I have an idea for the perfect sequel to Backrooms
>>221587190this drives millenials insane
>>221587190You want zombie apocalypse? Go to Pittsburgh.
AN ORDERED PROSPEROUS NEIGHBORHOOD AAAAAAAAA SAVE ME JORDAN PEELE
>>221587190https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3Xy2x9NDrwAlready done.
Wow what an interesting and beautiful place to live>AT least THeres NO bLack people thereWill be the predictable response after this and lack any actual thought as to why these places are hellish.
The Burbs already came out in 1989.
>>221587190>so fucking organized>so fucking clean>so fucking symmetricali've never seen a more uniformed reality
>>221587190>no minoritieswhat horror is this?!
>>221587215Can confirm, lost my mind on multiple occasions living in these kinds of neighborhoods.
>>221587190>and in 30 years, you'll have 7 foot tall trees lining your street! enjoy!
>>221587293What was it specifically? Having to drive anywhere any time you want to do literally anything? How the houses are all cookie cutter and have no personality? Paying HOA fees?
>>221587190I could've sworn I was here in a dream once
>>221587190Those neighborhoods are ugly, but have you ever wondered why they're so ugly? I had a hard time putting my finger on it myself, but then I realized it's because they don't have trees. Mature trees are what make a neighborhood beautiful.
>>221587335>Paying HOA fees?I've never understood this. All they do is create problems rather than fix them.
>>221587347Trees don’t grow in texas
>NOOOO THOSE BUILDINGS NEED TO BE CONTIGUOUS AND MADE FROM BRICK!!!!!WHY DO THOSE PEOPLE HAVE CARS? THEY NEED TO USE OUR COMPLETELY SAFE PUBLIC TRANSPORT!
>>221587381> THEY NEED TO USE OUR COMPLETELY SAFE PUBLIC TRANSPORT!As opposed to the incredibly safe car lol
>>221587347even with trees, they're ridiculously homogenous. ridiculously close together. ridiculously cheaply made. all to maximize developer profit. brown country.
>>221587361they prevent niggers from moving in
>>221587365Goddamn commie trees!
>>221587190I'd like to use this as the set for an adaptation of "Childe Roland to the Dark Tower Came" and try and sneak it out as a sequel called "Backlots".
>>221587408yea cars are pretty safeI know zoomers are terrified of them though
>>221587225real estate here is retarded
>>221587190Cousin got married and they bought a place like this. Says she was constantly driving into the wrong driveway. Tried putting something in their front lawn, HMA made them remove it, tried hanging flowers off there window seal, HMA made them remove it. Ended up counting and memorizing the houses from the entrance.
>>221587412>brown country.>tfw we will only live in neigbours with brown bark trees and not beautiful birch trees
>>221587190Why no trees? We kinda live in a similar place but we have lots of trees in the sidewalk.
>>221587215>Anon loves deepthroating the HOA's cock.
The only people who bitch about the suburbs are spoiled white millennials. also>move into area with HOA>bitch about the HOAyou retarded niggers literally don't know anything
>>221587335You've pretty much got it, the lack of mixed use zoning is the primary pain point. Most suburbs are vast bedroom communities where you might as well super commute to the nearby citadel if you plan on doing anything irl other than do the essentials like restock on household supplies. Combine that with the cultural norms of hyper positivity bordering on toxic positivity which occasionally can be worn out of neighbors when they admit things like buying a dog so they had an excuse to be outside. There's plenty to say about it but it's all mostly a shared experience most every anon has lived through.
>>221587190>>221587215This is an ugly neighborhood
>>221587451> yea cars are pretty safeHow many people die per year in a car vs on public transportation? How many of those bus or subway drivers are on their phone, drunk, high? How many of those subway conductors are having such a bad day that they get road rage and take it out on others?
>>221587475>Drive onto the wrong driveway>Approach door>Get shot for trespassing
>>221587190just plant some trees and it would look fine
>>221587475Shut up retard. Houses have numbers.
>>221587190Faggot blew the stop sign
>>221587190They are also all Indians. What now crackas
Newly built houses like those are swarming with massive structural problems. They go for 500k and you'll immediately have to pay another 50k because the Mexican labourer botched the plumbing, pipes or roof.
>>221587190Why does this mind broke brownoid cucks? You expect trees to grow the moment they are planted? All new suburbs look like this. It'll be new england tier comfy in some years
>>221587646There was no one coming on the left. Do you really stop when you can see no one is coming and there's no cop around?
>>221587690it could be worse, all those suckers could be sharing walls with each other
>>221587691I'm white and these look like shit. You barely have any lawn.
>>221587640>HOA got rid of the numbers because Americans are too stupid to count
>>221587606Thanks for actually answering my question legitimately anon. The toxic positivity part I could totally see
>>221587225When I drove into Pittsburgh a few months ago I was blown away by the amount of litter everywhere. It started on the sides and median of the interstate several miles out and got worse the closer I got. Total dump.
>>221587225Hey fuck you Pittsburgh is fun. Pretty city from afar and nice baseball field.
>>221587762It cant be worse than Philadelphia
>>221587738Yea that can't happen because of mail but that is funny. Numbers are racist.
>>221587762It really is the pitts.
>bunch of NEETS who haven't even purchased a bike waxing poetic on home ownership. lol
AHHHHHHHHHHH A NICE NEIGHBORHOOD NEAR A GOOD SCHOOL WITH LOW CRIME I'M GOING INSAAAAAAAAANNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWHERE ARE THE BISTROSWHERE ARE THE MYSTERY MEATsWHERE'S THE CONSTANT NOISEWHERE'S THE URBAN CRIMEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH ITS LIKE A HORROR MOVIE
>>221587739Cheers fren
>>221587814Philly is gross. All American cities are.
>>221587225get it? because Romero is from PA and half the OTD movies are set in Pittsburgh or the region
>>221587190>no tree in sight
>>221587190already done, what was that one where the couple gets stranded and has to raise the alien kid
>>221587830Really makes you think huh
>>221587190You've never seen Vivarium?
>>221588150This boy getting bent and spread in there ain't he
>>221587190where are the god damn treeeeeees
>>221587586>the only people who bitch about suburbs lived in themyeah
>>221587830wait, what do you little fatballs think a "bistro" is?
SPRAWLING ON THE FRINGES OF THE CITYIN GEOMETRIC ORDERAN INSULATED QUARTERIN BETWEEN THE BRIGHT LIGHTS AND THE FAR UNLIT UNKNOWN
>>221587215How can i be a special unqiue wholesome chungus if someone else has the same house layout as me?
>>221588315the trees are in the adjacent community of 50 homes on ten acre lots. this is just the low income housing they were forced to build to get that approved.
>>221587215I fucking hate how 75% of the vehicles on the road are an SUV or a Mini SUV.
What are the little bridges between the houses???
>>221587190AAAAAAHHHH THIS CITY ISN'T WALKABLE AHHHHH
These are designated pajeet IT worker housingAll those houses are going to stink like curry and cow dung incense.
>>221588416Mileage bro. Super efficient on long drives bro
>>221587830>AHHHHHHHHHHH A NICE NEIGHBORHOOD NEAR A GOOD SCHOOLlmao I guarantee this subdivision is in the middle of fucking bumfuck nowhere that used to be grazing or farmland.there's no good places to build anymore so they just put these shit boxes anywhere.
>>221587190Vivarium exists retard
>>221587215You have no idea what neighborhoods are supposed to look like if you think this is acceptable.
>>221587586Yeah this is super based and tradpilled fuck those millenials.
>>221587662If not it's Mexicans.
>>221587690>Mexican labourerenjoy your new home
Yeah it’s called Vivarium which is a better film than Backrooms but still only pretty mid
>>221587190Where do you even find these horrid soulless suburbs? The ones I've lived in are always comfy.
>>221587190I swear to God... if I see one tree in somebody's yard...
>>221587190WHY ARENT THEY LIVING IN A BRUTALIST SOVIET APARTMENT BUILDING?!? WE DONT HAVE YARDS IN GERMANY!!!
>>221588810these houses are for poor people who don't feel like being ghetto retards
>>221587830>nearOnly a 45 minute drive away huh
>>221589152>poor people who don't feel like being ghetto retards>mustang and a couple of silverados in the first 5 secondsyeah sure
>>221589128They don't have yards either or else they wouldn't all be parked out front.
>>221588174>>221588802>>221589058>DOOD ITS JUST LIKE A KEKOO BIRD>UH EXCEPT INSTEAD OF SWITCHING OUT YOUR BABY, IT KIDNAPS YOU>AND UH YOU RAISE ITS BABY IN AN MC ESCHER DRAWING
>>221587690>because the Mexican labourerNo, it's because the developer is a greedy jew who doesn't mind paying for garbage tier borderline slave labor and shit tier materials as long as he can overcharge your ass for a shanty shack and put even more money down his pocket.
>>221589254you are very confused>>221589249show us your 1998 Saturn
>>221589341Nah, I am perfectly clear. Actual homes have garages and backyards.
>>221587690sometimes I get recommended videos of home inspectors looking at new builds and it's amazing how shittily a lot of them are built. a few years ago there were a bunch of videos of cheap commercial buildings and skyscrapers in china literally crumbling and entire sides peeling off in the wind. I wonder if we're going to start seeing shit like that in the US as efficiency and profit are prioritized more and more over quality.
>>221589152>poor people who don't feel like being ghetto retardsthere's a fucking corvette at the end faggot
>>221587190Oh no, not the houses that look the same! They should be tiny, connected and made of concrete with miserable people! Nobody has ever made inexpensive, identical living quarters before! Aaaaaaggghhhhhh!
>>221589406Show me your 1998 Saturn
>>221587711Yes because I’m white
>>221587190A really shocking number of people need to mow their 0.2 acres of yard.
>>221587190Watch Vivariun it’s literally this
>>221587190debtmaxxed retards waiting for the bank to take their expensive cars and their shitty cardboard boxes
>>221587190>I have an idea for the perfect sequel to BackroomsYes, they should make a movie where normal people have to deal with insufferable modern urbanists. True horror.
>>221587190when i was a kid growing up in ontario in the 90s there was a development like this but everyone that lived there was black. dunno why. i lived in a suburb too but most of the houses were built in the 60s or 70s and it was pretty well developed. still had to drive everywhere but it was alright.
Say what you will, as a grade schooler you will absolutely have a pack of friends in this sort of hive, and the trick-or-treating will be just sinful. We are talking laundry bags of candy, multiple.
>>221589519As I was playing Omori I totally wished I'd grown up in a comfy suburban town
>>221588352You can buy unique skins for your Call of Duty character!
>>221587190Still would rather live in my own house than an apartment. It definitely needs trees and other plants though
>>221587190And people fucking wonder why I like Athens. I'd rather live in a ocean of 5 story apartment buildings than whatever the hell that place is.
These suburbs are the housing equivalent of pic rel.
You should check Vivarium
>>221589618There is a reason he did it. And it is located in one woman's anus hole.
>>221588876Those are H1B hoods
>>221587240>4th post in the thread solves the thread>ignored
>>221587240>>221590282more thriller than horror
>>221587361The large majority of HOAs are fine and just do street cleanup or stop your neighbor from storing multiple broken down cars all along the street taking all the parking or w/e. Some people want some basic standards over their neighborhood and willingly and knowingly enter into a contract to enforce those standards and it works fine for them.Like all institutions, when somebody crazy gets into power they turn that institution into a clown fiesta.You only hear about the latter, never the former.
>>221590526this would be a reasonable assessment if Americans were still a reasonable. you seriously underestimate how prickly and petty people have become.
>>221587190WTF WHERE IS THE TRASH? WHERE ARE THE REFUGEES WHO BUILT THIS COUNTRY!? WHAT THE ACTUAL F WHY ISNT THERE MUSLIMS STARING AT KIDS!? WHERE ARE THE SOMALIANS STABBING PEOPLE AND EATING ANIMALS. THIS IS A DISGUSTING RACIST WHITE MAN DREAM WTF IM GUNNA BE SICK
>>221588416Why do lefties hate SUVs?
>>221589661>butt drunk
Houses like this are shit and will probably not last that long. My wife and I just bought some land and about to begin construction on a house we had an architect design for us. Its not a mcmansion and we got actual builders and not day laborers building it. It cost a little more but it should last longer than those pieces of shit.
i understand why americans call them suburban hellholes now
>>221589031What is he doing wrong? I really dont know.
>>221587215Depends on the neighborhoodIf it's full of quiet white people it's fine. But the second the quality dips, you suddenly have 24/7 bass sub-frequencies assaulting your ears, and endless 72 hour cookouts with lots of yelling
>>221589587>I'd rather live in a Human-Hive!Yeah, I bet.
>>221587248>lack any actual thought as to why these places are hellishExactly why/how are they "hellish", you histrionic Redditor? Be specific.>Th-The houses look similar to each othe...Best you got? Really?
>>221589031I always wondered why american homes barely use any concrete.
>>221587408>As opposed to the incredibly safe carYes? I don't have to share my car with stangers.
>>221587190Pov: the only crime committed in the last 10 years in your neighborhood was the cameraman running a stop sign.
>>221587475Did everybody stand up & clap afterward, Reddit?I work Security at a gated rich neighborhood with one of the most stringent, authoritarian HOA's possible, and plenty of people have decorations on their lawn, flowerboxes on window sills, etc.I also seriously doubt your cousin was so retarded they can't figure out how to pay attention to Address Numerals on mailboxes and shit, or even just getting used to the layout of the neighborhood even if they're still too stupid to recognize their own house. Hell, I doubt you even have a "cousin" your story sounds so Reddit-contrived.
>m-muh HOA>m-muh same-looking housesInsufferable urbanite Redditor rentoids really are DESPERATE to try and cope and tell themselves that home-ownership is bad, huh?
>>221587711>Do you really obey the law even if NOBODY is watching to guarantee a negative consequence?!?!Yes. You'll find that most White people do. Especially when it comes to driving safely in a fucking residential neighborhood where kids are playing, people are walking dogs, and pedestrian traffic of some variety is common and generally expected.
>>221589213>Only a 45 minute drive awayI love how you retards just kind of ASSUME that with zero actual evidence.
>>221587190>no trees>"yard" is a strip of grass you could jump across>not even a cul-de-sac for people to have get-togethers inThese are just soviet blocks laid out flat instead of stacked together.
The genuine hatred that leftoids direct at people who live in anything other than a crime-ridden, crowded urban hellscape is something to behold.It's literally not even enough for them that other people can live where they want to and urbanites can live where they want to as well: They genuinely have this bizarre Maoist agenda where they want Suburban & Rural living somehow forcibly made either unviable or outright illegal. It's genuinely irrationally evil, which is why their "arguments" supposedly justifying their viewpoint are so weak & nonsensical.>They're bad because...the houses sometimes look similar>They're bad because...it's bad for le environment (somehow)Shit like that.
>>221592143It has all the drawbacks of being in a rural area without any of the benefits of being in a rural area. I would rather live in a cabin innawoods, but if I can't get that, I'd rather live in the urban hive over this.
>>221592146>concreteThat's footage of a fucking ROOF being built you dipshit.
>>221589031>Guy nails the first layer of plywood in-place on a roof using a high-powered nail-gunThe horror...>>221592001Nothing. It's literally just spoiled, work-shy leftists with zero real-life experience or knowledge of construction grasping at straws to justify their flimsy ass-fuck of an argument that home-ownership is, somehow, actually BAD.
>>221587190Nothing will beat thishttps://youtu.be/2gMjJNGg9Z8
>>221587265Unfortunatelly the horror is that its science fiction
>>221592444>It has all the drawbacks of being in a rural area without any of the benefits of being in a rural area.Aside from "neighbors aren't further away", how?
>What's that? You notice how shitty this deal actually? What if I scream NIGGERS! real loud? That oughta shut you up.
>>221592170Yup drive by shootings don't happen in America
>>221587190Who the fuck would choose to live like this?>t. Country squire
>>221592438do you have proof that it's only leftists shitting on these suburban hell holes?
>>221592632Do you even know what a "drive by shooting" is?Even ignoring for a second that such shit is unheard of outside of the most ghetto of urban hellscapes, "drive-bys" are something perpetrated by someone in a vehicle against someone OUTSIDE of a vehicle. Not something perpetrated by someone in one vehicle against the driver of ANOTHER vehicle.That's why they're pretty much exclusively associated with nigger gangs performing hits on other nigger gangs.Every time one of you ubranite Redditors opens your mouth you seem to inevitably just provide more evidence that you have no idea what the shit you're talking about, or even what the words you're using even mean.
>>221592679You mean aside from it being an exclusively far-left point of view (even exemplified in the example of it in the post you're replying to), and all their supporting arguments either being typical leftshit talking-points or irrational/baseless assumptions made in support of those talking-points?Gee, faggot, not much I guess. Lol.
I love living in the suburbs, but these things look like absolute dogshit. Tons of example of ugly, bland housing (be they apartments, townhomes, single family) are popping up all over my city, as developers destroy previously open land so they can house shitlibs fleeing from California.
>>221592745You're totally delusional. Take your estrogen, dilate your hole.
>>221592777come on, you gave us 1 guy talking shit assuming he's a leftist hoping everyone else would also assume he was a leftist without giving conclusive evidence of him being a leftistso just give us some (or even just one since that's what you think is conclusive evidence) right wingers talking about suburbia in any way
>>221592679>these suburban hell holes?Multiple people have asked you retards why suburban developments are apparently """hell holes""".Your justifications boil down to1. ...A-All the houses look similarWhich isn't good enough, and isn't even true of most places, or2. Irrational assumptions based on nothing("I bet it's 50-million miles away from everything", "I bet the HOA there is EVIL", "Everyone that lives there is an INDIAN", etc.)
>>221592823everything you just said is irrelevant
>>221588678>>221591501lol triggered the SUV owners
>>221592799No, actually I'm 100% correct.This is literally the first result on Google Imaged for "Drive-By Shooting", faggot. And it's literally just an image denoting what I just described.You are literally just wrong and your only response is>"...Y-....Y-You're crazy...."and>"...T-Tranny...."
You have to be a used up woman to defend this shit.
>>221592823Not that anon, but my issue is not with suburbs (I've lived basically my entire life in suburban neighborhoods), it's with ugly shit like what's in the OP. There's plenty of low density, pleasingly designed suburban neighborhoods with houses ranging from acceptable looking to beautiful. OP's sprawl is just a bunch of ugly, cheap looking, overly uniform homes packed as tightly as possible.
>>221592500The main draw of living in a cabin innawoods is not the house but the land - being able to do things autonomously - the ability to alter, use, destroy, and receive the fruit of things in your own yard at your own discretion. Suburban housing lacks this - HOAs will often limit the scope of your alteration of the land, but even where they don't, it lacks the freedom that a cabin on an acre can provide, lots of lines running under the ground, not enough land to plant or harvest things from, no ability to fell trees, or to build a shed without going through city building ordinances - admittedly the giant garages in suburbs are often turned into workshops, and this is a step in the right direction away from the hive cities. The main drawbacks of rural living is how far one is from everything - I won't pretend to know the specifics of each suburb, but some of these are placed in such a way that it can take over an hour to get something from a general store or longer if you need something from a specialist. This is something that the hive cities excel in - in both quantity and variety, the urban hellscapes have more consumer goods and services. The suburbs seem to me to be a weird middle ground with the drawbacks of both and the benefits of neither.
what kind of idiot would move there
>>221587190this might as well be an apartment complex
>>221592836Was this a bot-post?How is the post you're replying to "irrelevant"?On top of that, it's a post explaining how other supposed justifications mentioned IN THIS THREAD are "irrelevant".If you really even wanted to contradict that, a human wouldn't call that "irrelevant". They'd call it "wrong", "incorrect", etc.Are there Bots literally just randomly copy & pasting other posts from other arguments regardless of context ITT?
>>221592881The kind of cuck idiot who marries a mudshark, or an Indian family
>>221592876> but my issue is not with suburbs, it's with ugly shit like what's in the OP.OK, so:>1. ...A-All the houses look similar...Riveting.
>Sim City copy paste
>>221592894i asked if it really is exclusive to left wingers and the response was a question on why left wingers talk shit about suburbiait's written by someone who wants to say something but fail at bringing something that could actually help in bringing the discussion to its next step100% irrelevant
>>221592818>Um that's just le one guy! ...And he's totally NOT a well-known & self-admitted leftist college professor or anything!OH we've reached the part of the discussion where leftshits just feign ignorance of trends literally everybody has seen, even including ON THIS SITE, and that they themselves are fully aware of & would be the first to acknowledge if it benefit their argument rather than heard it, but refuse to budge until you provide ironclad proof that the sky is, indeed, "blue"? Good to know.
>>221592928so your response is to bring up more of what that singular person you first brought up said?i wanted evidence that said whether or not right wingers had anything to say about these areas, not more of the same person
>>221592903If you genuinely like how these houses look, more power to you.
>>221587240/thread
>>221592438suburbs are not rural.
>>221592889>This is the exact same shit as every living-space being smaller, more expensive, having no lawn or garage and all of them sharing walls with each otherLmao no it fucking isn't.
>>221592962Far-left retards hate them both.
Why is the sidewalk partly blocked by cars?
>>221592963an apartment complex could probably handle gust of wind better than these paper maché constructs
>Who the FUCK would live in these DISGUSTING suburban HELL-HOLES like this?!?! This is an ABOMINATION! What a NIGHTMARE! I bet they're a million miles from anything, and ANYONE who lives here is INDIAN, or they FUCK NIGGERS! These SHOULDN'T EXIST!>bro, I just think the houses are "kinda' ugly", bro, why you mad, bro??? :)
>>221592980>2. Irrational assumptions based on nothingOK, so let's add>...I b-bet these are made of like cardboard or shit and will fall over in a gust of w-wind...To that list.
>>221592980You've never hammered a nail in your life you scrawny geek, who do you think you're fooling?
>>221593021>>221593018did you build these play houses or are you just shit posting?no one in their right mind would look at op's video and think these copy pasted by the numbers houses are sturdy enough to handle real american weathers
>>221587248>NO bLack peopleIt does sound heavenly.
>>221592963this is not a lawn, and it's not a garage either, if it ain't roofed, it ain't a garageget real
>>221592998I'm dead serious, anon, can you not tell the difference between this and what the average suburban neighborhood built before ~2010 looked like?
>>221592925It's relevant because it illustrated the only "non-political reasons" for crying about muh suburbs all being "hell-holes" are made-up, flimsy & baseless.Leftists try to conceal the real motivations for hating things/people behind made-up flimsy & baseless "non-political reasons" like the ones listed in that post.>I don't hate suburbs because I'm a brainwashed. oversocialized rentoida and I want people forced to live in "efficient" urban commie-blocks! It's just that...uh...uh...a-all the houses sometimes look similar! ...And HOA's are le bad! ...Yeah..."
>>221590282Because OPee was looking to ragebait and meme, not to get a genuine answer.
>>221587190They don't even bother to plant trees anymore. Guess that was a European era thing.
>>221593058The house immediately to the right has a garage...
>>221593096no it doesn't, stop lying
>>221593035t. theoretical Severe Weather Structural Engineer Anon...Oh wait, you're not any of that: You're a NEET talking out of your fucking ass about shit you know absolutely nothing about.
The movie's already set in the endless liminal sprawl of the Santa Clara Valley
>>221593093Trees are a pain in the ass, they need to be trimmed and later chopped down anyway or else the roots will fuck you up, it's more convenient to not have any.
>>221593107Nigger you can SEE INTO THE GARAGE in the picture you just posted. You can even see, grainy as it is, shit he's got in the back of the garage (looks like a shelf with some of those white paint-mixing buckets and shit on it).Are you just gaslighting now?
>>221593137botpost.
>>221593062>post explains that the people being contradicted aren't just claiming "the houses are kinda' ugly">responds with "Bro are you really gonna' say the houses aren't ugly???"
>>221593081you're grasping at straws herei'm asking for conclusive evidence of what right wingers are saying, bringing up things that everyone is saying, irrelevant of political standings, about THESE suburban areasi'm well aware that not all suburban areas are like this, that was never the question, i'm asking specifically about these suburban areas that was churned as cheaply as possible purely for profit
>>221593155Yes, "Bots" are well-known for both addressing specific arguments and even specific aspects of previously-posted images in the context of an argument/discussion, and as well as well-known for calling someone "nigger".
Suburbs produce nothing, they leech off citiesAND they are the reason you can't breed, as suburbs effectively killed the third place
Grateful I live in a real suburb where I can walk places and run into anyone and not one of these cucked wifeguy prison camps
>>221593200yes, a bot who can't watch the video by itself, all the houses are built the same, that "shelf" is clearly the doorway, you spastic
>>221587190shit like this weirds me out. not because >oy vey the houses, where is my mixed use section 8 shithole commie blockbut because if I don't see mountains I automatically assume I'm at the beach So I know that's in the middle of nowhere, but that blue cloudless sky, the sun, the bright grass and the lack of hills says beach
I don't know why some fag is desperately trying to make this a left vs right issue. I just hate America and their ugly way of building neighbourhoods.
>>221593121It takes away from the mundane midday nightmare if there are trees.
What do they eat?
Is this the carnigger cuckburb thread?
>>221593178>you're grasping at straws hereReferencing shit literally everybody but you has witnessed (or at least everybody but you is willing to ADMIT they have witnessed) isn't grasping at straws.Again, the only "legitimate" argument faggots ITT have bemoaning suburban developments is>"S-Sometimes the houses look too samey..."And it'd be fine if that was the only point brought up ITT, but it's not: It's full of a bunch of urbanite screechers making other, mostly completely baseless claims about suburban living & denigrating the people who live there (examples ALREADY listed).Even the image you posted and the one posted in >>221593237only forward the argument>Suburbs bad because....b-because I think they look kind of ugly if you're looking down at them from a fucking planeWow, nice opinion, I guess? Big fat fucking whoop.
>>221593229You ARE aware that there are numerous places on planet Earth where mountains aren't visible but are also not shoreline, correct?
>>221593293Yup he's seething all over the thread haha
>>221593293>Suburbs BAD>Car-ownership BAD>Autonomy BAD>Not having to rely on government-provided transport BADYep, threads totally not full of leftist faggot redditors desperately trying to convince themselves and others of this shit. :)
>>221593293>commies have to invent reasons why car-ownership is "bad"Lmao imagine being a NEET that can't even drive at the age of like 30 and thinking you can call people "cuks" when they are wealthier than you and can literally go wherever they want whenever they want.That is some ~premium~ cope.
>>221593237If you cross your eyes, you see a 3D sailboat.
Seething Rentoid thread
why does this nigger keep posting false dichotomiesyou can have car ownership and autonomy without living in vivarium
>>221593200This exactly the sort of thing the Niggerbot T-800 would say.
>>221593210>Suburbs produce nothingThey're where people live, bug-man.Industrial Sectors are for "producing" things. You want to live in an Industrial Sector? Lmao have at it, I guess?
>>221593294>I think they look kind of uglyI don't "think" they look ugly, they are objectively ugly. they are not architecture, but a pale, cargo-cult-like imitation of it, with no regard for the Vitruvian proportion.If a suburban house is architecture, so is a house of cards.
>>221593410Why does this nigger keep posting aerial-shots of suburban neighborhoods as if they mean anything?
>>221593437>My opinions are facts, actualluyCool. What isn't opinion though is the lower cost of living, lower traffic, lower crime, etc.
>>221593450Because they brilliantly showcase the primary problems of American suburban neighbourhoods, retard.The question is, why are YOU so defensive of them? Stop seething and trying to defend the indefensible and demand better from your leaders.
>>221593301yeah, I've been there and I kept thinking I was near the beach
>>221593431ironic bug mentality coming from this post, lol.in normal, human living spaces, small businesses like coffee shops, bakeries can operate in residential areas, making it economically viable, unlike the money sink that are suburbs
>>221593210>Suburbs produce nothingLmao what do cities "produce"? The latest lag-ware update for the latest edition of the Apple WokePad? Smog? Rapists? Riots?
>>221593472>lower trafficlel, enjoy your 3 hour commute
>>221593482>Because they brilliantly showcase the primary problems of American suburban neighbourhoodsThat they offend the "aesthetic sensibilities" of fat Redditor NEETs on 4chan.
Scp got a v/h/s movie confirmed
>>221593521Which one?
oy vey I need to destroy this
>>221593488>in normal, human living spaces, small businesses like coffee shops, bakeries can operate in residential areas1. Shit like coffee shops don't "produce" anything either.2. There are plenty of suburbs where that shit is literally out the neighborhood and right down the street. That shit can and probably DOES apply even to "hellscape" of a suburban development pictured in the OP.Fucking retarded smug faggot.
>>221593543NOOOO I NEED THE COFFEE SHOP TO BE *IN* MY NEIGHBORHOOD, INCREASING NOISE AND TRANSIENT TRAFFIC! IT BEING DOWN THE ROAD IS TOO FAR TO WALK AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE A CAR, LET ALONE OWN ONE!
>>221593530It will be an anthology like all the vhs movies so i guess we will see several scp's
>>221593543>2. There are plenty of suburbs where that shit is literally out the neighborhood and right down the streetyou mean this ugly piece of shit? enjoy your trip to the dollar store I guess
>>221593504>"traffic and commuting in Suburban areas is BAD, actually!">posts an image of the snarled traffic of a dense urbanite hellscape
>>221593569what noise could a coffee shop possibly produce? I doubt it would be any louder than a lawn mower or a powerwash
>>221593576>but it's UUUUUUGLLLLLLLYYYYYY!!!Please see: >>221593294
>>221593593>pictured: suburbanites using a highway to go back to their cuckshed, back from a holiday shopping at the city, as their suburbs have nothing but a Dollar Tree, a Walmart and a Cosco to spend money on
>/tv/ - niggers arguing and bitching that they can't afford a house
>>221593612why do you hate beauty so much? are you offended by beautiful things? because I am repulsed by ugly things.
I just LOVE driving everywhere. I love driving to pick up milk or a bag of potatoes. Walk and use my legs? But how else will I show off my F-150?
>>221593599>NEETniggers ITT literally know jack shit about zoning, urban-planning, etc., despite talking in this thread like they're experts on itYeah, that's what I fucking expected. Commercial Zoning inherently produces more noise due to things like supply deliveries, operation and especially transient traffic from people...you know, patronizing a business. I.e. the reason a business exists. Unless business zoning is completely DEAD and collapsing, they produce higher levels of noise, which lowers the immediately nearby property-values.This is why nobody lives immediately next to a fucking Target, retard, and anybody who has the choice doesn't want to live in immediate proximity to businesses.Thanks again for ONCE AGAIN proving you know jack shit about what you're talking about, Reddit.
>>221593620>You see this snarled urban hellscape? Well actually ALL those drivers are suburbanites!Kind of a large assumption, let alone an illogical one.
>>221593346You have to rely on govt funded roads to go anywhere, you stupid nigger. Literally any nearby city subsidizes carnigger suburbs. Go look it up.
>>221592170I've seen enough youtube vids to know that american homes are mostly wood.
>>221593667https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Mlaa132R1c>Tuesday's night's epic traffic jam on Los Angeles' 405 Freeway may be one of the worst in history. The massive traffic on the notorious highway was caused by an influx of commuters coming in and out of the city for Thanksgiving.
>>221592843I love my landcruiser bro
>>221593482american infrastructure used to look so comfywhy did they have to knock it all down bros...
>>221593650>muh zoningmixed use or burst, nigger.
>>221593293>>221593642>The broke NEETS/Europoors have arrived to post their contrived cope over how not being able to own a car is GOOD actuallyLmao post about how not being able to own a fucking A/C is "ummm good actually!" next. Those are my favorite cope-images.
>>221593642Someone really wrote all that to own the chud.
>>221593690Because of retards like those in this thread who think needing a car for everything and needing to travel 2 hours for groceries is a good thing.
>>221593684>Traffic increases during the Holiday RushOOOOOOOOOH WOWIE-ZOWIE!!!!!!
>>221593667Not if you know a single thing about American urban "planning".
>>221593696the 3 day "heatwave" is overyou lost, trannie
>>221593717See: >>221593696
>>221587190Do amerilards really?
>>221593576I fucking hate this so much. I'm in Phoenix and everything is cookie cutter beige generic strip malls. Even the fucking houses look the same. I can't wait to leave this shithole.
>>221593642oh man I need a loaf of bread>walk a mile to subway platform>11 stops before I get to the train station near the store>walk half a mile from train station to store>walk half a mile from store to train station carrying bread>11 stops to get back home>Get back to train station near apartment and its now midnight>get stabbed by an immigrant on the subway platform>he steals my bread
>>221593719so you admit you were wrong about that traffic jam being not caused by suburbanites?get a clue: no one who lives within the city would take a highway to stay in the city
>>221593626>live in NYC townhouse>paid off and going to inherit it>can go out and do whatever I want in a majority white neighborhood>free to WALK and not be carcucked in some boring cookie cutter areaI'm goonmaxxing with the window open while enjoy my tendies in bed. Life couldn't be sweeter.
>>221593727>the 3 day "heatwave" is overLmao Eurotrash has been screeching about "muh heatwave" and unironically trying to blame their grandparents dying of heat-stroke on "global warming" or Elon Musk or some other contrived bullshit, rather than their inability to afford even a $200 to $300 USD A/C-unit, for WAY longer than just "3 days".
>>221587347the ghettos in atlanta look better, forested with wide backyards.kinda same with ghettos in los angeles, looks nice but the people living in it are savages.
>>221593761>so you admit you were wrong about that traffic jam being not caused by suburbanitesNo. You still have literally no proof that that photo is exclusively "suburbanite" drivers.It's more urbancuck cope.
>>221593778>no proofI'll repeat myself, feel free to reread as many times as you wantno one who lives within the city would take a highway to stay in the city
>>221588315it also has something to do with insurance, insurance companies hate trees so they demand homeowners to cut their trees down.
>>221593759Or>walk across the street and buy it from a local shop and not some walmart shithole.
>>221593684>>221593620>Suburban/Rural Chads don't have to live in the city; they just visit it whenever they need something that's there, all while living in bigger houses and paying less money to do so>They simultaneously clog up the roads and inconvenience the urbancucks that live there while they do itNot really the own you thought it was.Pretty based, actually. I hope they all wore tire-chains and other stuff that fucked-up your public roads while they were there and made your city pay for the repairs. I mean you faggots LOVE high taxes anyway, right?
I hate urbanists almost as much as I hate the media. It's not even really their ideals that are so insufferable but rather their smug, self righteous and misleading bs redditisms that they repeat ad nauseum.
>>221593821But you don't "live across the street from a shop", let alone a "LOCAL shop", lol. The vast majority of urbancucks don't. Which is WHY it takes them forever to get anywhere. Because public-transportation is, even at its BEST, inferior to owning a car.
>>221593844>>They simultaneously clog up the roads and inconvenience the urbancucks that live there while they do ityou're only clogging up the road for yourself and other suburbcucks. let's go again, for the third time, pay attention now:no one who lives within the city would take a highway to stay in the city
>>221593866You're not making a good case for urban living being anything other than dog-shit.I hope you realize that. But being a bug-man, you probably don't.
>>221593865I do. I buy my groceries from the old boomer couples who have lived there for 40+ years.
I live in the city and I have a car and a motorcycleI also live 9 minutes from the nearest station
>>221587215The lack of trees drives me insane, looks like a miserable place to live, almost as bad as an actual city next to subhumans
>>221593880Delet this! This goes against my schizo narrative of suburbia utopia!
Why are urban reddit fags so mad and miserable? Are there a bunch of foreigners on /tv/ who just hate people who don't live in the pod?
>>221593865>He really thinks the city contains no stores.
>>221593917>Suburbia>Living alone in sealed cubes with no human contact.>Can only leave by getting into another isolated sealed cube to drive an hour to the tendie store.>Accuses others of living in pods
>BUG-MEN POD LIVING>meanwhile the Opening Image
>>221593690it's one misleading picture retard
>"No no no, urban living is GREAT, chud! Owning a car is for cucks, actually!">The last 10 to 15 years have shown a steady trend of any urbanite retard rich enough to do so permanently moving to less dense Red Stares>Live in North Carolina, constantly talk to people who I find out moved here from NYC, Jersey, etc., who say "I am NEVER going back to that shit-hole" and "My rent was like half my income; thank God I left">Even my own dumbass urbanite brother who left to live in NYC as soon as he graduated and lived in NYC for as long as he possibly could is moving back to this """suburban hell-hole""" in this """redneck state""" once he got tired of having 6 fucking roommates and dealing with crazy, violent homeless people and he & his wife realized they'd sooner die than raise a child in such an environment>he worked a higher-paying (and higher stress) job than me for more hours for the past 7 or 8 years>I STILL have more money saved-up in the bank than he does
>>221593917>bunch of foreigners on /tv/they're sensitive about having to live in confined pods with their extended family so they invent things to be mad about
>>221593880>>221593896>I pay for a car AND a motorcycle and all the associated expenses, while ALSO paying the high taxes of living in a city required to fund the public transportationNeat. Not really the own you thought it was, though.I only pay the associated costs of owning a car AND pay extremely low taxes, and don't need to be near or utilize public-transportation because I own a car and the roads aren't the perpetually-snarled ones of a crowded urban hellscape.You do you though.
>>221593965>born and raised in NYC>parents weren't dumb and paid off house that is worth 2 million in a majority white area in Brooklyn>will inherit and live like a neet kingNo shit those people left they don't own anything. Sucks to suck.
>>221593991You realize if the city up and stopped running, the local suburbs would crumble overnight too, right? The reason the city is so expensive has to do with part of it subsidizing the suburbs.
>>221593991I often use the train along with the car, I can afford it ;-)
>>221587190They're just big, separated apartments. Why does this make people upset? Who cares where other people choose to live?
>>221593865it takes me at most 5 minutes to walk to the local grocery storeyou might not find everything, but you're going to have the essentials, bread, milk, eggs, veg, fruit etcbut even for specialty thing there's probably a different shop you can get it from, like an asian food shop or or something
this is the man who built suburbs by the way
>>221594040Pure reddit faggotry bs, gtfo or sybau.
>>221594051>bigthese are shoeboxes even by european standards
>>221594068Yes, continue to seethe and ignore reality.
>>221593962Yes, those are larger, more spacious, quieter & more comfortable than the typical urbanite human-hive. Those people also actually own their own home and own at least one car on top of that (most of them even own two).They also pay lower taxes, keep more of what they earn and have a lower cost of living than urban human-hives do, not to mention staggeringly lower violent crime by comparison. They also typically house actual nuclear families, not 6 to 8 roommates being forced to live together.
>>221594078>even by european standardslol
>>221594026>living in NYC is great! ...if you're the Nep-NEET only child of a rich couple!Fascinating. Not really applicable to most people though.
>>221594093Google gets he majority of its info from Reddit, btw.
>>221594127My parents aren't rich, they were poor immigrants who came in the 80s. They weren't stupid and invested/saved, and it all paid off in the end.
>>221594139Go ask any other search engine or AI tool it's the same result.
>>221594127I don't see how that's my problem, maybe stop being poor? have you ever considered that?I thought you'd be rich by how much you gush about saving on taxes
>>221594040>IMMEDIATELY shifts the goal-postsLmao, typical.But yes, I'm 100% sure both urban and rural places would collapse overnight without the latest update to the 5.0 Apple WokePad and other utterly vital resources that cities produce.
>>221594141>My parents aren't rich, they were poor immigrants who came in the 80s. They weren't stupid and invested/savedOk, so they BECAME rich and YOU benefitted from it. Vastly different!
>>221594139>Google gets he majority of its info from Reddit, btw.I can't believe they do this. I thought they were shooting for credibility with their AI bs. Apparently not.
>>221594154>Redditor gets mad and starts posting non-responsesEvery time.
>>221592001he's behaving like one of those dudes in a tittok about an indian street food stand who think making your food way too fast is impressive.
>>221593964it's not just that picture, the top one is still a place you can visit todaybut stuff like pre-1950s American architecture was so cool, it's just a shame it had to get destroyed
>>221594156What goalpost? I'm telling you why your cucktopia is a cheap shithole because the city is paying for everything. It's not some sort of flex. Your little ethnocuckstate would crumble without the city paying for the majority of the taxes.
>>221594181>non-responsesas opposed to "uuh you're rich, doesn't count"?
>>221594093>ai replyJesus christ, might as well ask the first small child you come across too
>>221594152>Go ask any other search engine or AI tool it's the same result.The urbanists are going to cite themselves, fancy that.
>>221594184Ah yes, look at all this empty asphalt I can now ride on my way to Walmart. Truly the peak of American culture!
>>221587361it's the suburb mafia
>>221587190Would look better with trees and less suvs
>>221594184shit changes, crazy
>>221594202>>221594210>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S NOT REAL I REFUSE TO LOOK IT UP MYSELF!I accept you concession.
>>221587190Where are the trees and why do some of the houses have like a bridge between them
>>221594226>who cares that everything looks uglier now? it's current year, deal with it goy
>>221594152How about asking an actual educated human instead of posting AI slop that basically just summarizes Reddit posts, you fucking cretin?In literally every unprecedented major emergency scenario the government has had to prepare a contingency plan for (nuclear war, pandemic, etc.) since the 1940's the logistical expectation is always that the city-centers will become starving death-zones and there will be an influx of urban refugees to the less crowded and more self-sufficient rural areas.Cities don't produce food. Cities don't produce oil. Cities barely produce ANYTHING in the modern era of Outsourcing + Service Economy.Society collapses from a lack of things like food or oil. It does not collapse due to a sudden shortage of race-riots, violent crime or white collar cucks seetheposting about non-urbanites on the Internet.
>>221594184>urban center moved and what was once the geographic location of the urban center became an arterial locationWOOOOWIE-ZOWIE, REDDIT!
>>221594265>Cities don't produce food. Cities don't produce oil. Cities barely produce ANYTHINGneither does suburbs, your pickup truck doesn't make you a farmer, you LARPer.
>>221589661ANE?
>>221587412Man I hate those boxy condos so much, they look soulless, americans even has their own architecture style with their revival architectures and streamline moderne which still looks timeless today, instead they ditch it for more soulless glass boxes
>>221594265>city collapses>no one is around to fund your property tax services, roads, maintain your infrastructure>ACCCK
>>221594287>neither does suburbsHow does that aid your argument of "the suburbs would literally COLLAPSE OVERNIGHT if cities collapsed"???
>>221594226yeah america use to be so great back then, such a shame
>>221594314read the post above yours.
>>221593400It's a schooner.
>>221587190>no mailbags with numbersHow does one remember where he lives?
>>221589031That will be $1.2 million + tip
>>221593690>>221594294Jews, also so browns and blacks can go muh gentrification and white people have no culture
>>221594334hive mentality
>>221594040>>221594287Nigger the only reason suburbs and rural areas would collapse due to cities collapsing would be the incoming wave of shrieking, demanding urban refugees that would swamp the area once their hives collapsed, begging for hand-outs from the Suburban/Rural Chads. Which pretty much is ALREADY shit we have observed happening on a slower time-scale over the past 15 years.
>>221593408You just know Rogen sold his own ass long ago to have a career.
>>221593210>the third placeGo back with your third place faggotry
>>221594298>fund your property tax services, roads, maintain your infrastructureWhat nooooo, that's impossible for local governments to handle! And there's NO WAY they already do!
>>221594358>and rural areasyou do not live in a rural area, don't drag them to embellish your numbers, truckboy
>>221594327>read the nonsensical shit I posted aboveAlready did, faggot.
>>221593482
>>221594381cool, then you have your answer.
>>221593210>suburbs effectively killed the third placelmao, WHAT? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, nothat's smartphones
>>221594421what third places exist in the suburbia? someone's lawn? get trespassed faggit. the parking lot of walmart? lol
>>221594184 (me)to be fair, some of the damage can be undonehere's a picture of boston before and after they moved their freeway underground
>>221593400Oh? Ohhh yes of course I totally see it now so cool>me in middle school when people showed me the Magic Eye printed on top of their binders
>>221594444wastedchurches, parks, restaurants, schools, other peoples' houses, just like anyplace else, school schooter
>>221594463>schools, other peoples' housesby definition, not third places
>>221594444>the parking lot of walmartlol the amount of people I see lingering around the walmart parking lot is grim.
>>221587215Not me. I'm 41 and this is kind of a dream set-up for me.
This entire thread is just a long list of strawman nonsense and bad faith mischaracterizations. Is tv pol now?
>>221594533>republican carniggers in denial and refusing to look up stats that don't agree with their echo chamber headcannonYes.
>>221594444>what third places exist in the suburbia?Urbanist lingo is gay af and there's plenty of them.
>>221594589>republican carniggerswhat tf are you even talking about? Who said anything about parties? Honestly, that's what's so unappealing with urbanist faggotry. You're needlessly alienating a sizeable portion of potential allies just by being a direction brainlet.
this is not trad or white. cookie cutter housing development suburbs were created by jews in the 1950s
>>221594294I don't like that style at all but it still fills me with intense nostalgia.
>>221595461its pure americana
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