Dougcels, how do we recover from this?
>>221627397>ROGER-SAMA?!!! YOU??? AND P-P-P-PATTY CHAN???!!!
You don't, oneitis forever trained. You hate women now
>>221627397it's funny that this show was training kids to be neurotic little jews and to embrace that disgusting corpo art where "one race the human race" is depicted by making everyone a blue or purple blob monster
>>221627458>Doug is white>Girl he pines for is brownSon if that's not a true to life scenario I don't know what is
>>221627482For jew
>>221627482Which race is Rodger?
>>221627397She's brown. He can have her.
>>221627515one race the human race, obviously
>>221627515Jewish, obviously
>>221627515Black were BlueWhite people were whiteMexican people were greenPatty was mixed
The better Patty Mayo
>>221627621Lol Roger was a greaser cholo now, it all makes sense
>>221627397>SO CUT MY WRISTS AND BLACK MY EYES>BECAUSE YOU KILL ME>YOU KNOW YOU DO YOU KILL ME WELL
>>221627762SAYING GOODBYETHIS TIME
>>221627397Every time this show came on I turned off the TV and went to play outside.
>>221627621>whites were whites>everyone else is an unnatural skin toneLol I just imagine some Nickelodeon exec in the 90s being like “yeah, Doug seems like a fine idea only one issue… just make their skin booger. That’s more appealing than shit skin brown.”
>>221627807THE SAME OLD STORY
I wore the Dylan Farnum fit to school once and no one noticed
>>221627827you thought that doug and his family were supposed to be White? they're jews
>>221627898Jews were purple
>>221627827>OC has been replaced with uninspired wojacks, pepes and more recently the abysmal dogshit that is jeetslop>Chris Chan is now an insane tranny who fucked his mom literally>most people on this board were either children or not born yet when this was posted >mfw
>>221627909No, beebee was definitely supposed to be country club white
Was Roger alpha?
>>221627938>incredibly wealthy >tries to kill Pal for saving herYep, Jew. Also Doug celebrates Christmas, Beebe doesn’t
>>221627920lmao is this image AI or is it a music video?
>>221628274That is definitely AI
>>221627397>"""klotz"""
>>221627397They end together in real life. Post it
>>221627397Sit in the chair Douglas
>>221628293it cracked me up, that's for sure.>>221627397Ugliest cartoon ever. My young self could stomach Angela Anaconda but Doug was a sore sight whenever it was on. Also the lamest storylines. The black character was unironically the only enjoyable thing in the show.
>>221628388>Can sit through Angela Anaconda but not Doug
>>221627397It's simple. I abduct Patty, inject her with heroin over the course of months while raping her, murder her, fuck the corpse, then leave the body in an abandoned Detroit property after making sure she can't be identified.
>>221628274it's key and peele from key and peele
>>221628388Porkchop was the blackest character in the show and he was a dog.
>>221627827When I wath growing up, green people knew they plath, Douglath.
>>221627458So many 90s/00s cartoons had a scene where the MC is publicly humiliated and a target of ridicule. It was more unsettling than all that fire safety training that convinced us one night our houses would be burning down around us.
>>221627397Wait a few months for him to die of liver failure.Jaundice ass nigga
>>221628472>and he was a dogNo he wasn't, he was Doug's alter ego. He didnt exist in reality
>>221628516Our fire safety in middle school coincided with DMX's popularity at the time so we all got to goin>First you gotta STOP!>A dawg gotta DROP!>ROLL BABY ROLL!
>>221628472You know who I'm talking about.>>221628444Just watched the skit, good stuff.
Anyone have that story of the author meeting his real life patti years after high school and she mega cucks him one last time?
What was up with Doug’s rich neighbor?
>>221628537You’re confusing Quailman for Porkchop
>/pol/tards having a mental breakdown over doug being "demoralizing" nowIs there a weaker group of bitches around jesus christ
>>221628955Mr. Dink? He was just an eccentric old guy (who wanted Douglath to fuck his wife).
>>221628986>jew
>>221628996You know, for the longest time I thought Mr. Dink was his principal for some reason and I always wondered why he was going over to his house. I had a rough childhood involving school administration during that time period. I think I just realized that I was always looking to my principal to help me. She didn't, by the way.
>>221628986Take a hike, kike
>>221629081Gonna tell you now, bro, everyone in the office, including councilors are NOT there to help you.
>>221629081I actually thought that too because in my 7 year old mind I thought he dresses like a professor so that makes sense haha>>221628996He’s supposed to be kind of a parody of couples that never have kids, hence the name Dink(Dual income, no kids) so he fills that void of not having a family with material possessions and Doug’s kind of like his surrogate uncle
>>221629228>mfw you did the name thing
>>221629081I think you were confusing him for Mr Feeny on Boy Meets World who was his neighbor and one point the school principal. ?
>>221627515He's a redhead
incel screeching thread
>>221627458>My personality is my raceYou're no different from a fag or a whore
>>221627515Black.
>>221629319>my nose is my faceYou're no different than a rat or a rat
>>221629188The councilor was actually the daughter of my elementary school nurse. Great woman. She did help me in a way. I got sent to a disciplinary school in 7th grade because I started treating teachers like shit for allowing me to be bullied relentlessly. Five suspensions and you get shipped off to the metal detector school with cameras in all the rooms. Well I still got my ass best on camera and was sent to ISS for my own protection. Parents pulled me out of the system completely and my dad told the truancy officer to fuck off. Went back to the original school a year later and the councilor helped me convince them to take a placement test that I aced so I was able to be placed in eighth grade. Spent like a year playing video games.
>HEY DOUG YOU'RE NEVER GONNA FINGER HER PUSSY
>>221627920
>>221627458>this show was training kids to be neuroticYet you still ended up that way and an incel on top of that. What happened
>>221627920You can say i don't belong here and everything, but that screencap isn't funny.
>>221627482She's a tanned white girl.
>>221629414Hey boss.Close enough.
>>221629390poor jew, that offhand comment really hit home with you didn't it :)womp womp
>>221629431>u mad>le smiley face>womp wompKeep trying to convince me you aren’t seething with rage
>>221629461>jew:)
>>221629485So yeah, you still didn’t answer my question if you were impervious to the globohomo of Doug then wtf happened to you
>>221627818Really? For me it was this shit
>>221628559lowkey kinda kino
>>221629560I always wanted to watch that one but the time slot was inconsistent.
>>221627397Brown chicks are BUILT for GGP
>>221629357based dad
>>221629560I always thought he looked like a scrimblo bimblo Sega character
>>221628893
>>221629559>squeak squeak squeak oy vey squeak!!!!
>>221629689Incel RAGE
>>221629683>And I don't even remember the rest of the eveningGod fucking DAMN, Jimothy.
>>221629081>doesn't remember the actual principal
>that episode with the substitute teacher all the boys wanted to fuck
>>221629683>the husband
>>221629744>squeak SQUEAKlmao
>>221629228If more people remembered Doug they would be memeing Dink as a groomer like with Doc Brown.
>>221630077>im GAYlmao
>>221627515Puerto Rican
Please don't tell me there is going to be a Doug reboot. Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network or Disney Channel or wherever it aired originally are all defunct. No one will see the movie adaptation.
>>221627515
what race is skeeter
>>221630228Blue.
>>221629849YOU TWO ARE PLAYING MONKEY IN THE MIDDLE AND I DON'T LIKE BEIN' THE BIG UNPAID JANNY!!
>>221627515He’s ginger
>>221630322You call him ginger just cause he has got red hair? That's racist.
>>221629683>She lives in the finest part of New York>It is ten years later>He never dreamed she could have gotten with a man and is completely surprisedThe funniest part is her perspective, she expected to meet a similiarly well adjusted and doing-well person from the old show and had to deal with this mess of a person
What race was that purple Estonian exchange student girl?
>>221629783I can't get sad for Doug. He receives everything he deserves
>>221627397Roger is literally a reptilian jew. Fucking KeK
>>221629683Now that I think about it, that boob part seems made up too. Is this writer not only a loser but also a liar? Seems likely!
>>221627458meds
>>221630478>oy vey goyim take ya meds stop noticing
>>221629849Mr. Bone is Assistant Principal. The actual principal is Principal Buttsavitch.
>>221629849I actually do now after that image.
>>221629683what the fuuuuuuuuck
>>221629683I thought cucking was a thing they made up on the internet. Here I learn it happens to creators of popular entertainment, as well.
>>221630404>The funniest part is her perspective, she expected to meet a similiarly well adjusted and doing-well personHe has a net worth of 20 million. He’s doing well, certainly better than anyone here including yourself
>>221627827I would, Judy all day long. Desu I had a thing for those types when I was young
>>221630592There is nothing Funny about this. This is grave business. (Get it? Cause his last name is Funny?)
>>221630622What's skeeter do now he's no longer held down by Doug o.o
>>221630622Haha I get it! Haha!
>>221627458Do you ever stop fucking whining?
>>221630599I want her to say I'm 'so pedestrian' as she catches me jerking off while sniffing her boots
>>221630675Is that where that strange stuff is from? The whole getting treated like dirt but enjoying it. Could never understood it
>>221627397feelz before realz my guy. Doug was just too much of a loser. he should've been looksmaxxxing as soon as he got a crush on Miss Mint
that 'sode of Doug where Roger brings fentanyl to school and sells it to Doug and Skeeter
>>221627515the one you hate
>>221630592>He’s doing well, certainly better than anyone here including yourselfI never pretended to get dunked on by Patty Mayonnaise and her bigger breasts after the fact even though I had enough money to live comfortabley for several lifetimes. I could be a homeless bum and still have way more dignity than this begging for sympathy asshole, crying from his $5m condo
>>221627397i swear some similar shit happens in hey arnold too but i can’t remember the episode
>>221630917Nah.. Roger wouldn't do that, that would be Dougs thing, Roger was I thought one of the top kids in the show?
>>221629167The jews literally fear Roger. He’s their archetypal nemesis.
>>221630957>>221630975The jew writers gave Roger a jew nose and green skin because they were projecting, 90s writing was all about how bad the "bully" was when in fact the bullies were keeping the evil schizo kikes in school down
>>221629069>>221629167I'll take that as a no
Why do people hate this show? I used to see it sometimes as a kid and didn't really have any feelings about it one way or the other, so I'm slightly confused as to the amount of hate that it gets.
>>221630975anon...roger IS a jew
>>221630951Arnold's isn't as bad>One girl he likes is unattainable (6th grade)>His oneitis Lyla likes his Cousin Ernie>Cousin Ernie's gf Lulu wants Arnold but Arnold ain't about thatHe does get used by a girl who has a bf in a beach episode though.
>>221631017Who hates it? Everyone loves Doug, this seems like a recent thing where some underage schizo tries to see everything through his deranged political lens.
>>221631027Arnie, my bad, his cousin's named Arnie.
>>221631017>be kid>turn on Nick expecting your favorite kino like SpongeBob or whatever>this gay unfunny shit about this fat loser who dresses up as a quail is on It wasn’t funny or endearing it was just creepy and awkward and ugly.
>>221631031>oy vey goyim da kids love doug he's just like you goy he's afraid all da time
>>221631022He’s ugly and green but he’s clearly supposed to be a greaser bully stereotype. This guy is canonically jewish though. Don’t really know what they meant by this.
>>221631074Yeah, here we have said retard and his one line.
If this don't bring out my real Dougz about that life, maaaaan..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXbI8KZCGF4
>>221630998Bullies were just shitty psychopaths with social clout to could start smear campaigns against certain kids for basically no reason and get the entire school to hate someone if they wanted to. I was bullied in school because bullying was something that you had to do if you didn't want to get bullied yourself. A lot of the kids who bullied me didn't even know why they were doing it, they just knew that if they didn't they'd stand out and get negative attention. They were basically like the mafia. They could ruin your life on a whim. I don't trust anyone now because of my experience with being bullied. I just assume that everyone is a piece of shit who would fuck me over if it would help them in any way and everyone is just pretending not to be a sociopath now.
>help i'm being demoralized by a cartoon! master race btw
>>221631079>I don't trust anyone now because of my experience with being bullied. I just assume that everyone is a piece of shit who would fuck me over if it would help them in any way and everyone is just pretending not to be a sociopath now.You’re wrong about bullies but right about this. Schitzo gang stalkers aren’t the norm.
What do you think Klotz pipe game was like??
>DOOO DOOOO DOOO DOO DOO DOO DOOO DOO DOO
>>221631114sounds like you're coping. I got bullied for having long hair. so I fought a guy and it stopped once they realized I wasn't a pussy. then I swapped schools and it happened exactly the same way again. then I swapped schools a final time and it happened exactly the same way a third time.if you got consistently bullied over a long period of time then you were almost definitely a faggot with something wrong about you that everyone picked up on intuitively
>>221631125No, I'm right about bullies.
>>221627397it is canon that Roger was in the 6th grade for 3 years
>>221630951>>221631027>>221631041That Arnold episode is literally a dream where his cousin shows up and fucks his gf. Difference between Arnold and Doug is Arnold is “cool” and liked, and girls like him, he just fucked it up with his ex gf who he now chases after because haven’t we all experienced this relatable scenario?
Kidnap Roger and force sissify him until he's the new Patty
>>221631202I stopped getting bullied when I started growing my hair out, which was around the time I swapped schools. The reason I started getting bullied was that I started wearing glasses. You obviously have a bone to pick with me and want to say I'm a faggot and there's something deeply, seriously wrong with me that kids could magically pick up on because fuck you, eat shit and die a painful death I guess, but the glasses are really what it was. There was a direct correlation. Kids are stupid, thoughtless, mindless, reactive little shits who will see one thing as simple as glasses and gang up on you for it as a way to cover their own asses. That is what it is, not your pseud-psychological schizo babble about kids having telepathy.
>>221631245>H-Hey Funny, c'mon, man, you-..you know I didn't mean any of that stuff, heh, r-right?>"Are you more partial to the thong or the bloomers?">-OH GOD, FUNNY, C'MON STOP, MAN, PLEASE!!
I see watching doug made a bunch of jews ITT even more neurotic than their rotten genes would have
Why is Doug bald and why does he wear that ugly, shitty vest all the time?
>>221631340DO NOT diss the Dylan Farnum look, poser
Now I am intrigued. Now I know a Doug rehash is in the pipeline. Now I am a person who has never seen a single episode of Doug in my life. Yet somehow I know it's getting rebooted it.
I love when Roger humiliates Doug and walks off screen laughing while Doug slumps to the ground on the verge of tears that cool guitar riff always plays lmao
>>221631390*the last word "it" was unnecessary. I do apologize for the confusion.
Is there a Roger watchguide for Doug because I need a dose of this guy without having to actually watch Doug to get a glimpse of him once in awhile.
For those of you who don't understand the femoid perspective, imagine if it were your dad, would you prefer that he's a huge doormat pushover wimp or would you prefer a dad who's well rounded but as a bit of a temper sometimes. Why do nerds think that they deserve to have sex just because they're nice? Both Chad and the incel want sex but Chad is actually interesting and doesn't have a victim complex, he doesn't pretend to just want to be friends, like a little weasel
>>221631613>Chad is so tall and interesting not to mention handsome and interestingspoken like an actual woman
>>221631651that's rich coming from the guy who thinks that molesting people he thinks are kids online makes him a woman
