Homer learns to floss
>>221613985Simpsons literally has a musical number about the destruction of the middle class, featuring the man who personally wrote NAFTAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MjTWtS5TAI
What's the best simpsons song? For me it's probably see my vest.But i also like who needs the kwik-e mart, monorail & we put the spring in springfield
when did homer try to kill himself?
>>221614071Its definitely See My Vest.I could honorable mention to Planet of the Apes: The Musical tho.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyWVaZsUQjc
>>221614071Who needs the kwik-e-mart (reprise). Apu’s held high note is legitimately impressive.
>>221614117didnt know how to floss
>>221614117season 1
>>221614117
OH NO! THE DEMOCRATIC NOMINEES!
OP found picrel on Reddit and decided he needed (you)st. saw it on reddit too
>>221614020Selma welding is pretty hot
>>221614071For me its this.https://youtu.be/vt5X8zrHiSM
>>221614523>people are dumb enough to think you have to choose to back either of these two "sides"goyim gonna goyim I guess
>>221614117Terri and hsrri’s father fires homer from the plant, later depressed he steals barts piggy bank and finds there isn’t enough money for one beer, realizing what he has sunk to he writes a suicide note and try’s to jump off a bridge tied to a boarder
>>221614117I always felt the epicode is never in rotation due to the off modal Smithers
>>221614117S01E03
>>221614020>Simpsons literally has a musical number about the destruction of the middle classLet me guess they get literally everything wrong and never EVER mention the federal reserve/money printing/reckless spending?>featuring the man who personally wrote NAFTASo? NAFTA was a good thing lol
>>221614071https://youtu.be/UoIWmzUlrUY?si=u-AgBTImKv87rgBS
>>221614779>Let me guess they get literally everything wrong and never EVER mention the federal reserve/money printing/reckless spending?Of course not. It is, of course, 100% the fault of """Capitalism""" and """billionaires""".
>>221613985I’m a zoomer and want to watch, in what season do you stop?
>>221614523They really went all in on stupid performative shit like this. A high quality Ken Burns style documentary about cops being beaten half to death on Jan 6th or all the businesses trumps ruined would’ve been a lot more convincing, but it wouldn’t have felt nearly as good and feeling good was their main objective.
>>221614834Season 8 is the cleanest cut. Seasons 9-11 are still enjoyable and season 11 has the perfect ending so it's ok to stop there. 11-15 are zombie Simpsons but still somewhat watchable if you crave for moar. To me seasons 1-3 are the best, but that's subjective.
>>221614834Season 9 is the last of the true golden era, but it remains at least slightly watchable until season 13. Abandon it entirely if you decide to continue to season 13 though, it is not worth venturing beyond that point. Basically watch S3-S9 and you're all set.
>>221614877>>221614879ty
>>221614877>seasons 1-3 are the bestDaring, what makes you like season 1 exactly? It was very obviously lacking identity and had some really bad episodes compared to what came in season 2. The only truly good S1 episode is when Homer plans on offing himself.>>221614902Enjoy bro.
>>221614071Dr. Zais
>>221614910>what makes you like season 1 exactly?Touched my feefees as a kid and still hold them dear to my heart for that. Was probably the first cartoon to make me feel something. The ep when Homer eats pufferfish or the one with Lisa meeting Bleeding Gums are my favorites from that era.https://youtu.be/TiX-fs-BvX0
>>221614873>A high quality Ken Burns style documentary about cops being beaten half to death on Jan 6th or all the businesses trumps ruined would’ve been a lot more convincingKEK. Way to show your hand, Redditor.
>>221614956Oh sure, I love the era too, I was just curious about S1 specifically. It just didn't quite hit like the later seasons did. I don't know why but Some Enchanted Evening just feels like an awful episode, it just doesn't fit in with The Simpsons.
>>221614818ah yes capitalism is when the government prints and spends tens of trillions of dollars into the economy, artificially inflating a stock market and housing market bubble while devaluing the wages and savings of the working classkek when this shit blows up, people are going to beg for even more government control and even more money printingwe are so fucked
>>221615119>is the ride over?It’s barely become.Surge libera
>>221614117Early episode. It's got a whiplash tone from relatable misery to sudden uplifting (most of season 1 is like this), so it's not looked upon too fondly
>>221615153are you prepared for people to blame "capitalism" when this all crashes and then beg the government for even MORE money printing?
>>221615575I’m ready
>>221615575Nerkish?
>>221613985both sound fucking gay desu.
>>221615827>Nerkishrandom trump slop yt channel?
>>221614557One side believes black lives matter, the future is female, no human is illegal, and men can become women. The other does not. Does that help clarify things to you?
>>221615119>>221615153Leftists have always been low IQ retards but eventually truth wins out, see Argentina
>>221617573>>221617596>I love jews!yes we know christcuck
sneed
>>221614956from the thumbnail it looks like he is going to fuck her>ride the homer's horsiekek
>>221614071>HAVE NO FEARS WE HAVE STORIES FOR YEARS!
>>221614873>cops being beaten half to death on Jan 6thYeah problem with that is the only casualty in the entire mess was an unarmed protester which doesn't look good from the side that critisizes unarmed protesters getting shot.
>>221617647Lol you believe black lives matter, the future is female, no human is illegal, and men can become women. Even if you don't personally believe that you vote for a party and candidates who do, so by proxy you do. Also leftists love kikes and 70% of jews vote democrat.
>>221615119What does pic rel lean?
>>221614523>Trump scared of women candidates lol
>>221613985Simpsons really is just a reflection of society. In 1990, an adult man was still expected to have at least a sliver of dignity. In the 2020s, it's perfectly acceptable for a middle aged man to be covered in tattoos and doing teenage negro dances
>>221617647Did you know that if only Jews voted, the Democrats would win all 50 states every single election?The more you know...
>>221614873>cops being beaten half to death on Jan 6thMay we see them?
>>221618532Did you know Trump has a higher approval rating in Israel than any other president in US history?
>>221618589Where's your anti-kike party on the ballot, faggot?
>>221614834Earliest stop off point end of S8Reasonable stop off point end of 10/11You really want more Simpsons end of 13Past that you are just digging through shit only to find more shit
>>221613985>AHHH.... THE FLOSSONS...>BRUH I'M LIKE NO KEY DEADCAP LEARNIN T'FLOSS FR FR
>>221614071WHO RIGS EVERY OSCAR NIGHT
>>221614071WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE P SNEEDY
Do the Homer shake
Do the Frosty Chocolate Homer Shake
>>221614873>ALL COPS ARE BASTARDS! DEFUND THE POLICE! THEY ARE PIGS AND MURDERERS!>NOOOO YOU VIOLENT REBELS BEAT UP COPS! JAN 6 WAS AN INSURRECTION!This is, of course, ignoring that this didn't happen, as others have said, but even if it did, it's funny the hypocrisy from you leftfags. It's fine when you create mayhem and destruction for your cause but NOT when the right does it.
Maggie talking is your clearest proof that no one working on it today reads any kind of Bible for this show or ever watched the first 8 seasons of the show
Don't worry OP, half the modern episodes are schmaltzy shit now. They're just as bad, of course, but since they aren't about jackass homer it's great!
>>221614523>Simpsons goes all in on Trump>Has Sneed, a redneck character with a red cap who blew up as a meme on 4chan>Not using Sneed as their stand-in for Trump supporters
>1996>Homer takes a cannonball to the gutSee I can cherrypick as well
>>221619206It's Jerkass Homer, chud. And he's dead, we stopped him.
>>221614598This is objectively retarded. Modern Simpsons airs every episode in order on FXX and I used to see it all the time as a kid (I remember because I hated S1 as a kid).
>>221614020THE DEFICIT RAG OH YEAH THE DEFIIC RAG!THOSE BUDGET GAPS CAN BE A 12-DIGIT DRAG!
>>221614071https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E698Nxs8Izw
Because I am bored, here's some episodes from post-11 that I like (no Treehouse of Horror or Anthologies)>The Computer Wore Menace Shoes>Skinner's Sense of Snow>Day of the Jackanapes>Trilogy of Error>The Parent Rap>Blunder Years>Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge>Bart and Lisa vs Third Grade>Great Louse Detective>I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can>'Scuse Me While I Miss the Skies>'Tis the 15th Season>Catch 'em if You Can>The Way We Weren't>Fraudcast News>Future-Drama>Don't Fear the Roofer>Thank God it's Doomsday>The Seemingly Never-ending Story (probably counts as anthology)>The Mook, the Chef, the Wife, and Her Homer>24 Minutes>Funeral for a Fiend>Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind>The Debarted>Dial 'N for NerderI stopped watching the show regularly around season 20. I've checked out some more modern episodes upon recommendation, but I couldn't sort through a list and call anything out. Holidays of Future Past is a good episode to consider the "finale."
>>221615119>>221614818>>221614779it's immigration
>>221619615
>>221613985Bro why keep watching? We're all aware the show sucks and has sucked for a long time. Our personal tolerances will vary, I personally can enjoy any season up to when the movie released. Some are seasons 3-9 purists, but regardless of when you believe the Simpsons were good, the simple fact is, it's never gonna be good again. You're only torturing yourself by continuing to pay any attention to the new slop they shovel out
>>221614071See my vest is definitely up there but for me it's We Do (the stonecutters anthem)
>>221619215I think you vastly overestimate how much normies are aware of 4chan culture
>>221614020That’s absolutely amazing. Anyone who is even slightly interested in the story of American manufacturing and industry knows that NAFTA was their death sentence and clearly and obviously caused the death of the middle class, and the guy responsible for it is on American tv singing and dancing about how the capitalist oppressor boogeyman destroyed the middle class without even once mentioning NAFTA. Sure, the scumbag CEOs who outsourced our father’s jobs deserves death, but the piece of shit politicians who stabbed their voters in the back and gave them the green light don’t?
>>221618603>muh party!try looking at the individuals
>>221614947Based.
>>221614071does modern simpsons still have songs like they used to?
>>221619955You remind me of the guys on here who used to tell me to vote for Bernie Sanders to defeat Trump the jew. No, I will not vote for socialists no matter how many times you screech kike at me.
>>221619215Do they still use Cletus or Snake? They seem like perfect stand ins for "gun crime".
simpsons should have ended in 1999south park should have ended in 2012family guy should have ended in 2013cut the life support already, come up with something fresh and original like the orville
>>221614071Glove Slaphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0xTCKKAgVk
>>221619206That's a handsome tiger.
>>221613985Thats a very stupid exame seeing how there was an episode in 96 about Homer taking cannonball to the stomach. The Simpsons have always been stupid, even without your rose tinted glasses.
>>221620581That episode was a commentary on aging out of being hip and keeping up with popular trends and the desperate attempts that middle aged people will go to in order to appear “cool”. Even to the point of taking cannonballs to the gut
>>221614557>you have to choose to back either of these two "sides"You have a 3rd choice, wasting your vote on a 3rd party that has zero chances of winning.
>>221620116>simpsons should have ended in 1999Highly agree. It was a 90s show and needed to die there or make the 99/00 the last season.
>>221614117because it's a comedy
>>221620581It gave us the "It'll happen to you!" Life advice which more than makes up for the rest of the episode being meh.
>>221614557Are they stupid for realizing that every single thing you do to avoid "picking a side" and being a fence sitting little faggot only seems to help one side?
>>221619955Lol uh huh. Massie. Also that AIPAC tracker is horseshit. It also says AOC doesn't take money from them, but she sure does take a lot of money from other kikes. You're being routed like the naive fool you are with this kind of fake shit.
>>221619955Yes, because screeching individuals, like yourself, can win elections and create change. Just like how you're about to send all the foreigners back and imprison all the Jews, right? TWO MORE WEEKS!
homer let the barts out
>>221620581Lol you're right, Simpsons have always been retarded, the novelty of the show at the time and the audience that was young when it first came to air just misremembers it not being stupid. What a coincidence, the show is popularly seen as declining in quality when Millennials reached adulthood.
>>221617647Lmao it’s always this rebuttal to any arguments against leftoidism
>>221615119>ah yes capitalism is when the government prints and spends tens of trillions of dollars into the economy, artificially inflating a stock market and housing market bubble while devaluing the wages and savings of the working classwell yeah, this is what 'capitalist governments' like the USA do. They're essentially socialists that only give handouts to corpos and the """people""" keep voting for it. It's not even subtle, it's just that they're trained from birth to think this is what capitalism, loving your country and being a cool guy are all about
>>221621000You’re the type of person who thinks a tax break is a corporate handout though
>>221621000The solution to this problem is a FREE MARKETEnd the federal reserve
>>221621086I mean, it is? Asking less of some than of others is prioritizing the group you're asking less of. If you buy a hot dog and your friend buys a hot dog, but your friend knows the vendor and he gets it at half price, that is preferential treatment.
>>221620964To be fair, the left only started "hating" jews in 2025 because orange man bad. They'll be back to worshipping them and reopening the endless pipeline of money to Israel if they ever get back in power.
>>221621155You realize of course that the richest people are taxed at the much highest rate right? Your own analogy defeats your argument. You’re basically arguing for a flat tax right now.
>>221614910Homer's Odyssey is too unbalanced for me to considerate it the only "truly good S1 episode". Bart the General, Crepes of War and Krusty Gets Busted are more charming and rewatchable, and it's a somewhat unpopular opinion but I really like the slightly off feel of There's no Disgrace Like Home.
>>221621167je suis d'accord
>>221620923this.
>>221621217I like the one where he buys an RV. Seasons 1 & 2 are as good as any golden age season imo though
>>221621217What's off with No Disgrace?Some Enchanted Evening is the one that feels weird.
>>221614879there are some important episodes in season 13 tho, the episode where homer does weed and turns mr burns into a puppet is 10/10
>>221615119>DEVALUATION.png>devaluing the wages and savings of the working classYou are right but you place way too much emphasis on inflation. If you invested that $20.67 ($532.85 in today's money) in an index tracking the Dow Jones in 1933 it would now be worth $17707.50https://www.macrotrends.net/1319/dow-jones-100-year-historical-charthttps://www.usinflationcalculator.comThe biggest problem is just general extortion by the quasi-socialist government, controlling more GDP, whether through printing money or taxation, and spending it inefficiently as well as inefficient laws and regulations that throttle businesses, like forcing them to hire 'jeet scam artists for "diversity" or face frivolous discrimination lawsuits. Minorities who then support the same political parties that enabled the corruption.American politics is basically the brown lumpenprole class set against the high IQ high earning white middle classes who are the real engine behind our technologically advanced developed economy. It's why if we can't be libertarian we have to be fascist.
>>221621309The personality of everyone is closer to the Tracey Ullman shorts than the main show. Homer being the nagging one that would even get rid of the family tv to fix his family, Marge being the one who gets drunk and also kind of a slob, and Lisa being a hellion are the more notorious ones, but it also has a lot of little things.
>>221614071I HATE EVERY APE I SEEFROM CHIMPAN-A TO CHIMPANZEE
>>221621719Fair points. I like when Lisa is more kid-like and rambunctious. Definitely a highlight of the early seasons and Ullman shorts.
>>221621217The episode with Jacques, and the one where Homer gets caught dancing with a stripper are good.
>>221621265better in some regards
>>221620923It was stupid and clever, and then it became more stupid and not clever at all. This isn't that complicated.
>>221621807I like when Lisa is bright for a kid, but still a kid. They ruined her characterization the fastest, out of everyone.
>>221621759>>221614071E-I-E-I-D'oh!
>>221619771People overrate Nafta, the damage was done in the 70s and 80s. It was the only tangible policy that affected manufacturing and got a lot of blame, sure a lot of it was deserved but most of the manufacturing sector was killed off by the private sector ie offshoring and automation.
>>221621837It was never clever. You were just a fetal alcohol syndrome child who thought it was clever. It's time to grow up.
>>221621990the earlier ones are literally better to go back to as an adult, because you understand all of the jokes.When I was a kid, it was the Bart show, and nothing else. Now I actually appreciate things they were doing with Marge and Grandpa.
>>221621086Do you think this is fair?https://www.cnbc.com/2019/04/03/why-amazon-paid-no-federal-income-tax.html>In 2018, Amazon paid $0 in U.S. federal income tax on more than $11 billion in profits before taxes. It also received a $129 million tax rebate from the federal government.>Amazon’s low tax bill mainly stemmed from the Republican tax cuts of 2017, carryforward losses from years when the company was not profitable, tax credits for massive investments in R&D and stock-based employee compensation.
>>221620116>>221620719You're acting like it wouldn't end up like Futurama and get a reboot in modern times.
homer iphone
>>221614071>>221614126WE DOWE DO
>>221614020>muh middle classhow about raising the lower class
>>221614523>One side donates 4 billion dollars to Israel every year>The other side are outspoken haters of israelThey were right all along
>>221622012The direction of the show did change though to focus more on Homer and less on Bart. That's not nostalgia.
>>221614020>absolutely zero mention of outsourcing or importing a trillion immigrants from the third world to work for pennies
>>221622242Do I think it’s fair that democrats instituted a 21% mandatory corporate income tax some twenty years ago and yet virtually no corporations have ever or will ever pay it? No, of course I don’t. Do I think the solution is to pass MORE laws and create more taxes and more restrictions for businesses? No, of course I don’t. These same companies will obviously just get around them again and the only people harmed by them will be athe middle class and small business owners who can’t afford to circumvent the rules with offshore holdings and crooked accounting practices. This stuff isn’t new. Lefties keep saying they want to tax the rich to help the working and middle class but all they ever do is destroy the working and middle class. Every stat and metric on earth shows that freer markets correlate with better economies. Government intervention just makes the problem worse
imagine being a lolberg in 2026
>>221625259>anyone who sees through the socialist grift or just doesn’t want endless taxes must be a full blown road hater
>>221623978>IsraelThe state of Israel is of course not the problem, and worrying about it too much has allowed lefties to worm their way in with this little rhetorical trick of being the 'anti Israel' (because it's racist) sideIsrael is not the ones responsible for trannyism and open borders and such. Those are the fruits of liberal secular Jews. The two groups are different.
>>221614873>They really went all in on stupid performative shit like thisIsn't there an ad where Marge tells you to vote for Kamala Harris?
>>221614532The content published on reddit ain't bad, what sucks is the discussions.
>>221613985>Homer learns to flosskino
>>221623993The writing also stopped being clever, and started being shit like "Lisa Goes Gaga".It's not nostalgia when you can literally watch the old episodes, and they're obviously better.
>>221614563>p.s. I'm gay
>>221613985Sneed
>>221622242Imagine the billions Amazon generates in sales tax. Who cares? It also creates a lot of jobs.
>>221620700That's right goyim. Choose between the two evil parties that hate you and want you dead. You have no choice but to validate us in our quest to annihilate you. Not only will we straight up lie to you about what we intend to do, we will get you to vote for it! Now stop struggling and choose your humiliation ritual. Do Not Vote 3rd Party.
>>221613985I still can’t believe we just had the worst pandemic in modern history and The Simpsons still kept chugging along like nothing. Unkillable series.
>>221613985US is a cursed country
>>221614020That was pretty good tbqhwy senpai
>>221626123Amazon operated at a loss for decades while they were building their infrastructure networks. I’m guessing “carryforward losses from years when the company was not profitable” played a bigger role in their 2018 tax returns than some would like you to believe
>>221613985>Woohoo! Victory Royale!
>>221614877>>2216148799 is shit.
>>221619151>>221614979>>221618543Why are you typing this? Your left hand should be jerking an Israeli off and your right should be giving them your money. Pretty antisemitic of you to be typing instead, desu
>>221617990And your side believes in forcing the hand of God by having the jews genocide a bunch of innocents and literally believe your "god" rewards you with earthly wealth and pleasure if you are a good goy.Both sides are evil.
Is this the thread?
>>221627685Yeah we don't and that's not part of official conservative policy, but everything I mentioned is 100% doctrine for the left. You're a fool and desperate.
>>221625809>Israel is not the ones responsible for trannyism and open borders and such. Those are the fruits of liberal secular Jews. The two groups are different.Uhh,,,
>>221627480So they never paid taxes, not since its start up to today? Please clarify your assertion because the burden of proof is on you.
Are all internet democrats just goat fucking Islamic pedophiles?
>>221624028nafta didnt do that, it moved low added value manufactoring to Mexico from North Carolina and WV
>>221614779Nafta wasn't good, you dumb fuck. It made our workers have to compete with mexicans for jobs. It was a huge reason wages stagnated. You don't know shit.
>>221627936and communist! don't forget (the new current talking point) communist!
>>221614071you dont win friends with salad
>>221623978nigga both of them give Israel money and always have
>>221627751You want me to prove something that is common knowledge for most non-zoomers and can be googled in five seconds?
>>221614873Because they would have needed to at least imply Trump was untouchable as long as he doesn't bite the hand that feeds both him and The Squad. The Central Bankers/Mega Corporations. Even better if they had a scene that implied Trump and The Squad were just pretending to fight to keep everyone from looking at the bank and corporations. Imagine if behind the scenes Trump and The Squad are at a cocktail party and Trump quips to them: You know, you could solve a lot of inequality if you owned a bank. They all retort: Shhhh! Don't tell the guests. Then they all share a laugh and some drinks.
>>221628035>headline with no context or linkI'm confused. What is this supposed to "prove" in your mind? I asked whether or not Amazon never paid taxes (as you seemingly suggested), and this is your dumb non-answer. And again: sales tax alone would have generated way more at both the state and federal level than the company itself would have paid over the years. Be serious about the things you claim or don't claim them at all.
>>221628316I thought you were asking about how they operated at a loss for decades. I never said “they pay no taxes”, you did. https://s2.q4cdn.com/299287126/files/doc_downloads/2023/11/Amazon-s-Global-Economic-Impact-and-Tax-Contribution-2023.pdf
>>221619317>The "deficit" made me ship your job to Vietnam, India, and Mexico
>>221614071>What's the best simpsons song?For me it's Cut Every Corner, simply for the fact that it still plays unprompted in my head from time to time.https://youtu.be/c0QLdsecRZc?is=bxoWSMqnSv5khyeu
>>221628510Uh huh. What does you link say, retard? You conflated the idea Amazon hasn't paid taxes for years with the idea they were operating at a net loss for years, implying they never paid taxes. Are you gonna address the completely real idea Amazon generates way more in sales tax at the state and federal level with every transaction than the actual business would if taxed? You have the mind of a child. You probably are. Go outside and find some pussy, kid. Stop being a loser virgin. How many of your friends have lost their V Card already?
>2011Baskin Roberts kek, it's kino!
>>221629147I think you’re arguing with someone else not me. My first reply in this comment chain was this>>221627480, and my point was never that Amazon isn’t paying taxes. I was trying to contextualize why they had such a low tax bill in that cherry-picked year that someone else brought up.
>>221629237OK well /tv/ doesn't have user IDs so you can see my confusion as you were arguing along the same lines. I will posit for a third time: the sales tax in the United States alone at a state and federal level far exceeds what Amazon would be paying at a corporate level. The company is so large and profitable a segment of the economy in the US people on public assistance can use EBT and get discounted Prime to utilize it. You seem child-like because you are talking in clickbait headlines instead of substance. I am trying to help you understand maybe why Amazon doesn't pay taxes as a corporation: because it is somewhat of a soft public utility at this point and the profits it generates is healthier and better for the US economy in many ways than just taxing the company directly. You seem European, which is why socialism is a bad idea. Your VAT tax is a retarded scheme and all Europe seems to want to do is tax the fuck out of enterprises immediately instead of reaping the benefits of a healthy capitalistic arrangement like America does.
>>221629579>you can see my confusion as you were arguing along the same lines.That’s where you lose me broheem. I was agreeing with you, ya dip
>>221629748Lol shut the fuck up nigger lover, go argue how you were agreeing with me. Also I know you read my whole post. Pathetic. Then again, you're like 11 so I understand. Go find friends and enjoy the summer, kid.
>>221629807You’re crazy man. This is a case of mistaken identity, I don’t know how else to convince you. Ask my opinion about anything, I doubt we’ll disagree
