Androw Farman editionPrevious >>221657568
Why did he do it?
Breeding MILF Rhaenyra
Tully girls are for breeding.
Why is Alicent so hell bent on getting her kids killed?
A blessing in the name of the Seven Who Are One.
>>221666305hello lads and the occasional queen who posts on this place >>221666307i never make threads or even posts explicitly identifying as myself but some people on twitter really have got to me i can dismiss 4chan behavior as just you lot being weird as usual but seeing that AI altered image of me go on twitter without being deleted swiftly by moderation has gotten to me it really has and i thought it was amusing to let you all know, even anonymously, that such behavior really does make actresses change their lifestyle i already went to the gym this morning but i'm probably going to go again tonight and definitely plan every day from now on also, yes, i knew the aemond kiss would be memed on relentlessly when i first found out it was going to happen ;)
cant wait for the indian facebook tourists to fuck off.
Seven who are but One Mummer's Farce
>Maelors fate is now given to joffreyexterminate all bald fucks
We disavow rape here
Wait....so Viserys II doesn't get captured, so Aegon III doesn't get depressed in this show canon? So the dragons live on a bit further
>>221666400stop spamming you worthless nigger
>>221666475who
>>221666339>what would you have me do? >bend over and spread that thickness for me bb, you're gonna need both hands
>>221666475>So the dragons live on a bit furtherThey can get killed off some other way. What is more significant is that Aegon is never traumatised which totally changes the regency and his reign, and Viserys never marries into the Rogares which butterflies away the Targaryen line.
reposting lore accurate Rhaenyra
>>221666400I will entertain you for a second since you never know if it's a troll or not. Don't get those twats on Twitter get under your skin. I was thinking maybe that's why you nuked your Instagram? You look great honestly. On another note the script they gave is horrendous. I don't know how you read it with a straight face.
>>221666550monke in a fat suit. it would have been perfect
TAOOBA
>>221666475It mean Jaehaera lives.
>>221666487What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little nigger? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Citadel, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on septs, and I have over 300 confirmed rapes. I am trained in poison warfare and I'm the top liar in the entire seven kingdoms. You are nothing to me but just another lordling. I will poison the fuck out of you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this planetos, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the raven network? Think again, fool. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of maesters across the Is-I mean Oldtown and your keep is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, child. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed sexual assault, but I have access to the entire collection of Oldtown's Protocols of the Archmaesters and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Westeros, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, mayhaps you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit diarrhea all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>>221666560thank you!!! ;) i always appreciate words like these even from internet strangers but i'll have to politely ignore questions about instagram for other reasons
>>221666332No more slavesWe be dragon rider
>>221666643>>221666623>>221666560just like on my r/4chan xD
>>221666427Ditto.
>>221666728You mean here? :DDDD
>>221666445Why do you have pictures of Tate saved redditor?
>>221666560>since you never know if it's a troll or notReally nigger
>>221666339This artist is such a whiny bitch
>>221666376Rheanyra's cunt is sweeter than a clump of cells
>>221666617This is gonna make the Brazilians seethe.
>>221666776>falling for the spammer's self reply
>>221666643Fair enough. Have fun at the gym. Anyway first for our King of Rats and Cats. Protector of wine and rakia. Defender of the sheep. Connoisseur of the finer things in life.
SoulessTalentless TastelessSara Hess
>>221666786I feel pretty worthless some days and then I think to myself that I'll never be as worthless as people who give a shit about what fanart artists are like
>>221666834
Sara Hess is so cute bros
>>221666825we get it, it's embarassing to get no engagement for your spam but you can stop now
>>221666838I used to follow them because of their art and then they started seething about aegon and people liking Helaena. That’s all.
They Were Lesbians just like ME
I prefer the walk of shame over innocents being burned
BROWN STARKSBROWN STARKS BROWN STARKS
>Leyton Hightower locked himself and his daughter in the tower to power up on Dawn magic now that it's back after the comet>Meanwhile Doran just sits around the water gardens moping and sent Quentyn on a suicide mission instead of trying to bring back Rhoynar water magicThese dornish fellas aren't too bright aren't they
Fun fact: The scene where Rhaenyra tells Helaena she would've preferred to kill Aegon is the only scene so far where Rhaenyra interacts with any of her siblings
>>221666894>read you to filth
>>221666894aegon the conqueror cucked to westerosi traditions too lol, these people are as delusional as shitmon.
>>221666898Inuit Starks are kinda cool actually in a worldbuilding sense
>>221666917Sheeshhhhhhhhhh
>>221666878what other epic reddit memes you got for us?
>>221666894If the Greens won the Dance they would have never, ever been toppled. The perfect fusion of Andal-Westerosi tradition
>>221666917*half-siblings
>>221666898robb stark wanted to make them brown with his mutt child but luckily based walder stopped it
>>221666905They are men of... most humble beginnings
>>221666917Great storytelling
>>221666929>The North are brown>People north of the Wall are redheaded
Half Jewess
>>221666937Since you're already on the subreddit help us all :D
SHEEEEEESHHHHHHH
>>221666979This is true by the way
One less white woman Mission completed
>>221666894Why are zoomers so annoying? I like the Targs, but they act as if converting to the Faith of the Seven or adapting themselves to Westerosi Culture made them worse. I mean, I know the answer, it's because they think that Fot7 = Christianity, therefore it's bad...
>Rhaenyra is defeated>Viserys's ghost appears>"Father! Is it... over?">"At long last. No woman rules at all, my realm's delight...">"I see... only bad ratings... before... me">Viserys closes his retarded daughter eyes as Corlys walks in>"Without its girlboss command, the restless fandom will become an even greater threat to this show... Ratings must be maintained. There must always be a Retarded Wokelyrian character...">Viserys ghost disappears>Corlys retrieves the Woke Crown and examines it>"The weight of such a burden... must be mine. For there is no other...">"CORLYS! You hold a grim destiny in your hands, brother - but it is not your own">"Vaemond?! By all that is salted...">"The dragon's flame sealed my fate. The world of the Canon can no longer comfort me. Place the crown upon my head, Corlys. Forevermore, I will be the jailer of the normies">"No, my kid brother. I cannot">"Do it, Corlys! You and these trans knights have your own destinies to fulfill. This last act of kino... is mine">"You will not be forgotten, kid brother">"I must be forgotten, Corlys! If the world is to live free from the tyranny of bastards, they must never know what was done here today">Corlys nodes>"Tell them only that Maegor with Tits is dead. And that Vaemond Velaryon died with they/them... Now, go. Leave this stupid season, and never return..."
Look at those souless eyes
>>221666894I actually love targ extremists like this, because they fucking lose pathetically and I get to laugh at them from a position of total superiority and domination over them
Don't these people feel shame
>>221667007I am homophobic, but lesbians in particular strike me as unnatural. There's just something that feels so performative and artificial about it. I believe gay men when they say they are attracted to and like having sex with men. I don't believe lesbians when they say the same about women. The stats about lesbian-only bars and lesbian bed death just don't back that up.
>>221666894I appreciate Robby even more for stopping them
>>221666894>>221666922 >>221666950 >>221667012 >>221667084if you like twitter so much why don't you go back there?
>>221667044>>221667071>>221667086I'm very uneducated in how business occur nowadays, but how much do you guys think these people get paid per season? And do they get a cut of the "profits" beyond a normal salary?
>hello husband, maybe some sex today?>uhm, no, no i dont think so>you can fuck my ass too if you want>i have rogue prince stuff to do i really have no time>you wont have to do anything just lay there, ill ride you >uhm no.
>>221667122Kino trope.
>>221667122can someone please post his retardedly large hood in this scene i dont have the edit on hand
>>221667106I like reading reactions and arguments so no
>>221666898>
>>221667122>ditches hot twitch streamer to fuck a trannywhat the heck is wrong with the rogue prince?
True Detective reference. Nice.
>>221667157which buck does the best thugshaker?
>>221667157No fucking way
>>221667157>stage play
>>221666885>them>their>theyYup you are a certified worthless subhuman
>>221667173>69th emperorthey had reddit in the golden empire?
>>221667122Daemon was so fucking gay for thisAemond wouldn't have wasted such an opportunitySister, mom, swamp witch, he's a go getter
>I am almost a woman grown, ser. I'll let you spank me, though ... but first you'll need to tilt with me, and knock me off my horse.
>>221667179It's not going to happenIt's just stage playHere is why it's a good thingFuck off racist
>>221667156you can read them on twitter, so why don't you go there instead of spamming your garbage here
>>221666305egg is icsh
>>221667141>looking like the hottest woman of the 70sshe's cute but come on
>>221667086Who is the redhead?
>>221667168>ditches str*amer for kinose wifeBased Rogue Prince
>>221667157theater is such a joke
>>221667091the lesbian community has been decimated by the trans menace
>>221667216Some jewess
>hottest chick in Westeros>no reason to let herself get knocked up outside of marriage and ruin her prospects>could have easily gotten moon tea, but chose not toNed married Ashara in the Harrenhal godswood, Ned was going to tell Rickard when he came down for Brandon's wedding at Riverrun but it all went to shit after Lyanna got taken. That's why Ned married Catelyn in a sept instead of the Riverrun godswoodall of Cat's kids are BASTARDS
>>221667122
>>221667256I still laugh about the lesbian subreddits.
>>221667122Rhea wasn't up for it either to be honest, she disliked Daemon and his whole rogue prince persona.
>>221667265>Early life and education>Political career>Attempted coup>Insurgency >Prison>Broadcast career
>>221667157>trust me bro, we just casted the people who performed best during the audition. They got the role on merit
>>221667157most plays are liberal propaganda anyways, only fags and foids love theatre
>>221667200Who is your favorite Baratheon, I like Lyonel the most
Let's be honest, Catelyn is the worst asoiaf girl.
we valyrian now
>>221667338go ask twitter, nigger
>>221667261>no reason to let herself get knocked up outside of marriage and ruin her prospectsHow about love huh? Have you considered a 20 year old couple might simply love each other huh? What about forbidden romance? Doomed love? Have you ever considered that?
>>221667258>redhead>jewish
>>221667351trvke
>>221667358Shireen is a close second
>>221667261Yes notoriously honourable Ned Stark would’ve done thatWhat possible relevance could that plot have for the future? Knowing that Bran becomes king too?
how did arya become such a little whore... she should be called saera stark, shes seducing men left and right
>>221667366Why do you pretend to be a retard for?
>>221667351Still hot. Book!Cat that is.
>>221667386subscribed
>>221667420I am not pretending
>>221667457Oh thank you, I’ll keep posting to keep up with the demand
>>221667467B-bees?!?!?!
I want to have sex with Sara Hess.
>>221667496Propaganda?
>>221667461>>221667506Filter
>>221667490you get upset like a woman
>>221667467I hate writers rooms so much. Such a retarded institution. >TheWitcherWritersRoom.jpeg
>>221667496
Everyone is lesbian just like ME
>>221667548And you’re the one chimping out
>>221667575Dr. Cuddy!?!?
>>221667585>chimping outwoman speek
>>221667496they don't allow you to have bees in here.
>>221667122Why does Arryn end up being pro black again, didn't one member of the Vale threaten Daemon at some point because they all know he killed her
>>221667557>I see this council is abuzz ever since the king sadly passed away. But this swarm of opinions that tries to seduce me into being a traitor using honeyed words won't work, it stings to see how you have so quickly turned against the legitimate queen bee, Rahenyra. I feel like this council has become an hornet nest.
I like to think a college guy whom she crushed on in college rejected her for a white woman
>>221667721I think this is common
>>221667700It was a Royce, they were the only ones anti-Daemon because of said suspicions, the rest not so much
years later and i cant still believe that this was said without any ounce of irony.
>>221667399>spends every single day for the past 14 years lying to his wife, his best friend, his children, his maester, his brother, his bannermen and his nephew>honourable
>>221667122She is so hot.
>>221667801I 100% believe that he was drunk or high.
Sara Hess is so lovable
>>221667700They think it's him, but there's no proof.
>>221667801I like the one where he talks about the Dothraki being wiped out in battle with the Night King, and then they turn up the next day to sack King’s Landing.
>>221667801it was funny how the post episode commentary videos from dumb&dumber somehow made things even worse and usually just revealed how retarded they are
>>221667552>>TheWitcherWritersRoom.jpegHey I've got that one
>>221667721Lol wtf
>>221667854>>221667801>mfw I see the catapults in front of the infantry
>>221667864I was referring to the "champagne, laughs, and tears" Instagram one.
>>221667864The woman in red has such motorboatable tiddies
>>221667854>100k dothraki unleashed on westeros>not one rape happened
>>221667889That one northern soldier was doing enough raping for all of them.
>>221667889Did you not see King's Landing?
>>221667905he couldnt stop raping even when jon told him to. in a green army during the dance he would have been a hero
>>221667888Filter
>>221667864The black guy got kicked out cause he was bros with Cavill, they wanted to accuse him of harassment but the nig is gay kek.>>221667881I got that one too.
>>221667931Absolute patriot
>>221667961Holy shit that redhead and brunette would be such a great threesome
>>221667888She's shy about her body
>>221667991Filter again
>>221667996Googly moogly
>>221667961I want the WGA to die.
Didn't know the WGA had so many baddies
Does it really take so many people to write a TV show?
Fuck the queens
>>221667700Rhaenyra's mum was an Arryn
>>221668042When you get the cheapest bottom of the barrel garbage writers, yes it does(they're all garbage nowadays and the marketing dept actually has more input than them).
>>221668045I would lick their buttholes.
>>221668088>the marketing dept actually has more input than themGrim.
>>221667399>What possible relevance could that plot have for the futureAllyria Dayne(actually Stark) is the true heir to Winterfell
Varys gave birth to all his little birds. Thank you for your attention.
Bros, when his time comes in winds I don't know how I will take ithttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1783704984435586.mp4
>>221667801>remove Euron being a magical schizo because they think normies wouldn't like it>have him 360 no scope a dragon insteadthey should have embraced edgelord Euron, replace that seen with him stealing the dragon using his dragonbinder horn and it makes way more sense
>>221668045every man in king's landing fucked the brothel queens, 1 gold dragon for a fuck helped refill the royal treasury
>>221668232you already know he is dying
>>221666339What could’ve been….
>>221668233And soloed the Sand Snakes. And introduced the queen of the Seven Kingdoms to the concept of a finger in the bum.
I miss Cersei
>>221666820>>221666854>>221666891I wanna take Hess’ gently used pussy for a test drive and dog it for fucking the franchise so
>>221668331>retard who ruins the economy>evil retard who blows up the pope>retard who dooms her husband>evil retard who betrays her family for nothingWhat message is ASOIAF truly trying to convey about women in power?
>>221668132It's why you see shows have a decent first season, then go down a cliff on the second.Good/decent writer gets hired to develop/write the first season mostly by himself along with a director in order to pitch to execs and is given significant time for it. Show gets the green light, first season is a hit. Writing team gets hired or secondary writers get more relevance in order to speed up production cause the second season is scheduled for the next year and the main writer either fucked off or can't do it in that time frame, marketing team butts in and does data analysis on social media and provides "input" on where the story should go according to their analysis of viewers/subscribers and their preferences.Second season is a turd and there's clear pandering to redditors and retards on twitter.
>>221668372They should never hold power. We listened and that’s why Kamala lost.
>>221668271A gold dragon is a shitload of money, Steely Pate wanted almost an entire gold dragon to armor Dunc from head to toes.
>>221668375Literally True Detective.And Westworld. And Stranger Things. And Pluribus.
>>221666376Reminder that the whole thing started because Alicent was worried Rhaenyra would kill her kids to secure her reign.But that was in season 1.
>>221667157are you fucking shitting me
Does the CK3 mod have essos yet?Does it have an option to make it so there's a civil war every time the king dies? (I've seen said mod before but it only works if YOU are playing as the targs, i want civil wars even when playing a vassal)
>>221668473idk retard ask the CK3 forum
>>221666360why does this woman want more kids? bitch you have 5 already. Ned should've done something.
>>221668542Yea, Ned should have knocked her up again.
>>221667996Do americans hangout with their co-workers in their free time or is this just some hollywood thing?
>>221668518Mean
>>221668570Who else are you going to hang out with?
>>221668542He should've told Jon to call her mom, that would've made her not want to be a mom for a while.
>>221668542She still needed a son that looked like Ned.
>>221668598My friends and you guys
>'you are a good man theon...now please kill yourself with a suicide attack on the night king , dont want you fucking alive when my sister kill him in 10 second"
>>221668542I’d understand if you’re in the Reach or something, but the Starks have such poor prospects that there have been no cadet branches except the Karstarks for thousands of years
>>221668570They were hired as writers because they were friends beforehand.
>>221668605How would Cat react if Ned told her the truth about Jon?
>>221668646Some Anon made a good joke about that in a previous thread.
>>221668646https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/221606211/#221607238
>>221668692kek but Jon isn't a sisterfucker
>>221667874I think i saw a trailer for that the plot is Milana Vayntrub can’t turn off her vibrator because its a holy day where they can’t use electricity so she needs to fine some gentile on the street to do it for her
Don't let this distract you from the fact that Rhaenyra Targaryen is a bed.
>>221668692Thank you, Anon. >>221668712>Bangs a redhead. I knew I should have saved that weird pic.
>>221667874oy fucking vey
>>221668427I think it's mentioned that it's something like a year worth of food for a normal family?
>>221668632I liked the direction his character was taking, with him being compeltely unbothered when Stannis shackles him upside down in a cold dungeon and chatting awayBro was on vacation
>>221668473>Does the CK3 mod have essos yet?The base mod has Braavos, Myr, Pentos, Tyrosh, and Lys. With legacy of valyria submod, you get volantis, slavers's bay, asshai, and valyrian peninsula
>>221668712He literally is he’s meant to end up with Arya
>>221668542she genuinely thought that if she finally had a son that looked like a Stark, that Ned would stop caring about Jon Snow>>221668635another reason that it's retarded for Ned to let Jon go to the Night's Watch. GRRM basically broke his own world building about Jon having no prospects since we see bastards in fairly high positions in later books>>221668646she's as ambitious for her family as Hoster, so she'd genuinely start brainstorming potential ways to use him or his kids in the future. Depends on when Ned tells her, if it's in AGOT she'd probably scrap the Night's Watch plan and marry him off to some minor noble like Jeyne Poole. But she's retarded so she might just write a letter about it to Lysa and fuck up everything
Did Charles Dance's performance elevate GoT?
poppa bear?
>>221668814so good he didn't even need the lambshops
>>221668850>lamb chops>side burns>hair wings
>>221668811>But she's retarded so she might just write a letter about it to Lysa and fuck up everythingWho are we kidding, of course she'd write a letter to Lysa and Littlefinger.
>>221668712>kek but Jon isn't a sisterfucker>She punched him. "That's vile. Would you bed your sister?" "Longspear's not your brother.">Jon had never met anyone so stubborn, except maybe for his little sister Arya. Is she still my sister? he wondered. Was she ever? >Ygritte watched and said nothing. She looked plump as she crouched there, but most of that was layers of fur and wool and leather. Underneath all that she could be as skinny as AryaJon compares every woman he likes to Arya physically and in terms of personality. And copes about what counts as fucking your sister and that Arya was never really his sister
>>221668811Ned letting him take the black wasn't about honor or prospects, it was about minimizing the threat to him from Robert.
>>221668641That does explain the witcher series quite well actually
>>221668814It kind of obfuscated how retarded Tywin was
>>221668900No it wasn’t
>>221666937
>>221668811>she genuinely thought that if she finally had a son that looked like a Stark, that Ned would stop caring about Jon Snow
>>221668900Robert was in the same castle as Jon for over a month and nothing happened. There's zero risk of Jon being exposed at this point. And sending Jon to the Watch before a long ass winter is a borderline death sentence considering rangers are dropping like flies and there's a king beyond the Wall. Even without knowing about the Others, Ned is sentencing him to a short and miserable life
>>221668927Yeah it was
>>221668982Jon's uncle is there, and he hasn't been doing too bad. It's unfortunate he dies like 3 weeks later, but hey, didn't know that would happen.
>>221668987No it wasn’t
>>221667854how about 8000 eunuch unsullied being such a large threat they got to dictate politics in another country
>>221669000Yeah it was
Anyone else happy that Jace is deadGod I hated that narcissistic twink so much
>>221669010No it wasn’t
>>221668570>here at mega corp, we are family
>>221669026He was a bastard and his mother is a whore
I hated Jace so much it forced me to like Ulf kek
>>221669026No, he was right about the dragonseeds, he was right about Rahenyra being dumb, and he was right to not let her go to battle as the cause could have been lostHe was based (for a Strong boy)
>>221669107Ulf is based.
Why the fuck are Baratheon genes so strong?
>>221669128Jace had a stick up his ass at all times. That he was a good mommy’s boy isn’t surprising. Protecting his mother was his only good trait. But literally any son should have this skill.
He thinks he’s so kewl
>>221669205He looks like he fucks someone's mom
God I want to ram my thumb up Jace’s ass and put firm pressure on his throbbing prostate
>>221669205Even the hallucination version of him was mewing in the last episode.
>>221669225He looks like he gets fucked by someone's dad.
I want to pump Asha Greyjoy full of childrenI know I know, controversial, I would be producing more ironbornlings, but I consider it a necessary price to pay
>>221666475He can easily be traumatized by seeing his mommy being eaten alive by his uncle's dragon
>>221666894>I hate eugenetist racist suprematists that rule over native people like tyrants and tries to impose their culture over them>But i also loves and support the Targaryens BTW
God I want to taste Jace’s pits
>>221666475Viserys is dead and Aegon is depressed because his cock is burned (haha funny!) silly.
>>221667700Daemon was unpopular in the Bale and hated especially by the Royces. But Rhaenyra was half Arryn and blood surpass anything else
>>221668372Book Alicent is leagues more competent of the other queens in the picture
>>221666475the show is not going to show that much, it will probably end with the hour of the wolf and they will show aegon on the throne with the hooded hand
>Dad I fucked Jonah Mooton, Roy Connington and Braxton Beesbury.How do you respond without sounding insecure, controlling or mad?
>>221666339>tfw the show gave us a troon instead of a curvy milf
>>221669594>Bale*Vale
>>221666894lol Dorne always beat them
>>221669661BAYLEBLOODY BAYLEAAAAGH*dies*
>>221667168>ditches cute wife that wants to be bred for a jewish-nosed troonkek
>>221669647Ask her to pick one of those boys to marry, then send them both to Essos.
i love this guy
>>221669647
>>221669787Yeah seeing him annoy the hell out of Jace was cathartic.
>>221669647>PicrelDo Tumblrites really not know how to draw really beautiful women?
>>221669799What if she still has descendants in the modern day?
>>221667700Rhaenyra's mom was an Arryn, but honestly the Vale should've been divided like the Reach. They contribute literally fucking nothing to the Dance anyway, so just have a throwaway line about Lord Whogivesafuck Royce beating the Arryns in battle then failing to besiege the Eyrie or something.
How do riders not get thrown off their dragons when they dive down in the air?
>>221669841Aemma Arryn was half Targ though
>>221669865They wear seatbelts.
>>221669865stop watching shows on a 2nd monitor while playing fortnite, little timmy
Vhagar is partially deaf and has arthritis. I don’t think it’s very ethical to have her do stuff.
>>221669787me too, i hope they wont fuck up his arc too much. i want him to turn on shitmon and rhaerhae so badly
nobody wants the valetoo many mountains it’s hard to breathe up there
>>221669829Pretty likely honestly, we know she must've had a number of descendants. Three of Saera's Essosi sons put forth their claim in the great council to settle Jaehaerys' election but were ignored.
>>221669943Then why the fuck are Vale women so hot?
>>221669829>>221669963Why would she bring any pregnancies to term?
>>221669978Love of the game. Also one of those sons was the kid of a Volantene triarch so that one was probably useful to keep around.
he just wants love...
>>221670063uh that's his mom
>>221667207luke is icsh
Dragons cannot truly be controlled. They have human wills. They have a bond with their riders only. Each has a distinct mind. It’s sort of like assuming that a Targaryen can be controlled. Dragon and rider are mutually narcissistic, egocentric.
>>221670164and season 1 rickon?
Vhagar killed/ate Luke and Arrax for two reasons:1) She’s a crusty bitch.2) It almost killed Aemond.
TAOOBA, with haste.
>>221667157do liberals realize how ridiculous this is or are so deep in their own propaganda they consider it normal
What do riders feed dragons if they’re especially good dragons? Did the Targaryens commission the creation of dragon toys? Big metal things?
What would you have done?????
>>221670326AlexJonesRape.gif
>House Greyjoy symbol is a vagina>Theon gets bottom surgeryGRRM is a master of foreshadowing.
>>221670336Reminder that whoever built/left the seastone chair were the original dragon breeders/riders and they were likely fish people not human.
>>221669805lmaohttps://youtu.be/kVEgJm32d8Q
>>221669865They hold on.
>>221670370Yeahhhhhhhhhh good luck with that ..
>>221670382Why? It works. No Targ has ever died from accidentally falling off a dragon.
I do find it interesting how each dragon has such a unique personality. Vermithrax and Silverwing are basically husband and wife but are total opposites.
>>221670304They love it because it means they are winning the culture war. Just like how 4chan cheered on Citizen Vigilante for weeks despite it being objectively an extremely shit film.
>>221670361That was a pretty strong reaction from jace.
>>221670394Magic grip strength now??
>>221666763seeing him get BTFO'd by a trash tier boxer was funnythats why
>>221670422You know she got that magic grip.
When are they going to bring back the best armor?
>>221670463monke no... shes too pure
>>221670361Really can't blame those two for betraying the Blacks
>>221670326dragon pussy is cursed
>>221670463Criston was raped here btw
>>221670488Dunc had the dragon pussy
>>221670463every time I see that pic with her mouth open I imagine her doing monkey sounds
>>221669205might be the worst written character in the entire show, he's so fucking retardedhe makes show stannis sounds shakespearian
>>221670326she's so fine
>>221670515>>221670463I love how rheanyra apologists defend this with>He wasnt raped, he's a man and she's a young girl, and he's enjoying itthen will claim a boss fucking his secretary is rape because of the power imbalance and call you insane if you imply that what if the woman enjoys it (as most do)By all standards, Criston was raped in the show
>>221670488what about dragon boypussy?
>>221670538And s8 dany?
What’s the most wholesome scene in House of the Dragon, and why is it the scene of Daemon singing some lullaby in High Valyrian to Vermithor?He didn’t have to do this. You can tell he just really loves his culture, and dragons. Makes me wonder if Jaehaerys sang to Vermithor.
>>221669799is this Jaeharys the old king? he's absolutely based beyond belief
>>221670547>she's
>>221670582It’s not really wholesome it’s just badass
>>221670551That's what happens at Summerhall. Dunk and Egg fall in love and because they are both boys, can't have children together. Dunk begs Egg to try to hatch an egg.Also, they used wildfire for anal lube.
>>221670521Nuh uhDunk is a strict firecrotch fucker
>>221670583Jaehaerys was a kind king, but a mean dad. The irony is that his whore daughter was in fact the happiest of his children. His other kids all had awful fates, or had awful forced marriages.
>>221670552probably the character that most stuck to gurm's vision and textif you read the books and didnt see her flipping her shit, or even the clues in the show, you're probably the reason the writing is so dumbed down besides the writers incompetence
>>221670552her adolf targaryen arc was so good. d&d did nothing wrong
How did Renly work? >Roberts YOUNGER brother, so not next in line to inhereit even if his kids are bastards>Known fag>Woman in his rainbow guardWhy the fuck would a single soldier follow up? Why would the Tyrells marry Marge off to him?
>>221670619It’s extremely wholesome. He is going out of his way to socialize an isolated and aging dragon. It could be considered a form of cruelty to just let such an old dragon rot away in a cave. But yes it’s also badass.
>>221670267season 1 rickon is icsh
>>221666550I'd kneel so hard it's not even funny
>>221670653I miss her so much.
>>221670620George?
>>221670653I thought /got/ hated this moment and thought it came out of nowhere?
>>221670582yeah that was cool even if i dont like him
>>221670664Melisandre’s smirk at his “is he a ham?” comment always made me laugh. She knows she’s going to kill him later, but it still made her chuckle inside.
>>221669787He’s so much more likeable than all the other dour fucks on this show
>>221670732yes, but low iq are invading the board
Hitler Daenerys is only enjoyable in an ironic sense. Also because it’s plausible. I always had this suspicion that Daenerys was actually a psycho, and we just don’t know it yet because she’s still in a position to look like a liberator, but her mindset is still that of an inevitable tyrant.
>>221670732no thats just a reddit take. everyone who read the books/wasnt invested in dany as a pure and innocent angel saw it coming. and honestly kings landing is a shithole, she had no choice
>>221670164season 1 bran is icsh
>>221670876But the show's version of Dany was very different from the books. Same as how Tyrion is much worse of a person in the books.
Why did Silverwing choose Ulf? She’s too nice; I bet she would have chosen literally anyone who stumbled in there; she was probably bored!
>>221670582The show needs more scenes like that. Instead of just ripping through plot at a breakneck speed (often offscreen) and having characters do nothing but spout exposition at each other
>>221666820>>221666854>>221666891>This chink bitch denied me my chubby milf Rhaenyra
>>221670361I get Jace is meant to be malding because it's just further proof him having a dragon doesn't make him special as a bastard but why's this nigga threatening to hang Ulf just for acting friendly when he doesn't know what just happened at sharpoint?
>>221670732I remember half the board calling her >CUTEST PSYCHOThe main issue with it more then anything is how fast it happens. She occasionally throughout the series does something questionable, but it's mostly to her enemies so people don't think much of it. The only time I feel it was really acknowledged was Varys and Tyrion talking about her burning Randall Tarly and his second son, and then they speedrun it after killing the White Walkers.
jace had autism just like helaena
>>221670938vermithor got a rider. she is not going to sit around while he gets to fly
>>221671149>>221671149>>221671149New thread
>>221669034Yeah it was
>>221670644>>221670653>>221670843>>221670876>>221671094>Daenerys spends four seasons liberating slaves so naturally the obvious next step for her is to start burning innocents indiscriminatelyExplain this to me.
>>221670478The ridges do a good job of deflecting blades INTO the eye sockets
>>221671159No it wasn’t
>>221671180She burned people that weren’t slavers, and threatened to burn more
>>221668331Cersei is easily in the top five most entertaining characters in the series, book or show.
