Harrenhal (is off the table as well) editionPrevious >>221623055
>>221627060Good Egg
I shaposhe
The Doom of the Valyrian Freehold saw a peninsula and its people consumed by fire and smoke.An entire civilization, its inhabitants and their gods, their loves, grudges, guilts, and pain all drowned in a sea of ash and sorrow.None who dwelt there survived, nor did their histories. The Library of Tyria, the largest and most renowned repository of knowledge of its day, was destroyed. Books, scrolls, and tomes turned to cinder. But while the fate of memory seemed sealed, not all was lost.Elsewhere on the continent of Essos were dragonlords, spending time away from their homelands. Some were on patrols, and some to exact punishment upon anyone who dared deny the power of Valyria. Yet one other, whose name has come down to us, was away to take stock of the foliage, plants, and teal mosses known throughout the resplendent forests of Qohor.Jaehaelor Mataeryon, a freeborn landowner and gardener by trade and passion, was at work collecting samples when the earth shook and the sky turned red. As the days passed and news travelled, it became clear that Jaehaelor's home, family, and people had been destroyed.Not knowing if he were the last of the dragonriders, Jaehaelor packed his bags and flew to the southeastern most of the free cities, Valyria's first daughter in Volantis. It was there, if tales can be believed, where he spent the remainder of his life scratching everything he could remember of his gardens on sheets of parchment so long they rivaled the broad stone highways of his people.(continued)
(continued)(Jaehaelor's dragon died in captivity not three years later. Unable or forbidden to ride her, who can truly say, her leathern wings are said to have shriveled after refusing sheep, goat, dog, and horse. Jaehalor himself did not long outlive his dragon, passing from this mortal coil at the age of five and fifty while traversing the Long Bridge. It was there he saw two masters exacting punishment against their slaves. Tearfully, the gardener flung himself between the victims and the whip, collapsing after being lashed for nigh on an hour. That is a tale for another time, however, and beyond our current purview.)Bound in twine and stored expertly within the Black Walls, Jaehaelor's writings were gifted to the Citadel on this, the fourth day of the fourth moon of 36 AC. It has now passed to me to cement his memories into the bold minds of those who pass through this, the greatest repository of knowledge in the known world.Fortunately for us, the majority of Jaehaelor's accounts detail his passion for plant, leaf, moss, and tree. Further is an exhaustive description of his glass orb greenhouse, which is said to have been built into the topless tower of the Matareyons, held in place by no less than thirty- three stone Sphinxes, with eyes of garnet.(continued)
The Rape of Nanking is just a Tuesday in Westeros
Lyanna OWED Robert sex
>>221627112For the greens? Yeah
(continued)Let us so begin with the base of all things soil. It must be emphasized that the volcanic soils of Old Valyria were much different than those found in Westeros, save for Dragonstone, that small island sitting at the mouth of Blackwater Bay. It is from this soil that our first plant springs: the silk grasses of Valyria. Blossoming and stretching their glossy fingers up, as if alive, these tendrils are written to have braided and folded themselves apart and together again like coils of rope. If Jaehaelor can be believed, these grasses also laid the foundation for almost every meal on the Valyrian Peninsula, as garnishment. Though it must be noted that while this variety of vegetation was enjoyed by dragonlords and their kin, it was forbidden to slaves.In a sad turn of events, Jaehaelor himself describes his own misfortune of having walked in on a bed slave, Narha, nibbling on this particular fruit of his precious soil. Forced to slit her wrists with his Valyrian steel blade, he notes having bottled her blood and using it to nourish his Ruby Ferns, which he then describes as having grown to extraordinary heights.(continued)
>>221627112the japanese were serious green supporters
>>221626798https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJKLTYzvPuk
(continued)Let us now turn to the fruits of Jaehaelor's gardens, most notable of which is described as a purple mango with crawling vines. In his writings, the fruit is described as so dense and yet so nourishing that it could fuel a soldier on long journeys. Available to nobles alone, it is written that only those pure of heart could ingest it.In formal trial or in familial disputes, the fruit was often said to be invoked as judgement. Jachaerlor's own mother, it pains me to note, ingested it and passed from this world after a bloody stool and terrible cramping in the gut. I would be remiss here to note, however, that there are known poisons that bring its victims to similar ends. Most notably the Tears of Lys. Yet as Jaehaelor mentions having no wife or female siblings, this notion can most certainly be discarded as poison is known to be a woman's weapon.(continued)
>>221627124If a chad like Bobby B got cucked by two women, what hope is there for us smallfolk?
episode 3 was the best one so far
(continued)Let us here turn to an examination of the White Tree of Flames. Known in the Freehold for the coppery sheen of its leaves, its pungent roots are said to have grown above ground, twisting around its own trunk like the walls of some great keep. According to his writings, and of course the unreliability of memory cannot be gainsaid, Jachaelor claims only one such tree existed, and that in his own orb of glass, high atop a tower overlooking a city distorted through ripples of heat.If so, and if Jaehaelor's claims are true, what might that mean? Where did this tree come from? From whence came its seed? Could it be that the ancient gods of Valyria were of some distant relation to the children of the forest? There is no mention of a face carved into its bark, but Jaehaelor does describe it with a certain reverence, as if a living wood, as powerful as fire.Such a notion I will leave for the time being and turn instead to the most peculiar of Jaehaelor's obsessions—a grunting shrub that is described as having the power to uproot itself and walk across the gardens, but only at nightfall. Our source himself for near a year thought himself mad, writing: I must surely start taking note of where his grunts start and stop, for twice now I've arisen to find this plant growing from the ceiling and then the floor.I will leave this curious mystery for the nonce and reflect on the sorceries of Old Valyria. Blood and fire are the words come down to us, and while Jaehaelor attributes the queer events in his gardens to magic, how much of that can be believed is a question I, as an honest historian, cannot hope to answer. For the nonce let us say that our Gardener of Mataryon had a grumbling shrub that he periodically misplaced.(continued)
>>221627159To be fair, he completely ignored Cersei and fucked like half the continent
(continued)Let us finally turn our gaze to the jeweled mosses of Valyria. Twinkling, like beacons guiding ships to harbor, the spores of these flowerless green plants are described as having erupted from stalked capsules, and would cover the glass windows of the gardens if not pruned once every moon. Along with its impressive growth came a scent Jaehaelor describes as the akin to fruit of Meraxes's Scepter. Though known to us as the she-dragon of the late Queen Rhaenys, Meraxes was named after one of the many Old Gods of Valyria. That this god had a scent is new to us, however, and Jaehalor gives us no other clue than to say: the stench is so sour it inflames the stinging hairs of my nettles.
Valyrians were pagan nature worshipers before the fishy rapists from the Shadow came over and spliced their magic with their own sick twisted one.
THIS KILLS THE REDDIT
>>221627124>be happy traveling the countryside fighting all day long and then breeding bessie all night longvs>cry after a slut who ran away with the most obnoxious fuckboy in the seven kingdoms and then marry a crazy bitchbobby can only blame himself for the choices he made
>>221627216I felt bad for Criston here desu
>>221627216Still hit.
Rape of Berlin? That's just Jasper Wylde popping out to the shops
Team Yellow reporting in!
> Such a notion I will leave for the time being and turn instead to the most peculiar of Jaehaelor's obsessions—a grunting shrub that is described as having the power to uproot itself and walk across the gardens, but only at nightfall. Our source himself for near a year thought himself mad, writing: I must surely start taking note of where his grunts start and stop, for twice now I've arisen to find this plant growing from the ceiling and then the floor.Where do I purchase one of these plants?
>>221627112Imagine how awful Yi-Ti must be
A blessing in the name of the Seven Who Are One.
What the fuck is a phantom tortoise???
>>221627264Based Yellow Turbans.
The Yellow Toad is a kino character
I get it to be fair, Alicent is a prime piece of rapebait
>>221627296based
>>221627340but half of kings landing got a piece of her by now. surely she shouldnt be raped THAT much
>>221627296Isn't the flag of surrender a rainbow flag or am I remembering incorrectly?
The Dornish are literally Arabs“I would rather my people DIE than live as slaves”Slaves? SLAVES? Aegon just wanted you to be a part of his kingdom.
Why is magic such a bitch? It can just say “no” at a moments notice.
>>221627165Best of the seriesNot a high bar but still
>>221627230Kinda mad how the gap between her tits is just the right size for my face.
Is this "s3 is so good and the last episode was amazing!" bullshit the current /got/ meme of the week of something?
>>221627487The show is fucking trash. Last episode was especially trash because the only character worth watching had 0 scenes
>>221627487What’s a meme?
SER CRISTONTHE QUEEN FUCKING MUST STOP
>>221627428The Dornish are definitely not Arabs because they're good at warfare.
>>221627428Based Dornish. Not a filthy andal ever rules those sands.
>>221627509this nigga is dipping in the royal ports
>>221627487normies were saying the same things at the beginning of s2. actually they said it during got s8 early episodes too. they always cope, by the end of the season they'll come around
>>221627428Those niggers burned and enslaved their ancestors and destroyed their cities back in Essos, I'd also fight back, fuck those lizard men.
Which realm has the best food?
>>221627517Nymeria got ANDALED
>>221627532I'm not even talking about normalfags people here are spamming that shit.
>>221627547North of the Wall
>>221627487its trash but there are okay moments
>>221627216I like Daemon with this hair, he looks decent
>>221627547When they talk about how Meereen eats dogs Dany think how she’s eaten dog in other places so wtf does all of essos eat Dogs? I assume they eat them east of Qarth too
>>221627517>
>>221627579>HE'S GOING TO SAY IT, GET DOWN MADAM QUEEN!
>>221627547the reach
>>221627579this and the high septon scenes were based. mayb he could have mentioned how vaemond was right to make it even better
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I wonder if Rhaenyra had enough food on that cart to give everyone at least 0.25 grams of a fruit or veggieit'd be like that Mickey cartoon where they sliced the BEAN paper thin
they could've sprinkled in some maester sneaky shit
>>221627216gods I miss season 1
>>221627509What would you have him do?https://youtu.be/FOdKHpP19OE
>>221627487Literal actual non figurative bots
>>221627643nah vaemond was a retard and a jilted younger brother, everything he did was out of spite more for his brother and his leadership than the future of his house, he was only "right" retrospectivley
>>221627670I don't think 4chan is producing the show.
>>221627648what the fuck
>>221627682Yeah otherwise it’d be good
>>221627670Munkun did set up for Alicent to sell out her entire family
>>221627673monke was cute and bratty
was Laenor a pedo? she said he fucked the youngest lustiest boys
>>221627710>munkunWhy do maesters have wierd fucked up fantasy names that nobody else in the series has
>>221627706it would have even more rape
I miss Dany :(
>>221627706Only if they hire me, a literal book autist.
>>221627670How do I reconcile the fact that the maesters are right about dragons with the fact that dragons are really cool?
>>221627777the same way you can reconcile with the fact that war is bad but jet fighters are really fucking cool
>>221627786he'd def have that System of a Down >WAKE UP>GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT ON A LIL MAKEUPsong too whatever it's called
>>221627777only the brainlets itt think the maester hated dragons or valyria lore
>>221627777dragons are like rape. rape is cool but its also dangerous and it shouldnt exist
A man can suffer no fate worse than being denied his sisterwife.
why does alicent look so fat? is olivia cooke pregnant?
Valaryian -> Velaryon
>>221627648why did they do this to her
>>221627881why pimp out danny to some savage rapist? honestly i like vizzy but this was a major mistake. she was ready to give him many pureblooded targ children
>>221627777Checked
>>221627923Because he wanted the throne not a bunch of babies.
>>221627923Illyrio trained him wrong on purpose.
The show has too many supernatural elements in it. It cheapens the whole comet bringing magic back into the world thing
George came up with the name Aenys just to be a dick. There is no other reason. He knew EXACTLY what he was doing.
Brat Monke
>>221628003
>>221627979I assume it'd be pronounced "a-niece"
Need this duo.
i miss monke...
>>221628003>takes syrax and flees to the east with criston cole>they find work as mercenaries as a swashbuckling duo: a dragonrider and one of the greatest swordsmen of his generationImagine the alternative timeline.
>>221628025I post for she
when caraxes is not on screen, everyone should be asking "where is caraxes?"
>>221628110disgusting wyrm
>>221628110vro needs to fix his posture
>tfw no kisses
>>221628129tranny
Fuck you fat man
>>221628149Shouldve married jaehaera to viserys
>>221628097If she had taken a bunch of eggs and sold them, they would've lived like kings in somewhere like Lys or Braavos, no need for mercenary work.
>>221628149Why are the greens so fucking evil?
>>221628149Targ....ARYAN
>>221628149but who got her pregnant
>>221628207Aegon before losing his penor
>>221628138Is it customary to kiss while raping?
>>221628256only on the forehead
Bodied that freak
>>221628279Wait this is the guy from that meme ping pong movie.
Best High Valyrian.
>>221628291Yeah but his line delivery was killer.
>>221628279Tim Curry looking ass.
>>221628149>same baby that played baby Helaena>also the sister of S2 Jaehaeraextremely cute
>>221628324Maybe I should finish the episode...
What’s the point of having some impotent cripple becoming king at the end of all this? Is he immortal or does the game continue after he’s gone.
>>221628279ENTER moment
Are there no lizards in Westeros?How come enemies of Targs never use it as a derogatory term for them?
>>221628279Realistically, how do you reply to him without sounding mad?
They straight up aired 60 minutes of revelation showing exactly why a woman should never rule that’s crazy
>>221628459call out to my guard and tell them to bring fatty an extra plate of rat
Your move, Eddard.
>>221628500>heh well played my queen. I do enjoy the taste of rat. *eats the whole thing*
>>221628563WE NEED MORE TIME!
Rhaenyra is surrounded by idiots, It’s not her fault really.
Why did they recast some characters for the timeskip, but not others?
Think they’ll shake things up a little and have rhaenyra cry next episode?
>>221628149
>>221628385He's the current flesh puppet of a near omniscient hivemind. He has no wants of lusts of his own. No idiosyncracies. Just pure reason. Probably GRRMs idea of an ideal ruler.
>>221628679>InterstellarBookshelfCrying.webm
>>221628654Shut the fuck up lizard fucker
>>221628685He is a fleshpuppet of (((Children of the Forest))) who will use him to subvert and destroy humans.
>>221627923I always got the impression that he was just playing the long game. Virtue is secondary for Targs, so who cares? Let that goober fuck her, even have a few kids, then when the war is over and the seven kingdoms are his, kill the mongoloids and her children, rape her, get her pregnant, then thirteen years later marry your brand new, untouched daughterwife.
wtf is all this millenial femcel shit in episode 3>Im a queen i have anxiety >aiiiieeee my coochie is bleeding>i go fuck my brother now
MRW Alicent
>>221628758e3 was the "experimental" hess episode and I know what you're thinking right now anon! >What was the experiment?No one know
>>221628758uh, n'wah, are you new to ASOIAF? GRRM is obsessed with whiny bitches.
>>221628758She's a useless ruler, that's the point
>>221628732How is he the only Targaryen across three adaptations to not have a shit wig.
>>221628732He didn't want any of this, he just wanted to get drunk with his mates.
>>221628782the new small council is very DEI coded
>>221628815
>>221628732why is he so smol
>>221628758shes a whore, her sons are bastards, her dragons are abominations, her dragonseeds are a disgrace. and shes shit at being a ruler, the 1 thing she thinks she deserves she cannot do properly. its a disaster
>>221628732What in the fuck am I watching? Are the swords CGI? It feels like I'm having a seizure, they're so twitchy. Especially at the end when they come back up.
>>221628815Daemon is so lucky...
Would have been so much more interesting if Rhaenyra was still psychosexually obsessed with her childhood best friend from 20 years ago, meanwhile Alicent has grown to despise Rhaenyra and hates being around her. I want that awkward dynamic, not pissy low-level sexual tension.
>>221628860The guys are just dyels who can't hold the swords straight.
>>221627923Selling Dany to the Dothraki and trying to set up Viserys with Arianne for Dorne's support were all a smoke screen. A distraction for the main event that was Faegon. Dany and Viserys were spawn of the Mad King as thus tainted, where Rhaegar's own son was pure and the plan all along.Bringing the Dothraki to Westeros would cause enough chaos but they wouldn't be able strong enough take the throne but they would do a good job to soften up anti-Targ forces for the Golden Company to swoop in to take all the glory.
>>221628890Then why hand her three nuclear weapons
>>221628890
>>221628815King Trystane Truefyre
>>221628890the fatman's plan?!
>>221628936Because no one expected a botched blood ritual would revive the eggs.
I hear Mother
>>221627216The prank that horrified Fabien Frankel>Cooke began by explaining the awkward logistics of filming intimate scenes, noting that protective gear is required: She said, “I had to do a sex scene where my scene partner was underneath my skirts. You can imagine what was happening and dominoes. Um, because you have to wear these, you know, these strap‑ons. These strap‑ons. We have these stickers. We have to wear these sort of like padded sticky jock straps for, you know, obvious reasons.”>To break the tension, she decided to make a bold request to the costume team: Cooke recalled, “And I said, ‘Can you make me the biggest, hairiest mirkin? And I want the color to be fiery red to match my hair.’ And that’s power. And it looks incredible. It looks incredible.”>But when she revealed the prank to her co‑star, his reaction was far from amused: She admitted, “And you know, I stuck it on and the reaction that my castmate had, Fabien, which I was a bit alarmed. But I was like, like surely you’ve seen like hair pub pubes before. Um, but he leapt to the other side of the room and he was so shocked and disgusted and he thought it was real and I was like, ‘Oh no, what have I done? What have I done? What have I done?’ I thought this was going to be funny, but he was like I think he was really stricken with anxiety from that experience.”Is Fabien Frankel gay irl?
it was a good episode desu
>>221627032HINT HINT guys.Remember game of thrones?Helaena can sense Tommen's future death in the room. That is why she wants to leave.
Lord Hammer, my condolences.
>>221628949I fucking hate gold cloaks
>>221629004
>>221628993They definitely fucked before. He and Milly too.
>>221628993
>>221629004>so I’m a prisoner until you kill my sons?Asked the woman who agreed to the execution of her sons in exchange for her freedom
>>221627547Obviously the reach
>>221627547The sisters
>>221628936If we assume that those eggs were left over from the Dance then after 150 years of trying bullshit to make them hatch Illyrio rightfully assumed that they'd never hatch so giving them to Dany/Viserys couldn't hurt and likely sweetened the deal with Drogo.
>>221629013>slips on your guts
>>221628949Will they show what happens to >him next? Dinner with Caraxes or bath with Daemon?
>Daemon's plan to open a second front on the greens
>>221629204>almost certainlyyou can't punish someone because because you're "almost certain" he did something
>>221628956the comet revived the eggs.
>>221629012Being stuck in a room 24/7 with Alicent likely isn't ideal for either party. Alicent probably ranting non-stop about how it's all according to plan while Helaena spouts cryptic gibberish while wondering if anyone is bothering to feed her ant farm/daughter.
>>221629013Show Hugh is too kind and meek to go on a rape and murder spree. Jon will be cutting down a hero.
>>221629320Why won't they put Jaehaera with them in that room? They are just bullying a little girl.
>>221628993She was flirting with him and he dropped that ball hard.
>>221629043i fucking love this image
>>221629320>stuck in a room with alicent 247
>>221629332Ormund will tell him to rape to prove he is worthy of being green.
>>221627032egg is icsh
>>221628956>>221629295Accidental ritual sacrifice to the blood star
>>221627487It's way better than Season 2, but it's still trying to portrait Allicent and Rhaenyra as decent human beings, so it's still really disappointing
>>221629353He’s loyal to his gf. He and Olivia had tooMuch chemistry
>>221629341they do everything in their power to avoid filming scenes with kids
>>221629320>Being stuck in a room 24/7 with Alicent likely isn't ideal for either party.>>221629341>Why won't they put Jaehaera with them in that room?" Jaehaera was married to her cousin, King Aegon III Targaryen, as part of the peace agreement. Since she was eight years old at the time of the marriage and Aegon was eleven, it was not consummated.[9] Jaehaera's grandmother was rarely allowed contact with her at this time. When they finally did share a meal, Alicent told her to slit her husband's throat in his sleep, setting the child to screaming."
>>221629269People have been punished with far less certainty.
>>221629389>"it is better 100 guilty Persons should escape than that one innocent Person should sufferDoesn't matter.
>>221629341Jaehaera is as hostage they are keeping separate to ensure the compliance of her mother and grandmother. The visitation hours are just to prove they are holding up their end of the deal.
>>221627165This just reminded me that the Egyptians genuinely believe that a coordinated, racist conspiracy is to blame for their complete and total failure to win a soccer match.
Is Cole a chad who became a chud or a chud who became a chad?
>>221629385>When they finally did share a meal, Alicent told her to slit her husband's throat in his sleep, setting the child to screamingSexist Maester propaganda. She was actually trying to show jaehaera the prophecy dagger and tell her about the prince who was promised but jaehaera is scared of sharp things so she screamed
>>221629341She is a hostage to prevent them from fleeing. Everyone knows the Red Keep isn't secure in any fashion with its network of secret passages. Haelana and Alicent can flee at any time.
>>221627698Indeed, quite the transformation. I don't blame her though, genetics are unavoidable.
>>221629471Book Cole never stopped being the chadest of the chads. Show Cole it's a roller coaster ride.
I could go for some rape right now
>>221629471Chad who became pampered. Young Cole was a badass, and a proven soldier. But he grew soft being Aegon's hand and drowning in Alicent pussy. So when he actually had to hit the field again, he realized war sucks and got all pissy about it.
Is Old Town the Little St. James of ASOIAF?
>>221629043STOP POSTING THIS
>>221629553That's Dragonstone.
>>221628782I can't stand her voice. Im not sure what exactly it is, but it's just annoying.
>>221629587Perhaps the fact that 50% of what she says is completely unintelligible
>>221629535Nigger he literally saw dragons completely incinerate his troops, you’d be pissy too.
>>221628993this prank pretty much confirmed they fucked before, him being shocked probably comes from the fact that he has seen her pussy and is shocked where the fuck did all the pubes come from
>>221629587At this point I'm not sure what kind of accent she's trying to do. It switches between words, some scenes she has it, some scenes she doesn't.
>>221629535he's a mindbroken rape victim. raped by this monster
>>221629573
Ah, yes, Aegon hanged all the rat catchers.
Daemon is like that friend who was once cool but got a gf and became a fag
>>221629434this isnt the current world, Ned didnt' deem Cersei guilty by sneaking Joffreys DNA into a paternity test
>>221629644A shitty actress accent. She executed it perfectly, if I must say.
>>221629669It's the meme that keeps on giving
>>221627786>Psychosocial based mommy issues edgelord
>>221629587I want to bash her head with a rock every time she opens her mouth
Just saw the episode, aside from laughably bad acting from Mysaria and the bizarre fAeron twist (wtf was the point?) this was the first decent episode of the season. IDK why people are going on about feminism, the episode clearly portrays Rhaenyra as completely inept and bouncing around aimlessly. Emma was extremely cute throughout>>221628279I actually laughed out loud when he popped up. He was one of the few good things about the Fantastic Beasts movies. I don't remember a Manderly from the book, does he have some plot function?
>>221629669No beast shall be harmed
>>221629265If only.
>>221629535Meleys burned half his army before that retard Aemond decided to show up only to fry Aegon and Sunfyre. Of course he's jaded.
>>221629700The Fake Daeron is a reference to in the books where a couple different imposters pop up from time to time claiming to be Daeron(which is a historical reference to False Dimitry where different imposters claimed to be Ivan the Terribles son) after the time the series depicts
Show Hugh hammer suuuuuuucks compared to his book counterpart
>>221629782It’s setting up the fake daeron dying in a tent, the real daeron going incognito and later being one of the daeron “pretenders”, or he’ll marry rhaena
>>221629676Daemon doesn't have friends.
>>221629789The show is doing a good job depicting reasons why Hugh and Ulf jump ship eventually where in the books iirc it just kinda happens.
>>221629679Not an argument.
>>221629700He's black during the Dance and later one of regents and a Hand for Aegon III
>>221629813I'm all for Real Daeron to not get TENTED in this adaption but I don't see how fake Daeron is going to be getting back to Tumbleton so he can take the bullet. Unless it becomes a running gag where people aren't able to tell fake Daeron is a fake even on the Greens side.
She needs a vacation.
>>221629365>>221628303luke is icsh
>>221629955She needs my son in her
>>221629944People are FUCKING coping because the writers hate the greens and daeron is not going to survive lol also the fake daeron will become trystane for sure to avoid kid actors.
>>221628025I grieve for the loss of Monke EVERY DAY man...Can she return and eplace current Rhaenyra already? I'm sick of her.
>>221629700posting some more cute RhaeRhaes
>>221630045
>>221630029At least with Supergirl flopping, she is in a position where she will basically have to go nude for her next role if she wants to cling to relevance.
>>221630072
>>221630008It wouldn’t really be a change even, Daerons death was ambiguous as fuck in the book. One of the fake Daerons was obviously the real daeron
>>221629700>laughably bad acting from Mysariaacting seems fine, it's her voice that bothers me or maybe her accent, I'm not sure. >wtf was the point?Besides protecting a potential heir to throne? >IDK why people are going on about feminismIf it was any more flagrant, they'd be septum pierced, cat eye bespectacled and side buzzing their purple hair while riding Subarus instead of dragons. There's no shame in admitting that Hotd is the more feminist, woke version of GOT.
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>>221630029No thanks, we are good here.
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>>221630126
>>221627786Literally me.
>>221627514iraq and afghanistan both have war wins against israelistan and putinstan. they are only slightly worse at war than nips. definitely better than the white man in the recent decades
>>221630147
>>221627487>"s3 is so good and the last episode was amazing!nobody said this
>Keep your chain. We are all traitors here.gigabased
>>221630114Monke mogs the ever loving fuck outta trannyra
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>>221629265Kek. When he talked about conquering Yi Ti I was thinking of the Ck2 mod people used to post here.
>>221630163Afghanis are not arabs
>>221630100I'm not sure Daeron's dragon would have gone berserk like it did if he'd survived the tent. Whatever psychic link the rider has with their dragon getting severed usually causes them a level of distress like how Dreamfyre freaked out when Helaena got taken out.
>Daemon survives Battle of Gods eye>Decides to go conquer West of Westeros>A few hundred years later, Arya Stark stumbles upon a continent full of Targ dragon lords who swiftly kill her
so when's tyland gonna show? there was that pic of him with one arm
>>221630102her voice just reminds me of Shae's shitty scenes in GoT though Mysaria has more of a brit and possibly somewhat asian thing going on with the voice. Either way it just comes off as kind of annoying to listen to.
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>>221630285According to the spoilers he is floating to essos
>>221630285Sooner or later, Rhae Rhae still needs to cut off his balls.
>>221630102>acting seems finedo an IQ test and report back
>>221630266Not according to the leaks.
>>221630327I'm sorry anon but someone tricked you with fake leaks, gods eye is not part of this season
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>>221630392
>>221630008Since they already have the actor might as well have Mysaria try to prop him up as Trystane or Gaemon. Just having the Shepard would be lame.
>>221630196>whoa
>>221630387I don't remember this happening.
>>221630435
>another episode of rhaenyra crying>another episode ending with rhaenyra looking into flames/camera "ooh shes really mad this time what will she do??"this show sucks bros
>>221630163Afghanis aren't Arabs and Iraq has lost every war they've ever fought with Israel.
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>>221630285>>221630387can't wait for him to take on the black army alone and get more mutilatedBUT WIN ALL THE SAME
This season has been great.
>>221630493> Iraq has lost every war they've ever fought with Israel.yet, taliban is still in charge, how come
>>221630497
OK /hotd/, suppose you HAVE to talk Harrenhal, you have to man the damn place. You were ordered and that's what you have to do, for say 10 years. How do (You) escape the curse?
>>221630514>my dad and Alicent used to have sex here, in this spot
>>221630482i genuinley don't know how anyone can be enjoying this season so far
when the fuck is Dunk and Egg back on? I watched the entirety of that and never looked at my phone once.This HOTD shit I am always doing it every 5 minutes because its fucking boring and shit. Also come to think of it, Dunk and Egg was nice to watch because the actors especially for Dunk and Egg felt real. Where as with HOTD its way too forced. All I see is the actors now doing some try hard shakespeare and its even gayer with terrible scenes and script.
>>221630537I do the littlefinger special and marry someone in a different kingdom and never set foot in it
I miss the epic Corlys in the harbour scenes
ive only started to notice a trend of those who insist to be called they/them non binary bs is that a lot of them are just not conventially attractive, in normal terms they would be called ugly, and giving yourself weird pronouns is some sort of way of them trying to take back some power over how she/he looks, like if someone goes "oh shes kinda ugly or manly looking" and in this modern day and age the cool snowflake thing to do is go "oh i actually don't subscribe to normal gender norms im not actually a woman even though i have ovaries and bleed every month"
>>221627230I commented on the burlington bar youtube page on a video about how these people ruined the game of thrones show because it was not written so each episodes had a scene where they wanted people to reddit react and the guy who runs the page went into a schizo seething reply threatening to kill me lmfao
>>221630609I liked when the Burlington was watching stannis dying and only one person cheered before they all cheered
>>221630533Need.
>>221630557targs can't fuck wtf
>>221630578i blame the dialogue in hotd, thrones and akotsk don't sound half as shakespearian as this shit
>>221630537Sail over to that little island in the lake and chop down the Weirwoods.
>>221630572It doesn't help that akotsk just mogged hotd to oblivion with a fraction of the budget
>>221627230>bobby can only blame himself for the choices he madebro just wanted to be true brothers with Ned, even if he had to put up with crazy ass Lyanna to do it
>>221630658The Shakespeare lands whenever Daemon does it. His actor knows how to deliver those lines. Rhaenyra does a good job also. Most of the actors just sound stilted.
>>221630661You'll need to fight through an army of Greenmen aka Goatmen. Plus the curse isn't the Old Gods it's Harren and the Boyz ghosting fucking around since they're trapped within the stones.
>>221630631Divine side profile
>>221630605>in normal terms they would be called uglyNah, she's generally fine. Not exactly prime Scarjo but she's fairly attractive as Rhaynera. Which brings me to the point that she should not have cut her hair short.
>>221630687has someone made a supercut of only scenes with Viserys, Daemon, and Aegon?
>>221630605the alphabet genders are literally just to give you more casting opportunities. big companies like HBO like casting trannies for the optics.
>>221630687>Rhaenyra does a good job alsoyou mean the tranny who can't act and just copies whatever paddy considine was doing, with poor result?
>>221630687She was fine at first. Now she's garbage and overdoing it, coupled with the horrendous script.
>>221630724>she's fairly attractive as Rhaynera
>>221628993Isn't this a fucking sexual assault? He was not enthusiastically consenting and never fucking agreed to this!
Tell me about the hour of the wolf? I hear it is going to be the most based moment in the series and what goes down is equivalent to basically another Red Wedding!
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>>221630956It's nothing like the red wedding
>>221627589At that time, yeah. His current looks are great for his (Daemon) age, though.
>>221631100Would.
>>221631100What scene is this from? I want to look it up.
>>221631100>reddit meme
>>221631100STOP
>>221630956no the most based moment is the rule of aegon III where they add hecking laws to ban the disciplining of your woman because the crown interfering with the business between the man of the household and his wife is of the utmost concern and misogyny is bad.
The scene where Alicent meets fake Daeron. She doesn't actually look like that
>>221631126When she's called in to see the fake Daeron
>>221631207Meant for >>221631126
>>221631207Lmao.
>>221629956season 1 bran is icsh
>>221631260Kys pedo
>>221631207
>>221631311Fucking kek.
>>221628993So Olivia Cooke is a well known prankster?
the allicent pic is kind of cute tho
>>221631207Fake>>221631250>>221631311REALFACT CHECKED BY PATRIOTS
>>221630956Cregan, avenger of the king
>>221631260How the fuck did he grow up to be so ugly and rat-like?
>>221631382british
>>221623522>>221623550>associated with a group that is all about death and magic>foundation was being against slavery>not thinking they'd fight against the white walkers who bring people back from death and make them slaves>Jon and Arya POVs have them constantly thinking about each other, tying her into Jon's plot and thus the Others eventuallybrainlets will cope and seethe about this
>>221627648what's the original image?
>>221628149it's weird that grrm retconned the dance and killed her when it made no difference since aegon iii's kids were robbed of the throne anyway
Why don’t one of you nerds feed the asoiaf texts and headcanons that make sense and aren’t gay and retarded into gpt or claude and make stuff like Gossip Goblin?
Do you think anyone involved in the show has ever posted in these threads? I don't want them stealing my ideas.
>>221631370>zoomer too dumb to realize AI slopmany a such case
>>221631426>>221631250
>>221631480They for sure have lurked at the very least.
>>221629204>the virgin stark vs the chad baratheon
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>>221631480Put a copyright notice
>>221630392so tired of her troon face
>>221631480You are retarded if you think condom & hess have even looked at fan reactions that aren't explicitly curated for them by their head of communications.
>>221630631looks like hunter schafer
>>221627648what happened? she used to look so good >>221629320
>>221631567>Exactly
>>221631478That’s gay
>>221631593it's AI edited retard. also the pic you reference is with tons of filters and makeup on. she probably looks most average of the cast. which combined with the fact the female cast is very ugly makes her look "good":
>>221631629oh i thought she just gotten old
>>221631597Can’t be any gayer than what we got.
>>221629204meanwhile in reality Stannis doesn't punish a single lord who sided with Renly because he needed them and he still got BTFO at the Blackwaterand he would have died instantly in the North if it wasn't for Jon Snow. The dumbass was going to try and directly attack the Dreadfort until Jon talked him out of it. Stannis' reputation as a military commander is a meme
>>221631705>The dumbass was going to try and directly attack the DreadfortYep, and he would win.
>>221631667he's baiting you
>>221631753are you fucking retarded? >>221631207is this your first time seeing a slop edit?
>>221631789mine was the real one retard why are you tagging me
>>221631811i, too, don't understand how the website works.
>>221631789are you ok bruh?
why did they ruin her so much? i don't get it.
>>221631870Because in their fanfic, she’s a Trump supporter. Also to make Rhaenyra look good.
>>221631863are you blind? or just a retard
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>>221631311why did they give her this haircut? makes her head shape look weird kek
>>221631870In the showrunners eyes, they fixed her
>>221631870>was going to remove her son's eye for the pretendershe was always shit >>221631863look fucking nigger >>221631928can you spot the differences? it's really hard i know.
>>221631928They did her so dirty with that hair, makeup, lighting, angle, everything.
They should have kept the part in the book where aemond finds Luke’s body and takes his eyes
>>221631948>>was going to remove her son's eye for the pretender?
NEW>>221632018>>221632018>>221632018
>>221631998They should have kept the part where aemond kill luke because a roastie dunked his ass
>>221631935they have to make alicent look weird cause rhaenyra
>>221632033An ugly roastie at it
>>221631948>can you spot the differences?worse lighting?
>>221632070are you mentally retarded? look at the images you stupid fucking nigger. look at her jewelry. look at the background.
>>221632111oh my bad, she is is missing jewlery too
>>221631870because sara hess wanted a toxic yuri fanfic and bent the story and characterisation around that
>>221627165It was feminist garbage and the most boring nothing trash I've ever seen in this series
>>221631260>decide to rewatch S1 of HotD>they copied that scene from GoT where Bran fakes not having read the material Maester Luwin was teaching himCoincidentally, it's the only scene (outside of the tourney sequence) where you can FUCKING SEE ANYTHING THAT'S GOING ON, JESUS FUCK WHO WAS THE CINEMATOGRAPHER FOR SEASON ONE, FUCKING BRUCE WAYNE?
>>221629004kill yourself
>>221627191COPE>Oh, Cersei is lovely to look at, truly, but cold… the way she guards her cunt, you’d think she had all the gold of Casterly Rock between her legs.
