>character is in his mid 30s>still thinks he can turn his life around
>>221627896that characters name? isaac newton
>character is in his mid 30s>still thinks he'll find the love of his life
>>221627917>a loser at rest will stay at restinertia is a helluva drug
Daily reminder that you failed the second you were born in the wrong Zipcode statistically speaking and boomers made sure of that with zoning laws and borders. The only reason we haven't told you is so that the winners of said Zipcode lottery can use your suffering to find their 401ks, nest egg houses and general economy.You've been coping for decades so I know it's hard to accept, but it's true.
Has anyone tried mobile car detailing? I'm 32 and live with my parents with around 80k saved from my last job. I got an offer for 27 dollars an hour yesterday but I really don't want it because I don't want to go back to waking up at 5 a.m. I've been reading and watching videos about it but I'm yet to find a sobering black pill about it. If I can't be making 40/hr by the end of the year I might as well kill myself. I had a gf who made 33 dollars an hour and she dumped me for being unemployed
>>221628042I blame the parents
You could get hit by a city bus and retire off of the settlement. maybe you'll never walk again but you'll finally make it
>>221627896>32>never worked an hour in his entire life>only got a highschool diploma>yet, socialworkers keep a straight face when they talk to him, pretending they can get him a jobLMAO
>>221628199https://youtu.be/qMEf_stlXRs
I've met my actual gf when I was 33
>character is over 20>can still get hard>doesn't have urinary incontinence>doesn't shit the bed once or twice a week
I'll help y'all out:>Sell your car>Move in with either your parents or with roommates>Get a job. Any job.>Find the most desperate woman you can find with money regardless of looks>Be the most obsessive simp in her life. Like actually worship the ground she walks on>Marry her fast>Move in with her fast>Use both incomes to aggressively compound while popping out children nonstop>Slowly change and gaslight the narrative of your years before this into seeming like it was all part of your plan>Humble brag to everyone for friends>Listen to them, agree and ask questions about them before humble bragging some moreThere. Fixed your life.
I turned my life around at 40.
>>221628094I should have been born in AFRICA
>>221628103Seems viable, start with used car dealerships & work your way up.Stuff like this is easy in that all you have to do is become extremely competent at your craft & don't dissatisfy your customers. It's easy because all the groundwork has been laid out for you on forums and whatnot. Vibecode a nice website & you're good to go. Lots of people are using social media to advertise as well, if you can get good at that too you'll be raking in dough. But there's really no point unless you're willing to go all out, that includes being in a good location for it, having decent starting funds etc.Or just get another gf that makes money, seems way more common these days lol.
>>221628232that'll last forever
>>221627896>character goes to bed>doesn't wake up every 10 mins gasping for air
>>221627896>character doesnt pee his pants a little before reaching the bathroom
>>221627896>character doesn’t understand comparison is the thief of joy >character thinks life is a competition >character thinks he can take it withI shiggy diggy doo
In one year at 36 I went from believing I would die a virgin to cumming bareback repeatedly inside a cute 22 year old with a 10/10 ass without financial compensation or physical coercionAnyway my career trajectory is still fucked and it's probably too late for that but there are still things you can fix
>>221629726There is something like a second puperty for men when they reach their mid 30s. They either look absolutely abysmal or are the best looking they were ever been, most obviously kinda stay sameish, maybe with a bit leaner face.
>>221627896>invest in stock options >make millions; don't have to work>move to japan or>import a qt asian wife; live in a comfy mansionwhat's wrong with this plan?
>>221629824I'm at that age and I feel stronger than I've ever been. Probably only have a couple years before the benefits go away.
>>221627896I went back to school at 34, graduated with cyber security degree at 38. Been working for 3 years after that. Moving into new high rise apt friday. You can always change
>>221629824I’m 31 and have never been in worse shape and look 45. I also have 3 kids and drank like a fish between 19 and 25, though. Such is life.