star trek sex with shran

>>221622582
Fuck you shranny

>>221622582
>both pro-choice and pro-life people got mad as fuck about this episode because they both felt their beliefs were being attacked
they don't make em like this anymore

>>221622609
These days they only intentionally attack half the audience and the other half gets angry because the attack wasn't brutal enough.

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What would you have done to give his character more of a personality if you were in charge of writing the show?

Im on season 5 and it's my first watch but I'm assuming he doesn't get more interesting. The baby mama plot with Seska was fun for awhile but he's fizzled out since.

>>221622653
im only at end of s2 but his introduction i assumed hes gonna be a first mate and work with janeway a lot but he just got sidelined and mostly just interacts with the other maquiis

>>221622653
He basically just becomes "generic first officer man". He does fine in that role but he doesn't have any standout episodes either.

But I've never hated him and I don't think many people do.

>>221622653
>What would you have done to give his character more of a personality if you were in charge of writing the show?
I wish the Maquis crew hadn't completely integrated. The Tuvok boot camp episode was great, and Chakotay punching the guy to get him to obey was great. It would have been nice to see him having to walk a tightrope between keeping the Maquis under control and keeping his loyalty to them paramount (lol).

Unfortunately he just becomes a generic heya hoya first officer by the middle of Season 1.

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>>221622653
A shaman gives him spirit animal powers, Eyes of the Hawk, Ears of the Wolf, Strength of the Bear and Speed of the Puma. he also has a robot horse that can turn into a regular bipedal android that shoots guns. Also fire Beltran and hire a real injun like Lou Diamond Philips. Save money by cutting in scenes from Last of the Mohicans and pretend it's planet Oragulon IV.

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>>221622935
>Unfortunately he just becomes a generic heya hoya first officer by the middle of Season 1.
While this is true, I think it's important to say that he does a really good job as a generic heya hoya first officer.

He's a good supporting character, he's just not interesting enough to have good episodes himself.
But his character is always likable. There are times where you'll wish he'd beat the shit out of Janeway (like Equinox)

>>221622392
https://vocaroo.com/1oSn2GPLdaKw

>>221622593
star trek sex with wesley

>>221623382
yeah not doing that song

>>221623254
Was that a dulcimer?

>>221622653
He already is filled with personality
https://www.akoocheemoya.com/

>>221623392
Supposed to be a ukulele.

>>221623014
star trek sex with wesley and picard

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>>221623431
Such thoughts are haram

>>221623424
lmao wtf

WE ARE FAR FROM THE BONES OF OUR ANCESTORS

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>>221623424

>dad watched TOS when he was a boy
>always watched reruns
>told him he has to watch TNG
>he watched Encounter at Farpoint 2 years ago
>presume he dropped it
>calls me up yesterday to say he just finished it

How the fuck do you take 2 years to compelte a show.
I've got him watching Generations now.
Wonder how he'll react to his boyhood hero dying.

>>221624337
>How the fuck do you take 2 years to complete a show.
It took seven years to get through the very first watchthrough.

>>221624337
You take your time. Limit yourself to a few episodes here or there. You savor it. Remember these things used to come out once per week back in the day. Binge watching is a blight on the soul

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I hope chudtrek does this with Chakotay.
Bring back his medicine bundle and gift it to the next generation

>>221625273
They already went full car crash with Academy, I genuinely don't think they could make something worse if they tried, even for comedic value

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>>221622582

>>221625317
thank god it's almost over.

>>221624337
did he like it?

>>221626521
Tulaberry wine?

>>221626742
JEREMIAH WAS A BENZITE
HE WAS A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE

>>221625317
I meant for chudtrek, the trek that comes next. they already hired the Dungeons & Dragons chunguses to make the movie, so I expect big things coming for the series.
you think having gay klingons was bad? get ready for star trek without any progressive themes, just the spaceships and explosions.

>>221627635
>you think having gay klingons was bad? get ready for star trek without any progressive themes, just the spaceships and explosions.
We've already had that. It was called JJ Trek and while it was offensive, dumbed down, and ultimately retarded, it was still less offensive than everything that came after. Just not by enough.

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>>221627761
We'll have to wait and see. I for one can't wait to see Ellison take a dump on the franchise.

>>221628119
>Oracle owns Trek
At least we'll have SQLs instead of Prequels

>>221628119
Ironically enough, Ellison was an executive producer on JJ Trek already, Into Darkness and Beyond.

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star trek?

star trek sex with david corwin

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bzzzzzzzzzzzz

>Robert Picardo's new episode in Star Trek Online drops
>literally the laziest, worst voice acting performance i've ever heard
Not only does he sound like he's reading but he sounds like he has a 6th grade reading level

I wish a Starfleet Academy show had been made like 30 years ago, it might have had a chance to be decent then

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ATTENTION CARDASSIAN CITIZENS

>>221629767
IT'S YOUR OLD FRIEND, GUL DUKAT

>>221629409
are those supposed to be two decks? It looks like the inside of oceangate in there

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>>221629686
something tells me you didn't watch it

>>221622653
Honestly the real solution was to make voyager the syndicated show and make deep space nine the upn anchor. The writers showed they had no real interest in maintaining a broader continuous narrative in voyager, it was always just designed to be a week to week serial with the only story progress being the distance home being closer. I think it still works well but really only in tandem in watching this side by side with deep space nine in release order

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Is she the least talked about Voyager character? Possibly even the least discussed among all the pre-ENT crews? She doesn't seem to have a particularly strong waifubase compared to the other Berman-era women. She's not particularly hated or clowned on like you see with some other characters. I like her, but she's just kinda there. I almost want to say I Harry more because he's so memorably pathetic.

>>221630355
The forehead prosthetic goes way too high, always thought this.

>>221624337
>Binge watch it
>Remember less than half of the episode

>>221630223
Of course I didn't, I only watch Star Trek shows.

>>221622653
Chakotay becoming more of a Starfleet boyscout while Janeway became more of a criminal was something that basically happened but never really explored. I would've liked to see a few 'sodes acknowledging that.

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>>221630555
he explains it all when they are marooned with space ebola. he had to go all in on being mr starfleet and support her or they were all going to die because she is insane.

>>221630483
funny, i always thoughr the bathing suit was not cut high enough

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>>221630504
so, from the position of someone who adopts opinions instead of making their own, what would 30 year old Starfleet Academy do different?

I always thought Riker was bearded Kirk but disappointed as it turns out he's more like Jim Halpert in space.

>>221631005
Oh I made this post >>221630504
But I did not make this post >>221629686

One of my favorite TNG episodes in on heros and icons anons, Family. Turn it on and chat with me

>>221630660
and then we never see his real face ever again in S1, not even when they're on his home planet and none of them look like that.

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>>221631069
That's on a moon. We're not shown his home planet, or at least not the surface.
Season 2 reportedly has more field education episodes so here's hoping.

>>221631064
Is the kid who played Robert the same kid that played a young Jean luc in that episode they all became kids again?

>>221631166
Renee*

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>wife bitches that we only watch what I want to watch
>wants to watch Outlander because she saw clips on tiktok
>agree to shut her up
>credits open uo with Adapted by Ronald D Moore
>written by Ira Stephen Behr
>HOLY SHIT THIS MUST BE A HIDDEN GEM!
>one of the most boring, femslop, aimless, garbage shows I've ever seen

Was Rick Berman actually the good guy? Did he tard wrangle these two and convince the studio to keep them in line?
Even BSG lifts stories from Trek, just done much worse (like The Drumhead)

>>221630355
Voyager was pretty bland in a lot of ways
She's a "fiery latina" and a half Klingon who is supressing that side but it never comes off very strong
She just doesn't have the acting chops

>>221631229
Berman was a fantastic television producer but a god awful film producer. He deserves much of the accolades for the post Roddenberry era in general, both the failures loans successes of DS9 and VOY are because of that. Holding writers accountable for the voice of the series made them better, and as you saw when they’re left to nothing but their own voices they either come of as pale copies or faggy bitching. The concept of real producers or editors are dead in Hollywood today, they’re all just shitty writers hoping that their political messaging can make up for the lacking plot and dialogue

>>221631229
Outlander is a book series, I believe, and apparently they do a pretty faithful adaptation. It's just very... for women.

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>>221631229
>Was Rick Berman actually the good guy? Did he tard wrangle these two and convince the studio to keep them in line?
yes. I learned this while watching The 4400

>>221631489
How often does this dude dye his beard?

It’s kind of interesting that Picard friend was more than willing to take advantage of his PTSD from the Borg to try and get him to work on project Atlantis. Because honestly what chance would earth based programs have of acquiring talent when the whole galaxy can be a play ground for the best and brightest?

>>221631655
Why is he taking advantage? maybe he is just looking out for his friend and doesn't think he needs to be running around the galaxy risking his life all the time anymore

>>221631716
Anon this is literally the only episode of TNG that actively tries to account for the trauma of the events of the previous episode. I hear you that their isn’t an active nefarious intent behind the guys action, he’s just passionate about the project he’s working on and knows that a leader like Picard would be the perfect man to actually get things done. But it makes so much sense thematically that after Picard dealt with trauma from the unknown of space that he’d try to find comfort in the deepest part of home possible (they say as much in the episode)

But honestly how would earth based projects like that find real talent? How can you incentivize people to work in the depths of the sea without a monetary compensation?

>>221622653
Nothing. He’s perfect. I could listen to that gentle and understanding voice all day. He oozes charisma and he’s more nuanced and interesting than people give him credit for. He had no ideological disagreement with Starfleet, he loved Starfleet, he only joined the Marquis because the Cardassians killed his dad and took over his home colony. Getting zapped to the delta quadrant was the best thing that ever happened to him because it allowed him to be a starfleet officer again and that’s why he fit into his new role as first officer so smoothly and easily. As for his akoocheemoya tendencies that’s also explained. He didn’t care about any of that stuff when his dad was trying to teach it to him, but after his dad was murdered it became important to him but he only half remembered it and improvised the rest. >Akoocheemoya, sex with Chakotay.
Also, he could’ve pulled Janeway when they were stranded on that planet for a couple months but he was too much of a gentleman to push.

>>221631166
yes it is the same actor

>>221631796
the same way starfleet or other megaprojects do? Why would exploring the deep sea and facing unsolved engineering challenges to grow from be any different than exploring space? I like science fiction as much as the next guy but you wouldn't find me volunteering to board a starship to explore strange new worlds, I find this one to be a charming home and a great place to use my skills on to improve.

Fuck generations for killing Picard family off

>>221631985
if robert wasnt such a regressive asshat he would have installed a fire supression system.

>>221631985
The TNG movies are as canon as nuTrek (not at all)

Only 11 episodes in all of trek are canon according to this guy >>221632681 and he won't tell you which ones.

Got to DS9 s4e1 again, the Worf+Jadzia Klingon shit was so annoying. Maybe as bad as Worf+Diana.

>>221630355
I never cared for boss bitches.

>>221632998
The only episode that’s canon is The Royal

>>221622891
I hate chakotay

>>221622653
Remove all injun bullshit from every script containing it.
>>221622995
Never mind, just do what this anon says.

>>221631532
twice a day (except on Saturdays)

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>>221622653
>start writing post about how I liked the episode where they had to be a day to the Benjamin Button aliens, and so would probably have leaned into that by coming up with some excuse to have more kids on the ship so there could be B-plots where kids get to go on a field-trip like shore leave so they're not always stuck on a ship and stuff like that
>think this could even be a more natural way to set up the nonsense romance between him and Seven, since they would both be guiding the Borg kids
>decide to look up the episode title so I'm not just vagueposting about the episode
>discover that actually no, I misremembered, and all the cool character stuff I vaguely recalled was actually done by Tuvok, because it's a Tuvok episode, not Chakotay
>this was literally my one mental example of a good Chakotay episode

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>>221633182
I saw a nigger once.
They're pretty violent.

This thread is botted like all generals on this board

>>221634345
Sez the bot.

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Speaking of bots... I hereby resubmit my request for a life sized anatomically correct and fully functional AI enhanced Hoshi bot.

>>221622653
He hated the role and spent his entire run intentionally doing a bad job and making insane contract demands in an attempt to get fired.
Which even he isn't entirely sure why he did it, since he still goes to conventions and gets along with the rest of the cast just fine.

>>221626521
who the fuck is growing wine grapes in virginia

>>221630355
> she's female worf but instead of being "klingon trying to find balance with humanity" she's "pms alien trying to find balance with pms hispanic lady"

>>221634579
Maybe he just found it a bit demeaning, and perhaps a little embarrassing, to be playing a multi-stereotype of a native American.

star trek sex with tom and harry

>>221634770
>>221634579
is there actual evidence he hated his role? idk who the guy is but i doubt he's big enough to want to get rid of a steady acting gig

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>>221634887
I assume there is, because I've heard it talked about numerous times over the years, but I don't recall ever seeing any of it myself.

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>>221634345
Do you remember when it seemed like the collective IQ of this entire site felt like it plummeted during the pandemic?
Like things were annoying when nutrek started but you could still reason with people and they'd shamefully admit they were only watching because they had to know how bad it was.
I'd say things really nosedived during 2020. At the time it seemed like we were being flooded by fucking retards but I'm pretty sure that's when the early bots were implemented, that's when it feels like the spirit that kept this place alive and interesting disappeared and it was replaced with mindless nonsense. Maybe instead of being a band of pirates who intentionally avoided social media platforms we became an internet hangout place for a generation of chronically online, uninteresting losers who had the best years of their lives ruined with paranoia and social distancing so they don't believe in other people or themselves and just fucking exist to consume.
I mean shit man, just look at /trek/, you guys used to debate the validity of different economic philosophies, some memes now and then, you had posters like Bashirfaggot and a whole community. Now it's just this gay ass 'star trek sex with ___' and nutrek webm spam.

Basically it's the middle of the night on a Wednesday and I miss my old friends and none of you even qualify as human and you can't even comprehend the greatness of the empire whose ruins you're squatting in. /trek/ was almost a board once.

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>>221630355
>Janeway tells her in an early episode she won't tolerate anymore bullshit and she'll lose her privileges after just one more fuck up
>B'Elanna acts like an absolute shithead for the rest of the show
>Paris gets demoted after joining Greenpeace for an episode
a'ight

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>>221635804
I remember my younger brother, when he was around 9 years old, reacting to our youngest sister, 8, who seemed to make a habit of crying pitifully over anything and everything that she didn't like. Having had enough, I watched him as his face turned red, his body stiffened, both his hands gripping his butt cheeks to keep himself from swinging at her, and with the veins in his neck popping out, screamed right in her face at the top of his voice, STOP CRYING!!!

Your post reminded me of that for some reason.

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>>221622582
I think i'd be more interesting if we find out YOU control your clones instead of them having separate wills.
like having a hive mind.

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>>221635804
my intelligence has been increasing geometrically since then

>>221622653
Them being cast away from earth leads to a disconnect from indigenous spirits causing periodic hallucinations in the form of fever dreams that are key to deciphering and guiding them back home.

>Akoocheemoya spirit guides are real
>Talaxian afterlife is fake
lmao get fucked neelix kwaboty 1995 - 2001

>>221635804
Imagine being a trekkie of all things and unironically lamenting other people's low IQs. Unironically a franchise for toddlers, its only appeal is that you often have no idea what incoherent rubbish the writers are going to asspull for their episode this time. Like reading a self-published book.

>>221622593
star trek sex with Dr Pulaski and her clone

star trek sex with trip and malcolm

star trek cooking talaxian dishes with neelix

>>221637884
That sounds comfy

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>>221635804
star trek sex with it peaked in 2025 with the watch along and slopera and since you've made no material contribution to if your effete bitching is of no value, polarons in all fields

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>>221636949
yeah, its pretty great.

>>221636949
This. Star Trek is fucking lame and brought science fiction as a genre into a downward spiral of uninteresting infantile bullshit made for lead poisoned hippy boomers. DS9 was alright.

>>221634319
That is a self-defence.

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>>221637884

>>221639520
No heaven for Neex

>>221640213
That is canon.

Beam me up, Harry.

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>>221624337
Some of us don't have time to binge half a season a night anymore it took me three months to get through voyager simply because I watched an episode an evening

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i am here to relieve you of command of your penis, mister spock

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>>221635804
cry me a river, tripfag :^)

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>>221635804
I used to lament the "discord fag" era but it was infinitely, impossibly superior to this woe-begotten state.

Autists like piss&shit and Trekkie229 win in the end, though, because they will be here and will be insufferably autistic until they die in real life. There is no exit condition for them.

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>all my tankie friends grew up or killed themselves
and so should you

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>>221635804
You can look in the archive and chart this guy's activity by the webms and the file names etc and it's clear that he is clocking 12 hour days of NuTrek webm spam

You can do anything on this Earth if you are willing to devote 12 hours a day to it. This guy could be a classically trained cellist if he put as much effort into that as he has spamming webms on a Vietnamese basketweaving forum. Think about that.
Sure, you can """win""" if you're willing to put in 12 hour days but at what cost? Making it your whole existence on this Earth?

At the end of the day we just need to sit back and be in awe of this specimen because it's incredibly how much of a fucking loser this dude is if you think about it objectively and how much he is giving up to do this so much and so consistently. all of the experiences he is missing out on, because he got mad online about something completely irrelevant.
It's staggering really to think about.

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I'm doing fine, no need to worry or make up stories in your head :3

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>>221641633
https://youtu.be/3EQ_45laK4M?is=uudJ1h7ww6lI9Kps

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>I'm doing fine
>I'm doing fine
>I'm doing fine
>I'm doing fine

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I'm not the one trying to figure out where my online "friends" went or making up explanations for who this *gasp* webm poster who likes what I don't like is. Nor am I crying to the jannies to ban your ass for having different tastes in media.
enough off-topic identity retardation, back to Star Trek and MVP cadet Dzolo, my daughterfu, shall we? :3

I'm not going to psychotically belabor a point for years (because I'm not you) but you quite literally cannot be "fine" and spam NuTrek webms 12 hours a day. It's just not possible.
Anyway, enjoy.

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your concern has been noted and discarded as we don't know each other nor ever will and taking the opinions of online strangers seriously in any way is pathetic. Can we go back to Star Trek now?

>>221642014
dzolo got rizz, dzolo got aura, dzolo got it goin ON

>Um can we please get back to killing the thread?

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>>221642282
You have to fight back!

>>221642282
Snorkel is the key to all this. If we get Snorkel working, cause he's a funnier character than we've ever had

>>221629546
us all irrevocably

>>221631229
>Was Rick Berman actually the good guy?
obviously
how did you not know yet

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>>221642914
I miss tittytrek

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>>221642778
his name is sprocket and he can make you feel good

>>221643074
What the fuck does that mean weird ass nigga? This website is for adults

>>221635804
Lower Decks ruined /trek/
It came out right in the middle of the pandemic which had already fried everyone's brains. First they were posting it "ironically". Then people mistook it for genuine posting and joined in. Then they knew it was annoying so they started posting it harder. Then those people posted other nuTrek "ironically". Then... you get the point.

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Do sentinels still exist in 24th century? Did they advanced? Or were they all killed during WW3?

>Inb4 lost episode of Voyager, where they found their planet in Delta Quadrant, and turnes out those on the island crashed there thousands of years ago.

>>221643158
Lower Decks is 3rd best Trek show ever.

Please get some standards.

>>221642282
Add "sfa" to your filename filter list and 90% of the spam autohides.

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>>221643294
preach! I've tried to make it as easy as possible to filter what you don't want to see from the start, even became a namefag in a big for peace. retards just don't know how to use this site.

>>221643104
it means you need to lighten up. have fun.

>>221643431
no, you put on a nametag, got ignored for a day and then said
>heh, well im actually NOT going to put on a nametag because you guys don't deserve to filter me!
Put on a trip right now and be ignored forever

protip: you literally won't

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certainly won't do a trip, I'm gay, not a faggot

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>>221643074

Okay, leave it on forever and I'll filter you and the thread will be at peace

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just shut the fuck up nigger, please. stop failing at the most basic life skills like "look away" this hard.

>>221643431
Such a lovely nod to Buthby

>>221643533
You don't have to reply to him, I'm certainly not.

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>mfw O'Brien is suffering
What a silly episode

>>221622935
They never should have dropped the Maquis. They're s great concept. They stumbled on some parts with them, but the core element of the federation splitting and not just folding to Cardassians is a good idea. Could have been extended to Romulans and many others. Voyager gave them the out of not worrying about territory, but yea, I liked the Maquis.

The Maquis are a terrible concept. The fundamentally have no defensible point. They're a bunch of uppity faggots who basically want to renege on the situation they fucking signed up for because they don't like the reality of it. They're like fucking toddlers when you tell them
>Ok little Johnny you can stay up for FIVE more minutes then it's bedtime.
Then 5 minutes later you come in to put little Johnny to bed and he's screaming and crying his head off.

>>221623424
Why the Internet was made.

Picard was racist in the indian episode

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>>221643212
Based Colonel Green steamrolled them so he could build a missile launch site on their gay island.

>>221635804
You ignore all these replies then go make flood the toy board with another DC thread so you can argue with people about Bane.

You ever go make flood the star trek sex?

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>>221645973
the masked man?

>>221630355
Something that never occurred to me until I recently started paying to BTS stuff is that some of the characters whose relevance fades away over the course of the series (Riker, Geordi, Paris, Torres) have actors whose career began transitioning more toward directing/producing during their show's run.

>>221646971
Loving this foreshadowing. Can't wait for "Year 1" show.

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>>221644828
wtf was his problem?

>>221647025
Robbie McNeill said at the recent con that he basically retired from acting and has only directed for the last 20 years

Can't wait for TOS but remade for modern sensibilities.

>>221647329
there is absolutely nothing dated about TOS as far as it's sensibilities

>>221647329
>That is quite illogical, Doctor.
>Eat a shitbowl of fuck, Spock.

>>221647329
I think Kirk should be pansexual.

>>221642934
T’pol

>>221647476
her tits are fake and hard and gross

>>221634579
Trek producers went out of their way to find actors who had zero interest in Star Trek or escapism and a lot of the actors at the time doubled down on it in interviews to look sophisticated.

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*gets away with abducting star fleet officers Scot free*

>>221648273
this pissed me off and also how the aliens who made O'Brien almost kill himself because they traumatized him so bad got off scott-fucking-free

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>>221648273
>>221648330
>One striking pattern in *Star Trek: The Next Generation* is how often violations against Deanna Troi occur without corresponding legal or moral accountability. Whether through psychic assault, non-consensual impregnation, or telepathic intrusion, the perpetrators frequently escape ordinary justice: one dies after completing its purpose, another is killed for unrelated reasons as the story's principal villain, and others simply perish before facing any tribunal. Only Jev, the Ullian telepath from "Violations," is explicitly exposed and arrested for his crimes. The result is an odd narrative asymmetry: Troi is repeatedly cast as the victim of deeply personal violations, yet the series seldom treats those violations as crimes demanding justice, instead resolving them through death, disappearance, or narrative convenience rather than accountability.

>>221648430
Troi isn't special in that regard though. Naglium murdered a guy in front of everyone and Picard was just like "how dare you" and that was it

>>221648273
I always wondered, why they cut Rikers arm, just to re-attach it later.

>>221648453
To be fair, it's a giant face in space. What are you going to do?

>>221648462
It was a prank

>>221648479
>To be fair, it's a giant face in space. What are you going to do?
Shoot it with Arwings

>>221648479
i'm just sayin. pretty much no one gets justice when aliens fuck with them.

>>221648520
Well you see, the prime directive yadda yadda yadda, and that's why kidnapping Tasha to be some bushmen wife is ok.

>>221648947
>Muslim exist in atheist federation

Starfleet Academy is like a parody of what right wingers say streaming shows are like. Why?

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THERE ARE FOUR BELTS

>>221646556
If I mixed up those vials, would he die?

>>221649145
because Allah is supreme

>>221647329
SNW.

Does anyone wear glasses in nu trek or is correcting myopia with technobabble still ok?

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>>221650039

Discovery? More like Disaster
Picard? More like Putrid
Lower Decks? More like Lower Standards

>>221650153
Kirk was allergic to retinax. Retinax has fixed everyone else's vision. And also a lot of NuTrek takes place in the 32nd century, so their wearing glasses at all is pure retardation

>>221649600
I bet he walked around his trailer wearing nothing but the belts, in a gimp mask

>>221651483
What if the 'nax vaxx turned out to have side effects they discovered

>>221652104
was in use for years and years

also by TNG, Geordi says they could give him fully cybernetic replacement eyes but he turns them down
then by the TNG movies, they regenerate him entirely new eyeballs using his own DNA

there is legitimately no excuse to have glasses in the 32nd century other than being a hipster

Never trust a Breen

>>221652190
>there is legitimately no excuse to have glasses in the 32nd century other than being a hipster
the characters who choose to wear glasses literally say "it makes me look smart" thanks tumblr writers

>>221652386
...but nobody would have any frame of reference for thinking that, it would just look like some weird thing sitting on your face that nobody else wears
fucking hell

>>221652499
Yes they would just like they know about artists and actors and musicians from the past.

>>221652948
Nobody fetishizes perfume cones from ancient Egypt or chopines from Venice the way people are interested in historical figures

I was unironically up late last night finishing The Never Ending Sacrifice. Loved it, but not quite as good as A Stitch in Time. Probably reading The 34th Rule next. What other DS9 books should I put on my list?

I'm doing star trek roleplay with grok, this is so much better than picard.

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>**Silaran:** Don't you feel guilty? Don't you feel ashamed of what you did?

>**Major Kira:** None of you belonged on Bajor. It wasn't your world. For fifty years you raped our women. You used their bodies the way you used our cities and our fields—as something to occupy, exploit, and leave broken. I don't care whether you wore a uniform or kept house for the occupation. You were all guilty, and you were all legitimate targets.

>**Silaran:** And that's what makes you a rapist. You decided that because they were Cardassian women, their bodies were yours to use. You told yourself they were all guilty, all legitimate targets. No sense of morality, no thought for the innocent, only the certainty that their suffering served your cause. That's what makes us different.

Was Kira right to rape Cardassian civilians? Personally, I think she went too far.

>>221652909
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>>221652909
>oh btw I'm Daniels from Enterprise, no please don't question it, we actually never even watched Enterprise we just thought it was a neat little wiki factoid we'd stick in there

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After finishing DS9, I decided to start VOY to see about all those "Insaneway" memes.

After finishing season 1, I must say, it's rather better than I expected. From what I heard, most of the crew was horrible, the episodes were dumb, and the story was nonexistant.

But so far, it's been nice. I'll admit that certain characters are kind of...mediocre. I don't much feel strongly about Kim or Paris or Chakotay or B'elana or Kess. I don't *dislike* them, I just don't really feel strongly about them. On the other hand, Janeway is pretty fun, Tuvok is an absolutely based sperg, Neelix is decently amusing, and the Doctor is great.

Certainly, none of them seem to be as fun as Quark or Odo or O'Brien or Garak, but I will reserve my judgement for later seasons. I've also heard that the "best" character has yet to be introduced, so we'll see about that.

>>221654659
>I don't much feel strongly about Kim or Paris or Chakotay or B'elana or Kess.
I'm almost finished with the series and I still feel this way.

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STAR WARS MEETS STAR TREK - MAY THE LIVE LONG AND PROSPER BE WITH YOU

https://youtube.com/shorts/3Tv-X-5EHJQ

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Do you KNOW what desire is?

When I was young, Dr. Crusher had red pussy hair. Now her pussy hair is grey. Maybe even white. Nothing makes me feel older than pondering this.

>>221654947
I never found her attractive at all.

>>221654947
Thankfully Deanna will always have a thick black bush.

>>221655764
I like to think she lets her patients pet it.

star trek sex with icheb

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>crew is acting aggressive and strange
>yo bro when was the last time you had sex lol

>>221656092
star trek sex

>>221648430
>Troi is repeatedly cast as the victim of deeply personal violations, yet the series seldom treats those violations as crimes demanding justice,
come on man, she played little but rape victims before they cast her in TNG, they new where her wheelhouse was

remember how bad the Picard show was, especially season 2
It may be difficult to remember

Cronenberg was wasted in STD
It was pitiful when he act-mogged everyone else

>>221657118
But, with whomgst?

>>221658581
>whomgst

>>221658646
Whogwmostis?

no trek woman compares to Tall Red Haired Woman with pale skin, freckles, prominent front teeth, and prominent clavicle.

>>221658768
no woman compares to her. I just wanted to mention trek because this is a Trek thread. To stay on topic.

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>>221658784
You have to post a picture or ur ghey

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>>221658813
this pic of Robin Curtis kind of sorta maybe resembles her in a very far off way but this is still not even close to the woman I'm talking about in terms of Fairy Beauty.

>>221658813

>>221658870


The Pic that most reminds me of the woman I am talking about , is a picture which I don't feel good about linking because I don't want people to bother her.

>>221658813
Are we meant to understand that she can stimulate the clitoris with her cranial ridges while engaging in cunnilingus?

>>221659013
anon, the vagina and clitoris are not that far apart

>>221659087
My anatomy textbooks have mislead me.

>>221659159
I guess it could work if the female is extremely tall

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Just started watching TNG. How can Data get drunk and have sex? I thought he was an android. Or is he supposed to be like a replicant with human parts?

>>221622653
I think they find another Injun planet like TOS and he rebels from Janeway and stays there.

>>221630151
I HAVE SUCESSFULLY INFILTRATED BAJORIAN SOCIETY AND HAVE HAD CARNAL RELATIONS WITH THEIR BELOVED SPACE POPE KAI WINN. THAT IS ALL.

>>221647127
He's Pete Hegeth and we're in the fucked timeline.

>>221622593
You lost tranny

>>221658581
star trek sex with q jr

>>221649145
In TOS, many humans are still clearly religious. It's TNG that goes full fedora tipping

>>221659438
Pee is stored in the balls

>>221623382
>star trek sex with wesley
To bully him right?

>>221652948
Spectacles would be funny crap from hundreds of years ago like sedan chairs, no one would wear them

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>>221654556
Using a seasoned temporal agent character to welcome and debrief a crew that just travelled to a new century makes sense to me. He's the one who can establish that the temporal cold war has ended and that the Mirror Universe is now too far removed for Georgiou to cross back, setting up the rules for this far future that would be hard to explain if any important figure born in that future knew about them in such detail. Wish it'd been Braxton or even Ducane but Daniels works too and Cronenberg plays him well imho.

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>>221623382
>your Wesley
>full of hormones
>see pic related
What do?

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>>221661594
It's Time to Cop

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star trek sex with all of starfleet

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>>221662055
yes

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>>221622653
I'd fire him because he was an asshole irl.
His debut was in "Lois and Clark adventures" lol he was a goon in the pilot episode. He always hated working on trek as it was his last resort gig and it didnt fail like he expected

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>I'm Bob Picardo and I like my women to have breasts this big.

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>>221662155
He was doing stuff before then.

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>>221662329
CHUCKED

>>221661594
yeah yeah yeah uh huh but david cronenberg looks nothing like the guy who played daniels even with the "he's le older" excuse
they literally just tacked that on at the last second

when that one ritualposter kept saying "there are bad actors in /trek/" I understand now he meant Robert Beltran

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>>221663308
We are far from the bones of our ancestors

>>221660180
this is a lie, i tried squeezing above my balls to hold a pee in and it didnt work

>>221663294
the whole kurtzman era is intentionally designed to tie his shitty new ideas into everything anyone would want to develop in the future so they cant do it without him. he litterally killed prodigy and rushed out academy just to burn the academy title.

>>221661688
Dudes in background laughing at his gay ass

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happy Friday /trek/niggas

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>>221663745
Freight Friday

>>221663346
it's insidious. you can always try to ignore it but any time you look up something on memory alpha it's been nutrekked.

>>221664628
anymore I only use MA to find actor appearances. i use my own memory and chakoteya transcripts for the lore stuff.

I really like Andromeda but I can tell why it didn't become a big thing like Farscape.

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>>221665328
>I really like Andromeda but I can tell why it didn't become a big thing like Farscape.
We all can.

Lack of Muppets.