ITT: films only you have seen
>>221588805everyone saw this film
>>221588805I'm watching this on movie hub as I post this, so I'll be taking that >onlyfrom you now.
>>221588805just because nobody talks about it, doesnt mean nobody saw it. Remember this one made it's round in on DVD and late night tv.
>>221588825Added to my list, thanks.
>>221588925man, posters really sold movies back in the day. I bet the poster is better than the movie.
>>221588925saw this, it's fun
It's fucking embarrassing this site doesn't allow multiple picture uploads in 1 post. I'm not doing this humiliation ritual more than once.This movie is kino btw.
>>221588805I watched this twice because I forgot I saw it.>>221588884The gay biker rapist was the scariest part.>>221588925A much better fallout adaptation.
this is one of those movies that I assumed sucked that I was told is actually good so I watched it and it sucked
>>221588805
>>221589094it was great when we were 12 in 2004.
>>221588925Man, what a fantastic poster.
Cry little sister
>>221589559Abhorrent
>>221588805I've seen it. Multiple times. I was hyped for it because dragons. My only bigger disappointment with dragons was Dragon Wars. It aired on HBO or something a lot.>>221589495Everyone worth their salt knows Lost Boy- wait what is this? Oh no.
>>221589559Bad digital blood and goes downhill when Dominic West dies. Liam Cunningham is good though and Imogen Poots a cute
>>221588805I remember McConaughey jumping to his death with an axe was so good they ended the trailer with it
>>221589607Dragon wars so so bizzare in the vein that it had so much CGI it could just have been two dragons duking it out and it would have been way cheaper
I saw this shit in theater
Watched this when I was like 10 or 11 years old. There’s a scene where they go into hyper space, but one of guys capsule cracks and he turns to goo but he’s still alive begging for help. Pretty wild to see as a 10 year old, haven’t rewatched it since. Don’t remember it being a good movie and the critical consensus seems to be that it was an abomination of a sci fi film
>>221588805Reign of Fire is not obscure at all, but I'd be surprised if anyone else here has seen this one.
>>221589976There's a really hot interracial nude body-pressing scene at the end in this with a black chick and a white guy.
>>221590044I remember there were a couple scenes worth of nice juicy tits in the movie
>>221588825For a moment I thought that was this Roger Corman flick, which I also doubt anyone else has seen
>>221588825told you last thread that i’ve seen this. that means you can’t post it again.
Best film of the 80s. I'll stand on Martin Scorsese's tricycle and say it to his face.https://www.theguardian.com/film/2011/jun/04/cutters-way-is-a-cinematic-masterpiecehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPFgPSkw6Oo
>>221588868Based BleaCHAD
I remember liking it but apparently everyone hated it
>>221589773redpill me on this
>>221591164It sucked, and butchered the amazing book it was based on.
>>221589976Seen it in the theater. I remember a scene where James Spader's character was fucking the crystal. But the scene was cut from the dvd release.
>>221591060I saw this on a flight.It was awful
>>221591143>max von sydow as ozymandiasKINOOO
>>221588805Reign of Fire is not like a movie only you have seen, it's like a movie 40% of people have seen or something like that.
>>221588805https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2044801/https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0156887/https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3306854/https://mydramalist.com/12683-idol-is-deadhttps://mydramalist.com/3583-ousama-game
>>221588805>on a layover looking for something to kill time>go into empty theatre>see this>figure I'll give it a shot>buy ticket>guy selling ticket looks surprised and asked me if I'm sure>said, yeah I'm sure>sighs and says, okay ...>it sucked>nobody else saw it
According to Letterboxd, when you exclude all the stuff that aren't really films (like shorts, stand-up specials, and operas) then this is the most obscure movie I've seen. It's a British TV movie from 25 years ago and only 101 people have watched it. There's a VHS rip of it on YouTube if you want to join the club.>>221588805>>221588884>>221590089Seen those too
>>221588805This is such a badass movie. One of my personal faves.
>>221588805>>221589596Loved these
>>221591164I was just thinking of this movie the other day because I rewatched The Time Machine, which is absolute kino. Haven't rewatched this one but I love history-based movies or time travel movies, really loved them as a kid. I guess I should rewatch this one now.
>>221588825From the director of Kids and Bully. The difference being is this movie fucking sucks.
Probably seen by some here but nobody I know irl has seen it.
>>221588805>iphone poster thinks they are a special snowflake that was the only one who watched this slop of a movieunsurprising
>>221595190lol it really was a pretty stupid fucking movie wasn't it>sadly saw the slop as well
>>221595184Protagonist is literally me but I'm attractive without a super special perfume.
This and I don't recommend it unless you have lots of time on your hands and weed. Me and a HS buddy tried to watch this and I swear to god it's four hours long. Features a white man that is a white nigga slave, I'm not sure if he's supposed to be albino or what. The white negro and his actual negro brother are going to find treasure and they get chased by slavehunters. Then the white slave dies at the end and I think that was it, no treasure
>>221588805/tv/ has had a lot of Reign of Fire threads though.
>>221588936Back in the day Posters were no diffrent from clickbait. This is why Posters from that era are often more recognisable than movies themselfs.
>>221588958>René AuberjonoisI'm there.
>>221595184This was not only a well-known film but adapted from the even better-known Peter Susskind novel.I swear most of you are mentally retarded.
>>221588805As a kid once I caught a fever and couldn't sleep. I turned on the TV and watched this straight-to-video flick, where a bunch or archaeologists explore some Egyptian Ruins. Inside, they are stalked by an Anubis-adjacent Monster (rendered with mid-2000s B movie CGI).Anyone remembers it?
>>221591060Peak Gemma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWAzuRM_T38
We watched it on some school trip organised by a local church.
>>221595678>tricks you into watching
>>221588805Why are they worried about crops? Why not just eat dragon meat?
>>221588805I'm offended by this movie on behalf of my entire species. As if these dumb dragon fucks would last two seconds against modern humans.>You breathe fire? Motherfuckers we invented fire. We fucking rule fire. Now fuck off before you get an opposable thumb up your cloaca.
I guarantee nobody on Earth has ever seen this movie ever besides me:https://youtu.be/-ar_Ch1Yi2k?t=38And it will stay that way because (You) will never watch it either.
>>221596176Doesn't fool me
>>221590895Yeah, recently watched this. It’s great and John Heard deserved all the awards that year, he’s phenomenal in this.
>>221594845Best film about Europeans and injuns ever made
>>221588884I saw this. Pretty overrated and forgettable honestly.
>>221588805I'm pretty sure I saw this and I know a good deal of people here have>>221591060I wanted to see this but never ended up doing so
>>221590895Seen it. Solid 80s noir. Good atmosphere and performances.
>>221588805I saw it at the cinema, was pleasantly surprised
>>221588805There was some Lifetime adjacent movie from the early 2000s that had the bad guy fly a Cessna close enough to the ground to knock out the heroine with the landing gear like BONK in the head style. It was the funniest sequence I've ever seen in film and would go viral breaking the Internet if I could find the fucking name
>>221596932IIRC it wasn't even a Cessna it was a legit little private jet that he used to ambush knock her out. It was fucking HYSTERICAL
>>221596095I've watched this. 6/10. Should have been a lot better than it was, given the cast and plot.
My room mate looked like he was going to cry and couldn't finish this, I thought it was unintentionally hilarious.
>>221589642I think Reign of Fire was the first movie McConaghey actually acted in rather than being a dumb himbo.
>>221597019>My room mateTranslation: Troon boyfriend
>>221596501Is it like picrel?
>>221588805I never seen anyone talk about pic related on /tv/
>>221594845I love this movie. Sadly, it did not get the attention it deserved, in part I suspect because it was overshadowed by Dances with Wolves, which came out less than a year before it.
>>221588884same dude that wrote the exorcist
>>221589436My dad made me watch this with him when I was 15. I enjoyed it a lot, thought it was really funny. Apparently he watched it in a film festival when he was a teen. Great stuff
>>221597146It’s an intelligent film that’s fair to both Europeans and Natives (including how horrible they could be to rival tribes) of course it was going to bomb
>>221594802They made an American version of this with queen latifa 15/20 years ago
>>221597089I've seen this mentioned in /hor/ at least once or twice I wanna say. Pretty good movie. >>221594845I rented this from the video store decades ago, good movie.
>>221595340fuerte
>>221595340Yoooooooooo adoro esa mierda
>>221595474Calm down, tiger. Don't get your panties all in a bunch. We are all very impressed by your knowledge.
>>221597788That tagline makes zero sense in relation to the events of the movie
>>221597788Watching this movie was a rite of passage for teenagers in the early 90's.
>>221588805The best performance of Matthew McCoughinghey's career
Watched it on tv as a kid and took me ages to find it again
>>221589642I remember that trailer making it seem like half the movie was going to be the army fighting dragons and then they just get wiped out in like 5 seconds after doing absolutely nothing.
>>221588805I highly recommend
>>221588825I’ve seen this. It aired late night on Channel 4 here in the the UK in 2005.I had a crush on the evil Asian woman in the film
>>221595511That would be The Pyramid. A classic horror concept rendered moot as found footage slop.
>>221601123yeah, that's the onecheers
>>221588825>>221601051this film triggered my asian fetish and desu I don’t even think the asian was that hot
>>221595511Sands Of Oblivion.
>>221591235bro
>>221597788Love it so much. "WE CAN LIVE!"
>>221601698The best of all those underwater sf flicks that clustered together.
Seen half of these.Now, my turn.
I like this Burt way more than the Cannonball or Smokey Burt. Also that musical romcom with Cybill Shepherd At Long Last Love is a lotta fun.>>221596095>>221596965Yeah, not adding up to the sum of its parts that one.
>>221595678My favorite thing in Noah is the CGI time lapse sequence depicting evolution, where a fish becomes an amphibian becomes a reptile and so on.But how the sequence stops at "ape" and then cuts to the Adam & Eve thing, rather than continuing as it should have.It tries to accommodate the two different beliefs yet also, perhaps unintentionally, emphasizes how they contradict and cannot be reconciled
>>221588805It got fucked by covid but if you like non erotic silly French kino is great.
>>221588884>>221597190Faith Trilogy are all fantastic.
>>221603063I still need to see this. I'm going to do it this year.
Thank you everyone for this thread. Except for the 2 zoomers who thought they were the only ones to ever see The Godfather and Citizen Kane.I just added like 10 movies to my "to watch" list.
>>221603383thakns for reminding me this is a child freindly version of robinson cruso and part of my childhood, dad copied the vhs so we would watch this all the time, the zebra stuck in the mud always fucked me up, great film
>>221603019The best version:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5Khfvkw1lE
>>221603383What are you shitting me? This was like a semi-annual thing on WWOD. Get on my level.
It sucks, no idea how they got the cast it has
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>>221604710Is this the one with Johnn Hurt? It's shit but kinda comfy.
