second of his name editionprev >>221680215
Please do not confuse pomanders with vinaigrettes. They are different items from different time periods and had different usage.
>>221692564both are gay
>>221692541egg is icsh
>desperate to make Aegon the villain>make him a rapist>make him watch his bastards kids die in the fighting pits>cut the sunfyre flight at the coronation>but hey at least Aemond is being treated seriously as a character>realize in season 2 you need both factions to be cool>try to soft retcon his personality to be a normal, if out of depth, dude>fanbase is now torn between a good character and a parody of evil>tangentially fuck up Aemond and turn him into a parody of evilThey have NO IDEA what the fuck they are doing
I’m going to rape. I’m not joking
>>221681619
>>221688219https://voca.ro/1oOXA2PEULBfI tried
>>221692634Welcome to the army, patriot
We hail Trystane Truefyre here
>>221692611>realize in season 2 you need both factions to be coolI have no idea why you think they are trying to do this shit lmao
>>221692704no we're Gaemon Palehairchads
>>221692611>his bastards kidsThat wasn't his child unless he sired him when he was 10. It's Daemon's child.
rape rape rape rape
>>221692772new cope just dropped
>>221692611>They have NO IDEA what the fuck they are doingOf course. The way they had written Aemond in S1 made me think they were planning to cut Daeron entirely and merge Aemond and Daeron, somehow Aemond was 16 in S1 like Jace and Baela, made him be really smart, student, removed his cruel streak, not to mention that he didn't want to kill Lucerys, but scare him. >fanbase is now torn between a good character and a parody of evilAll because Aegon was the only character in S2 to feel like a fucking human being while everyone either were pure evil who desired war, were violent against women (Greens, Daemon, Celtigar, etc) or were pure good innocent wanted peace above all (Alicent, Rhaenyra, Rhaenys, etc)>realize in season 2 you need both factions to be coollol the Greens became even worse while the Blacks were whitewashed more with the exception of Corlys
>>221692611>>221692737I think it's more likely the Green actors started pushing back for their characters
The fake Daeron looked EXACTLY like my ex gf's little sister, only different color hair.You cannot even imagine... goddamn
>>221692737>I have no idea why you think they are trying to do this shitWell, intentionally or not Aegon in season 2 is a normal dude with understandable motivations and issues, not some evil bastard rapist
>>221692813>aemond humiliation ritual>haleana>the fucking retarded shit they are doing with alicentaegon might get something today but they are never ending shitting on the greens and remember the evil shit they are doing with ormund and daeron this week
>>221692611>>cut the sunfyre flight at the coronation?
>the rape ormund. it was beautiful. you looked beautiful.
>>221692844Instead of the retarded ass Rahenys dragonpit terrorist attack (to this day the single dumbest scene in the show), Aegon was supposed to show the plebs is cool dragon and fly over the city as everyone cheers
>>221692844in the book instead of girlboss granny blowing up the sept on her dragon it was aegon and helaena flying over the city on sunfyre and dreamfyre while the smallfolk cheered and clapped
>inb4 Alicent face meme
>>221692611>>make him a rapistCan you blame him, Dyana a cute and pure Valyrian stock.
>>221692844>After his coronation, Aegon flew on his dragon, Sunfyre, three times around King's Landing before landing in the Red Keep
Vaemond WON.
>>221692879>(to this day the single dumbest scene in the show)I dunno bro, that's a very crowded field
>>221692611>>make him watch his bastards kids die in the fighting pitswtf, I don't remember that
>>221692932
>mayhaps we should partake in a mild amount of tomfoolery
>>221692948man, S1 had such a high moments it makes me sad knowing it will never be topped
>>221692340Good point, B&C were kind of the point of no return. The fags shit on Greens for starting a war but what the fuck were they supposed to do after being insulted like this? Just suck it up and forgive the psycho child killer and make amends with the queen who endorses said psycho?
>>221692962i say old chap let's relive the old etonian experience by buggering each other in the bummy shall we?
>>221692611Im suprise none of the bookfag actors havent walked away from the project
Satin is a girl, isn't she?
>>221693021Whatever helps you get it up
>>221692962He'd have been a good casting choice for Garlan Tyrell if the show ever bothered to adapt him.
>>221692932>I'M GONNA SAY THE B-WORD AND IT'S NOT BITCH!
>>221692981I feel like you think that was peace offering lolAemond killed Luke so they retaliated, they weren't asking for peace it was escalation and pretty much a plot device to "prove" the blacks are just as bad as the green and George is totally not biased.>>221693021No he is a fag.
>>221693047Bantu?
>>221693050>Aemond killed Lukeit was an accident
>>221692947Yeah in episode 9 2 kingsguard stumble in a fighting pit where they find one of his bastards
>>221693128It didn't happen, if it did it was an accident, and if it wasn't he deserved it anyway
>>221692894Lol
>>221692890Go read F&B instead of repeating what you read on the internet.>>221693003There is no bookfag actor on the show aside from Baela's actress, who also read ASOIAF.>“I finished [Fire and Blood] before I had been offered the part, so I kind of like messed myself up there and I knew the plan for Baela. So everyday, I spend [time] just like begging Ryan Condal to not change things!”Jace's actor supposedly did read Fire & Blood too.
>>221693128>>221693159Aemond>"Do not mourn me, Mother. It was a fair exchange. I may have lost an eye, but I gained a dragon."Also Aemond>"Hold, Strong. First pay the debt you owe me. You have a knife, just as you did then. Put out your eye, and I will let you leave. One will serve. I would not blind you."
>>221693158I don't even remember what she looks like anymore
>>221693199You forgot the baratheon spinster called him a faggot.
>>221693212Why are baratheon stacies like this bros?
>>221693222That bitch was not a stacy and she was worst than Rhaenyra.
>>221693158>>221693202See:>>221692894
why wont he do anything
>>221693158why did they do this to her bros
>>221693235Maesters keep misreading the requests for aid that get sent to him.
>>221693235Like all Baratheons, he's a cuck and a coward.>m-muh dornish invasion He was afraid of Rhaenyra's dragons.
>>221693234
>>221693250>wHaT iF rHaEnYs CaMe ThRoUgH tHe FlOoR oN a DrAgOn?!>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA aNd MySaRiA kIsSeD oUt Of NoWhErE?!>wHaT iF aEmOnD aNd aLiCeNt kIsSeD oUt Of NoWhErE?!>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA fUcKs OvEr CoRlYs FoR nO rEaSoN?!
>>221693235He is too angry at everything elseHis is the fury
>>221693271I've seen this a hundred times by now but I still chuckle like a retard every time I see it
More like WALLICENT
>>221693282>>>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA fUcKs OvEr CoRlYs FoR nO rEaSoN?!To be fair this is in the books too and it's retarded there as well
>>221693235what would you have him do
God bless Sara Hess and her episodes they are the best ones
>>221693235Like most Baratheons he is an illiterate retard descended from an abomination Targaryen bastid.
>>221693293>>221693271>>221693158anyone have the gif?
>>221693352>To be fair this is in the booksThat's wrong, she legitimized both of them the moment they captured kings landing.
>>221693379Durrandon blood cleansed that shit
>>221693401Durrandon blood doesn't cleanse shit
>>221693050>I feel like you think that was peace offering lolI don't, i'm just pointing out that the Dance was unavoidable after what Blacks did and Greens were totally in their right to wage war.>Aemond killed Luke so they retaliatedWasn't a symmetric retaliation. Luke was slain in battle by a person he mutilated, Jacaerys was just a kid who had nothing to do with it. Daemon could've killed Halaena or Aegon and that would've been understandable since they're political figures and dragonriders.>and pretty much a plot device to "prove" the blacks are just as bad as the greenBut they are tho.
>>221693222>stacyShe was an ugly ass bitch, Aemond even tells her father that he won't marry that one.
>>221693235currently aemond is king and engaged to one of his daugthers no? i mean he should put extra effort in at this point but not even a peep from the baratheons since s1
How are the Ironborn still a thing? The inhabitants of the Iron Islands should’ve been deported and resettled across Westeros during Aegon’s Conquest
>>221693426>Durrandon blood doesn't clea-ACK
>>221693448Cause he got spurned, not because of anything else
>>221693460>should’ve been deported and resettled across Westeros during Aegon’s ConquestWhy would you do that to the rest of westeros you psycho
is the consensus now that Mance wrote the pink letter?
>>221693479Nah he called her an ugly ass hoe and then she called him a pussy.
>>221693469>zero Durrandon blood in sight
>>221693492It is known that Littlefinger wrote the pink letter
>>221693491You could kill them all but this is more humane
>>221693469>Durrandon build, hair, eyes, colors, sigil and house words
>no Durrandon blood in sightStole it like a chimp with a bike
>>221693469bobby should have understood that rhaegar only did it for the prophecy
>>221693492The Pink Letter is a doctored letter by the Night’s Watch conspirators of an original by Ramsay
>>221693443>the Dance was unavoidable after what Blacks did and Greens were totally in their right to wage war.This is wrong as the greens started the war, this is a fact both Rhaenyra and Otto tried to avoid conflict via diplomacy and that's why Aegon eventually demoted him but Aemond escalated the conflict killing Luke.>Wasn't a symmetric retaliation. Luke was slain in battle Not really, Luke was messenger and Aemond ambushed him again you forgot both Otto and Alicent called him a mongoloid for murdering Luke and Aegon threw a feast for Aemond because George is biased.>But they are tho.Damn maybe George is a master of subtly.
>>221693199Mayhaps the blacks shouldn't have sent a child to do a man's job. But to be fair, sending a volatile retard like Aemond as an envoy wasn't particularly smart either
>>221693577Aemond was the only choice because he was the only dragon rider and a volatile retard was necessary to kick start the conflict.
>>221693577>1 less dragon>1 less strong bastard>baratheons pledge allegiance>bad idea
>>221693566Luke was an envoy recruiting houses to join his mother in a war.
>>221693457>currently aemond is kingnigger?
>>221693469Can Robert's Rebellion be considered a Rebellion of the Andal ubermen against the degenerate imbred lizardfags that enslaved them with cowardy magic bioweapons?
>>221693644First men and Andals, united by a single purpose: push back the disgusting valyrian incestous pieces of shit
>robert, i had to run away with your beloved lyanna and i had to cum inside her fertile young womb on a daily basis for the past few months. but its not what you think, its for the common good and for the realm. i hope we can put all the misunderstandings behind us and remain on good terms.
>>221693560Trust me that does not work as a defence for rape in court
>>221693566>This is wrong as the greens started the warThe war could still have been avoided. Killing a dragonrider and a bastard is not the same as killing a crown prince.>Not really, Luke was messenger and Aemond ambushed himLuke was securing the Stormlands for his mother's cause i.e preparations for war. That makes him a military target. And he could fight back unlike Jahaerys.>Damn maybe George is a master of subtlyI don't care about his "cool" black characters and how much rape greens commit or how hard George character assassinates them. Putting a woman on the throne would never be a worthwhile cause. Blackfags plunged the kingdoms into war and killed a shitton of people for nothing.
>>221693566>Rhaenyra and Otto tried to avoid conflict via diplomacy That’s not really a correct representation. Otto was trying to peacefully end things and offered to cede Dragonstone to Rhaenyra. Rhaenyra wanted war. Luke was then killed by Aemond, Blood and Cheese then happened, so Aegon dismissed Otto. That’s when the war really started.
>>221693655>tust meDid you try it
>>221693653https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l80_R2HvXIU
>>221693643yes he is officially king since aegon gave up the crown and ran away. according to aemond that means he abdicated
>>221693644>The only one to defeat the Dragons was one with First Man bloodBased First God
https://x.com/HouseofDragon/status/2075928094976721335wacky ahh editingIt's kinda serving though ngl every trailer could be like this
>>221693653>Robert's Rebellion was built on a lieHow come no one strangled D&D for writing these words and putting them in omniscient character's mouth.
>>221693701>ahhfuck off
>>221693460Barbary Coast pirates lasted until early XIX century and they were worse than ironiggers.
>>221693653>>221693705The average showfag really thinks half the lords in westeros rebelled over Lyanna, and it wasn't burning a stark lord alive and demanding the head of a baratheon from an arryn that did it
>>221693705Omniscient character is always right get rekt
>>221693653My only frieg of knowing the Fat Man will never publish TWOW is that Rhaegar will never be exposed as the prophecy-obsessed lunatic that built the fake persona of an handsome and deep prince to groom and trick a naive teen girl to flee with him, only to have later imprison her and rape her to have his prophecy kidAll their shippers femgooners would had likely commit mass seppoku at this revelation
>>221693637It doesn't matter, messengers are protected by right.>>221693663>The war could still have been avoided. Killing a dragonrider and a bastard is not the same as killing a crown prince.It is the same, both factions killed a son.>Luke was securing the Stormlands for his mother's cause i.e preparations for war. That makes him a military target. And he could fight back unlike Jahaerys.It doesn't matter, messengers are protected by right.>I don't care about his "cool" black characters and how much rape greens commit or how hard George character assassinates them. Putting a woman on the throne would never be a worthwhile cause. Blackfags plunged the kingdoms into war and killed a shitton of people for nothing.I know you don't really want to discuss the source material and you're only interested in your point of view and interpretations.>>221693671>That’s not really a correct representationIt is and Rhaenyra wasn't pushing for a total war until the death of Luke.
>>221693469>use that giant ass warhammer of his with one handseriously , how fucking strong was this fucker in his prime ? i wouldnt be surprised if he would have been able to one shot the mountain back then
>>221693746Pirates weren’t treated as vassals and afforded rights
>>221693759>fought 3 fucking battles in a dayYoung robert is like when you cheat in character creation and give yourself +40 to stats that should have +5 at best
>>221693394>gif?Just a webm.
>>221693751>It is and Rhaenyra wasn't pushing for a total warNo, she wanted the crown and would’ve gone to war for it. She rejected the peace proposal by the Greens. Otto was trying to deescalate.
>>221693695Except Rheynera is queen and nobody bar a handful of the court he told know about Aegon's alleged abdication and Aemond is now, by all accounts, MIA in Harrenhal
>Olivia Cooke deleted her instagram due to online harassment fuck I didn't know retarded normgroid fans bullied /ourgirl/ off social media. Maybe they did her a service, I wish I was using those depression inducing apps less
>>221693759All the people that witness him fighting were terrified of both his retarded hax strenght but also his impressive agility for a man of his size covered in Iron. Basically a faster and less retarded Mountain
>>221693795>and would’ve gone to war for itYes she went to war for it because it was her crown.>She rejected the peace proposal by the Greens>you will step down and do what we sayThat's not a peace proposal.
>>221693705It was season 8, nobody cared anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfTtWd12CK0no one said it's up
>>221693751>It is the same, both factions killed a son.One was killed in battle, the other assassinated, his mother psychologically tortured, his sister threatened with rape. >It doesn't matter, messengers are protected by rightBut not non-combatants and children?>I know you don't really want to discuss the source material and you're only interested in your point of view and interpretationsI can engage with the source material while disagreeing with the values and viewpoints that it pushes. Accuse me of low media literacy now, i know you want it.
>>221693759He was 6’6 and all muscle. Ned couldn’t even lift the war hammer and here is Bobby just ragdolling motherfuckers.
>>221693826I always read these stories but I struggle to believe themWho the fuck gets mad at the actor because he's playing a villain?
>>221693747why couldnt lyanna leave a letter? her father and brother died because they thought rhaegar abducted and raped her. instead he just groomed her and brainwashed her with a schizo prophecy
>>221693830The peace proposal was ceding Dragonstone and recognising Lucerys as the heir to Driftmark. What are you even arguing? Otto clearly wouldn’t want war because Aegon was already anointed. He was trying to deescalate by sending ravens everywhere.
>>221693866Joffrey's actor got loooooads of shit all the time, people are fucking retards
>>221693759>>221693786>>221693829>>221693862Martin and his cartoonish shit.
Green peace proposal>Rhaenyra gets Dragonstone>Strong boys are her heirs despite their bastardry>her children with Daemon get positions at courtBlack peace proposal>
>>221693866braziliansthey are pretty stupid
>>221693826now I'm glad I captured this gem in her comments years ago. Some peak circlejerk material that would be lost forever
>>221693841>don't you think it's sad that this is the closest we're going to get to the Young Griff plotlol
>>221693826I sent her this image in her inbox btw >>221693158You're welcome
>>221693875To be fair to her, she was like 15 and she couldn't have possibly predicted Aerys was going to fucking burn a lord and his son and then ask for bobby's headRahegar knew what Aerys was, HE should have handled it differently
Any news on KotSK? I heard they're nearly done with shooting. I'm guessing we won't get any new info until HotD s3 is done? (Funnily enough I don't think HotD waited until KotSK finished airing to put out a trailer)
>>221693841>check the boy's pubic hairOrmund thought of it, Daemon's reputation precedes him.
His Grace, Aemond of House Targaryen, the First of His Name, King of the Andals, the Rhoynar, and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm.
>>221693938what inbox nigga? did you read the post?
>>221692541whats his endgame?
>>221693927>them*>no I am from RomaniaKek
>>221693854>But not non-combatantsLuke was a non-combatant at that point and killing the kid is bad but there was no messenger protection or guest right involved.>>221693884>What are you even arguing?Because that's not peace proposal and that's like saying the greens refused the black proposal when Rhaenyra told them to back down. The only possible peace proposal was a marriage and it was impossible at that point.
>>221693977RevengeRevenge on his whore of a sister, his whore of a mother, his simp of an uncle, his traitor of a brotherThey shall all pay.
>>221693896>Aegon is heir after her children>Every conspirator is set free>They get to live in KL with them in perpetuity under their protection
gr**ns usurpers peace proposal>Get Dragonstone which is already yours>Your eldest son will inherit which he is already set to inherit >Your second son will inherit Driftmark which he is already set to inherit >Your youngest sons will be held hostage Gee, I wonder why Rhaenyra rejected these propositions
>>221693875Lyanna was ‘kidnapped’ in the Riverlands while en route to Riverrun for Brandon and Catelyn’s wedding. One of the popular theories is that she did leave some kind of message but Littlefinger suppressed it so he could get revenge on Brandon.
>>221693974No before the deletion
>>221693199>I told Luke to put out his own eye and he actually did it. The absolute madman
>>221693969>gets stabbed to death by a butter knife wielded by someone having their tea
>>221694015>which is as should be>which is as should be>which is as should beIt would seem to me like the green proposal is the fair and correct one? Everyone gets what he should get.
>>221694026Another masterstroke by GODfinger
>>221694040
>>221694029>Mad respect, the little shit might become a Daemon before me
>>221693841>>221693282>>221693352Damn, why didn't Sara Hess just have Rhaenyra say she wants Rhaena/Baela to be his heirs because they grew up on Driftmark and he needs to stop neglecting them just because they are women? Corlys can try to play up that Baela rejected his request, but Rhaenyra can still refuse under those grounds saying it makes her claim stronger. And it doesn't come off as her half-assing it because rather than implicitly telling Corlys "you have no legacy," she tells him explicitly "you have a legacy, you just refuse to acknowledge your granddaughter's legitimacy as women"
>>221693951>she was like 15Yes, she's 15, not 3. She's betrothed and her education is nearly complete. She definitely should have known better>she couldn't have possibly predicted Aerys was going to fucking burn a lord and his son>Rahegar knew what Aerys wasHe'd been known as mad for years at this point. Everyone knew what he was. Lyanna should have known better.
>>221694054You are right, technically the strongs being bastards should *not* inherit anything, but Aegon the magnanimous is a merciful (as well as rightful) king
>>221694058>a Daemon before medeepest lore...
post Tullys
>>221694069>She definitely should have known betterYes, she should have known better, but its also not a blunder above what you would expect out of a teenage girlIt's not some insane thing that a teenager ran away from home
>Cooler heads on the green council wished to parley. “The princess must be made to see that her cause is hopeless,” Grand Maester Orwyle said. “Brother should not war against sister. Send me to her, that we may talk and reach an amicable accord.”>Aegon would not hear of it. Septon Eustace tells us that His Grace accused the Grand Maester of disloyalty and spoke of having him thrown into a black cell “with your black friends.” But when the two queens—his mother, Queen Alicent, and his wife, Queen Helaena—spoke in favor of Orwyle’s proposal, the truculent king gave way reluctantly. So Grand Maester Orwyle was dispatched across Blackwater Bay under a peace banner, leading a retinue that included Ser Arryk Cargyll of the Kingsguard and Ser Gwayne Hightower of the gold cloaks, along with a score of scribes and septons, amongst them Eustace.>The terms offered by the king were generous, Munkun declares in his True Telling. If the princess would acknowledge him as king and make obeisance before the Iron Throne, Aegon II would confirm her in her possession of Dragonstone, and allow the island and castle to pass to her son Jacaerys upon her death. Her second son, Lucerys, would be recognized as the rightful heir to Driftmark, and the lands and holdings of House Velaryon; her boys by Prince Daemon, Aegon the Younger and Viserys, would be given places of honor at court, the former as the king’s squire, the latter as his cupbearer. Pardons would be granted to those lords and knights who had conspired treasonously with her against their true king.
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>>221694026>>221694041He was busy fucking dying in Riverrun after being sliced and diced by Brandon, he didn't have shit to do with it.
>>221694026holy based if true
>>221694102getting what you want while the other side get nothing it's quite generous indeed.
>>221694041How does he keep getting away with it?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPuAOcviU-M&t=3788s
>>221692598luke is icsh
>>221694041>>221694026Littlefinger was dueling Brandon and getting his ass shanked while that was happening.
the worst thing is you just know that catelyn's pussy was super wet when brandon btfod littlefinger. foids are so evil bros
>>221694112No he was cured (and mounted) by Lysa within a few days
>>221694130
>Rhaenyra heard these terms in stony silence, then asked Orwyle if he remembered her father, King Viserys. “Of course, Your Grace,” the maester answered. “Perhaps you can tell us who he named as his heir and successor,” the queen said, her crown upon her head. “You, Your Grace,” Orwyle replied. And Rhaenyra nodded and said, “With your own tongue you admit I am your lawful queen. Why then do you serve my half-brother, the pretender?”>“A Grand Maester should know the law and serve it,” she told Orwyle. “You are no Grand Maester, and you bring only shame and dishonor to that chain you wear.” [...] As she sent Orwyle and the other envoys on their way, Rhaenyra said, “Tell my half-brother that I will have my throne, or I will have his head.”She...is my Queen.
>>221694160>no usomeone got mad because anon memed on him
>>221694153I fucking hate women so much its unreal brosJocks should all fucking die too
>>221694153>she fucked my mortal enemy so i figuratively buttfucked her husband, literally fucked her sister and will fuck her own daughter He won
>>221694099>It's not some insane thing that a teenager ran away from homeCorrect.But she didn't just do that, she ran away with a married prince while betrothed to the lord of a house that's already rebelled over a broken betrothal in the past. She's as retarded as Rhaegar.Of course, this is all assuming she went willingly. Maybe it'll be revealed that he really did just kidnap and rape her. I'd actually prefer that.
>>221694177Ned deserved it for mocking him the moment he met him, norfern subhuman.
>>221694011She didn't say that. >Her first act as queen was to declare Ser Otto Hightower and Queen Alicent traitors and rebels. “As for my half-brothers and my sweet sister, Helaena,” she announced, “they have been led astray by the counsel of evil men. Let them come to Dragonstone, bend the knee, and ask my forgiveness, and I shall gladly spare their lives and take them back into my heart, for they are of my own blood, and no man or woman is as accursed as the kinslayer.She says she will execute Otto and Alicent as traitors and may spare Aegon, Aemond and Daeron if they grovel enough (they will have an "accident" the moment Rhaenyra does something unpopular with nobles and they start seeking raplacement).>>221694015>Get Dragonstone which is already yoursIt belongs to the heir (Jaehaerys)>Your eldest son will inherit which he is already set to inherit>Your second son will inherit Driftmark which he is already set to inheritThey shouldn't inherit anything as bastards.
I recently watched a video of how Littlefinger will in two years capture all 7 kingdoms and that shit is boner inducing
>>221693750>All their shippers femgooners would had likely commit mass seppoku at this revelationI'm mad because he lets the official art romanticize it
>>221694177>still hasn't gotten over her>will take the oneitis to the fucking grave
>that was the good season, everything went off the rails after thatlol
>>221694131I can understand Littlefinger claiming Harrenhal to bend the knee to fAegon to gain standing in the new Targaryen Restoration, but his overarching theory of Stannis bending the knee to fAegon just makes no sense to me. Stannis only loses.
>>221694220The Preston video?
Imagine Littlefinger doggystyling Alayne in her asshole and taking her anal virginity while he has people search the Riverlands for Lady Stoneheart, then have her brought into the Eyrie, tie her up and make her watch while he does the deed
>>221694221If we're being generous then it's to build up for a switcheroo when it's revealed otherwise
>>221694217I don't recall the King, Viserys the First, ever naming Aegon the Elder as Heir. >Bastards.Proof? The King, The Lord of the Tides and Head of House Velaryon never declared them bastard, they lived, died and are remembered as Velaryon.
>>221693841Imagine if all this talk of fDaeron going to the Wall was interrupted with Helaena asking why cant Aemond and Aegon take the Black as well?
>>221694260No, that was debt scheme but that's one half of it. There's another.
>>221694258I agree, his littlefinger video makes sense to me but his stannis theory is based on a main blunder>Stannis is acting out of his morals, therefore he's being irrationalI disagree, its not irrational to take steps to ensure your morals are followed, this logic works for littlefinger because that's who littlefinger is, but it can't apply to Stannis.
>>221694168>A Grand Maester should know the law and serve itHe does know.>To rectify these ills, in 52 AC King Jaehaerys implemented the Widow's Law, reaffirming the right of the eldest son (or daughter, where there was no son) to inherit
>>221694285Well then link it retard
>>221694094>I fucking hate riverfolkim so glad we're getting some racism against riverlanders next episode. It's much needed
>>221694310Ask nicely and I will
>>221694233I think George was setting it up for him to cross paths with Lady Stoneheart near Harrenhal and end the oneitis once and for all.
>>221694174>fuck rhaenyra>fuck nuncle>fuck all strongs (including that toad larys)>fuck blacks>fuck aegon (hes a bully)>fuck mother (shes disrespectful)>fuck lannisters (they are also disrespectful)>fuck smallfolk (except ratcatchers)>fuck jocks>fuck chads>fuck roasties
>>221694293This but its two apus, blackwood and bracken, fighting over the icecream on the ground
Finally no more dumb Alicent face memes.
>>221694322>and most of all, fuck jannies
>>221694316Fuck you
>>221694278>I don't recall the King, Viserys the First, ever naming Aegon the Elder as Heir.He didn't have to. Aegon became the heir the moment midwife saw and announced the existence of his dragoncock.>Proof?Having eyes.
>>221694337:)))))))
>>221694322>fuck mother>literally fuck her
>>221694346Baratheon hair genes coming up in them
>>221694318On one hand it would be a "he gets whats coming to him" moment but on the other hand it would be kinda... lame
hugh's brown daughter died because of the blockade. how come hes not angry at rhaerhae?
>>221694324you can have this instead
>>221693951>12yo Lyanna betrothed to Robert>Robert will never keep to one bed. I hear he has gotten a child on some girl in the Vale. Love is sweet, dearest Ned, but it cannot change a man's nature>15yo Lyanna running away with Rhaegar>~~~///(^v^)\\\~~~ (((o(*゚▽゚*)o)))*: .。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*
>>221694404hot
>>221694388Same reason Helena is cool with all the Blacks after Blood and Cheese
>>221694370
>>221694388It’s quite clear by now that Rhaenyra is the only person in Westeros who cares about her children.
>>221694364
>>221694240Didn't that fucker say it was good when it came out? No backsies now. Season 1 was always mid-late GoT tier.
>>221694291Yeah the whole LF theory makes so much sense- I love how Littlefinger is fully onboard with Ned's coup until the morning of when he discovers Sansa is Cersei's hostage, at which point he makes a course correction. Now if Ned wasn't a dick to him and married to his oneitis, he probably would've warned him to call it off and go home, but instead his fate is sealed. But Stannis bending the knee is the inversion of "Why be a lord, when you can be a king?" saying of Hugh Hammer. Stannis wouldn't fight this hard just for a throne he wants to give up, nor would he tell them to die for the sake of installing Shireen as Queen if he dies. She and Selyse couldn't possibly know that game.
>>221694404How the FUCK do we not have a blackwood bracken romeo and juliet?Also total asa mitaka love
>>221694433the Aemond-Alicent Harrenhal dream is gonna be one for the ages
>>221694423>twitterfag meme"The Seed is Strong" -- Lord Jon Arryn regarding Robert Baratheon I
>>221694454We had.
>>221694433Is this frumpy hog actually considered attractive or are all you faggots on here and the ones on reddit engaged in an attempt at mass gaslighting? If I was intent on approaching mousy/unremarkable looking doe eyed bitches I'd probably be drowning in gash. But I have too much dignity. Honestly Darcy mogs this bitch hard when xhe isn't dressed up as a korean man.
>>221694423based
Next episode will be very aegon/aemond heavy to justify for none last episode. Has to be.
>>221694434I think he said it was pretty bad, but not going to go back and check
>>221694467>"The Seed is Strong"Ah yes, Rhaenys seed.Ignore the fact that Strong boys all have facial features of Harwin.
>>221694488I quite literally would do the same thing Ironrod did, but locking the doors>Honestly DarcyI would ALSO rape herI would make both my sex slavesYes, I'm team green, how did you know?
>>221692611I still like the Greens more. At least they're interesting.
>>221694488lol gay
>>221692894
>>221694511Which is almost congruent with Baratheon features too
>>221694491...MY PRECIOUS?
Didn't george fucking come out and specifically call them "harwin strong's bastards" kek
>>221694555>that fat>those pitiful tits>bugged out eyes, tall hairlineThis is the type of woman the pakis trying to hit on classical paintings would fall head over heels for. At least Darcy has something to argue over. Olivia Cooke looks like one of those composite photos where they get a bunch of pictures and average them out. Genuinely nothing.>>221694598This edited pic is basically what she looks like to me. Round, undefined face. Soulless black eyes. An unnattractive woman.
GRRM confirmed they were bastards in the Penguin interview
Aka Harwin Baratheon
>>221694632>>221694555
>>221694601The famously brown-eyed Baratheons
>>221694036He doesn't die. A withh milf saves him.
>>221694633Not in the text? Then it doesn't matter.
>>221694644You'd fuck an ice cream that fell on the floor, Rajeesh
>>221694615yeah
>>221694615>>221694633In the books they are clearly bastards for us readers thanks to their similarities with Cersei's unlawfull spawn. Especially the hint of the shared Joffrey name
>>221693394is this edited?
>>221694633>prince joffrey is a bastard>so is the one other prince joffrey in history
Just look at them
>>221694652Mhm, Orys Baratheon himself
>>221694689>Cersei's unlawfull spawnLies
Abagail Thorn hosted a wrestling event last weekend called T4T - Trans 4 Trans, I guess? Anyway it was run by pic related, this beautiful woman is known as Kidd Bandit.Better known perhaps as Kidd Diddler Butt Bandit. Just wanted to bring that ancillary HotD news here.
>>221694750Yeah too bad the durrandon blood immediately made them into blue eyed in one generation, literally one generation
no one cares about fake fighting go back
>>221694633Is George fucking retarded? He clearly set it up for the reader and other characters to keep wondering if they really are bastards or not since Rhaenys has dark Baratheon hair and muh seed is strong, why change that now and kill the suspense.
>>221694750>brown eye gene skipped 5 generations o algo
>>221693796He is the leader of the Greens, wields Blackfyre, and his most important supporters & his enemies already call him King
>>221694802>to keep wondering if they really are bastardsOh PLEASE
>>221694802They are the most obvious bastards who ever bastarded.
>>221694806
>>221692611You forgot>actor's so good that the fanbase shifts to the greens almost entirely for his sake, in spite of the writers' glaring preference and support for the girlboss blacks>actor is the only one who cares for the character and has to actively push back against the writers' harebrained ideas, with some of the most memorable character moments attributable to him aloneIt's crazy that Glynn-Carney (or w/e his name is) is so good and all he got was ~2 episodes to shine, before the character was permanently crippled and turned into a disgusting freak
>>221694824>>221694828>t. Sarah Hessterycal
>>221694383Those are basically my thoughts on most of what we've seen Stoneheart do
>>221694841He's still cute though.
If I was thirsted over by Catelyn Tully I'd run the other way and never come back. That hoe's mad.
>>221694802They are described exactly in the same way as Lucamore Strong, it’s pretty clear they’re “pug nosed” bastards and that their mother is a whoreAlso another thing is how Alyn and Addam were born coincidentally at the same time as the Strong Boys which suggests Corlys was seething at the whole thing and decided to father backups
>>221694823>He is the leader of the GreensNo he isn't> wields BlackfyreNot relevant in this civil war> and his most important supportersHe has none >& his enemies alreadyControl the capital
>>221694841Don't worry, he got more dawg in him, if the leaks are truehttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/7l1xKLQL0hI
This your boy Daeronfags?
>>221694802>>221694828>>221694842Has any Targ + Targ (or Velaryon, but they have the same traits and are basically the same family) marriage ever resulted in anything except a silvery-gold haired purple-eyed child? There's your answer. Dany and Viserys didn't randomly come out as brown dornish becauss of their ancestry either lol.
>not "Men call me Darkstar, and I am of the night">not "the more she drank, the more she shat">not "Lancel, Osmund Kettleblack, and Moonboy for all I know">not "wherever whores go"
BEHOLD ME NOW
>>221694927>purple-eyedSome come out with blue eyes I think
>>221694941For me, it’s fat pink mast.
>>221694927Laenor is a quarter Baratheon, not a full blooded Targ...
Jaehaerys Targaryen, whatever happened there.
>"there is no good asoiaf adaptation"Ok then what's thishttps://f95zone.to/threads/game-of-whores-v0-33c-manitu-games.917/
>>221694971Are there even any full blooded Targs?
>>221694971Blood wise he is 1/8 Baratheon
What was going through her mind at that moment?
>>221694997Yes, everyone up until Viserys and Daemon included, with some Velaryon mixed in.
>>221694997Aegon I?
>>221694971Neither are any Targs. And yet white hair + purple eyes = white hair plus purple eyes and not 'miniaturised Harwin Strong'
>>221694941>She sees much and more, my Alys>He was speaking to a corpse>Let us drain our cups to these STRONG boys>"It can make widows, too!">Bastard blood, shed at war!>If they search the seven hells, mayhaps
>>221695027>miniaturised Harwin StrongBut have you ever heard of this mare that I used to have....
>>221695021nobody likes a smart arse
>>221695027Yet Rhaenys has dark hair...
>>221695014>I can't believe the son I'm seducing is kissing me. Men are so evil.
Is Joffery (Rhynera's youngest son) her son with Dameon or a 3rd bastard dark haired child? I'm having trouble recalling shit since it's so long between seasons.
>>221694941> Daemon stood straight and proud, and his stomach was flat and hard as an oaken shield.For me, it’s George’s latent homosexual lust for Daemon Blackfyre.
How come the show never adapted any female bastards? Are there even any prominent ones in the books? And no sneed snakes don't count because they're Dornish
>>221695074he's a bastid too
>>221695089Mya Stone in the Vale. She's Robert's daughter.
>>221695102nailed it
>>221695089Myrcella.
>>221695074>giganazi valyrian Daemon calling his son Joffrey
>>221695058Rhaenys has Black straight hair which is distinct from curly dark brown hair. Literally no known ancestor of Laenor or Rhaenyra has that kind of hair + brown eyes. That's like saying Joffrey, Tommen and Myrcella are Robert's because Robert has a Lannister ancestor.
>>221695128>>221695089Oh, and Bella. Another one of Robert's, and she tries to fuck Gendry.
>>221695154>Rhaenys has Black straight hair which is distinct from curly dark brown hair.You're just coping now.
>>221694973His daughter was a whore.
>>221695089>>221695128Shame they cut her. I wanted to see an on screen adaptation of Catelyn’s visceral disgust when she finds out the girl she’s been complimentary towards for three chapters is in fact a disgusting subhuman bastard.
>>221695054I keep saying this about the m*esters
>>221695102not twitter, more like bluesky now
>>221695074Third bastardDaemon's son are Aegon and Viserys
>>221694889If real then....Holy shit. I am kneeling as i am writing. No wonder the Mannis supported him from the far future despite being a straight direct descendant of Whorenyra
>Rhaenyra is defeated>Viserys's ghost appears>"Father! Is it... over?">"At long last. No woman rules at all, my realm's delight...">"I see... only bad ratings... before... me">Viserys closes his retarded daughter eyes as Corlys walks in>"Without its girlboss command, the restless fandom will become an even greater threat to this show... Ratings must be maintained. There must always be a Retarded Wokelyrian character...">Viserys ghost disappears>Corlys retrieves the Woke Crown and examines it>"The weight of such a burden... must be mine. For there is no other...">"CORLYS! You hold a grim destiny in your hands, brother - but it is not your own">"Vaemond?! By all that is salted...">"The dragon's flame sealed my fate. The world of the Canon can no longer comfort me. Place the crown upon my head, Corlys. Forevermore, I will be the jailer of the normies">"No, my kid brother. I cannot">"Do it, Corlys! You and these trans knights have your own destinies to fulfill. This last act of kino... is mine">"You will not be forgotten, kid brother">"I must be forgotten, Corlys! If the world is to live free from the tyranny of bastards, they must never know what was done here today">Corlys nodes>"Tell them only that Maegor with Tits is dead. And that Vaemond Velaryon died with they/them... Now, go. Leave this stupid season, and never return..."
>>221695174Hey Barbs
>>221694061It really boggle my mind, the writers are obvious marxist/feminist but always fail to capitalize on golden opportunities for them to push their message in an organic way.
>>221695014>just close your eyes and pretend its rhaerhae
>>221695168Where did the curls come from?
>>221695074She had five sons:>The three Strong Boys (Jace, Luke, Joffrey)>The the two sons from Daemon (Aegon and Viserys the youngers. They appeared like in two scenes so far)
>>221693644this post has been fact checked by real septons of the Faith: 107% true
So will that gay dude who was married to Ryhnera in season 1 ever reappear?
>>221693644Aerys' forces had fewer non-Andals, so no.
>>221695266He’s dead because his dragon was able to get claimed
>>221695266No, his dragon was claimed by his half brother, so the assumption is that he died of aids
>>221695199I don't like Nicki so no
>>221695285>>221695291Ahhh, thanks. I like the show, but fuck it's hard to keep things straight. Appreciate it.
>>221695277>10k westerosi towelheads were the bulk of the targs forced at the Trident>"More andal"
One more question. Why is it such a big deal that Ormond is settling in Tumbelton. From what I gather that town's people helped the Targeryon's in some way? How did they help?
>>221695266Dragons dont bound with new people unless the current bounder dies. Dosent matter if they havent saw each others for years. Its blood magic.Seasmoke had gone strange and errantic shortly before Addam claimes him. Laenor thus died offscreen somewhere in Essos, either in battle or because of gay AIDS
>>221695319Dornish are Andal, look at House Dayne. Not brown at all.
>>221695319Sandy Dornishmen are the only brown ones. Meanwhile how many Andals does the North have?
>>221695358In the books its a strategic point to control the whole Reach for the greens and the quickest way to invade the Riverlands, where the bulk of the Black armies are gathered
>>221695378The Manderlys aaaaand....
>>221695398I refuse to believe Shireen is his. He is a KHHV
>>221695173>Catelyn’s visceral disgust when she finds out the girl she’s been complimentary towards for three chapters is in fact a disgusting subhuman bastardWhat his her problem ? I at least get why Jon is a problem.
>>221695372They are as Andal as muslims bosnians are europeans. Adopting towelheads customs disqualify you from being Andal/White>>221695378First Men are adopted andals, like hungarians and finngolians are adopted white europeans
>>221694889>SIXTH KING OF THE ANDALS AND THE RHOYNAR AND THE FIRST MEN!Absolutely authority moggs Rhaenyra in her own biased show. Tom's a gem. inb4 it's a cut scene lmao
>>221695390While the Manderlys themselves are Andal, their forces are First Men.
>>221695411Her hatred for Jon is that strong that all bastards suffer. Every single bastard is a reminder of her husband’s infidelity.
>>221695425i like his dragon
>>221695424Dorne follows the Seven. It was the Rhoynar that were culturally and religiously assimilated into Dornish-Andal culture not the other way round.
>>221695454Damn I wonder who she would have supported in the dance....
Why can't Seasnake just understand that shit has to cool down before they can be doing controversial shit? He seemed very out of line for someone who wouldn't even give them his name for 20+ years.
>>221695378>Meanwhile how many Andals does the North have?King's Landing alone has about as many Andals as the entire North has First Men. Pipe down, treeboy.
>>221695470>husband's infidelity
>>221695480>gave his wife, his navy, his castle, his son to Rhaenyra>she won't sign a piece of paper for him
>>221695480>He seemed very out of lineHis line will literally die because Rahenyra can't sign a piece of paper for him
>>221695482And none of them are fighting only scurrying about like rats under the gutters, ready to be ground zero for Aerys' pyrotechnics world tourWhere is Otto when you need him...
>>221695508>she won't sign a piece of paper for himRight now. There's a bunch of shit to do. Both his sons are in their 20s I assume. Plenty of time to get it done.
>>221695425It is the will of the gods!
>>221695173>>221695411That doesn't happen. Mya introduces herself as Mya Stone immediately and Catelyn cringes internally but is polite to her.
>>221695546After all he's done for her, she should sign it right now.
>>221695546>Both his sons are in their 20s I assume. Plenty of timeHe's 70 and they are at war, he can die literally tomorrow
So why won't she sign the paper for Seasnake? What are the downsides of it? Why and what people would think it bad and look down on her as Queen?
>>221695526Such are the consequences of unbridled degenerate Valyrian governance. What is needed is a proper union of Andals, Valyrians, and Old Men to produce the ultimate eugenic stock, combining all their strengths with none of their weaknesses.
>>221695598Because people uh, will think she is the pro noble bastard side o algo
>>221695546>in their 20sWhich means canonically Corlys celebrated the death of Viserys’s son and wife by banging some cheap tavern whore.
>>221695599Pic unrelated
>>221695622No, they were conceived at the same time as the Strong boys
>>221695598There are rumors that her children are bastards, if one of her first acts is to legitimize bastards, it makes her look badTo Rhaenyra, looking a bit bad to some people matters more to her than rewarding her Hand who sacrificed his wife, castle, navy, sonWhy won't men let women rule btw?
>>221695622Yea he was based. Rhaenys by all laws and customs should have been queen. Viseyrs was a shitter.
>>221695650...because it's missing Daemon Blackfyre.
Alicent looks more plump this season.
>>221695675>Rhaenys by all laws and customs should have been queen>which is why I need to cheat on her
>>221695700A wife and a mistress are two entirely different things, ser
>>221695699The architect of the setting is at work
>>221695700She was on her period that day.
>>221695398Just when I thought she couldn't be more of a vain whore.
>>221695650>Son of a Hightower (First Men, Andal, and probably GEOD dragonrider shit) and a Targ (Valyrian)>Baratheon (Targ-Andal-First Men mix)Au contraire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A93xe-g3PRE
>>221695720
>>221695598people will think her kids who are 1. obviously bastards and 2. dead; are bastards
>>221695751Fuck off, /got/ is pro Jaehaera.
>>221695756Make this into Daemon and Rhaenyra
>>221695598>If Corlys dies, Rhaenyra’s children with Laenor would inherit his titles>Joffrey is Laenor’s """son""">Corlys is 70 years old>Corlys is a widowerBy holding out for a couple of years and weathering Corlys’s attitude, Rhaenyra could secure Driftmark—Dragonstone’s sister island and one of the best-situated fiefdoms for trade with King’s Landing. Rhaenyra would then control King’s Landing (the capital and one of Westeros’s most important ports), Driftmark (a crucial trading port that—as this war proves—can easily starve the capital), and Dragonstone (an island fortress easily defended by the Driftmark fleet and dragons, which breed naturally near the volcano).The smart move for the series would be to place Rhaenyra in this Machiavellian position; instead, it will likely just be another mess of tears, menstruation, and female stupidity.
Ayooooo we ou-chea finna bouts to ya feel me? Pull up senpai.
>>221695789Niggas on boats...
>>221695552>the rightful line to the Iron ThroneIf only the show actually went through all the reasons why Aegon is the rightful King. There are multiple reasons for his claim but instead all we get is Alicent misinterpreting Viserys or that men can't tolerate a women ruler.
>>221695684Only him
>Dornish kill one of Aegon the Conqueror's wives and one of his dragons>defeat every attempt to annex themIs that why the Blackfyres hated them so much?
>no aemond scenes in the next episode
>>221695828Rhoynar + Andal genes = total lizardnigger deathpraise the Seven and the Mother Rhoyne
>>221695855>ooooops
>>221695855He’s dead. There will be no Gods Eye.
>>221695828It was just a another position to gather support and undermine Daeron II. Dorne joining but justifiably getting to keep their royal princely titles was a humiliation for the other kingdoms that meekly surrendered them.
Is that witch chick not an actual person?
>>221695828>aegon couldnt conquer dorne with 3 dragons, an army and military blockades because they um... well they were hiding in the sand!bavo geroge
Do the books end (or haven't been written past) when Bran Stark takes the throne? Is that what people are waiting on?
Start the next thread before I piss meself
>>221695756all hail the Pierce Brosnan of Westeros
>>221695828>if you don't surrender, your enemy can't winmakes me wonder why everyone else was too dumb to realise this
>>221695982Argella wasn't but her soldiers were retards.
>>221696011>>221696011
>>221695186>No wonder the Mannis supported him from the far future despite being a straight direct descendant of WhorenyraEven Rhaenyra's Targaryen descendants didn't like her and recognised Aegon II's kingship.
why cant aemond, rhaenyra and daemon make peace, team up and start a new dornish campaign. its time to adress the dornish question
>>221695994might be a stormlander thing. most of stannis' troops betrayed him too.
>>221696034Aemond would, but Rhaenyra and Daemon's line decide the best way to counter the Dornish is for their bloodline to be DORNED
>>221696034Because it will fail. The Seven will only allow Baelor the Blessed golden path to unite the Realm.
>>221696014Retard
>>221695901It's the Vietnam war but with sand (and dragons)
>>221696014Based
>in the book Aemond and Aegon actually love eachother as brothers.>Aemond would never undermine his brother and helps him as much as he can>Aegon wants to build a statue like the titan of braavos in honor of his brother>the show makes Aemond a homicidal maniac who wants to kill Aegon
>>221693969Im not going to lieI like his helmet design, the built in eyepatch is sick
>>221696290That picture is laughable
It's over