So, what's the cope going to be when The Odyssey comes out and it's a big hit that audiences love?
How is that different from audiences loving any other shitty production?
>>221629732Chuds already started their typical revisionism and pretend that they never claimed it would be a flop etc.
>>221629732It will be the same cope that conservatives used when Kamala beat them in 2024.
>>221629777I think they're going for a more extreme revisionism this time. The chudcel mods are deleting all threads which point out that the film is a huge critical success and on course to be a big financial hit too.
>>221629732are u guys having fun
>>221629859Nah Elon is just gonna go on xitter and say anyone who watches the movie is a traitor to the West
>>221629732this epic movie cured my ass cancerI don't need my eyes to see anything elseNolan can fuck my ass forever67/10
>>221629859Why would the Hollywood shills ever say this movie sucks? It is a literal corporate mandate by them, so of course they would love it.
>>221629732I just don't care. Enjoy your slop piggie.
>>221629972Yes, you care. You are crying right now.
>heh, it's going to do so well and make so much money>you wouldn't want to miss out on the hype like a loser, right?Did this work for The Flash or Supergirl, kike?
>>221629732In the old days, the 1990s, competing studios would release their big summer movies at the same time.What other movies are coming out at rhe same time as The Odyssey?
>>221630053I haven't been to a movie theater in over a decade, I'm good and have accepted Hollywood's inability make a good movie. Don't forget to oink when buying your 40th plastic novelty popcorn tub.
>>221629732We have to wait and see
>>221630090I hope it has some good popcorn cups
>>221629732After 20 years of nonstop capeslop gobbled up by the masses I no longer care. Capeslop for men and reality tv for women destroys any argument of humanity collectively possessing a soul.
>>221629732Im just filing this one away so when <insert minority> and wokies inevitably decry yt and muh cultural appropriation in some future movie, I can confidentially point to this movie and all of its defenders and laugh.
Ahahahaahahaha>Nolan's 'The Odyssey' actress said she'd scold Homer over lack of female speaking roleshttps://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/movies/articles/nolans-odyssey-actress-said-shed-230002152.html
>>221629732>it's a big hit that audiences love?no one was ever pretending this would not be the case. NPC vermin will flock the theatres. It doesn't mean it's good.
There is zero normie hype for this movie and leftist trannies are coping as per usual.
Post that Elliot Page again, it's so fucking funny.
>>221629732I'll just stay home and watch the superior version.
>>221629732
>>221629732They say that about every big summer movie.
>>221630054Unlike those two, ticket presales for Oddysey are already double what Oppenheimer had at the same point in time and that opened to 82 million.
>>221630090Spider-Man is 2 weeks after and the Moana remake (which will flop but would have made money 5 years ago) is out a week before
>>221629732everyone hates progressives
That armor is so cringeNolan is a fucking hack, this seals it
>>221630054Do you really think a Nolan movie is on the level of Supergirl
>>221629859>huge critical successThis hasn't meant anything for years
>>221629732'Breathtaking' and 'bold' are libshit adjectives they use to puff up their latest agitprop. The language betrays how badly it will flop.
>>221632217
Why do trannies always come out and make these "ohnonono why did we lose" /tv/ threads after every big release now? Is it just because they have nothing else? What's the point if none of it is genuine?
>>221632298no fucking way.. is this from the trailer?lmao wow
>>221629859>chudcelWhat is this?
>>221632290Don't cry when it opens to 100+ million next week.
>>221631433Thats a man
>>221629732I'll be like, "Damn, the retardedness of normies never ceases to amaze", "Damn, I thought anons were exaggerating when they mentioned the amount of nolanfags", and "Damn, I didn't know bitches were into Greek fantasy like that".
>>221632304how do you know they're trannies and not russian shills samefagging the chud vs tranny culture war, pretty stupid to assume you know who's behind a post on an anonymous website or dismiss the large contingent of russian shills monitoring the board from their /pol/ safespaces and generals like /ptg/ and /chug/ hives
>>221629732>So, what's the cope going to be"She was barely in it so it doesn't count as woke""Fake sales"
>>221629732What's going to be the wokie cope when it bombs and eats shit because bought critics can't make people see a shitty movie
>>221632515whats the cope when it flops?
>>221632160Source: my ass
>>221629732>"astonishing">"breathtaking"Do film reviewers just pick the words they use to describe movies out of a hat or something?
>>221632561Celebration that Nolan's career is dead
>>221632561But it won't. Your online slopulist nonsense on Xitter is not real life. The real world is busy laughing at Charlie Kirk getting ACKED
>>221629732I was curious about ticket sales and found that the IMAX screenings are either sold out literally or essentially (only front row is open) all opening weekend in my US suburb. Including 1:30am screenings.Normies in the office are starting to talk about what time they're going. It's going to be big.
>>221629732Are the audiences in the room right now?
>>221632487because I know you are a tranny because you blame Russians for what you do and support
>>221632630you'll probably just be onto shilling the next slop for your rupees kek
Movie looks like shit. I don't care about whatever pol bullshit you fags are obsessing over, this just looks like ass
>>221629732>Zack Shart
>cope>muh blockbuster>muh glitz and glamour of HollywoodI don’t care. I’m strictly here for weird, esoteric kinos about Masonry, the occult, social engineering, geopolitics, etc.
>>221632160Who fucking preorders tickets more than a day in advance for movies? wtf year is this?
>>221629732It's a Nolan movie. It was always going to be a big hit.
>>221632859Though left was Tomar for a split second
>>221629732Like Supergirl and Snow White?
>>221632859great work nolan
>>221633459both of those movies were tracking horribly with barely any discussion outside of terminally online people mocking them. that isn't the case with The Odyssey. Ive thought Nolan was a hack for years now and the trailers look like shit, but if you think its gonna flop youre out of touch
>>221633281Ticket sales started a month ago. People are preordering for a movie 2 months in advance before they knew anything about the movie.Normies are just like that. They don't care if it's slop, they only care if they fit in well enough consuming the slop.Paying for the privilege of being miserable for 3 hours is nothing compared to the shame of not being able to say you watched them movie to your normie friends.
>>221633606>both of those movies were tracking horribly with barely any discussion outside of terminally online people mocking them.so same with odyssey then
>>221633852show me a source that says the movie is tracking horribly
>>221633606lol
jesus christ, two days after this article was published it debuted to a disastrous $51 millionshould reporters who reach conclusions like this simply be fired?
>>221629777Can you prove it? So far the concensus is pretty straighforward: the movie sacrifices own plot for overseas ideological nonsense.
>>221629732I can't recall a single Christopher Nolan movie being astonishing epic, flawless, breathtaking, bold and perfect.
>>221629732>flawless filmmakingThat's not even true of his good movies.
>>221633281>Who fucking preorders tickets more than a day in advance for moviesMost people, grandpa. Nearly all theaters are assigned seating now. If you don't want to be forced to sit in the first row for a huge movie, you buy in advance.
>>221634094That says worldwide there, genius.
>>221634180Interstellar
People still watch movies in theaters?
>>221634451interstellar was not flawless
>>221634478this has been the strongest year for theaters since 2019
>>221632859Fucking Robin Hood reboot
>>221629732Movies have almost no staying power or cultural relevance any more so even if it is a success who gives a shit? You'll never hear about it again in 3 months
>>221629732Look at this thinghttps://sharfatthemovies.wordpress.com/about/
>>221629732I'm surprised he managed to keep it under three hours
>>221629777It can suck ass and still not flop, at least financially.
>>221634595there should be stiffer consequences for making such massive expenditures on this garbage. I'm thinking some people ought to start doing prison time, or at least the industry should be investigated. they could be laundering money for international child sex traffickers orsomething.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pov0MKuyJfg&pp=0gcJCU8LAYcqIYzv&ra=m
>>221634823or maybe we should just kill your fat useless ass
>>221634490What didn't you like about it?
>>221634697Imax film reels physically can't go past 3 hours. Oppenheimer and now The Odyssey are already gigantic and you need special equipment to get them up to the projection booth
>>221629777Chud doesn't mean anything, everyone is a chud, and everyone didn't say it would flop, some people do. I don't think it will flop.
>>221629732it looks absolutely dogshit>>221629777im a liberal, it looks fucking dogshit
shit film for faggots
>>221629732That it was based on a popular white tale and a white director made it
>>221629972nice try, chudqueerfagcontrarian. your crow for dinner, sire.
Are we forgetting that his last movie was about a jewish communist? Normies ate that up
>>221632251yeah, worse in fact. I pirated sloppenheimer.
>>221635001The flaws
>>221635413It’s funny, chuds praised him for making an all-white film and have now turned on him
>>221629925>this epic movie cured my ass cancer>I don't need my eyes to see anything else>Nolan can fuck my ass forever>67/10why did old movies just need a trailer saying 'in a world where.....' and not any of this shilling flimflam??>
>>221634505by what metric, capeshit sequels limping to $500m and one nolan movie dragging boomers out of the house? theaters are still running on fumes and selling $18 tickets to half-empty rooms. "strongest since 2019" is like being the healthiest guy in hospice.
Wtf are these shills lmaoNo way they would pay anyone, not even a bot, to shill here of all placesEverything about this film feels unreal, like unbelievably retarded
>>221629732During the bronze age the mediterranean shores were forested.
>>221629732I hope it doesn't have any weird ass sex scenes like Oppenheimer. I can't watch it in the theater with my brother if it does.
Elliot gets a blowjob.
>>221629732>>221629777>>221629859>same OP>same responses GOOD MORNING SIRS.
the movie looks bad but the threads will be funny when its a huge hit
>>221636586Does she rub hormone paste on her clit to turn it into a quasi cock or is she getting the classic jury rigged forearm sausage job?
>>221629732You jeets are still coping over supergirl flopping on /co/
>>221636741Why would jeets give a shit about a pedo cumskin's slopgirl?
>>221629732Previous versions still stand.
>>221629732Now let's see the political affiliations of these subhumans "raving" about it. I'm sure there's no ulterior motives for blindly praising it.
>>221629776>Shitty productionlol, it's Nolan. It won't be shitty.
>>221629898No one gives a fuck what Elon says.
>>221637020Literally everything we've seen suggests otherwise you clown
>>221629732Doesn't matter, Supergirl flopping was already enough of a win. Cant have it all.
>>221632298Is this dune?
>>221629732You can't force me to like niggers and faggotsYou do realize that, right?
>>221631911lol, that looks like the cheap TV movie garbage that it is. "Superior", hahahahaha!!
>>221636476It's a fictional story. By definition they cannot get anything wrong.
>>221629732>paid reviewsCan't trust someone when they're literally paid to say it's good
>>221637544>It's a fictional story. By definition they cannot get anything wrong.Yes they can, retard.Santa Claus is a fictional story but if a movie puts his workshop in the south pole instead of the north pole, then they got it wrong.
>>221637517>>221632298
>>221632298At least they didn't use the caked on fake dirt-on-face makeup that stands out like an obvious sore thumb
>>221632298
>>221629859Disclosure Day was a critical success. It's trash.
>>221632561"R' Rating killed it"
>>221637020Trailers are bad
>>221632298cattle so proud they're going to watch shit like this just because le hecking popular director hired some mainstream actors to be themselves... they'll defend this with so much passion too
>>221637544
>So, what's the cope going to be when The Odyssey comes out and it's a big hit that audiences love?>lol, it's Nolan. It won't be shitty.>It's a fictional story. By definition they cannot get anything wrong.
>>221632481>Damn, I didn't know bitches were into Greek fantasy like thatMinotaur was a Greek mythological beast
>>221632561"Racists/incels/chuds killed it" or whatever the cope is for Supergirl...
>>221636207>why did old movies just need a trailer saying 'in a world where.....' and not any of this shilling flimflam?people didn't spend as much time on the internet so there was a better chance that someone would "blindly" go and watch a movie. Now with everyone criticizing every short of media online, you have to promote and overshadow the negativity...
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>>221629732Is "breathtaking and bold" the hollywood equivalent of "stunning and brave"?
>>221629732I think Barbie did more damage to society than this movie would ever do. It's really a nothingburger and people are just pretending to be mad.
Formbros... have we returned?
>>221639392Could be, I mean we've got "based and redpilled here".
>>221639449no we're having penetrative homosexual intercourse right now get in the manpile or have your formbro status permanently revoked
>>221637020Nolan has never made a good movie
>>221629732APOLOGIZE, CHUDS!
>>221639449Fuck no. Nolan is le ebin cinema man that can do no wrong.You wont find any "Return to form" reviews of his shit.
Blast status?
>>221629732>>221629777Can you guys not be delusional morons for even 4-5 posts?Everything about the movie looks terrible and always has, the casting, designs, sets, dialogue, and people who aren't total plebeians have said so from the start and will continue to any time the movie is brought up, next month, and after it's forgotten in a year. No one "denies they were shitting on it from the beginning." Doesn't matter if shill critics and normies rate it a 9/10 or a 6/10 or if it makes a billion dollaridoos. Fucking retards.
>>221639574Ass
>>221639574Have
>>221632298It's like Nolan and Co are trying to make his films look as sterile as possible. Like he's involved in a best to see if he can make them look as lifeless as possible but still get retards to praise it. lol
>>221637020>lol, it's Nolan. It won't be shitty.6/10
>>221632298>what is tha... what is that?>*starts running towards the camera*
