I don't get it. Is it a pedophile ring or a poo site?

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the gravy was fuckin sweet

>>221585541
Worse, it’s a seabeaner chain

aye yo yas are servin spaghetti with ketchup and wieners?

madone

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>ohh maddone, hot dogs in the gravy! Ayy Tone, I ain't eating here

>>221585541
It's Flip Chicken. They serve spaghetti, which is already weird, and the sauce is obnoxiously sweet, like sugar with a side of tomato sweet.

the episode where Tony B was about to open the new Jollibee location but then beat the shit out of that guy who was bankrolling instead was kino

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Tony wouldn't have gotten wacked in a Jollibee.

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>ayy Tone, we're going to get some breakfast chickenjoys and some Halo-Halos, you want anything?
>yeah get me some Shanghai Rolls
>sorry no can do Tone, those are served Monday through Friday only
>GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING FLIP SONS OF BITCHES

>I walked in and thought they were Sicilians. I asked for rigatoni, and they gave me rice! Turns out they're Asian! Black magic shit!

>>221585772
>cheezy bacon mushroom yum
>creamy macaroni soup
>corned beef
none of these things should exist

>>221585595
>tfw no seabeaner gf

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>>221586969
here is the Jollibee gf you ordered sir
that will be $7

>>221585641
I want to try that palabok but I just know it’s sweet. Once someone told me that Filipino food is sweet I really lost interest in trying it. It also looks like the food of the poor but not in a good way.

>>221587059
Excuse me, you got my order wrong. I asked for no penis on my gf.

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your kino platter has arrived

>>221587236
Can any flips here explain why you and other Asians go crazy over this shit when it’s just KFC

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The Philippines liked that Seinfeld episode so much that they made Kenny Roger's Roasters a real restaurant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQRPlSp7xQc

>>221585541
ketchup on noodles

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>ayy Tone, the trash diggers ain't kicked up for the Pag-Pag dealers tonight. Me and Chrissy are gonna go bust some heads.

>>221585693
can he even wield that?

>>221587813
is this real? why would their ads be in english

>>221585772
God this menu is so fucking weird. Burgers, spaghetti, fried chicken. Pick a lane!

>>221585498
Diabetes: The Restaurant. Everything on the menu is fried carbs covered in sugar.

>>221585498
never heard of this flyover restaurant

>>221588088
there aren't too many in the US, I'd like to try their spicy chicken if I got a chance but I'm sure it's not particularly special
I bet if you put one in an area with a lot of Filipino's you'd do okay since they seem to love it and there's enough crossover type stuff. Wouldn't be surprised if they become somewhat more commonplace over time but I can't see them getting too popular with that menu.

>>221587984
Filipinos speak English because that's the best base for earning money on planet Earth. Japanese people take notes.

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>>221589420
well looked online and seems like they don't have spicy fried chicken anymore, I'd still try the regular fried chicken though. Really the only thing I'm sure is fucking disgusting is their chink spaghetti with cheap sweetened sauce and cut up hot dogs.

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BUSINESS SLOW WE TELL YOU

>>221588072
Filipinos are the French with better food and less body odor

i visited my girlfriend when she was working in hawaii and that was my first time around flips and islanders and i could not believe how disgusting and stupid and useless they were

>>221585646
I got a decent amount of flips living in my town and at community events I've heard people recommend the food they are giving out but to stay away from the spaghetti

>>221587281
It's some national pride bullshit.

>>221587813
holy engrish

>>221587059
Damn, she's cute. I would visit Jollibee just for her.

>>221589823
immigrants would be 100x better if they weren't so obsessed with their retarded national pride jungle monkey shit

>>221586947
corned beef is good if you make them yourself

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>Tone, it's the latest thing. Boxes of spaghetti, everyone in Manilla's got 'em.

>>221585605
seamonkey mcdonalds is a sustained attack on american values and culture

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>>221590269
look at this tard who forgot to attach his pic

>>221585693
Why would you want a bipod on an auto shotgun like this?

>>221585498
Should I SEAmaxx?

I went to grab a sandwich at a italian deli, everything was salty as fuck. do they not know we have refrigeration now and don't have to salt preserve everything?

>>221589576
>TAMA NA!!!
lmao I tell you as a flip it was amusing to get some representation in the show. Also I lived in Elizabeth, NJ at the time.

>>221589500
yeah it's funny. so many disparate languages there. none of the flips i've known even knew much tagalog despite it supposedly functioning as their national tongue. they're a horribly divided people. i've mostly met visayans who main cebuano but they've all had impeccable english, even readily understanding unintuitive idioms. apparently their school lessons were all in english so that tracks.
>>221587984
that's why
>>221588072
this too sadly

>>221588072
>>221591756
Flip here.You're wrong. We're actually nigger coded. We like rap and basketball, Low IQ but a hardworker like spics. We dont smell like jeets.

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I like Filipino women

>>221591937
yeah but you do live 20 to a tiny apartment like them and send all your earnings back home, likely to some jollibee beetus-laden do-nothing nagging hag you call a mother.

>>221588072
>Filipinos are pajeet adjacent.
Depends on their admixture since they've been raped by so many different other countries.

Only 2 of the Filipinos I've ever met are pajeet tier. Even then they're higher caste pajeets.

1 that could pass as Chinese. 1 that could pass as Vietnamese. Quite a few that could pass as Mexican.

>>221589778
The spaghetti is fine. It just has extra sugar in the sauce like Spa-Peggy and Meatballs. It's like how Europeans say American white bread tastes almost like cake because it has so much sugar.

I made spaghetti for the first time in a long time last week. The store bought spaghetti sauce had no flavor and was watery as fuck compared to how it was before. I had to fix it with tomato paste, sugar, and vinegar.

And when I made some other italian dishes, the tomato sauce was too sour from Citric Acid as a preservative. I again had to add sugar, butter, and extra bay leaves.

>>221588072
This. They prove that nursing is one of the most easiest careers to get into. And that's just the females. The male flips go into engineering or accounting and prove to be utter shit in both. They only graduate because of DEI.

Racemixing is bad and flips are the absolute worse to breed with.

>>221592073
>Depends on their admixture since they've been raped by so many different other countries.

someone post that comic, you know the one

Only chuds like bugs

>>221591955
>>221592073
the american bread meme is retarded. americans very much have real bread all over the place, it's a retardedly simple recipe. it's not my fault you buy the cheapest thing you can find at the dollar store
>I made spaghetti for the first time in a long time last week. The store bought spaghetti sauce had no flavor and was watery as fuck compared to how it was before. I had to fix it with tomato paste, sugar, and vinegar.
>And when I made some other italian dishes, the tomato sauce was too sour from Citric Acid as a preservative. I again had to add sugar, butter, and extra bay leaves

your tastebuds must be fucking fried or again you're buying the lowest possible quality dollar store trash you can find. how much lowry's did you add?

>>221585498
their yumbaga is good. so they get to stay. banananannana ketchup spaget is overhyped >>>/ck/

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>>221585641
???

>>221591955
Had a filipino fling a while. Amazing sex. She was one of the funniest woman also i ever met. Too bad she told me she didn't like me but then called me years later when she found i got married.

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>>221585498
>>221585646
I don't get it! Joshua said flip food is delicious!

>>221587236
That's a fairly small amount of chicsketti yum burgers for an average person.

>>221592216
Only chuds drink water. You don't want to be a chud, do you?

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I've only been to Jollibee once. I got a chicken sandwich and an ube pie; both were pretty good. Actually, I'd say theirs is among the best fast food chicken sandwiches.

There's a few Jollibee franchises in the UK. Some of the menu is delicious but it's massively overpriced, I imagine they rely a lot on immigrants from the Philippines who want a taste from back home

>>221592722
That is exactly what it is. Jollibee is actually owned by a chink.

>>221590693
yes

I tried it back in 2018 in the philippines (Cebu). Didn't like it at all. The spaghetti was pretty bad. Philipino food was in general very shit and by far the worst food I ate in asia.

>>221592343
>Tony the cuck sez is good.
then it's probably mid and his movie will flop

>>221591955
Do not ever get into a relationship with a pinoy woman. She will guilt you into supporting her entire extended family back home and suck your bank account dry.
They also wall way early than any other race of asian woman

gimme some 'pino kino, flipbros

>>221588072
Filipinos are the most powerful race on earth

>>221592756
And Whataburger was sold to a company in Chicago

>>221592921
the nutshack

>>221588088
>flyover restaurant
It's from the worst country in South East Asia. The food is terrible. Knock off KFC garbage. Flips only go there because its "theirs". Imagine supporting a slop shop because it is own by someone from your own ethnicty.

>>221592787
Joshua Luna is making a mo ie???

>>221585693
Kek reminds me of when I visited a random mall in Kuala Lumpur and I saw a security guard just posted with spas-12 like they're in Jurassic Park or something

>>221588072
>incredible retarded
I wonder how /tv/ would look with flags.
>>221587128
it's actually salty
>>221587281
what the other guy said + it's about half the price, >>221590159 one of these is about 1USD
>>221587984
USA practically introduced mass education when they colonized the place
>>221592756
>Jollibee is actually owned by a chink.
that's like saying McDonald's was founded by the Irish
>>221593609
I checked before and unless it's some place like a bank the big guns have no ammo, security guards are commonly failed cop aspirants so they are given Rambo guns as consolation.

>t. flip who just ate jollispaghetti (298kcal)

>>221594112
i dunno what you meant by signing off with those spaghetti calories. those numbers make sense. i'm not sure how you feel about anything. how do you feel about anything?
are you happy with the US introducing mass education as you said? does it upset you that most flips speak their regional language, english, and little to no tagalog?

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Burgers?

>>221590284
she's calculating the logistics , you can tell.

>>221587128
Surprisingly, palabok is the one thing on their menu that isn't sweet

>>221587984
American Colony

Don't like it? Shouldn't have conquered us

>>221587281
Not a flip, but also not a fucking retard, and I have enough sense to know everyone likes a little taste of home, like if YOU were overseas stuck with the local food you'd flip for KFC.

Also, Jolibee's chicken is WAY better than KFC.Just don't eat the spaghetti. And their Peach Mango pie is pretty fucking good.

>>221593297
no the Anthony biopic.
>>221593609 >>221594112
pretty sure those are army or legit polis personel. since rifle guns are suppose to be banned for civvies. not all cuntries are USA with their freedoms for guns.

>>221596162

based cuck ad. give the director 10 million bucks in jollywood!

>>221592905
I fucked a jungle monkey ONCE five years ago and I still get the occasional drunk late night text from her. We're also 2500 miles away from each other too. It's fucking weird.

>>221585498
holy moly, deez little flips do spaghetti better than mamma used to make! fuggetaboutit!

>>221596162
He fumbled it with the goofy fry fangs, that shit's not funny

>>221587128
>food of the poor but not in a good way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQj8qOMXFzs

>>221591955
You like short fat brown skin with a mustache

>>221598268
Im 35 and i late night text every woman ive ever met

80%+ now have blocked me or told me stop messaging them

I used to be cool

Many of these people once even loved me

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>>221592921

>>221590666
I'm going to hazard a guess and say its for when he goes on break. Instead of handing it off to his replacement, he takes it with him and deploys the bipod so he can rest the gun on it while on break.

>>221585498
Why the fuck is Tony in the Philipines?

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>>221598955
This Jollibee is in London
Why the fuck is Tony in London?
https://www.retailnews.asia/jollibee-goes-to-london/

I live in a part of the us with a lot of filipinos, they’re usually pretty cool
Seems like the 2nd gen flips are either nerds that like anime or they go full nigga mode, or at least that’s what I saw in school

>>221600404
I've noticed a ton of 2nd generation Asian immigrants on the west coast become wiggers (chiggers?) for some weird reason. It jarring to hear some Vietnamese girl talking like Cardi B.

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>>221592343
I still love this little buck broken Flip like you wouldn't believe for giving me this gem.

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>>221596162
>that Shyamalan twist when it turns out the friendzoned cuck was unintentionally friendzoning another cuck

>>221585498
I've always liked Flips, I grew up in San Diego.

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>>221600480
Me too I especially like how he drew himself to look like a bitch and copy-pasted his face onto the girl behind him

>>221600404
>go full nigga mode
Yeah but they aren't very big so it's hard for them to be properly threatening.
If they try to act tough with balisong tricks then they reveal themselves as huge dorks.

>>221592343
Based Jeff

>>221600450
I think it’s just from living in a poor area around black people
Or maybe it could also be a fuck white people thing and they’re doing it on purpose

>>221600590
Their daddies are all white Marines or Navy men

>>221585641
>spaghetti sauce
it's ketchup made with banana and food coloring I shit you not

>>221598592
is this porn?

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>>221600747
Not quite. If you're old enough you might remember Cinemax where it was erotic films that were for all intents and purposes porn except they cut out or obscured all the penetration so you're basically watching porn without the good bits so it could be broadcast on television. Porn but not really porn.
That's the filipino equivalent.

>>221585498
My favorite type of American are the ones who are morbidly obese (a given) but when presented with any ethnic food they suddenly become pearl clutching health warriors.
>don't you know that sushi has mercury in it?
>the banana sauce has some sugar... that's not good
>have you heard of anti-nutrients?
And then they go home and eat 2 frozen pizzas, per person.

>>221585641
I would probably go with the aloha yumburger. Do they serve fries?

>>221600859
You just made this person up

>>221600519
all rook same

>>221600519
>Arr rook same
or
Homie wants to be a ladyboy.

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>>221587813
Sexpat here
Kenny Rogers Roasters is an Indonesian owned chain franchise.

Also, Jollibee Chicken Nuggets are the best in the country.

Does anyone know why the fuck Jollibee has a version of the McGriddle but McDonalds Philippines doesn’t have the McGriddle?

Honest to goodness I don't understand this show. Season one is a great comedy, okay. But the rest of it is just boring and shit. Dr. Melfi's story makes no sense post s1, I don't give a shit about meaddow and aj, junior doesn't get a slap on the wrist for literally trying to kill Tony. Which btw why the fuck did he even need to pay 2 mulanyanos to do it? He literally sees Tony all of the time.

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Shredded cheddar on macaronis with weiner

>>221601806
Nigga it’s not even shredded cheddar. Imagine a cheap knockoff of Sam’s choice velveeta with a cup of sugar added to it. That is what Filipinos consider to be “cheese”

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>SEAmonkey Fried Chicken
>Kentucky Fried Chicken
>Korean Fried Chicken
>Karaage Fried Chicken
>Christian Fried Chicken
>Louisiana Fried Chicken
>Dog Fried Chicken
Why isn't Latinx Fried Chicken as popular.

My wife only married me because my house is close to a Pollo Campero without being in a bad neighborhood.

>>221592259
>americans very much have real bread all over the place
I never said we didn't.

>you're buying the lowest possible quality dollar store trash you can find
Nope. Same brand name shit I used to buy changed their recipe.

Even chain restaurants change their recipes to make more money for shareholders. They just hope their customers don't notice.

>your tastebuds must be fucking fried
Nah. When I suck dick and eat shit, it still tastes the same to me.

>>221592756
Super popular Indian restaurant near me is actually owned by Ethiopians. The food sucks IMO.

>>221593115
Local Jollibee has lines of cars as long as Chicfila and popeyes on a tuessday.

>>221585595
Not racist but Filipinos are a baffling people

>>221585641
I've seen people get cyberbullied for thinking the food here is bland. Why are pinoys so patriotic about dumb thing associated with them

>>221585772
The fuck is a chickenjoy

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>>221592343
Post more of these

>>221587236
For Moviebob, this is but a snack.

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>>221602357
>moviebob mentioned in 2026
BOBMOB

>>221602279
Yeah. This is an apt description.

>>221602443
LINDSAY ELLIS YOU FUCKING WHORE

>>221590666
he had leftover perk points for that loadout

>>221587236
Jollibee’s peach mango pies are so good.

>>221602357
more like a fairly average-sized portion

I’m married to a Filipina and last month her uncle (who is two years younger than her) won two cockfights in a row and took the entire family to Jolibee to celebrate. Everyone got a one Dude has been a deadbeat most of his adult life so this was the biggest moment of his lifetime.
Everyone got a 1 piece chicken joy and a spaghetti. You would’ve thought they won the lotto.

>>221602316
You cant deduce that from the picture?

>>221590623
Buying unused stock from elsewhere?

>>221590284
>One race. The human race.

>>221592343
>things that never happened: the comic

>>221605916
Are they as nice as they say?
Do you have to pay out the ass for the rest of the family?
Where and how get one?
Kids white or goblinos?

>>221606201
people like to play dumb on here

>>221596162
Why doesn't this ever happen to me bros? It's not fair!

>>221601525
the clown fears the bee

>>221600504
is there anymore to the story?

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>>221585595
>seabeaner

>>221585693
It's nice to see these guns getting some use somewhere in the world.

>>221587281
eh, I see Americans crowd to McDs when I'm in SEA so I'm guessing both are just trying to get something familiar

>>221600747
if I'm to believe the amount of shit uploaded to aznude, flips have a very active softcore erotica industry

>>221607243
i think this one has one more episode, but iirc Jollibee makes this kind of ad every Valentines day so there are plenty more

>>221585498
MOST POWERFUL RACE

yeah its a weird menu, however getting a bucket might still be good if their chicken is strong, burger might also be worth testing. miss me with the spaghetti stuff and ill get the hot dogs plain

>>221608449
is the jollibee in Flipland better than in the US? I have 2 of them a few minutes from my house in California. The only good things about the Bee is that the skin stays crispy no matter what, and you can get rice as a side. But the chicken itself always has a weird texture, maybe because it's dark meat only (most people cook white meat to 165 and dark to 165+, but if jollibee cooks it to the minimum safe temp the texture would be weird). Maybe they brine it too long or some thing? It's like..rubbery but definitely cooked.
>t. Soi 6 enjoyer who's never been to Flipland

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Who’s peso check you gotta cash around here to get some sweet spaghetti?

do white women get jungle fever from pinoy men

>>221609574
All women do.

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Bro, wtf?

>>221585498
yes i do i fucking love jollibee

>>221609705
Dig in bro!
>grabs a handful of slop out of my tray

>>221609574
Hunter schafer had a pinoy bf

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>>221609705
Imagine being the guy that has to slice eggs all day. It’s probably the highest paying job in Patoack Bawkbawk province.

>>221609887
They probably have a machine for that. Or they come presliced.

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>>221610045
They have Chickens that lay slices.

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>>221610045
I'm guessing you don't eat a lot of boiled eggs. Because egg slicers are an extremely common kitchen utensil.

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>>221610439
Put one of these on the chickens ass. Problem solved.

>>221587059
I would jolly her bee if you can catch my drift

>>221610723
Jollybee security would kick you out immediately.

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I fell for the meme. Tried it and it’s not good.

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for me, it's Super Meal B

I liked the spicy chickenjoy the one time I had it

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>>221609574
It's THE reason America gave them their independence.

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>>221610809
Why would you think a country whose most recognisable dish is a fertilised duck embryo in a boiled egg would make good food?

>>221585498
isn't this that korean burger joint?

>>221609252
I've only been to one once in the Philippines and it tasted pretty similar, but then again I think I've been to Jollibee maybe five times over the course of my life so I'm not the best reference. The only fast food I remember being very different in taste was Subway in Manila, like it looked the same but tasted wrong. Kinda like McD's in some countries (Indonesia, I remember also Bahrain's McDonalds burgers tasted different).

>>221610939
I'm going to need a few of both of those and your cutest female worker dressed like a Jollibee Harley Quinn

>>221611205
Yeah.

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Bruh…

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Filipinos don’t suffer

>>221585498
It's awful food for awful immigrants but for some reason loser white dudes can't stop marrying 0/10 flip women and importing her and her entire extended fucking family

>t. San Diegan

>>221587813
You are retarded. It was originally a real US restaurant chain. Seinfeld nor fillipinos invented it.

>>221585541
Jollibee is awesome. They're mashed potatoes are the best in the game and anyone who says otherwise is wrong

>>221587281
It's better than KFC. The chicken is juicy and crispy and they have a spicy one, too and the mashed potatoes are home style with the clumps and the gravy is peppery it's awesome

>>221587984
They're the most Conquorer nation in history apparently so they just assimilate to whoever is in charge at the moment. That's why they're jungle Asians making fried chicken, cheeseburgers, and spaghetti.

I can't hate, their food is really good. They make a cantaloupe juice that's pretty nice, too

>>221592563
This Anon knows what's up, though I was disappointed by their guava pie

>>221585646
>>221587837
It is indeed ketchup. Specifically "banana ketchup". Sweeter than tomato. If I had to describe Jollibee I'd say that the spag is like eating dry spaghettios. The fried chicken and the mango hand pies are fucking phenomenal though.

>>221609805
>what are spoons and forks

>>221598171
The spaghetti is good you just have to realize it's not regular spaghetti is that Japanese neopolitan spaghetti with ketchup in it. The way they do it is better than the Nip way, there's is more ketchupy

>>221610939
those look good honestly

>>221611029
thats vietnam not the pines

>>221602279
It's a nation of rape babies. Nothing else that can really be said on the matter.

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>>221610809
Wrong.

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>>221585641
>Hey, just close your eyes and pretend you live in a grass fuckin house

>>221612393
No, it's the Phillipines although it apparently originated in China.

>>221592343
Man I love these. Dude seethes over every single interaction with white people.

>>221612512
true seems they eat that shit there too. fk em!

>>221612512
altho they got the roasted suckling pigs with the cracklin skin thats very good

>>221590284
The mind is willing, but the body is weak.

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>>221612363
>ketchup spaghetti

>>221612577
That's how all browns are, that one is just honest.

>>221612348
I don't know?

>>221606589
>Are they as nice as they say?

Yes

>Do you have to pay out the ass for the rest of the family?

Yes

>Where and how get one?

flirt with the next call center agent that sounds cute. Find her on Facebook


>Kids white or goblinos?

One kid and she looks white except the gray eyes.


My biggest problem here is how every Filipina wants my cock so my wife is perpetually in a state of “tampo” (look that word up before you get involved with Filipinos)
In fact her entire family is in a state of tamp because I’ve stopped being generous since we had the baby, bought a house, and I bought a new Fortuner.

>>221610958
My experience so far is that all Filipino men are either gay or bi

>>221609705
>>221609887
tiniest egg slices forded 1 mirrion time! that will be 12 bucks, antiracists!

>>>/ck/

jollie bee should get a biopic thoughverting

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>>221590159
looks like a fuckin lunchable, especially the cheese

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>>221601569
>2 mulanyanos
Oh yeah, those two guys.

>>221611807
That will be me one day :)

>>221585641
All of this looks like the shit I'd eat in my student days when I was very low on cash. Sorry to say this about food but that's NASTY...

>>221585646
>>221589778
I'm a flip so I can weigh on this with level 100 expertise. The spaghetti is for little kids. The burgers are for little kids. The only food for adults here is the bland hotdog and the mid-tier chicken.

>>221592073
>so many different other countries
Flips are split into three. The native Aeta similar to the Abos of Australia, they are so few that they might as well be ignored. The Malay descendants, the original colonists, which came from north Malaysia and the Spanish hybrids. Throughout the years the chinese and americans intermingled. Also, you cannot rape the willing. There is no Philippine grown filipino that wouldn't want a pale wife or husband. Only flipblood who grew up in westoid countries think their browness is special. We just prefer the aesthetic in general.

Their spaghetti sounds like something a kid would enjoy.

>>221612497
for me, it's jolly spaghetti and a yumburger

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>>221612471
Who is raping who again timmy bitch

White peepo, stop breeding with Filipinas and create more uggos. There's already too much Filipinos in this world, just let us go extinct

Do asians even watch The Sopranos?

>>221615853
hapa filipinas are cute tho

>>221616385
Big assumption the child would be female. If not you end up with Eliot Rodger.

>>221592343
>gets himself a crackkker girlfriend
>ricecel comics stop
Wild how that works, huh?

>>221616441
He did? Him?

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Talented Filipina Actres (and cert. HomeWrecker) Maris Racal

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>>221616524
Mole. Mole mole mole moley moleh moleh moley.

>>221587852
It’s a gun bro. I get you don’t like him because he’s an Asian man but yes the soldier can use his gun

>>221585641
The aloha burger was actually good and I hate fast food

>>221616404
Elliot Rodger here. It’s not so bad

does olivia rodrigo like this stuff

>>221593115
I've travelled extensively and it's far from the worst, quite the opposite especially when talking about that region. The Spanish and American influence along with them all being Catholic elevates them them a lot.

>>221616895
you're one of the lucky ones
guessing you're not a manlet

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>>221615707
>Who is raping who again timmy bit-ACK

>>221617067
Strong disagree. Flips have the worst cuisine in the region.

>>221617174
Damn, nice. Not much power but she has the spirit. Is she left-handed?

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>>221613363
Fuck! Thank you man. I've been with my half Filipina Wife for close to 8 years now and I didn't know there was a word that perfectly describes that thing she does.
I've been wanting to have a word for *that* for the last 8 years. m8 this was the one thing that threw me off so much for so long.

>>221613363
Fuck your wife retard or someone else will

>>221606589
Tinder gold and set location to Manila, Cebu, or other 1+ million population Filipino city. You'll get tons and tons of matches. Then just pick the ones you find attractive and talk to them. They love westerners.
>m-muh online dating sucks
Because you've only tried online dating in the west, which is awful because western women are fucking horrible.

>>221618514
I do. Regularly. But I also fuck two of her cousins, the neighbor. The yaya, and my mother in law.

In fact, mother in law was the first one who got me cheating.

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>..Look Tone', all I know is dat I ORDERED da' spaghetti..
>BUT WHAT CAME OUT INTO DAT BOWL IN DAT STALL, AIN'T NO SPAGHETTI
>*stomach gurgle* OH MY GUGATS!

>>221619285
greentext how the cheating started

>>221619285
Let me guess, they all describe themselves as devout Catholics

>>221619285
there's a guy on /trv/ who lies like you about this kind of shit all the time

>>221619470
lol no brother I’m in Zamboanga. These are Muslim women

Dude A LOT SEAmonkey women are like that, dated a brown cambodian girl who basically insisted I fuck her sisters, too.
They're real old world primitives.

>>221585541
Marketing campaign.

>>221617130
I’m 5ft9. It’s not so bad

>>221613363
>>221618377
Christ you guys are my potential future. I could still cut and run as we don’t have a home together

>>221619759
idk why you quoted me, we're both completely different. That other cunt is bragging about sleeping around with the family. Sounds like an asshole who's making shit up.

I'm happy with my wife, I mean she's only half Filipina, but she's very nice, hilarious, cooks and takes care of me. The idea of cheating and bragging about it on the chans sounds like psycho nigger behaviour

>>221619522
You sound like you are fat, old, ugly, or a pathetic coward. It is so unbelievably easy to have sex with these stupid monkeys. They are little brown fucking machines.

>>221619821
Why do you feel the need to point out she is “half” Filipina. There is no such thing as a “pure” Filipina. They are all half something. Negrito, Chino, Malay, European, something.

>>221619821
Both have to put up with shitty flip behaviours. I’m not yet tied down to it. Granted it sounds like that other guy has found a way to get some benefits.

>>221619869
Because her mother is a first gen Filipino immigrant and her dad is from Mississippi. That's what "half" means.

>>221619877
Are you even dating anyone.

>>221585772
There's a Thai/Flip restaurant near me that has halo-halo. It was described to me as "a bunch of random shit in a glass." It didn't sound appealing at all.

>>221588000
that's basically every pizza place opened in the last 30 years near me + quesadillas and curry

>>221619937
Yeah but my hearts not in it. She’s too fucking lazy and dirty for me.

>>221620118
And you sound like a sleeze bag, sounds like a perfect match.

>>221620145
Where do you think you are? Kek

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>>221620174
Take a hike bozo

I've had Jollibee once and I spent the rest of the afternoon camped in the bathroom. Never again.

>>221619846
>lol yea bro i just casually fuck my wife's sisters and mom and her cousins and the nanny and the neighbor, is whatever
>no bro i'm not lying honest i swear it, you must be a loser LMAO

>>221619937
>Because her mother is a first gen Filipino immigrant and her dad is from Mississippi. That's what "half" means.

So she is half inbred hillbilly and half sea monkey. Why do you feel the need to point that out?

>>221620227
I see you’ve never been to the Philippines.

That’s exactly how it works. Ever watched any documentaries about monkeys breeding? Same shit.

>>221585498
Filipinos love this slop.

>>221602279
how tf is someone not racist in 2k26? lmao

>>221621325
I was racist for awhile but recently racism got too popular and im a contrarian so I stopped being racist

>>221621292
My Filipino friends hate Jollibee in America but love it when they visit the Philippines

>>221621558
Of course they do, because they want to fit in when they're among their own people. When they're in America they can tell the truth

for me it's mang inasal

>>221621603
No it’s actually because the chicken is better in the Philippines.

>>221622268
For me it is Kowloon House and their wonton beef mami

>>221621558
I found out about this place from Filipino people. It's great, I usually get the adobe (adobo?) rice with gravy and a spicy chicken sandwich