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First for Leaving D.C.

Just one more day until my 'kraut is ready cabbagebros

>>221561069
Fuck off.

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>>221561030
Blargh

>>221561069
I fridged mine yesterday at 3 weeks. It was ready just in time for the 4th of July, good sourness and depth while still maintaining crunch. How long are you going for with yours?

Banned topic on /hor/
>cabbage

>>221561102
picrel
>>221561117
based. I'm just going two weeks with this one because I waited too long in between making batches. I normally do four weeks but I'm ready to start chowing down on this batch.

>>221561069
>>221561117
>don't like cabbage
>like sauerkraut
>don't like watermelon
>like watermelon in smoothies
>don't like tomatoes
>like ketchup, pizza, etc. that has tomatoes in it
What is this called and why is it so common?

my chud ass is watching evil dead 2 again

>>221561198
>don't like watermelon
This is not common
>don't like cabbage or tomatoes
This is just not knowing how to cook, which is common

>>221561198
It's called ARFID and it's a form of autism. It is so common because of childhood vaccination.

>>221561125
not my cabbages

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>>221561226
>>221561198
i don't like tomatoes or ketchup, but i like sun dried tomatoes

>>221561265
for me it's tomato chips

>>221561226
Wrong. I can cook or at least follow recipe directions. I don't like carrots either, but they're great in a beef stew.

>>221561231
>ARFID
Might actually have that
>autism
Never diagnosed, but it wasn't really a thing in the 90s when I was a kid.

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>>221561265
Tomatoes really don't get their proper flavor until they're cooked in some way. I love roasted tomatoes. They're good with just about anything. They've got that umami of sun dried tomatoes while still being nice and juicy.

I am out
Smells in here

>>221561381
Weird, it doesn't smell when you're not here.

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What's the most "septembercore" horror? The liminal state between summer and fall where most days are still hot, the leaves have only just barely changed, summer is fading but the chilly Halloween season isn't here yet, but you know it's coming?

>>221561416
That's a good question. I'd point to some good innawoods horror like Antrum or YellowBrickRoad

/hor/ went from /cuck/ to /cook/

>>221561494
eat your daal tarboy

>>221561416
The Watcher in the Woods

>>221561576
Go under the stairs

>>221561226
Naw, I got the same problem as other anon. Raw tomatoes are mostly just sour to me unless they're in a sub or something and sauces need something like cheese to to offset them.

Guys, I think I just found our new A24 horror theme.

>>221561576
Jej

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>>221561352
that reminds me, there was a new attack of the killer tomatoes film that came out this year, haven't seen it yet

>>221561734
I had no idea! Very cool.

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Just watched picrel. I liked it. Interpretation /hor/? I have some ideas.

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this movie killed Taylor Hawkins

>>221561734
I probably would've never watched any of these but one of my friends insisted upon the first two for a movie night and I have to admit the Gaddafi disguise in the second one had me howling

maybe Rorschach isn't as scary as some of the best found footages but when it comes to "pretending it's a real footage" it might be the best desu. Especially when it comes to acting. It's so naturalistic and believable

>>221561829
>Interpretation /hor/?
Uhhh Lee Cronin wrote multiple ED scripts and then was like ok I'll make another one and Blumhouse was like, lets put out a movie called The Mummy before Brendan Fraser does to trick people into seeing it

>>221561829
I honestly disliked it so much that I haven't thought about it really. Curious to hear yours though.

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Boas noites, General do Terror.

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On the topic of Lovecraft movies, has anon seen pic?

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>>221562099
Or this one with Leslie Nielsen. It's a short one, i think it was the pilot for a cancelled tv series.

>>221561030
any movie nerds who know what happened to cinemageddon? i can't connect, irc server also seem to be down =(

Any kinda new series worth watching?

>>221562847
tldr

>>221563122
Maybe that’s dumb. Maybe I don’t know anything and am just seeing things.

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>>221563184
coward, never delete a post

>>221563357
Okay working class, weekend over. See you guys next week. Had an amazing time with you guys.

>>221563609
See you next week anon

>>221563609
It was great posting with you this weekend, as always. Can’t wait for next weekend!

>>221563709
You'll be spamming from Mom's basement forever pissman

>>221563609
Bye, see you next week

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>>221561030

>>221561829
this poor white family in sand territory. i felt so bad for them.

>>221561063
The sounds outside were creepy

>>221562977
New? No. Did you see the Institute?

what are some death scenes where you felt bad for the victim? usually the foids that are getting killed in slashers i don't feel bad for but that girl in friday the 13th remake who gets burned alive in the sack i felt sad for.

>>221563874
Feel sad for foids, ngmi

>>221563874
Maybe it's just because you said burning but the cop in Silent Hill gets done bad.

>>221563874
samara weaving in scream 6. got done bad by her jeet student/most inept ghostface in the franchise

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>>221561226
>don't like cabbage or tomatoes
My grandfather used to eat tomatoes raw all the time and I never understood how he could like them because they really aren't good in raw form.

>>221564285
meh i do it too, only during summer though

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>>221564285
I enjoyed this movie

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>>221564563
Why did five year old me love bimbos so much bros?

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>>221564608
You mean you don't anymore?

One more thing about:
>Cannon
in the Mummy.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orb%C3%A1n_(ironmaster)

>>221564285
Tomatoes are notorious for being bad fruits to buy in a supermarket. Compared to home grown or farmer's market tomatoes, they're usually very bland and mealy, when they should be quite sweet, juicy, and full of flavor. I grew sungold cherry tomatoes last year and it was like eating little tangerines

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Hot damn, this movie is perfect. Literally flawless, fantastic entertainment.

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>>221565217
Generally, avoid hothouse or roma/plum tomatoes especially when they're not in season. I get a lot of tomatoes from CostCo and they're usually really good, Especially the cherry ones and tomatoes still on the vine They also last longer when you keep them on the vine.

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>>221565307
>Christopher Lee
>Peter Cushing
>Telly Savalas

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power's back on, time to use electronic devices

>>221565534
dgaf

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>>221565217
Yeah, he grew them, so they were probably better than the store ones. But they were just regular "slicing tomatoes," is apparently what they're called.

I like to get a package of cocktail tomatoes from kroger, slice them in half, toss them in olive oil and S&P, and put two heads of garlic with their tops cut off with them, then put all that in a baking dish and roast them for about an hour. Then I squeeze the garlic bulbs out of the skins into a mason jar with the roast tomatoes and hit them with a stick blender. It makes a great little sauce to go in any dish or for dipping. I put it in mexican rice or as a dip for fried potatoes or fish.

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>>221565307
I have it on vhs. My memory is I thought it was good, but it didn't really stand out otherwise. Guess I should watch it again at some point.

>Wrath of the Gods is the third movie in the Wicker Man trilogy directed by Justin Hardy which follows a grieving widow returning to her native island of Hel where a bunch of kids are going missing

What's going to be the plot twist in this one? First movie it was the cop was the sacrifice the entire time. In the second one we learn the villagers poisoned themselves and became cannibals in hopes of regaining their fertility

Since it's child sacrificed I'm thinking Baal or Moloch related?

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Bleh frens, BLEH!

>>221567279
europeans trying to find air conditioning

>>221567319
lmfao

>>221565369
I will now download Return of the Killer Tomatoes

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>>221567319
I like the heat more than cold, but it's been 110 degrees outside and I realized maybe I don't really like this hot

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>>221567279
Bleh

any /hor/s where there are significant changes in directors cut versions?

>>221567948
Curse of Michael Myers. though I prefer the theatrical one.

>>221567319
Nice

>>221567948
RZ Halloween 2

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>>221567501
Enjoy

>>221563609
I just came home from work. See you next week fren.

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>>221561030

I started watching Pluribus but then stopped caring about it

>>221567948
Nightbreed

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WE'RE THE DREAM WARRIORS
DON'T WANNA DREAM NO MORE
WE'RE THE DREAM WARRIORS
AND MAYBE TONIGHT
MAYBE TONIGHT YOU'LL BE GONE

>>221568445
Show for women

>>221568445
Thank you for letting us know, the elder council will be informed immediately.

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>>221568466

>>221568714
>BAW GAWD, it's freddy with the slam onto the mat!

>>221568466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7ke8rN2W8o

>>221569084
Kek. This would have absolutely improved Inception.

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Just finished. This director's movies are so weird, they're heavily focused on sexual politics and scenes in this flirt with what would become his full on video essay style in Scissor Penis. There's not much to like here, until the extended softcore lesbian sequence between two female soldiers, that was good. I'll get through all five eventually. This one has a killer female sex robot.

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>>221569133
>all five

>>221568466
Yes, but Into the Fire is the superior Dokken song from part 3
https://youtu.be/THFttaIw724?t=162

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>>221569133
Covers like this compel me to watch. There's some thing to be said about sex appeal right on the movie cover. It just works.

what are some actually good horror movies from the past few years, like stuff from 2024, to present. (Not just the really popular obvious stuff lmao)

>>221569722
>Else
>madS

I genuinely wonder how many regular posters there are in these threads at this point

>>221569722
2024/25 were grim years anon, I only really rated the slowbvrn asian films outside of Terrifier 3.
Did you see When Evil Lurks, I just keep saying that since most people missed it.

>>221569964
I think being a 4th of July weekend has definitely made the thread quiet. Other boards are quiet too.

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>>221569970
>2024
>grim
>When it's one of the greatest years for horror

>>221570097
To me it's undercut by it's runtime and pacing to the point where it became a frustration to sit through. Like a supercar that keeps breaking down, yeah it's a supercar but kind of pointless when you can't drive it across town.

>>221569722
Nosferatu, Exhuma but its really slow, Arcadian, In A Violent Nature, The Wailing (excellent), Under Paris and Thrash for sharkslop, both 28 Years, Companion, Death of a Unicorn, Frankenstein, Primate, Primitive War, The Carpeners Son was reasonably ok if you count it, The Ugly Stepsister, Until Dawn. The youtuber movies have been the best thing out of 26 so far.

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How often do you guys watch movies?

>>221570097
I enjoyed this, I know a lot of ppl complain it was too long. But it was still good.

>>221570472
Every day. 1-3 movies a day during the night. You?

>>221570472
A movie every night. Not always horror, but always something. You'll be left in the dust otherwise.

>>221570472
depends how busy I am. 3-4 a week probably.

>>221569964
I'm always here if I'm not sleeping

>>221570472
Not as often as I like. About 3-4 a week sometimes though.

Don’t post here if you don’t watch at least 7 movies a week.

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>>221570797
>Don’t post here
Actually, I think I will

>>221570840
How many movies you watch a week?

>>221570472
I'll watch maybe 2 to 4 movies if I had the day off with gf. If I have the day off with no gf I'll probably just watch something she wouldnt find interesting like Sailor Moon or Godzilla and save the horror kino for her. We're at the point that I mostly want international or 70s-90s movies and she wants to show me early 2000s so its not easy to pick all the time. If I worked all day or night it would probably be 1
movie max, usually if it's a night I just watch a casual show like South Park since I get back at almost midnight.

>>221570849
>>221570669

>>221570870
Then you are not allowed to post here. Only those that watch at least 7 movies a week may post.

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>>221570955
Ok, anyways
Post your last 2 October watchlists.

>>221570853
You watch Sailor Moon and South Park.

>>221570840
>underground dwellar
yeah he's dwellin in mom's basement alright

>>221571018
I don’t need an October watch list because every month is October. I watch horror anytime.

>>221571058
You don't need to be actively watching horror movies to want a place to discuss horror movies. I watch very few of them outside of October but I always like to talk about the ones I've seen here

>>221571058
Name 5 movies starring Vincent Price.

>>221571021
Yeah that's what I said dingus

>>221570853
Do your parents know you watch Sailor Moon?

>>221571163
No my dad thinks all anime is hentai so Ive kept that shit secret for over a decade now. He grew up watching Speed Racer and probably doesnt even know its a dirty nippon production

>>221571249
Imagine fighting in ww2 and your son watches Sailor Moon.

>>221571254
He's gen x and got honorably discharged after fucking up his balls on some training course, no joke. His dad was the one doing tiger stripe shit in Nam. Also Sailor Moon is appropriate for all audiences and I will die on this hill, the 1st episode has actual /hor/ content

>>221571254
70 IQ comment

>>221571254
>>221571313
>>221570853
Anime is banned here.

>uh oh, someone's having a melty
typical pissjeet, doesn't even watch horror movies

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>>221571021
South Park's based. The Halloween episode last year is based and /hor/ related.

>>221571403
hmm, do they do halloween episodes every year? I'll have to watch whatever they have this oct

>no from this week
what do I watch now? I just finished the terror season 2 and its kinda ass, not sure if i even want to watch season 3

>>221572000
was it as drawn out as the first season? I missed an episode of that accidentally and didn't even notice

>>221572000
The Ju-On series is the only real horror show I've watched. It was good.

>>221572024
sort of. they had to introduce bullshit plotlines near the end to stretch the runtime. looks like they learnt their lesson because season 3 only has 6 eps

>>221561846
Non supernatural "horror" isnt scary

>>221572000
season 3 is good
it's an actual adaptation of a novel so its a bit more fleshed out than season 2 that was just something they made up on the spot

Anyone see Tinsman Road?

>>221555382

Ahw men, I watched the 1992 Dracula movie and so far it's my favourite Dracula rendition
I watched the netfllix one, that I also really liked because the Agatha Helsing character is snappy and the girl is cute
I also watched eggers nosferatu.
Should I jump to the Bella Lugosi one or is there other version you would recommend, bloodlets?

>>221572614
Downloaded it, but won't get to it today. My backlog is already far too extensive.

>>221572728
bella lugosi one is very overrated but it's where dracula as a pop cult icon got his character from
there's also 1958 dracula with christopher lee that's good

>>221572728
>Count Dracula (1977)
>Dracula (1979)
>Nosferatu the Vampyre (1979)
>Horror of Dracula (1958)

>>221572753
>where dracula as a pop cult icon got his character from
I was honestly never ever a fan of that slick hair iconic Dracula, maybe that's why I don't find it appealing
Also I played Simphony of the Night and I grew up with curly long hair Dracula, maybe that's also why I connected a lot with the 1992 one now that I think about it

>>221572728
Drac 1992 is great, one of the best and I can't fault anyone who thinks it is.
Watch Shadow of the Vampire.
Also Vampire Hunter D.

>>221567656
fucken kino brotha

>>221573430
I was gonna rag on this but the lead is cute and the cgi has that hokey playstation graphics feeling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ag-hd7g8uWA

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Was there a manderly branch near king's landing or something? Was rhaenyra going to send her gold cloaks all the way up to the north to loot them?

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>>221574155

>>221574264
posting is hard, reading is harder
wrong tab but i'll allow it because lucy is cute as fuck

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>>221574565

>>221563874
The girl in Megan is Missing, the photographer who gets locked in at the end of Saw, Barbara at the end of OG Night of the Living Dead, and other anon mentioning Samara Weaving, she got it pretty bad in Ash vs Evil Dead.

>Thrown against a tree, leg broken
>Couch lands on her broken leg
>Nails through her feet
>Nails shot into her face
>Whatever was going on inside the cabin when Kelly was locked outside, and all you can hear is screaming and shit getting slammed around, and then the door flies open and spits out her dismembered body parts

She didn’t even do anything wrong.

>>221564608
I loved that show as a kid, and my hometown just so happened to get a Toys R Us right when that toyline came out, and I got a ton of them. The gimmick was that they actually smelled like tomatoes.

Oh Toys R Us…another example of how good we used to have it.

>>221570840
That movie is surprising comfy background noise. I turn that Last Drive-In episode on all the time.

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>>221574264
>>221574581
Stunning.

>>221574643
>Barbara
She was a useless hysteric the entire movie, Ben wasted a lot of time trying to bitch slap her back to usefulness and it got them all killed. Pitiful maybe but she couldn't help herself or others in a crisis situation, she should've just double teamed the first zombie with her brother instead of running away. The 90s remake did her a lot more justice

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>>221570472
I try to watch 2-3 a week but sometimes I can only manage to watch a couple of episodes of Tales From the Crypt before I pass out

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>>221574643
barbara was a foid

>>221567948
Spookies would be if a directors cut still existed.
Exorcist prequel was straight up released as separte movies.
>>221572728
When you watch Bela, also watch the Spanish version. This was that era between silents and dubbing where a movie might be filmed two or three times at once with different casts for different languages. There are notable differences, mostly good ones.

>>221567948
the evil dead 2013 directors cut shows mia's brother's eyes changing to deadite right before the house blows up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYt4Nr3vz5o

BIG NEWS FOR TRICK R TRICK FANS

jk

>>221577713
This dude ever gonna make another movie or what

>>221572614
>Two (2) hour found footage horror movie
>From the director that gave us The Outwaters
sus

>>221578257
The Outwaters sucked

Pitfall and Passenger are out. That's enough reason to drink heavy on a Monday

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I checked out the first episode in japanese yesterday
It was just okay

>>221578557
>Pitfall is 108 minutes long
for what reason

>>221579671
I still don't get why people jerk off to him like he's some GOAT. His manga were weird for the sake of being weird, but that's it. That's a dime a dozen in Japan.

Slow Monday for /hor/

>>221580808
The people that don’t watch at least 7 movies a week were told they weren’t allowed to post here.

>>221580866
Nobody cares about a bunch of anonymous retards that are trying to grab at some semblance of power & control because they have none in their shitty person lives.

So yeah that Man Finds Tape sucked.

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today's kino

>>221578557
>Pitfall and Passenger are out
Post stream links. Because I can't find them, only torrents

>>221575364
Their retarded inability to operate a gas pump is what got them killed. She sat on the couch and stayed out of the way for most of the movie after Ben cracked her one.

https://bloody-disgusting.com/editorials/3957119/the-10-best-horror-movies-of-2026-so-far/

>10
Chime
>9
Send Help
>8
Marama
>7
Touch Me
>6
Backrooms
>5
Leviticus
>4
Redux Redux
>3
The Bone Temple
>2
Obsession
>1
Hokum

>>221581143
>Features gay porn stars and barely any women
In other words, /hor/'s going to love this one lmao

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>>221581475
I haven't seen any of these movies

>>221581475
>Chime
>2026
That came out in 2024 and I watched it in 2024. The fuck kind of shit are they trying to pull?

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>>221581475
>Mārama
Can't wait for this one. HOWZAT?

>>221581705
same
chances are it only came out in murica this year

>>221581898
It's a good shortish horror movie, but I think it's cheating to include it for 2026. Original release date is what should matter, exceptions if it was festival only and got a real release a following year.

Is there a specific name for the type of body horror where flesh and machinery are fused together, similar to Tetsuo and Virus?

>>221582590
Biopunk/Gigeresque

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>>221583350
Ma'am remove C and D

>>221578557
Thanks anon.

>>221581475
based Meagan slighting Obsession for the lulz

>>221582590
I often see cyberpunk used.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_cyberpunk

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>>221583393
ok

>>221583350
I'd give her the D

They're cumming for you Barbara!

>>221583908
kek

>>221568712
good, this is very important

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looks like the next V/H/S will be SCP-themed

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>>221584582
It makes no sense that a big studio hasn't leapt on SCP after Backrooms but VHS has? It is better suited to an anthology... idk man feels like a missed opportunity though.
Maybe they're the only ones willing to take the rights problem on.

>>221580911
Watch 7 movies a week or don’t post here.

>>221581475
Mainstream slop.
>>221583772
You would give her the ick.

Looking for trashy horror movies, slashers mainly, with misogynistic sexualized portrayals of women. Thanks!

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>>221585281

>>221585229
Thanks for admitting you have a shitty life

>>221585344
People spend 40 hours a week at work, 7 movies is only 15 hours-ish.

>>221585344
He does but moreso because he autistically spams this place with off topic shit

>>221585411
Which has nothing to do with you having an extremely shitty life.

>>221585327
I've always wondered if there are more Roger Rabbit-esque horror movies like Evil Toons out there

>>221585457
40 hours a week at work aka 5 out of 7 days is the definition of a shitty life.

>>221585527
You don't have to work. Being homeless is always an option. Then you have an addition 40+ hours every week of free time.

>>221585527
cool post about horror movies faggot

>>221585581
I don’t work.

>>221580911
That anon is right, if you don’t watch 7 movies a week, only 7, then you shouldn’t post here.

>>221585689
kys samefag

>>221585344
True, he spends every waking moment here playing pretend reddit mod.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqlGjBjCsws

>>221585344
Nta but how shitty is your life if you don’t have time for one movie a night?

>>221585997
You are that anon though.

>>221585779
wandering the parking lot abyss because my mom forgot where she parked

>>221586019
I am nta

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>>221583350
She was a stunner. It's really too bad she wasn't in more back then.

>>221563794
They weren't

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>>221585281
You're a good dude

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Mags is gonna revise Adjani's performance in Possession.

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>>221585281
Exterminator City

>>221586316
Too old and ugly

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>>221586352
wrong

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>>221586344
>Red-Eyed Reapers Edition

>>221586368
You actually saved this picture.

>>221586316
ngl I hate this casting, she's too much of a bitch to play a bitch character
>>221586416
have you told your parents you're gay yet?

>>221586416
He is that pathetic

>>221586368
I wish this pic was real

>>221586416
I found your address and gave it to 100 thousand rape niggers.

>>221586428
I understand the hesitation. I think she's gonna do great, man. Save your judgment.

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>>221586383
It will only get worse.

>>221586489
You’re still pathetic.

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>>221586511
>satan hitler

>>221586512
I will literally rape you again

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Based Mark.
>Trandemic directed by Vera Drew
>Described as a “cosmic found footage horror-comedy.”
For the chuds that don't know, Drew directed and starred in The People's Joker. It's the movie where planned screenings of it at the Toronto International Film Festival in 2022 were canceled to "rights issues." The movie did get a wider release and it's actually on Tubi now. She was also editor for Alice Maio Mackay's Carnage for Christmas and The Serpent's Skin.

>>221586548
You won’t do shit. You work 40 hours a week and too tired to do anything else.

>>221586585
I don't work

>>221586621
Yeah you do. Unless you’re on VA or welfare.

>>221586659
wrong

1000 rape niggers are on their way to your location btw

>>221586675
Then how are you earning 300k a year doing nothing. Unless you’re in the 1%.

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>>221586540
Is it the slasher with the most absurd choice of weapons to kill naked ladies?

>>221586557
>winner of the Transgender Film Center Found Footage Feature Fund
What an oddly specific thing

Horror films about retarded freaks living in the basement?

>>221586689
Worked 70+ hour weeks as a restaurant manger in big cities, invested, moved to a rural area, bought a house and property for under $40k

>>221586720
House by the Cemetery (kinda)

>>221586720
horror films about homosexual indians who got raped by 1000 niggers

>>221586723
>40k property
I think we are in different classes. Please don’t speak to me.

>>221586753
This is true. 1000 negroes will rape you because you don't have any weapons. I'm sorry about your being retarded, but it can't be helped.

>>221586723
I live in a big city. It is a playground for the rich.

>>221586753
yeah you're a failson whose mommy and daddy pays for him to live in the basement

>>221586720
The Unseen

>>221586789
You live in Toronto. I live in an area where I have great relationships with my neighbors.

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>85 year old Dario Argento to direct a new film
>apparently a remake of a 1940s Mexican thriller
>also claims it will be his bloodiest film yet
>to star Isabelle Huppert

>>221586786
You live in a $40k house and worked in restaurants. Please pipe down.

>>221586792
Go tell that to Barron Trump.

>>221586830
Will his daughter have a weird sex scene in it?

>>221586837
I own ten acres and two farms.

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>>221586830
me and my mates back in high school
>hey, this one is directed by that guy anon is always raving about
>4 tickets please
I've been hurt enough

>>221586878
Rural land is cheap. Can’t afford one house here, I checked.

>>221586852
failson + gay + balding + indian + autistic + no friends + low iq + free tubi movies on an aging laptop

>>221586915
He fell off hard. It's sad when you get even worse than Vincent Dawn (aka Bruno Mattei)

>>221586698
>scuffed C-3PO
Uh based

>>221586915
I didn't even know he made a film Dark Glasses a few years ago.
I always think what they need to do is not modernize, make a film exactly like he would have in the 80s. Then it'd stand out.

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>>221586720
Hell Night

>>221586935
It could be true. I'm not so interested in what you have going on. I can just send my niggers to rape you.

>>221587001
You’re poor.
And a failure of a man.

>>221586979
If you have not seen that movie, you have no idea how mad it is. Robot with religious psychosis level of insanity.

>>221586943
>no friends
Are you a woman?

>>221586867
I hope not, that dried progressive cunt has become unbearable in the last 10 years.

>>221587043
Are you sure? I'll never want for money.
You do realize that we know where you live, don't you?

>>221587071
Been a long time i saw her in anything so dunno.
But she sure has a strange relationship to her father...

I'll answer you tomorrow. I'm going out.

>>221587054
Looks entertaining

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>>221586830
I will absolutely be seated front row since she's the hottest French woman to ever live.
Huppert was also originally attached to star in the Suspiria remake with Isabelle Fuhrman, which no doubt would've improved it over Johnson/Swinton.

>>221586915
This wasn't even that bad. I expected much worse given how everyone shits on it but Giallo (2009) is Argento's true late-stage stinker.

>>221587076
You’re poor cause you had to work.
Get over it. I never had to work.

>>221587155
ok. Ill talk to you tomorrow.

>>221587115
She still works as a director/actress in the Italy, but she only makes feminist/progressive/LGBTQ+ stuff, so that is probably why you haven't saw her recently.

>>221587185
> but she only makes feminist/progressive/LGBTQ+ stuff
/hor/ is feminist/progressive/LGBTQ+

>>221587155
You're a terminally online dotted virgin shitskin migrant freak. You are literally worth less than the shit on my shoes.

>>221587228
You live in a rural area cause you cannot a prime location in a vhcol city.

>>221587228
Keep your shoes clean anon

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>>221586915
It was a pretty shit movie, but Asia and some of the other chicks are hot af in it at least.

>>221587275
Ruralfag low iq idiot who worked in restaurants, what did you expect?

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Evening Fixbros

>>221587185
Yeah that makes sense. Shame though.
>>221587118
This short clip will sell it for you, or nothing will.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMhgzB1mUMo

I am playing Dead By Daylight

>>221587457
kek

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>>221587200

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>>221587336
He was really like "get me a Daria replacement"

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new bread when?

>>221588306
When anons here actually watch 7 movies a week.

>>221588306
Limit is 310