House Dayne is Dornish lol editionPrevious >>221564771
>>221566929I hope everyone in this thread praises the seven and hates those disgusting incestuous blood magickers they should go FUCKING DIE.
this shit is BORING
>>221566929Not Dornish.
Daeron?!
>>221566956HOLY BASEDHOLY BASEDFUCK DRAGONSBY THE BLOOD AND SWEAT OF MEN SHALL WE ACHIEVE GREATNESS
I miss Helaena so much.
it's shit
whats the point of introducing fake daeron to then reveal the fact a few minutes later?
>>221566956
>>221566985put another tranny on the casting
Fuck!
>>221566997Scenes cis MEN will never understand
>>221566997Put some underwear on ya dumb bitch!
>establish that the smallfolk is tired of only eating fish due to blockade>rewrite it so theres no bread and they have to eat rats>gain the favour of the proletariate by giving out few apples
>entire episode is rhaenyra on the cusp of mental breakdowns dealing with banal aspects of rulingI can't tell if it's intentional to demonstrate she isn't fit to rule or if Hess meant it to be more sympathetic
>>221566997is this a real clip or some obscure referencewhat's the context
Boring and Gay episode.
>>221566929What did we learn tonight?
What were the leaks?
At least ratchads won
>>221566956I’m putting together a team
In the name of the warrior, I charge you to be braveIn the name of the father, I charge you to be justIn the name of the mother, I charge you to protect the young and innocentIn the name of the maid, I charge you to protect all womenIn the name of the smith, I charge you to be strongIn the name of the crone, I charge you to be wiseIn the name of the stranger, I charge you to remember your vows until death takes youRise, sir anon of /got/!
>>221567050exactly what was in the ep
I love how literally everyone in the theorycrafting community thinks House Dayne is super important, but whenever GRRM does Q&As, he barely even remembers House Dayne. He didn't even remember their coat of arms when asked once, which is especially hilarious since theoryfags have made 6hr long video essays on the Dayne coat of arms.
I’m honestly mad they whitewashed mysaria this much. In the book you don’t feel bad about her getting whipped to death because she was an evil cunt.
My knees...they are bending on their own...i can't help it...
>>221567057Add Garin the Great, that crazy nigga killed 3 dragons.
>>221567065No further episodes?
>>221567050Nothing happens, and then nothing happened.
All hail Rhaerhae the commie
>>221567071I just hate that she isn't mysterious. In the book, she had that evil asian sorceress vibe going, like a chink Melisandre. In the show, she is just a peasant lesbian who wants to sell secrets for cash.
What is with this shows deep loathing of female biological processes
>>221567074Arise, he is only a fellow man, you need not kneel to him. Only the seven that are one are worth kneeling for.
>>221567092>evil asian sorceressIn the book she has an evil witch vibe and she's from Lys, not some chink. She looks as much Valyrian as Rhaenyra, that's why Daemon breeds her.
fuck you, funny episode
>>221566997It means the Iron throne rejected her.
>Fuck, I'm bleedingYou've cut yourself on the throne.
HBOs iron throne looks so retarded. How was this forged by dragon fire?
>>221567025The context is pointless, and theres no point to it. I thought she was going to unironically bleed over the throne and people would think it cut her but they just show she has cramps and it makes it harder to rule. I think you’re supposed to feel bad for her
She could barely say her lines without laughing the whole time.
>we have money problems>let's make an enemy of all of the rich nobilityShe's so sillyJust a giiirlll.
>>221566929Speaking of House Dayne, Jon’s real mother was Ashara Dayne and Ned is actually his father.
First for Joanna Lannister. The girl boss we deserved.
>>221566997wait when did this happen? i didn't catch the start and some moments here and there.
>>221567059I can't belive they've tripled down on the oath only mentioning three of the seven gods. It'd take them under a minute to find plausible fan continuations of the knightly vows. At least there's some to context George's work only having three lines due to Dunk leaving the scene before the full oath is undertaken (doesn't work as well in AKoTSK since Lyonell and Fossoway are out in the open)I don't think we'll even have another opportunity to hear a knightly vow in any of these extended universe GoT shows after this lol
>>221567074He should've mentioned the uncle incest
twinkbros.. fake daeron tomboy was supposed to save us.. it was over before it even began
>>221567074Maegor the Cool knew just how to deal with these faggots.
>>221567019it's Aegon's fault because he took the gold. the crown can't import food anymore to feed the people because you know, the crown handles food imports.
>>221567211>fake daeron tomboy was supposed to save usNo it wasn't, what the FUCK were they thinking>Tessarion? Uhhhhh we'll leave him in the reach I guessLike, what the FUCK
>>221567141>>221567147She’s literally on the rag did people really interpret this line as her being cut?
>>221567229Tessarion's a girl.
>>221567074>her dragons are profane magic... and shes an incestuous alien!
>>221567157So when people say that women should lead because their periods make them moody...they are right?
>>221567229The fact that Daemon takes the fake Daeron and just goes "whelp I guess we'll leave the dragon with you guys, nothing to be done about that!" when he literally knows that dragons separated from their riders in this continuity can apparently be claimed by new riders is so giga stupid I literally can't believe it's in the show.
Why is she not calling her council from Dragonstone? She hates them why? For not interceding to stop Jace from being a retard?
>>221567251Oh so we'll leave her in the reach with the enemy armyRight, I didn't consider that she's a girl dragon
>>221567164lisa need braces
I was prepared to hate it and I didn't, to be honestNot my fav ep or anything but I didn't hate it too badly.
>>221566956This dude was just begging to get Dracarysed.
>>221567164fdaeron brat
>>221567269the writers obviously dont remember that or care about it lmao
>>221567255Yeah they’ve leaned so hard into why women are better rulers then men they did a circle and are literally acting out family guys jokes about them just menstruating all over office
>>2215670674d chess by gurm
>>221567296He who follows the path of the seven stars does not fear the stranger, but welcomes his embrace
>>221566997i can literally feel the anger come in me when thinking about period cramps exists
>>221567295Tbh the most kino parts are coming. I enjoy seeing Rhynera get fucked
>>221567071in the show, she'll be whipped to death accidentally because she's into extreme BDSM.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJpdhDzn4YQ
>>221567074what a chud
>>221567074he could've skipped the lust part. but showrunners can't help themselves.
>conceptual episode>the whole conceptualness is focusing it 95% on just Rhaenyra and having music play throughout with occasional out of focus zoomed in shotsBravo, a true arthouse episode.It just seems very contrived to have her react to all this crap as if she's dissociating or losing her cool. She'd literally beb trained for this all her life and have been basically doing the smaller scale version of this on dragonstone (aka designated heir island, which surely means it's uniquely managed in a way mimicking the actual work of kingship)None of these choices are particularly hard either. As far as she knows the Hightowers have bent the knee, which essentially means every other green force will do the same in due time. The only hypothetical threat is Aemond, that's it really.But if it's still overwhelming her, why doesn't she just make her hand do her chores for her? That's literally his job. A kingdom can be perfectly functional with a king engaging in nothing but leisure so long as there's a competent hand.The whole feeding rats to nobles is so fucking stupid that they'll 100% remove the riots or have them be caused by the nobles (somehow, despite the common people apparantely loving Rhaenyra)The scene of her personally handing out food was so fucking corny and propagandistic it's like you're watching soviet cinema.
>>221567019It has to be intentional. Did you notice her first things on her agenda were coronations and tourneys? That’s all she knows because she was out partying and riding dick instead of learning how to rule.
>writers claim to be feminists>show is unintentionally misogynistic as fuckpretty funny how that worked out.
Is this season any good so far? First was ok, but the second was pretty bad, haven’t watched anything GoT related since
>>221567055RATCATCHERS UNITE.
Ratcatcher status?
>>221567366>women can't be good rulers because of their period that prevents good decision makingAccidentally based
>>221567368It’s the worst piece of shit on television
This shit was really bad, I don't think I'll keep watching. See ya niggas.
I'm a big Black supporter bros but this moon's blood thing is gonna be a problem.
I frequently think Gurrm is a really insightful writer, but then I remember all the times he uses the fake identity plot point troughout his Westeros stories and I can really picture him thinking:>hehe before photography and newspapers people wouldn't be able to recognize kings, nobles or popes from some random, they are just like anyone else heheWhat a hack
rats
>>221567019Yeah I can’t tell either if she’s supposed to suck at this or if i’m supposed to think she got screwed though literally nothing has changed since yesterday when Aemond and Larys were doing everything
>>221567368It's so stupid its fucking unreal
>>221567157I'm 99% sure they wanted to have her menstruate on the throne as why she bled on it, but someone said guys this is a bit much and put a stop to it.
>try to make a show with feminist themes>"the queen is acting extra emotional today because she's on her PERIOD!"Bravo Nolan
>>221567412It's funny how there's no sign that the money was gone until rhaenyra showed up
>“And as her lord husband Prince Daemon escorted her from the hall, cuts were seen upon Her Grace’s legs and the palm of her left hand,” wrote Eustace. “Drops of blood fell to the floor as she went past, and wise men looked at one another, though none dared speak the truth aloud: the Iron Throne had spurned her, and her days upon it would be few.”>>221567231they're maesters. the book saying she bled BECAUSE of the Iron Throne but in reality, she was just on her period.
>>221567410>hehe before photography and newspapers people wouldn't be able to recognize kings, nobles or popes from some random, they are just like anyone else heheAegon is literally half burnedYes, it would be difficult to pass him off as the real thing if he randomly pops up somewhere without a dragon.Now, I assume Sunfyre is not dead and Rahenyra is going to shit herself when she finds out
I bet all the fucking morons like Quinn the GM clapped like seals at the winged men and yi ti mentions. Just like they did for the greenmen being showed on screen.Fuck mystery, fuck something being so exotic it borders on mythical, just shove it in front and centre in a show that has already ground westeros down to a pitiful handful of locations. They should mention the Jhogos Nai or Carcossa while cutting another somewhat relevant book character, why not.
>>221567368It's fucking awful.
>>221567269They kinda forgot about that.
>>221567164cute>>221567189will she be ugly?
Maybe she hasn’t ever had this much screentime, or this many close ups but Rhaenyra sneering like Elvis every time she speaks is really annoying it’s like she’s trying to be expressive like Alicent is but half her face is numb from novocaine or something
>>221567088Lolololol
>>221567438If we're going this route I want to see Sheepstealer fly to some other continent and then get fucked up by some insane grounded monster things or somethingI always did like the idea that Westeros/Essos was by far the safest place on the planet
>>221567317No doubt. I was just impressed with his huge, swinging brass balls.
>>221567433Him being burned is publically known, no? So if anything people would be suspicious of those who have severe burns.
>>221567274why won't she just make another council?
Her sons are BASTIDS
actually skipped some scenes
>>221567424>>221567382The writers were also on their periods when they wrote that.
>>221567479I skipped the episodeI think this is it bros
>>221567467>Him being burned is publically known, no?NoHe was brought in inside a box to hide himNobody but the small council and some guards saw him in his current state
>>221567492it wasn't that bad
So, now that we have this ""conceptual"" Rhaenyra-centric episode out of the way that must mean she'll surely stop hogging all the screentime for the remainder of the season, right?
>>221567496I'm sure it was trash line the last 15 episodes.>>221567500No, she is the MC
>>221567433>>221567467I was talking about fake Daeron, Young Griff, Jayne Poole, fake Bran and Ricon, etc. He uses fake identities A LOT
>>221567432>believing m*le (((maester))) propagandabe better, chud
>>221567522>fake DaeronNot gurmMade up by the show
>the entire purpose of the fake Daeron plot was to make the takeover of Tumbleton offscreen and not even a battleGenuinely, what the fuck are they thinking? And now Ulf's wife hauled her ass over there for no reason so he'll probably get blackmailed or whatever since his character is nothing like the book counterpart. This makes me so confused as to what they intend to do with Tumbleton 2 (which will be Tumbleton 1 I guess?)This show is somehow written in such a way that if you've read the source material you haven't even been spoiled.
>>221567538My bad, but my point still stands
>>221567400we're just hate watching
>>221567432Maester chuds don't know about periods
Ok but didn't Seasnake already name Baela his heir? So Rhaenyra sees that as similar to what happened to her and that's why she doesn't want to name his bastards?
Wasn't Tumbleton a siege of a small number of blacks by a large green army?The fuck are they going to do when greens already took the in the show?Also, wtf they were thinking in universe, both here and in the books? They didn't know two dragon riders were about to defect, and they were openly attacking a city near King's Landing, where they knew there was 3 to 5 dragons, with their 1 small dragon?
Where are the people saying Rhae Rhae takes no responsibility now? She literally just took full responsibility for everything happening currently.
>>221567546No both tumbleton have to happen
>>221567546>This show is somehow written in such a way that if you've read the source material you haven't even been spoiled.That gives them too much credit as it implies a deliberate choice when the reality is they're just incompetent, retarded, and pushing their own political and sexual desires far, far, far before respect for the source materialI get what you meant though. Truly anything can happen.
>>221567522Yes, but George's use of them tends to be purposeful.Compare John the Fiddler or Young Griff to (F)Daeron. The latter is just a needless complication to a previously cut character while the former two wouldn't be the same characters without the motive of deception. It's also fundamentally different since the "Daeron" we see is just a decoy, which the incognito Targs we see in George's work don't employ.
So we're going to see Joffrey as a child?
>>221567546Hugh's wife speedwatcher
>>221567366>>221567382>>221567489CHUDS, she has to deal with ALL the problems Aegon the MAN left for her AND her period.
>>221567157CIS white male take
What possible reason could Rahenyra have to deny Corlys his requestI do not understand the characters in this show anymore
>>221567624Women moment
Do did First Tumbleton happen yet or not?>>221567604Nope, Nyra will receive news in the next episode that Joffrey accidentally fell off Tyraxes and died.
>>221567624She's having a woman moment.
ngl mysaria's plump friend could get it if you know what i'm saying
>>221567624It would reinforce negative, completely false, stereotypes about Blacks and bastards.
>>221567624woman momentfor all my criticisms this show gets women surprisingly well, just in a very roundabout way
>>221567624Because Corlys has to go green and the original writing would make rhaenyra look bad
>>221567582He offered but she turned it down
>>221567366You guys never learn do you? It doesn't matter that us true chuds can see the plot for what it really is, what matters is that for every decision Rhaenyra makes, there's non-villain dramatic music playing while the camera focus on her face making concerned and distraught expressions, therefore she is good to goycattle audiences. You can show a MC commiting genocide on screen but it's all good as long MC music plays while he/she is doing it.
>>221567500ngl, i prefer her scenes over Baela, Rhaena, or any of the other ugly women.
Why is everything so good apart from the plot? The acting, the music, the sets, the costumes, the directing, it's all good - but events are just not connected in a way that makes sense and characters' motivations are nonsensical at times.This is archetypal "turn your brain off" TV.
>>221567624Well they literally said exactly why so were you shitposting the whole show or on tiktok?
Why was a dragonkeeper delivering news about Tumbleton? Did I miss something or is the show just retarded?
>>221567597That's all true obviously, but their changes have literally snowballed. Making Rhaenyra and Alicent into childhood friends was, at the time, considered a minor change but it completely derailed the story and artificially kept Alicent as a relevant character for far longer than she was in the original. Now there's presumably going to only be a second Tumbleton which is such a headache. Both have to happen and the second is essentially a direct consequence of the first. Presumably Ulf and Hugh will betray them at this Tumbleton battle later with the Blacks attacking the Greens but being double crossed (which will also make the betrayal much less impactful since they won't be pillaging the city into the ground (or they will despite the greens owning it which will be season 8 level writing))
>>221567624the cramps are annoying and she just wants to be left alone for a while, something corlys just like any other man doesn't seem to understand.
>>221567624because of Jace and what he said to her about bastards rising up
>>221567687How the fuck would that change the legitimacy of joffrey?She is the queen, she has the legal power to do that, it would be according to the rules.
damn where did this chad ass high septon even come from?
>>221567088bastids for me but not for thee
>>221567522>Young Griff, why would anyone know him? he was a baby when he was whisked away. then the Golden Company all knew who he was anyway>Jayne PooleWinterfell staff were taken to the Dreadfort. you can argue other lord's staff would know the steward's daughter but i'll counter that they might all actually know she's a fake but no one dares to stand up to Roose.>fake Bran and Riconthey were burned
For me it's Alicent
>>221567722>>fake Bran and Ricon>they were burnedAND flayed
>>221567596Well yeah, but the circumstances are fucked. You know what, I bet Hugh will be blackmailed into turning his cloak. It's so fucking stupid it's almost certain.All because his dumbass wife decided to flee the city (that will now no longer be blockaded and therefore a better place to live) just as her husband returns and they'll both have it much easier going forward.Book Hugh is a brute who wants power because it's attainable and he's less one note than this fuck
>>221567426Didn't Larys explicitly say that he took the liberty to move most of the crowns gold when he was helping Aegon escape?
>>221567733i forgot that part
>>221567689My guess is Tessarion is still young enough to warrant having a dragonkeeper on hand in case of any dragon-related trouble. What I'm confused about is why did Daemon let Tessarion stay with the army instead of bringing him back to King's Landing? Oh wait because that would mean "Daeron" would have to fly his dragon and that stupid subplot would have been exposed.
>>221567426There was. It was in a previous season.
>>221567744It's ok I still love you.
>>221567624The show completely botched (removed) Tumbleton so we didn't get the dragonseeds turning their cloaks (or rather we didn't get it early enough)In the books she hates bastards, especially ones with dragons, after Ulf and Hugh join the greens
>>221566997aww shit the leaks are real!
>>221567628>>221567633>>221567639>>221567641>>221567642>all in under 1 minutei'm proud of you, fellow chuddies.
>>221567074based
>>221567735The leaks said Hugh would turn his cloak because the blacks fucked tumbleton and killed his wife I think
>>221567737He was talking about his own wealth.
>>221567776https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_inUax_RTUo
do greencels really
>>221567759y-you too
>>221567779they just said what would happen with the dragonkeeper, she'll burn the city and probably kill his wife there
>>221567779yeah. even without leaks I figured that one would happen.
>>221567745Why does Tumbleton have a fucking dragonkeeper anyhow? And aren't Dragonkeepers furious at Rhaenyra for letting the Dragonseeds claim their own beasts? They literally had a scene where they confront Rhaenyra over itWhat's the purpose of making the guy reporting on Tumbleton a dragonkeeper??? I mean the town itself was Black from the start so literally anyone from there would be okay
>>221566641A truth nuclear I'm afraid, D&D would have done exactly that
>>221567779Rhaenyra JUST SAID she's going to burn it. Clearly its going to be the plot of the next episode. Fuckers ITT are retarded saying everything happened off screen.
>>221567479I couldn't watch the entire dinner lecture, though every scene Rhaenyra was in was getting hard by the end of the ep
Did you spot the Dearon swap before it happened? I didn't.
>>221567789lmaorofl even
>>221567823yeah. skipped after like 15 seconds
>>221567745And how would Daemon take Tessarion with him? I guess he could have ordered Daeron(if it was real Daeron) to command Tessarion to follow them?
>>221567479I normally skip (through) every valarion scene but corlys was actually good for once
>>221566997do women get their period back within a month of miscarrying?
>>221567779>>221567801>>221567807This fucking very episode says Tumbleton was Black from the start. Why would they attack it in an especially agressive manner that harms the smallfolk? Just wait until the greens have to move out, they eventually will. So much confusion over a completely unneeded change
>>221567810No I'm saying I think the dragonkeeper was sent with Daeron and Tessarion to Oldtown and has just been hanging out with the dragon since then
Was Helaena shocked over the threat or that Alicent agreed to have aegon killed? Did she know about that or was it just “yeah me and rhaenyra agreed to a truce since your husband isn’t here”
>>221567827Have we even seen the real one or its just been this twink the entire time?
>When knighting addam she paused and called him the hull because she was considering "Velaryon"I swear that in that moment I was thinking "the black" because after Ulf the white the camera paused on the nig.It's all i was able to think about, I didn't even realize why the dramatic pause until now.
why doesn't this hateful bitch want our poor boy to be legitimized?
>>221567810and why would a dragonkeeper managing Tessarion in Tumbleton (?) run straight to Rhaenyra to tell her, especially when their order abandoned her?Like what? why?Just have some fucken scout. Retarded.
>>221567841Yeah. I knew that scene was coming so I watched it. saw a leaked pic other night
>>221567837>Follow us back to King's Landing on your tiny dragon. If you try anything, our three massive dragons with rape you to death
Anyway thinking of an au where Varys backs a Baratheon restoration instead of a Targaryen one. What do you all think?>events of book one happen as expected until Ned is arrested he's sent to the wall instead of being executed>Jon Arryn is also a POV character and winds up sticking around longer but he's somehow oblvious to Littlefinger's schemes /attempts to undermine him>Varys plan is installing Edric Storm on the throne as the next great king instead of Aegon>Daenerys still doing the same not much changed in her story>The War of Five Kings doesn't happen instead we get both Renly and Stannis legitimising a bastard of Robert each to install as their own king>Robb still becomes The King in the North but the North in general is a lot more stable. Winterfell does not get sacked>Theon proves actusaly useful and doesn't become Ramsey's flesh puppet.>Dorne just hang in the back doing their own thing. Most of the Lannisters are taking out earlier after Cersei's incest is exposed with backing from Ned and Jon Arryn>Tyrion is hand but doesn't become an angry and bitter exile wondering Essos>Cersei goes even more batshit because of Edric's presence and how everyone loves him as the perfect king which undermines confidence in Tommen's rule>Ned reveals to Jon his true parentage while on a range North of the wall together just as Daenerys invades. This au ends with another rebellion happening but with the roles reversed>The Others are still a threatWhat could actually be the northern plot line in this time line? Robb is king with Ned gone but he's gor no motivation to head south so no Red Wedsign or Bolton usurping happens. Maybe try to broker for northern independence with whoever wins the Stagbowl.
>>221567851YesHaelena doesn't think about politics, she doesn't listen to the news from the town crierShe just plays with birds and shit, as she should. She's smarter than the others for it.
>>221567857Because the retarded screenwriter Sara Hess kinda forgot that Rhaenyra is supposed to hate bastards over Tumbleton and not before
The High Septon was based and the Manderly guy who called Rhaenyra on her hypocritical bullshit to her face was based.
>>221567851She didnt know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPuAOcviU-Myou guys didn't say there was a new moon man theory
For how bad this show is, it’s crazy to know that Rings of Power is like fifty times worse
>>221567904Insane asoiaf theories are better than this fanfiction anyways
poor Hugh has nowhere to sleep and has to feed his dragon out of his own pocket too
>>221567914Rings of Power is literally unwatachable for me, and I've watched some slop in my day
>>221567914I genuinely cannot tell you a single thing that happened in Rangz season 2 and I watched the whole thing
I practically hate everyone in this series that I can only be neutral. Or perhaps only on the side of the Night's Watch.
>>221567914Yeah that is crazy
What bars do you guys watch at?
>>221567923You need to be a fan to write fanfiction, I'd be suprised if Condom and Mess did more than skim the AltShiftX Dance video
So, now that rhaenyra betrayed corlys, what will happen? We know tumble ton will burn making Ulf flip after burning his wife.
Does anyone actually like the rats? I feel like they have been used to symbolize a dozen different things since S1 and are mostly to just spite book readers because the show runners hate everything
>>221567944
You guys realize the Dance of Dragons was a retelling of a tale in the books right? What we are watching is firsthand what happened. Yes there will be differences.
I have no idea what’s going on in this show
>>221567914I like Rings of Power better. S1 was a slog, but S2 improved a lot on the pacing issues. If they'd just cut the hobbits, it would be a good show actually.
>>221567914>>221567939>>221567943>>221567956I genuinely do not understand how they can spend a billion dollars on the craziest special effects in a show in history and can't even hire halfway decent writers
>>221567852the real one has mums hair?the squire Ormond has his way with
>>221567972I liked them when I thought they were going to make or at least imply Larys was a greenseer but honestly all fun has been stripped from the show I don't care anymore
THIS BITCH
>>221567959I hate bars and have never gone to one of my own volition.
>>221567980George said it’s straight up not his story
>>221567135Also, she is albino. Based.
>>221567988DEI, imagine a white man executive standing up to a dyke asian and telling her she can't do her lesbian plot. l m a oLibs (including George himself) got what they wanted enjoy im sure everyone is happier for it
>>221567969Corlys will join team green after the riots
>>221567980>What we are watching is firsthand what happened.Only George knows what truly happened.Anyone elses interpretation is just as unreliable as the book.
>>221567980Yeah, the maesters recorded things like how many children people had incorrectly, or forgot that Cristan Cole murdered a dude in front of everyone at a wedding feast.
>>221567914I hate watched 2 seasons of wheel of time but couldn't stomach 3 episodes of rangz.
>>221567944Blacks, Greens, I don't care either way, I'm just pro rape
>>221567992>makes a deal where she offers Aegon on a plate>manipulates Aemond to send him to his death>is just now realizing her sons might dieCondal and Hess are actually retarded
>>221567979There is no way that bitch can take someone's head off in one swing. No even with a lightsaber.
>>221568018I mean the Greens are definitively the Rape Faction. It's their defining trait
>>221568018Valar Morrapus.All men must rape.
Sex with Visenya
>>221568008He signed off on it. Its canon.
I just watched the first three episodes. What did I think of it?
>>221567972For a moment I though I was watching The Departed during this episode
rape with Visenya
>>221567969I don't think Ulf has a wife mateBut Corlys will remain a reluctant Rhaenyra supporter until much later on. I'd say probably season 4, but the pacing is just so fucked that I'm not even sure. This is essentially season 3 episode 1 going by the original outline. There's only 5 eps left for s3, and unless HBO execs change their minds another 8 for season 4. I've given up hope on them doing anything regency related, but they really do need to pick up the pace. God's Eye should happen this season as well as a bunch of other things that probably won't. Everything after Rhaenyra's death will be so condensed I'd be suprised if it's not all one episode.
>>221568018Seven gods, seven rapes
>>221568029She was protecting Aemond by sending him away
jeeesus was that a bad episode that kept hammering away at IT AINT EASY RULING À KINGDOM RHAENYRA IS UNDER SOME PRESSURE. finally became interesting right at the end when we learned the hightowers won that round.
>>221568043No.
>>221567972The ratcatchers will find justice one day.
Who caught all the rats without the RATCATCHERS
>>221568061and I knew it was happening so the whole thing sucked
>>221568018>this guy kills HughThey would've cut him like countless other characters with his level of importance. I wonder how they'll go about it in this. HotD Hugh would never ever double cross the Greens and declare himself King like the book version
So do women in this day and age now wear underwear?
In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to rape bravely
>>221568085Nobody, that's why they're all over the city.
>>221568085A time-traveling Ser Pounce
>>221568058No she wasn't? She had told Rahenyra he would go there, he was OBVIOUSLY walking into an ambush?She was trying to honor her deal with Rahenyra, she was terrified when she came back and realized he had not left KL
In the name of the Father, I charge you to rape justly
>>221568102Well he will save his wife, or she will die, and he will back on team black and die as a hero.
>>221568119I mean for the banquet.
I style us Gods, Rhaenyra
>>221568119then why are the people hungry?
>>221568109This version of Hugh literally does everything for his woman so I very much doubt he'll even approach the book one
You know if they didn’t throw FISH AT HELAENA MAYBE THEY WOULDNT BE STARVING.
In the name of the Mother, I charge you to rape the y-uhh, nevermind
Why didn't Aegon just hire the Dragonstone ratcatchers to kill Rhaenyra?
>>221568142The Rat Cook, obviously. He's a real character, look him up.
>>221567914
poppa bear?
In the name of the Mother, I charge you to rape with fertility
>>221567972I love rats, they are adorable creatures, even when used for poorly done symbolism
>>221567269Daemon is senile.
In the name of the Maid, I charge you to rape all women
>>221568134How would Hugh die then? There's no Blacks on the ground to kill him as he goes to mount his dragon.
>>221568163Because his reputation with the catchers is low
In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to rape ferociously
In the name of the smith, I charge you to rape in an orderly and productive manner.
>>221568109Why don't they ever do all seven?
>>221567980I think that’s a good way to frame it. Imagine history books and teachers a hundred years from now trying to explain everything the retard in chief is doing with Iran.
>>221568197>In the name of the Crone, I charge you to rape all milfsNow you know
In the name of the Stranger, I charge you to rape women to death.
Nyra is so fuckable
I wish I could save her in some sort of time machine
Why didn’t they just hire the aegon catchers
>literally starves the entire city for months>hmm actually the rich folks are to blamedamn, she's already a politician
Now let me tell you about how this relates to the Great Empire of The Dawn.
>>221568197the writers are lazy, the books never give the charges but it's implied that you'd call upon all seven of them or at least all 6 and leave out the Stranger
>>221568061Especially because Viserys ruled the kingdom on cruise control and then Alicent ran it herself
>>221568211She's bleeding, anon.
>>221568223>yi ti is actually mentionedAPOLOGIZE
>>221568241I've never been afraid of bloodying my blade
>>221568188They will think of something. Wouldn't surprise me if Ulf and Hugh end up killing each other. But the easiest way is he tries to get to the dragon and Roxton kills him because he knows he will fight for the Blacks after Ulf's wife is dead or safe.
>otto hangs the nobles and gets mad over rat catchers >rhaenyra belittles and humiliates the noblesKek
>In the name of the Crone, I charge you to rape all milfs
Black Trombo when?!
>>221568125Wrong. They knew Daemon had left and she said it was safer than KL because Harrenhall had withstood dragons before.
What was the most unrealistic thing Rhaenyra did in this episode? For me it was violating the property rights of the nobility. Maybe Dragons are really that OP that she doesn't fear the local nobles anymore. On the other hand, her refusing to legitimize Corlys' sons was really well thought.
>>221567074Fuck these incestuous aliens.
Just let them hunt in the godswood
Why didn't the noble houses of westeros engage in socialist welfare of their own volition during a war started by Rhaenyra?RhaeRhae is so right to be mad at them
>>221568282>and she said it was safer than KL because Harrenhall had withstood dragons beforeYeah, this is a lieHarrenhall is famous for NOT having withstood dragon fireAemond who is allegedly an history nerd should have realized she was manipulating him right then and there
>>221568288Not hiring more RATCATCHERS to deal with the rat infestation
I have to admit, for a black person, Addam actor is very handsome. Why does his brother look so ugly? Why couldn't they find an actor that's just as good looking with high cheekbones?
>>221567055Otto is getting his revenge.
Ok but did she make the people actually eat the rats? Or it was just a prank?
new literally me just dropped
>>221567410Why do you think there were so many imposters back in the day?
>>221568313I don’t think alyn is ugly. He’s just too much man.
yall ready for some cannibal next episode
>>221568328Is that the guy from balls of fury?
>>221567972Isn't there a theory that Larys is a rat warg or something?
>>221568328This guy was jarring. Looked like he popped out of an Adam Sandler movie.
>>221568109>>221568132>>221568168>>221568182>>221568194>>221568276>>221568210By the will of the seven, I hereby dub thee, A rapist of the Seven Kingdoms.
really impressed with the armor in this series.
>>221568328PEAKE FUCKING WHEN?
>>221568343That's Drogon
>>221568365As another anon said, everything is amazing except he blacks (as in, the africans), and the writing.
>>221568365Ormund's and Aemond's armors were pretty cool
>>221566985The point was to make you think that daeron was captured until they reveal a dew minutes later that he was not captured. By using this plot device they conceal the fact that Ormund (who we saw earlier in the episode claiming fealty.) had his fingers crossed behind his back when he swore his oath. Are there any more glaringly obvious details you'd like me to explain about the show? Did I use any words you didn't understand? I'll gladly explain them to you as I would to a mentally retarded child.
>>221568326It was just a prank but you have to wonder who she made catch them since all the pros are gone
GRRM couldnt ever come up with such realistic portrayal of women because hes a MAN and never experienced a period. Now the world will know the struggles of women
>>221568333He looks like his dad not his father, and isn't Addam supposed to be older? Christ.
Do you forget your vows, ser?
>My gods do not deal in dragons. They are a profane magic created in darkness and pride and lust for power, for impunity. They destroy, but they do not create. There is no good that can come of them.
THEY REALLY KILLED SUNFYRERHAENYRA AND ALICENT LESBIAN RIDING OUT TO THE SUNSET FOR EXILE CONFIRMED
>>221568425That's Drogon.
>>221568424>They destroy, but they do not createsomeone was jerking off to the fake Tolkien quote
>>221567842Of course, that's why it's called miscarrying.Because they miss carrying a child so much their body immediately gets ready for another one.
>>221568372>peake accidentally knifes jaehaera
The Prophecy is annoying garbage obviously but Daemon thinking it makes them gods and ironically becoming "consumed" by it the way he critisized Viserys for is at least slightly interesting
didn't they behead that chad who called the bastards bastards back in season one? what's with the double standards?
>>221568422lmao
If they wanted to portray Rhaenyra as a strong woman, then why didn't they have her shitting all over the Iron Throne is a fit of diarrhea?
>>221568102It's easy, the dragonseeds have been subjected to the mistreatment of nobles since the beginning. Threats, physical violence, unsufficient rewards for their efforts, etc. Hugh will eventually come to think he can do better than either blacks or greens and then Brasso here drops one of the best lines in the dance and splits him in half.
>>221568425thats meleys retardbro, sunfyre went down in the forest
>>221568365>>221568381>>221568386>open helmets>gets stabbed through like a T shirtKnight of the Seven Kingdoms owns this shitshow
if the rat catchers are all dead, who caught the rats that were used in that banquet?
dark men, dark rape
>>221568424Gigabased. I commend the shit writers for putting this into the episode and having someone face up to Rhaenyra.
>>221568425the Aegon audio leaks say sunfyre is alive
>>221568425Where's the breach?
>>221568479Qyburn revived them with dark magic
>>221568484>>221568425They just said he is dead this ep
>me when im on period
Faceless Men but they rape instead of murderbased in the House of Rape And Gape
>I can rape widows, too-Bold Jon Roxton
>>221568474You're right i forgor.
>>221568442Arya Stark fulfilling the prophecy and Bran and Sansa dividing the seven kingdoms among themselves is the ending the targshits deserved honestly.I don't care anymore it was random. It's WELL DESERVED.
>>221568474not that anon but why would this scene be in the next ep? it dies later
>>221568425They wouldn't bother showing a dragon corpse in an episode preview right after saying Sunfyre is dead if Sunfyre was ACTUALLY dead. It's some deception by the green.
>>221568495...and?Have you ever heard of a plot twist?
Is the episode out
Anyone think the fake Jace was a faceless man?
>>221568495They said the same in the book
>>221568495You shouldn't trust in Daemon's intel when he's the same retard who left a dragon with Ormund and took that girl as Daeron.
>>221567944What did Creagan do?
>>221568520nah mate
mayrape
>>221568518they think he is dead. even saw a short clip of aegon touching sunfrye
Why didn't Otto ignore Alicent MUH Rhaenyra and hired a Faceless Man?
>>221568520delayed because of the England football match
I got to say this episode made me like the Blacks more.Rhaenyra is actually a likable person even if I wouldn't want her as queen.Daemond is a based hyper-imperialist Targaryen supremacist.Corlys stood on his own ground and rebuked Rhaenrya when he had enough.
That scene where they all surround her complaining about all the problems of the crown was so comically stupid.
>>221568552>Daemond is a based hyper-imperialist Targaryen supremacist.he's a retard.
>>221568552>rhaenyra is likable
Do dragons rape?
What is the significance of the rats? It must be some deep subtext I am unable to parse.
>>221568575A based retard
>>221568018I'm still pissed he didn't get at least one fucking scene with Andor in season 2, just being bros, talking about Ferix.>>221568032It's Nightsister. It's sharp. The weight of it alone would be enough to do that if she just raised it high enough and dropped it.>>221568043He's completely disavowed it.
>>221568588Maybe it's the attraction speaking. I do find her enticing. Shame, because she's a dyke irl.
Are women too emotional to rule?
>>221568607Become a green and consent is of no matter
>>221568600yea its all those people who have a claim on the throne
Remember this ugly hag
>>221568642all the velaryon actors are so fucking wooden
>>221568615Yes
>>221568352Yeah but whether he is or not will never be confirmed now, that character is on ice and the whole fucking show is badly written fanfic now. Not even fan, just badly written fic.>>221568511Yeah, truly the Seven Kingdoms would have been so much better off and better able to deal with the white walkers if the Targaryens never arrived on their shores. Dany is the only reason they got past the fucking wall.
>>221568615Who cares? What matters is, are they too emotional to rape?And in Rhaenyra's case, the answer is no! So I think she'd make a fine queen.
>>221568642I'd rather not. She's a coalburning mass murderer.
>>221568615What did the writers mean by having Rhaenyra on her period during her coronation?
>>221568642I could never forget this disgusting mass murderer
>>221568658i love fucking teenagers
>>221568605>It's Nightsister. It's sharp. The weight of it alone would be enough to do that if she just raised it high enough and dropped it.Darksister.And Valyrian steel is actually quite light, which is supposed to be it's main advantage compares to regular arms.Rhaenyra decapitating Otto is stupid capeshit logic. Fucking Ned needs to have a deserter be on a chopping block while using Ice (an actually huge and unwieldly/heavy sword made for executions) and is also killed in the same manner by Ilyn Payne. Rhaenyra doesn't know how to use a sword (look at her fucking shoulders lmao), let alone how to get a clean cut. And the whole thing is stupid because noone except northerners would care that you didn't use an executioner (and not even Northerners would hold someone who isn't their own to such a standard)
>>221568672bruh
>>221568642I remember when the showrunners randomly had her murder thousands of innocent civilians for no reason but leave the Greens completely alone when she could've stopped them immediately.
>>221568679legal in my country :)
>>221568642Ideal Ghislaine Maxwell casting
>>221568684also 2 episodes later Otto has a meltdown about losing the smallfolk's support over hanging like two dozen ratcatchers because that's somehow worse than killing hundreds of smallfolk at Aegon's coronation
I hope next episode we get some fucking greens
>>221568551fuck. how long till its out
>>22156871513 hours
What do ratcatchers do?
>>221568715Indefinitely. It's over.
>>221568713RAPING greens actually
>>221568715>>221568520>>221568728dafuq are you on about, im watching the episode.
STOP! You have been visited by the Gigachad of the Seven. You must respond with "Praise the Seven" to this post, otherwise your lands will be defiled by incestious aliens.
>>221568742stop trolling and trying to make him think it's out.
>>221568738Well yes, so I don't forget I'm rooting for the bad guys like the silly chud I am
>>221568742Yes, we know it leaked. Fuck off if you're going to be like the others and just not post a link
>>221568742give me the link.
>>221568672Based
>>221567410>he doesn't know there were fake jeanneshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeanne_des_Armoises
>>221568730They rat catches.
>>221568749I praise the gods.
it's not a leak you can literally watch it on hbo's website right now
Are the leaks still true?
>>221568781>wasting AI tokens, or worse, time in photoshop, for this lame troll
>>221568785Yes, Rhaenyra leaks period blood all over the Iron Throne.
>>221568785Yes. Harrenhal is back on the table.
>>221568774Don't forget about the 4 fake peter III one of which was a random montenegrin nationalist who needed gibshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C5%A0%C4%87epan_Mali
>>221568785yes
>>221568730They maintain the peace and serenity of the realm. This is why Otto was so mad. By killing the rat catchers, Aegon effectively killed the realm.
>>221568236they both run it with actually competent people behind them. not with fucking Daemon and Messarya. Corlys is the only person that is good at his job, and Nyra just antagonized him. Unironically she should ask Alicent to do it
>>221568762>>221568762>>221568760do you guys not know what torrents are?
the shadow of the ratcatchers looms large over us all
>>221568798Lmfao what is this, that's the funniest shit I've read in ages>Šćepan arrived in Montenegro in the autumn of 1766. Whether Šćepan was his real name is unknown, as is the reason for the epithet Mali. Who started the rumour that Šćepan was Peter and why is also unclear. Šćepan himself never formally proclaimed himself to be Peter, but never denied it either. Throughout 1767, he offered vague hints that he was the dead emperor, and as time went on, most of Montenegro became convinced of his supposed identity. Although Montenegro's legitimate ruler, Prince-Bishop Sava, who had met the real Peter and had received word from the Russian ambassador in Constantinople that Peter was dead, attempted to expose Šćepan, most Montenegrins continued to believe the rumours. In 1767, Šćepan was proclaimed as the country's ruler, and in February 1768, Sava was sidelined and confined to his monastery. Šćepan subsequently assumed the powers of an absolute monarch.
Can someone make a newy? I have a really good post and don't want to waste it at the end of a thread.
>>221568864I know that feel, bro. I've posted some real bangers in dead threads since the catalog just doesn't update now and we dont talk about it for some reason.
>>221568864>>221566959
>>221568442Daemon is fucking retarded, he read history he should know Valyria got fucked multiple times trying to conquer Essos and they had more than 6 dragons
>>221568881When did they get fucked up actually
>>221568954in various battle during the conquest of Essos. It took them 100 years to win
>>221567092Huh? She isn’t a chink in the book
