen. shame what we ended up getting
>>221560403George got lazy, he likes to be the writer known for his grey characters but didn’t want to put in the work so he made fire and blood where you have to headcannon your version of an interesting character for each faceless historical name on the page. Then he gets mad that the showrunners didn’t do a good job doing his work for him and fleshing out his blank slate
>>221560134>>221560206>completely dominate and outmaneuver your opponent>"f-fight m-me one on one so I can bail myself out of my own stupidity or at least get an epic death">Northmen refuse and kill him like the dog he is>fags are upset about thiscope and seethe, Northmen are too busy winning a war to give a shit about some southern fag wanting an ebin reddit duel for the singers
>>221560403>He is a challengerHe took part in the tourney during Aemmas birth>a championHe won that tourney? Or at least won over Daemon>cheered by the commonsMeh>beloved of the ladiesMONKE LOVE>He is a lover (or is he?), a seducer (or is he?)Again MONKE LOVE and fucking Alicent>a betrayer Yeah he was the princess sworn protector and then turned on her and her side of the familyAlso never forget the BEEEtrayal >a breaker of hearts and a maker of kings.Meh, he did put the crown on Aegon but thats about it
>"and then Evilus Badguyus cornered the poor queen and tried to RAPE HER but the wise and good black maester saved her!"even fanfiction.net stories have more depth and less shame than this shit
>>221560477I can't feel bad for himHe deserves it, he deserves it for not overseeing his projects because he's lazy, and for not finishing his books because he is lazy, and for accepting woke shit because he's a leftistAll of this is shit he had coming to him, its the result of his own actions.
Will HoTD ever reach the popularity of peak GoT? Will any show?
>>221560525The show reaches staggering levels of amateurism and stupidity, It's actually baffling at points
>>221560443>Honeywine is cut I know, insane decision considering it was a perfect introduction to Daeron. But it's clear Daeron's story is too kino for the writers.>first Tumbleton is some reversed bullshit Haven't heard this, what gets reversed? Don't tell me they ruin the betrayers too?
im gunna rape the queen
>>221560502it's not even laziness in this case, GRRM is obviously insecure as fuck and hates being criticized and it's gotten even worse as his ego and fame grew with GOT. That's why he sticks to vague world building stuff, finishing the actual books with a concrete story opens him up to criticism so he just doesn't do it and lets people headcanon the perfect ending for the series
What was Alicent thinking whilst getting raped?
>>221560428What's the layout of the courtyard?
>>221560525>called Ironrod>has a bunch of kids from many different womenYou dont understand anonWherever he goes, he must also rape
>We have come to rape for the dragon queen
Did nobody on the production team at any point think that maybe the greens were becoming a bit too comically evil?
>>221560652the greens are a prop for the queen story
>>221560586Truke
>>221560652You can't make evil white men too evil for modern writers.
>>221560652They were no less evil in the story, in fact Alicent has been whitewashed a lot.
>>221560568I've read that Tumbleton get seized by Greens offscreen by surprise after giving fDaeron to Daemon and Dragonseeds are sent later.
>>221560652no, they are slowly turning the show into team women vs men. how did a retarded male feminist and a schizo dyke get this project...
>>221560714No, show Alicent is the most evil character in the history of asoiaf by a lot, Ramsay is less demonic than show Alicent.
>PLEASE RHAENYRA KILL MY FAMILY I BEG YOU
>>221560652The direction of the show is dictated by social media engagement. The higherups in HBO have received an analysis of traffic on tiktok, reddit, twitter, facebook, youtube, etc. and they also want to attract young women as an audience. This has resulted in their decision to tap into the Daenerys fanbase by using Rhaenyra as a pseudo-Daenerys, and hopes to attract young women into the audience by trying to turn Game of Thrones into a soapy drama full of feminine intrigue. Nobody in the writing room actually cares much about whether there's balance or the source material is respected - House of the Dragon is just a calculated gambit from HBO to try and reachieve the success of Game of Thrones in a much different TV landscape, and that gambit revolves around Daenerys fanservice and Targ worship. That's the goal. A lot of modern television is like this, where the producers' main goal is to hope and generate online content to advertise the streaming service. The actual story and its themes are less important.t. knower
>>221560714In the books the blacks were only slightly less comically evil and the greens at least weren't constantly betraying, backstabbing and raping each other.Also show Alicent is basically a Black now (and hilariously more evil since she sold out her sons and the entire paternal side of her family because the war she started wasn't as fun as she thought).
>>221560714>Whitewashed>Willing to let her dyke friend kill her sonsJust because she supports the girlboss doesn't make her a good person anon.
>Side with the side that think women shouldn't rule as a woman>WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE YOU ALL IGNORING METhis is like siding with the Legion in Fallout as a woman and being surprised when they want you as a sex slave.
>>221560764it's team women + blacks vs. white men.
>>221560801Rhaenyra has never done anything wrong in her life ever.
>>221560794Selling out your sons is good if the sons are evil.Children in Russia and USSR are rewarded if they tell the officials when their parents criticize the government.
>>221560822Corlys is evil Green male since ep3
So S3-E3 is the Rhaenyra episode?
>>221560714show alicent made me hate women even more and i never thought thats possible.
When you think about it every blackfyre rebellion after the first was an incel revolution.
>>221560844if you are going to post AI slop at least don't post this ugly bitch
There's something deeply funny to me about the fact the showrunners attempted to make Alicent into a character feminists would appreciate, and all it achieved is turn Alicent into a mentally ill flighty trainwreck of a person who'd sell her children out just for a chance to reignite a pseudo lesbian situationship from the Jaeherys administration. Some would say it isn't a coincidence.
>>221560791That's pretty much what they do for every second season of every show nowadays, they just write for engagement, the marketing team has more creative control than anyone with showrunners being complicit. It's why every show with a decent first season becomes complete trash afterwards.
>>221560823She had bastards.
>>221560895alicent is the worst mother in westerosi history, even most people who support the blacks hate her lol. she indiscriminately hates all men including her male family members and wishes them dead because they didnt give her a position of power, even for normies this is too fucked up
>>221560851ASOIAF is feminist in nature but it's just as much a cautionary tale to never trust women in power. I don't think this was intentional.
>>221560714Only fags and women come away with this opinion after reading the dance. Unfortunately that’s the majority of this fanbase and so the prevailing opinion is that the greens were the bad guys
What if Androw Farman, Bittersteel, Victarion and Littlefinger teamed up? Could they overthrow the Targaryens or even Cersei?
Shepherd was the lesser evil, actually not evil at all
>>221560949How do we solve this dilemma?
imagine you could marry your daughter to anyone on an entire continent and you marry her to a black guy. rhaenyra had to chose between betraying decency, tradition, her husband and between betraying the white race. i dont blame her, i blame king v
>>221561022He was the Warrior's chosen and the only force of divine good in the entire Dance. I hope the Seven send another to slay Daenerys' blood magic demons.
Rhaenyra and Alicent should be like two Cersei's trying to fuck each other over, not having gay sex.
>>221561022The virgin Shepherd>fought in the name of a Targaryen queen>probably literally virgin>lost his fapping hand too>his followers abandoned him while he was aliveThe chad Septon Moon>Rejects the Starry Sept as a den of Targaryen heretics>popular with women>The smallfolk eagerly hold his cool symbol>Not even Maegor on Balerion could defeat him, had to be assassinated>Still walked a mile with his throat slit>half of the Reach descends from him
Tax the rich and feed them rats.
>>221561112I'd watch two Cerseis having gay sex, or even Cersei and Taena (bravo Dabid)
>>221561182Guess who could have prevented this
Does Larys Strong have a shot? Or is it a snowballs chance in the Dragonpit?
Mommy?
They turned this into feminist lesbian slop and for what, even the feminists and lesbians are mad, they might be the most madso what the fuck was it all for then
>>221561282>even the feminists and lesbians are madAre they?
>>221561182>make sure to have a brown, a chink, an asian, a jeetLiterally every show and movie just does this now, they all look exactly the same, it doesn't make any sense, I guess I'm a chud now because it's just getting silly
>>221561312>feminists and lesbians>happy and satisfiedI mean, obviously yes, they are mad and upset.
>>221561327What if the asian is a Ti Li emissary?
>>221561264Maybe
I read Fire & Blood and honestly the Dance might be the weakest part of it. It feels like GRRM just had a vague desire to create a few "aura moments" such as Daemon leaping off a dragon towards Aemond, and lazily added some filler between each moment. The summaries of the battles were probably the worst part where he'd just make up some tertiary OC and say that's the reason the bad guys lost.The reign of Jeherys was actually way more interesting to read.
>>221561383Jeherys was too much of a gary stu
>>221561383>Daemon leaping off a dragon towards Aemondhate that, the fatman just wanted to give a super cool ending to shitmon
>>221561272
>>221561383I liked George’s tacit admission that he’s never finishing Winds by moving his Perkin Warbeck rip-off plot over to Trystane.
>>221561458They look really hot here.
>>221561423It would have been 1000x better if George gave daemon the anticlimactic death and gave Cole a noble heroic death
4 hours brosim crashing out over how bad it sounds
>>221561471He already has a heroic death, killed by cowards under a peace banner for the crime of asking for his men to be spared.o7
>>221561490
>>221560823She didn't blackmail Criston into being her personal whore (wish that was me)
Cole has one of the best deaths where both the greens and the blacks can enjoy it, I'm sure they'll fuck it up
Time to gaslight and punish nobles for not donating food to the poor during the famine I personaly caused by ordering a blockade.
>>221561527
>>221561383>The reign of Jeherys was actually way more interesting to read.Meh, the only interesting part was 12yo Aerea flipping off Alysanne and Jaehaerys before climbing on Balerion and fucking off and the mystery of what happened to her afterwards.
>>221561534When was it ever even shown that the small folk were eating rats? They had tons of stuff about fishes, someone threw a fish at helaena and called her the queen of fishes, everyone whined about the fish soup and fish fish fishdid the writers forget their own bullshit? jesus fucking christ
>>221561571They now have plenty of rats to eat thanks to what was done to the ratcatchers.
>>221561571No peasant wants to eat fish mate, we want meat.
Rod Report?
>>221561655Considering how quickly the rest of him healed? Should be fine
>>221561527GET THE BEER STRETCHER
>>221561676
>Shepard>Black Sheepstealer girlHow do you guys even remember these fuckass characters? I've read all books and seen all episodes and forgot about these until they were mentioned in these threads.I have the same reaction to X or YouTube when they post a quote from Season One as if I could remember anything that far back.
>>221561694They're used for meming.
>>221561553I liked that part where he runs circles around his mother and father in law to bang his sister and then has twelve children with her
>>221561694Shepherd decapitated a dragon thats pretty memorable
>>221561401Beesbury should have killed him in the duel, it would be funny.
>>221561694
>>221561694I don't remember. For example, I forgot these two were even a couple until the last episode. I don't think I've seen them kiss or embrace or show any affection the entire show
>When the dragons come, your flesh will burn and blister and turn to ash. Your wives will dance in gowns of fire, shrieking as they burn, lewd and naked underneath the flames. And you shall see your little children weeping, weeping till their eyes do melt and slide like jelly down their faces, till their pink flesh falls black and crackling from their bones. The Stranger comes, he comes, he comes, to scourge us for our sins. Prayers cannot stay his wroth, no more than tears can quench the flame of dragons. Only blood can do that. Your blood, my blood, their blood. There the demons dwell, up there. Fire and blood, blood and fire. This is their city. If you would make it yours, first you must destroy them. If you would cleanse yourself of sin, first must you bathe in dragon’s blood. For only blood can quench the fires of hell.
>>221560453So is Roxton just going to kill Hugh for no reason?
>>221561752He's going to do it because he's an EVIL green CHUD
>>221560823>had some random guy killed so she could fake her husbands death>it doesnt count as bad because he was just a servant, teehee
>>221561801Was it even rape? She literally got married and it's obvious tradition
>>221561736The lads getting cucked by Cregan out of the final glory will never not be funny to me.
>>221561819reek did stuff to her too. so even if you believe a husbands rights entitle him to sexy time it could still technically be argued it was rape.
>>221560791>The higherups in HBOYou're giving them far too much credit. It's clear that HBO network executives are just as stupid and incompetent as the showrunners and writers they hired.
>>221561026>How do we solve this dilemma?Stop giving Hollywood your money.
>>221561941That's the thing, we're not giving them money kek. Women are the only retards paying for streaming services so their marketing teams obsess over trying to bring in more women subscribers with that garbage writing.
>>221561828I think it's weird how beloved Cregan is when he does absolutely nothing all war, swoops in to take the credit when it's over, kills a few people, solves literally nothing and just leaves the court open for Unwin to swoop in.
>>221561966well thats the problem, only women and minorities pay for their garbage so they pander to them
He comes....
Is he really going to publish a new ASOIF book? Literally >2 more weeks
>>221561988I call him Cringen Stark because he's the worst>I have come to make war>please don't>can I at least execute the prisoners?>no>look can I at least lob the leg off a cripple? he's literally asking me to do it>fiiiiiiiiine. Btw I may not be a virgin but marry my run through ass anyway.
>>221562063No. Winds will NEVER happen. Blood and Fire will NEVER happen. Shewolves of Winterfell will NEVER happen.Give up hope.
>>221561999If hbo catered to me maybe I’d purchase the service
>>221562063(((GRRM))) must die before Winds, have his reputation destroyed posthumously, and be humiliated forever as a failure as his TV show adaptions get more and more sullied by people who despise the core material.This is what GRRM deserves for defiling history and honour.
soon
>>221561182Let me guess>Rhaenyra does this to girlboss>Nobles humiliated and don't want to talk about what they ate or that it happened, just that there was a feast>All smallfolk hear is while they were starving, Rhaenyra held a big feast for the nobility>Resentment brews because of le heckin' misunderstandingThis is what's going to happen to have the smallfolk hate her, isn't it? As well as the tax policies done behind her back
Why does Corlys only care now about the kids being bastards.
Stream?
>>221559854I have never felt any emotion whatsoever towards Jace.
>>221562545rhaenyra wont legitimize his bastards even tho shes a bastard making factory herself
>>221562611Why wouldn’t she
She ordered the assassination of my son but her sons were always kind.
>>221562545He's run out of other people's bastards to fill his seat, now he has to legitimize his own to have a proper heir.
>>221561999>minorities>payingPick one.Not that I encourage paying for streaming services here, but let's not be delusional.
VGH
It's becoming almost comical how much the show tries to avoid bringing up Jaehaerys just to avoid people thinking poorly of Rhaenyra.
Bastard sons? Who here hasn't been guilty of layin' with someone outside of the bonds the Seven? Rhaenyra's sons have a mother that loves 'em and a father that claims 'em. That's more than more than I got. Egg don't know his mom either, but I don't reckon you'd call him a bastard on account of havin' only one parent. Ser Arlan always said that family is made by love, not by blood. So yeah, I reckon this humble hedge knight will be pledgin' his sword for Rhaeynra Targaryen.
>>221562679Who? The king before Viserys?
>>221562611>rhaenyra wont legitimize his bastardsbut she did
>>221562679And the random servant they killed to fake that gay niggers death.
>>221562718don't fucking pretend anyone gives a shit about some random servant bro
>>221562679>Jaehaerys Targaryen, whatever happened there.
>>221562738Hi Sara.
>>221562481The MEN forcing taxes is the main reason
>>221562698>Egg don't know>RhaeynraShut up lunk, people are talking.
>>221562738He could have caught rats in his spare time as a side gig, his death might have been a tragedy we just don’t know
>>221562738This is actually how i would expect a woman writer to treat side characters who do nothing wrong but get in their favourite characters way.
>>221562787doesnt matter he is not a KS ratcatcher
>>221562481Rhaenyra actually cancels a feast and orders all the food to be donated to starving orphans in Fleebottom. But instead, some of her servants (men) ignore her, and eat the food themselves, while bragging loudly about how great the food is from a balcony on the Red Keep, taunting the smallfolk below. Rhaenyra is unaware of this, as she is in her study going over important documents at the time.
>>221562679The amount of people I've seen going>See? Even Helaena likes her! Therefore she's good!It's the same thing with Corlys accepting the bastards because it suited him, I wouldn't be surprised if Rhaenyra stans started calling him an ungrateful nigger after.
>>221562842to be fair corlys was ok with her bastards for some reason
>>221562842Corlys accepting the bastards isn't that bad, because he also suspected his son was a peter puffer. Best not to draw too much attention to it.
>Alicent accidentally misunderstands Viserys>Cole accidentally kills Beesbury>Aemond accidentally kills Luke>Blood and Cheese kill Jaehaerys because they accidentally misinterpret Daemon>Rhaena accidentally burns some of her grandpas ships and gets Jace killedHow many more will be added to this list? Did I miss anything?
>>221562865Just wait for the Butcher's Ball where the bowmen accidently shoot Cole
>>221562853He was marrying them to actual Velaryons, so it was going to work out in the end. Jace was still half Targ, his grandaughter gets his blood on the throne. Same with Luke and Rhaena for Driftmark.
>>221560791this.t. marketing knower
>>221562865Accidental burning of Tumbleton
Brazil lost the match today and is out of the world cup, so the only thing that could save my day is a good HOTD episode, so today be a kino episode, right /tv?
>>221560614>Wherever he goes, he must also rapedont worry anon, i recognize the meme
>>221562865>Aegon wasn't told he was getting blowies from one of his own bastards
This show is gay because they are not going to show the riverlords and northern terrorizing coles army
>>221562865Does Visery's mistaking Daemon's intent with heir for a day count? They left that a bit ambiguous but it does feel like it's not meant to be mocking and Otto twisting it.
so has the entire season leaked yet please?
>>221562903Brazil was justly punished for their arrogance, they can rot in their pesthole jungle until 2030.
>>221562938Rhaenyra does not die to Sunfire. I guarantee it. She emerges unburnt like Dany, and then just decides she is above everything and agrees to just fuck off.
>>221562929Just cowardly writing by the showrunners to whitewash daemon
>>221562938There was some leak that from what I've seen has been largely accurate so far.
>>221562954Fake and gay. Don't quote me again
>>221563009That's the only one I didn't mind much because you never actually hear him say it, so you don't know what tone he had. He gets pissed as Viserys when confronted on it, but he also doesn't look too happy in the tavern before he makes the toast.
>Kingmaker gets less screen time than Ironrod
>>221562929Nah. That one was handled fine since we didn't see the actual line in question. The lead up seemed sincere and somber, but Daemon also a flair for the theatrical, so its totally possible he switched gears on the line delivery.
>>221563070to be fair he didnt do much when the war started>crown aegon>the crowlands invasion>follow and abandoned by aemon in the riverlands>death
Stream??
>>221563026Enjoy your death march home, huehue loser, may a thousand vuvuzelas toot your overrated team to a firing squad wall
Daemon and Otto are the only characters I like, and neither do anything anymore.
How surreal would it be to have had your dick in both queens?
When will House Tycel learn?
>Criston Cole murders a noble knight during Rhaenyra's wedding feast in front of 100 people>This is never mentioned again by anyone ever
>>221563277He was a hobo the faggot knighted tho.
House Lannister are the most cucked House >Cersei has to sit in the cuck chair while Bobby B fathers bastards across the whole town>Jaime has to stand guard at the door while Bobby B bangs Cersei>Joff dies a virgin, never fucking Sansa>Tommen gets Renly's sloppy seconds with her destroyed asshole
>>221563277That mongrel will get his due for his disgraceful murders and sinner's life, rest easy the Others will take him to the reward he's earned with blood and broken oaths
Is Cole meant to be dornish or something?
>>221563395quote from the show>He is dornish!
>>221563378>Book events Not canon.
>>221563395Yes. He is from a town in northern most reaches of Dorne.
>>221563395He's from a border region to Dorne, but not Dorne actual
What did Lyonel refer to when he said 'this is mockery"? The gods mocked Dunk by letting him win the trial?
>>221563417Tick tock, Criston
>>221563438He said "This is Mercury".
>>221563438That Dunk won but had to suffer ill treatment because Baelor died and Lord Ashford wouldn't even send a maester or offer the victor room in the castle
>>221563417>>221560010
>And in my vision, the Winter actually only lasts a week or so. Shortest winter on record. Arya Stark kills the White Walkers at the Northern most keep in the Kingdom. Our Targaryen descendants actually contribute almost nothing to the battle lmao. This is what Aegon forsaw, do you understand?
>>221563445which ep you think?
>>221563481Thanks
>>221563559Ep 5 is my guess, but the pacing is so wonky it could be later
>>221563557One more mention of this prophecy and I'll punch through my brick wall.
>>221559524>show is shit>normalfags still eat it upThis is season 7 tier, how come it's so well regarded? Is the viewership down at least?
>>221563584>Is the viewership down at least?The viewership crashed hard betwen s1 and 2 so probably.
>>221563584It's just a long bridge over the river between Dunk & Egg seasons for me
>>221563378>Ser Criston drew his longsword from its scabbard. “As you will it. We can begin here, the four of us. One of me against the three of you. Will that be enough to make a fight of it?”>But Longleaf the Lionslayer said, “I’ll want three more,” and up on the ridge Red Robb Rivers and two of his archers raised their longbows. Three arrows flew across the field, striking Cole in belly, neck, and breast. “I’ll have no songs about how brave you died, Kingmaker,” declared Longleaf. “There’s tens o’ thousands dead on your account.” He was speaking to a corpse.BASED BASED BASED
>>221563584Season 7 is tied for 2nd best rated season of GOT, people love shallow spectacle and payoff of their favourite characters
Iron from ACK--
>>221563120>be aemond>abandon criston and his men at harrenhal>find out he got killed like a dog>get pissed and burn the r*verlandswhat was fatman thinking
>>221563715For all its flaws, at least the show now has an excuse for Aemond dicking around for half the war.Now, this doesn't justify the rest of the shit they do.
>>221563715Bro he didn't gave a shit about his death, he was still seething because of Daemon.
>>221559524No, I don't have Got Hot D Dunk.I don't even know what the hell that is.
>>221563557>If anything our family just makes it worse. A Targaryen bastard named Jon Snow goes on a stupid mission north of the wall, gets himself surrounded and forces another Targaryen woman named Daenerys to fly over the wall to save him, but loses one of her dragons in the process, and that dragon is then raised as an undead and used to break through the wall to allow the others to invade westeros. In fact, I'm pretty sure if she just didn't do that, the wall would have actually done its job and the Others wouldn't even have been able to get over it in the first place, so not only does our family not help, we actually caused the problem in the first place.
>>221563630This is exactly why I hate GRRM and want him to die asap.
>>221563227In one queen, he never fucked Helaena.
>>221563799She charged a gold dragon for itBROTHEL QUEEN
is this madlad in any other shows?
>>221559854The only character I've ever grown attached to on this show was Aegon desu.
>>221563887>cgi is so expensive>look like thisfucking jews stealing money
>>221563852nothing much actuallyhttps://www.imdb.com/name/nm12302924/?ref_=ttfc_fcr_4_46
>>221559854Maybe I am just getting older, but I don't feel anything for any of the characters. Myrcella dying in GOT hit me more in the feels than any HOTD death, and Myrcella had like 10 minutes of screen time.
>>221563809PUSI
>>221563904It has to be. Nothing about CGI or videogames makes sense. >Tool sets dramatically better than what we had 20 years ago>Computers dramatically more powerful than those 20 years ago>Way more digital artists than 20 years agoAnd yet CGI looks worse than 20 years ago while costing more. It just plainly doesn't make sense.
>>221563946>Tool sets dramatically better than what we had 20 years ago>Computers dramatically more powerful than those 20 years agoReal but irrelevant because >Way more digital artists than 20 years agoAll jeets with fake degrees.
get up ser
>>221563969>All jeets with fake degrees.Which enables jews to steal even more money, they just pay a bunch of jeets cents for cgi and spend the rest of the budget on inflated services that their friends' companies supply to production and they get kickbacks.
>And it was then, the tales tell us, that Prince Daemon Targaryen swung a leg over his saddle and leapt from one dragon to the other. In his hand was Dark Sister, the sword of Queen Visenya. As Aemond One-Eye looked up in terror, fumbling with the chains that bound him to his saddle, Daemon ripped off his nephew’s helm and drove the sword down into his blind eye, so hard the point came out the back of the young prince’s throat.WAS IT FUCKING KINO
>>221563946dont forget all those youtubers who do fan made CGI stuff.
ACK!
>>221564090This is retarded. Since the whole point of the book is a Maester's history book, and there is no way there could be a credible account of that event.
>>221564090Yeah it’s kino…if you’re in the fifth grade…pshhh
>>221563916nah it's not just you it just isn't written very well. Jace was kind of just there most of the time in the show, and also acted like a whiny bitch sometimes. Only actually interesting parts with him on the show were >when he was a kid and he sword fought with Aegon in the yard (scene where Harwin Strong punches Cole)>fight scene with Aemond when he claims Vhagar>Dinner scene with Viserys>and when he went north for 5 minutesand that was basically it I think. Everything else was him being a whiny bitch really or not coming to mind.
Stream??!!
>>221564149HBO.com
which whore will the greens rape tonight brosI can't wait because I hate women.
>>221564090they changed almost everything but i bet they wont change this fucking cringe ending to the fight
>>221564149www.illegalstreams.com/HouseoftheDragon
>>221559854Not really. I think I would cared more if he had died trying to save his brother, like in Fire and Book. In fact, I think I would have cared more seeing Stormcloud die.
>>221564175kek
>>221564106>>221564110>>221564191shut the fuck up and let us at least have 1 fun thing, jesus christ>NOOOO THAT MOVE IN THE DRAGON BATTLE IS SILLYthe entire fucking thing is silly, shut the fuck up
can the white men on team green even follow aegon now? hes got no dick so he cant rape, they wont respect him anymore
Soon
>>221564216>aegon watching sadly from the shadows as he's forced to pay men to rape women for him
I don't like Dunk and HOTD alternating. Its feeling like Star Wars where its going to be oversaturation. We should have 1 show at a time, and they should do more books (kek) and Videogames (that adapt the shows) to pad out the time between the show.
>>221564090>>221564106I bet Aemon actually won the duel but in Daemon's deaththrows Darksister flung out of its sheath and into the air, accidentally impaling Aemon as he flew down to confirm the kill
Please stream. I forgot to bookmark last week
>>221564195>i clicked that
>>221564219It was released literally days ago.But none of those Lithuanian niggers ever put it on GoFile.
>>221564239David Lightbringer already confirms that Aemond wins the duel, and his slaying of Daemon before a Weir Tree in The Eye is what awakens the others, and Aemond becomes one of the White Walkers.
>>221564090And who the fuck saw it when they were hundreds of meters up in the air?
>>221564219premier when england are playing what are they thinking
playing some dark souls 3 waiting for the new ep
>>221564271>cancel a TV show because some no-name worthless country is playing a shitty sport no one gives a fuck aboutyeah that's a huge no, dog.
>solos 20 trained soldiers>a hobo with a kitchen knife does him inYou could say he was.... too strong.
>>221564206>GRRM in the 90s: Lets take a fantasy realm with magic and dragons and play it straight, writing a totally plausible and realistic power struggle that would play out in such a universe>GRRM now: *Daemon teleports behind you* Heh, nothing personal Aemond
>>221564246
>>221564255fug
>>221564259Alys Rivers with her owl, she later told Orwyle or Eustace or Mushroom or whoever the fuck that was
Don't you ever talk about my wife or my wife's sons like that ever again.
do we at least get to see dreamfyre tonight....
>>221564288his armor looks good at least. it would have been better if he got his wound while fighting the soldiers but they wanted to humiliate chuds...
Stream
>>221559854Character screentime from Seasons 1 and 2>Queen Rhaenyra Targaryen - 04:14:55.>Queen Alicent Hightower - 02:44:30.>Prince Daemon Targaryen - 02:26:30.>King Viserys l Targaryen - 01:50:00.>Ser Criston Cole - 01:18:00.>Ser Otto Hightower - 01:09:50.>King Aegon ll Targaryen - 01:00:00.>Princess Rhaenys Targaryen - 00:55:35.>Lord Corlys Velaryon - 00:54:20.>Prince Aemond Targaryen - 00:54:05.>Prince Jacaerys Velaryon - 00:52:45.>Lord Larys Strong - 00:34:00.>Lady Mysaria - 00:31:30.>Lady Baela Targaryen - 00:29:35.>Prince Lucerys Velaryon - 00:25:35.>Queen Helaena Targaryen - 00:24:10.>Lady Rhaena Targaryen - 00:21:25.>Ser Laenor Velaryon - 00:20:40.>Ser Tyland Lannister - 00:19:00.>Grand Maester Orwyle - 00:19:00.If they seriously wanted Jace's death to mean something to the average showfag they would've added the Sara Snow subplot to give him SOMETHING. If you give him a love triangle alone (the girl he likes vs the girl he's been assigned to) people would care about him. But the name of the game is to take everything from all the side characters and give them to Rhaenyra and Alicent because they don't actually do anything in the show, but at the same time instead of Sara Snow and Winterfell scenes, we got Alicent swimming in a lake for no reason
>>221564312nah
>>221564287Lmao you really think this tranny shit is more relevant
>>221564346than England? Yes
billystream was kill last week but there was another stream, hope that isnt dead this week too
>>221563163Final warning. Don't quote me again.
>>221564292The worst bit is in Dance when Asha and her friend are fighting in the snow outnumbered back to back and making quips like this is a serial adventure series
>>221563887>aegon was too retarded to learn high valyrian, so his dragon learned to speak the common tongue for himNo one in your life will never love you as much as Sunfyre loves Aegon.
>>221564317No
>>221564363What is it
>>221564369Asha in general is annoying as fuck>*unsheathes axetana* Here's my suckling babe!
>>221564363>billystreamdead? really? last week was fine, what r u talking about lol
>>221564206Whatever kid *blows raspberry rudely while rolling eyes and making a jerk off gesture with my hand*
I waited 2 (4) years for these dogshit sundays and I'll do it again in 2 years.
>>221564363kino is up
>>221560766How so?
>>221564424any stream with more than 50 viewers?
>>221564445why would you care about this and why would there be so many viewers an hour before it even airs
>>221564303We should raze the Baltics with nuclear hellfire.
>>221564444She sets off a civil war that kills hundreds of thousands when she tries to usurp the throne from her best friend.
>>221564303>56 minutesIts over. Series is dead.
can someone link/be less cryptic with the stream names thanks
>>221564457Since s2 and after watching dunk and egg kino, I find it way more enjoyable to watch hotd with a big crowd so we can collectively shit on the episode
>>221564488Maybe you're onto something. I watch it with my full devoted attention and then seethe and rage.
>>221564478connect to weirwood
>>221564511>god I hate this show>nooo why is it so shortthe duality of me
>>221564478ill give stream link for sex
LESS THAN 1 HOUR OH FUCK
>>221564478Check your weirwood treenet account
>>221564523hate watching with 4chan chuds is fun, the late seasons of got were great for this. watching a good series (like dunk or better call saul) is also fun but its a different experience.
>>221564564I know this show doesn't deserve it but I refuse to transfer it from my kino watching experience workflow to my mock with the chuds workflowI can't do it
>>221564206>1 fun thingIt's exactly that line of thinking that ruined game of thrones.You have to pick a fucking lane and stick to it. Decide whether your story is serious or cartoony spectacle. If you go back and forth then no one is going to like it.
>>221564607but fire and blood did pick a lane and it was cartoony spectacle
Aemondsisters, our status?Will he get mommydom'd GFD'd tonight? >>221564488That was hilarious to watch with the bros, I've really come around to enjoying HOTD with /tv/ frens and I normally don't even go hereCame for the incest, stayed to laugh at the bad writing with my serket club
>>221564622yeah but... erm... ugh...
>>221564693Aemond status is Ser Not Appearing in the Show TonightNor is Aegon. It's over.We get pussy blood though
>>221564622Only that one scene. Everything was a cynical deconstruction of fan service type action and warfare EXCEPT for gods eye. Criston dies because romantic deaths in war are just in songs (except daemon!!). Daeron dies in a tent because it doesn’t matter how important your blood is, plot armor isn’t real, sometime you die in a mundane incident (expect if you’re daemon!!!). You can be the most badass fighter ever but get unlucky one day and trip on some guts and die (unless you’re daemon, no gritty grounded realism for the fantasy prince!). You can be a cynical schemer who dirties his hands with ambition but karma will come back for you just ask otto (unless you’re daemon, then your Machiavellian dark triad shit is rewarded)
>>221564726yeah but it's cool and I like when he jumps from the dragon
>>221564713>No Targ boysIf not then at least let us get Daemon cutting off someone's head this time
if i could be a dornish for a day, i could live my life the free and easy way...
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I volunteer to be Rhaenyra's menstrual pad.
>>221560844she cute
>>221562036No, no, no!
