Daemon editionPrevious >>221638473
- Utt is a disgraced septon, and lieutenant of the Brave Companions mercenary company- Utt is a balding, slender, round-shouldered man who wears black chainmail over grey septon's robes. He is an acknowledged pedophile known for his preference of little boys.- According to Shagwell, Utt kills his child victims once he is done with them, although he weeps and prays for forgiveness and often asks other members of Brave Companions to whip and scourge him, which they often do as they find it amusing.
>>221644313the fuck is this pic? how is this ASOIAF related?
Mournful tits.
>George is 77Bros..
>>221644390isn't that PhilosophyTube?
>>221644397That's a man, baby.
>>221644390I think because they look like Inbred ugly retard Targaryens
>>221644367Shagwell is hilarious >"You get her," Shagwell said. "Did you see what she did to Pyg? She's mad with moon blood." >The fool was behind her, Timeon in front. No matter how she turned, one was at her back.>"Get her," urged Timeon, "and you can fuck her corpse.">"Oh, you do love me."
>>221644367>>221644448….Why didn’t we get any of this black comedy kino in the main show? I don’t really understand why they threw aside so much quality content.
Is Fire and Blood worth reading?
>>221644481HBO is run by sick pedophiles and killer clowns. Not allowed to make fun of them for gags. Nope. >>221644491Yes. Some parts are funny. Some are disturbing. The artwork is nice too.
>wHaT iF rHaEnYs CaMe ThRoUgH tHe FlOoR oN a DrAgOn?!>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA aNd MySaRiA kIsSeD oUt Of NoWhErE?!>wHaT iF aEmOnD aNd aLiCeNt kIsSeD oUt Of NoWhErE?!>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA fUcKs OvEr CoRlYs FoR nO rEaSoN?!
>>221644481And why were we denied Zorse Kino?
Men call me Darkstar, and I am of the night.
>>221644439But targ girls are hot (for some reason). At least in the lore.
>>221644532*explosive diarrhea sounds in distance*
>>221644532Why is this line so unintentionally funny? George HAD to insert an anime character into his work, eh? Aemond wasn’t enough, eh?
>>221644491Not really
Darkstar is gay right?Why else would he have done that to hot Martell lady?
>>221644532>mfw
>>221644532>I was weaned on venom, Dalt. Any viper takes a bite of me will rue it.What was GRRM thinking when he wrote this
>>221644558The funniest part is George thought he cooked and was sad everyone thought it was cringe. I wish the fandom kept the same energy for daemon though, we all unanimously should have laughed in his face over that and made him embarrassed
>>221644586Some people genuinely act like they’re the main character of their own shonen plot. The cringe is actually realistic.
>>221644558And then he shows him as a fucking buffon who cuts off Myrcella's ear, and Hotas mogs everyone, that whole chapter is insaneAlmost as humorous as writing all this shit about Trystane and then dragon-roasting him
>>221644591>I wish the fandom kept the same energy for daemon thoughdaemon is nothing compared with aemond
>>221644591>George thought he cooked and was sad everyone thought it was cringeWhen did he say this lmao
>>221644532He's so based
>>221644591>The rogue princeFucking really?
George has favouritism for…The StarksThe BlackwoodsThe Targaryens The Daynes The Martells The Fucking Five The Faceless Men don’t count because they’re not actually a House but George has a massive boner for them as well
>>221644663more like the faceless kino
>>221644672No they are actually cringe as fucking fuck. The fandom thinks they’re like unbeatable assassins who can solo the Targaryens and caused the Doom. It’s so fucking stupid.
>>221644313
>>221644695like anyone gives a shit about that gay fan theory lmao
>>221644702Is this what stress does to a lady?
>>221644558George isn't a weeb
Dragon eggs are nuclear bombs. The faceless blew up hardhome using dragon eggs as a test run for the doom.
>>221644728And yet still he unintentionally wrote into his books the weebiest, most edgelord character imaginable. I love George so much sometimes. Like when he genuinely didn’t understand why women thought the Hound was hot.
>>221644647Soooo kewwwlll
TAOOBA
10 years ago>Dragons are an analogy for nukesToday>Dragons are just Hueys when everybody has Stingers.
>>221644763>Like when he genuinely didn’t understand why women thought the Hound was hot.Don't forget the Sam comment.
>>221644728Why are they all One Piece characters then?
Jon = secret TargaryenfAegon = secret BlackfyreVarys = secret BrightfyreDany = secret Ulfyre
>It's a dany chapter
>>221644795>w-what about Sam…. no love for Sam??Kek, you can tell it’s his self insert
>>221644844Blackfyres are Targeryens
>>221644853If Sam was a self-insert, why isn't he more overpowered? Dany or Jon feel like more of a self-insert given how much of a mary sue they are.
-Targs have premonitions and dragons-Starks are greenseers and skinchangers-Ironborn are resurrected water wights with a magic chair-Baratheons have strong seed that always wins genetic battlesWhat magic powers do the Tullys, Lannisters, and Tyrells have?
>>221644890Dany and Jon aren’t fat enough
>>221644890inferiority complex on his part
>>221644854Fuck off Daemon.
>It's a Victarion chapter
>>221644890Like most male authors, GRRM hates himself.
>>221644890writers often have multiple self inserts, Tyrion is his clever side while Sam is his mellow and realistic side
>>221644892Tullys can command fish
>>221644892>lannisterstheir women are huge whores>tyrellsfood>tullydunno
>>221644903Forgot my image
>>221644890Hobbits were JRRT's self insert.
>>221644481Normies pissed and shit their pants after Ramsay raped Shansha offscreen, the Brave Companions are way too edgy
>>221644558Darkstar predates Aemond by almost a decade, but he wanted to recapture some of the magic of Oberyn Martell and failed spectacularly
>>221644921>their women are huge whoresTerrible stereotype caused by Cersei, the queen o' whores
>>221644591>>221644613the difference is that Daemon and Aemond ARE cool, Darkstar talks like an anime character and his greatest accomplishment is trying and failing to kill a 12 year old girl
>>221644975>Darkstar talks like an anime characterokay anon now we're pushing it
>>221645011>While my overrated relative Arthur partied with Rhaegar in kings landing, I trained the sword.....
>>221644532>>221644586I thought it was a joke by George until I read the part where they call him the most dangerous man in Dorne and Arianne fawns over him.
>>221644844Dany = Lyseni street urchin born in the pleasure houses
>>221644970>Moonboy
>Men call me Darkstar, and I am of the night.
Darkstar might have worked if they didn't have him fail to attack a teenage girl and cutting off one ear
>>221644892The lannisters multiply fast, you can count the number of still living trueborn baratheons, arryns, or tullys on the fingers of one hand while the lannisters' gigantic cliff castle couldn't hold all of them they had to create a branch house in a nearby city
>>221645278Imagine how many sons your lannister wife could give you (assuming there is no twin brother involved)....
>>221645278It's still strange to me that almost every other house is only 1 family with no other branches on the tree.Targaryens kinda make sense, with the marrying your sister stuff.
This was the perfect opportunity for them to actually show Rhaenyra as a strong woman with absolute disdain for Otto. She could've gotten in his face and called him out for starting the war, killing thousands, killing her sons and setting his own grandchildren towards their unavoidable demise. She could've even had an epic title drop about how his obsession with playing "the game of thrones" with his own daughter and grandchildren as pieces without much moral consideration- only that of his legacy, and how his legacy will now be one of failure and ruin.She could've hacked away at him multiple times on purpose, but instead she cries and "accidentally" botches the execution. But with the botched execution came the botched execution of this scene.
>>221644716Yes
>>221645346You just don't understand how hard it is to be a woman living as a slave to the patriarchy
>>221645455For a feminist, wouldn't it be a good thing if she tore off the chains of patriarchy though and proudly and triumphantly executed the man who had schemed for her throne since she was a child?
>>221645057what a spastic autist
>>221645455She's actually suffering from being a king in the body of a woman.She had a whole scene crying about it two episodes earlier.
>>221644351>Sigmar, forgive me.....i couldnt defend your chosen heralds, the RATCATCHERS. That fool of my grandson...>Now the vermintide growing beneath KL can no longer be kept in check
>>221644844>secret Ulfyrekek
>>221645627It was always part of the plan-scheme, idiot-fool!
>>221644558He heard that grudge/edgy characters were popular among kids in the 90s and wanted too late to join the trend.He also completely misses out the point of what makes a cool characters really "cool". Hence why he was baffed with the popularity of the Hound. All his true badass characters are often made by accident
>>221645336No fucking clue why George did that. It makes the idea of the Stark line surviving for 8000 years completely retarded. They seriously had no branch families?
>I go to the ratcatchers, in whose mighty company I shall not now feel ashamed.
>>221644613Aemond is just Daemon but younger, with less feats, but even more edgy (and without a eye). He mostly exist in the books as a mirror for Daemon and as the final boss of his character arc
>>221645717>They seriously had no branch families?The KarstarkBut yeah, I like George's worldbuilding but there are obvious gaps with shit like that, 8000 years means that, apart from literally everyone in the world descending from Bran the Builder, at least half the north should bear the name "Stark"
>>221645346It was actually a perfect opportunity for Otto to mention how Viserys only ever chose Rhaenyra to deny Daemon, and now Daemon was quite literally whispering commands in her ear.It was such an on the nose visual that it's shocking Otto didn't comment on it. I think the writers just genuinely didn't even realise the symbolism they accidentally made.
>>221644890Sam is his bookish shy sideTyrion is his mouth for his personal view of the world: nihilist but with a eternal hope and pursue there is light at the end of the tunnelDaemon is just his personal self-insert power fantasy of being an handsone dangerous chad that fucks underaged girls and gets away with everything. Every male writer has one, but at least Martin had the good idea to put him as a flavour lore character living centuries of years before the main plot
>>221645787Also its hilarious that Otto was completely vindicated on Daemon>gets a milligram of power>decides he needs to become genghis khan
>>221645787>Otto's final act before death is sneeding chaos and distrust between Daemon and Rhaenyra, setting up Rhaenyra's increasing trust in Mysaria and Alicent as well as starting the wedge with Daemon and the Rhaenettles plot.It could've been so kino bros
>>221645689>"I am pleased to know that you remember that,” Rhaenyra answered. “It would seem we are your prisoners … but do not think that you will hold us long. My leal lords will find me.”>"If they search Skavenblight, mayhaps,” the King made answer. Take her, my loyal rat warriors
>>221644313>the first "meme" this season is just a picture reposted from redditits over isnt it...
>>221645821That wasn't just Otto, all the important Lords thought he'd take them into never ending wars against the Free Cities if he ever sat the throne.
>>221645787Wasnt Otto's true goal to do everything in his power to stop Daemon to either become king, or becoeming de facto King by using Rhaenyra as his puppet?
>>221645897>thought he'd take them into never ending wars against the Free Cities if he ever sat the throneAnd they were right, kekRahenyra wanted to open a second front on the greens and picrel is what Daemon proposed
>>221645912Were the Spanish really delusional enough to believe they could beat China?
>>221645955This plan was done after 20 spaniards with gunpowder and a crucifix had just conquered an entire continent toppling several empires.The generals had good reason to feel delusional, but obviously the plan was never put in action because they did realize it was not feasable.
>>221645912This pic doesn’t look like it would work
Can people really not tell Darkstar is intentionally an edgy retard?>But Arianne says he’s the most dangerous man in DorneArianne is also depicted as a dumb spoiled slut. She comes up with a retarded plan and is immediately caught and gets people killed for nothing. Asoiaf characters are unreliable narrators. You’re not supposed to take their words and observations at face value.
>>221645787>I think the writers just genuinely didn't even realise the symbolism they accidentally made.It’s the only reason we get anything watchable that makes any sort of sense despite their retarded faggotry.
>>221646018Mushroom is the most reliable narrator tho
>>221645724A daring synthesis, Anon.
>>221646055Are people not capable of forming their own opinions anymore?
>>221646078What would you have him do?
Alicent is getting chunky....brehs is was supposed to be the BLACK kween
>>221646106IMAGINE a chubby big titty brat Rhaenyra… we were robbed
>>221646078he's just doing some market research to see if its worth doing a video to grift on
>>221644892Is this why the Durrandon/Baratheons are so fucking based throughout the generations?
>>221646126Targshitters don't have big tits
>>221646138...except for Gendry.
>>221646180She got them from her Arryn mother
I mean what was she supposed to do, nobody knew they took all the gold, not even Alicent.
>>221646269ALICENT WAS IN THE ROOM WHEN THEY SAID THEY WOULD SPLIT THE GOLD
>>221646290Look at this idiot paying attention and trying to follow logic
>>221644351>>221645346>>221645724
>>221646078He wants to gage how controversial and divisive the show is before investing the time into making a barely-longer-than-10-minutes-for-ads video. If he doesnt get enough (You)s he'll probably only do one of those terrible Chud Council podcasts where everyone keeps slipping into awkward silence because only like two of them can hold a conversation for longer than 10 minutes.
>>221644397Those tits were so sad that they ended her career and sex symbol status basically overnight. Nobody wants to motorboat a pair of deflated flapjacks.
>>221646356You must admit, he went with grace#respect
>>221646290If Alicent was still working for the greens I would think "clever, the writers are making her manipulate rahenyra" but no, that's not what is going on at allThe character is genuinely as confused as the audience
>>221646412Homosexual hands typed this post.
>>221646412I watched a season of a British legal drama for her. I had to forget what she looked like under the clothes. So cute.
What is the appeal of House Tully?
>>221646418It was kino of the highest order, Rhys Ifans is an amazing actor, he's really above the rest, only Patty Constantine was on his level, any scene with them is automatically elevated.
>>221646018I thought Doran called him the most dangerous man
>>221644975The difference is Daemon and Aemond didn't give themselves anime fanfic tier nicknames.
>>221646501>the rogue prince
>>221644844>fAegon = secret BlackfyrefAegon = secret Brightfyre
>>221646442Only peasants prefer big tits. They lack grace and elegance.
>>221644351
>>221644903Victarion might just be my favorite character. He won me over when Asha smiled and waved at him and he immediately jumped to the conclusion that she wanted to bang.
>>221646018Doran called him the most dangerous man in Dorne
>>221644903hell yeah brotherwish he didn't get diddled but i guess it builds characterhe's gonna create the Greyjoy equivalent of Blackfyres
>>221646559He didn't give himself that name nor do I think he ever says it himself.If at any point Daemon ever said>I am Daemon Targaryen, The Rogue Prince, and I do as I please.He would instantly become lame.
>>221645892I think you're forgetting about the rape
I knew this show was shit when they cowardly let laenor live. NOOOOO YOU CANT KILL FAGGOTS BECAUSE FAGGOTS WILL BE SADDDDD EVERY FAGGOT GETS PLOT ARMOR NOW FUCK THE STORY fuckin faggots
>>221646756The fact that Laenors dragon become available for a new rider confirms that he must have died off screen.Probably caught some exotic STD from a gay orgy in Essos his immune system couldn't handle.
>>221645912>>221645955>>221646008This was proposed by Philip II's hype-men shortly after he conquered Portugal in 1580 and adopted the title Orbis Non Sufficit/The World Is Not Enough. Spain completely controlled the Pacific, dominated the Atlantic and was a major player in the Indian Ocean. They had also recently opened the biggest silver mine in history in Bolivia. The plan wouldn't have worked, but historically it represents Spain establishing the first genuinely global empire with the ability to project force across the entire world (Spain obliterated France's colony in Florida in the 1565). Spain also came close to calculating longitude almost 200 years before the British did.
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>>221646726Was it beautiful...?
>>221646561
>>221646623Really? That does sound familiar now that I think about it. I guess he means Darkstar is such a tryhard that he might do something insanely reckless, like kill Myrcella or Balon Swann.
>>221646787How would the dragon know from overseas? It’s just a dog, the owner hasn’t been around for a long time.
>attack your hand of the queen>attack your nobility>attack your religious head>attack your dragonseeds>attack your traitor best frienduhm so what's the plan here?
>>221646901>attack the audience with period blood and bad acting
>>221646895Dragons and their chosen rider are bonded with magic.
>>221646901She is receiving constant psychic damage from Aegon's loyal elite rodent forceMany were lost in the battle of the banquet, but the garrison holds strong under the red keep.The rat king shall sit the iron throne again, this they do swear
>>221646901crashing this realm with no survivors
>>221646895The dragon has a psychic link with the rider which allows them to detect if the rider is dead or in pain. Daeron and Healena's dragons went berserk when they felt their riders die even though the rider wasn't in the vicinity.
>>221646901She's the queen! Her daddy said so, so everyone HAS to do what she says now! It doesn't matter if she offends every single person under her, not obeying her would be breaking the law and breaking the law is illegal so that means they have to put up with it.
>>221646936Balerion the Rat-Dread shall purge them all.
>>221647012Otto's final aceThe kingdom is too buys with blacks vs greens to see the real battle that is being waged for the fate of ratkind
>>221647036What was he thinking here?
>>221645057The first two seem okay, it's the "I am of the night" that sounds like he's about to explain the superiority of katanas over other swords.
>>221647036How do bastards taste?
Hmmmm let’s make the velaryons niggers!
Dragonriders spinoff when? Even got Alyn in the DEI role
>>221647012the cat jew fears the rat chad
>>221645901That was his goal in getting Rhaenyra named heir, but after that it was definitely to get the Hightower line on the throne with the marriage to Alicent. With how badly Viserys wanted a son I think he was 100% sure Viserys would name any son heir over Rhaenyra without thinking twice.He just had to make sure there was no possible chance for Daemon to get the throne in case Viserys never had a son so Rhaenyra's appointment was his insurance. Then when Rhaenyra married Daemon getting his line on the throne became the only way to deny Daemon so he prepared for drastic measures.
>>221647075>yet reaffirmed her as heir before croakingViserys was a retard through and through. Otto even told him Daemon was already porking his daughter but he didn’t care.
>>221646901They don't call her 'Maegor with teats' for nothing
>>221647062Strong
>>221647066In Retrospect the raceswap doesn't make Rhaenrya's infidelity more obvious. Where in the books there was some small leeway given Rhaenys was dark haired
>>221647113>Viserys was a retard through and throughIt was the maesters slipping IQ decreasing potions into his wine!
>>221647148what's the scorpion house?
>>221646901Telling Corlys and Hugh to wait a minute is not attacking him. If anything she’s been pretty nice except to the nobles. Alicent is just walking around comfortably even tho she should probably be hung from the rooftops at this point.
>>221647113Honestly Viserys should've listened to Otto from the start, marrying Rhaenyra to Aegon was the smartest choice. The only one who wouldn't have been happy about it would've been Corlys and Rhaenyra herself (and he angrily married her off against her wishes anyway). Would've meant the lords could keep their oaths to Rhaenyra while also getting a son on the throne, and if she would've been too old to have kids (she wouldn't have been) with Aegon then he'd soon have Aemond and Daeron as backups anyway.
Something many missed is corlys said his line will die with him if his bastards aren’t legitimized. You know what that means right? Vaemond didn’t have any kids in show canon so daenaera doesn’t exist and jaehaera will survive the peaking
>>221647245Lorch I think.
>>221644367I mean this guy.... He was a real jerk!
>>221646987She can only get away with shit like that because she has dragons.
>>221647301The velaryon name will end with him*, I mean
>>221647245That’s Amory Lorch, killed Elia Martell and kids with The Mountain.
>>221647301His line could specifically be HIS line, not his house.
>>221647245It's Amory Lorch in the image, the one that killed Rhaegar's daughter. Also I think it's not a scropion but a manticore, one of those flying scorpions the warlocks try to kill Dany with.
>>221647362I messed up when I wrote my post, he said “the velaryon name will end with me”
>>221647372And with houses as rich and powerful as velaryons during the dance, they would definitely marry daenaera matrilineally to keep the house alive, like they did with the lannisters
>>221647053>Record Scratch>Yeah that's me. >You might be wondering how I got into this sticky situation>It all started with the captain of the Gold Cloaks and the Realms Delight.>Full House theme starts playing
Give it to me straight: is she gonna make out with Alicent or not?
>>221647361>Amory Lorch>an amoral guy, lurches around for Lannistersthe literary genius of gurm
>>221647427leak said they will kiss briefly but both pull away
>>221647449lots of kissing in this series, kinda gay ngl
>>221647427More importantly, are they going to cry while kissing?
>>221647427I’m finishing s2 and that lesbian kiss was out of nowhere with the chink whore. Like what the fuck was she just lonely or something.
>>221647427Her, Alicent, Mysaria & Heleana are going to have a foursome. Trust the plan.
>>221647489They are heavily changing the chink whore character to move the plot and change other stuff
>>221647427Scissoring scene status bros, where we at?
What were the maesters up to during the Dance?
>>221647527Probably controlling the reach army.
>>221647489Apparently Emma Darcy requested the kiss and the other actress was ready to play ball.
>>221647012Not getting Otto's 100 cats is one of those things that's frankly not important to adapt but I'm still dissapointed with. Even if just for the autistic continuity because the cats of the Red Keep were around for season 1 of GoT (and plot relevant).I don't understand why they even put Otto in that cage last season though, they could've just relegated him to the background and the only change would've been that he wouldn't have asked if everyone else was dead.
I only want to see Rhaenyra and Halaena kissing.
>>221647549I didn't realize Ser Pounce's pedigree went back that far.
>>221647549Honestly the rat and ratcatcher thing is a great meme and the cat army would have leaned into it hard
>>221646798Lmao, good one.
>>221647527Busy maesting
>>221647602Yeah Blood and Fire specifically mentions the Otto's cats' descendants still lived in the Red Keep to this day iirc
>>221647582I’m atp where I want Rhaenicent since we’ve been conditioned for it by Hess since day 1
>>221646901>tell your small council to fuck off>'wow there's so much involved in ruling the realm, how can I keep up with it all'
>>221647602The cats and ratcatchers are ultimate winners of the dance, Aegon's ratkin army was sadly defeated in the keep
>>221647549They couldn't have kept him around just doing nothing, it would have been a disservice to the character.
>/got/ has turned against Darkstar, who is of the nightThis is a sad and terrible dayA dark day, in factA day which is of the night
>>221647713I chuckled.
>>221647713>turned againstI unironically want to read what he does in winds
>>221647713Not all have lost faith.
>>221647527Learning about cool interesting shit while being comfy in oldtown
>>221647734>fails to kill unarmed 10 year old who he caught off guard*
just wait until fat fuck release winds, the dorne plot will have a huge payoff
>>221647817Most dangerous man in dorne btw, now imagine someone who is just mid tier dangerous
>>221647848are dorniggers worse than ironiggers?
>>221647855mummer's farce
>>221647860honestly, no but the grrm favoritism is kinda bad when it comes to dorne
>>221647877Is it really favoritism just because he made them fight non-retardedly against the targs?
>>221647924>non-retardedlyyeah bro just take your whole population underground, is that easy when food is not a thing
>>221647301Yeah I'm sure condom and hess give a shit about any of that
How many novels has GRRM finished in the last 15 years.
>>221647848
>>221647945The thing about guerilla warfare is that is really, really hard to counter it. Especially if you don't have a modern military.
>>221647974How many have you?
>>221647984guerilla warfare is op when you don't have to worry about logistics or any kind of logic really
>>221647984The guerrilla warfare stuff falls flat when the Targs are spamming nukes on every square inch of Dorne
>>221647848What was the point of reading all those Quentin chapters?
I’m starting to think this show is going a bit off the rails
>>221648199You’re right. And the only way to save it is by writing Hugh the Hammer as a Prigozhin-type character who spends all his time sending angry ravens to Rhaenyra about lacking provisions.
>>221647250I'd say she could at the very least grant Hugh and his wife a room in the caste somewhere for the time being. Aint no way there isn't a spare room somewhere. Also sparing Alecent and Helaena was a smart move. Do a couple executions, with Otto and the other loyalists, but show leniency to the women folk. Shows that she's tough, but fair
Rhaenyra Triumphant
The WHORE of Dragonstone
>>221648266
Brief nudity next episode. Who are we seeing bros
>>221648287Aemond will get pegged by the witch
>>221644397Its so fucking weird. I find dorner quite hot, but yeah, these tits were kinda sad.
>>221648287Lady Footly
>>221648287fDaeron if the gods are good and true.
>finally im queen!!>gets her period>proceeds to make bad decision after bad decision alienating almost everyone in a few daysmaybe this is why foid rulers are a bad idea
>>221648287probably some dicks again, maybe they'll reveal that ormud has a based micropenis
>>221648287I feel like we are overdue for another set of sad, middle aged tits
I feel like we are due for another RAPE. Who will it be though?
>>221648287Helaena's fat, pregnant tits.
>>221648287We have had 14 dicks on screen so far this season, and only one tit. Of the 14 dicks, 10 were white, two were black, and 2 were unidentifiable (either Spanish or possibly Iranian, it was hard to tell even after multiple reviews). All of them were not circumcised, and if I had to guess at least two of them were semi flaccid (likely due to the close proximity of all the other dicks. I’m not sure why this happens, but I know based on personal experience that sometimes your penis can get hard when around other naked penises. Might be some kind of subconscious dominance thing)
>>221648319Will they show what happened to him next?
>>221648287male ass and cock
>>221648398some random green chud and a peasant woman in tumbleton
>>221648440>based on personal experienceanon...
>>221648398Larys rapes Aegon.
>>221644773what the fuck sort of language would have a three-syllable word for "boy" anyway? Fuckin bullshit worldbuilding
THE RATCATCHERS
>>221646562King Robert Baratheon loved Bessie, with those great big tits you could bury your face in. Ah, thank the gods for Bessie!
>>221646138Wonder what would happen if Bobby B pulled Aegon IV on his deathbed
>>221648160To make you thinkhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WoEO969Uzbc&pp=ygUTWW9kYSByb2JvdCBjaGlja2VuIA%3D%3D&ra=m
>>221648287you mean female nudity, right?
>>221648586Imagine if Rhaegar found out about Bessie. Possible alternate timeline?
>>221647848>Arianne marries Young Griff >They both get burnt to a crisp by Dany when she comes to Westeros Bravo gurm
>>221648649Lyanna had already shown she knew how to handle a lance, if you get my meaning.
>>221648668How does Dany die then?
>>221648729Shits herself to death.
>>221648668A shame they cut Arianne out.
>Velaryon's never recovered after the Dance>Hightowers continued to prosper Valyrian cucks can't compete with First Chads.
>>221648729She kinda forgets to wear a seatbelt and falls off Drogon to her death
>>221648649>leave lyanna and run away with bessie cucking bobby a second time
MODS MODS MODS
>>221648751Best boy Drogon wouldn't let that happen.
Reminder that Darkstar is Azor Ahai and Dawn is Lightbringer
Reminder that Davos is Azor Ahai and Stannis is Nissa Nissa.
>>221648783Azor Ahai is fake. All the prophecies are fake.
>>221648814cute and canon!
Its weird that the soundtrack is all pianos and violins, but we have never seen a piano or violin the show.
I wish Garlan was in GoT, he seems like a chill dude.
>>221648834Except for Aegon's.
>>221648869
>>221646562based faggot
>>221648834Ya Azor ahai is just George going “what if the Jesus figure who started religions and is prophecized to return one day in a second coming was a warrior ghengis khan guy rather than a peaceful guy”. And George is an atheist, so when the guy from a religion is prophecized to return, that means he probably won’t.
>>221646442Whose honkers are those?!
>>221648998Look up the preferences of historical nobility.
>>221648950
>>221649049>My drunk brother bragging to my virgin ass about how great it is to bang his wife
>>221649002“What if in this grim dark fantasy the messiah figure sacrifices others rather than himself”
>>221649049>jace died a virgin (at least in the show)based volcel
>>221649082And carrying the sword “lightbringer”, not very subtle. Lucifer disguises himself as an angel of light but is darkness. Azor is the false hero, the antichrist type figure of the series, he didn’t end the long night but got credit for it. So will dany. That’s the “second coming”. Not a true reincarnation but a mirror of history
>>221649046I did, that’s why I know you’re a fag lol
>>221647958They don't but they'd do it just to give george the middle finger.
>>221647466Yet Aemond won't kiss Alys farewell like in the book lmao
>>221649119In the end, Jace was a TRVECEL king while Aemond was nothing more than a fakecel boytoyHe was never /ourguy/
Since Sunfyre is dead will this be the fate of Rhaenyra instead>Popiel II was a legendary 9th century ruler of two proto-Polish tribes, the Goplans and West Polans. He was the last member of the Popielids, a legendary dynasty before the Piasts. According to the chroniclers Gallus Anonymus, Jan Długosz, and Marcin Kromer, as a consequence of his bad rule, he was deposed, besieged by his subjects, and eaten alive by mice in a tower in Kruszwica.
I HATE raping and rapers!Today is opposite day btw
>>221649295he is not dead
>>221649295So that’s where that Witcher quest comes from.
>>221649295Eaten by mice, you say?
>>221649338They will avenge their fallen cousins from the banquet.
>>221649295the rats support their hero aegon so its very possible
>>221648668There's no fucking way he marries arianne, he literally tells joncon that he'll wait for dany.
will this fat fuck really burn his notes and half-finished stuff when hes on his deathbed as he said? surely he wouldnt do that
>>221648588We would've had a whacky race between Stannis and Renly to find Gendry.
>>221649470There's so much money to be made that I'm sure his notes and what he has so far of Winds will be released upon his death, regardless of grrm's own wishes
>lands one role>becomes twitch streamer
>>221649470He'll do that and declare every fanfic to be canon.
>>221649564She's puuurdy
Lyonel Hightower got to actually live the fantasy of aemond and daemon
>>221648260Rhaenyra Elephant
>>221649470Terry Pratchett willed his unfinished work destroyed and his family did just that. So it’s always a possibility if his wife is willing to go along with it.
>>221649596That’s enough, proboscis rhaenyra
>>221648750The Celtigars did fine(until retarded Stannis got them captured by the Lannisters)
>>221649637The velaryon bastard swindle cercei
>>221649676fuck I want to go hiking with themI fucking love hiking
>>221649676Didn't know Olivia had a nice ass and nice legs, awesome
>>221649699
>>221649658But he's so handsome
>>221649618Paris mcbride doesn’t even have any siblings so if she dies before here or shortly after the rights will go to some literal who random distant relation who has no reason to care about George’s wishes
>>221649676Haelaenas actor is so fucking hot, but the show makes her look plain
>>221649119Much to Baela's disappointment.
>>221644515is she part gook or just white and downsy
>>221648287>aware enough to realize the exact point they begin to lose their male audienceits all being orchestrated, I just cant prove it yet
>>221649954Why is she drooling?
>>221649954Baela cotton lol
>>221649676They deserve to be raped right there.
>>221650678>>221650678>>221650678>>221650678Rape here
>>221649676Why are there so many photos of these two together? Are they besties irl or something?
>>221649676>A shame they cut Arianne out.these queens mog 'nyra so hard
