>here's that Greek warrior I was telling you about
>>221611265why did you make like 4 threads about this in 5 minutes
>>221611278I didn't lol. This is the only one I made
>>221611278Because he suffers from Tranny Derangement Syndrome
I don't even understand why Nolan would ruin immersion in a mega blockbuster for a side character like this? I mean I get he has his actors and actresses he likes, and he goes to them over and over. But nobody looks at this and sees a man, yet a long a fierce Greek warrior. Her role is enough for me to never watch this movie. It's embarrassing.
>Does your daddy know you are wearing his suit?
>>221611354Having a troon is more believable in greek society than the other things they put in
Bane?
>if your lawyers pants look like this youre going to jail
>>221611265like a little kid wearing one of daddy's suits
>>221611378They fucked boys (and still do). They had a bunch of fags and slapped cheeks. But they didn't send effeminate males or females to battle.
>Elliot Page is 5 feet 1 inch (1.55 meters) tall.
Do you think she chopped off her clit and installed benis.exe?
>>221611265oh shit, I thought that was a male basketball player.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jhHIOLgGR5c&pp=0gcJCUwLAYcqIYzv&ra=m
>>221611419She must've given that height as a man, cuz it definitely starts with a 4. She's fucking tiny man. Maybe 90 pounds soaking wet.
>>221611265 Why is Page so bad at acting like a man? Isn't this person a professional actor?
why is she walking around like shes holding in a massive turd
>>221611265damn, >he looks like a little boy wearing his father's clothes
>>221611265Why would she do this to herself? She was so cute before. How much better can life be as a 5'1" man with no muscle, no cock, a weak voice, and narrow shoulders?
>>221611265It cute
Any man would feel immense shame walking beside a handsome giant who towered over him. That it was biz as usual shows her gender. I'm 5-11 and I'd feel mortified walking out beside that beast.
>>221611265Do the late night shows all treat her like a guy and call her "Elliot"?
>>221611265Kek is real
>>221612811Di Nero is gonna want his shoes back, pal.
>>221612691Of course she has to walk around with a 7 ft tall body guard just to achieve maximum absurdity.
more like Elliot Midge
>>221612268That's probably the most embarrassing part desuShe was never a good actress unless she was playing "mature cynical teenager" and once she grew out of that role she should have just retired because she has zero range and wooden acting no matter what gender she is.
>>221612997Just like Aubrey Plaza, at least she didn't troon out
>>221611459the don't do that, even the ones with the tube steak arm skin dick never touch the vag at allsome of them have the urethra rerouted so they can piss through it but that's ittranny women even have it exponentially easier than tranny men
>>221613134>tranny women even have it exponentially easier than tranny menwait, does that go the other way aroundI can never tell
>>221612811It's gotta be one hell of a balancing act walking around in those. I don't think I could pull it off slightly drunk. Or even sober.
>>221611265Imagine defending this slop lmao
>>221613214can't be as bad as high heels and I managed those
her suicidal thoughts and bouts of depression must be so kino to watch imagine the rage she harbors deep inside whenever her intrusive suicidal though loops kick in when she catches a glimpse of herself in the mirror and seeing her double mastectomy scars
>>221613416Wtf why would you wear high heels bro
Hollywood is beyond parody.
>>221613469because I was in school before trannies were a thing and dressed like a hooker on halloween once
>>221613469it's manadatory for american servicemen
got suspended for walking around acting like I was trying to pick up johns
kek. Literally me.
reminder
>>221611265I think the spinecrushing agony and regret she felt after she cut her tits off weighed down on her to the point shes physically shorter than she was before. Brutal
>>221613754didn't she say in there that she told the doctor she was hearing voices, and that's what led somehow to the double mastectomy getting approved
>>221611327but that's a real man
>>221613522Pablo really grew up
>>221613134That still sounds horrific, and it has even less of a point than the axe wound
>>221611265You chuds better stop making fun of her or else you'll be sorry
>>221611265imagine going from a cute girl to a sad manlet
All that I can say, is that if I was in LA, things wouldn't have gone down like they did.
>>221611529Buy an ad.
>>221613754>have a near out of body experience and voices in your head over a pizzaShe's also actually a guy! Really! Its totally cool guys! Its not crazy!
>>221611265Love that manly walk. She’s practiced that in the mirror.
>>221612919It’s alright, she’s got her own.
>>221611265.
>>221611265That's just sad.
>>221611378>>221611413
>>221614261Sora wants his shoes back
How can an FTM even exist? the ultimate male fantasy is to be a chick and get to have lesbian sex with other chicks. Every guy wishes for that, but it's impossible. So if FTM were really men who were born as women, they would love that they get to have lesbian sex. Why would they not want that anymore?
>>221614465But genetic testing has shown that greeks only have some slavic admixture in the north compared to ancient greek samples while turks are turco-hittite-armeno-greek rapebabies, along with random slavic, caucasus and near-eastern admixture from the slave trade.
>>221614298lol
>>221614465this needs to be widespread
>>221614298jej
>>221614465So he's actually based and he's just making this for shits and giggles?
>>221614465What made this man hate modern greeks so?
>>221614465Post the one where he talks about total Greek death
>>221611265holy shit, just neck yourself at this point. you're only embarrassing yourself, ellen.
>>221614522You can use genetic testing and dishonest framing to say an American quadroon is more English than the Plantagenet dynasty. Greeks have a wide distribution of paternal haplogroups which unequivocally means they're from many different paternal lines unlike more homogenous countries like England. England had many mass migrations and invasions but it's still less raped.
>>221614506I want to argue with you and call you a tranny or something for saying that but... yeah, you totally got me, youre right. It doesn't make any sense, man. Why would she do that if she were really a guy? She was already a hot lesbian, why fuck it up?
>>221615582most of greek haplogroups exist since the bronze age though
>>221615790https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mycenaean_Greece#Genetic_and_anthropometric_studies
>>221611354Apparently xhe is playing the Greek who convinces the Trojans to bring in the wooden horse. Which is actually an amusing use of someone desperate to convince you their actually not a girl
>>221614465>how do we attack the chuds who criticize woke goyslop?>we'll pretend we're politically incorrect toolmao at chapotroons
>>221612268Trannies never behave like actual normal people. They behave like sick pornographic caricatures of the sexes they wish to be identified as.That's why MTF trannies dress up like little girls and behave like teenage girls you'd find in shitty high school romances.That's why FTM trannies (like Ellen Page) behave and dress up like "bad boys" in yaoi/fujo fiction.
>>221612811>>221612811LETTING THE DAYS GO BY, LET THE WATER HOLD ME DOWNLETTING THE DAYS GO BY, WATER FLOWING UNDERGROUNDINTO THE BLUE AGAIN AFTER THE MONEY'S GONEONCE IN A LIFETIME, WATER FLOWING UNDERGROUND
>>221611265the bodyguard is literally who I'd cast for Achilles kek
>>221616247Well then cast everyone accordingly, not just Mr Elliot
>>221611265The average height of an ancient Greek was only 5 foot 6, Page is 5 foot 2 so they'd have looked pretty normal then. Add to that Achilles is ment to be super strong, apart from the heal obviously, but quite short and lean. Like Asterix after he has taken the magic potion, thats the whole point as it subverts the reader's expectation. It was one of the first big twists in literary history, but has lost its impact now from everyone knowing it, like how Vader is Lukes father, or Bruce Willis was a ghost.
>>221616312Schrodinger's historical accuracy
>>221612811Tiny hands
>>221612320because she probably is
>>221612407she’s not a 5’1’’ man, she’s a mutilated woman with enough money and social enabling to persist in her delusion
>>221612997could someone rape and impregnate eliot to force a Juno 2 or did she chemically spay herself
>>221616339Its a story, not history. There never was a real Asterix or Obelix.
>>221614298DAMMIT
>>221611265Imagine instead of picking a small female DEI bodyguard, you get assigned the manliest viking chad they could find to stand next to you and mog you in every way. I bet she couldn't even control how web she got.
>>221611265BRVTAL MOGGING
>>221611265LMAO LOOK AT ITS LITTLE SUIT!IT THINKS IT'S PEOPLE!
>>221611265>You look like a cut of fuckable meat. Are you?
>>221615790>>22161580430% J2/G now, 80% then with almost all the rest R1b. 20% E1b1b now, 1% then. That's an African migration not a Turkish one. Maybe slaves from colonies like Egypt or part of the Islamic expansion. They are now almost quadroons, 1/5th North African.
why does this guy always look effeminate meek and uncertain.
>>221611265>willingly abandon the life of a cute tiny lesbian to become a midget heterosexual manGrim. It's like picking the hardest mode out there
>>221615852I guess if a tranny existed back then that’s how one would use them
>>221614522SLAV’D
>>221611265She's slowly turning into Gilbert Gottfried
>>221616881
>>221616881>Ellen Page>Burn Gorman[you are here]>Gilbert Gottfried
>>221616987FOOKIN GIN ALLEY
>>221612320Because that's how dudes walk bro!
>>221616852>a midget heterosexual manWith no dick
>>221616394Real people the stories are meant to represent existed and they weren't blacks or trannies.
reminder, ancient greeks thought trannies were great because you could fuck a boy with a vagina and no one would call you homo
>>221611354It's a propaganda movie, nothing else. They're ready to piss off the Greeks just so they can celebrate insanity. Nolan's personal opinion has no merit, he's just the puppet. I'm guessing he got quite a lot of money to direct this.
>>221611265Remember Juno? I liked Juno. She was cute in it.
>>221617233trash retard
I remember when the greeks were mad about Disney's Hercules. They couldn't imagine how much worse it would get
>>221617267why do you think they had male actors playing female roles back then you chud? you lost, the greeks were always woke!
>>221616394It's called suspension of disbelief nigga. Asterix and Obelix are over the top caricatures of Gauls that drink magic potions but it works because we still accept them as Gauls. Their tone is right, their appearance is right and their personalities are right. Elliot Page doesn't work because we only see Ellen Page larping as Elliot Page larping as Achilles. That's why we have (or used to have) good casting teams that chose the actors with the best features for a role and that's why Ellen Page was cast as Kitty Pride in the X-men movie series.
>>221616247Literally me
>>221611394>I got a great feeling about this judge!
>>221615026He came home one day and found some authentic Greek dressing on his wife's salad
>>221616036Chuddie cant handle a lil' banter anymore?
OH N-
How could we have saved him, /tv/?
>>221611327Why do you insist on defending trannies at all cost?
>>221616312>The average height of an ancient Greek was only 5 foot 6Then why is everybody else in the movie a modern-sized person? Either way you slice it, it's historically inaccurate.
>>221617591You literally aren't allowed to banter according to your own rules
>>221611265>the constant submissive looks towards the security guard like he's her father and in charge when he's literally her employeeshe's not even acting like a confident girl boss, she's acting like the most timid feminine woman possible here. this is honestly really sad I've never seen recent footage of her. you'd think all of the testosterone she's presumably injecting would at least change her attitude at least, if not also her gait
>>221611265he runs like a little girl.
>>221616987>>221617023Uncanny.
>>221611327If Flat Earth Theorists had just as much sway on Astronomy as Trannies have on biology you'd be constantly bitching about them.
Boys we've got ourselves a new live action remake idea
>>221611265He looks like a ventriloquist puppet I'm crying
>>221611265>ill-fitted clothes>haircut that looks done by a stay at home mom>a tie straight from the drawer of an old uncle (likely the same one who abused her)>Mickey Mouse's shoesThe tragedy continues.
>>221611265Is there even a way to make a suit look good on that body?She's 5'1 and built like a twig, everything is gonna look like dad's hand me down on her.
>>221613754>pears and hamshe isn't wrong, I wouldn't eat the rancid concoction of a psychopath masquerading as pizza either
>>221614487Old edit.
I feel like she would have been a cute 40-year-old woman. We never got to see MILF Ellen.
>>221618240That's the other girl's pizza, Ellen had a simple margherita.
>>221612811>OUTTA MY WAY SHORT FUCKING SHITS
>>221611265Did they have to mog her with a 7' gigachad like that?
>>221618275He's actually 5'9"
>>221611265Where's the porn of this chad fucking him* in his* petite masculine pussy*her
She walks like the guy out of Eraserhead.
All jokes and memes aside, can Ellen still be salvaged from Elliot or is it too late?
>>221618320Looks about 6'4, since shoulder height is a 12" difference and she looks 4" below his shoulders for a 16" or 1'4" difference and she is 5'. Not even considering if Ellen/Elliot is wearing lifts.
>>221618289He's like twice her fucking height, has to be like 6'5.
Being Greek means I'm superior to all of you itt, you guys are pussies, the turk rapebabies and albos in here are too intimidated to respond with the retarded shit you post itt on boards with flags.Everything that comes out of the mouth of the local muslims and their minions can be disregarded.
>>221614465>not a single empire listed is African>still blackwashes the entire moviereally makes you think
>>221616186
>>221612320It's a fat load of bodyguard cum in the cunny flaps>>221613864but it's a real POONAH
>>221618343I suppose she could always get fake tits put in, and as far as anyone knows she hasn’t had bottom surgery, although she may have an enlarged clit due to the testosterone. She’ll always have that stupid frog voice though, and I suspect the hormones induced early menopause, so she’ll never have children. Mentally? She’ll always be away with the fairies.
>>221614298oh you!
>>221618345Bro c'mon, there's at least a cubit of difference between their heights
>>221611265who wore it better
>>221611354This is Pax Americana
>>221611265Mirin the bodyguard
>>221611265Ajax the Greater followed by Ajax the Lesser
>>221611265Why would this boxing legend need a bodyguard anyway?
Okay appearance is one thing but why the fuck does they them have to be so performatively masculine and out of all the masculine roles she could pic she chose to talk and act like Justin Bieber?
>>221612811is xhe mewing?
>>221617597
>>221611265I'm very happy that she is happy.
>>221614298kek
>>221611265>cut tits off>sewed vagina shut>pumped full of male hormones >got fake abs>got a guy's haircut>still emits unmistakable feminine energy Jesus wept. No matter how hard she tries she will never be a man. I've seen fat, smelly, autistic, retarded,, low test and virgins at my local game store with more confidence and male energy than her.
>>221618337lolol
>>221614506>the ultimate male fantasy is to be a chick and get to have lesbian sex with other chicksNot even a little bit anon what the fuck.
>>221614465>She got raped at least 5 times already officer, what's it matter if I did it too?
>>221619739you forgot>pretends to walk like she has balls between her legstop kek
>>221619739>I've seen fat, smelly, autistic, retarded,, low test and virgins at my local game store with more confidence and male energy than her.I always secretly liked those tall lurching autists with beer bellies who are offputting to normies, they're funny. I once invited one in my college to a house party and encouraged him to hang near Stacy and the girls and he talked about aircraft the whole time, he was studying aerospace engineering.
>>221611265Something about that crowd seems off.... they look very not excited to be there, almost bored and going through the motions. Does the production company hire people to pretend to be her fans so she doesn't have a further mental breakdown after realizing that now that she's a "man" nobody really gives a shit about her except to crack jokes?
>>221612268Even when she was normal she wasn't that great an actor.
>>221611394>>221616186>>221617460KEK
>>221614298Fuck, forget about height. The dude’s nearly twice as broad as her. That’s fucking nuts.
>>221611327Is that where men put on a dress and demand people call them “she/her”?
>>221620226Fucking based.
>>221616312Thing is that Page isn't playing Achilles. From what I'm reading, nobody is, there is no Achilles in this movie, so yet another reason to ignore it. Honestly feels like they baited everyone. Make trailer featuring Page as some gritty Greek warrior, everyone assumes they cast her as Achilles and rightly balks at the idea, movie studio comes out, no no don't worry guys she's playing some original character named Sinon. >in actuality Sinon will be the focus of the movie and do all the things that Achilles would do in a better adaptation of the story.
>>221616312>Bruce Willis was a ghostuhhhh what?His mind may be gone but he was a real actor and man dude.
>>221612691I dunno about that man. Seems like you might have a little repressed homo in ya if you get all flustered and insecure walking next to someone taller than you.
oh my god man this fucking KID cant be real>LET HER LIVE HER LIFE CHUDI FUCKING CANT LOOK AT THAT THINGITS A CHILD
>>221612407She was not cute as a woman either. She was aging terribly with a 10-head and this was a last ditch effort to save herself by claiming she felt better becoming a man.Which was also borked almost immediately by doing cosmetic surgery to get those retarded abs she keeps flaunting.Also she dresses more autistically than Reviewbrah
>>221617279Uh because casting women would mean having to let them out of the kitchen
>>221611265Humiliation ritual
>>221611265mental illness
>>221618458
>>221616603You know she goes home and fantasises about that Chad security guard while touching herself but is too committed to the bit to give it up now.
>>221621756ask it to picture him dressed like a princess
>>221614506>the ultimate male fantasy is to be a chick
>>221621899i was hoping someone else would, im eschewing AI until i can make my own local CABALhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U81i3ORUcdI
>>221621871>giant man whose sole job is to protect her>a week into the gig he mentions having a crush on her in Juno>they start a torrid affair, an actress too entrenched in the expectations of her public persona, and her bodyguard enraptured by her remaining feminine wilesIt will make for a gripping biopic.
>>221621756
When did 4chan start hating transfolk? Is this a /pol/ psyop?
i guess this is as good a time as any to remind the peanut gallery that Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg's sister Donna (or Dinnah if you look at a picture of her) is a Princeton phd of classical studies
>>221611265
>>221622335>you can no longer chill playing some dumb game with kids on roblox anymorethis is why I hate pedos
>>221621634>make a poll on an alt-right social media site>everyone agrees with fascistsTry Bluesky and come back.
>>221612407As a 5'3 man the only good thing is irl giant women. Highlight of my year is getting stuck in a long line behind a 6'1" woman.
>>221613754ohshe has actual schizophrenia? and then a bunch of people and doctors took advantage of her and cut her up to get her money?
>>221614506>the ultimate male fantasy is to be a chick and get to have lesbian sex with other chicksYou're either mixing things up or you're projecting. The ultimate make fantasy is to GET with lesbians, not BE lesbians.
>>221622905dilate
>>221611327this is the most ridiculous movie of the year so 4 threads in 5 minutes is a low ball effort
kek lmao and jajaja
>>221616247Ellen Page is 1.55, so even shorter than malnourished Greek women 2500 years ago.
>>221616603>>221611265what country is this? why are all those men barely taller than her lmao
>>221617597underrated
>>221616247>>221615804>>221616797>>221617233>believing jewish "history"lol. lmao even.
>>221611265she is even smaller than i thought. choosing to go from easy mode to ultra hard in life is pretty brave.
>>221620449It's gonna be hilarious if this happens, this movie just seems like a giant middle finger to everyone. I'd love to know what Nolan was thinking.
>>221616835>guy
>>221624146idk why people keep saying this, literally no one thinks she's a dude, people aren't gonna treat her like a manlet they're gonna coddle her cause she's a brave strong trans "man"
>>221620231They were probably waiting hours for another celebrity and then Ellen comes out of the building. I would be pissed too.
>>221611265>Sacrificing your cute looks just to larp as a Jewish manletGrim
>>221623177Yes.Scamming (((actresses))) is based.
>>221624104>barely taller than her lmaoAnon she looks like a child compared to everyone there, it's comical.
>>221623864Hate that I chuckled at this
>>221620226Did they like him?
>>221611354I hope that it's explained that Hades turned Achilles into a tranny for the lols
>>221611265Warwick Davis has been a bad influence
>>221611327>Stealing a right winger memeEvery god damn time with these faggots lol
>>221623864
>>221611265Where are the women ?Not a very big crowd...
>>221624146if she were a man then yeah, no career, no relationships, hanging from a belt at 21, but she's a woman
Elliot might be smaller than average in height, but he is a millionaire getting prime pussy. Most men here are just jealous.
>>221624311she's gonna run out of money eventually
>>221612811kek
>>221614190And then it breaks down into a girly scamper when she runs over to sign them>>221620532lame retarded post
>>221611265Greek warriors look like.... THIS????
>>221611265You can feel the mental illness through the gif
you guys are so mean, they deserve to play greeks
>>221618510based Homer reference>>221620614she was hot, retard, we've been over this
>>221624359She was already walling.
>>221611378Like a damn ugly sheboon. Or any nigger at all.
>>221612811/tv/ is not dead
>>221620614>with a 10-headnothing good old fashioned bangs couldnt have covered
>>221611265How much do you think he regrets getting his clam stretched out? He appears to be in constant mental anguish.
>>221626140>he>his
>>221611265isnt this nigger rich?how can she not afford a suit that fits and doesnt look like shit.fyi i still yank it to her topless pics as i like short chicks with small tits and abs
>>221611265Did someone's ventriloquist dummy come to life?
>>221611265he looks like that smol 4tran pooner caricature..
>>221626430If her abs are actually real ( I doubt it) and she didn't cut off her tits - she'd be suuuuuuuch a hot tomboy right now. Definitely needs a different haircut. But I digress. She could even be hiding a tight little cardio ass under the suit.
>>221623864>>221625171These AI edits are creative and funny but come on.You know what I really want to see.
>>221623864Underrated visionOverrated medium
>>221615026He's an Angloid they know the rest of Europe as lesser than them so it doesn't matter it they give their negro pets a treat or two at the cost of the europlebs.
>>221613754>Transsexuals are not mentally ill by the way
How's this woman a multi-millionaire but she's too cheap to have her suit fitted and tailored. Legit looks like something you pick out at Burlington Coat Factory for $35, but she probably paid in the thousands for that ugly as sin thing.
>>221626929Probably delusional about "being an M" as a man lmao.
>>221626929I know it's a whole ass trend for FTMs to wear baggy 00s wigger clothing to hide small female frames so I'm going to assume trying to look like a kid wearing his dad's suit is also on the table for similar reasons
>>221626929It's trendy to look like shit now
>>221611327many such cases
>>221611265Does she still have a vagoo or is it a meat stick
>>221626929she thinks it's quirky, but she doesn't realize a "man" dressed like that looks like a schlub
>>221612811Do it again, but with a huge Pablito.
>>221617353Oh boy, somebody can't read.The point was Achilles was never ment to be a big guy, he was always a small wirey little twink, but the big twist was that he is super strong in a way that runs completely counter to what his appearance would suggest.THATISTHEENTIREFUCKINGPOINTit is similar to how Asterix is a tiny French midget but when he takes magic potion becomes the worlds strongest and best Roman beater. Obelix is a fat bastard and ordinarily he would have problems even running and walking more than 100m, but the point is he is super strong in a way that betrays his appearance. Just like Archilies.Dipshits that don't understand the joke end up casting some enormous unit as Achilles or drawing him as some Adonis with glistening muscles, Nolan actually did his homework so cast a twink.
>>221612811disgusting freak, why the fuck am I graced with this. In hindsight, I think ..he won though, fuck
