dreamfyre best girl editionprev >>221590553
>>221594742helaena is learning from her brother
>can't act>looks ugly>tranny>gets given the most screentime to pump HBO's ESG ratingwhat does they/them even do?
>>221594755Me and Helaena :)
sex with the lady of the vale, jeyne arryn
>>221594768>>looks uglynah mate. emma is a beauty
>Only the Mother's mercy can save you, but you drove your Mother from this city with your pride and lust and avarice. Now it is the Stranger who comes. On a dark horse with burning eyes he comes, a scourge of fire in his hand to cleanse this pit of sins of demons and all who bow before them. Listen! Can you hear the sound of burning hooves? He comes! He comes !!he comes....
>>221594764
>>221594790>missionairy starfish>complains about cleaning up the creampieno thanks
>>221594790She only fucks danish men
>>221594796are you the same tard baby who thinks she's not a pretender? explains. you're mentally ill.
>>221594800i think shepherd will be replaced by the high septon in the show
>>221594825septon is the shepherd. he's gonna get his brain fried the same way as cole when he saw the dragon warfare.
>jeet got so upset from the lil drive by jab he took the beef to the next threadKWAB
>>221594819>cleaning up the creampieI live to serve the lady of the vale
>>221594820Such a weird movie, her husband got tortured to death and in the next scene she was fucking Mads who was her employer
Fuck the dance of dragonsSTANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
>>221594912BASED BASED BASED
>almost got his side wiped out fighting the civil war and the other side barely had any dragons>struggled this badly against the backward ass westerosi forces>wants to conquer essos and its far advanced free citiesis this nigga legit stupid or what? valyria had to drop 300 balerion size dragons to win the rhoynish war centuries ago.
>>221594742>need money>go full taxemaxxing Why didn't Rhaenyra go to the Iron Bank to ask for money ?
>emma invites to into their homewould you chud out or respect their nonbinary identity and pronouns? https://youtu.be/NWh8eQp0MDQ
>>221594973not even Rhaenyra's simple enough to trust a bunch of Gringotts' goblins
>>221594973her regime is very unstable. the jews in braavos aren't going to lend her money
>>221594994She will be able to pay them as soon as she has recovered the royal treasure.
>>221594973she's become vindictive after losing jace and is mentally unfit to rule
>burned, crippled and ruined King is still a king without his crown
>I suppose everyone else i care and love is dead. Just kill me and go over it>But Otto actually your senpai->The ratchaters, i meant. Without them, the vermin-tide menace in the deeps of Kings Landing will now fermenting without a check>The city, the whole continent is doomed. And i will not live to see the accursed Horned Rat's spawn lay ruin of my ancestor's Tower. As i said, just cut my head off
>>221594973>iron bankwhere do you think the greens deposited their money after they took it from KL you retarded pAIjeet
>>221595020that wouldn't even work on the Spice King, anon
>>221594962they've pivoted and they use the stupid prophecy to fuel his character
>>221595020even her two "councillors" don't believe that, and to use modern parlance, Rhaenyra has absolutely no rizz, there is no way she could convince anyone of anything except that she's a weak snotty little baby of a woman
>>221595087if that's fuel, it's wood-gas, not charcoal
>>221594962im tired of pretending dragons are a threat against "modern" westeros armies. its been like 120-150 years since aegon, people know how to fight dragons now and it takes a single crossbow bolt to kill one.
>>221594962Bro could barely take Stepstones
>>221595080I think the Iron Bank already has a sizable chunk of it but I'm not sure precisely how the funds were divided and deposited. A lot of it's still in KL for use as bribes and suchlike though.
>>221595078>>221595117>KLMALAYSIA STRONG
>>221594984Imagine fucking her and slapping her tits and forcing her to call herself a woman.Can you sissy a woman? Only way to find out.
>>221594984>would you chud outas nothing terrifies a 4chan "chud" half so much as being seen to "chud out" in a way that involves forfeiture of safety and anonymity, anon, what do you think?
The High Septon scene is like something from a completely different show. A better show.
yeah, like this >>221595169 clown
it would have been so easy lol
>grrm went from saying he wants to go back and rip out the chapters of viserys from his book to disowning the showfiring sapochnik and giving the tranny cabal the keys to the city was a mistake almost as bad as cancelling rome
>It's simple, we uhh eat the rats
>>221595182about septons
>>221595197ryan condal played a game of thrones with his boomer ass and he is chimping out.
>>221595216Already discussed. See >>221395857
>>221595182unfortunately it's still a show in which the queen, apparently the main character, is a massive idiot
>>221595194BLENCHED??
AIGODS are undefeatable.
>>221595182you are supposed to hate the religious chud.
Dubs and George has terminal cancer.
>>221595182
>>221595275I think I'll take an attitude of relative indifference to him while these other asshats make a performance of talking him up for virtue points.
>>221595275he was the only guy calling for conciliation between the throne and the peopleinstead of that our cunt antagonizes the rich, doesn't address the reasons behind the problems of the poor, and gets uppity about being seen to be coronated
>>221595225based
>>221595276It's already a miracle he made it to 77 with his physique
>>221595223how is he chimping out when there is a noticeable drop in quality after s1, which is attributable to sapochnik leaving the show
>>221594742WAAAA IM JEALOUS OF MY BROTHERWAAAA MEN BADWAAAA DRAGSTONE UGHWAAAA I WANNA BE QUEENWAAAA THERYE NOT BASTARDSWAAAA I WANNA BE A WHOREWAAAA IM ON MY PERIODWAAAA GIVE ME GOLDWAAAA I WANT MY CORONATIONWAAA A MAKE THE PEOPLE LIKE MEWAAAA ITS THEIR FAULTwhat do they mean by this..
Tax the rich and feed them rats.
Make the rich the new ratcatchers.
>>2215949622rogue4you
>>221595460they couldn't even drop the monicker "the rogue prince" once while making it sound cool or edgy, it was just as out of place and random both times (Ulf and Jawline)
>>221594755Imagine is she brapped in last pic...
More like the rouge prince because he's literally a zesty little queen
>>221595510replace any one character with Rouge the Bat and this show would go from whatever it's at to a 9/10
>>221594742Here's how important her desk is for Emma, as a woman.
Tried watching the show on three different sites but none of them are working. Bros, what's going on?
>>221595537
>>221595065seems aegon's fingers regenerated greatly
>>221595530Literally nobody watching this gives a fuck
>>221595065when did they give him the supersoldier serum, he is supposed to be a cripple with severe burns and even internal organ damage.
>>221595078>where do you think the greens deposited their money after they took it from KL you retarded pAIjeetNot that guy, but why does it matter? Haven't you thought of the idea that they wouldn't tell her that Tyland deposited part of the tresury's money there? As they shouldn't.
>>221595115>f pretending dragons are a threat against "modern" westeros armies.got and hotd destroyed the franchise itself by destroying and distorting its assets;dragons are actually weakfaceless men are naruto ninjasblacks and chinese and other races are all over westerossiege ballistae and other suchs weapons are from utterly useless satellite guided missiles of dragonslayingand tons of other thingsthere are no "modern western armies," they have the same stuff they had centuries ago.Dragons that are adults are doom against any army without powerful magic or dragons. There is no mundane weapon that can bring them down.
>>221595562The Mother nurturesThe warrior emboldens and strenghtensthe stranger takes retribution
>>221594796Very Jewish looking.
Daemon wanted to conquer the whole world like his ancestors only end up dead in a dragon duel.
I miss Dunk so much
wtf bros why does reddit have edgier memes than us
Wait a minute.... Is Aegon a better ruler than Rhaenyra?You don't seriously mean to tell me that this whole civil war is so they can put an incompetent old hag with bastard children on the throne, right?This whole time I thought people hated Aegon because he was a drunk fool but it looks like he's better than Rhaenyra.
>>221594796What a beautiful they/them!
>>221595596dragons unless they are magical beings are just big slow moving flying lizards, they die when you shoot at them. >hotd destroyed the franchiseyou mean f&b?>siege ballistae and other suchs weapons are from utterly uselessyou dont even need one. a crossbow bolt will do it if shot in the dragon's face, and in the book they need to be in like 50m range for their breath attacks, which is point blank range for a crossbow. also since its a high medieval era work, we should realistically have hanganonens and fire lances and shit. so unless you give the dragons some help and make them magic then even with contemporary weapons they are getting outmatched in the right scenario.
>>221595650That looks like...
>>221595567Rhaenyra is the ruler now so it's her money. Iron Bank has no reason to hide it from her.
>>221595596>and chinese are all over westerosAren't they from Yi Ti?
>>221595675Nah mate, they're just as Westerosi as anyone else
>>221595650kek
>>221595659they are the product of blood magic and not animals, the franchise is a mess that makes no sense anymore - especially after GoT and HotD-in the books dragons bones are like steelall this weakening of them as story fulcurms has made the world of martin a piece of crap, and all the other bullshit on tv
>>221595675now they are westerosi and the nath are all over westeros - its modern london on tv
>>221595675they are mostly from house paddyfarm in the reach
>>221595659the universe has become trash, whatever little sense it made it now makes none.
>>221595691young dragons like the ones in HOTD are weak. they die to just crossbowmen.
>>221595702Why did GRR allow them to butcher his work like this?
>>221595762$
>>221595691Riddle me this.How do Scorpions work?Because in the world world you need a fucking trebuchet just to launch some tiny rocks a over a hill. Yet Scorpions are supposedly launching giant steel skewers into the clouds.
can someone do an Alicent edit of this?
>>221595562he becomes fully crippled only after he lands Sunfyre on dragonstone when he breaks his legs
>>221595650he has to rape someone first
>>221595650I don't get it.
>>221595675None of the raceswaps work unless they're all supposed to be white in-universe. You'd have to be a literal moroj to think any of the strong boys are Laenor's children.At least in GoT when they race swapped someone like Xaro or Salladhor they retconned him into being a summer islander or whatever.
>>221595596>dragons are actually weakhow many "lemme just burn this entire ship olololo" sequences do you need.to me, the entire point was lack of training on Jaces part. JUST BURN THE FRIGGING ROPE. But neither the dragon nor the rider is trained for it. He got bailed out by his habibi once, but all competetive gamers know, bad habits and lack of prep and review will eventually get punish you if you keep making the same mistkae.
>>221595530Did Sansa or Cersei have a desk? I don't think so. Not even Dany hat one.
>>221595800they are just as obvious in the books
>>221595775
>>221595871There is some ambiguity, as Rhaenys had black hair.
>>221595875Damn that was quick lolThanks!
>>221595530>as a womanThat's a newsflash. I thought she was non-binary. Or is she talking about her character...
>>221595547
What's your favourite minor house?For me, it's House Mallister. Above the rest!
>>221595910Well, it's her character's desk.
>>221590218They did find a more talented actress. The realm’s delight, she certainly delighted my nether realm. But they wanted to age up the characters.
>>221595670>Rhaenyra is the ruler now so it's her money. Iron Bank has no reason to hide it from her.He might've opened the deposit in his name.
>>221595871>>221595898There's just enough ambiguity for the lords sworn to Rhaenyra to pretend Jace and co aren't the most obvious bastards ever. But there's literally no gene in the known Targ bloodline prior to this that'd give them brown eyes.
>>221595670she wasnt formally crowned so she isnt
>>221595924Minor houses suck. Go big or go (Hard)home.
>>221595898its still pretty clear that they arent legit>brown hair instead of baratheon black>short stubby distinct strong noses
>>221595924>>221595952All houses suck. Westeros needs to be a republican democracy. A shame that monarchist George didn't do it.
>>221595939that is really not in the realm of mathematical possibility since the dominant gene would have to be picked every time like 4 times and from the mother's side, and one generation removed also i cba to google how hereditary traits work (again) but i recall reading the male traits are usually dominant
>>221595530is it really so hard to understand what she means.a desk signifies actual work, not wearing jewels and being pretty. and 90% of what shes saying is from the PR department. rhaenyra is a very flawed person but it barely has anything to do with her being a woman. and i like the suckerpunches: getting laughed at when drawing a sword and having your coochie be annoying when you have to sit on a metal chair for the entire day.
>>221594742Corlys will side with the greens when Tyland is tortured.
episode 1>ruin every scene you're inepisode 2>ruin every scene you're inepisode 3>ruin every scene you're inholy shit this bitch can't act. it's cringe af watching her next to actual actors.
>>221595930she looks good on your pic but the way she is styled in the earlier seasons made her look ugly and frog-like to me.
>>221595963I mean, feel free to google that but keep in mind that George never bothered with any of this stuff
>>221595963magic and the gods provenly exist in this world. I think shuffling around some genes for le prophecies sake isnt out of the question
>>221595795it's Big Floyd
>>221595988It's hard to say whether she can act or not with the accent they make her do. Her dialogue is also written to be way more articulate than a person who still speaks with such a heavy foreign accent would be.
>>221596010Gods are all dead or forgotten. They'll be gone for good once Westeros goes through it's early modern period.
>>221595650your cracka ass children be bastards
>>221595875sex with nikkicent
>>221595997even if its 50/50 to get the hair color you would have to roll a 1 out of 4 (kids only share 25% of rhaenys dna) 4 times or however many kids had black hair so the chance of not even one kid having non-"rhaenys" hair would be nonexistent, but you can scratch that to medieval society not even knowing what a gene is
>Dreamfyre>Sunfyre>Vhagar>TessarionWhy do the Greens get all the coolest dragons?
>>221596038...in an alternate reality, you mean.
>>221595988Who greenlit this stupid accent?
He comes....
>>221595988why didn't sara hess cast a cute korean with porcelain glass skin?
>>221596038greens are blessed by the seven who are one.
>>221594790Based Mother gets scant screentime but mad drip
>Make him a Master of Coin. The people will soon discover our lack in resources, they can blame him.Oh yes, amazing. Peasants will surely blame some counselor they probably don't even know instead of the Queen. Another brilliant move by the White Worm.
>>221596057because yellows are ugly. white worm should be white.
>>221595762No studio will give the writer creative control, when buying the rights. The entire production can't stall, just because the author doesn't like someone's eye color, and such. That said, I'm wondering what were the terms between GRRM and HBO. Did the buy the rights to ll the books outright? If I were smart, I would sell the rights of the main series, and after it blows up, GRRM would have much more leverage when negotiating Fire and Blood (more creative control).
Maegor was woke.
>>221595770China had those fuckers since a long long time ago, tod cutler on youtube has started showing off a replica he made from schematics if you're curious
>>221595988She earned her place on the show.
>>221595924Woo woo wooYou know it
>>221596021it's definitely her acting. she seems to be especially bad in a group like in the scene in the council chambers. 1 on 1 she's better but still shit.her accent is fucking terrible.
>>221596079>If I were smart, I would sell the rights of the main series, and after it blows up, GRRM would have much more leverage when negotiating Fire and Blood (more creative control).The Game of Thrones Histories and Lore DVD features basically already adapt Fire and Blood so yea, HBO got everything
>>221596074People are stupid. One day they love Aegon because his prince got killed, the other day they hate him for the ratcatchers. And they didn't even remember the Meleys Massacre.
>>221595988The only time she was relatable.
>>221596109She's Shae 2.0, but whereas the Shae "actress" was neither an actress nor a native english speaker, this one has no excuse. But having her speak like a retard is definitely a directorial decision if you look up her interviews. The funniest thing is she's been dialed back a lot from season 1 which was like a borat level caricature.
Are there any bisexual rulers?
>>221596137she isnt shae 2.0, shae's actor could still be natural. the chink just feels like a random person plucked from the street, wardrobed up and then stood in front of a camera and then teleprompted lines. its not even acting.
The black actors in this show are so bad.
>>221596142probably in dorne, they tolerate faggots there
>>221596159Rose tinted glassesShae "da fanny hore" is easily the worst part of rewatching the first four seasons of GoT, to the point I just skip ahead whenever she's on screenShe's also uglier than this actress which doesn't help (she's like 30 playing a teenager LOL)
>>221596175I thought /dunk/ liked dorne because they shit on the targs.
>>221596142Rhaenyra
>>221596190my recent rewatch was like 1.5 years ago and she's fine. none of her delivery feels like phoning it in while reading the teleprompt.
>>221595875Keep doing those edits king, it's amusing to watch the resident autist seethe and sperg out
>>221596142Former president of Chile, Gabriel Boric, cannot turn right comfortably due to his OCD. There is videos of this and he is open about it. I know thats not what you asked but tangentially related and fascinating enough.
>>221596203But shes straight...
>>221596190But I watch Shae with joy knowing that I’ve seen her take a penis in the bum.
>>221596168The girl playing the one lost in the Vale is doing an ok job. Altough I must admit her having anorexia probably sells the "lost in the wilderness" look well. Jaces Habibi just seems completely dead inside.>We were children together :I>I dont wanna lose more people :I
fake Daeron is icsh
>>221596232...Straight up gay that is!
>>221594742>dotes over critters>spends time with shit like snails and caterpillars>wants to have chickens>ignores the most amazing and unique creature one can be bonded with in that worldNobody takes an L like heLena; were I an autistic Targ I'd spend 99% of my waking hours around (and mostly on) my dragon
>>221596261She has kids.
>>221594742how does she reconcile being such a pacist wallflower with flying a dragon that ranks in the top 5 for lethality
>>221595537>>221595547These two actresses barely look alike. I question the sanity or faculties of the people who said they're similar. Maybe only in very specific angles.
>>221596303she never burned someone thou? or actually rode it for anything but a joyride?..flight?
>>221596303chickens :D
>>221595795George Velaryon, the man who died under the knee of a Gold Cloak.
>>221596327she must realize her dragon is a massive carnivore that eats entire sheep and cows. also how often do dragons just grab up one of the small folk? everything is a meal when you're a dragon.
Just saw the new episode. It did a good job in showing why women are unfit to rule. They are completely out of it for several days every month.
>>221595875>your bestie keeps fucking chads but you keep getting plapped by her gross disgusting father
>>221596168nigger, lord corlys is one of the best actors/characters in the show. the other black actors are decent apart from that ugly one on the dragon. most of the casting is decent apart from mysaria
>>221596361reading shit like this I am beginning to understand why so many women are completely done with the average man
>>221595875>when your son refuses to get killed so you can't reignite the lesbian situationship with your former bestie
>>221595988>holy shit this bitch can't actAnd it's still not worse than this one.
>>221596057Cute Asians wouldn’t leave Yi Ti or its vassals to go live in a shithole like westeros
>>221596361is it really like that for chicks? it was like she was constantly getting run over by a train.>>221596388look i'm 40 and my body hurts all the time. ladies, surely you can suck it up a few days.
>>221596388i have constant tinnitus and visual snow from a neck injury a few years ago, and i don't bother anyone with it. if you ladies can't stop yourself from sabotaging your life just because your vagina bleeds a bit every month, you deserve to be miserable
>>221596424>look i'm 40 and my body hurts all the time. ladies, surely you can suck it up a few days.Adress her political failures and what she should have done differently, or I will assume you are also constantly fucking up because you are in pain and ignore your dumb shit.
My favourite character is the righteous brothel madam who cares so much for the coomon folk while pimping teenagers to the rich.
>>221596424>>221596361they have opiates and cannabis in this world, there's no reason they couldn't alleviate her symptoms to a background pain while staying able to workmight even improve her capabilities
>>221596449>and i don't bother anyone with it.you literally just did lmao
>>221596190She makes my penor hard. Also Tywin was right, parading your whore at court is retarded and cringe.
>>221596466if reading a sentence about someone's troubles is bothersome for you, you have the mental strength of a squirrelbut then again you're a modern woman so it checks outanyway rhaenyra is a 30-40 year old woman who's went through childbirth and child death. the idea that she'd let a period ruin her political decisions is absurdly shit writing
>>221596459>Yeah bro just smoke some weed or take some heroine and then do your jobThey even adressed this with the tea, that i presumed to not be very strong and she didnt drink it anyway.its funny how some retards completely focus on this one thing and attribute the entire episode to rhaenyra having her period. what a joke. ure just here to stir shit I think
>>221596497>if reading a sentence about someone's troubles is bothersome for you, you have the mental strength of a squirrelStop being a whiny bitch. Suck it up, man. Youre tough and your pain does not ever bother you. >the idea that she'd let a period ruin her political decisions is absurdly shit writingThis is your interpretation, lmao.
Do we know what Larys did with the gold, I don't remember, sent it away?
>>221596489And yet look who is dead and who is alive.
>>221596518it is the interpretation of anyone with a brain, but then again you're a modern woman so i see the problem
>>221596519Tyland sent it to Oldtown, Casterly Rock and Iron Bank in the book.
>>221596270Go back to your room, sperg. No cgi dragon for you!
>>221596507it's the middle ages or something, it'll be fine, just get a small orphan boy to wipe you regularly or smth
Reminder that the Bracken twink cared more about Blood & Cheese than Alicent and Helena ever did.
>>221596523Tywin looks mighty comfy not seeing the shitshow D+D shat out.
>>221596556Rhaenyra forgot alsothey all kinda forgot about the beheading of a royal child in front of his mother and sister it seems, odd
>>221595988>Hapa>Socialist>Lesbian Shes Hess self insert
>>221596574so that's why he smiled.....
FOR MY BULL'S SON WAAAAAAAAAR
>writes a story where the central conflict is over taxation and trade routes>gets universally pannedbut suddenly it's ok now that le heckin dragon show is doing it? APOLOGIZE. NOW.
>>221596597I hope vhagar spergs out after Aemond is kill and just eats this dude in 1 bite
>>221596531vidrel, is Caraxes drinking my tears
>>221596601That was never the central conflict.
>>221596601This nigha didn’t retain even a smidgen of creative control so yidsney character assassinated Luke
>>221595182>>221595187wtf are you talking about dude
>>221596507well i think she's a crazy targ. and they might be making a dany connection here. apparently as far as HBO is concerned Targ rulers are all secret psychotic bitches waiting to explode.
Will the showrunners finally give up on their shitty Alicent-Rhaenyra-Daemon triangle in S4, and finally admit that the Dance is about Rhaenyra vs Aegon? I really don't see how they can make S4 watchable if they keep Aegon as a side character.
>>221596651His actor is too ugly.
>>221596629
>>221596524I am man in my mid thirties. >of anyone with a brainIts cute how you contradict yourself in your own sentence. Tell me, anon, is she acting brainless because she is on her period, or because she has no brain because woman? I will put it as simply as possible: Bleeding out of an orifice and having cramps is annoying and certainly doesnt make a shitty day better, your interpretation that its the entire basis for her bad decisions is YOUR interpretation, based on your inexperience and unfamiliarity with the matter.
>>221596675This was literally all a distraction done by Sheev. The whole prequel trilogy is about Anakin's descent into the dark side as he falls right into Sheev's hands. Its a tragedy and a character-driven story.
>>221596676you are a woman and you will never be a man, troon
>>221596524Look I hate women as much as the next anon here but we can’t let Trump get the nuclear codes.
>>221596638>as far as HBO is concerned Targ rulers are all secret psychotic bitches waiting to explode.anon discovers how some mental illnessess can lay dormant for years and then fully break out in times of stress
>>221596697True. I need a man like you to guide me. So explain to me, please, how the silly bleeding blonde bimbo shouldve played this politically. Please explain well and throughout, because you know, woman.
>>221596454she should have legitimized the Velaryon bastards, for one.she could have not mad enemies of all the merchants/burghers whoever the fuck those people were, probably not the nicest people and relatively capable because they have wealth.otherwise i think she's doing the best she can. she needs a footrub, by me, and a chance to talk about something not related to running the seven kingdoms.
>>221596651>Rhaenyra vs AegonIt was never about this, they literally never speak before she gets eaten in the book either That being said they're coming up with way more for Aegon to do in the show than in the source material
>>221596693it's still the inciting incident that jumpstarts all the events of the prequel trilogybut look, man, I was mostly just making a little joke about how HOTD is about to dive headlong into all the 'boring political shit' youtubers seethed about in TPM. no need to sperg out about it.
what did he think of Rhaenyra being cheered on by the smallfolk? after giving them food so they stopped starving from a famine she herself caused?
>>221596749Does he even care about this franchise anymore? Isn't he all about "Elden Ring"?
>>221596727Calm down, no need to get so hysterical
I wonder the cast fucks. It’s obvious Matt and Emma did and Olivia and Fabian and Olivia and Tom. Maybe Milly and Fabian. Tom and Phia probably.
>>221596749>no no no they should’ve been doing this for Helaena
>>221596768Matt doesn't fuck NBRs.
My official season 3 ranking>Ep 1: 9/10>Ep 2: 4/10>Ep 3: 7/10
>>221596806mine is >E1 : 7>E2 : 7>E3 : 8
>>221594742Why did Alipenny specifically say "men" instead of "others?" Was this another dig at muh patriarchy by that lezwench writer, Hess? It seemed unnecessarily specific. Also, for a second there, I genuinely thought the black guy was going to say, "it's cuz I'm black, isn't it?" I was preparing myself to die of cringe, luckily, it wasn't said.
>>221596806>Ep 1: 0/10>Ep 2: 0/10>Ep 3: 0/10
>>221596830really, you didn't think the battle of the gullet was worth extra points? felt like a mea culpa for ending season 2 with a goofy ass slideshow. it was really solid.
>>221596830>E3 : 8Nuts. It was a 5, at best.
>>221596851i did not give a shit about anyone in the battle of the gullet so it had no stakes for me. just a bunch of NPCs beating each other with shaky cam. i didn't give a shit>>221596855E3 was the first episode in a long long time that felt like it actually tried to portray politics in a nuanced fashion, and characterized adult Rhaenyra correctly for the first time ever
>>221596851nta but it was ruined for me with omission of Aegon and Viserys and that awful Sheepstealer friendly fire plot>>221596855Its the best episode since season 1
>>221596855I turned off ep 3 after like 15 minutes, couldn't stand how they were making Rhaenyra go turbo-retard just so the second-screen audience can't feign surprise when she gets murked at the end of this season
>>221596884>Its the best episode since season 1Lol. If you're a woman, or pretending to be one.
>>221596767>I couldnt do it bettersounds like your pain makes you also a shitty ruler and useless bitch. perhaps you were projecting all along?
>>221596601maybe he should be a better writer?
>>221596916I'm not the anon you were replying to lmao
>>221596841>Was this another dig at muh patriarchyYes, a rather blatant one at that. No other explanation.
But what makes Qarth such a great city?
>>221594742Reminder: Dreamfyre is the mother of Drogon, Rhaegal, and Viserion.
>>221596973They’ll change it to syrax
>>221596959silks, tasty spiced pastry things, child brothels...
>>221595182Are they going to remove the Shepard and make it the High Septon that does the storming?
>>221596936>im useless despite no painuh... okay.
>>221596951So powerful! Those ladies sure put them in their place. I'm literally shooting out my period everywhere with happiness at that scene!
>>221596979They already attempted but Condal later had to set the record straight in a X post.
>>221596996>Person in new managment role is not fully confident>muh bleeding vaginaderanged
>>221596981you reminded me of that /got/ meme with the thirteen and Qarth lmao. Thanks anon
>>221596967damn Alicent got btfo in this scene
>>221596973khaleesi is the mother of dragons, and do you really want to argue it? it's magic so who's to say, pretty sure dragon eggs left to chill for a hundred+ years are no longer alive, they were the catalyst for whatever kind of Valyrian juju she summoned up.
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>>221596967Does Viserys fart in this scene?
>>221597051i hope so
>>221596967why can't we just go look at the tapestriesbeing rich is supposed to be fun
I bet reddit is going nuts because she mentioned her dumb period and centered muh lived experiences of Womyn everywhere!
>>221596995You good?
>>221597080Nobody cares about it except mindbroken chuds like you
She's been fucking Lancel and Osmund Kettleblack and probably Moon Boy for all I know.
>>221597085You seem upset.
>>221597080I'll bet it's not.
Just watched the episode, I don't understand why she's freaking out being the queen, wasn't she close to her dad all those years? She should at least have an idea of how to rule. The Corlys thing is a non-issue, recognise the bastards as legitimate and move on, you have unmatched power, who will dare say something against the guy who gave you everything?
>>221596768They probably did after this.
>>221597188she sort of forgot why she wanted the throneand what to do once she got it
I'm just going to forget that this latest episode ever happened.
>>221597208monke
>>221597188they have to make her plainly bad + stupid early on bc they don't want it to come across as rushed/incoherent (cf. Dany's abrupt heelturn into abject madness) when everyone turns on her and she inevitably has to die
>>221597188Her father had a competent council. She has psychoid rogue and whore turned socialist revolutionary.
>>221597130>Nobody cares about itWomen everywhere care, that's why they made sure to mention it. Don't worry though, it's a perfectly natural occurrence and should be normalized on every show. Embrace it. Hear them roar!
>>221597233I miss this unrepentant brat so much. Would have beheaded all the greens for her, no questions asked.
>>221597275>Women everywhere care,Sorry, chuddy, you will never be a woman.
>>221594908thats women for ya
>>221597257danny's one had foreshadowing tho
>>221594912GoT went shit the second Stannis was written off
>>221597188Viserys didn't rule and his Hand did almost everything, this is one of the big problems driving the storyLegitimizing bastards when she doesn't even have a full small council yet is a bad idea and Aegon the Unworthy didn't want to do it either until he was literally about to die just because of the chaos it would inherently cause but one of the things she can't do at all is compartmentalize which is why she can't even get Hugh or Ulf basic shit
>>221597291What happened to this Rhaenyra?
>>221597315Stannis was the rightful fucking king by law too.
>>221597257Rhaenyra's face in this scene reminded me of something but it took me a while to remember what.
>>221597311Those were just ugly brown slave masters that she needed to kill for XP. She could have waited to solidify her rule at kings landing before enacting her revenge against the people who killed her sexy handmaiden.
>>221595547I really like this picture. I will save it for my own.
>>221597329She ate too many lemon cakes and turned into a emma lemondarcee
>>221597320>Legitimizing bastards when she doesn't even have a full small council yet is a bad idea and Aegon the Unworthy didn't want to do it either until he was literally about to die just because of the chaos it would inherently causeRetarded lorelet retard
>>221595922>>221595547>mfw as part of the deal where I sould out my sons to be executed they will be executed
>>221597291is she called the realm's delight because everyone has a turn with her? damn targs are gigabased10/10 would fill her tummy with my cummies
>>221596768delusional
>>221597329What would you have her do?
>>221597427What would (You) have (Me) do?
Rewatching Ulf's scenes in previous seasons, I fucking love this guy. They made Hugh into such a submissive lapdog by comparison. Ulf is like the only lowborn characted that behaves appropriately, Addam and Hugh are way too articulate.He's not even intentionally rude or disrespectful, he's just overly personable to these stuck up faggots. His scene with Jace is such a gem. The only difference between the two of you is that Baelon was ashamed of having bastards while Rhaenyra is brazen in her denial. Don't even feel bad about him being made into a pincushion. And he has to take so much shit in exchange for a fucking knighthood. That literally any knight can give out.They all deserve what's coming to them soon enough.
>>221597311lol I do not believe for one minute that there was any long-term intention there. D&D absolutely just went 'uhhhhhh fuck we gotta make it look like we planned this all along!!' and told some intern to go stitch together some clips for the pre-episode recap
Rhaenyra thought that an appropriate reward for Hugh's, Ulf's and Addam's service (they risked their lives for a very low chance to claim dragons while their bastard cousins and halfsiblings burned to death around them(not Addam I guess)) that turned the dragon balance around in her favor is to make them landless knights. So they're basically the same in station as Dunk after his status stops being questioned.
>>221597188Viserys had an actual competent and experienced counsel, as well as he himself not being a retard ( most of the time, anyway) or a warmonger.Rhaenyra has a bunch of greedy lords ( whom she just cast aside and betrayed last episode, mind you), Daemon "i love violence and crimes" argaeryen and Vagina Guevara the revolutionary as her counselors.The last sane person in the black ruling body just got humiliated and thrown under the bus by rhae rhae last episode as well ( Corlys).As made clear in GoT, getting the throne and ACTUALY ruling are two completely different things, Rhaenyra has no fucking idea how to govern.
>>221597494I would become a Dragonrider Mercenary in Essos and other far away places and have the time of life.
>>221596806>Ep 1: 6/10>Ep 2: 4/10>Ep 3: 2/10
>>221597456It was foreshadowed in the books heavily. GRR told them to do it.
>>221597439Corlys probably funneled some money to their mothers because everyone would know they are his bastards. Also in the books dragon seeds had higher status.
> IMG_XXXX.jpgkill yourself
>>221597215>>221597257>>221597272>>221597320>>221597503Well that's a shame because I kind of enjoyed the show so far, but really last episode was painful to watch, and I don't see a storyline I can get interested in.
>>221597503>Vagina GuevaraHeh
>>221597311>>221597456Dany's way more cunty in the show than in the books. She doesn't do this impersonal>and who asked you to think?Shtick very often, if at allIt also helps that we read through her inner thoughts of course but skilled writers could potray that volunerability with slight dialogue alterations. Or if she was potrayed by a competent actress she'd do something other than the sociopathic deadpan while looking across the room autistically.
>>221597534An apple a day would have kept the fat away Rhaenyra.
>Ormund episodeBased
>>221597506There's no scenario in which Rhaenyra or anyone else would let a dragon rider just leave lol>>221597503Mysaria is such an awful potrayal of the smallfolk. Like you said she's like a class concious revolutionary, but most people lifted from poverty would act like Ulf and enjoy the spoils. But nooo, even if you're a fleabottom dwelling ESL pondscum you have to be well spoken and respectful.
>>221597539>she'd do something other than the sociopathic deadpan while looking across the room autistically.But people loved that from her.
>>221596727>True. I need a man like you to guide me. So explain to me, please, how the silly bleeding blonde bimbo shouldve played this politically. Please explain well and throughout, because you know, woman.Typical woman, getting pissy over nothing.Just like a 5 minute discussion with the average voter is a perfect argument against democracy, a 5 minute talk with a modern woman is the perfect argument for young men to avoid them.
>>221597526I don't think that's ever stated. They definitely lived on the streets and had to eek out a living for themselves from a young age. They're not Jon Snow.
>>221597584I'm sure the bar reaction people loved that quite a bit
>>221597518doesn't change the fact that the show did not set it up well at all and thus came across as incredibly rushed and lazy in its justification
>>221596727I wouldn't have told the guy to shave the sheep before eating it, because obviously he was already do that, he wasn't eating the wool.
>>221597600I’m pretty sure in the books all targ bastards were called dragonseeds and if they/their mothers were smart could up jump their status simply because they were part valyrian ubermensch.
>>221597616Those people are the primary audience of HoTD as well, unfortunately.
>>221597662https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Dragonseed
I like Rahenyra because when you think about it she's kinda like Khalesi :)
>>221597718She isn't but the showrunners want that to be true.
>>221597582>I would never let you leave>Sleep wherever, idcWeird managment position. >>221597596>tries to bring up politicsSorry, I am having my period and cannot discuss these matters right now. Why dont you explain to me what, precisely, Rhaenyra should have done differently and in what typical political blunders she walked into. >young men to avoid them.Thats clearly whats happening, yes.
>>221597013It would had been a contradiction of his own fanfiction lore anyway. Targshits have three different subraces of Dragons in HOTD:>Lizard-shaped skull (Dreamfyre, Dany's dragon in GOT)>Horse-shaped skull (Syrax)>Wolf-shaped skull (Caraxes)By his own fanfiction rules Syrax cannot be the mother of Dany's dragons
>>221597656This scene confused me a bit. I thought she was referring to when her dragons eat them. Saying>They are gonna eat your sheep anyway, keep them sheared so you dont lose the woolnot that its much better or less pointless of help.
>>221597792>and in what typical political blunders she walked intoMade an enemy out of the nobility to buy 3 days of grain, with long term negative consequences such as merchants and nobles possibly not bringing their reserves to kings landing in fear of it getting confiscated before they can sell it.She could have simply asked the grain as a sign of goodwill for having supported the greens and half of the nobles would have given it to show how loyal to her they are, it would have made her position 20 times stronger, instead she made enemies for NOTHING, in fact worse than nothing, for more problems in the future.That was such a dumb, asinine political move I have no idea how her advisors allowed itAnd not legitimizing the son of her most important supporter even though his line would literally end is retarded, he has a dragon, and now all the greens need to do to get him to switch side is promise him a piece of paper.
>>221597845>how her advisors allowed itbecause they are shit.Daemon is mildly amused by it, but even says its dumb. Vagina Guevara is soaking her commie panties. The most competent advisors are the gold cloak guy who kind of perfectly encapsulates that office promotion meme and the handmaiden that suggested the Chain. But they are low and middle managment.
Monke Queen
>>221597427Rule! Bring that boy-king to heel and his mother too if needs be. And if you get so much as a whiff of treason from the rest of them: Larys, Daemon, Orwyle...
literal botting ITT, crazy
>>221594742What if Robert actually knows he’s being cucked and actually gets off on Jaime fucking his wife? Ned tries to tell and Robert reveals he knows but doesn’t want the realm to know he is a cuck with no legitimate heir.
Would you?
>her dragons... ARE PROFANE MAGIC
>>221598042>her family caused this retarded shitshow civil war and now you want us to eat rats
>>221597961HBO is unironically using ai bots to drum up online engagement for the show because the hype is DEAD but there is too much riding on its success
Is Sunfyre really dead
>>221598192no
>>221598192yes
>>221598192apparently notthey keep baiting us>he was long in the dying>spotted only sunfyre, dead and rottingbig fake-outs, dishonest storytelling
>>221598192mayhaps
>>221598192Raerae will be resistant to fire
Are the viewers supposed to care about Hugh's family.
>>221598192https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i9EyFwh09U
>>221598281most of the targs are right? daenerys was 100% invulnerable but even viserys could run his hands slowly over candleflame. unless that was a symptom of his degenerative condition.
>>221595631Dunk has single-handedly raised the GoT bar so high no one under 6 feet 11 inches can reach it
>>221598331That wasn't accurate
Dreadful in vengeanceRighteous and glorious
>>221598350No, that's a stupid GoT invention and even then it only applied to Dany.Aegon is literally a burn victim in this show man
I'm back.
>>221598042i would skip the ashtray pesto and just serve the rat with what looks like ramen noodles. rat looks pretty good.
>>221598374Fuck off Sarah
>>221598350I think Dany got burnt in ADWD but I might be misremembering
>>221598377>Aegon is literally a burn victim in this show manHe wasn't le True Dragonâ„¢
>>221597899I miss herbut glad she left just before the shit writing
>>221598042>No ratcatchersWho caught all those rats?
>>221598042A prop designer was paid to make this
>>221597503>Viserys had an actual competent and experienced counsel, as well as he himself not being a retard ( most of the time, anyway) or a warmonger.He was a weak king in weak times, he couldn't get a bunch of toddlers to obey him, simply lucky to be in tutorial mode
>>221595409typical democratic socialist. many such cases
>>221598449a bounty was levied, 2 silvers per rat
Princesses are for breeding.
Neat I get to post this one again
>>221598375STRIKE ME DOWN!AND THE STRANGER HIMSELF WILL TAKE RETRIBUTIONTHE WARRIOR'S SWORD WILL BE JUDGEMENT UPON YOU
>>221598503would you do your kingly duty anon? how many children would she bear?
>>221598503I met an autistic girl that had a boyfriend once. He brought her to the party (on her terms and it was a very friendly environment). I was introduced to her because I was standing in a doorway that she wanted to get through (I didnt notice her behind me) and she almost started to cry. The sex must be mentally exhausting.
>>221598527Five. >>221598533Yeah, I wouldn't want to deal with that.
>>221598375>>221598521This scene will somehow be comic relief
Addam of Hull is I-don't-want-it Jon x 10. Truly what the series needed and the fans desired.
It's happeningAGAIN
>>221598559This series needs more drinking. I desire more drinking.
>>221598566is that tyrion? looks like theon from the back
>>221598552The speech is too goodThere is already an edit, and its just a leak, they cannot POSSIBLY fuck it up
>>221598503shes canonically a starfish. she wont move, she wont make any sounds she wont hold eye contact. how is that good
>>221596252I don't get it. Wouldn't Daemon be able to just smell the difference between a boy and a girl after several weeks on the march without a shower?
>>221598503she ever shown her nipples on any other show?
>>221598521>the warrior himself ressurects sunfyre to help aegonfinally kino
>>221598566>Cersei blew up the vatican with all of the nobility inside in the biggest terrorist attack in history>went mad because of some bells>went mad because of her periodHBO asoiaf is an anti feminist hit piece
:3
>>221598605>canonically a starfishplease elaborate
>>221598605>how is that goodBecause I love her very much
>>221597362There are vantablack negroes guarding the Red Keep in HOTD, but Missandrei was literally from the isle of black people halfway across the world and she's still relatively pale.
>>221598639THE QUEEN OF LOVE AND BREEDING
>>221598192>Is Sunfyre really deadI cannot imagine Sunfyre being dead, but they refer to him as "rotting", so I dunno wtf else to think.
>helaena commits suicide because someone rapes her
>>221598692I think its a red herring, they keep insisting on it but there is literally a shot of Aegon hugging him in the trailer
>>221598696>The rape Helaena….it was beautiful…>Stop talking to her aemond.
>>221598692That rotting corpse is Grey Ghost
>>221598692A sickly starved wounded half dead dragon with a wing ripped off and scars all over looks like a dead rotting dragon
The bitch traitor dragon
>>221598752No she was beloved especially after she 9/11'd the sept of baelor
>>221598752lets face it this was a stupid move by greens
>>221598761Yeah I don't know why they did thatDid it even happen in F&B? I don't remember
>>221598761Not as stupid as killing all the ratcatchers.
>>221598785Yeah they did the same thing.
new thread>>221598804>>221598804>>221598804>>221598804>>221598804
BRING THE THREAD STRETCHER
>>221598752>Lets show off the rotting head of one of our wmds for all to see so they know we are not invinciblet*rgs deserved getting BOBBY'ed.
>>221598692I hate that they go out of their way to frequently hammer down that Sunfyre is in fact DEAD when it's not.
>>221598662people from naath are like show missandeionly the summer islander are really black
Rhaenyra's Bleeding Pussy Snail Trailing From The Iron Throne To Maegor's Holdfast Groyper
>>221594796jewish coded
>>221596049No, no, no!