olivia cookie editionprev >>221598804
I liked this weeks epSarah Hess does it again
>>221602694who's skull is this? and why is this bitch crying yet again?
>>221602694Should I bet on cole dying next episode?
That High Septon was pretty based just saying
>>221602727fRhaena
what goes on here?
>>221602734High Septon was based, Torrhen Manderly was based, and even Corlys was a bit based.Basedboys ate good
What would you have me do?
>>221602757Goat sex.
>>221602727a ratcatcher's. this is the scene where she fully understands the horror of the ratcatcher genocide and ratcatcher death camps
chiefin on that black pack tonight
>>221602757they chill at the beach
>>221602783>Jane Eyre(n)Bravo GRRM
>>221602694I want season 1 Alicent back!!!
>>221602757what shitskins usually do
>>221602757imagine the smell
Gawdammn
>>221602823How the fuck did they find an actress who looks so similar to Olivia Cooke? They could almost be twins.
>>221602783strange to see a ruler of the vale that is not a lunatic also, why is it a woman again - is ti always women there?
>>221602857she's pregnant with Maelor
>>221602857Nightgown-wearing princesses are for breeding.
>>221602694First half of season 1 Rhaenyra for me.
>>221602905mother of my children body type
Cersei's actress was too old and ugly.
>No Honeywine>No Bitterbridge>No first Tumbleton>No Hobert Hightower>Probably no caltrops at allAnd all this just for that shitty fDaeron twist. Are the showrunners alergic to kino or something?
>>221602939>point 5If true, then who was babby?
>>221602939Damn I got it right, they really made up fRhaena the fucking clowns.>>221602741I bet she'll start calling herself Nettles now lmaoFucking condom and hess.
>>221602953Gay
>>221602757Sunbathing in peace while laughing at the Six Cucked Kingdoms and the Targshits destroying themselves.
>>221602981Maelor
>>221602939>No romance between Aemond and AlysSo just no fun allowed then? It's all so tiresome..
>>221602727>and why is this bitch crying yet again?They really want to win the emmy
>>221602984Goofy-ass acting from this girl the entire episode. I can't tell if this is just what kids are like, but these facial expressions were so distracting.
>>221602953I’m sorry sir but it’s time for you to leave
>>221602939FUCK YOU FAGGOTS EAT THE SHIT OUT OF MY BLOODY HEMEROID RIDDEN ASSHOLEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nx-DihrspfQ
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE
>>221602694God damn, br*tish people are so fucking ugly
>>221602939having sheepstealer eat her would be funnier, slowly in stages as in pieces
>>221603100>when you're a green and it's been over a week since your last rapedont worry rapebros Bold Jon will save us next week
>>221603071SER COLE I'M WITCH
Does daemon unironically think they can conquer all those places like yi ti
>>221603125he is confusing book dragons with got/hotd dragons
Feeling quite rapey today
>>221603124she works for the eye-patched man
>>221603125He's proud and not the kind to learn, it's obvious after the stepstones.
Oh boy, glad to see Hugh Hammer's entire extended fucking family
>>221603125Daemon is high key retarded
>>221603162>show loves to make one note, men bad villains>take the one note, bad man villain and add all these contrivances to make him a good guy who has no choice????
>>221602857aegons dick is long gone... who got this hoe pregnant?
Why is Daemon such a bitch? He could just bow to Oscar and show him respect for a wise choice, without demeaning himself. Instead, he acts like a bitch and makes the "alliance" a fragile thing
>>221603185aemond? random house guard? random house tranny?
>>221603162
>>221603125He kinda forgot he could barely win a war against triarchy-backed pirates with two dragons
>>221603140>Dr. Pavel
>>221602984
>>221602971>Probably no caltrops at allThey wouldn't have had Big Jon hanging around looming conspicuously and not saying anything if they weren't going to do the Caltrops
>>221603185Probably a flashback will be shown when aegon bangs her
>>221603162Can't believe Daeron killed Hugh's brother-in-law's nephew's neighbours' rat catcher's cousin twice removed's roommate from college's dog, what an unforgivable monster!
>>221603237They just need him for the rape scene
>>221602783>no vale gfFuck
>>221602971Why bother including all of that when you can watch some fat whore lecture Rhaenyra about classism.
>>221603125I think the kind of war he's thinking about would just be flying in on dragonback incinerating everything
>>221603183No bad blacks allowed
>>221602939>episode fully focused on Aegonjust fucking give it to me already I don't wanna suffer through more rhaenicent fan fic
>>221603292Is he even a "black" though he betrays them. It feels like they don't need to whitewash him.
>>221603185Who even is this?
>>221603125book adult dragons are immune to arrows/bolts/ballista except if you hit the lottery aka the eye
>>221603125even an eye attack would not work, in a large enough dragon the brain is at the back and the eyes are far from it due to its strange skull shape, But martin is a moron.
>>221603345How did valyrions not conquer everything?
Imagine how weird a person has to be to read the dance and come out of it thinking "yeah I bet Rhaenyra and Alicent wanted to fuck". Crazy how anyone approved it.
>>221602823Gods she was hotBoth the young and old
>>221603310Not good optics having a rapist chud on your feminist hero side; even for a moment
>>221603375Too busy fucking their hot sisters
>>221603375bad writing
>>221603380>ryan condal is the guy for the job, i know and trust himbravo fatman
>>221602694why is this pic so funny lol
>>221603125Seeing as the faceless men took down valyria the last time and even the the targs were basically nobodies compared to the actual elite of valyriaNo, he’s got no shot. He would conquer quite a bit, but he’d be killed by (((falling off stairs))) pretty fast
>>221603185Where does dickless aegon meme come from?He was still trying to make a son after the dance was over in the book
>>221602823Casting department cooke(d) in season one
GRRM COME OUT AND DIE
>>221603375The gods smited them
>>221603405Incest is bad. doesn't matter if you have hot sisters.
>>221603375targs conquered the entire westeros (except dorne) in a very short time with 3 dragons. but the valyrian freehold didnt think of conquering it when they had 1000 dragons, near infinite resources and many ambitious dragon rider noble houses looking to do stuff. it makes 0 sense
>5 days until the 15th anniversary of ADWD
>>221602953is this bait to get us to post hot Cersei pics
>>221603491Hot by Westerosi standards, but she would get brutally mogged in Lys or Volantis.
>>221603481they were not interested in mere desert at the time
>tfw Rhaenyra and Alicent become the lesbian empresses of Essos
>>221602757like wtf is this? dorne is a whole ass region, not some shitty city inside dorne, also, wtf is that place meant to be to begin with? isnt sunspear, the capital of Dorne, on the coast?
>>221603491She has that very unfortunate lower jaw smirk that Keira Knightley also has
>>221603481Valyria and the Hightower and the children of the Forrest were in a sort of Cold War
>>221603533go to bed sarah
>>221603481What's the point in steamrolling noobs? Better let them reproduce to farm more slaves later
>Doesnt want her son Daeron to be murdered by Rhaenyra>Rhaenyra has a fake Daeron>Instead of playing it off, thus protecting her real son, Alicent immediately says its a fakeIs she fucking retarded? are the writers fucking retarded? why? for what purpose?
>>221603560All 3 had the power to nuke the world through secret magic
>>221603486
>>221603481Valyrians FEARED Hightower magic. Aegon's literal who granddad was kept out of the loop.
>>221603481The conclusion we came to in the last thread was "they just didn't really want to"
>>221603533but what does pic related have to do with it...
>>221603546afaik Sunspear is not only on a coast but pretty much at the tip of a sharp peninsula
>>221603577Everything about fDaeron was fucking retarded. Daeron should've just been introduced last season so he could actually be a character.
>>221603486>The last book was released during the Obama administrationJesus Christ, that fat faggot has no more excuses at this point. Just admit to the world that you gave up, George.
>>221603471Wrong, bloodmages optimized the bloodlines of the dragonriders for hot sister sex. When they stop incest they become like ordinary Westerosi (smelly and dumb and sick). Jaeharys and Alysanne (children of Aenys who was a bastard of some minstrel) were shocked when their daughter died of coof because targs didn't used to get sick.
Why are Lannisters the most aesthetic house?
fNettles
>>221603375Most of westeros was poor and barren compared to essos but they should at least try to conquer the reach and seize the westerlands goldmines
>>221603618They aren't. Targaeryens are.
>>221603486>tfw george has probably been waiting for a significant date like this to release TWOWI think the wait might be at an end.
>>221602939I had a fucking feeling they wouldnt do alys river and aemond plotline. All these moments of aemond having clear mommy issues building up to him meeting his ultimate mommy who uses that to her advantage and they decide not to go this route. so fucking stupid
>>221603481Wasn't there something about the Valyrians being scared of some prophecy that Lannister gold would be their undoing?
>>221602939>No romance between Aemond and Alyswhat the fuck is the point of her character then?
>>221603618wait a second...
>>221602783Rhea Royce and now Jeyne Arryn.Top tier Valefus.
>>221603618Kevan's looking a bit different than I remember
>>221603612>>The last book was released during the Obama administrationDuring his first term, at that.
>>221603618Book accurate Gerion Lannister
>>221602864True. Why the fuck do the Vale only have female rulers?
>>221603618>Tytos thinks he part of the squad
>>221603577She's deranged and hates all her sons. If she thinks endangering Daeron will ingratiate her to Rhaenyra and further help her and her daughters new life she will take it. Absolutely butchered character and I have no idea why the writers are trying to frame her as a good person. She started this whole process and is responsible for civil war, it's disgusting the writers think she should get off scot-free committing double treason all because she is a woman.
>>221602783I just realized that the actress is mother from raised of wolves and addam of hull is father
>>221603125Only if it's Drogon, the strongest dragon, his fire has kinetic force in it.
>>221603693They're afraid of what might happen to male heirs.
>>221603549Keira Knightley was one of the most beautiful actresses ever in her prime.s seems like you just have shit taste
>>221603750Was she into /ss/...?
>>221602694luke is icsh
>>221603750Lucky bastard. God I wish it were me.
>>221603755I do not disagree, but the whole business with her jaw is unsightly at times
>>221603750
What the fuck is this roarlet retard gonna do
>>221603782And S1/2 Rickon?
Congratulations anon! The crown has deemed to honour you for your service by naming you the new lord of Harrenhal after the tragic and untimely demise of the previous ruler!How do you ensure your line survives the curse?
>>221603782Visenya?
>>221603848impregnate everyone I can. I might die but my blood lives on.
>>221603702>all because she is a womanBut anon, it's all because of the acts of >men...
>>221603848
>>221603848Tear it down and build a castle that's actually practical to use
>>221602694Top ten favourite characters? I'll start.1. Aegon2. Aemond3. Larys4. Otto5. Daemon6. Viserys7. Ormund8. Tyland9. Jace10. Ulf
>>221603848Live right outside it, maybe that'll work. Just never go in.
>>221603848Two words: land reforms
>>221603886the ratcatcher dog is the best character
>>221603848I go embrace the gothic vibe and go full Dracula. Become the creepiest lord in the 7 kingdoms. It didn't work for the Lothstons, but I'm built different.
>>221603625trvke
>>221602857This is Helaena and Alicent.
>>221603140Was being stabbed in the arsehole part of your plan?
>>221603848rape alicent
lets face it, targaryen women are massive sluts
>>221603491
>>221603625They look like faggot femboys
>>221603957>lets face it, targaryen women are massive slutsKing Jaehaerys's dying words.
>>221603987Based.
Which Targ girl canonically has big tits?
Green army recruitment footage leakedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpQveRzD3sQ
>>221603932Which show(s) used the 4 legged dragon sigil that caused GRRM to sperg out again?
>>221603953honestly the most rapeable character. Rhaenyra would be either too pained or too willing. Alicent is the only one
>>221604012Rhaenyra, actually.
>>221602936monke
>>221604000>"She always was"
>>221603890>Lord anon gets murder/raped by banditsA pity
>>221604018What was she thinking at this moment...?
>>221604012Alysanne.
Aemond/Alys is going to be so creepy i hope he hallucinates he’s having sex with Alicent while he’s doing her
>>221604061>T-this is different from the erotic novels!
It’s Phias last season btw
>>221602953She's supposed to be able to pass as Jamie if she crossdressed
>>221604000Bee Boys always getting up in that sweet honeysuckle, absolute rascals
>>221604105which makes no sense as jaime is said to be muscular......
>>221602718My favorite part was Alicent saying "You are blaming me for what *men* have done." Go off Queen, literally.
>>221604105Nah, she's not masculine at all, that's something only she thinks because it worked when she was like 12
>>221604000damn which Sara broke GRRM’s heart?
>>221604051the curse strikes again, very sad
>>221604105Neds cock could have fixed them
I haven’t seen any 3rd season episode yet but I’m going to assume Colechads stay winning.
>>221604000Laenor son 50 points ahead of Saera daughter right now.
>>221604105That was only when they were children.
>>221604169Ned's cock tried but failed. Cersei needs Rhaegar, or failing that, Taena.
>>221602694Phia is hot but also it often feels like shes in a different showRemember when her kids died? Remember how she has a dragon?Remember how she can see the future?
>s2e7 shows that Rhaneyra could fit into the nostril of the dragon easily>then in the next scene the head of the dragon is about 10 people long max>a zoomed out view then shows that a human isn't even one tooth of the dragon>somehow we are supposed to believe that one fire breath from a fucking city sized dragon can burn only a slight area front of it, and not the entire fucking cave>then the dragon is this pic related size againI'm so tired of this kind of trickery in television and movies. Keep it fucking consistent.
>>221604211That’s purposely done. If she goes mad then people will feel sorry for her and we can’t have any nice characters on team green.
>>221604172He tells a Hightower to fuck off for saying their troops shouldn't rape.
>>221604172>>221604239>Betrays his queen>Starts saying rape is okay>Starts killing whoever he wants because he canWhat a slippery slope
gwayne shouldnt be anti-rape, hes on team green and from house hightower. hes a contrarian
>>221603840season 1 rickon is icsh
>>221603854young girl visenya is iclh
>>221602953this
>>221604172>Started as a /r9k/ incel>Currently he is an /adv/ doomer>Soon to be a /pol/ schizoWeird developement, still /our/ guy
>>221603823Why do we rarely see this guy in battle?
>>221603707
>>221604000Aella of asoiaf
>>221604227She doesnt have to go crazy but she could do...something I guess? But i guess its hard to see how she would be different if her kids weren't murdered, or if she didnt have a dragon, or if she couldn't see the future. Don't really know what she wants or what her values are.
>>221604211she has one of the largest dragons in the world and spends most of her time in the show playing with bugswhat a fucking waste, we've had like 3 seconds of dreamfyre across 3 seasons
>>221604033Big tits because she got fat and ugly, not at her peak.
>>221603491that bitch isn't hot, and she can't act.
>>221604346World would be 100% better off without the @whatever podcast and no one would mourn if that studio was firebombed into ashes right now
>>221604239Seems a bit catastrophic for a military commander to have a nihilistic breakdown.
>>221604349That’s on purpose. They don’t want anyone to get interested in the nice princess the small folk love. She has to want to be alone with her bugs. The small folk have to throw things at her. She has to be spacey and slow. We don’t want sympathies for her. Only Alicent.
>I need a dragon that makes me go "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" constantly
>>221603848marriage & creampies every night
>>221603649sorcerers of the Valyrian Freehold foretold in an ancient text that the gold of Casterly Rock would be their destruction.
i miss vaemond
>>221602757Jaime and Bronn's wacky sex adventure
>>221604432It's okay his spirit possessed Corlys this episode.
>>221604239>>221604275>>221604329Sounds based enough to me
>>221604432He’s watching his brother from below
>>221604417Her jawline reminds me of Peter Steele so much
>>221604432
>>221604331He doesn't like to stick his neck out.
>>221602939omg, not Hugh's brother in law!
>>221604275>Betrays his queenGuess I can’t post this anymore
>>221604486it's not just the jawline, look at her brow compared to Peter Steele. Also the cheekbones.polchuds always say "MANJAW" but it's not about the jaw at all really
>>221604487
>>221602905Mistycodec Kaley on insta. No nudes or OF that I could find.
How badly is the state of Harrenhal? What's so good about it so many lords seem interested in holding it?
>>221604486Imagine the suction tho, neckfu too
>>221603693>do the Vale only have female rulers?its males except for the 2 we have seen in got an hotd
This guy is an earth rocker 100%
>>221604527See the discussion last thread.
>>221604514They seriously have to be related in some way, right?
>>221604105God I wish I was Lancel Lannister
>>221604531A difficult to siege fort in a place that can overlook a chokepoint. It doesn't really make sense but GRRM worldbuilding doesnt always make sense
>>221604538Is that Big Justice?
>>221604486Miss him.
>>221603491Headey looks better as a brunette and was unfortunately miscast, her Cersei is far too restrained
>Your Grace... it is regarding Rhaenyra. She was recently spotted at some sort of... frontier market outside the walls of Springfield. My scouts tell me it's known as a "Feed and Seed", owned by a proprietor known as "Sneed.">What queer names these Springfieldians have! But Otto, I do not see the->That's not all, Your Grace. Apparently this shop changed hands quite recently, shortly after your daughter had her... shall we say... dalliance. I am sorry to admit that it was formerly owned by a sordid sort... named Chuck.>...Chuck's Feed and Seed? Speak plainly, Otto.
>>221602823God imagine if we got larys feet scenes with young alicent
>>221604547Link?
>>221604592
>>221604592kek
>>221604566You mean second-fiddle to Jaime? Also he was probably getting raped.
>>221604172He hasn't been in it much, which is winning in its own twisted way.
>>221603881You're not going to be able to tear it down lmao
>>221604021obviously got
>>221604599>>221598804
>>221604626>playfully hits his own brother in the head with a mace
>>221603848Live in King's Landing and have a castellan deal with all the tedium on site
>>221604579But I thought GRRM was a master at worldbuilding.
Haven't watch ep3 yet. Worth going downstairs to watch it on the TV with some snackies or should I watch it on the PC?
>>221604654(me)I'm retardedSee 221600228
>>221604275There is zero (0) evidence that that soldier was raping!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ymx9IAjmXYIT'S UP
>>221604592Stop sneeding, ser!
>>221604752Why do people watch these?
>>2216038861. Rhaenyra2. Allicent3. Helaena. 4. Mysaria5. Baela6. Rhaena7. Jaehaera 8. Rhaenys9. Jeyne Arryn10. Alysanne ...POWERGAP...9999. Nettles.
>>221603618Unironically it's the Hightowers>Richest>most cultured>oldest>Oldtown is the center of faith and learning>look to the rest of the realm like they are peasants>deal with magic shit behind the scenes without being autistic retardsIf you're born in Oldtown, you've won at life. Lannisters are like if you gave millions of dollars to a nigger.
>>221604752buy ads
>>221604810Hey Hess
>>221603455>Where does dickless aegon meme come from?In the show Aegon explicitly says that his cock "popped like an overripe sausage" from the burning.
>>221604752You know what's up? My cock.
>>221604814I keep seeing women talking about how badly they want this guy to fuck them. Is he really that handsome?
>>221604814>Lannisters are like if you gave millions of dollars to a nigger.I mean, that makes sense, the family are descended from a con artist
>>221604752i feel like i have to mention that i often feel an intense dislike towards women
>>221604814So why weren't they super important in GoT?
>>221604867Because George is yet to get off his fat ass and write the last 2 books
>>221604887>Because George is yet to get off his fat assHe's busy having fun
>>221604867Because they're conspiring with the (((Maesters))) but George never finished the books so D&D didn't bother adapting it.
>>221604867Their family lost all kind of political relevance after the dance. They are still rich tho and their current head is a mage.
>>221604867Why interupt your rivals when they are killing each other
>>221604918But they don't rule one of the seven kingdoms like the other ones. How can they be a Great House?
>>221604867because they are currently ruled by a shut-in lord who reads ancient magic scrolls all day
>>221604932Because nobody respects the Tyrells
>>221604932Money I guess, they have a massive fleet and magic.
Apparently the sister of the jaehaera from last season is the new jaehaera
>>221604849I think it's the whole package not just his face. His rich armour, his mannerism, swagger, style and voice. He commands every scene he's in.
>>221604849he has aura which is more attractive to womenfolk than man's face itself. If he was socially awkward stuttering incel they would call him ugly
>>221604932You don't need to rule a kingdom for your house to be powerful and influential.
>>221604918>Their family lost all kind of political relevance after the dance.This isn't true at all. They are still the second most powerful house in the reach, and the second richest after the Lannisters. The house that really fell off after Dance was the Velaryons. >No more dragons so dragon blood has no more benefit>no Targaryen king ever married a Velaryon again after Aegon III>all their money lost rebuilding High Tide>relegated to Stannis' bannermen in ASOIAF and spoken in the same breath as House Celtigar and House Bar Emmon
which book is the best for the first time reader?
>>221604997Winds
>>221604997A clash of swords and then a feast for thrones
>>221604640God I wish I was Lancel Lannister.
>>221604849same with daemon and aerion in dunk. i just dont see it. normies often call ugly nonwhite actors hot but i just assume its pandering and lies, but now they also lust after weird looking white men
>>221604991Yes they are super rich but politically irrelevant, Their lords focused on important shit instead of forcing a random member on the throne for no reason like Otto and his brother.
>Velaryon's after the Dance become a lame minor house >Targs reduced to one girl who can't have kids>Hightowers still strong and rich, Margaery having Hightower blood from her mothers sideGreens won.
>>221604918>Their family lost all kind of political relevance after the danceLol no, they are arguably much stronger after the Dance, they just don't deal with pointless shit. >>221604932Because they don't need to. They are like the Medici family at their peak power. Small but literally everything was happening in Florence and through their wealth they basically controlled European politics all the same. Hightowers are kinda like that. They don't need the throne when they basically have huge influence over everything. In fact, vying for the throne instead of pulling the strings behind the scene is retarded. And they don't give a shit about the Tyrells, as the other anon said - nobody gives a shit about the Tyrells in the Reach.
>>221604991Funny how a literally murder hobo conman bastard is more powerful than the Velaryons now
>>221604997ADWD.But only read the POV chapters of fan favourite characters Tyrion, Dany, and Jon. They're fan favourites because they have the best chapters.
>>221605025In daemons case its strictly because he’s on team black. If he was playing aegon they’d call him inbred
>>221605052>>Targs reduced to one girl who can't have kidsAccording to the woman who tried to murder her
Dinklage should've spoken normally as Tyrion instead of using a shitty fake accent.
>>221605033>but politically irrelevantThe fact that they barely show up in ASOIAF is a plot point. Does it ever occur to you that there may be a reason they are never mentioned among the Tyrell bannermen despite the fact we frequently hear about the Tarlys, the Florents, the Redwynes, and the Fossoways?
>>221605070According to a witch who cursed her pussy. If she could get pregnant she would after all the sex she had with Daario.
>>221604997I mean if you go by the main timeline games its best to start at the beginning
>it's been 26 years since ASOS was released and we are still waiting for the sequel
>>221605088Because Leyton doesn't care about that shit as he is preparing for apocalypse.
>>221604592>He’s lying father! There was never a Charles or Chuck in proprietorship of that establishment.
>>221604997Read the main series in order dumbass, start with A Game of Thrones
>>221605100I don't get it
>>221605100why is sansa smiling?
>>221605070She's been having plenty of unprotected sex with Daario, Hizdahr, and probably Moon boy too for all we know. Basically every man east of the narrow sea except for Jorah has squirted a load inside her and yet her womb hasn't quickened. At this point we can be pretty confident that the dark magic abortion haunted her pussy for good.
>>221604997i read clash of kings first just because it was getting passed around the ship on a deployment, the show was years away and it was still a good read despite knowing nothing about the series at all. it did a good job of explaining the past anyways, and then i read game of thrones as kind of a prequel.
>>221604592absolute kek
WaitIs Rahenyra shutting down Haelena the first conversation we ever see Rahenyra have with one of her siblings?
>>221604867>First men monkeys, Lannister rats and T*rgshits tearing each other apartEverything is going their way.>>221604932The Reach is by far the most powerful of the 7 kingdoms, and many of the Tyrells' bannermen are strong enough to rival their overlord. The Hightowers additionally have incredibly soft power due to the Citadel and the Starry Sept both being in oldtown, giving the Hightowers influence over the maesters and the faith.
>>221605110Literally a generation since the first book. More time has passed between now and ADWD than GOT and ADWD
>>221605033>but politically irrelevantUnironically they are the most relevant house (Yes, even above the Targaryens and the Baratheons) in terms of lore. You just think they aren't because they are a background player in the first 5 books. But the center of learning and faith (arguably two of the most powerful institutions in the realm) is in Oldtown and Oldtown is the richest and most advanced city in the entire kingdom. So realistically they are "stronger" than the ruling house, they just keep to themselves because they are autistic and look down on the rest of the realm, I guess.
>>221604814>>221604854Lann the clever is just a silly fellow and is up there in the pantheon of the age of heroes.
>>221605115He's conspiring with the ((Maesters)) and the ((Faceless Men))
I've never read the current books and never will. I'll just jump straight into the next one if it ever gets released.
>>221605126i didn't know that all of the 5 books were only about the got plot ok-kay? that's a lot of reading
>>221604867Don’t want to stick their neck out as much as before
How come there's not a single track in HOTD as memorable as Dunks theme?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TqzulMw4d0the closest thing I can think of is the greens theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhYZpTCyz3wand Vhagar taking flighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jhtXecCjEAbut that was WAY back in Season 1Did they fire all the composers or something? did Aegon hang them too?
>>221602718she was very convincing playing her female character
>>221605143>finishes targshits for goodalmost unthinkably based
>>221605200fAgeon?
>>221602864Grrm makes copies of his characters across time with variation. Helps deal with the fact that there is a million of them. There is a bunch of Robert repeats as well.
>>221605212Not a targ
>>221605189The Lord of the Rings (all three volumes combined): ~481,000 wordsReleased A Song of Ice and Fire novels (the first five books):A Game of Thrones – ~298,000A Clash of Kings – ~326,000A Storm of Swords – ~424,000A Feast for Crows – ~300,000A Dance with Dragons – ~422,000Total for the five released ASOIAF novels: ~1,770,000 words or 3.7 Lord of the Rings trilogies.
>>221605229Blackfyres are Targs
>>221605192KINGMAKER is awesome >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xITuEhJMCKU
>>221605230Funny how the total wordcount for each book is individually lower than all the dialogue in Disco Elysium
>My hot wife, Amerei Frey
>>221605090>>221605143She also suddenly starts bleeding heavily in the wilds in her last chapter in Dance, noting she can't remember her last period
>>221603209Well from I understand when they conquered the 7 kingdoms all 3 dragons were vhagar sized. Plus the 7 kingdoms didn't really have experience Fighting them...so it all happened kinda fast and after Harrenhall...the Lords mostly threw in the towel. Dorne said no and actually killed one ...maybe that had dealings with Valyria of old? also it probably would work if they went full scorched on a like half of essos.....but of course only Daemon would get behind something like that ...
Why are there so many trans actors in this show
>>221605277You know why
>>221605262No wonder Lancel bailed
>>221605192The song that plays when aegon getsCarried to his room and when viserys walks is incredible.
>>221605245Why do they call him kingmaker in the show when he doesn't actually make anyone king?
>>221605315Book retcon hangovers
>>221605315Writers butchered source material and are retarded as well who knew
>Get a chance to raise up to nobility>You have to marry a FreyDo you take the deal anon?
>>221602694Look how they massacred our girl.
Darth Chungus
>>221605178>Open winds of winter>Who the fuck is this Aegon guy>Victarion who?>Why is Leyton Hightower dropping a mecha from oldtown to fight Euron's pet Chtulhu>Cat is still alive!?!?!?!
>>221605345Yeah, why not. Gatehouse amy seems nice enough
>>221604752>they dont even have the common decency to "accidentally" show their feet while they are watching showspathetic
>>221605345Yes.
>>221605270>maybe that had dealings with Valyria of old?Dorne's full of Rhoynar people and they managed to kill 3 dragons during the war against Volantis. Then Valyria chimped out and sent 300 dragons.
>>221605345Edmure's wife is nice
>>221605345Most definitely
>>221602939>no dragons fire in her bellyTake the writers out back and shoot them.
>>221604679worth
>>221602757Monkey shines.
>>221605346Gods the hairstyling was on point then
I hope Petyr actually wins in the end.
>>221604275What queen pussy does to a mother fucker
>>221605407>>221605471
>>221605477George you’re breaking my heart
>>221605345Kind of rolling the dice on if you get one of the hot ones, fat ones or ugly ones.
>>221604918>lost all kind of political relevancecontrol the trade in the southcontrol the maestersbasically rule the Reach through the Queen of Thorns, meaning they control the entire food economy of Westerosuntouched army so farlargest cavalry and fleetIt's over bros.
>>221605471I could have fixed Lysa
>>221605345>50/50 chance to get a hot wife>100% chance you'll never want for money again
>>221605514>basically rule the Reach through the Queen of ThornsShe's a (((Redwyne)))
>>221605471lmao. We need MOAR edits
>>221605496Nothing stopping you from cheating on them, just have to pump out a couple of heirs
>>221605520Then why didn't Robb accept it?
>>221603750Vhagar was complicit in that crime.
>>221605520Also a 50/50 chance if Black Walder is fucking her or not.
>>221605515No you couldn’t
>>221605528Yes, but Mace is married to the Hightowers and through him the Hightowers basically have the Reach
>>221605585Honour
>>221605056i cant tell if you talk about tywin or bronn or someone else entirely
>>221605585Love is the bane of honor, the death of duty. What is honor compared to a woman's love? What is duty against the feel of a newborn son in your arms?
>>221605277>>221605304which actorsess are trans exactly
>>221605585his mother was a dumb whore with a fat ass
>>221605593Maybe that's why she took a immediately liking to boy Aemond. Visenya strikes again.
>>221605650maybe in the books
>>221604012Shiera
>>221605649Two.
>>221605622Aurane Waters
>>221605609Olenna makes the calls, Mace has no balls even if in the books he is more shrewd.
>>221605345Gibe Alyx Frey wife
>>221605056well he is half velaryon
>>221605659*mayhaps
>>221605585He was a dumb cunt. Couldn't sacrifice his personal honour for the greater good. Fucking shit King material.
>>221605665>cersei gave him a fleet because he was hot>he used the fleet to become a pirate lordHe's just having the time of his life, that guy
>>221605703Still better King material than Renly.
>>221605585Same problem Ned hadtoo much honor, not enough pragmatismShould've married Roslyn, fucked the volantis whore on the side if he wanted it so bad
>>221605723Renly would have easily won, and won fairly cleanly, if it weren't for black magick bullshite
>>221605723Both failed in their war, doesnt matter who was better
>>221605649fake daeron actress is gtb (girl-to-boy or ftm) trans according to an anon last week
>>221605192The HOTD themes are all composed around the emotions of epic, scary, big fight, trechery, etc. All very emotionally samey.the DUNK soundtracks are composed around emotions like serenity, humbleness, adventure, heroism, unknown danger. the sound of it is just all together much more varied, and tells a far more interesting story through the music alonehttps://youtu.be/oehleaz0acU
Out of all the Walder wives Bethany Rosby seems to have given him the best kids>Perwyn is a decent knight, trusted enough to help guard Cat when she sees Renly and Stannis and intentionally kept out of the Red Wedding>Willamen is a maester>Olyvar was a devoted squire to Robb, also intentionally kept out of the red wedding>Roslin Only one of them Benfrey seems like a prick and he dies at the wedding.
>>221605737Renly could've won even easier if he just joined forces with Stannis and became his heir. Selyse is barren anyway.
>>221605345yes and i would chose one of the fugly ones because shes most likely a freak in bed and i wont have to worry about her cheating
>>221605723YOU TAKE THAT BACK!>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NLJUs_ta6U
>>221605737Honestly it felt like he was the most reasonable option. Didn't even have problem with the starks being independent. It sucks how early he was killed off.
AAAAAAAAAHHHH
>>221605725>volantis whoreHow is Jeyne Westerling from Volantis?
>kneel
>>221605785Why is he so angry? Is it because Daeron won't rape?
>>221604275He wasn't fucking Alicent when Viserys died so he could've stolen the crown and fucked off to Dragonstone to give it to Rhaenyra and swear loyalty to her, maybe even get back his status as her bull much to Daemon's chagrin.The man must've been really angry to pass over the opportunity.
why dont you undisciplned faggots bake a new bread when we hit 300 posts?
>>221605785>>221605811He dishonored the greens by not raping
>>221605776Don't be so sure.
>>221605768I unironically loved the jazz intro to the final episodeFuck... Dunk was KINO from the very first to the very last minutethe flashback was too long, but thats about the only complaint I have
>>221603481The rest of the world isn't a easy place to do that, it's a really inhospitable place with actual eldritch horrors.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4J16GzUJ28
>>221605783>Didn't even have problem with the starks being independentIt was more like King at home Lord abroad situation. A King in the North but not of the Nort etc. Also Robb definitely would have lost the Riverlands. Northern independence was a pipe dream anyway. Totally screwed without southern support in Winter
>>221605811he heard about gwayne holding anti-rape views
>>221605799I'm mixing the books with the show, my bad
>>221605811>>221605827The fuck you just say?
>>221605771Doubt it, Reach support was contingent on him being the king, him taking a second fiddle position would have very likely seen their support rapidly dry up meaning that the Stannis/Renly team up is scarcely stronger than before>>221605783Did he accept Northern independence? I can't remember. The issue with Renly, I suppose, is that he's completely breaking inheritance laws thereby causing a civil war upon the death of every monarch now and likely the end to the unified kingdom
>>221605649Fake Daeron was born as a woman and is now a "boy/man"Pirate Lohar was born as a man and is now a "woman"
>>221605664Which ones>>221605757what does the actoress say
>>221605746Bobby was based beyond comparison
>>221605836>Fucked his grandfathers 7th wifeWhy are Frey men such degens
>>221605873>Doubt it, Reach support was contingent on him being the kingLoras wouldn't have let House Tyrell betray Renly, and Stannis would've named Renly his heir.
>>221604105When they were 5
>>221605873Book Renly doesn’t. He says Robb can name himself King in Winterfell but he’ll still have to pay homage to him.
>>221605873The Reach are practical people, if they got a read on Stannis they'd know he'd stick to a deal where Renly was the heir (and so Margaery's kind would also be heir). There could still be shenanigans with Melisandre, but that could be something that could be worked out after the Lannisters were taken care of.
>>221605857Yeah it was more like a "French King rules of England King" situation. The Hundred Years War was about that. But still, they would've been more independent than before.>>221605873True but Renly likely wanted to maintain good relations with the starks like with robert and ned. And you can't really blame him for disliking Stannis considering what a prick he was. Stannis wouldn't have been a great king.
>>221605873In the both I think Renly was looking for a sort of Dorne-like deal. Robb still calls himself king of the north and basically does his own thing but has to pay taxes and swear fealty. In the show he just agrees.
>>221603491>Carice was originally considered to be CerseiWould it work better? Her melly is iconic, she has the voice and the goth face
>>221605909Loras isn't the heir, and the haggling over Stannis' heir would have poisoned any alliance, especially as he's unpleasant and married to a Florent. >>221605928Eh, some sort of looser vassalage autonomy I suppose
>>221605895just checked, both correct. imho lohar actoress did a good job
>>221605857>Northern independence was a pipe dream anyway.Was it? All Robb needed to do was keep his dick in his pants.
>>221605857>Northern independence was a pipe dream anywayNah, it was completely viable, without dragons conquering the whole mass of land and occupying all the key settlements is a joke
>>221605967>imho lohar actoress did a good jobLohar actor is some kind of influencer or youtuber? Pretty sure thats why they are in the show
Why didn’t Rhaenyra rape Daeron and will this be a later plot point?
>>221605851TargARYANS
Cole is going to die in a couple episodes, but it has been so long since he has done something significant, that it will be hard to care one way or another.
>>221605966>Loras isn't the heirBut he has a great deal of influence over his family. Remember the only reason there ever was a Renly/Tyrell agreement was because of Loras. >and the haggling over Stannis' heir would have poisoned any alliancThere's no haggling. Stannis said he would make Renly his heir.
>>221605987They also got money from the British government for glowy nudge shit
>>221605873>Did he accept Northern independence?He gives them the same kind of deal Dorne got. He's also less friendly in the book, more jaded and arrogant but you have to remember D&D loved him and said they'd want him as king out of anyone, so clearly they fluffed him up a bit to make you like him more and like Stannis less.
>>221605964Cersei didn’t get naked as much as the red bitch did. Carice was perfect.
>>221605471They did all that work and could just use the paintbucket to change her hair
>>221605967>>221605987He's a youtuber called Philosophy Tube. You probably recognise him even if you've never watched one of his videos. He's a massive lib and a notorious sex pest.Genuinely insane casting - in a bad way.
>>221606018>glowy nudge shitThey got money from the British goverment for encouraging young males to commit terrorist attacks?
>>221606009Fair enough with Loras.>There's no haggling. Stannis said he would make Renly his heir.Haggling from the Reach end, they'd try to extract further concessions upon their new, worse position, and Stannis is a tedious prick
>>221605931>And you can't really blame him for disliking Stannis considering what a prick he was. Stannis wouldn't have been a great king.Fucking this. I liked Stannis on the show but when I started reading the books it had the opposite effects. I'm surprised people love that hypocrite.
she is going to have an estate sale to feed her people kek
>>221606050He’s fair and principled actually.
>>221605973>>221605986How so? Even without the twins he had lost Winterfell to the Ironborn and the Tyrells had just joined up with the crown, plus lost the Karstarks, and the Vale refused to join the war.
>>221606026>so clearly they fluffed him up a bit"I think that was Loras' job"
>>221603661To tell Daemon to tell Rhaenyra that she is the chosen one.
>>221606072That's what I was waiting for.
>>221606049Does Stannis know Renly is gay?
>>221606043never heard of this person before and liked the performance. when checking I was also surprised, was only in 2 episodes.
>>221606057What if she finds her dads lego-set of old Valyaria?
>>221606043>and a notorious sex pest.Wait, so not only did he skinwalk Contrapoints, he also skinwalked his crimes? What commitment to the bit, impressive>>221606048No, from what I recall it was for pro Covid measures shilling and maybe something to do with chud deradicalisation, for all their alleged rebelling Breadtube were literally agents of the state
>>221602939Only 2 sounds good. God I hate they pushed this fucking lesbo romance.
>>221603661Either George didn't tell Ryan what the deal with Alys was, George had no idea, or Ryan refused to adapt it. The Alys Rivers x Daemon connection is more significant in the show than her connection with Aemond will be, which feels ridiculous.
>>221606050I'm not saying Stannis is the worst. But not as great of a king as Renly would've been. I understand why people like him.
>>221606050>I liked Stannis on the show but when I started reading the books it had the opposite effectsWdym Stannis is way better in the books? Steals every scene he is in. >"Every man shall reap what he has sown, from the highest lord to the lowest gutter rat. And some will lose more than the tips off their fingers, I promise you. They have made my kingdom bleed, and I do not forget that."
>>221606093>Does Stannis know Renly is gay?Yes. He once made a remark that some girl will forever remain a virgin in his bed.
>>221605964maybe it was more of the role, but I feel carice was more limited with her facial expressions. lena heady played the smug overconfidence perfectly. red witch in direct comparison is much more stiff and im not sure the couldve done the enraged lioness well after all. maybe.
>>221606050Can I ask why? I've not read them and don't really feel compelled to read an unfinished series. What makes book Stannis worse?
>>221606065Robb had a shot at defeating the Lannister forces in the field, and then holding a line somewhere in the Riverlands or even the Neck that prevented any interference as they took back the North. Remember that the King in da Norf's war goal was for the North to be an independent kingdom, not to take King's Landing or rule any other kingdom. They might get the Riverlands on side, possibly the Vale after they had another success.
George, if you’re not going to give the next book, at least bake us the new thread.
>>221606065I mean it was viable from the first declaration, human errors subsequently occurred leading to unforeseen consequences. But even the Iron Born seizing Winterfell doesn't matter much, they'd have got pushed out with their tiny garrisoning force, and the Karstarks are one rebelling, or more accurately non cooperating, house. They can hold the Neck and push forces off of the coast basically indefinitely while pulling a Russia/Napoleon gambit
>>221606098I suppose Old Valyria is off the table.
>>221606063>>221606136He claims he's all about upholding the laws and customs of the Kingdom but adopts a foreign goat fucker religion and betrays his forefathers. He pretends to respects marriage vows but cheats on his wife as soon as it's convenient for him to do so. He's fine to use evil demon blood magic to murder his brother and hides it because he coverts Renlys army. This was the plan since Dragonstone if you read between the lines. No Stannis is a dishonourable cunt if you take the blinders off. Ned Stark would be horrified at his actions.
>>221606154The vale would probably offer to join if they lived long enough for Lysa to die, and then Littlefinger probably pull some offer of giving his aid for a marriage to Cat or something.
>>221606146Why are you here then if you didn't read them?
>>221606123>But not as great of a king as Renly would've been.You can't seriously believe this. Basically everybody that is impartial comments on how he would have been an awful King. The King of Spring Cat calls him. Donal Noye calls him Copper - pretty but worthless. He spends his time holding tourneys and banqueting up the Rose Road instead of fighting a war. Cat:>This is madness. Real enemies on every side and half the realm in flames, and Renly sits here playing at war like a boy with his first wooden sword.Queen of Thornes: >He knew how to dress and he knew how to smile and he knew how to bathe, and somehow he got the notion that this made him fit to be king.Maester Cressen:>"Look at me!" he would shout as he ran laughing through the halls of Storm's End. "Look at me, I'm a dragon," or "Look at me, I'm a wizard," or "Look at me, look at me, I'm the rain god." The bold little boy with wild black hair and laughing eyes was a man grown now, one-and-twenty, and still he played his games. "Look at me, I'm a king"
as of the lastest episode I'd like to remind you that rhaenyra has only 6 months left to live
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>>221606198Cause this is /tv/ not /lit/, duh.
>>221606065>Even without the twins he had lost Winterfell to the IronbornThe Ironborn couldn't hold it. They couldn't hold any part of the North. The Ironborn problem is an inconvenience, not an existential issue for the North.
>>221606197He just had to do it before the Reach was fully mobilized or integrated into a Lannister host. It's not a slam dunk but Robb did have a decent shot.
>>221606208I blame this bitch and monke for pushing the gay angle on Rhaenyra and Alicent.
>>221606190>He pretends to respects marriage vows but cheats on his wife as soon as it's convenient for him to do so.Okay but your showfaggotry is showing. This never even happened in the books, and Stannis can only speculate as to what truly happened to Renly (though he is guilt-ridden over it).
>>221606154The King's war goal was killing Joffrey and rescuing his sisters. You're describing the Norfern Lords' goal.
>>221606113>Wait, so not only did he skinwalk Contrapoints, he also skinwalked his crimes?Contrapoints is actually the person he sexpested against, funnily enough.
>>221606251Holy kino
>>221606190>He claims he's all about upholding the laws and customs of the Kingdom but adopts a foreign goat fucker religion and betrays his forefathers.>"I stopped believing in gods the day I saw the Windproud break up across the bay... In King's Landing, the High Septon would prattle at me of how all justice and goodness flowed from the Seven, but all I ever saw of either was made by men."
>>221606247They thought they could negotiate for that after establishing facts on the ground. If the Lannisters did execute Sansa, then the Northern host would have had a much easier time just holding the North. And also this action would result in a permanent rift between the North and the other kingdoms. If they could convince the Lannisters that it wouldn't be possible to defeat Robb's army and take back the North in a timely manner, they could figure out a way to return Sansa while saving face. Maybe they manage to wrangle Joffrey to release her and put the blame on someone else for keeping her captive to begin with. It was a delicate situation but Robb and the Northerners had a good chance at winning their goals.
>>221606382If only Joffrey wasn't such a retard
