>Ok I'd like a plain omelette, no potatoes, tomatoes instead, a cup of coffee and wheat toast.
>>221626565I randomly stumbled upon her YouTube channel the other day.
Heres your johnnycakes
>>221626565>AHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK YOU ASSHOLE
Not a problem sir
>>221626565I'll get a steaming load of shit from your big fat scrumptious white ass.
>>221626653Did she furiously fuck you a split second later?
>>221626565While the diner scene is (mostly) relatable before he chimps out, its commendable how unlikable they make the protagonist. Dude's in his 30's and doesn't have jack shit figured out, refuses his inherited wealth out of spite and declared self-reliance, and has an ego that can't keep up with his actual half-assed deeds. He's literally me.