Thoughts?
Neither version would get laid in 2026.
right could work if he was jacked
>>221586932Left would.
>>221586914my head looks exactly like right george, but i'm lanky instead of stocky
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>>221586914he looked fine with the toupee. elaine was just jealous he could be attractive with hair while shes just a loser no matter what she changes.
>>221586914They both look the same. The right is just the "modern" or "current" version.
Being bald really is a nightmare huh? You'll either look like a fucking retard or a coping faggot with no inbetween.
>>221586944George is pretty jacked tho
>>221586914The baldbeard look has been a disaster for the male race
>>221586983this was comically obese in 1995
>>221586914Insane to think that he was like 28 years old at the time.
>>221587390still is, fatass
>>221587390George is repeatedly described as "stocky" but never fat. Newman was comically fat but now he's a Kentucky Medium
>>221587390He was never supposed to be comically obese, especially not when you have Wayne Knight in a reoccurring role. He was just supposed to be a bald stocky schlub.
>>221586982Nobody thinks the shaved+beard look is a pathetic cope outside of 4chan. It looks good in the real world and people don't think anything about it
>>221587434Post h/w, jeet. I'd like to know how easily I could throw you into a trash can.
>>221587503I work with some bald dude with a a beard and glasses. He literally looks like a living basedjak
>>221586914left would work in 80's and 90s. right would work better today. remember that ep where he's inspecting elaine's bf's head? pic related. he looks like george on the right and he was shown to be even worse off than george.>>221586983he's strong. I've seen him lift 100 pounds over his head without even knowing it!
>>221587540Just don't be a low T fag and you can pull it off. Vsauce is basically a living soijak but he still comes across as cool and appealing because he is confident, charming and pretty masculine
>>221586932Both would. You’re a clueless loser.
>>221586914>Thoughts?These are not scraps. They're the historic remains of a once great society of hair.
this was genuinely peak george right here, he just didn't realize it
>>221586982Meh. I'm not gonna pretend like I wouldn't rather have a full head of hair, but once you get over the initial panic you just stop caring. Nobody really cares. Whether or not you're in shape is far more important to your attractiveness. An in-shape bald guy will pull more pussy than a fatty with hair.
he had to get it on
>>221586932Idk if George would be pulling the shit he was pulling in the show, but he would definitely be fucking something. He had a personality and went outside, and also wasn't ugly at all despite being short and bald
>>221586914You turned him into his nemesis Mike Mofitt.
>>221586932Jason Alexander has probably had sex this year. His wife a bit of a gilf.
>>221587724>watching the french dub
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>>221587871she cute
>>221586914thoughts?I think you should return to reddit where you found this trash
>>221587540That says more about you
>>221587807I always forget the Pirates of the Caribbean guy was in it
>>221587871jeesushow can you have such terrible hair as a woman?
>>221589320It's just grey and short anon
>>221587871they look like nice people
>>221587644has blue eyes*
>>221586914Looks very similar to an Argentine streamerhttps://youtu.be/cuXkiSdFJR8?t=416
